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ItsChloeTan - Why UChicago - First Draft
ItsChloeTan - Why UChicago - First Draft
of learning, community, and future? Please address with some specificity your own wishes and
how they relate to UChicago.
(There is a video on the UChicago admissions Youtube page that made me start loving
UChicago 3 years ago called Sad Gargoyle Diary. It’s basically UChicago students narrating
how s gargoyle on campus is sad because its lonely and fearful of its life because of great metal
birds/planes and green death/moss. So this is like another diary entry except this time the
gargoyle, which is me, is sad that it can’t be a student at UChicago)
I, a noble gargoyle, is sad; the time has come for me to chronicle my heartache.
Unlike the fearsome beasts that alight on Cobb Gate, I do not ensconce stony-faced under
sunlight, but have spent my time clawing through shadowy trials of writing without thumbs and
high school, perched on an unremembered pediment on the campus of a certain University of
Chicago. Yet — associate me not with the unaspiring grotesques or chimeras, hunky punks, the
frogs with bat wings, or white men with scripts and harps! I have a dream, simultaneously a
sorrow — I wish to be a prospective gargoyle on this campus.
How my sorrows stem in envy! Every eventide I feel the strange fusion of cerebral satisfaction
and mental tension oozing up from humans bustling beneath me. Every morn I hear the
beginnings of human debate and discussion that seem to oscillate in volume and heat at
random.
These studious humans are akin to medieval soldiers on a battlefield: tireless, leaving no field
untouched, embracing potential clamor, sculpting their ever-changing perspectives in debates.
What glory lies within Albert Pick Hall under the instruction of Professor J. Brehm! I long for the
chance to sit at that roundtable, for I believe that the conveyance of my words in any discussion
rival my talent in spewing water. I yearn to hearken the words of professors, to seize upon the
words of all the same, to sharpen my mind (and talons).
Compare me not to the stone spires atop a building, but render me a gentle soul, suited for the
tender home you provide. I know you will embrace the rather odd juxtaposition of a gothic
gargoyle in an avant-garde glass dome library, just as you forbid letter discrimination to your
name.
To dear humans, I implore — take me to further skies, enliven my stony wings, let my screech
to be heard!