PEOPLE BREAK UP? COMICS EVER WONDER WHY J HARRIS — “Vee HMM, I'VE SEEMED TO HAVE MISPLACED MY ROSARY- EVERYTHING IS COMING UP THORNS! OR DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY THEY STAYED TOGETHER?WHAT A AUSSY._. GHE GAYE GHE WANTED 4 MAN TO CRACK-HER-BACK AND NOW SHE'S TOTALLY UPSET! rm ONLY A POCTOR IN fi, THE SPIRITUAL pee GENGE... NOW IF THEY KEEP ontiese (———$ 8 9, a 2, © 0” MAKE YOU HAPPY! , AND NOW THI6 Ie EVERITING ABOUT LB) tie tanwe 1 eer UG... INCLUDING THI FOR LETTING AND IT WASN'T ) YOU BE ON EXACTLY THE on TOP OF STAIRWAY TO ‘| HEAVEN | Was TINGE THINKING ABOUT...WAITING FOR SOCIAL DISTANCE TO END... i STRANGE, BECAUSE I'VE | WHAT YOU WANT, TO HAP IT ALL ALONG-SINCE | | MEDDLET NOW You GON TAKE CREDIT CREATED IT! FOR DIVORCE TOO! NOW HE NEED TO STOP! BEGIDES, PEOPLE SHOULD REALLY STOP LOOKING FOR EXCUSES TO GET TOGETHER. DANG, LOOK AT THIG MEGS... ONLY IF THIG LINE Ig SHE KNEW-WE BEEN AT IT FORA LONG! BEEN ON A JENNY CRAIG FOR QUITE SOME TINE THEY THINK THEY GOT WORRIES. GIRL, | Seri cae i YOU LIKE THEM WITH A BAG OF CHIPS MEAT ON THEIR BONES! NOW| CAN NO, | DIDN'T EAT MY. BARELY EAT YOUNGIN'S THAT Was YOUR gust one! KG P IDEA, BESIDES YOU NEVER a DID UNPERBTAND THETHROUGHOUT THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD manmiace eu... A COUPLE LIVES ToGeTHER Just TO ARGUE AND FiGHT=LKe 4 DIFFERENT ePecies FROM ANOTHER PUGHT. cHoRUS (NOW WE SEE THE useT!) THE SAKE OF THe HDS NOW I'm PUTTING THIS RELATIONGHIP UP FOR BIDS... 1 COULD NOT FIND: @ 208 AND VOU. BNEW | DIDN'T STAY IN SCHOOL BECAUIGE YOU SAID | DIDN'T NEED TO-LEGALIZED auEvERY. THAT'S A THOUGHT NEED 4 GUICKY DIVORCE Faom THE cor... VOU WENT INTO LABOR AND MARRIAGE DID Us 000, Because THAT Wa THe ONLY Way THEY WouLD Do us A FAVOR... THROUSHOUT THE WHOLE wide WORLD meamiace uCKe... PRO THe POPE HANDS DOWN We Look wee CLOWNS WHILE KEErING IT TOGETHER TO PUT (ON A FRONT BUT DEEP DOWN We KNOW IT'S suet a RELIGIOUS SHOW-- BECAUSE Mennase mitumilt INDIGESTION, THES DUE TO, TOO. NOW YOu BOW WHEN ITs —— ‘Tie 10 Go, once God CAUSE | 6: S NEW HO! YOU NEED TO STC? RIGHT THERE. DURING OUR SEPARATION TIFF, 5 BOT Mz A gaNeTA WHO ave Me A PND CALL Ne IN THE MORNING THES WILL TAKE CARE OF EVERYTHING. BESIDES YOU SAID oP Sate Ss a (@ WAS BORINGOH, | SEE THIS 18 QUITE A DIFFERENT INVESTINENT OF TUNE AND MONEY. LIKE THE INSTITUTION OF MARR I AGE WELL HOPPIN BOOTLEG SCOTCH! WE BEEN HERE TINKERKING Away ABOUT THE PROG AND CONS OF EIWIL RIGHTS,WIT THES ENTRANCE LOOKING LIKE THE GATES OF FoniKING IN We Busnes SOMEWHERE AND GIVE me my CRepiTS | CARP AND TOTALLY WITHIN WALKING DISTANCE TO ALL OF YOUR, CLASSES. WE HERE AT THE INSTITUTE RELIGIOUSLY APPLY THINGS TO LIFE. YOU WERE NEEDED TO BE THE MIRBOR, IMAGE f NO WORRIES, HE'S DUET THE INTERCESSOR. WHEN | BLOW THE WIND FROM my MIGHTY CLOUDS OF BOOTY, BECAUSE | KNOW WHAT YOU ARE GOING THROUGH WITH THE B) OTHER CHEEKS, HE GON BE CRYING ROSEBUD, CAUSE | GOT A TOWN HOTTER THAN PINE VALLEY=¥OU KNOW, WHERE HE CAN STAY FOR THE DURATION ! AND THEY WONDERED WHY | TELL MY ABE, AND SEEMED SLIGHTLY UNDERWEIGHT. SEE PAGE 10.THI NONSENSE | 19 GOING TO BLOW THE HOME! Git, YOU AIN'T LYING: THEY SAID PEMEMEER THAT cre : EO ON. 60 | MAY OTHER MAKE SHIFT Se. fed tinged sh DOORS OF = GARE BON BE CARATS SINCE PLACE YOU DIP Your: 4 EVERVBODY ELSE 15 SENIOR PROJECT BACK IN DOING IT Like Rageire J ct y HONESTLY, WE WEREN'T THINKING ABOUT MARRIAGE MERE. BUT, | KINDA THOUGAT THe f THING WAG SORTA TURNKEY... IN THE OLD DAVE THEY CALLED IT A CLASS ROOM. BUT THIS WAS SORT OF A SHORT-CUT! DID YOu say SHORT-CUTE | KNOW PEOPLE ARE BALD, NOWADAYS YOU KNOW MNAINTENANCE-STUFF BUT ARE YOU GRAY? YUP, THESE WERE THE Days OF THE FREE BLOODY (MARY. WANNA DRINK? IT RNEW THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH wag AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE /60 WHEN THINGS GET HAIRY YOU GOT ONE FOOT OUT THE DOOR | AND THEY WERE JUST COUNTING THE PAYS... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT N@ MORE KIGGING UNDER THE MISTLETOE ! STOP PICKING ON (NE!I KNOW THIG WASN'T THE WEDDING BELLS YOU EXPECTED, BUT AT LEAST THERE IS SOMEONE TO PAY YOU THE ATTENTION THAT YOU SO NEEDED. BAGE-WITH THEM TWO TRACKE IN THE AIR YOU MONE FASTER THAN ALOOK | THEY USED TO SEND SCRIPTS IN THE MAIL NOW THEY JUST TEXT PAVING PHONE-TALLING ABOUT THEY HIPAA | FEEL LIKE AN IFAD MINI. PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS LOOKING AT THE BIB GUY OVER THERE... NOTICED THESE PANPALETS DO NOT PISCUSE ANY MEDICAL CONDITION IN PARTICULAR...HE WANTED A HOUSE WITH A WHITE PICKET FENCE. SOMEHOW, | DON'T THINK THIG WAS THE COLOR SHE WANTED... AnD you AN weiew | wanTeo \ 4 WHITE ONEPEOPLE. TRIM A eurptemenre are suet | NEEDED Te SUPPLEMENTS ARE HERE. ‘STOP WORRYING ABOUT YOUR \ WEIGHT AND THE FACT THAT | OU BECOME YOUR ONLY DATE. | | TRU SUPPLEMENTS WiLL TWeRKe | IT WITH YOU. NOW WHEN You 1 DROP THAT weianT Lice I7'g | 1727, AND with ALL that weidaT | | WE NOW AVAILABLE IN POWDER | FORM. TRUM SUPPLEMENTS \ DROP THAT DEUCE ON US ie se 2IF YOU GUESSED BOTH, YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT J money ANYWHERE-WHY PO YOU HAVE TO LOOK SO FANQUE DOING IT 2 THAT'S 90 WHEN | DELIVER THEM YOU WOULD JUST BE HAPPY WITH WHAT WE HAVE AND NOT BO LOOKING FOR THE BIG CRUST. 1 TAME IT YOu WANT ME TO REPRESENT, BY WEARING my BRITCHES, JUST GAY GO AND DON'T COMPLAIN WHEN J Po TRNEW YOU WERE INSECURE, WHEN YOU TOLD Me VOU LIKED A WOMAN WITH A PETER PAN COMPLEX. PIE NOW. I'd GET BIGGER ONE DAY. THIG LiL SLICE OF LIFE 16 MAG CHEESY AND | WANT OUT J WHAT AN | SUPPOSED TO USE IN THE MEANTINE. | ALREADY BOUGHT THIS FIREPLACE FROM THE AMISH, THEY HAD THE TOPPINGS 1O KEEP IT REALLvou MEAN We DON'T GOT NO PICTURES oF UG ON OUR WEDDING ? BOY, I'm BON Bet you! HMM, SOUNDS LIKE HE'S ALREADY DECIDED WHO HE WANTS TO BE WITH, AND YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY al THAT IT'S NOT A BECKY WITH THE GOOD HAIR... AND YOU'RE WONDERING WHY I'M ‘STILL HUNG UP ON Hit 2 LOOKING LIKE THAT | DIDN'T WANT TO BO WAMACULATE.. 1 O° TIRED OF THIS HAIR COMPETITION...AND THIG IS WHERE | DRAW A BLANK J TIME FLIES SO QUICKLY--- UM GLAD I NEVER CHANGED MY NAME fNOW LET'S GET TO THE ROOT OF AT THAT GAP f WHAT DID You THING | MEANT BY LOOSEN up? THINGS f you LOCK Like YOU NEEDED SOMEBODY TO FILL IN FOR IT WOULD OUST FALL OUT ANYWAY. YOU (7 ROTTEN THING Z You fNOW | KNOW MY ABC'S NEXT TIME WON'T YOU SING WITH ME! PLYMOUTH \ \ BOCK DIDN'T Ay LAND ON us SIP YOUR FOOD INSTEAD / WELL, BO MUCH FOR THE FIFTH AMENDMENT f STOP CALLING (NE CRAZY EDDIE !dachcalelMS aA A DOCTOR'S OFFICE ON WESTCHESTER AVENUE, LOCATED IN WHITE PLAINS ¥ THE SAME DOCTOR'S OFFICE ON NORTH STREET, SOMEWHERE JIN WHITE PLAINS HAPPENS WHEN YOU WAKE ME YOU IDIOTS | WAG RESTING __. INGECURITY ARE WAPORTANT To us. AT HiT AND Die, BECAUSE mY BUTT 16 NEVER WIPED BY ONE OF MY OWN AND 49 FAR ag FOOD 1 CONCERNED ALL | KNOW 16 2 MENG THAT | CAN'T READ ver. vean, WE KAVE TO LET THEM KNOW WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER. BECAIGE WHAT WOULD WE BO WITHOUT THEM 2 THIG WAS ONE HELL OF A PRESCRIPTION !If ADAM ANP EVE DION‘T GET 90 PEE-VEP PEOPLE TAY TOGETHER. ONE LOUP FART TOOK THE RS WOULD et VEAL APART AND 50 MUCH FOR MATTERS OF THE a HEART... Be — = NOW CPO5525 BUEN Like JUST LIKE HEARTBUEN ANP WHO KNOWS... MAE IT WAS THE FOOP THEY NOAA DNE Nase AN OAS BAT Ast a WERE ALL MAES TN, DIFFERENCES, DIFFERENCES, | WAS UST TRYING TO BRING YOU TO ANOTHER PH LEVEL YOU AIN'T ONT $0 NOW ITE TIME TOGO!ANP NOW A FINAL WORP FROM OUR SPONSOR - ETA ETS. ding A We STILL ¢, ee fea CLEAN BEIWEE THEM theeke S. INTROPUCING RAPPER G-STRING f 60 WE CAME HERE TO mace TINes CLEAR... We GOTTA FIND A way BONGOS BETWEEN Mee a en We GOTTA Fini .A way TAG LEMS PEASE, F "ED UP TéAcHERS | THINK. | HEARD Eolpsdgeesler ene HELP. SOMETIMES | SEE Bat ae | Ta eT YO ly WE BOTH GOT A ee : PLACE TO STAY ! "CAUSE IN MARRIAGE ype PEOPLE LIKE TO ERE Tre Wey aN Pete HAVE IT THEIR WAY... PLONG THE Way AND WITH Hem MEL... " WE WERE AT A CAR SHOW AND you TOLD ME I NEEDED A JOB- | WAS YOUR WHIPPING POST AND YOUR EMBARRASSMENT OF T. 2 ' BECAUSE YOU WERE ONLY HUMAN IN THAT YOU Were A SPERM DONOR AND A FAT FUCK--- SLOB / THE REALIZATION CAME WHEN | WORKED IN WHITE PLAINS. AS YOU WISHED YOU WERE ONE OF THEM- THE IGNORANCE OF YOU, LIKE A CARPET FINALLY SUNK IN- DON'T POINT THE FINGER BECAUSE | KNEW IT WAS HIM TOO. THE BOTH OF YOU STANK AND HONESTLY; THE CHURCH COULDN'T HOLD THE PEW- T KNOW, I KNOW, BUT ON THAT JUDGMENT DAY ON YOUR WAY TO HELL- YOU CAN SAY HI TO HIM AS THE BOTH OF YOU ARGUE WHO SITS NEXT OF OR RATHER NEXT TO KEN /THE WORLD HAS GONE FROM BABY CRIBS TO HAND-ME-DOWNS AND SHARE, SHARE ALIKE TO THE PRISON SYSTEM, TO THOSE WHO WERE LAY PEOPLE ALL ALONG AND POPULATION CONTROL! — THESE THINGS ARE 30 TEMPTING- _— LIKE STRAIGHT ONION RINGS--- WHAT me CALLED | YAM Be OF WHAT I Yam MAGKEN-TAPE is STIR-FRY é CONCOCTION 16 DIPN'T YOU WANT piel EVERYBODY TO Be : a TRAN STAY OUT OF THE AND OF COURSE WHITE NATIONALISM- LEADING THE WORLD RENOWNED EDUCATION SYSTEM-.- UNTIL NEXT TIME EVERYBODY SEE YOU THEN ! NN SAF SIMI ait qe