Monday, February 20, 2012

Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines

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Check out this collection of Funny Pinoy Pick Up Lines and Funny Tagalog Pickup Lines
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Boy: Gusto kitang maging amo
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Dahil payag akong maging alipin ng pagmamahal mo

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Boy: Me butas ba puso mo?

Girl: Bakit naman?
Boy:Kasi natrap na ako sa loob, can’t find my way out!

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Boy: Mabilis ka siguro sa mga puzzle noh?

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi kakasimula pa lang ng araw ko, pero nabuo mo na agad

Boy: Pwede bang iturn-off na lang yung ilaw?

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para tyo na lng ang mag-ON...

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Boy: Grabe nakakatawa yung mga pick-up lines noh?? hahaha! May alam ka pabang iba??
Wala na akong maisip eh.
Girl: Wala eh, bakit?
Boy: coz all i ever think of is you.

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Boy: Sigurado ako na wala kang kakambal

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang hirap kasi makakita ng KATULAD MO!

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Boy: May kilala ka bang gumagawa ng relo??
Girl: Wala eh, Bakit?
Boy: may sira ata relo ko.. pag ikaw kasi kasama ko, humihinto ang oras ko.

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Boy: Exam ka ba??

Girl: Ha! Bakit?
Boy: gustong gusto na kasi kitang i-take home eh!

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Boy: Horror Movie ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag nakikita kita bumibilis ang tibok ng puso ko

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Boy: I hate to say this but… You are like my underwear..

Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: coz i can’t last a day without you!

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Boy: May lahi ka bang kalabaw?

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Sabi kasi ng puso ko "TAMA-RAW" ang ibigin ka.

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Boy: Pinaglihi ka ba sa keyboard??

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi type kita

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Boy: Manhole ka ba?

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Ang bilis ko kasing nahulog sayo eh

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Boy: Naniniwala ka ba sa love at first sight?

Girl: Ha! bakit?
Boy: Oh gusto mong dumaan ulit ako??

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Boy: Sana regla na lang ako

Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Para pwede kitang dalawin kahit monthly lang

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Boy: Favorite Subject mo ba geometry

Girl: Talaga? Bakit?
Boy: kasi kahit saang angle ka tignan ang ganda mo eh! Which one is your favorite?

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Boy Banat at 10:06 PM

32 comments:

Paola May 18, 2012 at 8:39 PM

Good news: Pareho kayong in love..
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Bad news: Ikaw sa kanya, siya sa iba. <///3
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Anonymous June 24, 2012 at 12:33 PM

Boy:Inii small Ka ba nila?
Girl:Hindi Bkt?
Boy:Di bali inii Big naman kita?
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Darken Than Black September 5, 2012 at 3:20 AM

Boy: Chubby ka ba?
Girl: Bakit?
Boy: Kasi pag mataba atleast Yummy...
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Anonymous February 12, 2013 at 1:16 PM

Ako: jacket kaba?
Ikaw: ha! bakit?
Ako: giniginaw kasi ako eh pd ba kitang e hug?
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Anonymous March 9, 2013 at 10:11 AM

boy : tae k ba ?
girl : bkit ?
boy : di ksi kita kayang paglaruan eeiii .....
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Anonymous March 9, 2013 at 10:14 AM

boy : sguro pagod ka na ??
girl :: huh ?? bkit naman ??
boy :: ksi maghapon ka ng tumatakbo sa isipan koh eeeiiii .........
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terry rose Escobar April 9, 2013 at 12:53 AM

kutsara kaba ?
bkt ?

kasi papalapit ka palang napapaNGA-NGA na ko !

bOoooooOmmm ...
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terry rose Escobar April 9, 2013 at 12:55 AM

ICE kaba ?

bakit ?

kasi , CRUSHHHHHH kita :"D

ahahah bOOOoommm ..
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Anonymous May 16, 2013 at 1:30 PM

kotsilyo kaba?

bakit?

kasi, sa 2wing na kikita kitang my kasamang iba parang nadodurg ang pso q ehhh...
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Anonymous July 11, 2013 at 7:21 PM

DAGA KA BA?
*baketbaket?
Laki ng tenga mo!!
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Anonymous August 4, 2013 at 6:08 AM

Tae ka ba??
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.mahal kiTae!!
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Anonymous August 23, 2013 at 8:29 PM

gangnam style ka ba?

bakit?

kasi matagal na kitang gusto di parin kita ma intindihan

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Anonymous October 17, 2013 at 9:55 AM

boy: ulap kaba?
girl: bakit?
boy: kasi kapag ang ulap ay dumidilim ibig sabihin uulan na yan :P

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Anonymous November 3, 2013 at 7:16 PM

boy:na bugbog ka ba?
girl:bakit?
boy:kasi pumasok ka sa isip ko patungo sa puso ko:>
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smiješni posteri November 17, 2013 at 5:23 PM

boy : sguro pagod ka na ??
girl :: huh ?? bkit naman ??
boy :: ksi maghapon ka ng tumatakbo sa isipan koh eeeiiii .........
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Anonymous April 10, 2014 at 5:40 PM

BOY:MANOK KBA?
GIRL:BAKIT:????
BOY:LIMLIMIN MO NGA ITLOG KOE..

HAHAHAHAHAHA
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Anonymous August 1, 2014 at 6:19 PM

boy: do you jab glasses??
Girl: why?
Boy: cause I'm blinded by your beauty or maybe your ugliness
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Anonymous August 31, 2014 at 10:34 AM
Boy: Tae ka ba ?
Girl: Bakit? ^_^ (kinilig ang babae)
Boy: Ang baho mo maligo ka nga!
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Anonymous September 19, 2014 at 7:10 PM

Sana sugat na lng ako

Bakit??

Para masaktan nmn kita

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Lupin Hackedyou November 2, 2014 at 6:48 PM

B: Buko ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Gusto sana kitang biyakin

Boooom!
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Lupin Hackedyou November 2, 2014 at 6:49 PM

B: Cake ka ba?
G: Bakit?
B: Gusto ko sana matikman hiwa mo

Baaaang!!!
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Anonymous February 19, 2015 at 10:49 AM

Alam mo ba di ako si Superman,batman o kaya si Spiderman. Because I'm your
Man....kailanMan.
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Anonymous April 9, 2015 at 8:56 PM

Me: Gago!! Ipapa pulis kita!!
Guy: Ah?! Bakit naman?! Ano ba ginawa ko sayo?
Me: Ninakaw mo puso ko!! Makulong ka na nga sa pag-ibig ko!!!

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Anonymous September 4, 2015 at 1:02 AM

meron ba about sa computer?
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chuie October 24, 2015 at 1:09 PM

B: Ketchup kba?
G: Bakit?
B: Kasi ikaw ang hanap ng HOTDOG ko..

KaBoooOooM!
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Anonymous November 5, 2015 at 6:36 PM

Ice kaba??

Bakit??

Gusto mo ICEPEAKIN kita?!

hahahaha
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mheL Monterola November 7, 2015 at 2:03 AM

Boy: Steady kba?
Girl: Bakit??
Boy: Gustong gusto kitang GALAWIN....
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Unknown November 13, 2015 at 6:01 PM

boy:Suklay kaba girl:Bakit??? boy:kasi ANG GULO NG BUHAY KO PAG HINDI KITA NAKITA
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george caballes December 7, 2015 at 8:48 PM

B: laway kaba?

G: huh?? Bakit?
 B: kasi, panis kana!

Boom!!!!!!
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george caballes December 7, 2015 at 8:49 PM

B: laway kaba?

G: huh?? Bakit?

B: kasi, panis kana!

Boom!!!!!!
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iskrinneym March 12, 2016 at 5:11 PM

BARIL KA BA?

PAPUTOK NAMAN ISA LANG!

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iskrinneym March 12, 2016 at 5:12 PM

PALAY KA BA?

TARA BAYUHIN KITA!

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