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So I saw a butterfly with no wings today. I poured some Red Bull and BAM! ...It drowned. e_e
Whoever says Paper beats Rock is an idiot. Next time I see someone say that, I'll throw a rock at them
while they hold up a sheet of paper.
Saying "what", but then one second later realizing what they said
I am a great friend. Know that if you get into a fistfight, I will stand in the corner and be EXTREMELY
sarcastic
Teachers are like babies. They think if they scream they can get everything they want.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. Faces like yours belong in the zoo. Don’t be mad, I’ll be there too. Not in
the cage but laughing at you
The awkward moment when there's a hair on your tongue and you try and you have to try and get it off
without looking like an idiot LMAO!!
Never hate people who are jealous of you, but respect their jealousy. They're the ones who think that
you're better than them
In order for a relationship to function properly, you must learn to forgive and realize people will make
mistakes
that awkward moment when you’re playing poker against Kristen Stewart and you realize she only has
one expression..
I don't agree with your opinion, but I respect its straightforwardness in terms of wrongness
Me and my bed are in a committed relationship, I think my alarm clock is just jealous of our love.
"Your friend is the man who knows all about you, and still likes you
"Imagination is the beginning of creation. You imagine what you desire, you will what you imagine and
at last you create what you will."
another month, another year. another smile, another tear. another winter, summer too. but there will
never be .. another you.
Fish without water, Piglet without Pooh, Humans without air, In other words : Me without You!
Hey Facebook, if I have 75 friends in common with someone and we're still not friends, it means I don't
like them
Changing my relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship" because I feel like getting attention
today
I'm the type of person who will burst out laughing, in dead silence, at something that happened
yesterday
UNIVERSAL LIES:
I'm not drunk.
I wont hurt you.
Let's stay friends.
She's just a friend.
I lost your number.
I need time to myself.
I'll start a diet tomorrow.
•►If a girl admits that she likes you, know that it took her every ounce of courage she has. Idiot, don't
take her for granted♥
you're weird. you're crazy. you're awkward. that's why i love you
#GuyFact : Guys love you more than you love them IF they are serious in your relationships.
Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!#guy fact
ii dooontt understaaand whyy peoplee teext with exxtra letterrss whenn the purposee of texxting iis too
abriieviate worrds nott addd extraaa
Sometimes I talk to myself, because I need to have an intelligent conversation with someone
I’m sick of u guys telling us that girls are bad drivers. How many of u can do 90mph in the fast lane of a
motorway while putting on mascara and a kid on the other hand with their hand bag flying here to there
in the car???
He's funny. He's adorable. He's sweet. He's loving. He's awesome. He's Perfect. I didn't say a name, but
he popped into your head didn't he?
Girls always laugh to attract boys but they don’t know that
boys are always attracted by their annoyance.
Never leave something good to find something better, because once you realize you had the best, the
best has found better.
Hey, maybe you should eat makeup, so that you could at least try to be pretty on the inside too. I'm just
saying
That awkward moment when your in the car & you look at the people in the car next to you, but they're
already looking at you..
My therapist says I have an obsession with revenge. Yeah, We'll see about that!...
How can I tell u what'a wrong wid me when ur the reason behind it?
common guys....dont u know girl love it when you hold them on their waist ....from behind ;)
I may not help u always ,i may not be wid u always.but i will surely guide u to solve ur problems
You know you're in love when old songs make sense to you.
"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
If u love someone make sure dat u r love doesnt bcum too lovely bcoz if it happens he/she will not leave
u even if u try to get away
If u want to take revenge of someone,dont let him know ur weakness nd also make sure dat he doesn't
know u r gonna take revenge.keep smiling
Never tell your problems to anyone...20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them.
4. It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose
it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been
missing until it arrives.
11. Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, ends with
a tear. When you were born, you were crying and everyone
around you was smiling. Live your life so that when you die,
you're the one smiling and everyone around you is crying.
I declare today, "Hit that dumb person you've always wanted to punch in the face day."
When your friends mention something bad while your parents are in the room, and you give them the
"SHUT THE FUCK UP" look.
#aGoodBoyfriend holds his girls hand tighter when talking to another female.
Whenever I get a new calendar, I always check to see what picture is on my birthday
*Sigh* Sometimes I wish That I could sing you a love song just to show you the way I feel for you... But I
can't! because my voice sounds like a friggin' raccoon dying in a garbage disposal!
I smile to hide the pain. I laugh to hide the sadness. I shout to let the pain out .. But no matter what I do,
I just can't hide the feeling of missing you
When your laptops about to die & you dramatically run though the house grabing your charger & plug it
in. Like the feeling of saving a life
Lσvε Mε? Grεαt. Hαtε Mε? Eνεn Bεttεr. Dσnt Likε Mч Stчlε? Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ. Dσnt Knσw Mε? Dσnt
Judge Mε. Think U Knσw Mε? U Hαvε Nσ Idεα.
When a girl cries over a guy, it means that she misses him. But when a guy cries over a girl, no
one else could love that girl more than him
There is a "lie" in believe, "over" in lover, "end" in friend, and an "if" in life.And after Monday and
Tuesday even the calendar says W.T.F
Why be normal, when you can be weird? Why be same, when you can be original? Why be fake, when
you can be real.
Whenever someone says"Expect the unexpected" Punch them in the face and say..."Not as easy as it
sounds...is it?"
When it comes to thinking wise person is more better than intelligent one bcoz wise person knows how
to use his intelligence bt a intelligent person does not know how to use his intelligence.So its always
better to be wise
A heartbeat is xcited wen eyes start looking at sum1 silently but lyf seems 2 b more xciting wen sum1
start reading those eyes silently......
I'm the type of person, that laughs at my own mistakes, so pardon me if I laugh in your face.
Singing with your headphones on and not realizing how loud you are.
-Chairs are almost 100% more entertaining if they spin AND roll.
-We are never too old for Play-Doh.
-We will watch a movie just because there is a hot guy in it.
-If we're listening to music, don't try to talk to us.
I may smile and I may laugh. But the pain inside is something you'll never guess.
if you don't act foolish while you're young, you won't have anything to smile about when you're older.
I'm playing that game where the floor is made of lava, so I OBVIOUSLY can't get off the couch or I'll die.
When picking a ringtone, dont you ask yourself: "How embarrassed will I be when this rings?
Why when your car breaks down and you push it to the side of the
road, does someone ask "is your car broke down?" "NO, I decided to
take it for a walk." -_-
"Just kidding" is just an excuse to not get in trouble for something that you really wanted to say all along
;)
If you look into the eyes of the one you love, you blush. But if you look into the eyes of the one you like,
you smile.
we often use ETC in many sentences.bt what does ETC means .It means end of thinking capacity.
Dream is not that what u see in sleep..Dream is the thing which does not allow u 2 sleep...!!!
Haters only hate the people they cant have or the people they cant be.
"Men are born ignorant, not stupid. They are made stupid by education."
“Every time you smile at someone, it is an action of love, a gift to that person, a beautiful thing.”
Unplanned moments are always better than planned ones. ♥
If a hug represented how much I loved you, I would hold you in my arms forever.
That awkward moment when a group of guys goes to the bathroom together..
There are many other guys out there. thats what everyone else say. But there's only one problem. I dont
want any other guy. I just want him
I love the feeling when you just get into a relationship & you can't sleep because you're thinking about
that person. ♥
Girl: i like you. Guy: oh. Girl: you dont like me? Guy: no. Girl: ): Guy: never asked if i loved you. Girl:
awwhh do you love me? Guy: No.
I like your makeup... lol jk looks like you got gang banged by crayola.