CHEMISTRY MEMES & JOKES

If the formula for water is H2O, then what is the formula for sea water?…CH2O

I don't trust atoms... I heard they make up everything!

I would tell another chemistry joke, but all the good one's Argon.

What’s Iron Man’s favourite ride at the amusement park?

The ferrous wheel!

Argon walks into a bar. The Bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases."
Argon doesn't react.

Did you hear about cobalt, radon, and yttrium? It was CoRnY.

Why should you always go drinking with neutrons? Because there’s no charge!

I dare you to lower your body temperature to absolute zero.

I promise you’ll be OK.

A higher pH is not more acidic, that's so basic!

Why did the attacking army use acid?

To neutralize the enemy's base!

Guess I was out of my element for this one, I only periodically do well on exams either way
so I can't be too disappointed. Hopefully these jokes got a reaction out of you Prof. Fox.

A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender
gives him a smile and says, "For you, no charge."

What's a chemist's favorite type of dog?

-A laboratory retriever!

What’s a sign of a bad chemistry joke?

No reaction..

What did the thermometer say to the graduating cylinder?

At least I have a degree!

What do you do with a sick chemist?

If you cant Helium and you can't Curium, then you might as well Barium!
Two chemists walk into a bar. One says, “I’ll have an H2O.” The other says, “I’ll have an
H2O, too.” The second chemist dies.

What did one charged atom say to the other?

I've got my ion you.

Organic chemistry is so hard. Everyone who studies it gets in Alkynes of trouble.

I asked my friend if he had any Sodium Hypobromite. He told me "NaBrO"

What do you call a clown who's in jail? A silicon.

What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms? 2 Na (I was proud of this one LOL)

What did the chemist say when she found 2 isotopes of helium. HeHe

What happened to the chemist that was pulled over with NaCl and a 9-volt in his car?
He was booked for a salt and battery!

What did magnesium say to hydrochloric acid?

Seriously dude STOP OVERREACTING!!!

My friend: Yo, I have a problem. I need to discuss some solutions with you guys.
My other friend: I don't wanna be a part of it.
Me: Don't worry, man. You can be the precipitate.

Why was the mole of oxygen molecule excited when he left the singles bar? Because he got
Avogadro’s number!

Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium? It went OK!