1. Combines are no longer just for farms.

2. She wondered what his eyes were saying beneath

his mirrored sunglasses.

3. Please put on these earmuffs because I can't you

hear.
4. He walked into the basement with the horror movie

from the night before playing in his head.

5. He was 100% into fasting with her until he

understood that meant he couldn't eat.

6. She borrowed the book from him many years ago

and hasn't yet returned it.

7. He never understood why what, when, and where

left out who.

8. The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of

becoming a sea turtle.

9. We should play with legos at camp.

10. The child’s favorite Christmas gift was the large

box her father’s lawnmower came in.

11. Grape jelly was leaking out the hole in the roof.

12. She used her own hair in the soup to give it more

flavor.
13. He found his art never progressed when he literally

used his sweat and tears.

14. Separation anxiety is what happens when you can't

find your phone.

15. With the high wind warning

16. Patricia found the meaning of life in a bowl of

Cheerios.
 17. Art doesn't have to be intentional.
18. Nancy decided to make the porta-potty her home.

19. Cats are good pets, for they are clean and are not

noisy.
20. Nobody questions who built the pyramids in

Mexico.
21. She can live her life however she wants as long as

she listens to what I have to say.

22. She wasn't sure whether to be impressed or

concerned that he folded underwear in neat little

packages.
23. As time wore on, simple dog commands turned into

full paragraphs explaining why the dog couldn’t do

something.
24. He stomped on his fruit loops and thus became a

cereal killer.
25. He had unknowingly taken up sleepwalking as a

nighttime hobby.
26. It isn't true that my mattress is made of cotton

candy.
27. All she wanted was the answer, but she had no idea

how much she would hate it.

28. Everything was going so well until I was accosted

by a purple giraffe.
29. The worst thing about being at the top of the career

ladder is that there's a long way to fall.

30. He took one look at what was under the table and

noped the hell out of there.