Love says "If u ever need anything,I'll b there" but friendship says " You'll never need

anything if I'll b there "

Teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki

har taraf ujala nazar ata hai...
sochta hu ki bijli katva lu....
ajkal kambakhat bill bahot ata hai..

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,

lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Aisi Dosti hamari ki dil chahye tu har safar har dagar me mile, mar bhi jau to pyar rahe
kayam aur tu sath wali kabar me mile.

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de,
awaj mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...2000000

() """   ()
(  'o'     ) hey..
( ,>o<, )
Dost...

() _"""_ ()
(     o      )
(  ,("")     )
Naaraj ho...
Phir SMS kyo nahi karte ho...
Chalo jaldi se SMS karo..
****************************

    ,-'''-.-'''-.
  (you&me)
    '-.       .-'
         'v'

have unique & strange Friendship

 /)/)
( ';' )
(,) (,)
ME unique

<) ''.'.'' (>

  (  (oo)  )
 (,,,) - (,,,)
You so strang
Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,
aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,
jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,
varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,

Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,
wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,
aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho... How r u?

Wonderful people r carefully created by God,

wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God.

I am gonna write on all bricks , "I MISS U " and wish one fall on your head....so that u'll
come 2 know how it hurts when u miss someone .

Every second God remembers you,

Every minute God bless you,
Every hour God cares for you because...
Every day I pray God to take care of U.

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,

Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi,
bus yehi gila hai tumse dost,
tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

Good looks catch the eyes,

but Good Personality catches the heart.
You are blessed with both!
FLATTERED???
Don't Be!!! It was sent to ME, and I just wanted you to read it... 

Love the heart that hurts you, but never hurt the heart that loves you. Plesae don't hurt
my heart

jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se miloe wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai
pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS

1 day u'll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.

U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME...
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U

Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u -

it's really very very urgent, damn serious and very imp
.... I'm playing cards and we've misplaced the JOKER.

Falling in love is a sweet ambition,

finding true love is a life time mission..
Take my word, follow the Indian tradition
& marry ur dad's decision !

From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From birth till my death,
my feelings 4 u have never changed.
For me, you've always been
..........a headache!

I mixed RUM in water and got drunk.

I mixed BRANDY in water and got drunk.
I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again.
Now I have decided never to drink water again !!!

I cannot hide this from u any more.

I don't want 2 hurt u
and I feel it's best if I tell u,
before you hear it from someone else ............

Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,

Humne kaha dard kabul hai,
sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai...

Apko MULAYAM ki akal,

LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK

If you eve want 2 suceed in your life, be sweet as Honey, Be regular as Clock, be fresh as
rose, Be soft as Tissue, Be strong as Rock and be good as !!!!me.....

My Friendship is like an onion,

Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes

God gaved us two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two eyes to see, two ears to hear, But
Y he gives U only 1 hear 'bcos he gave the other 1 to find.
0

Someone Remembers, Somebody Cares, YOUR Name Is Whispered In Somebody"s

Prayers, Keep The Bright Hope Of Sunshine In View, Someone Is Warmly Thinking Of You

I chased love i found friendship,i chased desires i found hopes, i chased reality i found
dreams,i chased a monkey and i found you.
The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has
come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started.
Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !

Aasman me itne tare ho ki

asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
HOW R U?

Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki aas rahati hai,

nighao ko kisi surat ki pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin tabiyat udas rahati hai...

Dont sent any messages, i dontwant 2 see u, 2 hear ur voice, 2 think of u, 'coz my doctor
advised me 2 keep away 4m SWEETS

Great people talk about ideas,

Average people talk about things,
Small people talk about other people, And
Legends never talk, they send SMS...

Darde dil me gam ki kaliya khilti hai,

aab to tanhai aaksar hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada chalti hai!

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH",

Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya hai!!!

You = Lovely
You = Perfect
You = Beautiful
You = Amazing
You = sweet
You = Cute
You = gorgeous
You = Fantastic
You = Fabulous
me = lier! :)

Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.

It means...
Without
Information
Fighting
Everytime!
WIFE satys No, it means -
With
Idiot
for
Ever

Friendship is a relation where no Charges of Activation,

Free incoming, Free Outgoing, with roaming facility all over the World!!

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1

Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya

Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Kya bindas hava chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain,
Cow log grass eat rahele hain,
shane log SMS kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...

As a person u r:
=> ADORABLE
=> SWEET
=> SIMPLE
=> HONEST
=> OBEDIENT
=> LOVEABLE
=> EXCELLENT
******
In short U R an asshole!

Mandir mein jap karta hoon, Masjid mein adab karta hoon, insan se kahin bhagwan na ban
jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke pap karta hoon

Questions R many,
but answers R few,
So I ask U only a question,
How r U?

The world doesnot need more mountains to

climb! more seas to cross!or more stars to shine!
what the world needs is only more of U & UR smile!!
GOOD MORNING

Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,

gam ke sagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.

A *smile* is a sign of joy,

A *hug* is a sign of love,
A *laugh* is a sign of happiness,
A *Friend* like me is a sign of
"YOUR DAMN GOOD CHOICE"

Hame itna pyar mat karna ki

duniya me mashhoor ho jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye

FRIENDSHIP
knows no season,
knows no time,
it has a sole intention
of bringing two people together
to a Moment
called...

"F O R E V E R"

Ugta hua Suraj dua de aapko,

Khilta hua phool khushbu de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!

The HOPE, The STRUGGLE and The HARD WORK towards a goal/ success is part of the
rewards. Achieving goal itself is not the whole reward........ BEST WISHES

FRIENDSHIP TEST

Call if U love me

Missed Call if U are a true friend

Text back if U care

Text a joke if U like me

Just ignore if U hate ME?

This is not fair!

How could u do this? Didn't expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on your name and didn't even tell me?
ANIMAL PLANET!

is duniya me dost kam milenge,

Is duniya me gham hi gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum Milenge..

Aapko ashirwad mile bado se,

sahayog mile chhoto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai

DIL SE!

Friendship Test
Call if U love me
Missed Call if U are a true friend
Text back if U care
Text a joke if U like me
Just ignore if U hate ME?
I'll wait 5mins.

Could you do me a faVour..?

Put Ur left hand over ur RIGHT Shoulder
then Ur Right hand to ur LEFT Shoulder There!
I'have just given u a hug! (",)
G'd mOrning...!!!

Dil me ummido ki shama jala rakhi he,

Hamne apni alag dunia basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per ankhe biccha rakhi hai...!!

The     ,-#    -.-    #-.
Heart  #     "#"    #
of         "#.      . #"
a Friend     "#"
knows No BoundarieS,
No LimitS,
just endless Love and Care!
"Have a Great Day..."

A Sweeter Smile,
A Brighter Day,
Hope everything turns out
great for you Today!!!
Good Morning!
  (> "   " <) Have a
  ( = 'o'=  ) Nice
_(,,) _  (,,) Day!!

Aapko miss karna roz ki bat ho gai,

yaad karna aadat ki bat ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki baat ho gai!

 ((((((          ))))))
  (((( @) (@ ))))
 (((((; <._.> ;)))))
((((((   ,__,   ))))))

You are so...

BHooTIFuL

Arz hai unki galiyon ke

chakkar kaat kaatte kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo to
hamare na ho sake par hum
kutton ke sardar ho gaye...

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,

RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
PER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

':.,       , /,      ,/;
".;;.,('v' ),/;;
 ".;;(     );;
# .= := := *= *= := : . #
a little BiRD Sent
to Wish U a Nice
Morning & a Great Day!!

Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka hai,

Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi maat Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse pahali mulakat ka hai...

Ae barish jara tham ke baras,

jab mera yaaar aa jaye to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo jaa na sake...

Amiri ke khwab Dekhne laga,

Angreji Sharab Chakhane laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne laga!!!

Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana...

agar yaad aaye meri to seedhe upar chale aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to samajh lena tu narak me hai...
Luv
Easy to say - Difficult to stay..
Beautiful to feel - Difficult to deal...
Difficulty is a part of Life...
But That's the reason...
Why Girlfriend is never a wife?

My Friendship is like an onion,

Which has many layers in it,
it will add taste to your life,
but if you try to cut it, you will have tears in your eyes.

Wishing u hapiness
as big as Ganeshji's Appitite,
life as long as his trunk,
troubles as small as his mouse, and
moments as sweet as his favourite Ladoos.

Laloo bada chalak hai

Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he...
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai...

New Concept of Life

Morning = MANDIR
Evening = M_A_D_I_R_A
Night = M_A_N_D_I_R_A

A Friend is:

1% Funny
2% Sweet
3% Caring
4% Loving and...

90% Good Looking that's why...

I'm your Friend!

Feelings r
many... but words
are few, clouds r
dark...but sky is
blue, love is a
paper... life is a
glue, everything
is false... but our

friendship is
true.....

One day
Friendship and Love met. Love asked why do you exists when I am here, friendship ans I
am here to leave smile where u leave tears.

Dushman tarse teri dosti ko,

Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!

AB
CD
EF
GH
IJ
KL
MN
OP
QR
ST
VW
XYZ

have I missed
something?

yes..

i missed "U"

Taza Hawa ka Jhoka Aaya...

Khushbu teri sath laya...

Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...

Ke Lagta hai ki...

Aaj bhi TU...

Nahin
'NAHAYA'.....
PERFUME LAGAYA..
nobody wants u, nobody makes u happy, nobody likes u, nobody misses u, nobody buy
good things for u, nobody cares about u, Dont cry nobody is my name

TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat,

aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN

Mandir main Jaap karta hu,

Man main prabhu ka nam leta hu,
Kahin Insan se Khuda na ban jaun,
isliye tumhe SMS karke
roz ek Paap karta hu!!

Hey friend remember dat without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness
there can be no beauty. so the world needs YOU after all!

God made daylight n called it the SUN.

God made entertainment n called it FUN.
God made nightlight n called it the MOON.
God made U n called CARTOON.

Years come n go,but this year I specially wish 4 u a double dose of health n happiness
topped with loads of good fortune. Have a gr8 year ahead! HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!

Life is only traveled ONCE,

Today's MOMENT becomesTOMORROW's MEMORY.
Enjoy every moment, good or bad, because the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.... Have a nice
day...

Swere Twadi Yaad aayite Miss kitta, Dinne Twadi Yaad aayi te hor miss kitta, ratti twadi
yaad aayi te fir miss kitta, Jad jan pe ban aayi te SMS kitta

Duniya mein 3 chezee kabhi bhi aa sakti hai

..... Paisa ..................
.......Maut............
.........aur.........
.........aur......]
.......aur.......
aur.........
mera SMS

love is gr8, love is fine, it picks u up wen u r down, I love u and i always will, uve filled a
space no one can fill.
GREAT PEOPLE TALK ABOUT IDEAS.AVERAGE PEOPLE TALK ABOUTTHINGS. SMALL
PEOPLE TALK ABOUT OTHER PEOPLE. AND LEENDS NEVER TALK... THEY EXCHANGE
MESSAGES!!  

Shaktimaan Dusro Se Lad Raha Hai Batman Raat Mein Ghoom Raha hai, Spiderman
Diwaron Par Chad Raha hai, Aur Dobberman SMS Padh raha hai

Dost 1 sahil hai tufan k liye Dost 1 ayina hai armano k liye dost 1 mehfil hai anjano k liye
dost 1 kwahish hai aap jaise dost paane k liye

Shehar Ki Gali Mein Paan Ki Dukan, Devdas ne Dekhi Paro Ki Muskan, Devdas ne Khilaya
Paro ko Paan, Khake Paan Paro Boli "Shukriya BhaiJaan"

I m at police station. The police caught me & filed a case against me of "POSSESSION OF
GOOD LOOKS" . i M DOOMED, Need some ugly MOnkey 2 bail me out , Where r u?

I saw u on a road
U look so beautiful
u walk as a divine
when i see u a sweet song bolwed in my heart
WHO LETS THE DOG OUT

Kabhi ki hogi Suraj ne Chand se Mohabbat,

Tabhi to Chand me Dag hai,
Mumkin hai ki Chand se hui hogi bewafai,
Tabhi to Suraj me dag hai...

A Good friend is like a Computer,

Enter your life, 'Save' u in their heart,
'format' ur problems,
'shift' u to opportunities &
never 'delete' u from memory!

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,

najaro se door aur rahakar bhi khas lagte ho,
dusro ke diye SMS karte ho,
phir bhi smart lagte ho....

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,

hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha

   ;";
     ;/  ("v")";  /";"/
     /;./ "v"  './   %./
is not only made for lovers;its also for friends who luv each other better than lovers!!

Hum Kabhi Tumse Khafa ho nahi sakte,

wada kiya hai to bevafa ho nahi sakte,
aap bhale hi hume bhulakar so jao,
magar hum aapko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte....

If God ans ur Prayer, He's incrasing ur Faith,

If He Delays, He's increasing ur Patience.
If He doesn't ans, then He Known U Can Handle it Prfectly Well!

I cant find a reason why God gave u to me, but that is not the question to b asked,
May b the question is how did GOD knew that
i needed a friend like 'U'....

.-""-.
( 'o' ) _/
¿_¿_) Valuing Friendship is not
merely by seeing each other everyday,
What's more important is in our busy lives,
We SMS Reply each other!

Bazu-o-me dam rakhta hun,

Dil me gam rakhta hun,
aapki dosti k baad,
logo se wasta kam rakhta hu,

Pata tha mujhe SmS aayega,

isiliye disprin sth rakhta hun.

Hold 10 Roses in Ur Hands & Stand Opposite to the Mirror,

U'll see 11 Roses & among them, the most Beautiful Rose in the World is U my dear
friend....

Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,

Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Aapko, HOLI ka Tyohar

If 100% of people Love u,

make Sure I'm one of them,
if 99% hate u,
make sure I'm the 1% which Love u,
If 100% hate u,
make sure i am dead.

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

_________ U've
!'--.___.--'! got a
i________i CARD.
Open it...

§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
§    H A P P Y    §
§      H O L I      §
§«§«§«§«§«§«§«§«
Have a Nice Day!
Phool bankar muskurana Zindagi hai,
muskarake gum bhulana Zindagi hai,
jeetkar koi khushi ho to kya hua,
Dil haarkar Khushiya mananna Zindagi hai

Junbaan se Naam Lete hi,

Aankhon se aansu Chalak Jaate hai...
Kabhi Hazaro baatein kiya karte the...
Aaj Ek baat ke liye taras Jaate hai...

Luv hurts when u break up with someone,

Luv hurts even more when she breaks up with u,
but Luv hurts d most when u not able to tell d the person whom u Love.

Na Chhahat Hai Sittaron ki,

Na Tammanna hai Nazarano ki,
Aap Jaisa ek Dost Mila to Kya Jarurat hai HAZARON ki...

If u wanna know how much I miss u,

try to catch rain drops,
the ones u catch is how much u miss me,
and the ones u miss is how much I miss

DREAM makes all things possible.

HOPES makes all things work.
LOVE makes all above possbile so ALWAYS SMILE!...

Life is like a MOVIE...

If u r sad - DRAMA
If u r afraid - SUSPENSE
If u r angry - ACTION

When u Luk at the mirror - HORROR

Now u r smilling - that's COMEDY

Humne Jab Kabhi Khushi Mehsoos ki,

Har Kadam Pe aapki Kami Mehsoos ki,
Door Rehkar bhi Aapki Dosti Kam na hui,
Ye baat humne Dil se Mehsoos ki

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,

lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi,
socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko,
par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Life without FriENDS is

(L)onely
(i)nsecure
(F)ull of doubt
(E)mptiness

Life with FriENDS is

(L)ight n easy
(i)nspring
(F)ull of hopes
(E)nthusiasm

Dosti acchi ho to rang lati hai!

Dosti gehri ho to sabko bhati hai!
Dosti nadan ho to toot jati hai,
Par dosti hamse ho to Itihass ban jati hai...

D se dosti, D se Dil, D se Dard, D se dillagi, D se Diwangi par D se itna bhi Dur na ho jana
ki S se SMS aur C se Call bhi na kar sako......

with love

"when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m
thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means.....IDIOT PHONE UTHA.

Wonderful people r carefully created by God,

wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God,
wonderful friends like you are carefully gifted by God

TherE r many stars buT thE m@oN is u.

Tehre r many frend$ buT thE SWEET one is u.
To forget me is n@w up t@ u.
T@ forget u is something i will never ever do...

Some friends r worth 2b thrown,

Some r good 2 keep,
Some r 2b Treasured 4 ever,
and i Think u r one 2 b Thrown...
in the Treasure Box 2 b kept 4 ever.

A lovely star dropped on earth one night.

Asked me u want a million dollar or a good frnd?
I had 2 choose million dollars coz, I already have u...

Our "Frenship" is a crossed cheque of Rs HAPPY/- which v both have... when u feel upset
and alone,withdraw it from my a/c. When u r too happy, deposit it in my a/c

Painting is a feelin, Never spoil it.

Face is a book, try 2 read it.
Love is precious, B ready 2 sacrifice for it &
Friendship is like a mirror never break it!

Whn u r alone,
Whn u r crying,
whn u r upset,
Don't think of me!!
just call me

Bcoz
incoming

is free for me... my friend!!

Its not now close or far we are today,

but wat mater is how much we value each other
in our heart...
for me u're a heavens gift,
a spl som1 i wud
surely keep..

Life without FRENS is...

L-onely
i-nsecured
f-ull of doubts
e-mpty

LIFE with FRENS is...

L-ight & easy
i-nspiring
f-ull of hopes
e-nthusiastic

A deep friend is like rainbow,

when the perfect amount of happiness and tears r mixed,
the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM

sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM

Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday..

People often complain what a small world we've got...

but i'd rather have it small to have met u than have
it so big to have missed knowing u...

LAILA ko MAJNU ka sms nahi aya,

LAILA ne 3 din khana nahi khaya...
LAILA mare vali he MAJNU k pyar me,
aur MAJNU baitha hai sms free hone k intezar me..

Sharp is ur memory,
sweet is ur name,
deep in my heart u'll always remain.

Earth wants water,

flower wants dew,
I want nothing but a BIG SMILE from u!

To lead a happy life 3 things r

very essential...
To keep brain as ice factory...
tongue as sugar factory...
and heart as wax factory...
Try it..>>

U want u get that is luck,

u want and u wait that is time,
u want but u compromise that is life...
But u want, u wait and u compromise that is love... :-)

Marne par hamein jannat mile na mile,

ye hawa ye fiza mile na mile,
SMS karne ke kasar mat karna MERE dost,
maloom nahi wahan MOBILE mile na mile.

God ne tujhe bheja to bheja,

lekin behja to aisa bheja ki behje mein
bheja hi nahi bheja.
Ye mujhe kisi ne bheja, isiliye maine tujhe bheja!

Log apna banake chodd dete hai...

Rishta gairo se jodd lete hai..
Hum to eak phool bhi na todd sake..
Log to dil bhi todd dete hai!

Our FRNDSHP is not like

NIKE - Just do it, not like
PEPSI - Yeh dil mange more, not like
WILLS - made 4 each other, BUT like
LIC - Zindagi k saath bhi, zindagi ke baad bhi!

Gateway of memories will never close,

how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears...

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,

har waqt muskarane ki aadat nahi rahi,
yeh soch ke ki koi manane nahi aayega,
ab hamein ruth jane ki aadat nahi rahi

Bas kya yahi tak tha saath hamara,

Intezar hi karte rahe hum tumhara,
Kab hogi is Kambakht mobile mein roshin
aur kab ayenga tera sms!

Soch ko badlo, sitare badal jayeng;

Najar ko badlo, najare badal jayenge;
Kashtiya badalne ki jarurat nahi, Dishao ko badlo
KINARE badal jayenge

I heard someone saying your name,

but when i turned around to see who it was,
I noticed I was alone,
then I realised it was my heart telling me that - I MISS U

Notice ur phone got heavier with this message? it contains load of love, affection and
prayers to keep u happy n safe. have a nice sleep. Good nite!

A friend gives hope when life is low,

A friend is a place you've no where to go,
A friend is Honest, friend is True,
A friend is Precious a friend is You!

Aapke life mein mithas ho cadbury jaise,

ronak ho nerolac paint jaise,
mehak ho Axe jaise,
tazgi ho colgate jaise,
aur tenssion free rahe huggies jaise

our FRIENDSHIP is a blank cheque for ME

It"s an ASSET not a LIABLITY
always a CREDITnot DEBIT
always a PROFIT not a LOSS
& I HOPE IT WILL NOT BOUNCE!

Plants are green and earth is blue,

why ur so nice to me i want a clue,
whatever may be the reason like u,
b'coz in world like this i will never,
get a friend like you

Mausam ki bahar acchi ho

phoolo ki kaliya kacchi ho
hamari ye dosti sacchi ho
RAB bas ek dua hai meri dost ki har subah acchi ho!
Good Morning!

No Shadows 2 Dipress U
Only Joys 2 Surround U
Many Frnz 2 Luv U
God Himself 2 Bless U
These r my Wishes 4 U
4 2day 2morow & Everyday!
Gud Morng! Have a nice day!!

You will always IMPRESS people because you have... TALENT,

LOOKS,
INTELLIGENCE,
And
If that isn't enough....
Tell them Ur "MY" Friend

People like Ur found only once in lifetime so u better take care of ur self coz i don't want 2
wastw another lifetime 2 find a sweet friend like u.

Koi gila shikava na rahe aapse,

arzoo hai ke ek silsila rahe aapse.
Bas is baat ki ummeede hai aapse,
Khafa na hona, agar koi khata ho hamse.

Im sorry but i dont wanna talk to you anymore.... good bye 4 ever
Mr Dr says i should avoid SWEET stuff...
and YOU are right at the top of the sweet list

One tree can start a forest,

One Smile can start Friendship,
One touch can show luv n care,
& One friend like u can make Life worthliving.

Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna,

Dosti ke daur mein Dosti Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali rakhna.

College ki har Ladki ek Phool hai,

Aur use choona ek Bhool hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
Samjho uski ATKT full hai

When god opened the windows of haven he saw me & asked " what is your wish of 2day" I
said "Lord take care of the cute 1 who is reading my sms"

Aap jaise log kuch khaas lagte hain.

man main har waqt hum ek aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke paas rakhte hai.

Frndz r like films; some are musical;some r romantic; some r adventurous; some r
comedy;and yet others r tragedy; but very few like U, r oscar winning!!

Hajaron Honge Nigahon Mein, Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick Karo, Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par Bhi
Toh Kabhi Double Click Karo.

Sincere apology If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, or if any of my msgs
disturb u, thn plz donot hesitate, feel free to.....throw ur mobile.

Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.so close ur eyes & snuggle up tight im
wishin u sweet dreams 2nite!

The recipe of friendship: 1 cup of sharing.2 cups of caring.3 cups of forgiveness & hugs.
Mix all of these together to make friends 4ever.
Between a 1000 yesterdays and a million tomorrows,
there is only one Today and I would not let this day pass without saying..
"ThanX 4 BEING SUCH A LOVELY FRIEND"

Jo Bhagwan ko nahi manta use me Insaan nahi manta,

aur, jo Gandhiji ko nahi manta use me Indian nahi manta.
Wishing all Indians happy 'Gandhi Jayanti' on 2nd Oct.

Usually I Send SMS to people who are.. Either, VERY DEAR VERY CLOSE Or VERY SPECIAL,
But, in ur case, I'm makin an EXCEPTION... co, u r all the THREE.

Is dil mein yaadon ke mele hain, tum bin bahut akele hain, sab kuch chodke tume SMS kar
rele hain, dekho hum kitne wele hain.

Their r 4 chambers in my heart ..1 for my father ,1 for my mom , 1 for my sister , 1 for
god...sory friend i was not able to give u any place in my herat coz friend like u r my
heartbeats.

Relationship is like a garden it's beautiful when watered with love hug tears & cheers but it
dries up if left untouched.. so keep in touch always!!!! 

Jindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

There are 3 Chambers

in my HEART.
1 for PAPA,1 for MAA,
1 for GOD.
oh! wat about u dear?
Sorry no place for u
in my heart........
bcoz frendz like u
are my heartbeat..!

Handsome,
Sweet,
Intelligent, Spontaneous,
Good Looking,
Nice Friends, Charming,
Funny, well... Enough about ME! How about you?

Court Order !! U R Accused of Crawling into my inbox & Hijacking My Smile with ur cute
msgs. U R Sentenced 2b MY SWEET FRIEND 4 LIFE TIME.

__ You've
!'--.____.--'! got
!_______i MAIL.
Open it, please...
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
§ HAPPY NEW §
§ YEAR 2007 §
§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§¤§
Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite! ;-)

I want 2 talk 2 u now...

Can i call u? Plzzzz yaaa...
Nothing Special, but want 2 talk 2 u...
Just 2 test whether i can understand monkey's language!

Sunhari Dhup Barsat K baad,

Thodi si Hasi har Baat K baad,
Usi tarah ho Mubarak Aapko 2005! 2004 K baad!
HAPPY - NEW - YEAR

"Smile u make and Hello say to wanted just I that out find u when irritating very it find will
you". CONFUSED?
Read it backwards.

Genuine People r those, who r without hesitation, remember without limitations, forgive
without any explanations & love even with little communication

Safar e Zindagi mein kitno ko dost keh kar jaana hai,

Zindagi hai, ibadat hai, tumhe sirf kaha nahil,
dil se jaana hai...

Hearts could only love for a while,

feet could only walk for a mile,
Clothers won't forever be in style,
but having you as my friend is forever worthwhile.

Ishka aisa karo ki dhadkan me utar jaye,

saans bi lo to khushboo usi ki aaye.
Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chhaye,
baat koi bhi ho par naam usi ka aaye.

Care for the one who Shares with you,

Share with the one who knows you,
Know the one who Misses you,
Miss the one who WELL WISHES for you.

Receive my simple gift of Good Morning wrapped with sincerity, Tied with care & sealed
with a prayer to keep U safe whole Day!
Good Morning...

Gateway of memories will never close,

how much I miss u no one knows,
days will pass on to years and
I will remember you in my silent tears...

HAMARE LIYE APNE HEART ME JAGAH RAKHIYE, MIND ME NAHI, HUME MIND ME RAKHNA
DANGEROUS HO SAKTA HAI KYONKI HUM MIND BLOWING HAI

Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
That's why I never fall ill :-)

FRNDS in HEART R D Worst TENANTS.

They CAPTURE THE HEART, PAY NO RENT,
DONT VACATE & IF AT ALL THEY LEAVE,
THEY JUST BREAK DOWN D ROOM THEY LIVED.

If i had a wish i would be ur tears,

to be born in ur eyes n to die on ur lips.
But if u were my tears, i would
never cry in fear of losing u.

Mere SMS ke charche jahan

mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak ke rone lage!

There is alwyz a reason 4 evrthin

A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,

but if u cant find

a reason to smile,
can i b da reasn 4 a while?

MORNING SMILE
makes the day
(=( ;_; )=)
B"E"T"T"E"R

that the best

thing (;_;) we can
do (;_;) (;_;) to
make (;_;) life easy

Gud morning!

()"""() WAIT...
( "o" ) Dont
(,><.) Sleep
let me pray

()"""()
( -o-)
( ,(")),
Dear GoD, plz.
let my friend
get sweet dreams,
Gud nite!

B4 u speak - listen,
B4 u write - think,
B4 u spend - earn,
B4 u criticise - wait,
B4 u pray - forgive,
B4 u quit - try,
B4 u msg others - msg me

When u feel lonely, press ____ (first four letters of ur cell no).
If U miss me, press __ (next 2 digits),
want a smile, press __ (next 2 digits),
need encouragement, press __ (next 2 digits),
press them all together and U can hear me!

Something are made for each other.

For E.g.: Shoe and socks,
soap and water,
Paper and pen,
Shirt and Paint...

Me and Your
Boy Friend.. :-)

The best teacher is ur heart,

The best healer iis time,
The best judge is ur conscious.
Ur best friend could only be GOD & ur
CUTEST FRIEND can only be ME!

When u need Someone to b beside U and no One is around,

Just Gaze up in the Sky, U mite not c me, but b sure dat V r under the same sky....

U R 100% beautiful,
U R 100% lovely,
U R 100% sweet,
U R 100% nice, and
U R 100% stupid to believe these words...

If at any time ur life is like a 'Candle in the Wind' den i'll put my hands around u so dat all
burns r mine & al lites Urs.

"Jai Shri-Ram"
Shriram Ko Lanka pe Akraman Karne ko
5000 monkey ki jarurat hai,
4999 pahunch gaye hai,
sms milte hi nikal pado,
bolo Jai Shri Ram!

Happiness as light as air.

LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
 success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday..

Ga saku apka nagma wo saaz

kaha se lau,
suna Saku Kuch aapko,
wo andaz kahase Lau,
Yu to Chaand taroki tarif karna aasan hai,,
Kar saku aapki tarif wo alfaz kahase lau...

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

Beautiful as an angel
You are beautiful my friend
A million times I’ve to reborn
For your beauty to comprehend.
Your moves are like poetry
You speak in rhymes
Your gesture is like the evening sea
So mystic to define.
Sweet as a flower you are
Your motion is like the breeze in spring
You glow in varied colours
With the voice of cuckoo you sing.
Your heart is light like the clouds that fly
Your hairs alike the barren leaves
Your eye-lids have a tinge of shy
Golden are your lips.
Sparkle as the brightest star is your sight
Your thoughts as pure as rain
And how lovely you come to my heart
Hast caused me wild, insane.
Your emotion fills me with romance
Your aroma overflows thy vale
Your smile drives me in trance
And to you I sail.

Words of my beloved
  While wading my legs in the lake water
Beholding the dark and soundless evening
My heart aches and aches and aches my dear
When about you I start thinking.
The lake is mute, dark and lonesome
Doth a spirit embraces it all over
I see the ripples that sail and never return
And a fear thin as thread chops my soul dear, 
I fear about you; say you will come back
To sit by my side in this holy evening
You are afar and I cannot track
 Thy path…, say you will come and sing.
I gaze the dark trees standing motionless
And dream of those happy moments together in the lea
Then the silence blown me to emptiness
My dear say, you will come to comfort me

You are beautiful

  You are beautiful
Not only because of the brownness of your eyes
Or the shape of your body
Not only because of the fullness of your lips 
Or the curl of your eye lashes

You are beautiful because You want to be

You are beautiful because God made you that way
You are beautiful because in my eyes 
THERE IS NO ONE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU

You are beautiful because you have a heart 

And that is a beautiful thing
You are beautiful because you have a brain 
And that is a beautiful thing
You are beautiful because You give advice 
And that is a beautiful thing

You are beautiful because God made You that way

You are beautiful because in my eyes
THERE IS NO ONE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN YOU

You are beautiful because you have confidence

You are beautiful because you have determination and wit
You are beautiful because you have goals and you plan to reach
them
You are beautiful because you are always there to lend a helping
hand

You are beautiful because God made you beautifu