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CONTENTS
Features 70
home & life
88
drama in real life
52
cover story
10-Minute Life Fixes
Need some extra cash?
Want to get in shape?
Rescue on the
High Rise Bridge
With his truck dangling
DOES THIS DOG Looking to cook or 70 feet above a roiling
KNOW WHETHER clean better—or even river, a trapped driver’s
YOU HAVE CANCER? feel happier? These
37 small tweaks can
only hope is a team
of trained emergency
The canine nose is
lead to big changes. rescuers—who are
a marvel of nature.
by caroline fanning stuck in traffic.
Science believes
by anita bartholomew
that a computerized
model of it will save 82
millions of lives. trusted brands 98
national interest
by adam piore Swish, Burn, Love
It’s not pretty, and it’s From the Comfort of
64
the stranger who
not sweet. How brown
Listerine became No. 1
Their Jail Cells
A diabolical scam pulled
changed my life in Americans’ hearts off by prisoners snares
My Most and mouths. everyday Americans.
Unlikely Friend plus: The 19 other most by doug shadel from aarp
Would you pal around trusted health brands.
with your spouse’s ex
or someone who put a
by bill hangley 110
humor
foot in your face? These My New Husband’s
readers did—and found Secret Life
lifelong companions. I thought the man I’d
married was a rock star.
andrea de santis
70 I ever imagined.
by nancy french from
washingtonpost.com
Departments
6 Dear Reader
8 Letters
everyday heroes
10 From Role
Model to
Runway Model
by nara schoenberg
from chicago tribune
13 It Took a Village
by andy simmons
how to
20 Lift Your Own
Spirits
by courtenay smith
and samantha
rideout
your true stories
26 Monkey in the
Middle, and More
13 things
28 24-Karat Nuggets
About Gold
by emily goodman 20
On the Cover
Photograph by Jason Varney
the food on
your plate
34
by kate l
and daniel g Go Ahead,
l Do Nothing
38 Rules for by jeffrey davis from
psychologytoday.com
Brain Games
You Are
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everyday miracles 32
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Lifesaving Call
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Humor in Uniform
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All in a Day’s Work
108
Laughter, the Best
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Dear Reader
LETTERS
In one short letter,
Bruce Kelley made me
Notes on the cry three times: first for
Dec./Jan. issue how sweet he and his
boy are, second as I
hoped for the same re-
lationship with my own
The Season for Family Miracles twins at that not-so-far-
off stage, and last as I
The story of the woman bonding with her realized how old I am!
new stepmom over the red coats they both —Staci McNicholl
wore around Christmas and inherited from Mahomet, Illinois
their deceased moms brought tears. My
We Found a Fix
daughter was four when her grandmother You advise sliding an
died. She always says she doesn’t remember upside-down penny
much except she always wore her red coat. between tire treads to
—Kathleen McCarthy Butler, New Jersey see whether they’re too
worn. I think you meant
to say replace them if
2020 Holiday The Double Triple all of Lincoln’s head is
Shopping Guide This article about a visible, not any. If the
I once gave my grand- medical team perform- majority of the penny
son a freshly oiled cast- ing back-to-back triple can sink into the crev-
iron pan that was my organ transplants was ice, that’s about three
dad’s. He’d just moved amazing. As the widow eighths of an inch,
into his own house, and of a donor, I know that which is plenty of tread.
I knew he loved cook- the priceless gifts re- —Fred Knackmuhs
ing and corn bread. ceived from the donors Albion, Illinois
He’s used it for years. deserve to be acknowl-
The next year, I gave edged. Without the loss Prowling for
more gifts from my and sacrifice of two Dust Bunnies
home that are special families, these miracu- Mary Roach’s mischief-
to me. The joy on my lous surgeries would loving Roomba made
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relatives’ faces couldn’t not have been possible. my entire family laugh.
have been bought. —Connie Johnson Exercise weights flank
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Maplewood, Minnesota New Mexico of Roomba’s aptitude
8 march 2021
for trapping itself my mom found in the HANKIE-PANKIE
underneath. The day hip-hop Charleston
after I read this, along era. So, we can blame ✦ I believe my mother
came Roomba to dis- our brains! went to the same school
connect the Christmas —Hazel Dinius of etiquette as Scott
tree lights. Time for Belfair, Washington Turow’s. She taught me
more dumbbells! to always carry a hand-
—Richard Brewer Everyday Heroes kerchief in my back
Reedville, Virginia I just read the story pocket. My father taught
about Alison Malmon, me to always carry a
Oldies but who, after losing her good pocketknife in
Feel-Goodies brother to suicide, my front pocket. These
Thank you for explain- started what’s now the practices became habits
ing that our brains largest mental health that have endured for
over 70 years. Also,
imprint on music advocacy organization
my mother always said
from our youth. I grew for young adults. You’ve
that a lady carries two
up with the angelic published so many hankies, one for show
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sounds of Nat King helpful tips to cope and one for blow.
Cole and the Beatles with mental illness that —Wayne Christensen
and couldn’t under- parallel what my thera- wenatchee, washington
stand why new music pist has been teaching
sounds so discordant. me. Thank you for that. ✦ I’m happy to know I’m
On the other hand, I —Erin Stoops not the only one who still
never understood what Grove City, Pennsylvania carries a handkerchief
everywhere. As a boy
(almost 60 years ago),
Onward and Upward I got a new suit and asked
Everyone hits a few headwinds on the turbulent my dad why only one
flight path of life. There are plenty of tough back pocket had a but-
moments that feel impossible to weather—and ton. He said the pocket
yet we make it! Was there a challenge you’re with the button was
particularly proud of mastering? An especially for your wallet and the
dark tunnel ended by an especially pocket without a button
bright light? Would your story was for your handker-
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rd.com 9
Melissa Blake in
the ensemble she
modeled for the
Runway of Dreams
fashion show.
Reader ’s Digest
EVERYDAY HEROES
By Nara Schoenberg
from chicago tribune
A
s a teenager in the 1990s, of her condition, she can walk short
Melissa Blake was interested in distances with difficulty but sometimes
fashion. Unfortunately, fashion relies on an electric scooter. “When
wasn’t much interested in her. you’re a teenager—disabled or not—
Blake, who has a genetic bone and you deal with issues of self-esteem. If I
muscle disorder and stands a little un- had seen someone who looked like me,
der four feet tall, couldn’t find jeans I would have felt really seen.”
chicago tribune/getty images
or dresses in her size. Paging through Blake, 39, has spent her adult life
Glamour and Cosmopolitan, she trying to make up for that. She is a
didn’t see a single person who looked disability-rights activist as well as a free-
like her, and it hurt. lance writer whose work has appeared
“That would have been a game in the New York Times and Glamour,
changer for me,” says Blake, who had but she gained a national following in
26 surgeries before age 17 to treat her 2019 after clapping back at trolls who
Freeman-Sheldon syndrome. Because made ugly comments about her online.
“During the last round of troll- York Fashion Week and includes ap-
gate,” she tweeted, “people said that I pearances by designer Tommy Hil-
should be banned from posting pho- figer, Paralympics snowboarding gold
tos of myself because I’m too ugly. So medalist Brenna Huckaby, and Def
I’d just like to commemorate the occa- Leppard drummer Rick Allen. Last
sion with these three selfies ...” fall, Scheier asked Blake to be one of
In one of the greatest “I’ll show the event’s 24 models.
you!” responses of all time, over the “Melissa is a force to be reckoned
next year, Blake posted a new selfie with and unapologetic about what the
every day. world should look like,” Scheier says.
“Being able to put Melissa in argu-
“WHEN DISABLED ably the biggest fashion event of the
PEOPLE ARE year just hit home how important it is
to expand who consumers are in the
INCLUDED, IT SENDS fashion industry, or who should be
A MESSAGE.” on runways, or what we’re really rep-
resenting in the word model.”
Since the Runway of Dreams show
“Some selfies were serious, like the was virtual, Blake’s sister filmed her
ones where I talked about disabilities riding her scooter on a quiet street
or how I was feeling on not-so-good dressed in a graphic T-shirt, capris,
days,” she wrote on refinery29.com. and an oversize maroon vest with a
“Some were fun and silly, showing fluffy fur collar.
off my love for photo filters. But each “It was a little scary,” Blake says of
was a celebration, and each carried a modeling. But she’s glad she took the
message.” challenge. Often, when we think of
Her fans went wild, calling Blake a access for people with disabilities, we
goddess and a powerful woman. One think of buildings and employment,
wrote, “Work it girl! YOU IZ FAB.” she says. But it’s also important to have
“I feel like every time I post a selfie access to what’s fun and enjoyable.
or share something about my life as “Fashion isn’t going to solve all the
a disabled woman, that is representa- world’s problems,” says Blake. “When
tion that is going to combat this able- disabled people are included, it sends
ism,” Blake told WBUR. a message that we deserve a seat at
Among her fans is Mindy Scheier, the table in all aspects of life, frivolous
the founder and CEO of Runway of or not.” RD
Dreams, which showcases fashion for
people with disabilities. The show is chicago tribune (september 16, 2020), copyright
© 2020 by chicago tribune. all rights reserved.
part of the glitz and glamour of New used under license.
12 march 2021
It Took a
Village
By Andy Simmons
I
da Nelson was luxuriating in her
sister’s sauna when she heard the
rumble of a small airplane circling
the nearby airport. This landing strip was pitch-black when
It was 11:30 at night in the Alaskan a medevac pilot tried to land at night.
village of Igiugig, population 70, and,
as she told the New York Times, “Any for the plane to follow. Great idea,
time a plane flies over that late, you but it wasn’t enough. More light was
know something is wrong.” needed, so a neighbor called nearly
Nelson and her sister leaped out of every home in the village—32 of them.
the sauna, ran to the window, and saw Within 20 minutes, 20 vehicles
the problem: The airport’s runway arrived at the airport, many of the
courtesy sandra alvarez with the igiugig tribal village council
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Reader ’s Digest
LIFE
in these
United States
Wise Beyond
Their Years
✦ My granddaughter’s
life philosophy, which
she quoted in a third-
grade essay: “Money
can’t buy happiness,
but it can buy cows.
Cows can make milk,
and milk can make
ice cream, and ice
cream can make you
happy.”
—JoEllen Turner
Nucla, Colorado “Gorgeous night for I asked, adding a
✦ Wife: “The Romans a walk.” —Me, moving sly nod toward my
were gluttons. They from couch to chair. father-in-law.
overdid everything.” — @alyssalimp “I didn’t have to,”
Daughter, age 11: she said. “They all
“You can’t overdo Prior to dinner, my know him.”
water parks.” 80-year-old mother-in- —Cynthia Boehning
cartoon writer: david galef
“Well,” George said, This real estate listing photo for a condo in Lake Worth,
“I don’t poop in the Florida, shows what happens when “Budweiser’s
house anymore.” biggest fan” gets to decorate the house—the walls
—Jane Hamilton and ceilings become an homage to his favorite brew.
O’Fallon, Missouri It’s too late if you’re craving the place, since it’s been
sold. But take solace: All the cans were empty.
Maybe it’s the harsh
winters, but people
from Maine are known
to be tough nuts to
crack. Consider this
evidence, courtesy of
author Jennifer Finney
Boylan: “There’s a
story about the time
Mark Twain gave a
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IS YOUR Urgency
BLADDER
ALWAYS
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TAKING Leakage
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HOW TO
Lift Your
Own Spirits
We all feel down now and then,
especially lately. These techniques
can help you bounce back.
By Courtenay Smith
and Samantha Rideout
O
n a freezing January evening, year. Since the pandemic began, three
Ashley Austrew sat in her car in times as many American adults have
an Omaha, Nebraska, parking reported symptoms of depression or
lot, working up the courage to go into anxiety (the malevolent cousins to
a comedy improv class. For 20 min- low self-worth) compared with 2019.
utes, the 33-year-old journalist and Thankfully, like Austrew, we can learn
mom of two sat with swirling thoughts to feel better about ourselves and
of self-doubt: “OMG, I can’t do this. I’ll strengthen our feelings of hope. (Of
be the worst one.” Then she turned off course, anyone experiencing severe
the engine, took a few deep breaths, or persistent symptoms should seek
and went inside. professional help.) Here are eight
For Austrew, trying improv was the science-backed strategies to improve
first small step to improve her self- your relationship with the person in
esteem. “All my life, I’ve lacked con- the mirror.
fidence,” she says. “I didn’t have the
courage to try anything new.” So she Embrace the Upside
made a list of all the things she was of Feeling Down
afraid to attempt and then asked her- First, realize that negative emotions
self, What if I didn’t let my excuses aren’t inherently bad—they can be
win? Improv was her biggest target. useful. “That ping of anxiety gets my
Her fear dissolved as soon as she attention and says, ‘Hey, you need to
walked into the class. Her classmates focus on this,’ ” says psychologist Ethan
were also beginners, and she discov- Kross, author of Chatter: The Voice in
ered that she was perfectly capable of Our Head, Why It Matters, and How
earning a few laughs and making new to Harness It. If you need to deal with
friends. Over the next two years, Aus- an immediate problem—say, reining
trew went on to tackle other what-ifs, in overspending—that call to focus
including writing a book. “Self-esteem is helpful. But negativity spirals into
is like a muscle—you have to work it something harmful when a particular
constantly,” she says. thought circuit just won’t shut off. If
Some people are blessed with a you can’t sleep because of it, feel phys-
seemingly unshakable positivity, but ically stressed all the time, or keep
most of us need to learn how to pull rehashing the same situation, those
ourselves up by our bootstraps. Psy- are signs you need to employ tools to
chologists say we tend to experience break the cycle, says Kross.
our lowest self-esteem in adolescence
and spend much of our adult lives Engage in Smarter Self-Talk
slowly building it back up. Staying In his lab at the University of Michi-
positive has been tough in the past gan, Kross asks subjects to talk to
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STORIES
in 100 Words
would interact with me and mimic my
gestures. When I told my friend Jerry this,
he was skeptical. So one day, I brought
In a Different League him with me. Beau came down, looked at
I ran a 5K for charity. me and my friend, then went to get a drink
After the race, I wanted of water. When he returned, Beau spit
to see how my time
ranked in my category his mouthful of water at Jerry. Was he
of men ages 30 to 34. jealous? We had a good laugh.
I was close to the bottom, —Sandy Rozelman Euclid, Ohio
which I chalked up to
being 34—the other guys
were simply younger.
I was determined to rank
higher the following year,
when I’d be 35 in the
35 to 39 age bracket.
But that year, I was
mistakenly registered
in the over 70 category—
and finished fourth out
of seven. I can’t even
win against guys double
my age!
—Joe Balthazor A Hard Pill to Swallow have any questions?” Her
palatine, illinois As a pharmacist, I counsel little boy, who had been
patients on their new quietly standing next
medications. One day, to her, raised his hand.
I was informing a woman “Can she still cook?” he
To read more true about the side effects of asked. “Of course she
stories or submit one, her prescription, specifi- can,” I replied. His mother
go to rd.com/stories. cally drowsiness. “You explained ruefully, “He
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2
Contrary to
24-Karat Nuggets popular belief,
biting on gold is
About Gold not a reliable way to tell
scyther 5 /getty images (gold nugget)
1
Pure gold is so ductile (translation: stretchy), though many champs
a single ounce of it can be drawn out into chomp down on their
a thread 50 miles long without breaking (at prizes, Olympic gold
which point it also would be too thin to see). If medals haven’t been
you did this to all of the existing gold in the world, made from that metal
it would wrap around the earth 11 million times. since the 1912 Summer
3
the Nobel Prize much of the 20th cen- 1933. (The United
medal is still made tury, doctors reduced States didn’t fully aban-
of gold, though their rheumatoid ar- don it until 1971.)
it was downgraded thritis patients’ pain
8
in 1980, when it went and swelling with intra- Most of the
from 23 karats (24 is muscular injections of world’s gold is
pure) to an 18-karat gold compounds that now mined in
core coated in 23-karat have anti-inflammatory China. The country
gold. The gold in each properties. Today, some overtook South Africa
medal is worth about oncologists use gold for total historical gold
$8,000. compounds to shrink production in 2017. But
cancerous tumors. the world’s largest gold
4
A naturally crystal—an extremely
6
yellow element, The term bullion, rare geometric forma-
gold changes color which refers to tion that can appear
when it is mixed with gold bars or coins on gold specimens—
other metals, which ready to be traded, weighed 7.7 ounces
also gives it added comes from the Latin and was found decades
strength. White gold word for boil. That’s ago in Venezuela.
contains nickel or pal- how to remove gold’s
9
ladium. Rose gold gets impurities—at a mere Among the more
its hue from copper. 5,173 degrees F. surprising—and
There’s even green unpleasant—
7
gold, which has silver The U.S. Treasury sources of gold: treated
and sometimes zinc currently holds sewage. In 2015, after
or cadmium. To deter- 147.3 million analyzing sewer sludge
mine how much gold is ounces of gold bullion. from local treatment
in any piece, divide the About half of it is stored plants, researchers at
karat content by 24 and at Fort Knox, a stash Arizona State Univer-
multiply by 100. The that’s worth more than sity concluded that
resulting percentage is $130 billion. Security the sewage produced
the amount that is gold. at Fort Knox is so tight, each year in a city of
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10
We have Any instrument NASA once he finds a piece
already ex- wants to keep cool gets of pyrite may be the
tracted about a gold coating as well real fool.
80 percent of the world’s (since radiation is also
13
244,000 mineable tons a great source of heat). Don’t go look-
of gold. Ocean waters This includes the James ing for a pot
and seabeds contain Webb telescope, the of the precious
about 20 million more world’s most powerful metal at the end of a
tons, but this treasure space telescope, set rainbow. One version
remains largely un- to be launched later of this legend is more
touched because of this year. of a cautionary tale:
the prohibitive costs to When a poor Irish hus-
12
tap it. But the biggest Pyrite, the band and wife pull the
trove is in outer space. mineral better last carrot out of their
One asteroid alone known as garden, they catch a
(called 16 Psyche) has a fool’s gold, has fooled leprechaun dangling
few hundred quintillion many, including Chris- from it. The leprechaun
dollars’ worth. topher Newport, one agrees to grant all their
of the founders of the wishes if they find his
11
But so far, Jamestown colony, pot of gold at the end
we’ve only who sailed a shipload of the rainbow, leaving
brought gold to of it to London in the them to forever chase
space, not taken any 1600s. Although pyrite a fictitious fortune. RD
LAUGH LINES
Super unprofessional when
Imagine being a spy right ventriloquists argue with their
now, stuck at home trying puppets over which one is the
dummy. Figure that out backstage.
to convince your family —@ChrisStephensMD
you have a normal job.
—@_BillieBelieves
My boss just
called me into
his office and told
Please quit telling me
me I’ve been
to “keep up the good spending too
work.” The good work much time on
was an accident and Twitter. Hold on,
impossible to replicate. he’s saying some-
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Work’s like
a Charm!
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THE POWER TO
REDUCE ALLERGENS
IN CAT HAIR & DANDER
O
n a mild morning in November
1979, when a group of students
The
clambered over the walls of the
FOOD American Embassy in Tehran, I, the
ON YOUR
modest pistachio, might have been
the furthest thing from everyone’s
34 march 2021
all of a fortieth of an ounce, sprouted
all of America’s pistachios.
In California and around the
world, my trees may live for more
than 150 years, but they take a couple
of decades to reach full production.
The first U.S. commercial crop, of just
1.5 million pounds, landed in 1976.
But then, thanks to ample acreage
of appropriately arid farmland (and
also the necessary water supply), PISTACHIO-AND-PARMESAN-
California’s pistachios flourished. My CRUSTED RACK OF LAMB
American version was a sweet, pris-
tine, high-quality nut that not only Preheat oven to 400°F. Combine 2⁄3 cup
replaced the gaping hole left in the finely chopped pistachios with 1⁄3 cup
supply chain but also overtook global panko bread crumbs and 1⁄3 cup grated
demand. Chinese, Indian, and Euro- Parmesan. Melt 4 tablespoons unsalted
butter with 1 teaspoon fresh or dried
pean shoppers increasingly sought
thyme leaves and 1 minced clove garlic
American pistachios to the point that over medium heat until foamy. Combine
the current U.S. industry produces with pistachio mixture and stir until
about a billion pounds of me annu- dry ingredients are evenly moistened;
ally, more than any other country. season with salt and pepper. Season four
This 44-year boom in the wake of a 4-bone frenched racks of lamb (about
444-day hostage crisis amounts to 3½ pounds total) with salt and pepper.
one of the most successful botanical In a 12-inch cast-iron skillet, heat 1 table-
takeovers in American history. spoon vegetable oil over medium-high
As the seed of the tree’s fruit— heat until nearly smoking. Add lamb
actually not a nut at all—I grow in racks and sear until browned, about
clusters like grapes, my hard shells 3 minutes each side. Transfer lamb to a
splitting open with an audible snap work surface and rub 1 teaspoon Dijon
when I’m ripe. By then, my hull has mustard in an even layer on the fat side
of each rack. Sprinkle pistachio mixture
turned from green to white and then
over the Dijon coating, then press to
to a deep rosy pink, and the translu- form a compact crust. Return lamb
cent shell inside it to opaque. racks to skillet, crust side up, and roast
My appeal as both snack and ingre- in the oven until a thermometer registers
pina bresciani
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fiber—plus the fact that you have to lamb and dried fruits such as apricots
slow your roll and shell each gosh- or figs), Middle Eastern knafeh (a fra-
darn one of me before you eat it— grant salty-sweet dessert made from
make me a favorite among dieters. cheese and syrup-soaked shredded
I was first cultivated in southwest- phyllo), and honey-drenched baklava.
ern Asia as early as 6000 BC. My sta- Of course, I’m also an ingredient in
tus as a luxury snack goes back almost snack mixes, cookies, cakes, and, yes,
as far: The Queen of Sheba herself everyone’s favorite green ice cream.
is thought to have hoarded all of her Though note that most pistachio ice
region’s harvest for her court. My rep- cream is flavored primarily with much
utation as an aphrodisiac may have less expensive almond extract; the
helped my popularity and is not al- specimens of me studded throughout
together hearsay: My fats reduce cho- are cover for the ruse.
lesterol and improve blood flow, and As for that other ruse, the rouge
very preliminary research suggests ruse: These days in the United States,
I might have improved erections for Central Valley farmers have mastered
men who ate me regularly. the art of whisking me off to be pro-
Thanks to the Silk Road trade, I cessed as soon as I’ve ripened and
slowly made my way into the cook- popped, leaving nary a splotch on my
ing traditions of Italy and Spain and shell—and making my fans’ red fin-
other parts of Southern Europe, as gertips a thing of my past. RD
well as North Africa and China. By
now, I’m prized in many cuisines, of- Kate Lowenstein is a health journalist
ten in desserts, though I show up in and the editor-in-chief at Vice; Daniel
savory dishes too. I star in Moroccan Gritzer is the culinary director of the
tagines (often paired with chicken or cooking site Serious Eats.
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By Megan McArdle
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I
f, like me, you have recently en- we hate feeling like idiots. So we keep
tered that period of life known as ourselves bored in order to protect
middle age, take heed: The building ourselves from feeling stupid. This is
years of your life are over, and what a bad trade (and not the sort of bad
you are now is pretty much what you I’m talking about).
are going to be. Soon it will be what Go to the party even when you don’t
you were. You can no longer tell your- want to. Nine times out of ten, you’ll
self that you might move to Lisbon, be bored and go home early. But the
learn Portuguese, and take up the gui- tenth time, you will have a worthy ex-
tar. But you can follow a set of simple perience or meet an interesting per-
rules to guide you the rest of the way. son. It will more than redeem those
Best of all, these rules work no matter other wasted hours.
what your age and stage of life. Don’t just pay people compliments;
First and foremost, be kind. Mean is give them living eulogies. Tell them
easy; kind is hard. Once we reached exactly how fantastic they are, in how
eighth grade, many of us got the idea many ways. Embarrass them. Here’s
that the nasty put-down, the superior a funny thing I’ve learned: No matter
smile, and the clever one-liner are the how many times you hear them, the
signs of intelligence and great per- words “You are amazing, and here’s
sonal strength. But this kind of wit is, why” never go out of style.
to borrow from the writer John Scalzi, That thing you kinda want to do
“playing the game on easy mode.” someday? Do it now. I mean, literally,
Making yourself feel bigger by mak- pause reading this column, pick up
ing someone else feel small takes so the phone, and book that skydiving
little skill that 12-year-olds can do it. session. RIGHT NOW. I’ll wait. Don’t
Always order one extra dish—an put it off until you have the time to
unfamiliar one—at a restaurant. You really relax and enjoy it. That will be
might like it, which would be splen- approximately three decades from
did. If you don’t like it, all you lost was now, and it’s highly possible you
a couple of bucks. If you can’t afford won’t be able to enjoy it. I will never
to order that one extra dish, then the forgive myself for passing up a chance
restaurant is too expensive for your to go to trapeze school in my late 20s.
budget anyway and you should find I figured I could always do it later,
a cheaper one. little knowing that in my early 30s my
Give yourself permission to be bad. lower back would decide to take up
You know what you’re really good amateur dramatics. At least some-
at? Things you’ve done many times body got to perform.
before. Mastery is boredom. Unfortu- Tone down the cynicism. At some
nately, we enjoy feeling like masters; point in life, we get the idea that
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the next morning. Do
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price might be a lot
steeper. A paper
News From the published in JAMA
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in a Day’s
WORK
Thanks to working from to a “let’s circle back” six feet between you
home together, some guy—who knew? and others. That’s two
couples have learned —@InLaurasWords Great Danes, four cats,
quite a bit about each ✦ I’m married to the or 16 hamsters.”
other: guy who calls everyone —Peggy Holt
✦ Hearing my wife “Chief.” Salinas, California
in meetings and it —@MarianCutler
dawns on me that she A coworker at our
uses personnel man- Our local pet store’s auto auction was hav-
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on me all the time. laid out on a sign that one of the cars. Look-
—@RemoteClancy read, “Please maintain ing defeated, he
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—Dennis Marquardt I need a bit more infor- one else.
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EVERYDAY MIRACLES
I
n the midst of the COVID-19 pan- Koch immediately knew something
demic, Julia Koch began what was was wrong with Phillips. The two
only her second year as a first women had spoken numerous times
grade teacher in a virtual classroom before, but Koch had never heard the
at Edgewood Elementary School in grandmother sound quite like this.
Muskegon Heights, Michigan. One Her words were so jumbled that Koch
September after noon a few weeks could barely understand her, though
into the school year, she received a she was able to make out that Phillips
call from Cynthia Phillips, who was had fallen four times that day. Koch
having technical difficulties with called her principal, Charlie Lovelady,
her granddaughter’s tools for online who assured her that he would call
learning. and check on Phillips himself.
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COVER STORY
Does This
By Adam Piore
have mastered the art of sniffing out Osa is able to distinguish between
cancerous tumors and are involved in blood samples taken from cancer pa-
a research project that has the poten- tients and their healthy peers simply
tial to revolutionize oncology? by sniffing them. In fact, she’s one of
Despite the remarkable success of eight cancer-detection dogs trained
immunotherapy, CRISPR gene edit- by DeAngelo and her colleagues at the
ing, and other recent breakthrough Penn Vet Working Dog Center, a non-
treatments, oncologists’ inability to profit X-Men academy of sorts that
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A DOG’S NOSE IS UP
TO A MILLION TIMES
MORE SENSITIVE
THAN A HUMAN NOSE.
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DeAngelo and
Otto were
moved to tears
when the dogs
learned to
detect traces
of ovarian
cancer on the
scent wheel.
could lead them to avalanche victims tasked with reviewing every case of
buried beneath the snow. melanoma seen at the hospital over
courtesy penn vet working
Despite this history, science hadn’t the previous 20 years. It was an eye-
considered whether dogs could de- glazing assignment, recalls Williams.
tect cancer until the late 1980s, after But one after noon, he came across
30-year-old medical resident Hywel a four-word notation in a file that
Williams stumbled on scientific gold. caught his attention. It read simply:
dog center
Upon arriving at King’s College “Dog sniffed at lesion.” What did that
Hospital in London to begin his train- mean? Was it possible the dog in the
ing as a dermatologist, Williams was file actually smelled cancer?
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“So I rang the lady in the file up,” nuzzling the woman’s leg through
Williams recalls. “And we had the her trousers. Baby Boo finally tried
most fascinating conversation!” to bite the lesion off, at which point
The patient, a 44-year-old woman, the woman visited her doctor. When
told Williams that her border collie- doctors excised the mole, they found
Doberman mix named Baby Boo had it was malignant melanoma.
become fixated on a curious mole on “Something about that lesion fasci-
the woman’s left thigh, sniffing it of- nated the dog,” Williams recalls. “And
ten. The ritual continued every day it literally saved this woman’s life.”
for several months, with Baby Boo Williams and a colleague published
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their findings in the Lancet, a well- calibrant, a potent, distinct odor de-
respected medical journal. Suddenly, veloped by a veterinary scientist to
dog lovers around the world were train dogs. The trainer places the
reaching out to Williams and shar- calibrant—a powder contained within
ing similar experiences. There was a Mylar bag with a tiny hole to let the
the 66-year-old man who developed odor out—on the floor or on a wall or
a patch of eczema on the outer side holds it in hand. As soon as the dog
of his left thigh—a lesion that became sniffs at the odor to investigate it, the
the obsession of his Labrador re- trainer “marks” the smell by making a
triever until he went to the doctor. It noise with a clicker or simply saying
was found to be basal cell carcinoma. yes, and then rewards the dog with a
There was George the schnauzer, treat. This process is repeated until
trained by a Florida dermatologist. the dog learns that when it finds this
George “went crazy” when he sniffed odor, it gets rewarded.
out a suspicious mole on the leg of a Next, the trainer begins offering the
patient. It turned out to be malignant. dog choices—for instance, placing two
Over the years since, a growing distinct odors in identical containers,
body of evidence has emerged sug- only one of which produces a click and
gesting that dogs can sniff out blad- a treat when sniffed. Once that is mas-
der cancer, prostate cancer, diabetes, tered, the trainer begins withholding
and even malaria, among other con- the treat until the dog freezes in front
ditions. But not just any Chihuahua, of the container of choice and stares.
corgi, or beagle can do the job. As the dogs undergo this founda-
tional training, the trainers evaluate
Like most of the dogs, Osa arrived at their skill sets and temperaments and
the Penn Vet Working Dog Center use the data to choose a particular
from a breeder at two months of age. area of specialization. Dogs that dem-
“We look at their genetics,” says De- onstrate a passion for running on rub-
Angelo. “We look at their work abil- ble enter search-and-rescue training.
ity. They have to come from working Those that don’t enjoy rubble but have
lines, not show or pet lines, but one strong noses might become narcotics
that has that hunt/prey drive.” Osa or bomb dogs. Dogs who think that
began taking obedience and agility lightly “biting people is a fun game,”
training (walking a plank, climbing a DeAngelo jokes, end up as police dogs.
ladder, gliding over a rubble pile) and Penn’s medical-detection dogs are
quickly advanced to basic odor detec- the ones with quirky personalities
tion skill training. and narrow focuses. Otto calls them
During these sessions, the dogs are the center’s “sensitive souls.” They
introduced to a universal detector dislike noisy, crowded environments,
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It’s a family affair! DeAngelo’s dogs, Grizzly (left) and Prior, also work at the center.
such as airports or disaster recovery that’s out of place. They really like hav-
sites. Osa is very suspicious of people ing things very neat and controlled.
she doesn’t know—so much so that They’re the detail dogs.”
nobody is allowed to approach De- While Osa had all the qualities that
Angelo’s house unannounced (to do make up a great sniffer dog, that didn’t
so results in loud barking and pande- guarantee that she’d be able to mas-
monium). Upon entering the home, ter the most essential task of all. To
visitor, host, and dog must all proceed find out if she could, DeAngelo and
immediately outside to play ball to set her team put Osa in front of a scent
Osa at ease before any business can wheel, a stationary metal contraption
be conducted. But with these neurotic with multiple arms, each one of which
traits also comes an uncommon focus. is large enough to hold two separate
“I often refer to our medical- containers—one containing plasma
detection dogs as the CPAs,” Otto says. from a woman with metastatic ovarian
“They would love to just look at the cancer and the other plasma from a
spreadsheets and find the one number healthy volunteer. When Osa stopped
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Training a dog
like Osa to sniff
out cancer can
take a year to
18 months.
in front of the correct sample, pointed Osa and her friends are reacting to.
her nose at it, and froze, DeAngelo and DeAngelo says the blood samples she
her colleagues hugged and cried. has trained her dogs with contain hun-
“You don’t know if it’s going to dreds of different organic compounds,
work, so you train it, and you train it,” any one of which could be capturing
she says. “You’re actually now going the dog’s attention. And that is why
daniel peterschmidt/science friday
to put the real cancer in the wheel, the Penn team includes not just the
in the plasma, and see if the dogs physicists and engineers designing
can identify it and ignore the other the instrumentation for their elec-
samples. And it worked! The very first tronic nose but also chemists to help
time! It was very emotional.” figure out what exactly that electronic
And yet that’s only half the chal- nose needs to be calibrated to smell.
lenge. To transform Osa’s remarkable The group has been breaking the can-
abilities into something replicable— cer samples down into progressively
an electronic nose—researchers have smaller constituent parts and present-
to figure out what it is precisely that ing them to the dogs to winnow down
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Cover Story
which of the hundreds of potential aro- the country “is not practical,” he says.
matic chemical compounds (odorants) An electronic nose prototype has
grab their attention. been built, and it’s successful in sniff-
A similar approach is used to train ing out cancer 90 to 95 percent of the
the device. The engineers start with time. As impressive as that sounds, re-
two separate samples consisting of searchers say there’s still more work to
many odorants mixed together and be done. Right now, they have a good
make sure the machine can distinguish idea of what compounds or chemicals
between the two. Then they remove in- create the odor, but the team wants
dividual odorants from each sample, more specificity. One objective is to be
training the machine to distinguish able to distinguish between early- and
increasingly subtle differences that late-stage cancer. “It would be incred-
ible to identify people at an early stage
MEDICAL-DETECTION and really have an impact on saving
DOGS ARE THE lives,” says Otto. “The dogs have been
able to detect that.” With that ability,
ONES WITH QUIRKY a blood test could be sent to a central
PERSONALITIES. lab—or, ideally, performed in a doc-
tor’s office—and rolled in as part of
one’s annual checkup, making some
are more and more difficult to detect. hidden cancers a thing of the past.
The goal is to eventually place a vial of If it all works as DeAngelo and Otto
plasma inside a microwave-sized elec- hope—and Otto is confident that a
tronic sniffer that can analyze its odor- working device is “on the horizon”—
ants and provide a reading of healthy, it will be one of the most important
benign, or malignant within minutes. victories in the war against cancer yet.
Another version might handle up to Of course, neither Osa nor any of her
ten samples at a time. furry friends have much idea what the
While most people would likely fuss is all about.
prefer to have what ails them sniffed “To them, it’s just a game,” says
out by a sympathetic (if wet) nose DeAngelo. “Osa just knows that, I was
rather than a cold machine, that’s trained and when I find this odor and
not in the cards, according to Bruce I indicate on it, then I get rewarded.”
Kimball, a chemist at the Monell Osa prefers that reward to be a piece
Chemical Senses Center in Philadel- of cheese. It’s a small price to pay. Af-
phia. “The sheer numbers of dogs ter all, Osa’s nose is potentially revo-
and handlers that would have to be lutionizing how and when we detect
deployed” to the various hospitals, countless types of cancer and saving
labs, and medical facilities around thousands of lives along the way. RD
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THE STRANGER WHO CHANGED MY LIFE
MY MOST
Unlikely
Friend
Would you pal around with your spouse’s ex?
Or buddy up to someone who put
a foot in your face? These readers did—
and found lifelong companions.
tradition that every time a new limited who we truly are. We’ve stood to-
edition Oreo flavor was released, we gether through difficult times and
waited to try it together. family hardships. We’ve shared won-
Bill passed away in April 2019. I derful holiday celebrations, and we
miss him every day. Now I always were together to see the birth of our
carry my umbrella and make sure first grandson. Even though we now
people without one don’t get wet. live 1,500 miles apart, Bob and I still
And when someone declines my offer, vacation with her and her husband,
I say, “I’m walking you whether you and Saturday is our “phone call” day.
like it or not.” She has brought so much joy and love
—Giovanni Paz Villa into my life. I don’t know what I’d do
Plainfield, Illinois without my best friend.
—Jana Fisher
Port Charlotte, Florida
Tina is my best friend. She is also
my husband’s ex-wife. When we first
met, she and Bob had been divorced Bill Greenhaw was a retired school
for more than 12 years, and he and principal who looked rather stern. He
I had been dating only a short time. was an organist and highly respected
We didn’t become close friends right in our church. I wore leather jackets
away. It took years of getting to know and rode a motorcycle. One day, I jok-
each other and seeing each other for ingly asked him if he would like to go
out to lunch with me on my bike. To
my surprise, he accepted!
He was the opposite of me in so
many ways, but he enjoyed riding
with me on my bike. We took many
rides together, but he never told any-
one about them. I think it brought
out a sense of adventure in him, and
I was the only person he felt comfort-
able sharing that side of himself with.
He was shy around most people. At
courtesy bobby mills
66 march 2021
The Stranger Who Changed My Life
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HOME & LIFE
10
MINUTE
LIFE
FIXES
By Caroline Fanning
72 march 2021
Home & Life Reader ’s Digest
6. Start a Fire in
a Twigless Place
Any good scout knows
that all it takes to
build a fire is tin-
der or kindling
(easy-to-light ma-
terial, usually in the
form of small sticks
or crumpled paper) and
fuel (logs)—and that without
5.
the tinder you won’t get anywhere.
If there isn’t much around in terms
of dead leaves or dry twigs and you
can’t spare the day’s news paper,
Nap like a Soldier Family Handyman says there’s an-
Uncle Sam wants you—to take a nap! other source hidden in the base-
The U.S. Army recently rolled out ment: the lint from your dryer. Stuff it
new guidelines that encourage sol- into empty toilet paper tubes (which
diers to take “short, infrequent naps even look like logs) and put them un-
to restore wakefulness and promote der your grate. These lint logs light
performance.” The freshly updated quickly and burn long enough to ig-
Field Manual FM 7-22: Holistic Health nite any wood.
and Fitness also recommends sticking
closely to a consistent sleep sched- 7. Chill a Bottle of Wine
ule. However, if soldiers (or civilians) The dinner is ready, the lights are
can’t get their typical number of low, the perfect evening is about to
winks on workdays, they should begin—but you forgot to put the wine
try sleeping in and napping to pay in the fridge. No worries, say the edi-
down “sleep debt” rather than stick- tors of Taste of Home. Submerge the
ing to their usual sleep-wake sched- bottle in liberally salted ice water and
ules on off days. Beetle Bailey would turn it periodically. The salt will cause
be thrilled. the water’s temperature to drop more
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18.
plete it, but most surveys take less
than 20 seconds.
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However, the study also found that it individual health and psychological
takes only ten minutes of walking after function. “Helping an elderly neigh-
an extended sedentary period to work bor carry groceries, for example, offers
those arteries to dilation and quickly a prosocial boost for both sides,” says
restore blood flow to healthy levels. Bryant Hui, PhD, a researcher on the
study. Researchers from the University
20. Unclog a Drain of Pennsylvania, Yale University, and
Even if you share a bathroom with Harvard also found that volunteers’
Rapunzel, hair clogs can be easier
to remove than you think. The edi- A TEN-MINUTE WALK
tors at Family Handyman say to start
with a wire coat hanger and untwist
RESTORES VASCULAR
to free the hook, leaving the nonhook HEALTH DEPLETED
end of the wire in its twist. Now that BY A DAY OF SITTING.
it’s shaped like a tiny auger, push the
nonhook, auger end down the drain
to the clog. Bend the hook end to form sense of “time affluence” (the feeling
a handle, and crank it so the auger of having plenty of time for leisure and
bores into the clog. Pull, and voilà! meaningful activities) rose when doing
small selfless acts for others, compared
21. Convert Celsius to Fahrenheit with those who got to spend time on
There’s not a huge difference between themselves or simply wasted time.
the Fahrenheit and Celsius scales, ex-
cept that 70 degrees on one means it’s 23. Keep Your Fly Closed
a nice day and on the other means you Realize a little too late that the zipper
are dead. To avoid future moments of on your favorite jeans has gone faulty
panic, there’s a simple formula for and won’t stay up? Slip a key ring off
converting C to F: Multiply by two your key chain and scurry away to the
and add 30. To go from Fahrenheit to bathroom. Attach the pull to the ring
Celsius, do the reverse: First subtract as you would a key, close the zipper,
30, then divide by two. and then hang the key ring over your
pants button. The zipper will stay up
22. Boost Your Self-Esteem on the teeth and under the radar until
A little extra serotonin is just a five- you can get the pants to a tailor.
minute good deed away, according to
research published in Psychological 24. Safeguard Against
Bulletin. The study found that behav- Garbage Juice
ior based on cooperation, compas- There’s perhaps nothing more dis-
sion, trust, and altruism can increase gusting than lifting a full plastic bag
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out of the trash can only to find that down the product page until you
it has sprung a leak. Protect the can find your item’s ten-character Ama-
from future gunk eruptions by placing zon Standard Identification Number
neatly folded newspaper at the bot- (ASIN), or hit command+F (control+F
tom. It will soak up any foul-smelling for PC users) and type “ASIN” into the
liquids that escape from the bag. find bar that appears. Then head over
to keepa.com, an Amazon price track-
25. Prep the Pets for Alone Time ing site. Enter the ASIN number in the
If we have to derive one good thing search bar to access the item’s price
from the pandemic (which we don’t), history; if there has been a lower price
it’s the extended quality time we’ve in the past, it’ll probably drop again.
had with our pets. However, lockdown
will end at some point, and you don’t 27. Don’t Cry over Spilled Eggs
want to leave man’s best friend heart- Is there any mess like egg mess? Not
broken once man (and woman) has to quite solid, not quite liquid, but a vex-
reenter the world. Arizona State Uni- ing hybrid that’s hard to wipe or scoop
versity’s Canine Science Collaboratory up. If an egg hits the linoleum instead
director Clive Wynne, PhD, suggests of the pan, give it a good salting (be
starting to leave the house for ten min- mindful not to grind it into the floor).
utes each day and slowly building the Wait ten minutes, and that raw egg
will turn nearly solid for a much easier
POST-PANDEMIC, pickup that won’t leave your broom
gooey or your dishrag trashworthy.
FIDO WILL NEED TO
RELEARN HOW TO BE 28. Ease the Body, Ease the Mind
HOME WITHOUT YOU. Researchers from the University of
Konstanz in Germany have found that
just a ten-minute massage is enough
time increment so your pet can gradu- to put you at ease, both physically and
ally adjust to your eventual extended psychologically. It’s the first research
absence. (BTW, experts have debunked to confirm the relationship between
the myth that too much cooing over brief massages (or even just a gentle
your pet upon your return home ex- stroke of the shoulders) and the para-
acerbates separation anxiety. In fact, sympathetic nervous system, which
make as much of a fuss as you want!) is responsible for initiating a sense
of calm and restoring balance to the
26. Save Money on Amazon body after a stressful episode. No spa
Not sure whether amazon.com is giv- day is necessary to rev your body’s
ing you its best offer right now? Scroll physiological relaxation response.
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29.
Whip Up a Chocolate Cake
Seriouseats.com has come up with
a delicious microwave cake recipe
30. Raise Your Credit Score
Experian Boost is a free service that
lets you factor certain on-time pay-
ments you’ve made (cell phone,
Inter net, electric, water, gas, cable,
and streaming bills) into your credit
report to potentially improve your
for all your last-minute party needs: credit score while allowing you to
Just mix together ¾ cup flour, omit missed or late payments. By
¾ cup granulated sugar, ¾ cup cocoa, taking just a few minutes to sign up,
2¼ teaspoons baking powder, ¼ tea- you can add up to 24 months’ worth
spoon salt, 2 egg yolks, 6 tablespoons of past on-time bill payments (and
melted butter, 2 teaspoons vanilla countless future ones) to bump your
extract, ½ cup chocolate chips, and FICO credit score. The company says
1 cup warm water, and 5 microwave that more than four million users have
minutes later, you’ll be blowing out garnered a collective 29 million credit
the candles on a scrumptious choco- points via the service (a little more
late confection! than seven points per person).
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31. Let There Be Light a sleeping dog lie, it’s just never go-
Tired of fumbling in the dark for the ing to happen if you have an excit-
light switch? Family Handyman sug- able border collie or athletic German
gests dabbing glow-in-the-dark paint shepherd that needs lots of physi-
on the end of the switch. cal activity. To keep Bingo happy,
healthy, and tired, take him to the top
Truly Tire Out of a small hill for a lively ten-minute
33. Remove
Carpet Dents
It feels great to do
a bit of furniture
re a r ra n g i n g —
or, better yet,
purging—but
those dents
in the carpet
ca n l i n g e r a s
the ghosts of
couches past.
Drop an ice
cube onto the
spot and blast it
with a hair dryer
until it melts
and the carpet
dries again. The
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is a land of rainbows. The perky pink by the global market research firm
of Pepto-Bismol. The soothing green Ipsos selected Listerine as the single
of NyQuil. From aisle to aisle, peppy most trusted brand in their medicine
purples and rootin’-tootin’ reds prom- cabinets.
ise fresh this and happier that. “I like to think that the burning in-
But lest anyone be lulled into think- side my mouth makes that bacteria
ing it’s all fun and games, a familiar suffer,” said one person in the survey.
whiskey-colored face is still there to “There ain’t anything more real,”
remind us that it’s still about killing comic Tony Baker recently put it.
germs. “The brown Listerine plays zero
Ladies and gentlemen, meet the games. The brown Listerine is all
product America trusts with its dirti- business.”
est jobs: Listerine. Listerine’s savage reputation is no
Specifically, the brown stuff. Of- accident. The original brown liquid
ficial name: Listerine Original Anti- was created in St. Louis in 1879 as
septic Mouthwash. It’s the stuff you an antibacterial cleanser for doc-
find in Pop-Pop’s medicine cabinet tors and dentists. Inventor Joseph
that tastes like an old shoe. The stuff Lawrence, MD, named his creation
that’s become an unlikely superstar after Joseph Lister, a famous English
to teenagers, stand-up comedians, surgeon who’d pioneered the use of
and beyond. And the stuff that was antiseptics.
named the most trusted mouthwash The product sold modestly at first.
in the Reader’s Digest annual survey But starting in 1920, Listerine’s for-
of health and wellness products. In tunes skyrocketed, fueled by a single
fact, the 4,000 Americans surveyed word: halitosis.
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published by the National Institutes disposal with hot water for one min-
of Health found that rinsing with an ute,” advises one site. Put brown Lis-
antiseptic mouthwash is at least as ef- terine on an itchy scalp to kill lice. Put
fective in controlling gum disease as it on yellow toenails to kill fungus. In
flossing. The brand used in its study: the health-care world, these are what
Listerine. are known as off-label uses. In other
words: Proceed with care and check
UNGLAMOROUS with your doctor.
Clearly, Listerine has achieved a
LISTERINE level of pop-culture fame that’s re-
HAS ACHIEVED markable for such an unglamorous
REMARKABLE FAME. product. There are videos all over
YouTube, Twitter, and TikTok of
young people taking the Brown Lis-
And superfans have long known terine Challenge, showing off how
that if you’re willing to experiment long they can maintain a mouthful of
(and you’re careful), Listerine and the stuff. They rarely last longer than
other antiseptic mouthwashes can do 30 seconds.
the dirty work in all sorts of places. “Brown Listerine could fry chicken
Countless online guides share reci- in a pan with the stove off,” concluded
pes for using it all around the house. It one young taste tester. “Brown Lister-
can clean your toilet, your floor, your ine kills vampires and werewolves,”
flaking scalp, and even your smelly said another.
garbage disposal. “Just pour about In other words, the brown stuff
two tablespoons down the drain, let it takes no prisoners. Fortunately, it’s
work for about an hour, then run the on our side. RD
Pharmacy Toothpaste
CVS PHARMACY CREST
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DRAMA IN REAL LIFE
RESCUE ON
THE HIGH RISE
BRIDGE
With his truck dangling 70 feet above a roiling river
and a storm whipping 50-mph winds, a trapped
driver’s only hope is a team of trained emergency
rescuers—who are stuck in traffic
By Anita Bartholomew
ILLUSTRATIONS by Steven P. Hughes
The 53-year-old driver pulled into pitching into the water below. He
the eastbound left lane of the G.A. struggled to regain control. His empty
Treakle Memorial Bridge, known to trailer, meanwhile, jackknifed to the
locals simply as the I-64 High Rise, a left, skidding sideways at an angle to
four-lane drawbridge that traverses the cab.
the southern branch of the Elizabeth Fighting both truck and weather, the
River. On the span, the storm let loose steering wheel unresponsive, Boone
its full force, finding no obstacles in its was swept along about 200 feet, un-
path but vehicles, which it pummeled. able to get traction. Then a second
Rain hammered Boone’s windshield. gust, raging more violently than the
Winds grew fiercer. Boone slowed, let-
ting cars pass. It would be good to get THE WIND LIFTED
to the other side.
At the bridge’s crest, 70 feet above
THE CAB OVER THE
the rushing estuary, the concrete road EDGE OF THE BRIDGE
gives way to steel decking. Even in AND THEN DROPPED IT.
perfect weather it’s easy to lose trac-
tion on the grids. Boone’s front wheels
met the slick steel just as a powerful first, blew through the open mesh
gust blasted the driver’s side. of the bridge’s steel grid. It slammed
To Boone, it felt as if the wind lifted into the driver’s side of the cab and si-
his truck clear off the surface. He multaneously shoved it upward from
could swear that he was floating for a below, lifting the cab, with Boone in-
second before being dumped into the side, over the edge of the bridge before
right lane. He had no time to consider dropping it again.
how such a thing could be possible. If he had had any hope of survival
His cab barreled into the guardrail on before, it was gone. The cab was now
the far right edge, mangling the metal aimed straight down toward the gray-
barrier that protected his truck from black water.
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Lieutenant Chad
Little, 49, of the Chesa-
p e a k e Fi re D e p a r t-
ment, was on his way
to conduct a CPR train-
ing class when an odd
message popped up on
his SUV’s touchscreen:
“Truck hanging over
the bridge.” He was
only a minute or two
away. He flicked on his
emergency lights and
siren and sped to the
High Rise.
The traffic on the
bridge was impass-
able. Little got as far as
the drawbridge’s grid
and no farther. When
he stepped outside,
the wind blasted him.
He tucked in his chin,
walked ahead about
75 yards, and radioed in
his assessment. The front cab of a trac- meant calling in Rescue 15, a team
tor trailer had gone over the High Rise, of highly trained firefighter- EMT s
leaving its trailer still on the bridge. The who respond when the unthinkable
heavy steel frame between the cab and happens: an earthquake, a building
the fifth wheel, where the cab couples collapse, a bombing, or some other
with the trailer, had literally folded, disaster. He then switched to another
and the cab, bent at a 90-degree angle, channel to request the largest fireboat
dangled over the river. Engine, hood, in the region. Working over the water
and fuel tanks had already fallen, leav- in this weather, he needed assets be-
ing a slick on the water. The driver was low in case something—or someone—
trapped in the cab, hanging ten feet should fall.
below the roadbed. Meanwhile, a bystander had tossed
“This will be a complex technical a rigging strap and the kind of harness
rescue incident,” Little reported. That a roofer would wear over the edge of
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the way. He slipped again. And again. But their first challenge was more
Each time his feet met the windshield, mundane: the sea of red brake lights
the glass gave a little more. The next that greeted them on the bridge. If this
time could be the last. Summoning all were an ordinary road, vehicles would
his strength, straddling broken bits of have made way at the first whoop from
truck, he pulled himself between the a fire truck. But because the bridge
seats and wedged himself back as far had, at most, a two-foot shoulder,
as he could behind the driver’s seat. the cars had nowhere to go. Beazley
He had only inches of space; it would jumped down, tapped on windows,
have to do. and got a few vehicles to move in or-
Minutes passed—to Boone, it felt der to let the rescuers pass. As they
like hours—before he heard the ap- inched forward, the clock ticked on
proaching sirens. To his ears, the the dangling trucker. Traffic filled in
jarring wail could have been angels behind them, cutting off the possibil-
singing. Somewhere in the cab, his ity of backing up and approaching
phone rang. He would have given
anything for the comfort of another
human voice, but though he reached
around, searching as well as he could
from the cramped position, the ring-
ing’s source eluded him.
From the bridge above, an onlooker
tossed him a harness. Boone reached
out his open driver’s side window and
pulled it inside the cab. That effort
was all he could manage. Disoriented
and weak, he could not figure out how
to get it on his body.
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Of saving the incapacitated truck’s driver, Beazley told Virginia’s WTKR, “It all
happened so quick. You train for this, but you just never expect it.”
that such a move risked putting more He was trying to do as Beazley in-
downward pressure on the vehicle. structed but was clearly too dazed to
Any rescue attempt would have to be assist in his own extraction. The wind,
via the window. meanwhile, wanted to blast Beazley
The driver, Beazley realized, was in off the cab’s door. The rescue became
shock. After dangling in the wind for more precarious by the second as
an hour, waiting to die, he was spent. 50-to-60-mph gusts lashed at both the
But the relief in his eyes at seeing cab and the rescuer. Beazley realized
Beazley was evident. “My name’s Jus- there was no time left. He would have
tin,” Beazley shouted. “What’s yours?” to get inside the cab.
Boone replied, but Beazley barely Pulling his torso through the win-
courtesy wtkr - norfolk
heard him. “We’re going to get you out dow, he worked quickly and methodi-
of here,” he said. He handed the har- cally to get each of Boone’s arms and
ness through the open window and legs through the loops of the harness,
gave Boone step-by-step instructions securing him to the rope system that
for getting into it while he continued effectively tethered them to each
to grip the cab’s side. other. Beazley spoke reassuringly.
Boone fumbled with the apparatus. “C’mon, you can do it,” he said as he
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grabbed the pulley and hoisted him- Boone was taken to Norfolk Sen-
self and the bloodied Boone through tara General Hospital, having suffered
the window and fully into the whip- lacerations and other injuries to his
ping winds. Poag and a second fire- face, neck, shoulder, and knees. The
fighter worked the pulleys to haul worst damage was to his right ear,
them back up. As driver and rescuer which was almost severed from his
cleared the edge, cheers broke out head in the crash, but doctors were
able to save it.
BOONE WAS CLEARLY Through it all, Boone had never
panicked. He had accepted his fate.
TOO DISORIENTED He was ready to go if that’s what
TO HELP IN the man upstairs had in mind. But
HIS OWN RESCUE. a stranger had risked his own life to
save him. Hearing people shout with
joy when they saw the firefighter
from the crowd on the bridge. Three deliver him to safety had been up-
first responders bear-hugged both lifting. In a world that could some-
men and pulled them back over the times seem mean and lonely, people
guardrail. It was over. still cared. His heart was awash in
Paramedics bundled the injured gratitude.
man into an ambulance, but the storm Back on the bridge, once Boone was
wasn’t quite done. A gust rose up and, on safe ground, Beazley had reached
despite the securing chains, lifted one out for a handshake. Naturally reti-
side of Boone’s empty trailer into the cent and emotionally and physically
air and shoved it half a lane across the drained, Boone had taken his res-
roadway, prompting the firefighters to cuer’s hand and hoped the gesture
evacuate the area. would say everything he couldn’t. RD
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A contraband
cell phone
smuggled
into prison—
inside a book
MFORT OF THEIR
CELLS
A DIABOLICAL SCAM SNARES EVERYDAY AMERICANS. THE REAL
SHOCK IS THAT IT IS PULLED OFF BY PRISONERS.
By Doug Shadel
from aarp
Sneaking
phones into
prison was key
to the ruse.
frighten her. “At this point, I’m ner- Diego County Sheriff ’s Department,
vous. I’m all alone; it’s midafternoon and an officer confirmed her fears.
on a Saturday. I was terrified.”
So she decided to follow Garrison’s “Captain Dwight Garrison” was actu-
courtesy georgia department of corrections
instructions. She drove to Walmart, ally sitting 2,200 miles away in a jail
as she was told to do, took out a $989 cell at Autry State Prison, a medium-
MoneyGram wire, and gave Garrison security facility in Pelham, Georgia.
the wiring information and immedi- His real name: Joseph Tate. He was
ate access to the money. Still on the two years into serving a 40-year sen-
phone, Garrison told her that only tence for cocaine distribution. His
part of the money went through, so cellmate, Jesse Lopez, was the first
she needed to get another money or- “officer” Miller had spoken with; he
der to avoid arrest. By this time, Miller was serving a ten-year sentence at
had had it. After a testy back-and- Autry for two robbery convictions.
forth with Garrison, she hung up and Lopez and Tate made a good
nervously waited out the weekend. team; over a two-year span, they had
On Monday she called the San brought in more than $300,000 from
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the online hunt for
victims. Tate talked
them into sending
the money.
to get money from people who have nationwide is going to give you,” Lo-
money,” Lopez later testified. “And pez says.
they are more likely to not want to Once Tate or Lopez got someone on
go to jail.” The Internet and a smart- the phone, the deceit continued. Lo-
phone made locating them a cinch. pez had downloaded a police-scanner
“I would go to Zillow [an online real app that would play a random feed of
estate service] and type in a listing for local police calls as background noise
something between maybe $1 mil- during the phone conversation.
lion to $3 million. If I’m looking at a Tate and Lopez also played off each
million-dollar house, there is not go- other. Lopez would be the dumb cop,
ing to be a trailer park right next to it. pretending to know only that a war-
So I would just go in the area around rant had been issued. He would tell
it and start calling people.” victims to call Tate for more infor-
Lopez liked to phone his victims mation. When they called back, they
late in the afternoon, hoping no one would get Tate/ Garrison, who was
was home. He would leave a message, sitting right next to Lopez in their
using a VoIP (Voice over Internet Pro-
tocol) service to fool the caller ID so
it looked as if the call came from the “IT’S EASIER TO GET
local police department. When the MONEY FROM PEOPLE
WHO HAVE MONEY.”
victim got home and found a message
from the police, the person would call
back and once again be tricked by Lo-
pez. He used an app that directed the
call to an online call center, where jail cell. Tate would speak more for-
an automated answering service al- mally, answering with “Court Services
lowed him to record something like, Division,” and then take the victim
“You have reached the Detroit Police through the process of securing the
Department. To file a police report, money to pay the “fine” or “bond.”
press 1; for civil matters, press 2; for Lopez describes Tate as incredibly
the Court Services Division, press persuasive, which is why he did more
3.” If the victim pressed 3, Captain of the pitching and Lopez did more of
Dwight Garrison, Lopez’s cellmate, the research.
responded. Convincing victims such as Miller
“It was more believable if you called to send in money was just one part
and heard this computer-automated of the conspiracy. The scammers also
voice say ‘This is the police depart- needed someone to launder the pay-
ment’ and give you the same run- ments. That’s where Reginald Perkins
down that any police department came in. Perkins was a washer, the
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PERKINS LAUNDERED
$1 MILLION FROM
More than HIS JAIL CELL.
23,000
phones were
confiscated contacted by FBI agents, who asked
from Georgia whether she would fly to Atlanta to
prisoners. testify against two of the scammers.
She gladly cooperated.
It turns out that the FBI had been
he was at Autry, including money investigating activities at Autry and
brought in by Lopez and Tate. other Georgia prisons for all that
Washing the initial payment by time. The bureau had gone so far as to
transferring it to different cards was transfer an inmate to the prison to act
important for two reasons: First, the as an informant. This individual told
inmates wanted to distance them- inmates at Autry that he had a con-
selves from the crime as much as pos- tact on the outside who could launder
sible; and second, this eliminated the money. What he didn’t tell them was
possibility of a victim canceling the that that guy was the lead FBI agent
payment. Once the scammer had the on the case. Over several months, the
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The best Medicine
the doctor. “I knocked
you out for free. The
$900 is for bringing roz chast/cartooncollections.com
you back.”
James received a bill when he got the doctor —Submitted by
for his recent surgery on the phone. Arky Muscato
and was astonished to “No, not at all,” the Peoria, Arizona
see a $900 charge for doctor said calmly.
the anesthesiologist. “Well,” said James, St. Patrick drove all the
He called the office irritated, “that’s awfully snakes out of Ireland.
to demand an explana- costly for just knocking They gave him a great
tion. “Is this some kind someone out!” Uber rating.
of mistake?” he asked “Not really,” replied —@Rollinintheseat
For Lent, I gave up ice cream, fast food, A (VERY) LONG SHOT
and pizza, but obviously not lying.
—Submitted by Doug Torkelson Tulsa, Oklahoma About 10 percent of
Americans fill out a March
Madness bracket for a
An executive was inter- Kid: Mommy, why are pool at the office or with
viewing applicants for all the cars beeping friends. Here are some
the position of divi- their horns? signs you won’t be win-
sional manager. He Mom: Because there’s ning any prizes for yours:
asked each applicant, a wedding going on. ✦ You think Gonzaga is
“What’s two plus two?” Kid: But Mommy, isn’t a euphemism.
The first interviewee the horn a warning ✦ Your Final Four
was an engineer. He signal? includes the University of
pulled out a slide rule Mom: Exactly, son. Phoenix and Hogwarts.
and showed the an- —herway.net
✦ Your top seed?
swer to be between Sesame.
3.999 and 4.001. He A guy tells his psychia-
✦ Your “Which mascot
didn’t get the job. trist, “I always have
would win in a fight?”
The next candidate this weird dream methodology yielded a
was a lawyer. She where I’m locked in a showdown between the
stated that in the case room. There’s a door, Long Island University
of Jenkins v. Brown, but no matter how Ninja Pirates and the
two plus two was hard I try to push it Iona Chuck Norrisses.
proved to be four. She open, it won’t budge.” —humorlabs.com
also didn’t get the job. “Interesting,” says
The last applicant the psychiatrist. “And
was an accountant. does it say anything
When the business- on the door?”
man asked, “What’s “Yes!” the guy
two plus two?” the ac- replies. “It says ‘Pull.’ ”
countant got up from —gcfl.net
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MY NEW
HUSBAND’S
LIFE
I thought the man I’d married was a
rock star. That turned out to be closer
courtesy nancy french. photo illustrations by joleen zubek
By Nancy French
from washingtonpost.com
When I was 20, a man I barely knew beloved professors questioned the
proposed without a ring. decision. My mother referred to my
I said yes. fiancé not by his name—David—but
Our friends were alarmed about by the nickname “rank stranger.”
our fast decisions to marry and move But we were in love. After refusing
from Tennessee to New York City. I premarital counseling (we didn’t need
got a handwritten letter from an el- it, we insisted), David and I got mar-
der at church suggesting I wait to get ried and moved to the Gramercy Park
to know my fiancé better. His friends neighborhood of Manhattan. We could
held a tearful intervention. One of our see the Empire State Building at night,
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if we craned our necks while sitting on terrible mistake? My friends were right;
our creaky fire escape. I didn’t even know him. Maybe our re-
My life was as romantic as a love lationship was all a ruse. I’d heard sto-
song. Then, after one week of mar- ries of people getting married only to
riage, the phone rang. realize their spouse had a double life.
“May I speak to David?” asked a “Are we talking about the same Da-
sultry-voiced woman. vid? Tall, blond?”
I handed my new husband the “And handsome,” she added sarcas-
phone, which he quickly hung up. tically. “Are you going to tell me I have
“Wrong number,” he said. the wrong number? I’m looking at the
A few hours later, it rang again. An- note he wrote me now.” She read the
other woman. I dusted near the phone number. It was ours.
so I could eavesdrop. Did my seem- I was confused and hurt. Instead
ingly loyal husband have a double life? of hearing the female voices on the
phone, I heard only the unheeded
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW warnings of friends clanking in my
HIM. MAYBE OUR head.
“What’s really going on?” I finally
RELATIONSHIP WAS mustered the courage to confront my
ALL A RUSE. husband. “Wrong numbers usually
don’t ask for you by name.”
But David was just as confounded
Another wrong number, he said. as I was. At least he appeared to be.
The calls became more regular, at all Finally, a man called.
hours of the day and night. It got so “Sorry, he’s at work,” I said.
common, I was no longer surprised “All work should go through me,”
when the breathy voices morphed he spat. I wasn’t sure how law firms
into sighs of disappointment. allocated cases, but apparently David
He always got off the phone, exas- was doing it wrong.
perated. Or was it an act? “Who are you?” I asked.
I took messages when he was out. “I’ve known David for years,” he shot
Desiree. Brandy. Jill. In some cases, back. “The question is: Who are you?”
they were testy when I said he wasn’t He had a point. I was the new addi-
there. One woman started crying. “We tion. I wanted love so badly that I ig-
were together just yesterday.” nored any inconvenient details—such
“Where?” I demanded. as barely knowing the man I married.
“In SoHo,” she said. My husband “I’m his wife.” The new label felt
worked at a Midtown law firm during heavy in my mouth.
the day, or so he told me. Had I made a Silence for a beat. Then two.
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THE
GENIUS
SECTION
9 Pages to sharpen
Your Mind
GO AHEAD,
DO NOTHING
We push ourselves to work harder, but taking a break
can often fuel a burst in productivity and creativity
By Jeffrey Davis
from psychologytoday.com
Reader ’s Digest
I
n 1910, the Los Angeles Times ran energy was a precious resource. Peo-
a story about a boy who was ple had to conserve energy to com-
charged with opening a valve ev- pete for food, flee from predators, and
ery so often on a water pump pow- fight. Learning to calculate the caloric
ered by a steam engine to release costs and benefits of our actions was
the built-up pressure. His whole job critical to survival, and expending
consisted of staring at these whirring energy on anything other than short-
pieces of metal all day. Needless to term gains was risky. So we learned to
say, the kid got incredibly bored. One play it safe.
day, the supervisor walked in and the Now that day-to-day survival is less
boy was nowhere to be found. Yet of an issue, it seems natural that we
the pump ran just as it should. The would opt for indolence, or inactivity,
“lazy” boy had contrived a mecha- but the opposite has occurred. Ac-
nized release for the pump and won cording to the U.S. Bureau of Labor
his freedom from monotony. The first Statistics, Americans sleep less and
iteration of the automatic steam en- work more than we used to; produc-
gine was born. tivity per worker has gone up 400 per-
Now, this story may be apocry- cent since 1950. Our culture teaches
phal, but the boy’s behavior reflects by example that our worth depends
a deeper truth. When we are feeling on how industrious we are, so we work
lazy and disinclined to do something, even harder to produce even more.
we often search for an easier way to Until ten years ago, many psychologi-
do the undesirable task at hand. We cal studies emphasized high execu-
try to streamline the process and save tive functioning—skills such as focus,
time and effort. In other words, lazi- memory, and problem-solving—and
ness can drive innovation. achieving goals as essential traits for
In recent years, some psychologists success and happiness. Meanwhile,
and business leaders have wised up to daydreaming and mind-wandering
this insight, shifting our perspective of were associated with unhappiness.
what laziness really means. Strategic This judgment has an almost ancient
idleness may actually be a power- history. Long ago, many Christian
jonathan kirn/getty images
ful tool. Both Bill Gates and Walter theologians derided sloth as a sin—
Chrysler have been credited (prob- one of the seven deadly ones, in fact.
ably erroneously) with an apt quote: Idleness was declared a moral failing,
“I always choose a lazy person to do and its cure lay in hard work.
a hard job because a lazy person will But there’s one big paradox: The
find an easy way to do it.” harder we work, the less productive
Research shows that our brains are we are. “When demand in our lives in-
wired for laziness. For our ancestors, tensifies, we tend to hunker down and
push harder,” says Tony Schwartz, head thoughts to drift can help your brain
of the Energy Project, a productivity retain information, refocus, gain fresh
consulting firm. “The trouble is that, perspective, and make new connec-
without any downtime to refresh and tions between ideas. Just think of the
recharge, we are less efficient, make “eureka moments” that occur when
more mistakes, and get less engaged we’re engaged in the most mundane
with what we’re doing.” This forced tasks, such as showering or doing the
sustained focus leads to selective at- dishes. One study out of the University
tention, which can hinder your ability of British Columbia shows that mind
to generate fresh solutions and ideas. wandering increases activity in the
Even worse: Too caught up in the end brain’s default mode network, or DMN,
result, we overlook the quality of our a system of connected brain areas that
experience while working and living deals with problem solving and shows
and thus deprive our lives of meaning. increased activity when a person is not
focused on the outside world.
WE COULD DO Here’s the core problem: When the
WITH A HEALTHY time finally comes to put our feet up,
we often don’t know how. We have lit-
DOSE OF DELIBERATE tle training in how to be idle. Take away
DAYDREAMING. a kid’s toys or a teen’s smartphone and
then tell them to entertain themselves.
They’ll likely be at a loss. But would
Amid this epidemic of overwork, you fare much better? So maybe this
how can we make our labor more week, notice when you have some
meaningful and our lives more ful- downtime in your day, some white
filling? Perhaps we could do with space in your calendar. Instead of fill-
a healthy dose of deliberate day- ing the space with more work or more
dreaming. Current research in psy- digital distractions, step back, recline, creativ studio heinemann/getty images
chology and neuroscience points to and be, in the words of poet Mary Oli-
a new understanding of the value of ver, “idle and blessed.” RD
the wandering mind. Studies show
psychologytoday.com (november 28, 2019),
that taking breaks and allowing your copyright © 2019 by jeffrey davis.
BRAIN GAMES
Quick Crossword 1 2
easy All Girl Scout Cookies
fans have their favorite vari-
ety. Sadly, a few of these have 3
been discontinued—but they
still have a place in our grid.
4 5
THIN LEMONADE
MINT TAGALONG
SAMOA TREFOIL 6
MANGO ALOHA 7
CREME CHIP
8
So Happy Together
easy You and a group of friends are about to be
seated in random order around a circular table.
The probability that your best friend will be sitting
next to you is equal to the probability that she
will not. How many people are in your group?
Block Letters
difficult Insert the letters A through
L, one per square, so that no two
J
alphabetically consecutive letters
are in squares that touch, not even
at a corner. Four letters have been
E H C
placed for you.
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9. incandescent adj.
WORD POWER (in-ken-'deh-sunt)
a white-hot.
b candlelit.
c reflective.
After a long dark winter, we’re
ready to look on the bright side. 10. heliotropic adj.
Celebrate the first glimmer of spring (hee-lee-oh-'troh-pik)
a turning toward the sun.
with these words related to light. b tan.
Once you’ve had a chance to shine, c near the equator.
turn to the next page for answers.
11. diurnal adj.
(dy-'er-null)
a in a shaded area.
By Sarah Chassé b twice a day.
c active in daytime.
Clock Talk
Yearning for brighter evenings? They’re almost here. Most of the
United States will “spring forward” an hour on March 14. First
championed in New Zealand and England, the practice of changing
the clocks twice a year debuted here during World War I, in part to
conserve coal. While some call this ritual daylight savings time, its
original (and correct) name is daylight saving time.
SPF 50 daily, Lorraine Young sunflowers are hung high in the sky,
often carries a parasol. heliotropic, facing east illuminating the forest.
at dawn and following
5. translucent (a) allow- the light westward.
ing light through. Cook Vocabulary Ratings
the onions until they’re 11. diurnal (c) active 9 & below: flicker
translucent, removing in daytime. After working 10–12: blaze
them before they brown. the graveyard shift for 13–15: conflagration
make
BRAIN GAMES us !
ANSWERS laugh
See page 118.
Quick Crossword
across
1. MANGO
3. TREFOIL
5. CHIP
6. LEMONADE
7. MINT
8. THIN
down
2. ALOHA
3. TAGALONG
4. SAMOA
5. CREME
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