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The Wilbur Soot ARG: Everything You Need To Know (That We've Worked Out)
The Wilbur Soot ARG: Everything You Need To Know (That We've Worked Out)
Further discussion on this ARG has moved to a new Discord server: ARGTWT
Intro 3
Part I 3
First Video - I let a random guy edit this video 3
Second Video - I let him edit another video.. this is what he sent back 3
Clues (in logical order) 3
False Leads 7
Synopsis of Part I 7
What else we know: 8
Part II 8
Third Video - The Editor Wilbur Conspiracy 8
Wilbur’s Demands 8
Clues 8
What else we know 9
False Leads 10
Synopsis of Part II 10
Part III 10
Fourth Video - Wilbur Edited this video… 10
Clues 10
Fifth Video - the strangest Wilbur video so far 11
Clues (Continued) 12
Sixth Video - I did *NOT* let Wilbur edit this video... 13
Clues (Continued) 14
What else we know 14
Finale? 15
Seventh Video - The Final Editor Wilbur video 15
Clues 15
Eighth Video? - I let 3 professional Editors edit this video 15
Media 21
Possible Timeline/Order 22
Part I 22
Part II 22
Part III 23
Other 23
Sources (Check these!) 23
Resources 23
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Intro
Definition of an ARG: An alternate reality game (ARG) is an interactive networked narrative that uses
the real world as a platform and employs transmedia storytelling to deliver a story that may be altered by
players' ideas or actions. A well-known example of this is Cicada 3301, but ARGs can develop in many
different ways.
We highly suggest taking some time to read this. This document is a summary of the entire Wilbur ARG
and is for those who would like to catch up on what’s happened and will be continuously updated as the
ARG progresses. Once you read this, you will have a good idea of what’s happened, happening or might
happen.
Basically, we’ve split this ARG into three parts: Part I is the exposition and inciting incidents, pretty much
just setting the scene. Part II is where Wilbur tries to become Jack's editor. Part III is everything that has
happened after Wilbur became Jack’s editor.
Part I
Second Video - I let him edit another video.. this is what he sent back
The ARG really started off in the second video which Wilbur Soot edits for Jack. During a point in the
video, he is seen outside, in some park/forest, sitting on top of what looks to be an old beer keg
(reupload here). Another clip shows him running and falling over next to a house.
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2. The previous video had a link in its description that leads to another video titled “a gift”
(reupload), but the video was removed 24 hours later. The video was just Wilbur walking past a
rugby club and he’s singing a Christmas Carol. He puts a box in the trees and says “I hope
nobody finds this unless they are meant to.” It was a clear clue that it was meant for us to find.
During a section of which coordinates flashed up on the screen.
a. Member Mr. Jeeves lived near the coordinates and the next day he went to the location
and found a Fidget Spinner with two tissues and a note from Sonichu stating that they
were too slow and that he beat them.
b. Later, Sonichu joined the server and sent the note that he stole.
3. In the subreddit /r/LincolnshirePoacher we got another video of Wilbur, posted by one of his alts.
The video started out with, "Leave a message after the beep noise" hinting at this being him
leaving a message for someone, then Wilbur reads out an entire short story. It is very well written
and is by Edgar Allan Poe. At about 9 minutes in, the sound of the morse code appears. When
reversed and translated to text, the message is in base64 and when deciphered, the message
was a URL to another YouTube video. At the end of the video, there is also some reversed morse
which says, “DON'T LET KAI TELL YOU WHAT I DID.”
a. The video linked was called “a ramble” and was just Wilbur telling everyone that he was
okay and that Kai needs to be fired. Suddenly Wilbur starts running and there is another
Morse message at the end of the video saying, “DON’T LET KAI FIND OUT”. Earlier in
the video notes are played. If you put these notes into Morse code it comes out as K. This
could be related to Wilbur only typing K** when referring to Kai. If reversed, a robot says,
“I did something embarrassing. I did something embarrassing” Additionally, at 0:30, a date
shows up in the top left corner for a few seconds: 17/10/18. This is the date that Wilbur
tweeted about meeting Kai in Greenwich prior to the ARG.
4. /r/LincolnshirePoacher was originally password protected before the name change of the video.
On Wilbur’s Reddit page (/u/WilburSoot) a morse code block was found that once translated
became a string of binary. Once that was decoded it led to a backward google drive link leading
to an audio file named foundahutinhandcross.wav. It contains a line of audio hidden within it
stating: “The password is Poe” This gave early access to the subreddit before it was public and
linked in the title of the first video.
5. We also found a video with him singing a song called “Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy” as a link
under one of Jack’s videos. Some of the lyrics were cut out or altered, such as the lyrics "And the
brain I used to cultivate reveals my lovers were a lie" being cut to remove “reveals my lovers
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were a lie” and the lyrics "Normalities effect traject agony of rationality, which thankfully
penetrates with no avail to my unreality" being almost totally cut to only say "no avail to my
unreality"
See this document for different versions of Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy and their differences.
***Stands up and stares into the distance behind him - Video ends***
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6. Another alias for Wilbur on Reddit was discovered under the user name /u/LP39715. This
account posted a string of binary which when translated and flipped led to a section of an
image[1].
7. Along with this the account also uploaded a discolored, low-quality version of the O2 arena with
hidden text in it stating “you have all of the clues now btw” along with the title “grapeshot yang”
which is an anagram for steganography. When this is put into a decoder another part of the
image the string “Oh! It’s gonna be a cold Christmas” appears along with a base64 string that
turns into a google drive link(Untitled.wav) for a new audio file when flipped which has another
image[2] in the metadata.
8. Along with this a comment by /u/WilburSoot on Reddit contained “(3 jokers 4 frogs, Opened
house 2. June pressed grapes)” which led to yet another section of the image[3].
9. /u/LPatO2 was discovered to be another one of Wilbur’s accounts with one comment having
“rniQLBd.jpg /r/ sha 1 ed 2345” The first part leads to another section of the image[4] and the
second is a key for use with it. When the key is used with the contents of the new image
/r/sharedfelt is discovered.
10. The subreddit gives a google drive link(Untitled2.wav) to an audio file containing a robot reading
off a string of letters. Which, after Mr. Jeeves and Alspal made a bot to try different phonic
combinations, produced a Pastebin link. The Pastebin leads to another video (reupload) titled
They’re Getting Closer. In the middle of this video is some audio that when put through a
spectrogram shows text:
Hello? Can you hear me? I'm trying my best to reach you but it's getting harder and
harder because they're getting closer. I can run and run but they’re always right
behind me. You're trying your best and I appreciate that but sooner or later I'll
have to come clean and end this thing once and for all. That man, Jack Massey
SucksAtLife, he's so kind to me and tries his best to tell me I need to know that
I'll replace Kai or I'll have to tell the world what I did. It’s just a matter of
time...
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False Leads
As a general rule for this ARG, the only trustworthy sources of information are Wilbur,
Jack, Kai, and any directly associated people or posts (ie. retweets, replies, etc.) All others
can be assumed fake, and a false lead.
● A comment that was found, stating that Lincolnshire Poacher was code for “be sure to drink your
Ovaltine”, a joke to a scene from the A Christmas Story. However, upon googling it a site was
found which was password protected. By looking at the JavaScript for the page the code was
cracked, and some images were found, of an ultrasound. This is now all believed to be unrelated
to this ARG due to how it was found and the fact that it was registered back in 2015
● In this new video by Wilbur, he reads a poem by Edgar Allan Poe, whilst cutting in and out of
clips from Lincolnshire Poacher 1_06; a former number station. Upon looking at the revision
history for the Lincolnshire Poacher Wikipedia page, an edit by a ‘Wilber Soot’ containing what
was believed to be a code was discovered. However, Wilbur later stated that this was not him in
a tweet. Along with this, users tried to put the numbers from Lincolnshire Poacher into a website.
However, this resulted in a rick-roll, likely from an outside source (potentially a Clue Saboteur).
Synopsis of Part I
After taking all of the clues from this point on, we have figured out that Wilbur is running from someone,
and that there is something that he needs to hide from the public. Wilbur says that the only way for the
public not to know is to find out before Kai does, and the only way for him not to find out is for him to get
fired. Wilbur at this point seems very dead set on his one goal of taking over Kai's job as Jack’s main
editor solely for the reason that he doesn't want the public to know what he has done
wrong/embarrassing.
Another thing to note is that we know that Wilbur is "moving up North" as he has stated multiple times.
He mentions that it is getting colder and that he's also leeching off of other peoples’ wifi. This suggests
that he doesn't have a solid place to live or stay. He may be constantly moving and trying to find sources
of heat as the Winter moves on. All of the hints that he gives us have to be in the form of a code so that
Kai can't easily find them out before we can in order to save the information from getting out.
Christian’s theory:
After we obtained one audio clip, it had audio at the end talking about Wilbur coming down to see his
"mom(?)" for Christmas. He mentioned that at the time, he was just hanging out with some friends and
he had hoped to see her soon. This could also somehow relate to the previous phone calls and could be
a hint to who he was talking to before. In another audio clip, we got the translation "Yeah… (a Cough)
Please, I didn’t want him to know. Yeah, we haven’t gone on a date since, like, forever, so I just wanted
to know if you would like to go to (Packerburger? Pack - A - Burger?) um tonight (Laugh) Hope you
come! Oh, I hope you um...". This also brings up another suspect for who the person could be. he
suggests that it’s a girl wanting to go on a date (yet we still don’t know for sure if this was just fill in
information or if it actually mattered).
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What else we know:
1. Throughout many of his clues/edits for Jack, the English folk tune Lincolnshire Poacher is played.
(The specific version is a very low-resolution MIDI, used as a tone to signify the Shortwave
channels ID. A female voice reciting the intel in encrypted numbers followed after.) The numbers
read out likely have no bearing on the ARG. This is archival audio of the Lincolnshire Poacher
numbers station, suspected to have been used to send messages to spies in the cold war.
2. Wilbur had nowhere to live, so he is constantly moving up North while making phone calls to
someone (we don’t know exactly who) as well as leeching off of others’ internet and searching for
heat as the Winter rages on.
3. He likes to create music to express his feelings as well as the fact that he has a love for English
literature.
4. He must have friends in contacts reach as he mentioned it in a phone call to his supposed mom
in one of the audio files (more info above). Most of his phone calls don't seem to be answered yet
they go to voicemail where he will leave a poem as the ending message.
Part II
In this part, Wilbur makes clear that this is an ARG, and, appealing to Jack, he tries to become the new
editor. Throughout his videos, he makes it clear that he dislikes Kai (or K** as he calls him), and tries to
prove that he can do a better job. In one case, he even makes one of his own Reddit videos hidden
inside one of Jack’s videos to prove this point.
Wilbur’s Demands
Wilbur is currently trying to get Kai fired from his job as Jack’s editor and let himself replace
Jack’s editor. We believe it is in order to prevent embarrassing information about him getting out to the
public. He has created a lot of messages in code in order for Kai to have a hard time figuring them out
so that we can find it first and prevent him from getting "exposed".
Clues
1. At around the 9:30 mark of the video, there is a part which sounds weird. When you put it in a
spectrum analyzer, it shows text. It says, “behind me. You're trying your best and I appreciate
that, but sooner or ||| SucksAtLife. He's so kind to me and ...?” This seems to be incomplete and
spilt up, and does not lead us anywhere. It turns out that this was from the “they are getting
closer” video and not the latest video. See Part I clues
2. At around the 0:54 mark, there is Morse which when translated is along the lines of “No new
clues JackSucksAtLife”. This again does not lead us anywhere
3. At the end of the video, there was also a very subtle Morse which translated to “NO NEW CLUES
JACKSUCKSATLIFE” again.
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4. During his final monologue, Wilbur keeps on mentioning that “it is nice when everything ends with
a bow on top.” repeatedly which could be a clue to something else or a False Lead. (12:20) (“A
bow on top” means to put the finishing touch on something”).
5. Wilbur posted an image onto the JackSucksAtLife subreddit
○ The subject of this image is a closed lock. Could it be that the case is closed locked for
the time being?. - Tejas
○ The lock in the subject is apparently an ongoing trend in Jack’s subreddit - Bruce
6. A video link was found at 1:21 and 12:25 in Jack’s video titled “THIS VIDEO HAS NO
CONTENT”. This leads to a video which Wilbur uploaded to his channel of him going over Jacks
subreddit! In it, Wilbur seems to go through Jack’s Reddit video and comments on the posts. He
is especially concerned about jpeg compression. This seems to indicate that Wilbur has
replaced Kai as an editor and replaced him as taking part in Jack’s videos. This video is believed
to be where Wilbur got the picture for his previous Reddit post on Jack’s subreddit. (See the
above clue).
7. Wilbur has posted on his Reddit, saying: “Just A little bit raCist oKay but I'm fine with it. You guys
can laugh at whateveR you want to be honEst no gonna judge ya ;) ;) Italians aRe some of the
nicest people I've met and they're restaUrants are always very Nice and cleaN. I have No Gripes
inside and OUTside OF the esTablIshMEnt. Please lICK me lOl. NicE One chieF ;) US” - This
reveals the phrase: “JACK YOU'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME PICK ONE OF US” - This shows
us again that Wilbur wants Kai’s job. But, why?
8. Using one of his alt, Wilbur posted on the subreddit “LincolnshirePoacher” a new post named “R.
Fakier” this photo seems to be taken from the video “understanding your new position as king”.
Note: “R Fakier” was in the picture collage clue
9. Jack and Wilbur have been on the server for the past two days sending some messages which
indicates that a new video will be coming out soon
False Leads
As a general rule for this ARG, the only trustworthy sources of information are Wilbur,
Jack, Kai, and any directly associated people or posts (ie. retweets, replies, etc.) All others
can be assumed fake, and a false lead.
1. Via Wilbur, we learned that the belief of some of the members of the Discord that the repetition of
the phrase "a bow on top" in Jack's new video was meaning to go to a nearby archery range
was FALSE
2. The radio station called Lincolnshire Poacher with numbers is probably not a clue due to the fact
that Wilbur couldn’t have manipulated it.
3. Wilbur allegedly emailed WillzTheKing and asked if he could edit a video for him. Nothing came
out from the email he provided. (If you look at the email address you can see that there is an an
S not a Z. This may be a fake WillzTheKing.)
Synopsis of Part II
In this part, Wilbur makes clear that this is an ARG, and, appealing to Jack, he tries to become the new
editor. Throughout his videos, he makes it clear that he dislikes Kai (or K** as he calls him), and tries to
prove that he can do a better job. In one case, he even makes one of his own Reddit videos hidden
inside one of Jack’s videos to prove this point.
Part III
In this video, Jack looks over some of the newer stuff we have all found.
It’s unreal, I love the community behind this - Jack Massey Welsh
Clues
1. Wilbur’s Reddit account posted this and this comment which says, when decoded,
“CAPITALIZATION IS LOST IN MORSE CODE” and “TIME TO BRUTE FORCE ONLY SIX
LETTERS” respectively.
2. At the time 5:46 and 6:27 of Jack’s “Wilbur Edited this video” video, a link flashes on the screen
which leads to another Wilbur video. At the very end of Jack’s video, there is a clip in which Kai
and Wilbur meet.
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3. In Wilbur’s video, “understanding your new position as king” he cheerfully announces that he’s
finally the editor. Near the end the text “I WON” flashes, and there is morse code which translates
into “ZXJACKVJCP.PNG”.
a. The text “it all still happened” flashed for a frame in the video at 0:34.
4. Wilbur posted the comment “i. fakier would love this” on Reddit. “i fakier” is an anagram of “fire
kai”.
5. Wilbur posted another uppercase code, which translates to
“BRUTEFORCESIXSEVENCHARACTERS”
6. The picture that needs brute forcing hinted by Clues 1 & 5 has been found (64 combinations).
By taking the pattern of the 10 letters found in Clue 3, replacing the Jack with a J (as mentioned
above) and then randomly capitalizing letters, we eventually find an Imgur link. It reveals a
picture with Morse code at the bottom, saying when reversed:
WULMCHH2C93C19ZDLLMDVMAHDN102XNLPHRPR09AX8VBP2T92UBN92BN52LMCR9Y6C0A
7. The image also contains some part of a poem in the top right, and this references Kai multiple
times. The text says:
“Hark, see the revenant? He returns. My ticking petard constructed by I and from
which I shall be hoist.
I am comfortable, for I can lose myself in my work. I can paint with film and cut
without scissors and, not be hassled by the looming fate of Kai.
Ah, fake ears hear only that I am permanent. I am aware, nay, resigned to the fact
that I am on but a timer. I fear myself as the loss of my position may drop me.
Drop me in the wasteful void. It shall bite me like the cold
and I'm so cold”
8. When flipped, the text in number 6 gives:
A0C6Y9RCML25NB29NBU29T2PBV8XA90RPRHPLNX201NDHAMVDMLLDZ91C39C2HHCMLUW
This code is proven to be a link to a Google Drive, but it has still not been solved. See this doc
for more information.
9. Nonetheless, when the above text is googled, leads to this video, which has in its description:
ODZDMmw3dDNNc0U9dj9oY3Rhdy9tb2MuZWJ1dHVveS53d3cvLzpzcHR0aA
When this is converted from base64, it gives a flipped URL, which, when flipped back to a normal
URL, leads to this video.
10. The video contains many frames with text in, saying: “it’s not forever is it?”, “what will i do?” and
“I’m so cold” - each decreasing in size from the previous one.
11. Wilbur posted again on his Reddit page, with a message that, when the lowercase letters are
removed, reveals the word “MISERABLE”.
12. Wilbur posted again on his Reddit page, with a message that, when the numbers are converted
to letters, says: “I'm so cold” 7 times.
Clues (Continued)
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13. Wilbur posted yet again on Reddit. The first message, when the lowercase letters are removed,
is “YOU'RE MISSING CLUES”.
14. The next message posted was “IFakier39715Poe”, the meaning of which becomes clear later.
15. He then posted “IT’S SO SIMPLE” in a message with the lowercase letters removed yet again.
16. At 6:40 in the video, a message flashed up on the screen saying: “You guys are missing a big
clue”.
17. Out of frustration, he finally posted simply “i give up”. It turned out that Wilbur intended for us
to solve this clue and find the IFakier39715Poe twitter account well before the 5th video was
uploaded. (This is probably what Wilbur was referring to in Clue 16)
18. The IFakier39715Poe twitter account (@fakier39715poe), which was created on Jan. 31,
contains binary in the description. It translates to a Pastebin link with the text, “yes. it's
Wilbur. this isn't fake.”
19. The IFakier39715Poe twitter account tweeted several things. The first thing tweeted was simply
the message “it's happening soon”. The next tweet contains the final piece to the puzzle image.
It’s believed to say “kier son of i fakier”, and makes up the last part of the collage; the entire
collage when compiled results in this. Both tweets were posted well before the 5th video.
20. The next three tweets were tweeted at the time the 5th video uploaded. The three are videos and
images showing the detailed location of something Wilbur hid, with the text “prime meridian boat
place”. The third tweet is Wilbur pleading, “please find this” three times. After confirming with
Wilbur that he indeed wanted us to go (broken link), plans were set to retrieve the hidden item in
the morning.
21. Someone went to Greenwich, but, sadly we have been sabotaged. Wilbur's package has been
taken, and replaced with a dud. - This is known to be false, as the box was not sabotaged.
22. We finally realized that “Elle’s Lovely Three” is probably referring the three clues: I FAKIER,
39715 and Poe, which when combined was supposed to lead us to the IFakier39715poe twitter
account (or possibly another clue?). The story, supposedly written by R Fakier, may closely
mirror what happens in the ARG.
23. We have found the box - shown in the stream here (broken, reupload?). It’s a fisher box, with
more info to be given soon. The words “Dove Men Care” are written at the top.
24. Click here for images of the box and its contents. Credits: @Art_and_anarchy#6738
Transcript of the front message
QXF PBHYQ RHN?
YPRZ.
KRZ RDJAS KAG?
/J/xbhdrdas39715
The main message in the front is decoded to: (The numbers are for the cipher)
17 13 7
How could you?
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Jack.
23 11 14
How could you?
22 17 13 7 11 23 11 14 22
I knew this would happen yet it still hurts.
17 13 7 11 23
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It's not all about views.
11 14 22 17 13 7 11 23 11 14 22 17 13 7 11 23
Your cash cow has retired. Take me around back and put me out of my misery.
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17 13 7 11 23 11 14 22
/u/imsocold39715
Interestingly, the pattern above is relevant. The pattern “17 13 7 11 23 11 14 22” is how many
letter rotations forward in the alphabet to perform on each word (i.e. QXF rotated forward 17
times gives HOW, PBHYQ rotated 13 times gives COULD). Alternatively, we can rotate the
letters in each word backward and get a new pattern: “9 13 19 15 3 15 12 4”. These specific
numbers are notable because they translate to “imsocold”, a recurring theme in the ARG.
25. There is only one message under the account u/imsocold39715 so far: “I have been
devastated.”
26. The small message at the back corner which says:
LEl
WZX
fBi
mk
When put through coded programs to test capitalization and possible combinations of I’s, 1’s,
l’s, and !’s, and to test which combinations worked, we found the video MOV-39715, which
looks like Wilbur meeting Kai.
27. Early Tuesday morning (GMT), Wilbur posted this link in the Discord, before quickly deleting it. It
is a pastebin link that leads to the word “miserable.”.
28. Wilbur posted a new comment on Reddit which, when the lowercase letters are removed, says “I
THINK I'M DONE”.
29. Wilbur posted two new comments on Reddit, saying “IM BREAKING UP WITH HIM” and “ONE
MORE GEOCACHE” when the capitals are isolated. (A geocache is an item, typically a container
holding a number of other items, that has been hidden at a location whose coordinates have
been posted on the Internet)
Hey, Jack
Just wondering how you’re feeling.
Having a nice time with your current editor K**?
I’ve started being able to say his name without vomiting.
Is he better than me? Huh?
I hope you’re happy together this Valentines’ day. I’m just sat, alone, thinking of what
we used to be.
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Jack, I think I need to see other editors. It’s not you, it’s me. Look, it’s not working
out.
I’m gonna make sure this all ends with a bow on top.
You’ll be receiving a video from me in a few days.
All I wanted to do was edit bloODY MINECRAFT VIDEOS AND YOU PUT ME ON SOME QUOTE OF
EDITING MYSELF OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN. I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE.
NO MORE GEOCACHING
NO MORE LITTLE PUZZLES
I’M GONNA PUT IT ALL OUT IN THE OPEN
AWAIT MY CORRESPONDANCE
GLOWING REGards
Clues (Continued)
1. In the email you see ‘NO MORE GEOCACHING’ but a reddit post (Clue 29 Above) he said “ONE
MORE GEOCACHING” And the reddit post (4:44 am) has been later sent than the email (4:29
am) so we believe maybe we need find one more geocache but there are no clues for one yet.
2. Wilbur posted again to his Reddit, saying “ITS OVER”. He then corrected this, saying “*almost
over”. There was also another post on r/LincolnshirePoacher, saying “It's over”, with a picture of
an airplane window.
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Finale?
Seventh Video - The Final Editor Wilbur video
It starts off with a montage of the important things that have happened in the ARG, like the live stream of
the boxes at the coordinates and some of his videos. Then, begins Wilbur’s monologue. Wilbur says that
the Wilbur that makes clues and doesn’t know how to handle emotions is dead. When Wilbur was just
about to explain the story, Kai cuts in and gives him the warning to back away from his job.
A full transcript of the video can be found here
You’re not a Minecraft YouTuber anymore, Jack. You’re a YouTuber – Wilbur Soot
Clues
1. Within the last few seconds, “-5000 50 -500” flashes on the screen. That was coordinates for the
Skycade Minecraft Factions Server. Wilbur left signs there. Or you can look at this video.
(1) Hopefully, none of this get destroyed but I felt like this was
(2) my last attempt at talking to you before I change back into myself
(3) Thank you. Thank you for all you did
(4) For the communities and the debates
(5) The ARG is pretty simple if you look into it. Basically at the
(6) (This sign never existed)
(7) I hope that clears things up, Adios amigos.
In this video, Jack gets three of his former and current editors (Wilbur, Jack and Larry) to edit sections of
his video. For us, the most important section is that which Wilbur edited.
1. This frame was found at 9:05, and this at 4:54. When decoded from base 64, this becomes a
pastebin link made on May 18th (18/05), which leads to:
I bet in his section of the video he'll include some LE EBIC RANDOM MEMES! and stuff.
I bet he'll have the dude from Parks and Recreations throwing his monitor in the
trash like from that one gif.
Bet he'll include some Fortnite memes. Maybe a few "my name jeff"s thrown in for good
measure.
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Who does he think he is?
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I hope you're well and enjoying the videos I've produced thus far.
Speak to you soon
Merry Christmas
Fire Kai
Glowing Regards
Wilbur Soot
On Wed, Dec 19, 2018, at XX:XX, Jack Massey Welsh <jack@skycade.net> wrote:
Dearest Wilbur,
So great to hear from you again. I am excited to continue our new venture together,
I sense great things to come in our future.
As always, you will not be paid for your hard work.
Here is some more quality content for you to get your hands dirty with.
Once again, You have 24 hours. Do not disappoint me. If the video is not to my
liking, your pay will be cut (which means you will owe me money)
Glowing Regards,
Mr. Massey Welsh SucksAtLife
On Wed, Dec 14, 2018, at XX:XX, Jack Massey Welsh <jack@skycade.net> wrote:
Glorious. Your video will be released on the 16th of December. Jack
On Wed, Dec 12, 2018, at XX:XX, Jack Massey Welsh <jack@skycade.net> wrote:
Hello Wilbur.
Please see attached a video for you to edit: [video link here]
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One file is facecam, the other is game footage.
I expect very high-quality content.
You will not be paid.
You may not ask any follow-up questions.
You have 24 hours.
I look forward to hearing from you.
Glowing Regards.
Jack
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6. How does Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy fit in with the rest of the story and why does it exist.
○ In Wilbur's cut, certain lines were changed.
■ "And the brain I used to cultivate reveals my lovers were a lie" This line was cut to
be just "And the brain I used to vate--"
■ "The majesty of fantasy propels me from tragedy" protects was changed to
propels
■ "Normalities effect traject agony of rationality, which thankfully penetrates with no
avail to my unreality" was almost totally cut, and was just changed to "avail to my
unreality"
7. Where do Pacaburger Date Girl, Message For Mom, Bathroom Scene and H.264 Final fit within
the story?
8. Why did Wilbur make the weird video of him reviewing Jack’s subreddit (filled with “Only people
who are not JackSucksAtLife can see this meme”)? What does it mean? How did he get access
to edit the video in the first place?
9. At 0:34 of the video in which Wilbur becomes Jack's official editor, text flashes up on screen,
saying: “It all still happened”. We don’t yet know what this is.
10. What does the MOV-39175 video mean
11. What does “JackSucksAtBeingAFriend” mean to us (If it has any deeper meanings)
12. What does “I Have Been Devastated” mean
13. What does “miserable” refer to
14. Are Kai and Wilbur together behind the ARG?
15. What are I. Fakier and his son R. Fakier
16. The a0c mystery (likely the most important unsolved clue in the ARG): guide to pain and misery
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10. Mythical Sheep - I have a theory for Ellen’s Lovely Three. Pretty much, I found something out
that may link to it. Tell me if you think this might be a possibility: Edgar Allan Poe's wife was
Virginia Eliza Clemm. After she died, he was affected greatly and wrote three poems on dying
women, "Annabel Lee," "The Raven," and "Ligeia." We know Wilbur has already read "The
Raven" for the ARG, and Annabel Lee has "Elle" in it. It was also mentioned to me after stating
the above that Poe also speaks in “Annabel Lee”of wind “chilling and killing my Annabel Lee.”
This may also have to do with the recurring “I’m so cold.” Maybe "Ligeia" is an anagram or
another clue and these are Elle's Lovely Three
11. Mike Chamberlain - The Edgar Allan Poe poem was recited by an English teacher in the film
‘Premature’, which is of a teenage boy in a repeating day, a bit like groundhog day. Maybe this is
to do with him saying that it is cold and every day is the same, with his recurring words, “I’m so
cold”. Also, Edgar Allan Poe has a quote, “I became insane, with long intervals of horrible
sanity.”, which maybe wilbur is trying to use to say that he is going insane.
12. Kacey - I think the privately owned spiral galaxy isn't related to the story tbh, as it's filmed in the
place where he had no song for Jack. So presumably he sang that, was ashamed of it maybe
and said in the video that he had no song for jack and the reason it's only accessible through the
arg stuff is because a) the cover is kinda linked in that it was done because of the arg and b) if
he's ashamed he'd wanna hide it. He did say before that he doesn't like that recording of him
playing it all that much so. I don't think it's a clue, just his favourite song.
As much as I don't want to, I need to talk about it. It's a good video – it's really good. I really really like
a lot of the ideas put forward. There's a lot of new ideas in there; there's some ideas that I've
disproved and there's also a lot of ideas that I haven't said anything on that other people have
already talked about, but MattPat provides some really new ones. I really like it. I'm never gonna say
whether he's right or wrong — I'm sorry, but I'll say it's good. I will say one thing he got very very right
— people have spoken about it before but I like the way he put it — when he was talking about R
Fakier and I Fakier, and that part about you know he disappears once Wilbur's forgiven himself for
he's done wrong. You might even say that it's pretty damn correct.
Overall, MattPat’s video definitely sheds new light into the ARG, but even though it makes sense, it's still
just a theory that isn't explicitly backed up by the clues in the ARG nor confirmed by Wilbur himself. Note
that the Dissociative Identity Disorder (DID) theory employed by MattPat has been widely disputed as
many argue that Wilbur has disproved this theory in the past (evidence TBC).
Media
All images and videos are in order of occurrence above.
The following are listed in the order they were found. For the story, order see here
A playlist with all of Jack’s video about Wilbur can be found here
A video with all video and audio files spliced together can be found here. The
timestamps can be found in the video description.
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Possible Timeline/Order
Arrows (->) represent the belief that those clips take place directly after one another without any time
skips involved. Clips edited in this order can be found here (UPDATED 12-2-19)
1. Answering Machine From Clues 1 -> Pacaburger Date Girl 0:00
2. Answering Machine From Clues 2 -> Message For Mom 0:30
3. Christmas Day Email 1:12
4. Can you Hear Me Audio 2:00
5. Gift (first half) 2:45
6. Foundahutinhandcross.wav 4:00
7. Wilbur Joins the Chat 5:51
8. Please await my message clip 6:35
9. A Ramble 7:10
10. Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy & Gift (Second half) 8:58
11. I let a random guy edit this video 12:45
12. I let him edit another video here is what he sent back 14:13
13. Bathroom scene 14:44
14. The Editor Wilbur Conspiracy 15:15
15. MOV-39715 -> The Strangest Wilbur Video So Far 17:47
16. JackSucksAtLifeReddit H.264 - 17/01/19 - FINAL.mp4 18:00
17. Understanding your position as King 32:30
18. I'm Cold 34:30
Part I
1. I let a random guy edit this video
2. I let him edit another video.. this is what he sent back
3. /r/LincolnshirePoacher (Formerly named “clues”)
4. clues
5. a ramble
6. Mr. Jeeves searching for “a gift”
7. The note from Sonichu
8. The actual note Wilbur placed
9. foundinahutinhandcross.wav
10. Privately Owned Spiral Galaxy
11. The first part of the college
12. Untitled.wav
13. The second part of the collage
14. The third part of the college
15. The fourth part of the college
16. Untitled2.wav
17. Spectrogram
18. The collage combined
Part II
1. The Editor Wilbur Conspiracy
2. Wilbur’s post of Jack’s empty room
3. JackSucksAtLifeReddit H.264 - 17/01/19 - FINAL.mp4
4. R.Fakier on Reddit
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5. Messages from Jack and Wilbur (not conversing)
Part III
1. Wilbur Edited this video
2. understanding your new position as king
3. The weird picture of Jack
4. A0c6y9rcml25nb29nbu29t2pbv8xa90rprhplnx201ndhamvdmlldz91c39c2hhcmluw
5. I'm cold
6. The completed collage
7. The strangest Wilbur video so far
8. Wilbur Box
9. MOV-39715
I did *NOT* let Wilbur edit this video...
Other
1. Lincolnshire Poacher by The Spinners
2. The Lincolnshire Poacher interval code
3. Wilbur joining the Discord voice chat
Resources
● Wilbur ARG Map - A map that shows the locations we think which is relevant to the ARG.
However, most locations will not have physical clues, for example, the O2 Arena.
● TheRedditSummary - Has everything you need to know about Part I
Story based clips so far v4.0 - All story based video and audio clips but in what we believe to be
the right order
● /r/SootHouseClues - Subreddit for any clues or theories you may have
● ARG Discord Bot - Can encode/decode binary, morse, base64, anagrams and a bunch of other
stuff
● Spell Backwards - Backwards text decoder
● Base 64 Decode - Base64 Decoder
● Cryptii - Binary Decoder
● CyberChef - Good multipurpose decoder
● Text Tools - Morse Decoder
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● Peter-Eigenschink - Steganography Decode
● Spectrogram - Spectrogram maker
● Video downloader - Download YT video
● Letter Number Chipper - Letter to number converter and encoder
● Anagram-solver - Decode anagram for non-arg based words
● Morse Code Audio - Decode Morse code audio automatic to morse code/words (Can be used
only when there’s next to no background noise)
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