MILLICENT
For Faith Ann Gore and Nona Magdalene Mitchell
Merle Hodge
Fourth Standard was a very ordinary class. They
came to school for nine o'clock like any other class—
or most of them came to school for nine o’clock—for
when the bell rang Clem and Harry were usually just
pelting across the Savannah. Clem had to tie out his
grandmother’s goat before he came to school and Harry
had to deliver bottles of milk. They were neighbours,
and nearly every morning they dashed into the school-
yard together and managed to slide in at the back of
the line just as Mr. Greenidge was closing the gate.
Anybody who arrived after the gate was shut had to
stand outside and wait until Mr. Greenidge was ready
to let them in and lead them to the Headmaster’s office.
Fourth Standard was very ordinary. They had as
many fights as anybody else. They fought over the
duster because everybody wanted to clean the black-
board; they fought over who was to be at the head of
the line on mornings; they fought in Miss Aggie’s
parlour at recees time and at lunch time, fought and
pushed like anybody else to get their dinner-mints or
sweet-biscuits or tamarind-balls. And they didn’t fight
when it was their turn to clean the latrines; then, they
just ran and hid all over the place.
21There were twenty-two girls and eighteen boys, so
the girls always won when the class played cricket or
tug-o’-war, girls against boys.
Fourth Standard had its Duncey-Head and its
Bright-Spark like any other class. Joel Price couldn’t
read further than Page Nine. He was stuck at Page Nine
for so long that he could say it by heart with his eyes
closed, but when Miss turned the page and he saw Page
Ten he would hang his head and his eyes filled up with
water. And Emily Joseph was so bright that everybody
said that her mother gave her bulb porridge in the
morning and bulb soup in the night.
Miss was nice sometimes. She didn’t beat as much
as Mr. Gomes or Mrs. Davies, and she didn’t beat for
silly little things like forgetting your pen at home or
getting all your sums wrong.
But she got angry if somebody talked while she
was talking. Sandra and Shira were always getting into
trouble because they chatted and chatted like a pair of
parrots all day long. Miss promised them that when we
went on the Zoo outing she was going to put them in
the big cage with the parrots and leave them there.
Miss said the parrots at the Zoo had a nice big roomy
cage, big enough for two talkative young ladies to take
up residence, and the parrots would be glad of their
company.
Other things she would beat for were not doing
your homework, and stealing. When something was
stolen, nobody knew how she found out who the
thief was, but Miss was always right. As soon as she
learned that there had been a theft, she tapped_the
ruler on the table to call the class to attention. Then
she stood and stared at us; she looked at our faces one
22by one, very slowly, and when she had looked at
everybody in turn she started again from the front
row, while everybody sat and held their breath, and
then her eyes stopped at one face and everybody
breathed again and all turned to see who the culprit
was, In Fourth Standard you couldn't get away with
stealing.
Miss was nice because she took her class outside
more often than anybody else. The other children
all envied Fourth Standard because whenever the after-
noon got really hot we would be seen filing out to-
wards the Savannah. Anybody who talked or made
any noise on the way out would be sent back to sit
with his book in the empty classroom, but of course
nobody was willing to run this risk, so we filed out
silently and in the most orderly manner.
Miss said that Fourth Standard was the worst
class in the school, but we knew that she'd said the same
thing to every Fourth Standard class she’d had, so we
didn’t believe her. For, all things considered, Fourth
Standard was no better or no worse than any other
class; they were a very ordinary class.
And then Millicent came. Millicent came -and
brought pure ruction.
One Monday morning there she was, sitting in
the third row in a bright red organdy dress and red
ribbons and smelling of baby powder. She was sharing
a desk with Parbatee and Eric and Vena and Harry.
The desk was only made for four, but Miss put her
there because Parbatee and Eric and Vena and Harry
were all very small and didn’t quite fill up the bench.
But there was Millicent sitting in the middle, with her
elbows sprawled on the desk on either side of her,
23and her skirt spread out on the bench, so that Par-
batee and Eric were squeezed together at one end of
the bench, and Vena and Harry looked as though
they were about to fall off the other end. Millicent
sat like a queen in the middle.
The other four sat cramped for the whole morn-
ing, barely able to write, but not daring to complain,
for Millicent and her red organdy dress filled them
with awe.
But by mid-afternoon Millicent had taken over
so much of the bench that Harry really fell off his
end. All we heard was a little crash, because Harry
was not very big (in fact, we called him “Mosquito”).
We heard a crash and a small shriek and Harry was
sitting in the aisle ready to burst with anger.
Everybody laughed, the class was in uproar. Miss
was laughing helplessly too, but then she made her
face stern again and tapped the ruler on the table.
Harry picked himself up and stayed standing in the
aisle, looking at Millicent in such a way that if looks
could kill Millicent would have dropped down dead
in her red organdy dress.
“Millicent, you will sit at the end,” said Miss.
“NOPE!” said Millicent and she folded her arms,
pouted her mouth and stayed where she was.
Everybody was shocked. This girl must be crazy!
We stopped all our laughter and stared in amazement.
Even Harry forgot to be angry and stared dumbfounded
at Millicent, then at Miss, from one to the other.
24There was complete silence. We were a little
excited, waiting to see what would happen next,
looking at Miss’ face.
“Come out here, Ma’am,” said Miss.
Millicent still sat with her arms tightly folded
and her mouth pushed far out like a pig-snout. Then
Miss started to get up, her chair grated on the floor.
Our hearts beat faster. This crazy girl didn’t know our
Miss—she wasn’t afraid of her in her organdy dress,
she would put the ruler on her, organdy dress or no
organdy dress.
But when Millicent saw that Miss was going to
come for her, she suddenly sprang up and pushed Vena
off the bench to get out. Vena didn’t fall right down,
but she hit her elbow on the edge of the desk, and that
made her so angry that she flew at Millicent and landed
her a cuff right in the middle of her chest. Miss rushed
down the aisle and parted them.
Millicent was crying loudly, saying she was going
to tell her Auntie June, and she didn’t like this old
dirty country-school, and her father was going to come
and take her back to Belmont .. .
Miss clapped her hands sharply:
“Get your spelling books, everybody outside, no
noise; and you Ma’am, if you make one more sound,
you will sit down right here by yourself.”
The rest of us were nearly outside already, Milli-
cent stood sniffling still, rather bewildered at the
sight of the classroom emptying around her. Then she
wiped her nose and followed.
25Out on the Savannah we quickly settled down,
some sitting on the grass, some on the old tree trunk.
Joel brought the chair for Miss.
Millicent stood apart and looked on scornfully.
We soon forgot about her, because there was a nice
breeze blowing, and Miss asked us easy words—even
Joel was able to spell two whole words, so he was
wearing a broad smile. Everybody forgot about Milli-
cent, We didn’t even know she had walked off.
And then suddenly the ground seemed to shake
and we heard something like thunder mixed with
screaming, and we looked and saw this red shape fly-
ing across the Savannah towards us. In one second there
was a stampede. We had tumbled off the tree trunk,
those on the grass had scrambled to their feet, spelling
books were lying scattered on the ground and the
whole of Fourth Standard was running, pelting towards
the school, everybody screaming with all their might.
Mr. Jeremy’s bull was loose! And nobody knew
how Millicent had managed to offend Mr. Jeremy’s
bull, but it was chasing her furiously, pounding after
her, snorting and cursing her in cow language, and she
was tearing across the grass, her red organdy dress
flying in the breeze.
Nobody looked back until we were inside the
schoolyard. Then we looked out and saw Miss bring-
ing Millicent who was crying bitterly, holding one of
her ribbons in her hand, the sashes of her dress hang-
ing down.
The next morning Millicent appeared in a bright
yellow organdy dress and yellow ribbons. She sat at
26the end but placed her big plaid bag on the bench
beside her because, she said, she didn’t want either
Picky-Head Congo Vena or Roti-Coolie Harry near
her. Vena went and complained to Miss.
Again we held our breaths. Once, when we had
just come up to Fourth Standard, she shared licks for
half an hour one afternoon when she got the news
that at lunchtime a little fight between Carl and Deo
had grown into a war with nearly the whole of Fourth
Standard divided into two gangs calling each other
Coolie and Nigger. She told us that everybody's
great-grandfather was both a Coolie and a Nigger—
Deodath’s great-grandfather was a Nigger and Carl's
great-grandfather was a Coolie, because Coolie and
Nigger just meant beast of burden, and that all our
great-grandparents were made to be, but if that was
what we wanted to be then she would lick us like
beasts of burden; she sent a boy to borrow Mr. Gomes’
strap, went on the rampage and shared out some
unforgettable licks. That was the last of that.
When Vena went and complained to Miss she shot
up and strode down the aisle to Millicent.
“Pick up your bag, Ma’am,” she said.
Millicent held on to her bag and Miss yanked her
out of the seat and marched her to the back of the
class. She told the children in one of the back rows
to take their desk to the front, while she sent some
others to get one of the old desks from downstairs.
This ruction lasted for about fifteen minutes and
we enjoyed it thoroughly. At the end of it all, the
back row children were installed in front, and in the
back row, in an old rickety desk for four, sat Millicent
27and her plaid bag, Millicent in her yellow organdy dress.
She was not very pleased.
At recess time she picked up her bag and walked
solemnly to Miss Aggie’s parlour (everybody else ran
to be there first). When she got there she didn’t join
the pushing and jostling, she just stood, looking so
angelic in her yellow organdy dress and yellow ribbons
that Miss Aggie was impressed, stopped serving us and
called out to her:
“What you want, little girl?”
Millicent smiled sweetly, took one step forward
and the whole unruly crowd of us fell silent and auto-
matically parted in two, making way for her.
She walked to the counter and put down a dollar
bill. A whole dollar bill! Our eyes nearly fell out of
our heads, and a low sound of “OQooooo00!” rose from
the crowd.
“Ten cents’ dinner-mints, please, and ten cents’
paradise plums, and six cents’ saltprunes, and .. .”
Miss Aggie moved from bottle to bottle, her eyes
widening all the time.
Millicent spent the whole dollar. She stuffed all
that she had bought into the bag and turned to go.
We were following her every movement. She walked
out of the parlour without looking right or left.
By afternoon recess Millicent sat on a bench in
the yard surrounded by a court of seven. These were
the Chosen Few: Clem, Diane, Shira, Joel, Anthony,
Fazeeda and Gayle. Their mouths were full, and as
they chewed away their eyes were fixed admiringly
upon Millicent.
28The next morning Millicent arrived in a pink
dress, and Miss asked her when she was going to get
her uniform. She said her Auntie June hadn’t got
it yet.
At recess time as she sat holding court, she was
heard to say loudly to her group of admirers:
“She think ] don’t have my uniform hanging up
in my press? What | must wear uniform for? ] not wear-
ing any uniform. I have a whole press full of clothes
and shoes and toys...”
The news reached Miss, and that afternoon Milli-
cent went home with a letter from Miss to her Auntie
June. The next morning Millicent came to school
wearing blue overall, white blouse and a scowl on
her face. She was very sour indeed.
That morning Clem came to school without Harry.
Millicent had told him to have nothing to do with
Harry or she wouldn’t talk to him any more.
At lunchtime we started up a game of cricket. Faraz
and Anthony were the best batters, and Gayle could
bowl down wickets like peas, so everybody wanted
them on their side. Somebody went to look for Gayle
and Anthony. They were in the parlour with Millicent
and they didn’t feel like playing cricket. So the rest
of us played a stupid dull game.
When Sandra came back from lunch she went in
search of Shira, for she had so much to tell her and
they hadn’t had a chance to talk in class all morning,
because Miss had kept her eye on the two of them.
She didn’t get to talk to Shira at moming recess
either, because she spent the whole of recess in the
29latrines He mother had given them salts the day
before, and that was one of the things she had to tell
Shira about, how her mother and her grandmother had
to run after the six of them, round and round the
house until they caught them one by one and held
their noses and made them drink the salts. She was dy-
ing to get into a cosy conversation with Shira.
She looked around the Savannah for her and
didn’t find her. Then she went into the schoolyard,
walked around, and spotted her on the tank with some
others playing jacks. She ran happily towards her,
calling out her name:
“Shira! Shira!!""
Shira turned around to see who it was and then
coldly turned her back. Sandra thought she hadn’t
seen her and went right up to the tank and touched
Shira on her shoulder.
Shira brushed her off: “‘Leave me in peace, nuh!”
Sandra was flabbergasted and didn’t move. Milli-
cent drew herself up:
“You wash your foot before you come in the
dance? Shoo! We don’t want any picky-head tar-babies
here.” And the rest of the gang giggled.
Sandra ran away and hid in a corner until the
bell rang.
By the end of the week Millicent’s gang had grown
to fifteen, They stopped playing on the Savannah.
Millicent brought a fancy skipping-rope, jacks. Ludo,
dominoes and pretty story books. With these, as well
30as all the sweets she bought, she held them captive
at recess and at lunchtime.
She got them to run to the parlour for her, do
her homework for her, fetch water for her in her
pretty Mickey-Mouse cup...
The rest of us didn’t know what to do. Nobody
any longer thought of going and telling Miss on her.
For there were a lot of us who would give anything
to join Millicent’s gang and didn’t want to offend her.
And even those who hated her were afraid of her.
Fourth Standard became a sour, quarrelsome
class. Millicent’s gang didn’t have much to do with
the rest of us, and the rest of us had more fights
among ourselves than ever before. We began to call
each other “Cassava Nigger” and “Polorie Coolie,”
terms we had learnt from Mlllicent. Almost every
time we started a game it ended in a fight. Some-
body always said the score-keeper was cheating of
the bowler was aiming the ball at the batsman’s belly
for spite.
And Millicent reigned supreme. She managed not
to get any licks because her homework was always
done, and she couldn't get into trouble for talking
in class when there was nobody sitting with her.
And she didn’t get any licks at home either. Every
body knew that her Auntie June let her stay up until
any hour she wanted, even midnight; that she never
had to wash dishes or sweep; that when she got home
from school she just sprawled off in an armchair and
her Auntie June took off her shoes and socks for her
and immediately brought her ice-cream and cake;
that her mother, who was in America, sent her a box
31full of clothes and shoes and toys every week . . .
Millicent was a heroine out of a story-book.
We no longer considered her to be sitting in dis-
grace at the back of the class in the desk all by herself.
She was a princess sitting on a throne, and nobody was
really good enough to sit on the same bench as
Millicent.
Of course Miss knew that all was not well in the
class. She called Harry and asked him why he and Clem
didn’t come to school together any more. Harry’s
eyes filled up with water and he wouldn’t say a word.
She called Clem and asked him. Clem wriggled uncom-
fortably and said his grandmother made him get up
earlier to go and tie out the goat, and he couldn’t
wait for Harry again. Tears started to run down Harry’s
cheeks. Everybody felt ashamed but nobody would say
a word, for Millicent was sitting surveying us all from
her throne at the back of the class.
Miss sent Harry and Clem back to their seats.
“So nobody in this class has anything to tell me
this week,” she said, “not even the news-carriers. Hm.”
We sat and squirmed. Miss looked at everybody
then she looked straight over our heads to the back
of the class and said, slowly and terribly:
“Pride goeth before a fall.”
Nobody had the faintest idea what this meant,
but we knew it meant something very grim and un-
pleasant. Everybody knew that she had looked at
Millicent as she said it, but no one dared even glance
back at Millicent. Nobody would risk offending Milli-
cent.
32Matters grew worse over the next few weeks.
Millicent threw Joel out of her gang. She said he was
too stupid to be around her. She had sent him to the
parlour with ten cents to buy three cents’ dinner-
mints, five tamarind balls and a packet of chewing
gum, and he came back with twenty dinner-mints.
She told him he was so stupid he had no right to
live. Joel cried for two days.
We all knew that Millicent would now be looking
around for a new member to replace Joel, so we were
extra courteous to her for the next few days. We re-
marked to each other how nice Millicent’s hair-style
was, how clean her crepesoles, how enviable her com-
plexion; we vowed within her hearing that we couldn't
stand blackie Picky-Head Niggers and greasy Roti-
Coolies. We declared that we found Miss to be an out-
of-place frowsy old hog, always trying to boss people
about. We smiled nervously at Millicent, who ignored
us completely.
And soon Millicent’s verdict was made known:
the new member was Christine Reece. The rest of us
were heartbroken, We now hated Christine Reece with
all our might, but continued to do everything we could
to get into Millicent’s good books.
Nobody bothered to start any games on the
Savannah any more. We hung about the schoolyard
and sulked, casting envious sidelong glances at Milli-
cent and her gang. And Millicent continued to look
upon us with scorn.
Then it was end of term test. Millicent announced
that she was coming first, that Emily Joseph didn’t
know as much as she knew because she didn’t have
33all the books she had, and Emily’s mother couldn’t
buy Brain Food for her like her mother sent from
America.
And there was no question in anybody’s mind—
of course Millicent was going to come first. She was
the prettiest, richest, luckiest, bravest, quickest, funni-
est cleanest, healthiest child in the class, so naturally
she was also the brightest; she didn’t even have to say
so, for everybody knew. Even Emily Joseph knew.
Emily Joseph wouldn’t dare come higher than Milli-
cent.
Miss gave the arithmetic test first. Millicent fin-
ished long before everybody else and closed her copy-
book, while Emily Joseph was still writing and counting
on her fingers. When we came out Millicent boasted
to her gang that she had got out all the sums in two
two’s.
In the afternoon we had dictation. Millicent wrote
rapidly, never stopping to look at Miss.
The end-of-term test lasted for two days, and the
next day at lunchtime Millicent gave a “party” for
her gang, to celebrate her success in the exam. She
had brought apples from home, and pretty paper cups
with Mickey Mouse on them. She sent messengers to
Miss Aggie’s parlour to buy soft drinks and sweet
biscuits. They had a feast, and we hung a little distance
away pretending not to notice them; but if Millicent
had thrown an apple stem to us we would have fought
over it like dogs.
The bell rang and we went in, Millicent’s gang
rubbing their bellies and making sounds of satisfaction,
Millicent sailing in with her head in the air.
34When we had settled down, Miss said, ‘Test
results,” and everybody shouted “Raaaaaaay!” includ-
ing Joel who was never anywhere but last.
“Where to begin?”’ Miss asked, “‘top or bottom?”
There was commotion for a while, some shouting
“Top! Top!!” some shouting "Bottom! Bottom!!” and
some even shouting “Middle!” Then we realized that
Millicent’s gang was shouting “Top! Top!!” so every-
body shouted with them. Of course if Miss started from
the bottom of the list Millicent would have to wait for
forty-one names before she heard hers, which was, of
course, at the top.
“Okay, okay, I’ll start from the top. Quiet, or
I won’t read them at all.”
She picked up the list, put on her glasses, and
everybody looked back at Millicent with admiration
and then turned to look at Miss again.
“First—Emily Joseph.”
We jumped. Emily looked frightened. Nobody
dared look back at Millicent. Miss was reading on:
Fifth, sixth, seventh .. . We were worried. She must
have forgotten Millicent! Eleventh, twelfth, thirteenth
. Decidedly something was wrong.
By the time Miss had got to thirtieth we were
paralyzed. Nobody could move. We held our breaths.
Thirty-second, thirty-third ... You could have heard
a pin drop. We wanted to stop Miss, to make her start
over again, because she had skipped over Millicent’s
name.
35“Thirty-ninth—Faraz Mohammed. Fortieth—Joel
Price. Forty-first—Millicent Hernandez.”
Several seconds passed before we could breathe
again.
Then we heard a giggle, and we couldn’t believe
it had come from our class. But it had. Vena had her
hand over her mouth and was shaking with laughter.
She looked at Harry. A smile spread over Harry’s face.
He put his head down on the desk and giggled.
Snickers came from different parts of the class. Miss
was calmly putting away her list.
The giggles and snickers grew. Soon the whole
class was laughing as loudly as we had laughed the
day Harry fell off the bench. Miss turned her back
and cleaned the blackboard.
When she had finished cleaning the blackboard
she gave us the ball and sent us outside because, she
said, we were the most unruly class in the whole
school, and in the whole of Trinidad and Tobago.
We poured out onto the Savannah.
“Football!” somebody shouted.
“Girls against boys!” said another.
“Not fair!” said a boy’s voice, “it’s 23 girls
against 18 boys.”
“Which twenty-three?” asked somebody, “it’s
only twenty-two girls. Let’s go!”
36.It was the best football game we ever had. Nobody
won because there was so much laughing and rolling
about that we forgot to keep the score. The goal-post
kept falling down and Joel wet his pants.
Somebody shouted: “Mr. Jeremy bull!” and we
scattered, screaming, in all directions; and when we
realized there was no bull we lay down on the grass
and laughed till we were weak.
Then we tried to start the game again, but Clem
grabbed the ball and ran off with it, and everybody
ran after him, so he threw it to another boy, and soon
the game tumed into Sway, and when it was Sway
the boys always managed to keep the ball, the girls
never got hold of it... .
And it was only twenty-two girls, because Milli-
cent was sitting in the schoolyard, all by herself.
37