1. Erin accidentally created a new universe.

2. Too many prisons have become early coffins.

3. He didn’t want to go to the dentist, yet he went
anyway.
4. She cried diamonds.
5. I thought red would have felt warmer in summer
but I didn't think about the equator.
6. As she walked along the street and looked in the
gutter, she realized facemasks had become the new
cigarette butts.
7. She was sad to hear that fireflies are facing
extinction due to artificial light, habitat loss, and
pesticides.
8. It's difficult to understand the lengths he'd go to
remain short.
9. She only paints with bold colors; she does not like
pastels.
10. He invested some skill points in Charisma and
Strength.
11. The changing of down comforters to cotton
bedspreads always meant the squirrels had returned.
12. He created a pig burger out of beef.
13. There was coal in his stocking and he was thrilled.
14. Plans for this weekend include turning wine into
water.
15. Courage and stupidity were all he had.
16. Imagine his surprise when he discovered that the
safe was full of pudding.
 17. The green tea and avocado smoothie turned out
exactly as would be expected.
18. Greetings from the real universe.
19. Mom didn’t understand why no one else wanted a
hot tub full of jello.
20. His son quipped that power bars were nothing
more than adult candy bars.
21. The opportunity of a lifetime passed before him as
he tried to decide between a cone or a cup.
22. They did nothing as the raccoon attacked the lady’s
bag of food.
23. 100 years old is such a young age if you happen to
be a bristlecone pine.
24. There was no ice cream in the freezer, nor did they
have money to go to the store.
25. He decided that the time had come to be stronger
than any of the excuses he'd used until then.
26. Don't piss in my garden and tell me you're trying to
help my plants grow.
27. He was the type of guy who liked Christmas lights
on his house in the middle of July.
28. Excitement replaced fear until the final moment.
29. There is no better feeling than staring at a wall with
closed eyes.
30. He wondered why at 18 he was old enough to go to
war, but not old enough to buy cigarettes.
31. Purple is the best city in the forest.
32. The efficiency with which he paired the socks in the
drawer was quite admirable.
33. He spiked his hair green to support his iguana.
34. I know many children ask for a pony, but I wanted
a bicycle with rockets strapped to it.
35. Happiness can be found in the depths of chocolate
pudding.
36. The sunblock was handed to the girl before
practice, but the burned skin was proof she did not
apply it.
37. The random sentence generator generated a
random sentence about a random sentence.
38. He decided to count all the sand on the beach as a
hobby.
39. The team members were hard to tell apart since
they all wore their hair in a ponytail.
40. Combines are no longer just for farms.
41. It was obvious she was hot, sweaty, and tired.
42. Nothing seemed out of place except the washing
machine in the bar.
43. Even with the snow falling outside, she felt it
appropriate to wear her bikini.
44. The body piercing didn't go exactly as he expected.
45. I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
46. The reservoir water level continued to lower while
we enjoyed our long shower.
47. She had the gift of being able to paint songs.
48. Karen believed all traffic laws should be obeyed by
all except herself.
49. Eating eggs on Thursday for choir practice was
recommended.
50. Mothers spend months of their lives waiting on
their children.