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Punch Buggy Official Rules
Punch Buggy Official Rules
Introduction
Beetlemania
Definitions
Standard Game
Scoring
Time Outs
Non-Contact Version
The Punch Buggy in the
Family
A Note of Caution
The Rules - 2002 Archive
Edition
Punch Buggy
The Official Rules
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Introduction
As I've mentioned elsewhere on this site I've been playing Punch Buggy for at least Thirty-Four over Forty-
Two Years. That makes me somewhat of an expert on the subject, at least in my opinion...
Regarding the game of Slug Bug the rules are the same. Slug Bug is simply Punch Buggy by another name.
It's rather like 'tonic' 'soda' and 'pop'. What you call it depends on where you grew up. Personally I refuse to
grow up, but that's neither here nor there...
There may be other car punching games out there, but this is The Original.
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Definitions
One of the allures of playing Punch Buggy has always been that Punch Buggies, by their very nature, are a)
readily identifiable as such and b) somewhat uncommon. That right there is a large part of what makes
looking for them fun! If you insist on expanding the game to allow any old (or new for that matter)
Volkswagen to quality, then you may as well play TickleMe Toyota. There are so many of them around the
only challenge would be NOT getting bored and giving up on the game entirely. Or you could wind up
hitting each other so much that Punch Buggy gets banned just like Dodge Ball!
If you insist on playing a game that allows punching for other cars besides bona fide Punch Buggies then
you are not really playing Punch Buggy. And besides, since so many of the others look like Toyotas how
can you tell the difference?
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Standard Game
Now that we have established what a Punch Buggy is - what do you do when you see one?
You say "Punch Buggy" while simultaneously belting the person you're with on the shoulder. Not hard. Just
enough to make contact felt. It is not necessary to add "no punch back" when calling a Punch Buggy. Punch-
backs are verboten (not allowed) and will cost you one point for each punch thrown - not to mention show
you up as a spoilsport and may get you grounded.
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Scoring
One point is awarded to the first person who calls it for each Punch Buggy seen. If you wrongly identify a
car as a Punch Buggy and call it, one point is deducted from you score. If you have already hit the person
with whom you're playing and then the misidentification is confirmed the person wrongly Punch Buggied
may at his discretion double punch the offender immediately or he may save the mis-punch until the next
time you have a legitimate Punch Buggy and he can 'take the hit away from you.' To do that the victim of
the misidentification and hit says "Save it for later." The next time you spot a legitimate Punch Buggy you
can still call it however you are banned from following through with a hit. If you forget and hit anyway you
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Time Outs
You have the option of being a party pooper and calling a time out. This will suspend a game in progress,
which may be resumed at a later time. However you may NOT call "Time in - Punch Buggy - Time out!" all
in one sentence just as you see a punch buggy. This will result in a fine of twenty-five (25) points for the
first infraction and your parents get to choose how much the fine goes up for each additional infraction. You
may also be risking great bodily harm depending on with whom you're playing...
Any and all Volkswagen Dealerships are automatically on time out as are all of the cars on the lot. When a
Punch Buggy drives off the lot, as they all must sooner or later, it has exited the 'zone of disallowance' and
is fair game. Punch Buggies on non-Volkswagen car lots are not under this restriction. So if there's a used
car lot down the street with three used New Beetles on the lot - go for it! This is called the Punch Buggy
Prime Directive. Violating this rule will get you in deep do-do.
Note: Punch Buggies being moved from a car-carrier parked in the street in front of a Volkswagen
dealership to the lot or vice-versa may or may not be fair game. This remains tied up in the rules comity. A
decision is expected any day now...
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It is possible to play a non-contact version of Punch Buggy. The rules are exactly the same as for the
conventional game with the exception that you don't get to hit the person you're playing with. This can be
advisable if there are only two of you playing and the other person is driving. Getting hit while you're
driving could be bad. Another time when you may choose to play the non-contact version would be on a
school field trip where the authorities (teachers, bus monitors, or whatever) may not be Punch Buggy
friendly. Use your best judgment here. I will not be held liable for you getting grounded on the bus instead
of seeing the National Air and Space Museum or where ever else you may be going because the bus monitor
thought you were getting too rowdy. OK?
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The ‘owner’ of a Punch Buggy and members of the owner’s household may not be punched for a Punch
Buggy that is a member of their family.* Likewise, others cannot be punched by the ‘owner’ or any member
of the owner’s household for the family Punch Buggy. However, anyone who is not a member of the Punch
Buggies immediate family are allowed to punch each other, provided all of the other rules of the game are
being adhered to. So your annoying cousins from back east are allowed to punch each other for your Punch
Buggy, but they can’t punch you and you can’t punch them (no matter how much you may want to…) if the
Punch Buggy in question is a member of your household.
* You don’t really “own” a Punch Buggy. You adopt them and they become members of the family. If you
have a Punch Buggy in the family you will understand what I mean…
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A Note of Caution
Have fun, don't hit anyone harder than you want to be hit, and don't make too much noise. Dad doesn't like
too much noise from the back seat while he's driving! ;-)
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Just a quick link to the Original 2002 Edition of Punch Buggy: The Official Rules.
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