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Bluebird
Bluebird
Bluebird
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Bluebird •vas first performed a t the R oyal Cour t T heatre
Upstairs, Lo ndon, on 1Decetnber 1998. 1'he cast , in order
of appeara nce, '"'as as fo llovvs:
Jimmy Macneill Chris Gascoyne
Guvnor D anny \ 1Ve bb
Robert Greenwood Christopher Ettridge
Young Man Fraser Ayres
Angela Davies Angela Lonsdale
Girl L aura Sadler
Clare Macneill J o iv1clnnes
Richard Wright E\·v an S te\vart
Woman Gina Aris
Man P aul Chequer
Andy Green Andrew D en.nis
Billy Lee Paul R itter
Janine Williams J a ne Gurn ett
Directed by Gordon Anderson
Designed bj1 l(eith l(han
Lighti11g f?yJ ohanna T o,·vn
Sound b)• Rich \IValsh
Characters
Jimmy Macneill
Guvnor
Robert Greenwood
Young Man
Angela Davies
Girl
Clare Macneill
Richard Wright
Woman
Man
Andy Green
Billy Lee
Janine Williams
Spotlight onjimmy Macneill Aged thirt;y-tivo. Strong, short,
dishevelled. Unshaven. fie is a taxi driver. 1'1anchester-born. flu11ched
in a red phone box at the rear of the stage. Speaking on the phone.
Jimmy f-Iello. 1'1n sorry for b othering you. I v.ronder if
you could help n1e. I'm trying to get in touch \vi.th
son1ebody. Son1ebody \·vh o used to live at this n un1ber. She's
called Clare lviacneill. :Niacneill. Yes. (Disappointed.) R eally? I
don't suppose you have any kind offor\·v arding nu1nber for
her? l'\o idea a t all? 01(. Sorry for boLhering you. G'nigh t.
Headlights of a taxicab fill the stage.Urban jungleja,v:, music plays
loud. l1fixed in with sounds of a taxi-Jiim radio. lifter a short whi/.e the
1nusicfades. It should return in between each scene to provide a rl1:ythrn
to the night and the driving. Lighting beconzes full but 1110ody, neon,
night-tirne.
A thin inan, 111aybe weaiing shorts and a flazvaiian shirt and sucking a
can of Special Brew through a straiv is Jimmy's next passenger. fie
is Guvnor. f{e addressesJimmy rvho responds to nothing. Just
continues driving.
Guvnor I \Vas \·vorking on a case last \veek. (1'/o response.) I
couldn't afford a desk. (Pause.) I got up. There \Vas a tap on
the door. (Pause.) vVhich \Vas an odd place for a tap I
though t. (J\ fo response.) Yesterday morning I v.ras at my local
off·licence. I wen t to buy some cigarettes. There v.ras this
guy in there buying a four-p ack of Guinness. Scouser. \ Vith 1
Lightsfall.
Lights iise 011 Robert Greenwood i11 tlze back efJimmy 's
cab. A balding, drunken, upjJer-middle-class,fat man qffiftJ1.
Jinun.y rv1aybe.
Robert T here's no rn aybe a bout it, rny friend. Do you
know wha t the distinguishing facto r of the ageing p rocess is?
Jinun.y There a re a lot of th ings.
Robert No. T h e n1ain distinguish ing factor of the ageing
process is the overwhelming sense of regret.
Jinun.y That's a very sad id ea.
Robert It's the truth, n1y frie nd.
Jimmy \ 1Vhat do you regret?
Robert T oo inany things to cou n t.
Jinun.y I don't want to be funny but this is adding up. I
don' t wan t you to regret the size of the fare.
Robert You m ust excuse ine, my friend. I am very drunk.
Jinun.y That's all right. Do you want rne to ta ke you
h0111e?
Robert She was very proud of this place, you know?
l\ Ioved here after she left horn e. Bo ught a ll her own
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furnitu re. l\f ade a little nest fo r herself. She was seven teen.
\ 1Vhen she left hotne she was only sevenleen . Too young,
Jimmy I see.
Robert It was surprising to n1e just how easy it was to get
hold of a knife. It took 111e 1nerely a couple of phone calls.
And cost n1e fifty pounds to get hold of a nlost fearson1e
weapon. Can you believe that?
Jimmy I don't know.
Robert Everything was so bloody sin1ple. 1 knew that he
was in Pen tonville Prison. I telephoned to find out the exact
tin1e of his release. And this afternoon I took off work. Took
the train to Caleclonian R oad. Two o'clock in the afternoon.
Traffic was actually starting to pick up. I 1nade n1y way to
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Jimmy \1Vhat?
Angela l\IIost people nonna lly lie.
Jimmy I'1n a disarmingly honest person .
Angela You're l\IIancunian, aren't you?
Jimmy As drizzle.
Angela I like Ni a ncunians.
Jimmy All of then1?
Angela l\IIancunians are very sensitive.
Jimmy J esus.
Angela I had a l\Iancunian boyfriend once.
Jimmy vVhat happened to hi1n?
Angela He killed himself.
Jimmy Fucking hell.
Angela J um peel off a b ridge over the l\lf25 .
Jimmy Christ.
Angela He was eigh teen.
Jimmy liVhere are you from , d arlin'?
Angela 1'111 no t your darling.
Jimmy Sorry.
Angela Don' t call us that. I'n1 nobody's fucking darling.
I t's ve1y fucking patronising.
Jimmy I n1eant it as a tern1 of endearn1ent. Nol a
declaration of ownership.
Angela Yeah, well. I hate it when people call us that. I'n1
fron1 Sunderland.
Jimmy \1Vhat a n1a rvellous town S underland is.
Angela It's a dun1p ofp issy shite .
Jimmy Pissy shite. T hat's a n odd idea.
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Jinuny No.
Richard T hey could rob you.
Jimmy T hey wouldn't.
Richard H ow do you kno'"' that?
Jinuny I'd break their fucking a rn1s.
Richard T hey could rob you. Shoot you . K.ilJ you. R ape
you . And you'd be utterly povverless to stop it.
Jinuny I've got a baseball bat.
Richard Big fucking deal. \ t\1hat's the worst thing that
ever happened to you? In you r job?
Jinuny T hat's an odd question.
Richard Come on,Ji1nmy, 1nan. T hink. Bit ofthe old
grey stuff. Put it to work.
Jinuny Smnebody tried to 1rnug 1ne once.
Richard \Nhat happened?
Jimmy Couple of sn1acked -up fuckheads jutnp in the
back of the cab. Said to us, 'Give us your fucking money,
you thick Northern Bastard, or we'll fucking kill you.'
Richard \!\That did you do?
Jimmy Beat the crap out of the two of them with a
baseball bat.
Richard No shit.
Jinuny Told you. Always keep a baseball bat underneath
the driver's seat. It helps.
Richard You really beat them up?
Jinuny Too fucking righ t I d id.
Richard Jitnmy.
Jimmy Yes, 1nate.
Richard Do us a favour.
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years old.
Jimmy vVhat did he do?
Andy Two pints of piss lager shandy and he thinks he's a
fucking hard bastard. Tries to start kicking off.
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H ave a lie-in with the wife. I know s01ne boys come back
from work go home and use their wife as a heavy bag. You
j ust can't do that. It is just not on.
Jinuny It's not easy sometimes, eh?
Andy Yo u mar ried?
Jinuny Yes I a1n.
Andy I hope you treat her right, my friend.
Jinuny I try to.
Andy I a tn a big 1nan. I an1 a big n1an, and when the
n101nent calls for it I can be a hard bastard. But I have never
so 1nuch as laid a finger o n iny wife, in 1ny life.
Jimmy That's always a good approach to a n1arriage.
Andy I have never hit n1y \vife and I have never hit 1ny
kids.
Jimmy Good man.
Andy One boy. One of ou r boys. Banged away for
fourteen years.
Jinuny Fuck me.
Andy G BH. Cut so1ne fucker's face to shit. Got banged
up.
Jinuny That's bad.
Andy This is the only place he can get work.
Jinuny I see.
Andy H e is a nasty inalevolent motherfucker and I hate
hin1 1nore than I ever believed could be possible. And
everybody hates hi1n. T he custo1ners hate him. The other
bouncers hate him. The bar staff. The managers. Every
cunt in that whole fucking building hates that shit. And we
are all, every last one of us, too fucking scared to even talk
about it to one another. So we laugh at his jokes and we buy
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hin1 drinks and we admire his car and we tell hi1n that he
could pull any one of the girls in the club a ny ti1ne he liked.
Jinun.y T hat's a wee bit dishonest.
Andy And when he does we laugh with him. J\nd we offer
hin1 our respect. And I tell yo1U, 1ny friend, the next time he
does it I am going to kick the !fucking crap righ t ou t of his
arse.
Jinun.y You see1n p retty detennined.
Andy Yo u ever see anybody get killed?
Jinun.y O ne tin1e.
Andy \ Vho was it?
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H e's not been trained a t all. Young lad comes a t hin1 with a
bottle and he goes absolutely fucking n1ental. Drags him to
the gr ound. Sta rts sn1acki11g his head against the pave1nenc.
O ver and over . Blood starts ru n ning o ut 0 11 to the road.
Before we can do anything. Just takes a couple of seconds is
all . Takes th ree of us to drag hiln off a nd calm hi111 clown
and even when I'm dragging hiln up I'm thinkil1g, 'This is
bad. This is really bad, Andy o ld son. ' And when we get him
up, y'know what I notice most of all?
Jimmy \ 1Vhat's that?
Andy Is how blue the boy's eyes were. They were such a
still blue. I won't ever forget that, (Long pause.) It gets hard
son1etimes. Y'know what I rnean'
Jimmy I know exactly wha t you n1ean.
Andy I'n1 trying. So hard. Trying raise the boys.
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T rying to look after the daughter. Trying to 1nake the vvife
happy. Trying to save a bit of money. Trying to get us o ut
of this shithole. This place. It isn' t a nywhere to raise a
fanuly. The things that go on here. T hey break your h eart.
Jimmy I wish you luck, 1n y friend.
Andy H ow old was your daugh ter?
Jimmy She was seven.
Andy 1'111 really sorry.
Jimmy Don' t worry, Andy. You couldn' t have known.
Andy Yo u working all nigh t?
Jimmy N o. I'm going to 1neet smnebocly.
Andy A I . time.
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Lights iise 011 Billy Lee. a broken fascist with his wrist in plaster, in
Jimmy's cab. He addressesJimmy.
Billy Lee Everybody asks n1e if I've broken tny v.rrist. I t's
enough to fucking drive you tnacl. A broken vvrist takes six
weeks to inend. Three snappe d tendons and n1aybe you get
son1e move111en t back in your hand after twelve mon ths if
you're fucking lucky. I've been trying to draw with my left
hand b ut it's just shit a nd it j ust n1akes 1ne fucking so fucking
angry. I've been drunk for a week now. I'm going into
hospital ton101Tow for the operation and y'know why I'm
drinking? D o you? O y?
Jimmy I have no idea.
Billy Lee l'n1j ust despera te to bla nl< ou t the pain. And
I'n1 going in tomorrow a nd 1'111 j ust a fuckin g guinea pig.
I\inety-six stitches. Righ t arou nd n1y fucking wrist. I migh t
get son1e compensation. I better fucking had. Bu t honestly,
eh? V\lhat do you think about this operation? Am I just a
fucking guinea pig or what?
Jimmy You'll be all right.
Billy Lee Fucking bastards though. They told me that
with an injury like n1ine there was a possibility that within
twelve mon ths I migh t start to get s0111e movemen t back in
1ny righ t hand . It's fucking hopeless tho ugh . 1'111 telling you.
I t's fucking hopeless. (Long pause.) You want to hear a story?
Jimmy Yo u what?
Billy Lee You wan t to hear a story? Do you like stories?
Jimmy Sure.
Billy Lee There are a lot of pigeons on Ladbroke Grove.
Jimmy I'n1 sorry?
Billy Lee T here are a lot of pigeons on Ladbroke Grove.
\ 1Vith it getting so ho t they've been rebuilding their nests.
had one child. A baby girl. (Ditto.) And I haven't seen her for
five years.
Janine (responding very quickly) \ 1Vhy not?
Jimmy I left her. Or she left 111e. Somehow. One or the
other left.
Janine \1Vhy?
Jimmy I don't often talk about it.
Janine (almost angry) Look. I j ust want to hear a story. I've
been having a very hard ti1ne.
Jimmy I drank too much .
Janine I drink too. S01neti111es.
Jimmy I started to do crazy things.
Janine \ 1Vhat happened to your girl?
Jimmy The girl d ied.
Janine 1'111 sorry.
Jimmy \ 1Vhy are you having a hard tin1e?
JanineThings.
Jimmy \ 1Vhat things?
Janine Just things. Teacups sit for weeks. I don't even
wash the111 any n1ore.
Jimmy I hate it when that happens.
Janine Shoelaces.
Jimmy Shoelaces?
Janine Do you never get upset by shoelaces? I hate shoes
vvithout laces. But son1eti1nes. I could just c1y. I'm sorry. I
shouldn't be talking about this.
Jimmy vVhy not?
Janine You don't want to hear about it.
Jimmy I don't m ind listening. I like stories.
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Jimmy \1Vhat?
Clare I'1n pregnant. I'm going to have a baby. At the
start of the year.
This has utterly knocked the wind out qf his attack.
\1Vell . Don't you have a nyth ing to say?
Jimmy How do you feel?
Clare I feel good.
Jimmy That's good.
Clare \t\lhat do you n1ean b y that?
Jimmy I 111ean what I said. That's good. It's good news.
!'111 glad for you.
Clare H ow do you feel about it?
Jimmy \ r\lhat's it got to do ,.vith n1e?
Clare It has nothing to do v.rith you at all. I just want to
know.
Jimmy How do you expect me to feel?
Clare I have no expectations.
Jimmy (honestly, not pathetic) It breaks 111y heart, Clare.
Clare I' m sorry.
Jimmy Don't be.
Clare I didn't wan t to upse t you.
Jimmy Don't apologise to 1ne. Nobody should apologise
to tne . I a m beneath all apology. No matter what anybody
ever does to 1ne it could never be as bad as what I did to
you.
Clare T hat's not true.
Jimmy Of course it's true Clare. You know it's true.
(Considerable beat.) H ow pregna n t are you?
Clare Two 1nonths.
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Clare - I'll hear you out and fo rgive you so that you can
carry on vvith a clear fucking conscience. \ 1Vell, you're
wrong,Jinm1y. You are so blo ody vvrong you couldn' t even
believe it.
Ve91 long pause. Clare is exhausted.
Jimmy (very lightly, quiet, matter-qf-fact, as one telling a story)
There's this guy. An d one nigh t he's d riving back hon1e
fro1n a 1n eeting. And the n1eeting ha d gone very badly.
Smn eboclv had told hin1 that he didn't have work for hin1
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any 1nore. And on the way back hon1e frmn the meeting in
order to nun1b his d isappointn1ent and b race hin1Self for the
consequences o f this unexpected news he had stopped in a
pub. And in the p ub he'd drunk three pints of beer. And on
the way ho1ne frorn the p ub he'd got scared because he had
to tell his wife about the way he couldn't pay the mortgage
any more. Or for the holiday they'd already booked. O r for
any food that week. And he had no idea what he vvas going
to say. H e d idn't know what he was going to do. So he
stopped off at an off-licence. On the way home. And he
bought a qua rter-bottle of very cheap whisky tha t he did n't
even like but he bought it so that he would have the cou rage
to tell her and he sat in his car outside the off-licence and
drank the whole bottle. And drove home. And it's a very
wann night. And tl1e sun is coining ou t. It's a very still nigh t
a t the beginning of the sun11ne r exactly five years ago from
tonig ht. But you knew that a nyway, didn't you?
Clare Ju111n y.
Jimmy And he knows as he's driving that he is d ru nk.
But he d oesn' t stop. H e's very near his hmn e and he's
driving very quickly. H e doesn't stop. And the sun is getting
in his eyes and he's quite surpr ised beca use he no tices that
he's started to sweal and that the sweat is running over his
face and into his eyes and his 1nouth and his nose and it
sn1ells very bad. And he turns into his road. W here he has
driven rnany ti1n es. And all the houses look the san1e. And
the sun is still out. And he und erstands tha t he's driving too
quickly. And he doesn't even r ecogn ise the houses hardly.
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And just then, at the point where he's arriving at his house,
he no tices that his daugh ter, \•v ho is seven years old, is
playing outside his house.
Clare Don't.
Jinun.y And she looks very beau tiful in the sunshine. She
has this curly reel hair that re111inds hin1 of her mother. And
she looks up from the game where she has been playing.
Sees her dad cotni.ng ho1ne.
Clare Do n' t,Ji1nn1y. For God 's sake.
Jimmy And he even thinks. It only takes half a second.
But in th at half a second he even thinks. Oh God. Don't let
nie see her. D on't let her be there. Don't let this happen to
me. And he lTies. But he can't slow clown.
Clare Jin1my.
Jinun.y It was an accident.
Clare Jin1my.
Jimmy I an1 so sorry.
Clare Ji1n1ny.
Jinun.y I don't even know bow to sleep any more.
Clare I know.
Pause.
Jimmy I wen t to stay a t the Great Northern :Hotel in
I<ing's Cross. Spent niy clays \·Vatching television with the
curtains closed. Drinking. I just wanted to die then. I found
myself talking to Alice. T elling her not to worry. That I was
con1ing. (Ha!flaugh, disbelieving.) One time I drank so rnuch
that I actually almost blinded n1yself. I still talk to her. Even
now.
Clare \t\fha t do you tell her?
Jinun.y I tell her a bou t the people tha t I drive. Son1e of
then1 are extraordina ry. I tell her that 1'111 sorry.
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think I was angry that we never ilid tha t before. Does that
1nake any sense to you?
Jimmy (joking) No sense whatsoever.
She laughs. He is going to sqy something. She stops him.
Clare Don't.
Jimmy vVhat?
Clare It's all right. I knovv.
Jimmy Good.
Clare It's warn1.
Jimmy I know. It n1ight rain.
Clare Strange, isn't it?
Jimmy li\liU you hold my hand?
Clare \t\lhy?
Jimmy I like hold ing your h and.
Clare (holding his hand) You have very good hands. I
always liked that about you. They're very big. Very hard.
Very well defined.
Jimmy \ Vell defined? I have well-defined hands?
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Clare Yeah.
Jimmy \ 1VelJ, I never knew that.
Clare \t\lell, you do.
Jimmy I was always an1azecl by how small your hands
were.
Clare Really?
Jimmy Do you vvant to know s01nething stupid?
Clare vVhat's that?
Jimmy T hat was when I always understood rnost clearly
that I was a man and that you were a woman. \!\/hen I
looked at your hands. Because your hands are so small.
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You've got very sn1all hands a nd I've got very big hands and
I always used to enjoy that.
Clare You' re verv' strano·e
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