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Adventures In New Stockholm public education system has been
By solved planet wide. Everybody in each
of these human settlements works by
Dr. Marco Bitetto
law. Everyone in each of these towns
and cities is extremely healthy, young
and vibrant. The oldest citizen of any
The year is 2125 and the Earths over
of these human settlements is sixty
population, poverty, misery and
years old. These facts are true planet
squalor has been solved. The towns
wide.
and cities around the world have both
become more countrified and utopian
at the same time. Robotic transport
The means of government for each of
based flying and rolling vehicles bring
these towns, cities and nations is an
goods from town to town and city to
automated artificially intelligent com-
city or city to town and visa versa.
puter network that spans the planet
and has the same laws planet wide.
This is independent of the nations of
In these utopian settlements of hu-
the planet. The single common lan-
mans, there are no needs for social wel-
guage of the planet is American stan-
fare systems, crime levels are nonexist-
ent, the problems of a poor and corrupt
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dard English of the Northeast region of The planet has a new unified and stan-
the United States. dardized currency called the credit and
it is totally digital in nature. Everyone
one the planet walks around with a
All medical care is done by robots and smart card that contains both their life
major medical problems that are acute savings and also all their personal and
and or severe are totally nonexistent. biometric data as well. These smart
There is an abundance of food, shelter, cards are able of being used simply by
work, education, medical care and being placed on top of data entry termi-
other items as well. nals that are next to robotic cash regis-
ters that automatically tally the pur-
Artificially intelligent computers and ro-
chases of items by seeing what kind of
bots exist that are controlled by
items they are.
thoughts from implanted biocompatible
neuromorphic nano-chips that are con-
nected to external microwave transceiv-
The town that our unexpected time trav-
ers that are located on top of the sculls
elers have entered is New Stockholm.
of the residents of these towns, cities
They have entered this city by accident
and nations alike. Both men and
during passage through a time rift that
women walk around totally bald.
was a result of all out nuclear war be-
tween China and the United States of
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America. This thermonuclear war power down to Earth and orbital power
stated over trade and immigration is- transmission satellites that relay power
sues that remained unresolved and all around the planet via a network of
lead to both trade and economic imbal- Earth stations and orbiting satellites
ances in favor of China. alike.
In the case of our American time travel-
ing visitors, they had to land their jet
Our time traveling guests were met by
airplane in a level river valley near New
a typical worker from New Stockholm it-
Stockholm. The entire landscape of
self. He lead them to New Stockholm it-
the planet has changed radically since
self by walking there. A distance of fif-
the advent of major terraforming pro-
teen kilometers easily. During their
jects has taken place planet wide.
walk, the worker from New Stockholm
informed them that everyone on the
planet now has an intelligence quotient
Both clothing and plastics are now
score of one hundred sixty and that all
made from plant by products that come
lower mental scores have become ex-
from the food processing industries.
tinct planet wide.
Petroleum is no longer used, solar,
wind and fusion power are the norm as
to is solar power satellites beaming
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The cities and towns of this ultra mod- istent anywhere on the planet. Also, Ja-
ern and utopian planet wide civilization cob inadvertently and secretly wit-
are totally enclosed in geodesic domes nesses a mandatory law based euthana-
that are made entirely out of clear car- sia of someone that was a day over
bon fiber reinforced plastic that came sixty. This individual was allowed to
from the by products of plant based have sex with those women that oper-
food processing. Everyone on the ated the gas cylinders of carbon mon-
planet is vegetarian and all the food oxide. After this man had a threesome
crops have been modified to produced sex with two extremely young and
ultra high levels of both animal pro- beautiful blond haired and blue eyed
teins and vitamins and minerals as white females, one of the females
well. placed an oxygen like mask over his
head and the other opened the valve of
the cylinder of carbon monoxide.
The names of our two time travels are Within less than a minute, the nude
Daniel and Jacob. Daniel is in his early man on the bed was dead and the
forties and Jacob is in his early fifties. women had placed a death tag on his
right big toe for the law required eutha-
nasia data reporter to register in the
Among the astounding things that they planets population database that is
find out is that religion is totally nonex- held in the planet wide artificially intelli-
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gent super computer that spans the and that they now had to comply with
globe. all planetary laws and do so under all
conditions.
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