continuation of tragic one-liners.

one tragic part of chronic procrastination is you can't commit to anything.

you're like one half of the inspirational movie. Right now, I'm waiting for an
alien to come and do some personality coaching.

If Jadoo had not gone to his planet, he'd have made a damn good personality
development coach. Look at Hrithik before, look at him later, he has preity zinta
is enough.

Almost every ad is trying to sell you the same thing. You're not confident, you're
not getting the girl. You apply the toothpaste, you're confident, you get the girl.

You're not confident, you're not getting the job. You drink coca-cola, you're
confident, you get the girl.

I'm not confident, I'm awkward, and we discover that aliens come and kill us all.

What if a person is awkward, not confident, then he meets someone and he becomes a
supervillain.

Every hero has a six pack. Salman fakes six pacs. Salman fakes intelligence too.
They show he's smart in the movie.

If they ever made a salman khan movie, it would still be an action movie. Instead
of goons, it will be his girlfriends.

Salman Khan movies often copy scenes from the Hollywood.