Sahih al Buhkari/al-Muslim, Unholy Quotes

1. The Savage Punishements

2.
3. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/36 The prophet Stoned a MOTHER and made her baby son orphan
4. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/17 The prophet said that the punishment for adultery is a
hundred lashes and stoning to death
5. http://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/3 The prophet Ordered to hit a drunk
6. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/55 A person who drank wine was brought to the prophet. He gave
him forty stripes with two lashes
7. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/79/15 The prophet threatens to pierce the eye of a man who was
looking inside his house
8. https://sunnah.com/muslim/38/58 The prophet said that if a person look into your house
without permission you can thrust a staff in his eyes
9. http://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/55 The prophet gave one-hundred lashes and exiled a man and
stoned a women for adultery
10. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/45 The Muslims stoned a man, the rocks hurt him so he flew,
but they caught him and stoned him to death
11. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/105 The prophet orders to lash the sex slave if she have sex
with other than her master
12. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/42 Ali stoned a women according to the example set by the
prophet
13. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/29 The prophet said that you must cut the hand of the thief
who stole an egg (but its ok for him to attack villages and steal them and turn their women
into sex slaves)
14. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/25 The prophet cut the hand of a man who stole 3 dirhams
15. http://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/53 The prophet stoned a man for adultery
16. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/45 The prophet stoned a man and his wife
17. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/3 The prophet said that the hand of a thief should be cut off
for a quarter of a dinar and upwards.
18. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/16 The prophet cut the hand of a woman when he conquered Mecca
19. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/75 A Muslim saw monkeys stoning a female monkey for illegal
sex so he stoned her too
20. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/100 The prophet punished some killers by cutting their hands
and feet and piercing their eyes and letting them die from thirst.
21. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/43 The prophet revived the practice of stonning and stonned a
jew
22.
23. Death Penalty for Apostates
24.
25. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/88/5 Ali Burned people Alive and said that the prophet ordered to
kill apostates
26. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/88/6 The muslims killed a man who left islam to judaisme
27. https://sunnah.com/muslim/28/34 The prophet said that you can kill the adulterer and the
apostate
28. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/66/82 The prophet ordered to kill the young apostates
29.
30. Terrorism
31.
32. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/186 The prophet said "I have been made victorious with terror"
33. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/8/44 The prophet said that he was ordered to fight people until
they become MUSLIMS (not because they fight against him or because they dont believe in God,
nope because they are not muslims)
34. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/34 The prophet said "That Paradise is under the shades of
swords"
35. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/8 The prophet took outpost outside villages, and if he didn't
hear the Call to Prayer he Invaded them
36. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/226 Who died without invading or thought about invading, died
the death of a hypocrite
37. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/90 The prophet said that who died without giving allegiance to
a Caliph, died a kaffir (A Caliph like Abu Bakr al Baghdadi)
38. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/88/5 Ali burned some people alive and said that the prophet
ordered to kill apostates
39. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/41/7 The prophet burned the palm trees of the Tribe Banu Nadir to
terrorise them (and people never burned Palm Trees because they were rare in the desert and
took years to grow, and all the community benefited from them)
40. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/87/53 No Muslim should be punished by death for killing a Kafir
41. https://sunnah.com/muslim/5/317 The prophet threatens to Burn the Houses of people not going
to pray in the mosque
42. https://sunnah.com/muslim/53/76 The prophet said "Allah commanded me to burn the Quraish"
43. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/58/10 The prophet ordered to turn out all the pagans from Arabia
44. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/208 The prophet encouraged a man to fight for him, then he sent
him to die immediately
45. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/221 The prophet authorise to attack villages, even if women
and children could be harmed in the attack
46. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/54 The prophet attacks a village, kill men, take female slaves,
and trade a girl for Muslim prisoners
47. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/181 The prophet attacked a village, killed the family of
Safiya and raped her in the same day
48. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/49/25 The prophet attacked people by surprise, killed the men and
took Juwayriya as a sex slave
49. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/79 The prophet killed the men of the Jewish tribe of Banu
Qorayza and distributed the children and women as sex slaves
50. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/100 The prophet punished some killers by cutting their hands
and feet and piercing their eyes and letting them die from thirst.
51. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/381 The prophet sent the Muslims to destroy a Yemeni Temple
and they killed anyone who resisted
52. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/133 The prophet used children as soldiers
53. https://sunnah.com/urn/178860 You are the best of peoples ever raised up for mankind because
you bring them with chains on their necks till they embrace Islam.
54. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/176 Who is Killed in Jihad have his sins erased
55. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/182 The best of people is the one who wage jihad with himself
and his money
56. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/175 Jihad raises you in the levels of paradise
57. https://sunnah.com/urn/42710 The people staying home are not equal to the Jihadis
58. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/6 The Jihadi is always winning, if he lives he get the spoil
of war, and if he dies he goes to Heaven
59. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/25/7 Jihad is the best thing after believing
60. http://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/1 The prophet took part in 19 attacks (the Muslims carried 80
other without him)
61.
62. Muhamed's Assassinations
63.
64. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/28/26 He ordered to Kill Ibn Khattal the day he invaded Mecca
65. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/238 The prophet sent the brother of Kaab Ibn Al Achraf to kill
him using Taqiya
66. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/232 The Muslims killed Abu Rafi while he was sleeping
67. https://sunnah.com/muslim/50/68 He tried to kill a man because he suspected that he slept
with his sex slave maria
68. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/83/40 The prophet tried to kill one of the chiefs ot the Khazraj
tribe (even if he was his ally)
69. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/257 He accuses a man of spying, and orders to kill him and
take his money
70. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/166 The prophet orders to Burn two people, then he asks to
kill them without burning
71.
72. Irrespect of Dead Bodies
73.
74. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/62/28 The Maximum he suffered from the quraysh is that a man
suffocated him with a piece of clothe
75. https://sunnah.com/muslim/53/93 Prophet took revenge and threw 24 corpses in a well after
the battle of Badr
76. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/58/27 When the muslims were pulling a big guy to throw him in the
well, he got dismembered
77. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/29 This well was dirty and the prophet spoke with the corpses
to humiliate them And in fact this practice is still applied today, the jihadi spoke with
the corpse of khaddafi when he died.
78. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/49 The Muslims strip the corpses from their money and the one
who killed the guy can get the money
79. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/23/102 After the battle of Uhud, the Prophet dug a huge hole and
buried the dead muslim fighters covered in blood without washing them or proper funerals
(the guys died fighting for him, but as narcissistic as he was, he treated them like some
kind of garbage, he was probably pretty angry for the defeat in the battle, someone who
treat his followers like that, what can you expect from him in dealing with his enemies)
80. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/50 He also allowed the killing of his uncle Abu Jahl and
allowed to his killer to strip him
81.
82. Grave Digging
83.
84. https://sunnah.com/muslim/51/2 The prophet was also into digging graves kind of shit , he
extracted a corpse from a grave , spit on him, and put his shirt on him (guess he liked the
guy)
85. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/61/124 This is the most disturbing case of grave digging ! A
Christian was composing the Quran for The prophet, and then he apostatised and died, and to
take revenge on him, the Muslims dug his grave and extracted him outside to let him rot in
the sun, and every time his friends bury him, the Muslims extract him again to let him rot.
86.
87. Muslims attacked people for Money
88.
89. https://sunnah.com/muslim/55/19 Muslims were hungry and naked, then they became governors
after conquering others
90. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/280 "We did not eat our fill except after we had conquered
Khaibar"
91. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/70/60 Abu Hurayra followed the prophet to fill his belly
92. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/24/60 Abu Bakr fought the arabs in the Apostasy wars because they
didnt want to give him Money
93. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/46 The prophet takes 20% of war booty
94. https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/23 The prophet takes 20% even if he didnt participate in the
battle (70 attacks were carried without him)
95. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/57/31 The prophet said "Booty has been made legal for me"
96. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/37 Booty is for the prophet and he didnt like to give even a
sword from it
97. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/57/62 "In our holy battles, we used to get honey and grapes, as
war booty which we would eat"
98. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/236 The muslims were afflicted with severe hunger then when
they took Khaibar, they made huge fires to eat the meat of the Booty
99. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/272 A black slave died and the prophet said that he will be
burned because he took a sheet of cloth from the booty
100. https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/80 The prophet bribe the polytheists with 300 camels
from war booty to attract them to Islam
101. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/78/189 The prophet was distributing war booty and man
said to him : "O Allah's Messenger ! Act justly."
102. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/49 The muslim who killed a Kaffir have the right to
strip him from his money
103. http://sunnah.com/muslim/32/56 The prophet chased the jewish tribe of Banu Nadir,
and he personnaly took 100% of their money, and it was sufficient for the spendings of a
year
104.
105. The slaves of the prophet
106.
107. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/105 The prophet had a black female slave preparing
wine for him
108. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/95/17 He had a black slave
109. https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/94 He had a black slave called Anjasha
110. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/272 He had a black slave called Mid'am , he has been
killed and the prophet said that he will be tortured because he took a sheet of cloth from
the booty. The man gave his life, but for the prophet, he was just a subhuman black slave
whose life is worth less than a sheet.
111. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/377 But what happens when it’s his cousin who takes a
slave girl from the booty ? The companions disapproved of that but, the prophet encouraged
him, looks like his cousin is worth a lot more than the black Mid'am.
112. https://sunnah.com/muslim/22/152 Black slaves are worth half of the others, he
bought a slave for two black slaves from his apparently big stock of black slaves.
113. https://sunnah.com/muslim/50/68 The prophet had a slave girl (named Maria)
114. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/49/25 The prophet attacked people by surprise, killed
the men and took Juwayriya as a sex slave
115. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/181 The prophet killed the family of Safiya and raped
her in the same day
116. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/79 The prophet killed the men of the Jewish tribe of
Banu Qorayza and distributed the children and women as sex slaves
117. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/54 The prophet attacks a village, kill men, take
female slaves, and trade a girl for Muslim prisoners
118. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/70/61 The prophet had a slave Tailor
119.
120. Slave treatment in islam
121.
122. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/41 The prophet gave permission to rape the captured
married sex slaves, even if their husbands are alive and even if his companions found this
immoral even by their savage standards.
123. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/182 The prophet advise to ejaculate in the raped
slave girls even if his gang didn’t want to
124. https://sunnah.com/muslim/16/159 The sex slaves eventually got pregnant from such
treatment, and they were used as maids.
125. https://sunnah.com/urn/1268350 But even if your sex slave gets pregnant and becomes
mother, you can sell her, so that other Muslims could enjoy her body.
126. https://sunnah.com/urn/178860 The Muslims used chains on the neck to transport
slaves
127. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/105 The prophet orders to lash the sex slave if she
have sex with other than her master, and sell her even for a rope if she do it three times.
128. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/44/6 A man freed a slave, but the prophet canceled his
freedom, took back the slave and sold him
129. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/51/26 The prophet advise to give the slaves to family
members than to free them
130. https://sunnah.com/muslim/27/83 A man free 6 slaves, and the prophet keep 4 in
slavery
131.
132. Muslims practiced slavery even between Themselves
133.
134. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/49/32 The Muslim slave have a double reward
135. https://sunnah.com/muslim/12/105 The Muslim slave can give charity from the money
of his master
136. https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/134 If the Muslims slave flee his master, he is a
Kaffir until he gets back
137. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/219 People will enter heaven in the chains
138.
139. Hatred of Jews, Christians and Polytheists
140.
141. https://sunnah.com/muslim/52/14 Less than 10 jewish scholars followed the prophet
142. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/8/50 The prophet changed the direction of prayer from
jerusalem to mecca (he was at medina, did it when the jews didnt want to follow him)
143. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/58/9 The prophet threatens to turn out jews if they dont
become muslims
144. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/75 The prophet want to drive out the jews and
christians from Arabia
145. https://sunnah.com/muslim/39/16 If you meet jews and christians, dont be the first
to say hello, and drive them to the narrow part of the road
146. https://sunnah.com/muslim/5/26 The prophet Curses the jews and chtistians because
they worship the graves of their prophets
147. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/23/128 The prophet heard a sound and said that jews are
tortured in their tomb
148. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/140 The prophet said that Plague was a means of
torture sent on a group of jews
149. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/72 The prophet said : "Were it not for Bani Israel,
meat would not decay"
150. https://sunnah.com/muslim/34/72 The prophet said that some jews were distorded and
turned into lizards (the beginning of the reptilian theory)
151. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/113 Thet prophet said that Some jews were turned into
rats and the proof, is that rats dont like the milk of camel but they like the milk of
sheeps
152. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/155 At the end of time 70.000 jews will follow the
antichrist
153. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/76 The prophet said that the jews changed the words
of god, and entered the city crawling on their buttocks
154. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/105 At the end of time, rocks and trees will talk and
they will say to muslims : "there is a Jew behind me; come and kill him"
155. https://sunnah.com/muslim/50/60 At the day of judgement, muslims will come with
sins like mountains, but Allah will put those sins in the account of jews and christians
156. https://sunnah.com/muslim/50/58 At the day of judgement, every muslim will have a
jew or christian who will replace him in hell
157. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/88/6 The muslims killed a jew who turned back to
judaisme
158. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/45 The prophet stoned a jew and his wife
159. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/77 The prophet fought all the jewish tribes and
turned them out, but in Banu Qorayza, he killed the men and enslaved the families
160. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/79 The prophet killed the men and distributed the
children and women of the jewish tribe of Banu Qrayza
161. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/41/7 The prophet burned the palm trees of the jewish
tribe of Banu Nadir to terrorise them (and arabs never burnt trees because they were rare in
the desert)
162. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/238 The prophet sent the brother of the jew Kaab ibn
al Ashraf to kill him using islamic deception
163. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/232 Muslims assassinated the jew Abu Rafii while he
was sleeping
164. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/61/124 A christian who was composing the quran for
Muhamed apostatised and died, and every time his friends bury him, they found that someone
extracted him from his grave and let him to rot in the sun, the concluded that it was the
muslims who took revenge
165. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/181 The prophet attacked the jewish tribe of Khaibar,
killed the family of the jewess safiya then raped her in the same day
166. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/135 Some israelites were destroyed because their
women used hair extension
167. https://sunnah.com/muslim/46/37 The prophet said that everyone is born upon fitra
(islam), but its his parents who make him jew or christian or polytheist
168.
169. Hygien in the Hadith
170.
171. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/7 The prophet had lice in his head
172. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/9 The prophet advise to drink camel urine
173. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/6/8 The prophet had sex during menstrual period
174. https://sunnah.com/muslim/3/30 He had sex with nine wives using one bath only
175. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/99 His clothes were always covered with cum
176. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/96 The child aisha always cleaned the cum from his
clothes
177. https://sunnah.com/muslim/38/32 The prophet spat in the mouth of a child
178. https://sunnah.com/muslim/39/92 You must spit three times if you forget quran
during prayer
179. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/8/61 This leads to mosques full of spit
180. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/40 Dogs urinated in the mosque
181. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/54/19 The companions washed their faces with the spit of
the prophet
182. https://sunnah.com/muslim/15/347 You must use an odd number of stones to wipe your
ass
183. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/70/85 You must lick or get someone to lick your fingers
when you finish eating
184. https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/113 Companions used the sweat of the prophet as
perfume
185. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/126 If a fly fall in your glass just sink it more
186. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/153 You must not drink while standing and if you do it
you must vomit
187. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/91/5 You must spit three times if you see a bad dream
188.
189. Muhamed the Coward Prophet
190.
191. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/123 The prophet didn't have the courage to fight the
polytheistes at Uhud, he pushed seven of his companions to protect and die for him
192. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/2/29 The prophet encouraged his companions to fight and
die for him, but he kept finding pretexts to not take part in battles
193. https://sunnah.com/muslim/9/17 He fears cloud and wind
194. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/16/18 He fears eclipses
195.
196. Muhamed's scientific wisdom
197.
198. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/70 You know why we have 4 seasons ? Its because Hell
changes its temperature ! Yup mindblowing !
199. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/9/15 You know why we have hot weather ? It's because of
the raging of the Hellfire ! Yup, it's so hot that it reaches us !
200. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/74 Fever comes from the heat of Hellfire !
201. https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/306 You know where the sun goes every night? It goes to
prostrate under the throne of god ! Yup, and it comes back in the morning !
202. https://sunnah.com/muslim/52/10 Earth was created in a week, and trees existed
before light !
203. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/16/9 Eclipses are a sign to frighten the believers
204. https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/194 You know why babies cry ? Its because satan pricks
them !
205. https://sunnah.com/muslim/3/32 The vaginal lubrication at the orgasm is the main
reason why the child resembles his mother.
206. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/54 The black spots on the skin come from the evil eye
!
207. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/91 Seven dates eaten in the morning immunise against
the poison that day !
208. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/11 Black cumin can heal every disease except death
209. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/246 The unbelievers eat in seven intestines !
210. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/15/34 No one knows when it will rain or the sex of the
baby before birth ! Yup meteorology and medical sciences are a lie !
211. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/179 The spinal bone is never consumed by earth !
212. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/126 If a fly falls in your glass, just sink it in,
for there is a disease under a wing, and a cure under the other wing.
213. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/1 Adam was 60 cubits tall, and people have been
decreasing in stature since Adam's creation !
214. https://sunnah.com/muslim/12/67 The prophet said that there's 360 joints in the
body of a man
215. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/28 The prophet said that truffle cure eye diseases
216. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/116 The prophet said : "Kill the snake with two white
lines on its back, for it blinds the on-looker and causes abortion."
217.
218. The Apocalypse already past for 1300 years
219.
220. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/3/58 The prophet said : "Do you realize (the importance
of) this night?" Nobody present on the surface of the earth tonight will be living after the
completion of one hundred years from this night."
221. https://sunnah.com/muslim/44/314 Companions asked about the Last Hour, so the
prophet said : "There would be none amongst the created beings living on the earth (who
would survive this century)"
222. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/78/193 The prophet said : "If this (slave) should live
long, he will not reach the geriatric old age, but the Hour will be established."
223. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/172 Arabs came to the prophet and asked about the Last
Hour. He looked towards the youngest amongst them and said: "If he lives he would not grow
very old that he would find your Last Hour coming to you"
224. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/16/18 When the prophet saw an Eclipse he tought that it
was the Apocalypse !
225. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/9/77 All the companions were asking about the Last Hour,
and the prophet was responding about the last Hour and all the companions understood that
the last hour will be established in less than a century, but Later, when the Hour didnt
come, and even its signs didnt appear, Abdullah the Son of the second calif Umar who is from
the second generation, tried to damage control and said that in fact the prophet didnt mean
the day of judgement like everyone understood, he was just talking about his companions.
Classic damage control.
226. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/26 The barrier of Gog And Magog is already pierced
for 1400 years now, we're still waiting for them
227. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/169 The prophet said : "By Him in Whose Hands my soul
is, son of Mary will shortly descend amongst you"
228. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/92/63 The Hour will come and people of the Tribe of Daus
will still be turning around a temple in Yemen (a tribe and a temple that doesnt even exist
anymore)
229. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/81/93 The prophet said that he was sent close to the
Hour
230. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/262 Even the Antichrist appeared in the time of the
Prophet, he was suspecting the boy Ibn Saiyad to be the Antichrist, so the prophet spied on
him !
231. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/261 The prophet tried to test Ibn Saiyad, he tought
about someting and asked Ibn Saiyad to read the secret in his mind, because only the
Antichrist could read minds, but Ibn Saiyad trolled him with a bad word, and Umar threatened
to chop off his head, he threatened to chop off the head of A BOY ! Just so that you know
what kind of people followed Muhamed.
232. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/127 This is in fact a double FAIL, because the prophet
who is showing people how to recognise the Antichrist, couldnt himself recognise him !
233.
234. Muhamed's Bad Ending
235.
236. https://sunnah.com/muslim/10/25 At the end of his life, The prophet lost his only
son Ibrahim at a young age
237. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/450 The prophet died because of a poison he ate at
Khaibar
238. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/75/6 The prophet suffered so Much because of that poison
239. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/89 The Jews who poisoned him said "We intended to
learn if you were a liar in which case we would be relieved from you, and if you were a
prophet then it would not harm you." FAIIIIL
240. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/87/36 When he was sick, he didn't trust his companions
anymore and was afraid they might poison him
241. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/57/2 His daughter Fatima died six months after him and
was forbidden from her inheritance by the calif Abu Bakr
242. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/51/22 He couldnt walk anymore, they carried him
243. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/58/10 His companions didnt let him write his testament
244. https://sunnah.com/muslim/11/134 The prophet never forgave his mother
245. https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/423 His uncle Abu Talib who took care of him when his
parents died, will get his brain boiling in hell
246. https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/408 His father will go to hell
247. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/39 Abu Lahab freed Tuwayba to suckle him when he was
a baby, but he's going to hell
248. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/50 He killed his Uncle Abu Jahl
249. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/450 He had his aorta severed, exactly how God Told
him in the Quran (sura 69) if he falsified anything
250.
251. The Pagan Flavor of Pilgrimage
252.
253. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/401 The arabs worshipped stones before islam
254. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/73 The arabs ran between safa and marwa before islam
255. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/25/83 Umar felt that kissing the Black stone was a Pagan
practice
256. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/25/146 The Arabs turned naked around the Kaaba before
islam
257. https://sunnah.com/urn/41860 The arabs fasted the day of Ashura before islam
258. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/25/50 The little pilgrimage existed before Islam
259. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/25/129 Some companions hated the rituals of Safa and
Marwa because they knew it was pagan
260. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/8/50 The Kaaba was not important at the beginning of
islam, it was only at medina, when jews refused to follow him, that the prophet changed the
direction of prayer from jerusalem to the Kaaba
261.
262. The Lost Quran verses
263.
264. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/66/8 After the death of the prophet, A large number of
people memorising the quran died before its writing down
265. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/66/62 The prophet himself used to forget the Quran
266. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/93/53 The prophet never attempted to write down the
Quran
267. https://sunnah.com/urn/43560 When they wrote down the quran, some verses were found
with one person only
268. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/30 The verses of adult suckling were lost after the
death of the Prophet
269. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/21 The verses of stoning were lost after the death of
the prophet
270. https://sunnah.com/muslim/12/156 Two Entire Long chapters were lost !
271. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/66/9 Uthman burned all the original qurans
272.
273. Allah the Man God
274.
275. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/65 At the day of judgement, people will not recognise
Allah, and he will show them his Shin so that they can recognise him. (Now how could this
happen ? Allah must show his Shin to be recognised ? Doesn't he have some Divine
recognizable form ? Has he just a normal human form so that you can confound him with a
simple man and not recognise him ?)
276. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/14 Allah will cover Hell with his FOOT
277. https://sunnah.com/muslim/52/7 Allah has a right HAND
278. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/40 Allah has a second HAND
279. https://sunnah.com/urn/181470 Allah has five FINGERS
280. https://sunnah.com/muslim/6/201 Allah gets down every night to the lowest Heaven
281. https://sunnah.com/muslim/45/152 When you fight dont hit the face, for Allah
created Adam in his image
282. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/79/1 Allah Created Adam in his image
283. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/36 The difference between Allah and the Antichrist is
just the right eye
284. https://sunnah.com/urn/45090 Allah created His creation, and when He had finished
it, the womb, got up and caught hold of Allah
285. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/42 Allah smiles
286. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/219 Allah wonders
287. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/52/35 Allah gets angry
288. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/55 The Throne is supported by pillars
289. https://sunnah.com/muslim/44/176 The Throne of God shake at the death of Men
290. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/33 Allah has got a Book that he keeps with him in the
Throne
291. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/169 Allah listens to Quran
292. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/181 Allah repeats sentences three times like Muhamed
293. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/23/149 Allah answers the insults of Abu Lahab, with
another insult
294.
295. Inferiority of Women :
296.
297. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/92/50 Never will succeed a nation with a female leader
(hello UK and Germany)
298. https://sunnah.com/muslim/44/102 A lot of men achieved perfection, but only two
women did
299. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/6/9 Hell is full of women and they're deficient in
intelligence and religion
300. https://sunnah.com/muslim/49/6 Women are a minority in paradise
301. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/130 The majority of people entering hell are women
302. https://sunnah.com/muslim/49/9 The prophet said "I have not left after me any
turmoil more injurious to men than the harm done to the men because of women.
303. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/127 The angels curse a woman who refuses to sleep
with her husband
304. https://sunnah.com/muslim/52/64 The jealousy of women is from satan
305. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/77/42 Muslims hit their wives so bad that their skin
turned green, and Aisha said "I have not seen any woman suffering as much as the believing
women."
306. https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/299 The prophet said that prayer is cut off by the
passing of an ass, woman, and black Dog
307. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/119 The prophet said that the woman is like a rib
(not straight)
308. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/32 The prophet said : "If there is evil omen in
anything, it is in the house, the woman and the horse."
309.
310. The women used as slaves :
311.
312. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/51/26 The prophet prefers to give a female slave to
family than to free her
313. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/105 The prophet had a black female slave preparing
wine for him
314. https://sunnah.com/urn/1268350 Muslims used to sell the mothers of their children
315. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/377 Ali had sex with a female slave from the share of
the prophet, some companions disapproved of this but the prophet encouraged him
316. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/182 The prophet advises to ejaculate inside the
captured sex slaves
317. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/41 The prophet gave permission to rape married sex
slaves
318. https://sunnah.com/muslim/16/159 Female slaves were raped impregnated and used as
maids
319.
320. The Tortured Women :
321.
322. https://sunnah.com/abudawud/40/11 A blind killed the mother of his children because
she used to insult the prophet, and he was ok with that
323. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/16 The prophet cut the hand of a woman when he
conquered Mecca
324. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/36 The prophet Stoned a MOTHER and made her baby son
orphan
325. http://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/55 The prophet gave one-hundred lashes to a man and
stoned a woman for adultery
326. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/105 The prophet orders to lash the sex slave if she
have sex with other than her master
327. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/42 Ali stoned a woman, according to the example set
by the prophet
328. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/48 The prophet stoned a jew and his wife, the man
tried to shield his wife from the rocks
329.
330. Immoral decisions concerning Women :
331.
332. https://sunnah.com/muslim/16/10 The prophet was sexualy aroused by a women who
walked in front of him so he went to his wife Zainab to satisfy hist lust then he told his
followers about it
333. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/5/21 The prophet used to have sex with nine wives in the
same night
334. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/12 Umar spied on the women when they went to the
bathroom in the desert and forced Allah to send the verse of the Hijab
335. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/5 A Muslim proposes to give his wife to another
336. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/33 The prophet advise a women to suckle a man
337. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/55 The prophet authorise prostitution under the cover
of "temporary marriage"
338. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/68/11 The three times divorced women should not return
to her husband before she sleep with another
339. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/106 The prophet took his adopted son's wife
340. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/68/5 The prophet said to a girl accompanied with her wet
nurse : "Give me yourself as a gift", when she refused he raised his hand and she said "I
seek refuge with Allah from you"
341. https://sunnah.com/urn/42940 To satisfy his lustful soldiers, the prophet
authorised prostitution under the cover of temporary marriage
342. https://sunnah.com/muslim/18/8 A man divorced his wife while in menstruation
period, so the prophet told him not to divorce her until she is pure or pregnant
343.
344. Women's freedom reduced :
345.
346. https://sunnah.com/muslim/3/107 He speaks about excised women as if it was a normal
practice
347. https://sunnah.com/urn/44370 The beginning of face cover for women
348. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/139 The prophet forbade Artificial hair even for
women whose hair have fallen
349. https://sunnah.com/muslim/37/181 The prophet forbade for women to remove hair from
their face or to use tattoo
350. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/89/7 The silence of the girl is her consent for marriage
351. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/46/29 Before islam, the ansari women had the upper hand
in the couple
352.
353. Pedophilia :
354.
355. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/122 He married a six year old girl and consummated
the marriage at nine
356. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/19 The father of Aisha was shocked when the prophet
asked her hand
357. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/16 The prophet dreamed about Aisha when she was still
a baby
358. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/71 The prophet preferred little virgins
359. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/78/157 Aisha was still playing with dolls (and dolls are
forbidden for pubescent girls)
360.
361. Women victims of Muslim Wars :
362.
363. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/49/25 The prophet attacked people by surprise, killed
the men and took Juwayriya as a sex slave
364. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/79 The prophet killed the men of the Jewish tribe of
Banu Qorayza and distributed the children and women as sex slaves
365. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/221 The prophet authorise to attack villages, even if
women and children could be harmed in the attack
366. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/54 The prophet attacks a village, kill men, take
female slaves, and trade a girl for Muslim prisoners
367. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/34/181 The prophet killed the family of Safiya and raped
her in the same day
368.
369. Hypocrisy of the Prophet
370.
371. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/208 https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/123 The prophet
encouraged people to die in combat
372. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/2/29 But he didnt participate in combat himself
373. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/64 He forbade sex outside marriage, but it was Ok for
him to fuck as much women as he wanted, as much wives, sex slaves, and all the women who
wanted to, so Aisha said to Him : "It seems to me that your Lord hastens to satisfy your
desire"
374. https://sunnah.com/urn/42940 Prostitution is illegal, but temporary marriage is
legal
375. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/47 The prophet modified the quran based on
circumstances, he gave a verse about jihad, then when a blind guy said to him that he cant
do jihad, he modified the verse
376. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/377 When ali had sex (raped) a slave girl from the
Booty, the companions didnt like it but the prophet was Ok with that and defended him
377. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/272 But when a Black slave took a piece of clothe
from the booty, The prophet said that he will burn for it
378. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/48 The prophet recognise the authority of the Torah
and use it to condemn a man and his wife to stonning
379. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/46/29 His wife Hafsa caught him having sex with Maria
the sex slave on her own bed, so she forced him to swear that he will never touch maria
again and he swore. Fortunatly, Allah, his personal Pimp, came with a verse to cancel this
and give him the right to fuck Maria.
380. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/29 The hand of the thief must be cut for an egg , but
it was Ok for the prophet to attack villages and steal everything they've had
381. http://sunnah.com/muslim/32/56 The money he stole from Banu Nadir was sufficiant
for a year
382. https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/80 The prophet bribed people to attract them to islam
383. https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/186 The prophet gave false advises in agriculture then
recognised that he dont know much in the matter of this life, this didnt prevent him later
from giving tons of false advises.
384. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/33 The prophet gave a false advise concerning a
stomach medecine, and when they told him that his medecine is wrong and worsened the case,
he said that the medecine is good but the stomach has lied.
385. https://sunnah.com/abudawud/1/66 He advised his companions to make ablutions in a
stinking well full of dead dogs, and menstrual blood.
386. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/52/25 When Aisha was accused of Adultery, God had to
wait a month before sending a verse to innocent her, God didnt know if she was innocent, he
had to wait and see if she will have her period or no.
387. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/33 He advise women to perform adult suckling even with
grown ups
388. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/52/11 But when it's Aisha who is using adult suckling,
he didnt like it and said that adult suckling is for children only
389. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/17/5 At the satanic verses episode, he recognised the
deities of the polytheists, so they prostrated with him
390. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/163 The prophet had tons of wives, and even the quran
give the right for 4 wives, but when Ali tried to take a second wife, the prophet didnt want
to, because he knew that it will hurt his daughter, so he was aware that polygamy hurted
women.
391. https://sunnah.com/muslim/29/16 The day he conquered Mecca, he gave orders to cut
the hand of a Women who stole something
392. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/64/368 But in the same day, Khalid Ibn Al Waiid Killed
an entire village and killed even the captifs, and the prophet didnt do anything
393. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/53/9 The prophet could read and write, he wrote in the
day of Hudaybiya
394. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/52/26 Praising is like cutting neck of a person
395. https://sunnah.com/muslim/55/88 You must throw dust in the face if someone praises
another, but the prophet liked beign praised and even praised some companions
396.
397. Epileptic Prophet ?
398.
399. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/91/1 At first, the revelation was in the form of lucid
dreams
400. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/91/61 He sees extremely violent lucid dreams of angels
smashing the head of people and removing the skin from their faces
401. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/7 He starts having a lucid dream while a women is
removing lice from his head, he took it for a revelation
402. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/113 He had a lucid dream where he flew to the seventh
heaven on a flying donkey and met prophets, he really believed it
403. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/92/11 Lucid dream where he saw that the gate of Gog and
Magog have been pierced, he took it seriously as a revelation and a true event
404. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/91/1 The prophet tried to commit suicide by throwing
himself from the top of a Mountain
405. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/28 The prophet was the only one hallucinating
Gabriel, the others present couldnt see him
406. https://sunnah.com/muslim/11/132 The prophet is the only one hearing Gabriel
407. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/21/14 The prophet hallucinates that he had a fight with
a demon trying to stop his prayer
408. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/76/79 The prophet hallucinate having sex with his wives,
but it wasnt true
409. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/78/238 The prophet hallucinate Gabriel sitting on a
throne between the sky and the earth
410. https://sunnah.com/urn/45340 The prophet hallucinates Gabriel with 600 wings
411. https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/169 The prophet hallucinates that he had met Jinns and
that he read Quran to them
412. https://sunnah.com/urn/46060 While getting the revelation , he moves his lips
unvoluntarily
413. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/55 The prophet fell unconscious on the ground with
his eyes open
414. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/77/175 The prophet hates colored pictures, because the
images keep coming in his mind and he cant control this, like some form of shcyzofrenia
415. https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/319 He Hallucinates that two men in white came, opened
his abdomen and washed his heart
416. https://sunnah.com/muslim/15/8 He receives revelation while covered and producing a
sound of Camel
417. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/1/2 The revelation comes to him like the sound of a Bell
(and the Bell is the tool of satan), and sweat drips from his head
418.
419. Art is Forbidden
420.
421. https://sunnah.com/muslim/41/11 Games like Chess are detestable
422. https://sunnah.com/muslim/37/159 The bell is the tool of Satan
423. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/74/16 People who make music will be turned to pigs and
swine
424. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/128 Angels dont enter in a house where we find a dog
or a picture
425. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/51/46 The prophet refused to enter a house where there's
a colored picture
426. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/77/173 He who draws pictures of living creatures will be
tortured in hell
427.
428. Some Bad Manners in the Hadith
429.
430. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/5/21 The prophet had sex with nine wives in the same
night
431. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/54/19 Abu Bakr insulted a guy by saying "Go suck the
clitoris of al-Lat!" , sunnah.com was ashamed and didnt add it in the english translation !
432. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/86/53 In here the prophet is saying "Did you FUCK her",
he is using slander in arabic, they didnt want to translate it.
433. https://sunnah.com/muslim/44/189 Abu Darr say to two women to fuck their god
statues with a wooden dildo
434. https://sunnah.com/muslim/45/112 Again, the hadith says that the prophet is
insulting and cursing, they're not translating it properly
435. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/12 Umar spied on the women of the prophet at night
when they went to the toilet in the desert
436. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/5 The prophet created friendship between
437. https://sunnah.com/muslim/17/33 The prophet advise a women to suckle a man
438. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/55 The prophet authorise prostitution under the cover
of "temporary marriage"
439. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/68/11 The three times divorced women should not return
to her husband before she sleep with another
440. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/67/106 The prophet married his adoptif son's wife
441. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/31/3 Umar invented the Tarawih prayer
442. http://sunnah.com/bukhari/57/1 Hamza was drunk, he killed camels that didnt belong
to him and said to the prophet "you're a slave to my father"
443. https://sunnah.com/muslim/44/112 Aisha gets jealous and curses khadija
444. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/68/5 The prophet said to a girl accompanied with her wet
nurse : "Give me yourself as a gift", when she refused he raised his hand and she said "I
seek refuge with Allah from you"
445. https://sunnah.com/urn/42940 To satisfy his lustful soldiers, the prophet
authorised prostitution under the cover of temporary marriage
446. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/49 Zaynab is happy to marry the adoptif father of her
husband
447. https://sunnah.com/muslim/3/50 Aisha took a bath and only a curtain was separating
her from her foster brother
448. https://sunnah.com/muslim/16/105 After the verse giving him the permission to marry
her, the prophet entered upon her without permission
449. https://sunnah.com/muslim/44/40 The prophet talked to people while naked only
dressed with the sheet of aisha
450.
451. FAIRY TALES
452.
453. Stories of prophets
454.
455. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/5/30 In this glorious hadith, The prophet is talking to
us about the story of the Jews, they took baths totally naked looking at each other, except
Moses who was shy, he took his bath alone, so the jews started laughing at him saying that
he didn't took his bath with them because he had scrotal hernia. Then one day while he was
taking a bath he put his clothes on a stone.....And THAT STONE, took his clothes and ran !
Then Moses followed the stone totally naked and when he caught it he started beating it, and
if you go visit it, you ll find the marks of beating.
456. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/138 The prophet said "While a man was driving a cow,
he suddenly rode over it and beat it. The cow said, "We have not been created for this, but
we have been created for sloughing." On that the people said astonishingly, "Glorified be
Allah! A cow speaks!" The Prophet said, "I believe this, and Abu Bakr and Umar too. While a
person was amongst his sheep, a wolf attacked and took one of the sheep. The man chased the
wolf till he saved it from the wolf, where upon the wolf said, "You have saved it from me;
but who will guard it on the day of the wild beasts when there will be no shepherd to guard
 them except me? " The people said surprisingly, "Glorified be Allah! A wolf speaks!" The
Prophet said, "But I believe this, and Abu Bakr and Umar too
457. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/23/95 The angel of death was sent to Moses and when he
went to him, Moses slapped him severely, spoiling one of his eyes. (poor little angel)
458. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/39 The prophet said that Salamander should be killed,
because when Abraham was thrown in the fire by Nimrod, the salamander was blowing fire on
him to make it hotter.
459. https://sunnah.com/muslim/39/198 Who killed a lizard from the first strike have 100
good points
460. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/56/35 The prophet said the Solomon had sex with 100
wives in the same night (mo tried to do like him by having sex with nine wives in the same
night)
461. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/57/33 Mo said that a prophet asked god to stop the Sun
in the Sky, and he did it for him
462. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/3/64 The story of Moses and The Khidr
463. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/37/3 The Prophet said : "Allah did not send any prophet
but shepherded sheep."
464. https://sunnah.com/muslim/50/55 The story of the Man who killed 99 guys but went to
Heaven because the angels made a strange calculation
465.
466. God and Magog and The Antichrist :
467.
468. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/149 The story of the Antichrist and the Beast found on
an Island while the prophet was Alive
469. https://sunnah.com/ibnmajah/36/155 The gog and Magog are digging trying to pierce
the barrier constructed by dhul Qarnayn, but every night the sleep and they forget to say
"If Allah wills", thats why everytime they must start all over again
470. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/140 The Antichrist can tear people into pieces and
make them back to normal again
471.
472. Heaven, Hell and Judgement :
473.
474. https://sunnah.com/muslim/32/18 On the Day of Judgment there will be a flag fixed
behind the buttocks of every person guilty of the breach of faith.
475. https://sunnah.com/muslim/53/55 The distance of the two shoulders of the non-
believer in Hell will be a three-day journey for a swift rider.
476. https://sunnah.com/muslim/52/41 People will be crawling on their faces on the day
of judgement
477. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/60/28 From every 1000, one person only will go to heaven
478. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/78/219 There are wet nurses in paradise
479. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/81/95 The sun will rise from the west at the day of
judgement
480. https://sunnah.com/urn/178070 The first meal of the people of Paradise, will be the
caudite lobe of the fish liver
481. https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/181 Jihadis will become green birds in heaven
482. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/31 Not washing heels correctl during ablution is a
reason to go to hell
483. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/4/84 Urine that touches while peeing you is one of the
reasons of torture in the tombe, and puting palm leafs on the tomb of the dead can lessen
the torture
484. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/81/161 The story of the sirat bridge that muslims travel
to go to paradise
485. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/144 The prophet said that looking at the sky while
praying can turn you blind
486. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/112 The Prophet said, "Straighten your rows (during
prayer) or Allah will alter your faces."
487. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/86 The Prophet said : "Isn't he who raises his head
before the Imam afraid that Allah may transform his head into that of a donkey or his figure
into that of a donkey?"
488. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/77 The man who will have his intertines out in hell
and will turn like a donkey around a milstone
489.
490. Flat Earth :
491.
492. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/81/109 The Prophet said : "The earth will be a bread on
the Day of Resurrection, and Allah will topple turn it with His Hand like anyone of you
 topple turns a bread with his hands while (preparing the bread) for a journey, and that
bread will be the entertainment for the people of Paradise."
493. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/24 "Allah drew the ends of the world near one another
for my sake. And I have seen its eastern and western ends. And the dominion of my Ummah
would reach those ends which have been drawn near me"
494. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/10 Every night, The sun prostrate under the throne of
God
495.
496. Talking objects :
497.
498. https://sunnah.com/muslim/54/105 Stones and trees will talk at the end of time and
they will tell the muslims about Jews hiding behind them
499. https://sunnah.com/tirmidhi/33/24 The prophet said : "By the One in Whose Hand is
my soul! The Hour will not be established until predators speak to people and until the tip
of a man's whip and the straps on his sandal speak to him, and his thigh informs him of what
occurred with his family after him."
500.
501. Fairy Tales About Satan and angels
502.
503. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/63/86 Don't wipe your ass with Bones and Dung, for Mo
met a delegation of nice Jinns, and they asked him for the remains of human food, and he
asked Allah to give them bones and dung as a food.
504. https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/169 That night where Mo met with the Jinn, he recited
Quran to Them, and he said "Don't perform istinja with these (things) for these are the food
of your brothers (Jinn)."
505. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/19/25 Satan pee in your ears that why you dont get up in
the morning
506. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/104 Satan sleeps in your nose
507. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/22/9 Satan flee while farting when he hears the Call to
prayer
508. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/136 Satan spends the night in the house of people who
dont say "bismillah"
509. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/177 Satan eat the food that falls on the ground
510. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/112 Don't let the children get out at night, because
Satan is out
511. https://sunnah.com/muslim/55/74 If you yawn, close your mouth with your hand to
stop Satan from entering
512. https://sunnah.com/muslim/43/194 Children cry because Satan pricks them
513. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/139 Satan eats and drinks with his left hand
514. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/21/14 Mo had a fight with a demon and he chocked him,
and tought about tying him to a Pillar but he didnt want to do it because of Solomon
515. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/98 Yawning is from satan, cover your mouth so that
satan don't laugh at you
516. https://sunnah.com/muslim/39/92 There's a demon called Khinzab, he tries to
interrupt your prayer, spit three times to stop him
517. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/91/5 You must spit three times if you see a bad dream,
because bad dreams are from satan
518. https://sunnah.com/muslim/6/353 The sun rises between the Horns of Satan
519. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/111 Donkeys starts braying when they see Satan, and
Cocks starts crowing when they see an Angel
520. https://sunnah.com/muslim/6/247 You find difficulty getting up in the morning
because the devil ties three knots at the back of your neck
521. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/81 When you want to have sex with your wife, you must
recite a formula to protect the child who will be born, from Satan
522. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/10/145 Looking hither and thither in prayer is a way of
stealing by which Satan takes away a portion from the prayer
523. https://sunnah.com/muslim/36/120 Cover vessels, waterskins, close the doors and
extinguish the lamps, to stop Satan
524. https://sunnah.com/muslim/52/60 The throne of Satan is on the Water and he send his
demons to create problems between people (And the Throne of Allah is also on the water in
the quran)
525. https://sunnah.com/urn/43780 When Allah gives an order, the angels speak about it
in the heavens, and demons climb to spy on them and hear the orders, then they transmit the
information to demons below them like in a ladder, until they transmit the information to a
sorcerer on earth, but sometimes, flames follow the demons and burn them in the sky to
prevent them from listening
526. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/66/2 The prophet showed a man called Dihya to his
companions, and told them that he was the angel Gabriel
527. https://sunnah.com/muslim/37/157 Angels dont travel with someone having a dog or a
bell
528. https://sunnah.com/bukhari/8/66 There's an angel in the right of every person
529. https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/299 The prophet said that the black dog is a devil
530. https://sunnah.com/muslim/5/90 Angels are offended by onions
531.
532. The mechanics of the invisible world :
533.
534. Every night, while the sun is prostrating under the Throne of god
(https://sunnah.com/muslim/1/306) and Devils are peeing in the ears of sleeping people
(https://sunnah.com/bukhari/19/25) and staying in their noses
(https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/104) the Almighty descends to the lowest heaven, and says:
Who supplicates Me so that I may answer him? Who asks Me so that I may give to him? Who asks
Me forgiveness so that I may forgive him? (https://sunnah.com/muslim/6/201) When he finishes
collecting the prayers of people, he receives tons of questions from the Angels of the
Uterus, they're thousands each one of them follow the developpement of babys in every womb
and they say 'O Lord, semen! O Lord,it is now a clot! O Lord, it is now a piece of flesh.'
And then, if Allah wishes to complete its creation, the angel asks, 'O Lord, will it be a
male or a female? A wretched or a blessed doer of good? How much will his provisions be?
What will his age be?' So all that is written while the creature is still in the mother's
womb." (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/82/2) In the meantime, some new Jihadis blew themselves
and got up to heaven, so Allah the Almighty goes back to the seventh hevean and goes to
visit them, He finds them in the bodies of green birds who have their nests in chandeliers
hung from the throne. They eat the fruits of Paradise from wherever they like and then
nestle in these chandeliers. Then he asks them : Do ye want anything? They say: What more
shall we desire? We eat the fruit of Paradise from wherever we like. Their Lord ask them the
same question thrice. When they see that they will continue to be asked and not left, they
say: O Lord, we wish that Thou mayest return our souls to our bodies so that we may be slain
in Thy way once again ((https://sunnah.com/muslim/33/181). When He sees that they don't need
anything, he leaves them and Go to Issue Orders to The Angels, so they start beating with
their wings in obedience to His Statement which sounds like that of a chain dragged over a
rock. (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/107)
535. Until the Orders reaches the Angels of the Cloud, and they speak between them about
those orders but devils who spy on them hear words of what they say and pour it in the ears
of a soothsayer as one pours something in a bottle, and they add one hundred lies to that
(https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/97) But sometimes A flame may overtake and burn the spy devil
before conveying the news to the one below him (https://sunnah.com/urn/43780)
536. In the meantime, two groups of angels follow every person on earth, a team in the
morning and a team at night, they shift places and when every team finishes the job, they
get back to the seventh heaven to their Lord, and he asks them "In what state did you leave
My slaves?' The angels reply, 'When we left them, they were praying, and when we reached
them they were praying.' " (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/97/56)
537. And there's a Third team of Angels writing down the list of people who attend the
prayer at Mosque, On every Friday they take their stand at every gate of the mosque to write
the names of the people chronologically and when the Imam sits on the pulpit they fold up
their scrolls and get ready to listen to the sermon." (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/59/22) But
at that time, devils are fleeing while farting, because they cant support the Adhan, they
flee five times a day at every prayer. (https://sunnah.com/muslim/4/19) They only stop
fleeing in Ramadan, because they are chained and the gates of heaven are open and the gates
of hell closed (https://sunnah.com/bukhari/30/9). And lets not forget about the angel
standing in the right of every one writing down his good deeds
(https://sunnah.com/bukhari/8/66)