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My Holiday In Bandung
Orientation
Events
In the first day, I went to Bandung zoo because I loved animals. The ticket
price was only Rp 25.000. The animlas there was very complete.
In the second day, I went to geological museum and talked with the guide
about geology. It made me understood about geology. I saw rocks collection t
there. After that, I went to Bandung train station because I had to go home to
Cirebon.
Reorientation
My holiday in Bandung was only two days but It was a very interesting holiday.
Disscussion Text:
Descriptive text:
Description:
Georgy is my beautiful Persian cat. Georgy has a large round head, a short
nose, big eyes, full cheeks, and small ears with rounded tips. He has short
legs and a short tail. He is so fat with a long, thick, shiny golden coat with a
fine texture. He is so cute.
Explanation text:
How a Solar Eclipse Happens
Closing:Their different sizes and distances from the earth make the sun and
the moon appear the same size and when the moon is exactly in front of the
sun, it seems covering the entire disc of the sun. Therefore, for some areas
which are located exactly under those two things will be dark because the sun
light is blocked by the moon. When moon passes in front of the sun at the day
time, it begins to cast a partial shadow (called the penumbra) onto Earth. At
the height of the eclipse, the sun’s light is entirely blocked, and the moon
casts a full shadow called the umbra.
Procedure text:
Goal:A milkshake is a sweet, cold beverage which is usually made from milk,
ice cream, or iced milk, and flavorings or sweeteners such as butterscotch,
caramel sauce, chocolate sauce, or fruit syrup. If you want to make a delicious
milkshake by your selves, then this is the way how to make it.
1. Place milkshake glasses into the freezer. Using cold glasses will help
the shake stay cool to give you time to enjoy. Leave for up to an hour if
possible.
2. Soften ice cream. It is easier to make a shake when the ice cream is
slightly soft. Take the ice cream out of the freezer a few minutes before
making your shake.
3. Place the ingredients into a blender. Mix the ice cream, milk and added
flavors into the blender. Blend on high for one minute. Don’t leave in the
blender for longer or the shake will melt quickly.
4. Pour shakes into frosty glasses. Take the glasses out of the freezer as
soon as the blending is complete. Then pour the shake mixture in.
5. Drop a straw into the shake, then enjoy. You can sip a shake right from
the glass but somehow the straw adds to the flavor and the experience.
Spoof text:
Penguin in the Park
Orientation
Once a man was walking in a park when he come across a penguin.
Event
He took him to a policeman and said, "I have just found this penguin. What
should I do?" The policeman replied, "take him to the zoo".
The next day the policeman saw the same man in the same park and the man
still carrying the penguin with him. The policeman was rather supriseed and
walked up to the man and asked "why are you still carrying that penguin
about? Didn't you take it to the zoo?"
Twist
"I certainly did" replied the man.
("Saya melakukannya" jawab pria tersebut.)
"And it was a great idea because he really enjoyed it, so today I am taking him
to the moviest, and the next day I'll take it to the beach. It'll be so much fun"
said the man.
"Owh my God. You are so stupid. I asked you to take the penguin and give it
to the zoo. I didn't ask to take it to the zoo and had fun there with it."
policemen said.