books

Private school
sir- chlo sabhi apni math ki book nikalo.
student- konsi book nikaly ncert ya elements.

sir- meny tumhy exam idea lanny ko bola tha.

student- Sorry sir, aaj bhul gaiy kll pakka lay aiy ge.

sir- Bahrr bahrr ,class sy bahr jisky pass nhi hy class sy bahr.

Govt school
sir- chlo apni math ki book nikalo
student- math b hy hmary passs, tofriend- bhai math kb lia hmny?

friend to student- Jb sy class shuru hui hy phli ba to aya hy tuu.

sir- kissi ky pass bhi nhi hy.

Lunch
Private
1friend- bhai kya laya hy tu tu khanny me.

2friend- Tera bhai aaj kissan rolll laya hy.

1friend- bhai mujhy n dy thoda sa..
2friend-meri mmy ny mna kia hy kisi ka jhoota khana.

1friend- Bhai meny teri katti aaj sy

2friend - bHai tu to gussa ho gya.kll pakkka lau ga tery liay mmy sy bnva k
1friend -pakka?

2friend- hn bilkul pakka

Govt
1friend- Bhai tery ghr kya bna hy aaj
2friend- bhai kdi chawal bnay hy , abhi meray ghr chalna
1friend- hn bhai jrur.meri motorcycle bhar hy me divar ky pass lekr aya bs jldi bethna khi
principal na dekh lyy.
2friend-hn tu leky aya me tera bag leky ata hu usky badd geedy py chally ge.

1friend- kl yadd sy meray ghr chalna.

2friend- Hn bhai jrur.

Fighting
Private-
1-Bhai tunny myjhy hatt kessy lgaaya.dekh tujhy ajj sbhi jhga se unfollow krta huu.

2-nhi nhai esa mtt krna. Vrna me b teri sbhi photo sy like httalu ga.
1-are chood bhai glti to sbhi sy hoti hy chl dost bnty hy.

2-hnn bhai shi bola

Song---------------------

Govt
1-B&%$#$ tuny hatt kessy lgaya.

2-***** esay lgaya. Bta ab kya kray ga.

1- Teri too ( galla pkd lia).

2-Bahr mill tu scholl k

1-Bahr kyu abhi a

2-mera bhaii ara hy

1-dekh lyy gy tery bhai kp b.

Bhar-----fight…….(song)…
Dream
Private
Teacher- tum btao bday hokr kya bnna chaty hoo
student- sir me bda hokr astronaut bnna chata huu or chand pe jana chatta huuu.

Teacher- Or tum beta

student- Sir me scientist bnna chata huu. Me apny desh ka nam roshan krna chat hu.

Teacher-Wahh bcho tum jindagiu me bohtt agy jao gy

Govt
Teacher- Beta kya bno ge bday hokkr
Student- aurat to bn nhi skta aadmi hi bnu ga jii.
Teacher- mera mtlb hy jindagi me kya kro ge.
student-Me to ji fauj me jau ga-

Teacher-Wahh betta.aur tum btao

student-Me b fauj me jau ga.

Techer- jo jo fauj me jana chatta hy vo khaddy ho jaiy

student- all stand up

Teacher – to hmare pass sbhi fauji hy. Mujhy grv hy tuhara teaher hony prr.
Govt school Vs Private School
Private School
1. Hair Style

Sir= Beta baal kaise kiye hue hai apne

Student=Sir bss vaise hi krr liye te.

Sir= vaise hi ka mtlb kya ,tum ab school mai bhi aise hair style kro gai ,👊👊, jldi se hair thik krke aao

Student=Sorry sir , abhi aata hu thik krke

Student= mai ii come in sir

Sir= aajao, chlo Beth jao, aage se aase baal hue to bhout maar pde gi .

GOVT SCHOOL
1. Hair Style

Sir= Beta kya half tiktoker bne ghum rhe ho ,colour or kra lete full tiktoker bnn jate

Student= nhi sir hum tiktoker ni hai yeh to bss ache lge to krr liye

Sir= chlo thik hai , bss colour mtt kra lena. kbhi youtuber phir aise taisi kre tumhari.

Student= Nhi sir aisi ulte Kam ni kre gai hum.

Sir= karna bhi mtt thik rahy ga