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Posted on Nov 3, 2021

50 Texts That Make Me

Laugh Uncontrollably No
Matter How Many Times I've
Seen Them
Ok, these are good.

by Dave Stopera
BuzzFeed Staff

71 comments

1. The mineral text:

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2. The love text:

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3. The Wendy's text:

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4. The nap text:

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5. The Mercedes text:

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6. The Neal text:

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7. The beef text:

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8. The Chipotle text:

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9. The army text:

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10. The accident text:

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11. The bitmoji text:

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12. The injury text:

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13. The bad service text:

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14. The Google text:

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15. The guacamole text:

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16. The birthday wishes text:

Facebook

17. The hospital text:

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18. The unfortunate autocorrect

text:

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19. The scariest text:

Instagram: @drgrayfang

20. The sexy text:

reddit.com / Via u/MrsMozely

21. The car text:

reddit.com / Via u/buckfastattiffanys

22. The Tony Hawk text:

reddit.com / Via u/Flamegator_Tamer

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23. The fever text:

Twitter: @han_NASTY

24. The Crocs text:

reddit.com / Via u/buckfastattiffanys

25. The furry text:

reddit.com / Via u/NebulaeWorms

26. The eggplant text:

reddit.com / Via u/tom_the_pilot

27. The brotherly text:

reddit.com / Via u/angushalll

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28. The mood text:

me.me

29. The Uber text:

me.me

30. The smoothest pickup line

text:

alycyn.tumblr.com

31. The grammar text:

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32. The most beautiful text:

reddit.com / Via u/hitlerblowfish

My soul is healed.

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33. The bargaining text:

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34. The Robert text:

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35. The unbeatable deal text:

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36. The best pickup line text:

Instagram

37. That most delicious meal text:

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38. The forgotten love text:

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39. The pricing text:

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40. The leg text:

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41. The heaven text:

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42. The Jeff Bezos text:

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43. The bird text:

me.me

44. The frog text:

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45. The cheating text:

Instagram: @heckoffsupreme

46. The Lee text:

reddit.com / Via u/Nolongermrs

47. The fighting text:

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48. The cutest text:

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49. The Post Malone text:

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50. And the life and times of

Worms Boy:

phindsy.tumblr.com

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shannonm49e341999
12 days ago

My son stayed home on Halloween, and

we told him to hand out candy while we
ran errands. Later, I texted him to see how
many kids came by:

Me: Any kids?

Him: No. I'm 14.
116 Show replies (4)

witchyribbon84
12 days ago

I snort-laughed at many of these, LOL.

These were great. I must be tired, I lost it
at Chiplo3.
113 Show replies (1)

a43920c533
12 days ago

"he forgot to put the car in bark" omg I'm

choking
83 Show replies (1)

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