One time I came in my pajamas (internationalisms) to the brunch (nationally-

biased lexicon) on Sunday, my friend considered it an insult (translator's false

friends) took a recipt (pseudo internationalisms) and left. After that I sat on my
bike (shortenings) and decided to ride around town, eventually I realized that it
was not so bad lunch break ( asyndetic noun clusters) Josh just a fair-weather
friend. All in all my Sunday morning was not too bad (stylistics devises)