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Braden, G. (2016) - Epic Annoyance, Homer To Palladas - Arion 24,1
Braden, G. (2016) - Epic Annoyance, Homer To Palladas - Arion 24,1
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GORDON BRADEN
That his clothes were dirty, I put down to his having no wife; but
I thought that in a city not short of water, he could have washed
himself. He ate noisily, and was helped twice. . . . Poor old Metriche,
who had been cooking half the day to honor a guest . . . was not out
of hearing before he mocked at her fat buttocks. This started him on
women, his favorite theme. . . . Not that one had to offend him, for
him to cut one up; he only needed to hear anyone praised. Before
supper was over, he had accused the city’s best sculptor of stealing
bronze; the least greedy of the nobles, of being too cowardly to risk
a quarrel; and a gentle old priest, gifted with prophecy, of vices I’d
never heard of till that night.8
Two days of a woman are sweetest, when you marry her and
when you carry her out dead.
Every woman is a source of anger; she has two good hours, one
in bed and the other in death.
Woman, we are told in the poem that initiates this run of epi-
grams, is “the anger of Zeus,” and “Homer knew this”
(9.165.1, 7); then:
They say even ants and gnats have bile; so while the puniest animals
have bile, do you urge me to expose myself to everyone without any
bile, not to fight back even with bare words against those who have
done me wrong with their actions? I’ll have to stop my mouth with
a reed and not breathe.
I’m selling the tools of the Muses, those books that make you groan,
as I turn to the tasks of a different profession. Farewell, Pierides! I say
good-bye [syntassomai] to you, words, for syntax is the death of me.
If a little sweet wine is left in the bowl, that remnant turns bitter; in
the same way, when an old man, having drawn off the whole of life,
passes into the depths of old age, he becomes bitterly angry.
notes
21. Quoted from Cameron (note 20), 262. Cameron also quotes from the
Epigrammata Bobiensia, a collection of poems apparently from late 4th- or
early 5th-century Gaul, a Latin reimagining of Palladas’s poem using the tag
“Arma uirumque.”
22. Kevin W. Wilkinson, “Palladas and the Age of Constantine,” Journal
of Roman Studies 99 (2009), 49–51.
23. C. M. Bowra, “Palladas and Christianity,” Procedings of the British
Academy 45 (1959), 255–67; Wilkinson (note 22), “Palladas and the Age of
Constantine,” 43–48.
24. Luck (note 5), 456.
25. Kevin W. Wilkinson, New Epigrams of Palladas: A Fragmentary
Papyrus Codex (P.CtYBR inv. 4000) (Durham, nc 2012), 41–57. On the
poem I quote here, see pp. 167–68.
26. Antiphanes, fragment 250 in Poetae Comici Graeci, Rudolf Kassel
and Colin Austin, edd. 8 vols. (Berlin 1983– ): σφόδρ’ ἐστὶν ἡμῶν ὁ βίος οἴνῳ
προσφερής· / ὅταν ᾖ τὸ λοιπὸν μικρόν, ὄξος γίγνεται (our life is an awful lot like
wine; when there’s just a little left, it goes bitter).