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Sevilla Times
Mr. Bean Has Lost His Marbles
Reporter: Sheri Sevilla
Earlier this week, local celebrity Mr. Bean,
aka The World’s Loveable Goof, lost his
marbles. These weren’t just any regular ol’
marbles, they were his magic marbles that
gave him the powers to be hilarious in
troubling times. He was seen wandering
about downtown yesterday with famous friend, Robin
Williams. The two were seen swimming around in the
Tiffany Fountain searching high and low for the missing
marbles. They were also spotted by locals, wandering
about the Queen’s Buckingham Palace, mocking the
guards and tormenting them for viable information. It is
not certain whether or not the two lost the marbles on
purpose. Until further information on the marbles
whereabouts come forth, it is not known if Mr. Bean will
ever get his sense of humor back again. If anyone knows
any information on the whereabouts of Mr Bean’s marbles,
you can contact authorities at 999.

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* Family Hoarder *
Reporter: April Rideout

participant on the television what he would be doing with

It has been brought to our
attention that celebrity Jaleel
White, also known as Steve
Urkel, will be the next
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show, Hoarders. Jaleel so many suspenders, his
(Urkel), who premiered on 9 response was, "Oops, did I do
seasons of Family Matters, that?", while pushing up his
has been hoarding hundreds glasses. You can catch Jaleel
of suspenders. According to on the season premier of
department stores JC Hoarders, on FunnyTV
Penny's, Sears and Macy's, tonight, Thursday,
Jaleel visited the stores and November 11 at 8p.m ET/PT.
purchased every last pair of
suspenders that were in
stock. Sources say that he
has been doing this for the
past 5 years. When asked

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Las Vegas Charity Concert

Reporter: Monica Cooley
Over the weekend, music producer, Ahmad Carter also
known as King Supreme and the CEO of Supreme Records hosted
the biggest concert in Las Vegas. THE LIGHTS OUT concert was
held at the Allegiant Stadium where over 200,000 people
attended a Friday night concert. Literally, the lights were out!

When the lights came back on all things were twisted. There were animals on the stage performing and people in
the audience were clucking like chickens. Numerous artists such as: Ice, Sheba, Queen T, Southside Boyz, and
Burna B, just to name a few, were supposed to perform their top chart hits. Instead they were on stage singing
Old McDonald Had a Farm E-I-E-I-O. The concert lasted from Friday to Sunday, and each night the concert sold
out. All proceeds will be donated to Make A Wish Foundation that was founded by Toni Cool. Spokesperson,
Temicka Cool from Make A Wish Foundation stated: "MOOOOO! We are grateful for the donations from the
LIGHTS OUT concert "Woof,Woof!, and we will use the donation to provide Christmas toys, clothing, food, assist
with housing and utilities! We just want to provide for the community and whatever we can do for the community
that is what the donation will be provided for. Quack, Quack!"

Ahmad Carter plans to travel to other cities across the country to host the same concert and donate the proceeds
to charities. Celebrity News was able to have a brief conversation with the music producer. When asked what
gave him the motivation to create such a huge event, he simply stated "Ribit !Ribit!" while leaping like a frog
across the room.

Please check your local events to see what dates of the LIGHTS OUT CONCERT will be in your city.

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The American Dream

Reporter: Giovanna Sanguinetti
Staples jumped into the crowd to stone. It only takes the faith in one's
dance with fans, people were seen loved ones to become all one can be.
pulling on his clothes and jewelry. The essences of the American
Staples is known for his flashy Dream.
jewelry and lucky gold chain with a
diamond encrusted anchor. The Celebrity News Channel 126
anchor is famous for having saved
his life many times, but mainly
Over the
from a helicopter accident. The
weekend, American rapper, singer
anchor gold chain was given to him
and songwriter Vincent Jamal
by his grandfather on his very first
Staples known as Vince Staples had
concert for good luck. As in many
a concert in Las Vegas at the
successful American stories, family
T-Mobile arena where 30,000 seats
seems to be a fundamental key
were sold. Sources say that when
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…. Clueless to America's Next Top Model ….

Reporter: Abigail Luna

and many are not happy about her

This just in: Cher Horowitz is not so clueless
advantages over the other contestants.
anymore! Cher just got signed as a
When asked about this Cher replied, "Ewww
contestant on America's Next Top Model.
as if''. Tyra Banks has not spoken on these
Cher was seen talking to Tyra banks at a
allegations and has denied several interviews
local club having drinks in Los Angeles last
keeping it that way. We'll be hearing more
Monday. Cher came on video interview to
next Sunday at 8 when Mel Horowitz comes
announce her appearance on the show and
in for a live interview and shares his side of
her ideas on how she plans to win top model easily.
the story. Until furthermore this is Abigail News at 8.
Sources say that many other contestants think her
father Mel Horowitz bought her a spot on the show

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Oops She Did It Again

Reporter Kyle Williams
Answering the questions, you never asked.

Well it looks like Britney Spears has gone back to her old ways,
like really old. Britney has been missing from her social media!
Where has she gone? No one knows for sure, without her
Instagram, we can only speculate. But reports are coming in
that she has appeared in Bedrock. Will she be staying with the
Flintstones or maybe the Rubbles? Will Slate Industries be a
good fit for her? But most importantly, what drove Britney to
make this move? Not everything was fun and games. Everyone knows that dancing half naked, over
and over on Instagram and all that lip syncing can be pretty tiring. And those flights to Maui can be very
stressful. Maybe she just needed some good, OLD fashioned rest. Keep your eyes peeled, and of
course, keep checking this post for more updates.

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Celebrity Refreshment News
Reported: Ronisha Wesley
Halle Berry! Halle Berry!
Academy Award winning actress
Halle Berry, stars and directs in
upcoming film, BRUISED, that
will be aired on November 24,
2021 on Netflix. Bruised is about
a woman who is a great fighter
who is trying to reclaim her
power inside and outside of the
ring.
Check this out: The soundtrack
will only feature female music
artists like The City Girls and
Young M.A.
Before we finish our drinks (and
spill all the tea),remember to
check out all of the new music
released this week by Summer
Walker, Wale and Adele.
Don’t forget to try our
signature drink for the week.
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Ex-X-Men
Reporter: Andrew Cox
Star of the hit movies Deadpool and
Deadpool 2, Ryan Reynolds walks
off the set of his new movie
Deadpool 3 after reports of his
secret lover barging in on filming
today. The secret lover turns out to
be long time rival Hugh Jackman
aka Wolverine! Eye witnesses say
they saw the two in a heated
argument after Jackman accused
Reynolds of being a liar and a cheat
in front of the whole cast. After
some digging into the personal lives
of the two, it seems they have both
applied to adopt a baby together.
Now I can only speculate that they
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There will be more to come on this
story as it unfolds, be sure to check
back for updates on the story.
had planned on leaving their
respective spouses to start a life
together with their new child,
however, Ryan seems to have
pulled his adoption application from
the court system early this morning.
Leading to the argument on set this
afternoon. There have been no
statements released from either
Reynolds or Jackman at this time.