World News Outlet
Ramzie Nielson
EDU 214
November 14, 2021
v Encounters in Hollywood
Unlikely
Bugs Bunny Kicks Chris Hemsworth’s
Butt in the Final Face Off of The
Bachelorette
By: Ramzie
Nielson
The last episode
of the
bachelorette
was not as
traditional as
what everybody
is used to. Lola
Bunny was this
season’s
bachelorette, and she was torn between Bugs
Bunny and Chris Hemsworth. She found
both of them dreamy and irresistible. The
show decided to embark in a twist of events
and have the men fight to see who the best
bachelor was.
The fight was ruthless. It seemed like Chris
Hemsworth was the one to win, but Bugs
Bunny was able to pin him down quicker
than anticipated. Did Chris go into the fight
too confident? Some say he did.
Bugs pinned Chris down just after one
minute in the ring. He used his bunny
strength to get him pinned. Chris fought
back, of course. He got up and got in a few
punches, but he was no match for Bugs’
kicks. His bunny leg strength overpowered
Chris’ punch. Some even say Bugs knocked
some teeth out of Chris’ mouth.
In the end, Lola chose Bugs because he won
fair and square. This kept many fans upset,
but not as upset as Chris. He left the show in
tears with a bloody face and a broken nose.
Many say he lost his dignity after that fight,
and Chris Hemsworth likely agrees. The
macho mighty man that everybody once
loved, is now a softy who can’t even beat a
bunny in a fight.
Goodbye Chris Hemsworth, hello Bugs
Bunny.
Talk of The Town: Gordon Ramsay Says
NO To Local Diner
By: Grant
Heidmann
Celebrity Chef
Gordon
Ramsay
recently visited Monks' Café, made famous
by the television program Seinfeld.
Upon arriving, with his camera crew,
Gordon quickly glanced the menu, which
our reporters claim was described as
"absolute ****" and "just about as
uncreative as it could possible get."
The Brit was then sat down by a horribly
ugly hostess, who unfortunately was
described as "an old bag." Gordon quickly
became bombarded by two fans, Adam
Sandler and George Costanza, stars of
several pieces of video that are called
movies, who immediately rushed out of the
back, wearing chipmunk costumes, and
stuck a microphone into the celebrity chef's
face, asking if he had seen Alvin and the
Chipmunks, Road Chip.
Gordon, 55, then shared a rubbery,
disgusting omelette with the two eager
chipmunks who followed Gordon outside to
his car. Gordon tried to shoo the posse away,
but those chipmunks were quite persistent.

Unfortunately, the dumb actors attempted to
wave to Gordon as he was driving away, and
the Brit's Escalade ran them over... "Road
Chip? More like roadkill" the Johnstone
native remarked.
When asked about his encounter with the
two rodent-garbed celebs, Gordon
responded "nutty."
Kim Kardashian & Her Diamond
Earring: Finally Reunited
By: Hailey Epler
Tragedy
struck years
ago during a
family
vacation to
Bora Bora. In
2011 the
$75,000 diamond earring was devastatingly
separated from its family, and its home,
Kim’s right ear. This event not only shook
Kim Kardashian and her relatives, but the
whole country as well. Ten years later the
two celebrities, Kim and her infamous
diamond earring, have finally been reunited.
After sitting at the bottom of the ocean for
years, the diamond earring was driven by
hope and family to find its way back home.
Its journey was documented by celebrities
across the globe who encountered and
commented on the earring’s whereabouts.
Finally, on November 8th, 2021, the
earring’s voyage came to an end.
The earring was first spotted by Selena
Gomez while she was paddle boarding in
Punta Mita, the two cross paths briefly.
Shortly after this the earring was incognito
for weeks, until an unexpected turn of events
took place. Taylor Swift’s previous personal
assistant, who has requested to remain
anonymous, reported to us that Swift had
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encountered the earring herself. She had
found the earring before leaving Cabo to
head to California. The singer had tension
with Kim due to a feud with Kim's husband,
Kanye West, some would say there was
some "bad blood" between the two. Swift
instructed the assistant to flush the earring
down the toilet as soon as they landed in the
states and to not say a word about this event.
With the earring now in the sewers of Los
Angeles, hope was beginning to diminish.
The earring fought against this and found a
way to the ocean, how it did this and what it
did to get there remains unknown today.
However, during a photo shoot on the beach,
Kylie Jenner spotted the diamond earring
washed up on shore. She then planned a
surprise for sister Kim, on Monday morning
a box arrived on Kim Kardashian’s
doorstep. The entire Kardashian & Jenner
family was present to witness the beautiful
reunion. Kim was consumed by tears of joy
when she opened the box, revealing her
precious diamond earring at last.
Feud of the Year: Hannah Montana vs.
Sarah Cameron
By:
Melanie
Morales
Hannah
Montana and
John B call
it quits after
2 years. The
reason for this
breakup has not been released yet but fans
suspect that John B has been seeing
someone else.
Later that week, John B and Sarah Cameron
are seen at the beach together. They head to

"Rico's Surf Shop" grabbing something to
eat. As photos of the "friends" are going
viral online, Hannah Montana tweets out
"People make commitments and then they
let you down." An hour later, Sarah retweets
Hannahs's post, " Ur secrets safe with me
haha... plus, everyone makes mistakes."
Nothing else has been posted online further
since. The next day, paparazzi, Jackson
Stewart, upload a video of Sarah Cameron
and Hannah Montana having a verbal
argument which leads to a fistfight. Shortly
after, Sarah Cameron pulls Hannah
Montana's "hair" revealing that all along
Hannah Montana is truly Miley Cyrus, a
small-town country girl.
Beloved Food-on-a-Stick Fanatic, Actor
Bobby Bowman, Makes His Debut in
South Korea’s Hit Show, Squid Game
By: Itzi Garcia Contreras
The first season of Squid Game ended off on
a suspenseful (and for some, quite
frustrating) note as lead actor Lee Jung-Jae,
playing the role
of Seong Gi-
Hun, made a
dramatic last-
second decision.
The creators left
us on a
cliffhanger,
sitting at the edge of our seats waiting for
the release of season 2 which seemed so far
away.
Now, with recording for season 2 of Squid
Game coming to a close, we can let out a
sigh of relief as we come ever closer to the
release date so we can finally figure out
what the creators have in store for us
viewers. With, presumably, another round of
Squid Game about to go underway, we can’t
help but guess who may fill in the roles of
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all 456 players (and maybe unmasked
Masked Men). After all, we, like the VIPs in
the show, want to cast our bets at who may
become the winners of the next game (just
don’t go spending your life savings).
However, recent speculation suggests who
one of those new players may be. It has been
confirmed by insiders that Bobby Bowman
(BooG!e), better known for his role of “T-
Bo” on Nickelodeon's hit show iCarly, will
be a part of the suspenseful saga. Now, we
don’t think our childhood pal will be serving
Lee Jung-Jae or Gong Yoo any of his
signature foods-on-a-stick, but we can be
sure to expect him to serve some of us a
dose of nostalgia and familiarity as he
makes his debut on the South Korean hit
show. The set is quite the change compared
to the Groovy Smoothie, but we think he’ll
have no problem fitting in. We’re unsure of
the role that he will be playing, whether that
be a Masked Man, one of the 456 players, or
any other role that the creators seek to fill,
but we are excited nonetheless and will keep
our readers updated if any more news
happens to come out.
Gordon Ramsey and Dewey’s Purse Have
It Out Over a Bowl of Chili
By: Amanda Gomes
SPICY! Dewey, you know the little guy
from
Malcolm in
The
Middle,
and the
world’s
most
belligerent chef, Gordon Ramsey were seen
on the streets of New York last night
arguing over a bowl of chili. The bean stew,
made by young Dewey, had been kept in his

purse for safekeeping in the event he was to
run into Ramsey.
When the two met, Dewey excitedly took
out his bowl of Chili from his purse. But it
seems like the British chef wasn't too keen
on the Chili, having spit it out immediately
upon trying it, exclaiming there was a hair
stuck in the spoonful he had just put in his
mouth. All of a sudden, witnesses say
Dewey went into a rage and smacked
Ramsey across the face with his purse.
While Ramsey remained conscious with
little signs of injury, his pristine chef’s
uniform was covered in days-old chili. Too
bad there wasn't any chili left for us!
Courteney Cox surprises fans of “Nailed
it” by Failing!
By: Elizabeth
Maley
Courteney Cox
(better known for
her role as Monica Geller on the hit
television series “Friends”) shocks viewers
by being a baker on the Netflix original
show “Nailed It.” Courteney’s’ character
Monica was an aspiring chef during her
tenure on “friends” however she was known
for “pulling a Monica” and making messes
and mistakes in the kitchen in a comical
way. Monica thought she was the best chef
and tried to prove it to everyone. During her
appearance on “Nailed It” Courteney
shocked viewers with just how alike she is
to her character while attempting to
complete a Jurassic themed cake. Just like
Monica Courteney had a few hilarious
blunders and her cake looked a lot like a tar
pit than a scene from Jurassic Park. The
judges had a good laugh at the fear of
having to taste the abomination in front of
them. In the end to no one’s surprise
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Courteney was eliminated, and it was
definitely a remarkable loss.
True Gossip News
By: Will
Pricebrooks
Former U.S.
President Jimmy
Carter and Former
Teen Queen Britney
Spears are set to go on a world tour together
this summer. The “We’re still relevant tour”
is designed to prove the duo’s detractors
wrong. Spears wants to prove she didn’t “do
it again” and Carter wants to prove he is the
biological father to Lil Wayne Carter the
rapper also known as (aka) Wheezy F Baby.
Spears will open for Carter. Britney will lip-
synch and dance to six of her biggest hits
“Toxic”, “Lucky”, “Boys”, “Sometimes”,
“Every time” and “Outrageous”. Spears will
end with one lucky audience member
receiving a signature hair cut from her.
When True Gossip News asked Spears’
manager why those six songs were chosen,
we were told “Britney continues to live in a
fog of candy, more candy and still candy so
who are we to choose for here. “ Yikes!
Carter will follow spears. He will read
poems and do small performances of his
upcoming album titled “The Carter Daddy”.
This album has songs that feature artist such
as Drake, The Weekend, Dolly Parton and
the entire Partridge Family. Jimmy and son
will be embarking on a nationwide tour
starting in French Guiana with the final stop
being Barstow, CA. Watch out everyone the
Carter boys are back!
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Old Spice left in shamble after, Long

Time Endorser, Terry Crews found using
Axe Body Wash
By: Seth Avalos
Celebrity Terry Crews recently checked into
a hotel in Pasadena, while his house was
receiving remodels, after checking out,
custodians found a half-used bottle of Axe
Body Wash left in his Suite's Bathroom.
Upon arrival, paparazzi immediately
confronted Terry Crews immediately denied
having the axe body wash in his possession,
pulling out what was identified as an Old
Spice: Fiji Body wash. After smell
inspection, he did not give off citrus hints
but rather mint scents via the Mint Axe body
Wash. In which he came clean, that his wife,
Rebecca claimed that she prefers the Axe
over Old Spice and that it wasn't his choice.
Terry Crews endorses many products;
however, he is renowned for his face in Old
Spice commercials, grossing over 6 million
in income from it alone.
We are still to hear what Old Spice has to
say about this situation, however Terry
Crews has been removed from being the
cover of their website.