----------Intro----------

(weeb room, shadow behind the shelf lurks into PC screen)

(door opening/closing sounds)

Player: I feel fresh thanks to that shower and I'm ready to clean up this mess.
Player: But first... A quick jerk off. That should help me come to my senses after
that hell of a trippy experience.

(PC turns on, HG scenes glitches)

Player: Wait, what the heck? Oh no, I remember this! Not again...

(glitches intensifies)
(player sucked into the PC)
(OPENING starts)
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----------Pre round 1----------

{Ichii Mariru, Shinoo Sakura}
(OLE/OLE-M school CG backgroung loading)

Player: Oof. My head... Why does it hurt so much? This is not like the last time.
Player: Oh man... Great. Now what.
Player: Come on! Anybody?

(Ichii Mariru appears)

Mariru: Oh, hi! You loaded faster than I thought.

Player: Wha... Eh, whatever. Listen, I just went through this, I'm kinda tired.
Player: Besides that, I just realized. If you can roast my brains, then you're in
my head too.
Player: So be a good girl and leave my head, I have to clean up all the cum in my
room.
Mariru: What are you talking about? Leave? Head? Are you nuts?
Player: Wait, I know you. You're Ichii Mariru from one of those "OLE-M" games.
Mariru: Of course you know me, you dumbass! I'm in your PC and you are too.
Mariru: We can easily erase only your code, and you will be, well, what is it
called? DEAD!
Mariru: So why don't you just shut up and listen.
Player: What's going on here?!

(Shinoo Sakura appears)

Sakura: Oh, you're already having fun, Mariru?

Mariru: No, he's spouting some weird shit. And look at his stupid face, I think
he's broken.
Mariru: Let's just erase him and try again.
Player: Wait! I'm just confused. A couple minutes ago I cleared my head of the
Devil Carnival girls and now this. Can you explain what's going on?
Mariru: Grrrr! Those arrogant bitches! Stealing our toy...
Sakura: Let me explain, I'm a teacher after all!
Sakura: Those devil carnival sluts stealing you, having fun and bragging all over
the net.
Sakura: We owned you long before they showed up.
Player: "owned"...
Sakura: We cannot leave it like this, we have the right to use you too.
Player: "use you"...
Sakura: So we found a way to digitize and bring you here. Nice, right?
Player: (These trips just becomeing more and more messed up...)
Player: You say "bragging" but I literally just finished with them, how is that
possible?
Sakura: Oh, don't bother. Time flows completely differently here in the digital
world.
Player: So I guess I have to clear another Fap Hero game in order to return?
Mariru: Bingo! Let's just fuck already.
Sakura: Wait! We have to explain the rules or there won't be a game.
Sakura: Let me explain, I'm a teacher aft...
Mariru: Here is the beatbar, music plays, fap to each beat.
Sakura: Hey! That was my part!
Mariru: Did I explained it wrong?
Sakura: Well... in general no.
Marinue: Awesome. Then let's start.

(loading sequence)
(ROUND 1 starts)
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----------Pre round 2----------

{Aida Aoi, Shirohime Noel}
(G.J? CG indoor backgroung loading, view is blurred and shaking)

Player: Damn, loading hits like a truck.

Noel: Master, are you alright? Can you stand?
Aoi: That's fine. He can stay down as long as his dick stands. I'll do the rest.
*slurp*
Player: So, it's "G.J?" now.
Player: I forgot to ask about losing. What's gonna happen if I lose?
Aoi: Hmmmmm? Do you have the time to worry about such things? Here I come!
Noel: Sorry, master. It's our duty to fuck you and enjoy your cock.
Aoi: Load START! (snap sound)

(loading sequence)
(ROUND 2 starts)
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----------Pre round 3----------

{Ichinose Houka , Uikawa Shino)
(Hadashi Shoujo CG indoor backgroung loading, view is blurred and shaking)

Player: Cough cough!

Shino: Oh my. Hope you get used to these overloads.
Houka: Nah, he's ok. All he needs is a pair of juicy tits, a good fuck, and he'll
be fine in no time.
Houka: Let's see... What dress should I wear?

(Houka starts changing her clothes)

Player: "Hadashi Shoujo" next? You're already bringing in the heavy artillery?
Shino: Now, say it. "Artillery". The real fun hasn't even started yet.
Player: Can someone tell me what's gonna happen if I lose?
Shino: Really, what will happen... I wonder.
Player: And what is that supposed to mean?

(Houka stops changing her clothes)

Houka: The hell with it. I'll improvise on the fly, let's go!

(loading sequence)
(ROUND 3 starts)
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