Using an alt account because of people trace this back to me my reelection

chances might get hurt.

I (74M) am finishing up my first term as President of the United States of
America. Let me tell you, America is an incredible country, probably one of
the best countries in the whole nation. As my reelection comes closer and
closer, my opponent Sleepy Joe has been leading in approval ratings, and I
began to get worried. Let me tell you, I am the best at being worried. Just
ask anybody in my administration, I get worried like no other president.
Anyways, I was considering putting Sleepy Joe to sleep for good, which I
think is a service not only to his family, but also the nation as a whole. I was
going to ask my good pal Putin to borrow some of that poison he’s using to
silence the libtards in his country. So Reddit, am I the asshole?
EDIT: I’m not Donald Trump.
EDIT 2: Stop saying I’m Donald Trump.
EDIT 3: Bitches I got the nuclear launch codes keep testing me and you
can say bye bye to the Caribbean’s.
EDIT 4: Adios Bahamas.