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Bewkoof mbbs comedy script

By Jagadish

Mera naam jagadish prasad chaturvedi

Shyaam se raat tak kya karta hoon

Logo ke a gale script likh raha hoon jhapkiya

Munna bhai mbbs ne shuruvat ki

Main bhugut raha hoon yaha par

Maa baap padate nahhi hain

Log tareef kiye ja rahe hain

Kya naukri hai teri

Dukaandaar ki naukri bhi nahi hain meri

Sivaay jhadoo marne ke siva

Koi kaam dete hi nahi

Mere boss very dayalu

Naukri jhadoo marne ki

Aur karta hoo

Iske gale uske gale


My foot and my tail

Jab se naukri mili hain

Sab ne kaha munna bhai is inspirational

Ab meri naukri gayi aval number mein

Sabko chahiye

Kya karenge

Tareef payenge

Aur mera kya hoga

Jhapkiya le

Pata chal jayegi

Picture flop ya hit

Jab bhi log dikhte hain

Meri naukri hi nahi hoti

Sab mere aas paas ghoomte rehte hain

Kab log dikhe dar ke mare tai tai phis

Naukri to mera boss deta hain

Par wetan ke badle mein

Meri naukri mein cheena jhapti

Kab meri naukri udegi mujhko nahi pata

Par munna bhai mbbs jab se logo ne dekha

Main inspiration for many


Angrezi bhi theek se nahi aati

Par mein angrezi ka professor ban gaya

Popat mein kaam itna karvate hain

Yeh seekh who seekh

Wetan milti hain jhadoo ki

Aur bolna padta hain angrezi ke shabd

Haram khor kisne movie banayi

Meri naukri gayi khatre mein

Seedhi saadi naukri thi

Do bacho ka baap hoon

Itni barbadi meri

Ek picture ki wajah se

Good for nothing movies

Mera beta ab mujhe follow karega

School bheja to mera baapo ki naukri karega

Ab karta kya hain school mein

meri tareef karne laga

Karta kya hoon main

Jhadoo pocha

Aur usko badava de diya

Mera launda beta mera follower

Waste society
Duniyadaari aap se seekhni hain

Meri biwi ne mujhe bataya ek din

Chaar shabd maine english mein jhada

Logo ne mahulla mein meri naukri lagva di

Ab subah se lekar english hi english

Koi hindi seekhta hi nahi mere se

Munna bhai english mein pada

To meri naukri english school mein lag gayi

Log bolte hain school mein kyon naukri

Seedha medicine hi seek lijiye

What I am confused

Medicine is umr mein

Baap to bahut khush hoga

Aur kyon nahi

Hindi medium mein padne wala shaksiyat

English school mein

Jhadoo pocha ki naukri karta hain

Hi tech technology hai mere pass

Chalana to door

Uska button on karoo


To shuru kaise karoo

Yehi roz mein sochta hoon

Kabhi us taraf ghoomti hain

Aur kabhi is taraf

Kabhi kabar gir jane ka dar bhi laga rehta hain

Bacho ke saamne jhapki leta hoon

Aur gir gaya kya izzat gayi meri is duniya mein

Saale ne english naukri mein paas karvana tha

Mera baap waste candidate

Ek baar to raat ke do baje a pahunche mere ghar

Main socha koi rishtedar aya hoga

Pata chala ki raste bhar ke sare bhikari mere ghar a tapke hain

Suna hain ki aap jhapki bahut dene mein mahir hain

Unhone keh diya

Main tab samjha

Picture khatm hone ke baad

Interval bhi ho jati hain

Par jab bhi bhi picture tv pe dikhaye

Meri musibat peecha nahi chodti

Maine kaha dekh liya picture

Dil khol ke

Raat ke nau baje ko dikhaya

Ab khatm huyi

To meri ghanti raat ke ek baje ko huyi


Naukri changed

Wisdom gained

Main ab yaha par nahi rehta

Sasural chala gaya

Aafat ki toli hain yeh movies

Bach ke rahiye

Main to bhaag gaya

Jhapki do sau se bhi badi thi

Halat buri har din

Good bye folks !!!!!

Movies are dangerously positive

END OF HINDI SCRIPT COMEDY

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