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2) China should be a cricket team bc they can take out the entire world with just a bat
5) so the other day, I saw this kid crying and I asked him where his parents
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13) When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird
how many people take knives with them on dates.
A brick.
15) The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She
still isn't talking to me.
16) Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.
17) "I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who
cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
18) Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
19) An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Or at least it does if you throw it hard enough.
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23) I started crying when dad was cutting onions. Onions was such a good dog.
24) The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.
25) What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding half a
worm.
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You have to drop the bomb twice so that she can get it
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