Feud of the year: Hannah
Montana vs. Sarah Cameron
By: Melanie Morales
Hannah Montana and John B
call it quits after 2 years. The
reason for this breakup has
not been released yet but fans
suspect that John B has been
seeing someone else.
Later that week, John B and
Sarah Cameron are seen at
the beach together. They
head to "Rico's Surf Shop"
grabbing something to eat. As
photos of the "friends" are
going viral online, Hannah
Montana tweets out "People
make commitments and then
they let you down." An hour
later, Sarah retweets
Hannah’s post, " Ur secrets
safe with me ha-ha... plus,
everyone makes mistakes."
Nothing else has been posted
online further since. The next
day, paparazzi, Jackson
Stewart, upload a video of
Sarah Cameron and Hannah
Montana having a verbal
argument which leads to a
fistfight. Shortly after, Sarah
Cameron pulls Hannah
Montana's "hair" revealing
that all along Hannah
Montana is truly Miley Cyrus,
a small-town country girl.
Talk of The Town: Gordon Ramsay Says NO To Local
Diner
Written By Grant Heidmann
Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay recently visited Monks'
Café, made famous by the television program
Seinfeld.
Upon arriving, with his camera crew, Gordon quickly
glanced the menu, which our reporters claim was
described as "absolute ****" and "just about as
uncreative as it could possible get."
The Brit was then sat down by a horribly ugly hostess,
who unfortunately was described as "an old bag."
Gordon quickly became bombarded by two fans,
Adam Sandler and George Costanza, stars of several
pieces of video that are called movies, who
immediately rushed out of the back wearing chipmunk
costumes, and stuck a microphone into the celebrity
chef's face, asking if he had seen Alvin and the
Chipmunks, Road Chip.
Gordon, 55, then shared a rubbery, disgusting omelet
with the two eager chipmunks who followed Gordon
outside to his car. Gordon tried to shoo the posse
away, but those chipmunks were quite persistent.
Unfortunately, the dumb actors attempted to wave to
Gordon as he was driving away, and the Brit's Escalade
ran them over... "Road Chip? More like roadkill" the
Johnstone native remarked.
When asked about his encounter with the two rodent-
garbed celebs, Gordon responded "nutty."
 The Ruthless Ragger: Travis Scott Resigns after Fatal Music Festival.
The three-year-old music festival Astro world is coming to an early and abrupt end due
to Travis Scott's resignation. After this past weekend's tragedy with several deaths and
hundreds injured, Scott is facing numerous lawsuits and millions of disgraced fans.
"I am guilty of inciting these dangerous environments at my performances. This has
happened more than once and it's time for me to hang up the mic and help the
community that has supported me from the beginning. I have never wanted my fans to
get injured or die because of my music, but I let the culture take over and things became
more violent. I won't ever let that happen again." Scott stated in a video via Twitter this
morning. He has also promised refunds to all ticketholders for future events and full
compensation for all medical bills of those hospitalized. A small start for such a tragic
ending. Kylie Jenner has mentioned her full support and understanding of Scott's
resignation.
Jenner said, "Times like these we need to focus on our loved ones and realize how fragile
life is. Over a year of being prisoner to our homes and we have forgotten how to treat
one another as human beings." Wow! Logical take from the lipstick guru!
Although those lives lost will never be brought back, this kind of recognition for Travis
Scott's fans is completely necessary. This is a step in the right direction for all
entertainers; start prioritizing the people who make their career possible.

Kim Kardashian & Her Diamond Earring: Finally Reunited

By: Hailey Epler

Tragedy struck years ago during a family vacation to Bora Bora. In 2011 the $75,000 diamond earring was
devastatingly separated from its family, and its home, Kim’s right ear. This event not only shook Kim Kardashian
and her relatives, but the whole country as well. Ten years later the two celebrities, Kim, and her infamous
diamond earring, have finally been reunited.

After sitting at the bottom of the ocean for years, the diamond earring was driven by hope and family to find its
way back home. Its journey was documented by celebrities across the globe who encountered and commented
on the earrings whereabouts. Finally, on November 8th, 2021, the earring’s voyage came to an end.

The earring was first spotted by Selena Gomez while she was paddle boarding in Punta Mita, the two cross
paths briefly. Shortly after this the earring was incognito for weeks, until an unexpected turn of events took
place. Taylor Swift’s previous personal assistant, who has requested to remain anonymous, reported to us that
Swift had encountered the earring herself. She had found the earring before leaving Cabo to head to California.
The singer had tension with Kim due to a feud with Kim's husband, Kanye West, some would say there was
some "bad blood" between the two. Swift instructed the assistant to flush the earring down the toilet as soon as
they landed in the states and to not say a word about this event.

With the earring now in the sewers of Los Angeles, hope was beginning to diminish. The earring fought against
this and found a way to the ocean, how it did this and what it did to get there remains unknown today.
However, during a photo shoot on the beach, Kylie Jenner spotted the diamond earring washed up on shore.
She then planned a surprise for sister Kim, on Monday morning a box arrived on Kim Kardashian’s doorstep. The
entire Kardashian & Jenner family was present to witness the beautiful reunion. Kim was consumed by tears of
joy when she opened the box, revealing her precious diamond earring at least.
Written By: Will Pricebrooks Courteney Cox surprises fans of “Nailed it” by
failing!
True Gossip News
By Elizabeth Maley
Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter and
Former Teen Queen Britney Spears are set to Courteney Cox (better known for her role as
go on a world tour together this summer. The Monica Geller on the hit television series
“We’re still relevant tour” is designed to prove “Friends”) shocks viewers by being a baker on the
the duo’s detractors wrong. Spears wants to Netflix original show “Nailed It.” Courteney’s’
prove she didn’t “do it again” and Carter wants character Monica was an aspiring chef during her
to prove he is the biological father to Lil tenure on “friends” however she was known for
“pulling a Monica” and making messes and
Wayne Carter the rapper also known as (aka)
mistakes in the kitchen in a comical way. Monica
Wheezy F Baby.
thought she was the best chef and tried to prove it
Spears will open for Carter. Britney will lip- to everyone. During her appearance on “Nailed It”
synch and dance to six of her biggest hits Courteney shocked viewers with just how alike
“Toxic”, “Lucky”, “Boys”, “Sometimes”, “Every she is to her character while attempting to
time” and “Outrageous”. Spears will end with complete a Jurassic themed cake. Just like Monica
one lucky audience member receiving a Courteney had a few hilarious blunders and her
signature hair cut from her. When True Gossip cake looked a lot like a tar pit than a scene from
Jurassic Park. The judges had a good laugh at the
News asked Spears’ manager why those six
fear of having to taste the abomination in front of
songs were chosen, we were told “Britney
them. In the end to no one’s surprise Courteney
continues to live in a fog of candy, more candy
was eliminated but it was definitely a remarkable
and still candy so who are we to choose for loss.
here. “Yikes! Carter will follow spears. He will
read poems and do small performances of his
upcoming album titled “The Carter Daddy”.
This album has songs that feature artist such
as Drake, The Weekend, Dolly Parton, and the
entire Partridge Family. Jimmy and son will be
embarking on a nationwide tour starting in
French Guiana with the final stop being
Barstow, CA. Watch out everyone the Carter
boys are back!
 Beloved Food-on-a-Stick Fanatic, Actor Bobby Bowman, Makes His Debut in South Korea’s Hit
Show, Squid Game
By: Itzi Garcia Contreras
The first season of Squid Game ended off on a suspenseful (and for some, quite frustrating) note
as lead actor Lee Jung-Jae, playing the role of Seung Gi-Hun, made a dramatic last-second
decision. The creators left us on a cliffhanger, sitting at the edge of our seats waiting for the
release of season 2 which seemed so far away.
Now, with recording for season 2 of Squid Game ending, we can let out a sigh of relief as we
come ever closer to the release date so we can finally figure out what the creators have in store
for us viewers. With, presumably, another round of Squid Game about to go underway, we can’t
help but guess who may fill in the roles of all 456 players (and maybe unmasked Masked Men).
After all, we, like the VIPs in the show, want to cast our bets at who may become the winners of
the next game (just don’t go spending your life spending).
However, recent speculation suggests who one of those new players may be. It has been
confirmed by insiders that Bobby Bowman (BooG! e), better known for his role of “T-Bo” on
Nickelodeon's hit show iCarly, will be a part of the suspenseful saga. Now, we don’t think our
childhood pal will be serving Lee Jung-Jae or Gong Yoo any of his signature foods-on-a-stick,
but we can be sure to expect him to serve some of us a dose of nostalgia and familiarity as he
makes his debut on the South Korean hit show. The set is quite the change compared to the
Groovy Smoothie, but we think he’ll have no problem fitting in. We’re unsure of the role that he
will be playing, whether that be a Masked Man, one of the 456 players, or any other role that the
creators seek to fill, but we are excited nonetheless and will keep our readers updated if any more
news happens to come out.

Gordon Ramsey and Dewey’s purse have it out over a bowl of Chili
By: Amanda Gomes
SPICY! Dewey, you know the little guy from Malcolm in The Middle, and the world’s most
belligerent chef, Gordon Ramsey was seen on the streets of New York last night arguing over a
bowl of chili. The bean stew, made by young Dewey, had been kept in his purse for safekeeping
in the event he was to run into Ramsey.
When the two met, Dewey excitedly took out his bowl of Chili from his purse. But it seems like
the British chef wasn't too keen on the Chili, having spit it out immediately upon trying it,
exclaiming there was a hair stuck in the spoonful he had just put in his mouth. All of a sudden,
witnesses say Dewey went into a rage and smacked Ramsey across the face with his purse.
While Ramsey remained conscious with little signs of injury, his pristine chef’s uniform was
covered in days-old chili. Too bad there wasn't any chili left for us!