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File of James A. Michener


Subject is a white Caucasian male 64 years old who con¬
forms to every index which would indicate possible subversion:
graduated from Swarthmore, which is bad enough, married
a girl from Antioch, which is worse, and did graduate work at
Harvard, which is worst of all. Has traveled abroad and visited
Russia. Reads liberal magazines, engages in bird-watching, eats
health foods, favors fluoridation. Marriage is interracial, has
the McCarthy period appeared constantly as character reference
for personal friends charged with subversive tendencies. Argued
vigorously on their behalf and when questioned was apt to say,
“This man is nothing but a liberal who subscribed to the Nation
and The New Republic.” When interrogated as to what he meant
by the word liberal he would reply, “Someone who reads the Na¬
tion and The New Republic."
File of John Kenneth (J. K., John K., J. Kenneth)
Galbraith
1. This responds to the request of the Director, dated at
the Seat of Government, July 23,1971, for comprehensive survey
of security file of subject individual. This file is extensive, ex¬
tending over a period of approximately thirty-five years. Accord¬
ingly, this summary reflects need for drastic abbreviation.
2. With respect to subject’s statement which occasioned
this inquiry, it is established that he has frequently expressed
interest as to why God, on initiating immortality for man, should
ve begun with the Director. However, this observation, accord-

established that sta__


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imor and appears to have repeated the commer

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shall, Walter Lippmann, Henry Agard Wallace, John Carter Vin-
int and Senator Millard Tydings. The extent of the ass

of acquaintance with these persons to...


them, and state that he is a compulsive name-dropper. H
the extent of subject’s acquaintance with individuals believed to
be, or described as, subversive gives grounds for suspicion.
ternational Communist conspiracy is unclear. According to in¬
formants, he has frequently stated that, as a graduate student
at the University of California in the Nineteen Thirties, he would
have applied for membership in the (Continued on page 22b)
File of Barbara Howar
Subject is white Female; age and measurements some¬
where in mid-thirties. Most identifying feature is frequent use
of Southern voice. First documented during Presidency of Lyn¬
don B. Johnson as unsalaried companion to Johnson daughters;
later recorded as holding same position for Richard M. Nixon’s
Foreign Affairs Adviser.
Bom in Raleigh, North Carolina; resides in Washington,
D.C. Married in non-Christian ceremony in ’58 to Middle East¬
erner whose immigrant father built first air-conditioned mosque
in Western world. Divorced with highly questionable source of
income. Two minor children. (See Grape Boy cotters, Volume
Occupation listed as television interviewer and writer;
stand on issues consistently suspect. Voted for Hubert Hum¬
phrey in ’68; scribbled obscenities on ballot. Banished from
White House Clearance List during Johnson term of office for
undetermined reasons. Never on Nixon Clearance List.
Entertains undesirable element in Washington home:
Gene McCarthy, George McGovern, Roger Mudd and Gloria
Steinem (who is not now and has never been an old girl friend of
Henry Kissinger). Frequents Washington’s Sans Souci Restau¬
rant in company of subversives (see previous file on Buchwald,
Art; Bradlee, Benjamin; and Sidey, Hugh). Note accompanying
photographs of subject embracing Bill D. Moyers and Peter

chauvinist pigs and Susskinds of all sexes. Outspoken proponent


of women’s rights but constantly consorting with enemy. Last
documentation of anti-Americanism recorded in Washington’s
Lafayette Park adjacent to the White House during Cambodia-
Kent State demonstration. Electronically monitored to have re-
height five feet eleven inches, weight from one hundred twelve
to three hundred pounds. No identifying marks or scars. Subject
has been known to impersonate Negro females an 1 ^
cal purposes onlv but this offi
Cambridge is a
cosmetics firm and ca„___
have obtained that position by winning a Cary Grant look-alike
contest. Note: subject may be wearing multicolored briefs. It
must be considered probable from the foregoing that speedy
positive identification of subject in the event of a detention order
ay be highly impracticable. (See classified document NR-455:

_to point of origin have been unavailing owing to the full


assistance of the New York Telephone Company. Various news¬
paper clippings have located the subject’s domicile as “fifty-
three blocks from Harlem.” This office is at present surveying
the northern portion of Manhattan in an effort to determine the
known to travel widely, and for long periods of time resides in
luxury hotels (surrounded by Caucasians) here and abroad.
Background of Subject: Cambridge was born in New
York City, 1933. Subject’s parents were immigrants from Brit¬
ish Guiana (note attached U.S. Department of Agriculture pub¬
lication H-007: “Four Easy Ways to Grow Hemp in British
Guiana”—C.I.A. refuses to send this office a report of B.G. sub¬
versive activities for the years 1900 through 1951). Subject’s full
middle name: MacArthur. This offi© 1 " " 11
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