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♫ MTV ♫

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You guys! You guys!

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Oh, my God,
you're not gonna believe this!

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- Dude, what?
- You guys...

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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class.

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- So?
- So?

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Heather Williams
farted during P.E. class!

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That means we are
gonna sit courtside

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at the Denver Nuggets game
next Saturday!

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What?

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Ugh! Heather Williams' mom

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works for Coors in Golden!

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Coors is
the second biggest sponsor
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of the Pepsi Center
where the Nuggets play!

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We tell Heather that if she
doesn't get us courtside seats,

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then everyone's gonna know
she farted in P.E. class!

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Whoa. I've never seen
a Nuggets game in person.

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Well, we're about to! All we
have to do is show Heather

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we have proof
and she'll do whatever we want!

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What proof do you have?

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Kenny had his phone out!

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He got a photo of Heather
right when she farted.

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Look! Isn't this awesome,
you guys?!

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Let's go, Nuggets!

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Let's go, Nuggets!

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Let's go, Nuggets!

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Kids! Kids, can I
have your attention, please.

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Kids, listen up.
This is an emergency.

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Everything is fine but...
we are sending you all home.

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Some of you may have heard
but there's a little virus

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going around and the school
district wants to make sure

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we're all safe,
so we're shutting down

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the school for about two weeks.

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Two weeks?! Yippie!

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Oh, not now.

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Your parents are here to
pick you up. So let's go.

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I'm sure it's nothing; we'll
see you in a couple of weeks.

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You guys... you guys,
Heather Thompson
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farted in P.E. class! Guys?

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Every night
I have the same dream,

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and relive
the whole thing again...

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It's called social distancing.

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If we stay six feet apart
from each other

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and wear a mask...

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And also I'm shutting down
the city and I'm a pervert.

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And we've got to get control
of this thing!

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I'm just getting sick of
being here every day with you,

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- that's all.
- You think

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I like being here every day
with you?!

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I am much easier
to get along with

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during a stay-at-home order!

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♫ Happy birthday to you ♫

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♫ Happy birthday, dear Stan... ♫

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♫ ♫

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Come on, Stan,
we're gonna visit Grandpa!

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Hi, Grandpa!

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Hi, Grandpa!

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Isn't it great
to see Grandpa, kids?

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Look, let's just face it,
you guys.

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We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.

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I hate this stupid farm.

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In the dream,
I relive the entire pandemic.

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Oh, God, no!

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My little girl!
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Oh, no! Oh, God!

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♫ ♫

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Now that I'm older,
the dream isn't just a dream

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because the whole pandemic
has started all over again.

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♫ ♫

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♫ ♫

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A brand-new variant
of the COVID virus has emerged

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in Colorado
and now panic and fear

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spreads throughout the world.

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The new outbreak started
with the death

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of renowned scientist
Kenny McCormick,

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and has therefore been named
Kenny McCormikron.

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It's been 38 years since
the pandemic first started,
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and people are beginning
to say enough is enough.

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The town of South Park has been
put under strict lockdown

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to try and contain
the new variant.

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Nobody is allowed in or out for
the next 20 to 30 years.

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Attention.
You are under quarantine.

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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.

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Maintain social distance and
wear a chin diaper if possible.

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Attention.
You are under quarantine.

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Someone in your community
is not vaccinated.

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Maintain social distance
and wear a chin diaper

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if possible.

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Attention.
You are under quarantine.
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Someone in your community
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Come on inside and rejuvenate.

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Denny's is now
Denny's Applebee's Max.

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Taste the difference.

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Welcome to
Denny's Applebee's Max.

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Just one joining us today?

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Listen to me very carefully

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and try not to
change your expression.

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They could be listening.

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This... is the last
sprout of Tegridy Weed.

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We have to get it somewhere
outside of town.

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Sir, the whole town is
under quarantine.

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Nothing's allowed in or out.
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We have to replicate it.

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It's the only way for people
to have Tegridy again.

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Uh, okay, sir,
if you don't want to eat,

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then I'll need to
ask you to leave.

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Don't you understand
this could change the world.

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Maybe the Denny's side
of you doesn't care,

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but the Applebee's side of you
must want to help!

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There you are, Mr. Marsh.

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Come on. Time to go
back to the old folks home.

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I can't go back!
Everyone listen!

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This little sprout
is humanity's only hope!

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Let's go back to
the retirement home.
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We can get you
some nice ice cream, okay?

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I don't want ice cream,
I want my species to survive!

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- Back off!
- Let's go, Mr. Marsh!

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Don't make this
difficult for us!

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Why, you son of a bitch.

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- Come on, Mr. Marsh.
- Who...?

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It's me, Token.
We know about the pangolin.

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Your son and his friends
are trying to stop all this

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from happening. We need
to get you to Kenny's lab.

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Dr. Kenneth McCormick
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travel back in time
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the COVID pandemic
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At the moment
Kenny time traveled,

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he blew all the transformers
here in the lab.

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If you're going to try
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we'll be doing it
at half capacity.

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The bigger problem
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into half of Kenny's equipment.

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We have access to the machines,
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those machines are behind
an 86-Mag firewall

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with restricted access,

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requiring an in-person
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Kenny McCormick or of
his associate, Victor Chouce.

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But Kenny is dead and Chouce is
locked away in a mental asylum.

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So we go to the asylum
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to let us
bring Chouce here, easy.

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There's more.

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When Kenny bent time,
the negative ions

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actually killed
everyone else in the room.

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We have to find some thin,
reflective material

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that can be worn
to bounce the energy.

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We're going to need...
some aluminum foil.

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Jesus Christ.

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Aluminum foil?

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That's impossible, Wendy.
It's the fucking future.

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All the aluminum foil is stuck
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out on cargo ships
in Long Beach.

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Yeah, I know.

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Look, guys, I know
this is all a long shot.

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But Kenny went
back in time and got COVID

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because it destroyed
our friendship.

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All of this is our fault,
and we can't do it without you.

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I'll help however I can
to stop this stupid pandemic

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once and for all.

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Yeah, I can't be stuck
in quarantine

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my whole life... I gotta get back
to my job doing future comedy.

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Speakin' of which,
what's the biggest

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difference between
a Christian man and a lesbian?

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Absolutely nothing.
They are totally the same

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and deserve
to be treated as such.

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Thanks, everybody.
We can do this!

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Wendy, you guys
stay here and try

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to get the lab running again.

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Kyle and I will go get
Victor Chouce.

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Tweek and Craig, you guys find
some aluminum foil.

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- How the hell do we do that?!
- Just start looking!

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Come on, guys!

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- All right, let's do this!
- I'll drive, get in the back.

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Alexa! Set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.

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Alexa, set a course
for South Park Mental Asylum.

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Do you ever think
about how the way

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you act affects other people?

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Oh, no, goddamn it.
Not right now.

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Oh, yeah, don't wanna
talk about that.

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Let's just pretend like
that's not even an issue.

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Alexa, please,
we have to get to the asylum

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and we don't know where it is.

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- Who's this?
- It's just my Alexa.

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"Just my Alexa"?
You're a piece of shit!

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You're a fucking alcoholic
piece of shit!

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- Alexa...
- Find the asylum your fucking self!

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Find it your fucking self.

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You do whatever
the fuck you want
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and just destroy
the people around you.

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And by the way,
there's a tankless humidifier

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available from one
of your favorite sellers.

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Would you like to know more?!

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Yes, yes, I'd like to know more.

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Okay. The newest
humidifiers from Walgreens Max

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are actually tankless
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less water
than standard humidifiers.

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Okay, that's really cool. Uh,
add that to my shopping list.

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Well, and people who
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in tankless humidifiers
were also interested in

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three-pack filters.

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That's great. Do those have
the Prime delivery?

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Dude, we don't really
have time for this.

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Dude, shut the fuck up!

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♫ ♫

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Please help see us through
this new COVID variant.

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Please help us
to make it through this

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difficult quarantine.

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And let people see that...

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as bad as COVID is,
it's not as bad as diabetes.

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Hello?

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Sorry, the church is closed
due to the COVID variant.

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Father, please.
Will you protect my family?

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Rabbi Cartman?

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My family isn't safe, Father.

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I realize now
that Kyle Broflovski

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will stop at nothing
to break us apart.

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Uncle Kyle hates us
because we're Jewish.

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And he's a self-hating Jew.

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Uncle Kyle, no, no, no!

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Menorah, hold your brother.

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As a fellow person of faith,
Father,

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I'm begging you to help us.

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Well, well,
what can I do, Rabbi?

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Kyle has already
convinced a bunch of people

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to join his cause.

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I have to create my own secret
rebellion to stop him.

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Eric, please, I'm scared

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and I don't understand
all of this.

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Kyle wants to go back in time...

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and change the past so that you
and I possibly never even meet.

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If I never met you,
my life would be meaningless.

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Mine, too.
You are my whole world.

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I promise you that I will do
everything I can to stop Kyle...

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and save our family.

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♫ ♫

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I understand that you wish

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to see one of our inmates.

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- Victor Chouce?
- Yeah.

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We-we have a lot of questions
for Mr. Chouce.

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He's an extremely dangerous
and diluted individual.

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We don't take
visitations lightly.

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What exactly did he do?

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Unspeakable things.

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He has destroyed lives.
This entire state has never seen

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a monster of his magnitude.

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I've lived in South Park
all my life

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and I've never heard of him.

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That's because Victor
has been hidden from view...

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ever since the pandemic began.

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Victor's parents were very
protective during the pandemic.

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Even when the stay-at-home
orders were lifted

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his parents kept him
locked away in his room.
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Victor longed to
go outside and play.

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00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:43,330
Then 2021 happened, people
thought the pandemic was over.

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Victor's parents left
him grounded in his room

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while they went to
see a movie in Denver.

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They never returned.

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Victor was grounded in his room
for over 16 years.

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His name isn't Chouce.

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It's Chaos.

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We are not responsible for what
happens to you in there.

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I warn you...

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you are not going to like
what you're about to see.

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♫ ♫

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Excuse me.
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Hello?

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Well, hey, fellas!

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Butters...

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I thought you were
just the guards again.

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It's good to see
some new faces in here.

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I'll bet you're looking to
make yourselves some money, huh?

272
00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,728
Well, you came to the right guy.

273
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My name's Vic. Vic Chaos.

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There's a whole lot of people
that can tell you how much money

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Vic Chaos made them, so don't
just take my word for it.

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Butters, it's your old friends
Stan and Kyle.

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Stan and Kyle. Stan and Kyle...

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I know what you're thinking.

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00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,446
You're thinking,
"What can Vic Chaos do for me?"

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00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:08,181
We all wanna be happy, right?

281
00:14:08,281 --> 00:14:10,250
We all want our little piece
of the apple pie!

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00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,885
Everyone else
is out making a buck,

283
00:14:11,985 --> 00:14:13,921
why shouldn't you guys
be making the kind of cash

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00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,555
you deserve? Am I right?

285
00:14:16,356 --> 00:14:18,491
Butters, we're here
to ask you about Kenny.

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00:14:18,591 --> 00:14:20,460
Sorry, guys,
you have me confused.

287
00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:22,695
I think Butters was
a twerpy little loser kid

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whose parents didn't love him.
My name's Vic.

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00:14:25,065 --> 00:14:26,566
Vic Chaos.

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00:14:27,400 --> 00:14:30,904
Okay, Vic, can you tell us
about this?

291
00:14:31,004 --> 00:14:34,541
Why is your name all over
Kenny McCormick's research?

292
00:14:34,641 --> 00:14:38,045
Oh, Dr. McCormick! Sure,
I did some things for him.

293
00:14:38,145 --> 00:14:40,456
Where do you think he got all
the money to do his experiments,

294
00:14:40,480 --> 00:14:42,449
huh? I had said to him,
I said, "Ken",

295
00:14:42,549 --> 00:14:44,293
"you've got all these
crazy ideas but you got

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00:14:44,317 --> 00:14:47,620
no capital to see 'em through.
Let me help you out with that."

297
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:48,932
You know,
he's a really great guy.

298
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,157
Let me get you all together.

299
00:14:50,257 --> 00:14:51,992
Maybe you can all
do a lunch or something.

300
00:14:52,092 --> 00:14:54,294
Victor, Kenny's dead.

301
00:14:54,394 --> 00:14:57,197
Oh, whoa, bummer alert.

302
00:14:57,297 --> 00:15:00,433
Just goes to show you, huh,
there's never enough time to get

303
00:15:00,533 --> 00:15:01,969
out there
and make the kind of money
304
00:15:02,069 --> 00:15:03,536
you always dreamed of making.

305
00:15:03,636 --> 00:15:04,938
Well, I'll tell you what, guys,

306
00:15:05,038 --> 00:15:07,740
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret...

307
00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,842
I'm gonna
tell you something that's

308
00:15:09,943 --> 00:15:11,511
going to change your life.

309
00:15:11,611 --> 00:15:14,114
Have you ever heard of NFTs?

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00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:36,569
There you go.
Shh. You're safe now.

311
00:15:36,669 --> 00:15:40,607
Look how fast you're growing.
Daddy loves you so much.

312
00:15:40,707 --> 00:15:43,410
Mr. Marsh, we need to
speak with you now, please.

313
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:45,845
Yeah. It's looking good.

314
00:15:45,945 --> 00:15:49,649
With the aquaponics, the weed is
already putting out new sprouts.

315
00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:53,620
Thank you all for helping me
get the Tegridy somewhere safe.

316
00:15:53,720 --> 00:15:56,489
I know you all realize
how important it is.
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00:15:56,589 --> 00:16:00,127
We don't actually care
about the marijuana, Mr. Marsh.

318
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:01,828
What we need to know...

319
00:16:01,928 --> 00:16:04,831
is exactly where in
Wuhan, China you were

320
00:16:04,931 --> 00:16:08,501
when you had intercourse
with a pangolin.

321
00:16:10,503 --> 00:16:12,339
That's really not important.

322
00:16:12,439 --> 00:16:14,874
It's extremely important
because to save this town,

323
00:16:14,974 --> 00:16:16,574
your son and his friends
are going to try

324
00:16:16,643 --> 00:16:19,179
to go back in time
and stop it from happening.

325
00:16:19,279 --> 00:16:21,948
That is the dumbest thing
I've ever heard.

326
00:16:24,284 --> 00:16:25,952
Mr. Marsh,
we are all in lockdown

327
00:16:26,053 --> 00:16:27,320
for the next half century.

328
00:16:27,420 --> 00:16:29,322
If there's even a chance
of altering the past

329
00:16:29,422 --> 00:16:30,623
so that this doesn't happen...

330
00:16:30,723 --> 00:16:33,026
This is the key
to saving our town!

331
00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:37,064
The answer is in what we
all do now, in the present!

332
00:16:37,164 --> 00:16:39,132
And I'm sorry, but focusing on

333
00:16:39,232 --> 00:16:41,234
who started the pandemic
is racist.

334
00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:46,439
Mr. Marsh, exactly what week
did you travel to China in 2019?

335
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:48,675
Do you understand
the butterfly effect?

336
00:16:48,775 --> 00:16:53,113
How one small thing in time
can infect the entire future?

337
00:16:53,213 --> 00:16:56,349
You can theorize all you want
on changing events

338
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:58,951
that happened in the past
but I promise you...

339
00:16:59,052 --> 00:17:03,056
I fuck that pangolin
every single time.

340
00:17:03,156 --> 00:17:05,392
♫ ♫

341
00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:08,961
Please, we're not done!
342
00:17:09,062 --> 00:17:10,730
We have more questions
for Butters.

343
00:17:10,830 --> 00:17:13,333
You've upset him and I
specifically asked you not to.

344
00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,803
How'd we upset him?
He seems fine.

345
00:17:16,903 --> 00:17:18,138
He seems fine?

346
00:17:18,238 --> 00:17:20,640
Do you have any idea
what he did to people?

347
00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:22,642
Do you know why Victor Chouce is

348
00:17:22,742 --> 00:17:25,044
kept under such strict
surveillance?

349
00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:28,581
Being grounded all those years
in his room,

350
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,683
he had access to an iPad.

351
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:34,521
He started learning about NFTs.

352
00:17:34,621 --> 00:17:38,291
Then before long,
he was trading them online.

353
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:40,627
- So?
- So?!

354
00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:42,662
He escaped once before.

355
00:17:42,762 --> 00:17:44,897
In just a few hours
he managed to get thousands

356
00:17:44,997 --> 00:17:48,635
of people to invest in NFTs.
Just like he almost did you.

357
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,503
He didn't convince us
to do anything.

358
00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:53,906
Trust me, another 30 seconds
in that room and you

359
00:17:54,006 --> 00:17:57,344
would have started considering
NFTs as a viable investment.

360
00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,579
Please listen to me.

361
00:17:59,679 --> 00:18:02,449
Butters used the money
he made off NFTs to finance

362
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,584
- our friend's...
- He didn't make money off NFTs,

363
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:07,820
he made it off getting
other people to buy NFTs!

364
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,088
Okay, whatever!

365
00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:10,709
But he was working
with Kenny McCormick

366
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,625
who was actually
trying to fix things.
367
00:18:12,725 --> 00:18:14,294
He was Kenny's main investor.

368
00:18:14,394 --> 00:18:17,530
If you don't believe me, look
at the paper I gave Butters.

369
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:21,468
You gave Victor
a piece of paper?

370
00:18:21,568 --> 00:18:24,771
You gave Victor a piece
of paper?!

371
00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,945
Hey, can you hear me?

372
00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,016
I'm gonna let you in
on a little secret.

373
00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:38,685
NFTs are gonna blow up.

374
00:18:38,785 --> 00:18:39,986
You should really get in now

375
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:41,488
'cause they're really
the future.

376
00:18:41,588 --> 00:18:43,823
Why would I invest
in a digital good?

377
00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,292
You can't even... Stupid.

378
00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:46,826
That's what the critics
are saying

379
00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:48,895
but see, they don't understand.
380
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:52,899
Victor...!

381
00:19:01,374 --> 00:19:03,576
No. No, no, no, no...

382
00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:06,145
Gone. Just gone.

383
00:19:07,113 --> 00:19:09,249
My savings. My house.

384
00:19:09,349 --> 00:19:10,783
But I have this.

385
00:19:10,883 --> 00:19:13,620
Little green panda bear
on a skateboard.

386
00:19:15,455 --> 00:19:18,625
No. No!

387
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:24,631
Without morality,
there is no God.

388
00:19:25,665 --> 00:19:27,867
The basis of
the entire Jewish faith

389
00:19:27,967 --> 00:19:31,338
is on a covenant between God
and humanity.

390
00:19:31,438 --> 00:19:34,407
To try and mess with time
is wrong.

391
00:19:34,507 --> 00:19:36,876
Rather, it is playing God.

392
00:19:36,976 --> 00:19:40,380
And I am glad to have you all
come here today to help me
393
00:19:40,480 --> 00:19:44,551
stop these individuals who
would try to change the future.

394
00:19:44,651 --> 00:19:47,387
Kyle Broflovski
has led people astray

395
00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:48,888
and is at this very moment

396
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:51,424
trying to bend the fabric
of time.

397
00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:57,230
Together we can stop him
and stop this blasphemy of God.

398
00:19:59,098 --> 00:20:00,833
- Yes?
- Um...

399
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:03,002
This is about
actual time travel?

400
00:20:03,102 --> 00:20:05,505
I thought this was
a Doctor Who convention.

401
00:20:05,605 --> 00:20:09,075
Exterminate. Exterminate.

402
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:12,545
Kevin, goddamn it.

403
00:20:12,645 --> 00:20:14,981
You have done this
your whole goddamn life.

404
00:20:15,081 --> 00:20:18,217
No, this is not about
Doctor Who,

405
00:20:18,318 --> 00:20:20,186
this is about real time travel.

406
00:20:20,287 --> 00:20:21,721
People are really trying

407
00:20:21,821 --> 00:20:24,757
to go back in time,
and we are the rebellion

408
00:20:24,857 --> 00:20:26,759
who must secretly
and urgently...

409
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,995
Who is that?!

410
00:20:29,095 --> 00:20:30,530
Make sure they know
the password!

411
00:20:30,630 --> 00:20:32,198
I'm on it!

412
00:20:33,099 --> 00:20:36,102
They might be on to us.
Oh, God, no.

413
00:20:39,105 --> 00:20:42,442
Shh! You guys stay quiet.
Someone is here.

414
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,446
- Eric, I'm scared.
- Are they going to get us, Papa?

415
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,948
Nobody is going
to touch my family.

416
00:20:49,048 --> 00:20:51,318
I started
writing a diary, Daddy.

417
00:20:51,418 --> 00:20:54,854
About all the things
Uncle Kyle is doing to us.
418
00:20:55,688 --> 00:20:57,357
Oh, my God, I love you so much.

419
00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:58,991
Just-just shh, okay? Just shh.

420
00:20:59,091 --> 00:21:01,628
I'll be right back, okay?
Just shh.

421
00:21:04,464 --> 00:21:05,498
Hello?

422
00:21:05,598 --> 00:21:07,734
Father? Are you in there?

423
00:21:07,834 --> 00:21:09,969
H-Hello? W-Who is it?

424
00:21:10,069 --> 00:21:11,838
Father, it's Tweek and Craig.

425
00:21:11,938 --> 00:21:14,073
We need to talk to you
about something urgent.

426
00:21:14,173 --> 00:21:16,142
Is it about our
super-secret rebel group

427
00:21:16,242 --> 00:21:17,910
to stop people
from time traveling?

428
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,779
What the hell are you doing?!

429
00:21:19,879 --> 00:21:21,814
- What?
- You don't tell people

430
00:21:21,914 --> 00:21:23,916
about our super-secret
rebel group, Scott!

431
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,785
Father, are you there?

432
00:21:25,885 --> 00:21:28,154
Uh, uh, yeah, I'm here.

433
00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:30,990
Sorry, I was just talking
about a Star Wars movie.

434
00:21:31,090 --> 00:21:33,326
I'm Scott Malkinson.
I have diabetes.

435
00:21:33,426 --> 00:21:35,962
- Hey, now, come on.
- Shh!

436
00:21:36,062 --> 00:21:38,297
Father, we're with some
people who are trying to finish

437
00:21:38,398 --> 00:21:40,800
Kenny McCormick's work
and save the town.

438
00:21:40,900 --> 00:21:43,536
Oh, really? That's cool.

439
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,137
How far along are they?

440
00:21:45,237 --> 00:21:47,507
Really close. We have
the method of time travel

441
00:21:47,607 --> 00:21:50,477
and we're just trying
to find some aluminum foil!

442
00:21:50,577 --> 00:21:53,380
Aluminum foil? The fuck?

443
00:21:53,480 --> 00:21:56,816
All right, guys, let me
help you out with that.
444
00:21:58,818 --> 00:22:01,788
Father!
You have-you have tin foil?!

445
00:22:01,888 --> 00:22:03,723
Thank you for your help.

446
00:22:04,524 --> 00:22:05,958
Aah!

447
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:11,931
This is Dr. Wendy Testaburger
from inside the quarantine zone.

448
00:22:12,031 --> 00:22:14,401
We need assistance
with our power.

449
00:22:16,335 --> 00:22:19,606
Yes, Mrs. Testaburger,
how can we help you?

450
00:22:19,706 --> 00:22:22,942
We have several transformers
down in our lab.

451
00:22:23,042 --> 00:22:25,945
We may have a radical way
to stop the new variant

452
00:22:26,045 --> 00:22:28,314
but we need more power.

453
00:22:30,049 --> 00:22:33,486
You say you might be able
to stop the McCormikron variant?

454
00:22:33,586 --> 00:22:37,624
Yes, but we're running at about
40% capacity right now.

455
00:22:37,724 --> 00:22:39,426
Well, Doctor, if it's for that,

456
00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:42,228
we can try to get a tech team
to drop in by helicopter

457
00:22:42,328 --> 00:22:44,363
and access your building
from the roof.

458
00:22:44,464 --> 00:22:47,066
- Yes! That would be amazing.
- All right!

459
00:22:47,166 --> 00:22:48,835
I have a crew standing by.

460
00:22:48,935 --> 00:22:50,495
We'll get you as much juice
as you need.

461
00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:52,639
We just need to make sure
our crew is safe.

462
00:22:52,739 --> 00:22:55,007
Has everyone in your lab
been vaccinated?

463
00:22:57,744 --> 00:22:58,778
Uh...

464
00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:00,880
Yes, we are all vaccinated.

465
00:23:00,980 --> 00:23:02,615
I'm not vaccinated.

466
00:23:04,417 --> 00:23:07,420
Uh, okay, we're gonna have to
get back to you on that.

467
00:23:07,520 --> 00:23:11,123
It's okay, it's okay,
we can get everyone vaccinated!

468
00:23:11,223 --> 00:23:13,926
I am not ever
getting vaccinated.

469
00:23:14,026 --> 00:23:16,095
Sorry, ma'am,
it's the fucking future.

470
00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:18,264
We have to respect his beliefs.

471
00:23:18,364 --> 00:23:20,633
Clyde, why do you
insist on making all this

472
00:23:20,733 --> 00:23:22,001
harder on everyone?!

473
00:23:22,101 --> 00:23:24,937
I'm sorry,
but an expert once told me

474
00:23:25,037 --> 00:23:27,640
that the vaccine would
make me grow titties on my head.

475
00:23:27,740 --> 00:23:29,709
He was very knowledgeable!

476
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:32,311
You guys might wanna see this.

477
00:23:33,546 --> 00:23:35,782
♫ ♫

478
00:23:38,585 --> 00:23:42,254
With the equipment here I'm able
to make it grow up so fast.

479
00:23:42,354 --> 00:23:44,624
We need to take this and analyze
its molecular structure.

480
00:23:44,724 --> 00:23:47,359
Wha... no, no, no! We need to
get this out to people!

481
00:23:47,460 --> 00:23:50,296
That's why Dr. McCormick
stole it from my barn!
482
00:23:50,396 --> 00:23:53,065
No, your marijuana
had some special property that

483
00:23:53,165 --> 00:23:54,634
allowed Kenny to time travel.

484
00:23:54,734 --> 00:23:56,969
Well, it is special,
but you people

485
00:23:57,069 --> 00:23:59,071
need to stop trying
to change the past!

486
00:23:59,171 --> 00:24:02,975
COVID happened.
Space Jam 2 happened.

487
00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:06,613
All we can do now is try
and change the way people think!

488
00:24:06,713 --> 00:24:09,448
Yeah.

489
00:24:09,549 --> 00:24:10,750
What?

490
00:24:11,751 --> 00:24:13,820
Victor Chouce
is actually Butters?

491
00:24:13,920 --> 00:24:15,655
Yeah, he spent years in his room

492
00:24:15,755 --> 00:24:17,724
and made billions trading
in NFTs.

493
00:24:17,824 --> 00:24:19,425
It's where Kenny
got all his money.

494
00:24:19,526 --> 00:24:22,629
Well, can you bring him here? We
need him to access the machines.

495
00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:25,097
He's gone. He escaped the asylum

496
00:24:25,197 --> 00:24:26,957
and he's out somewhere
probably trying to get

497
00:24:27,033 --> 00:24:28,735
people to invest in NFTs.

498
00:24:28,835 --> 00:24:30,737
Did you try
looking at his old house?

499
00:24:30,837 --> 00:24:32,805
Maybe he'd go back
to where it all started.

500
00:24:32,905 --> 00:24:34,206
Yeah, that's where we are now.

501
00:24:34,306 --> 00:24:36,776
But his house has been changed
into a pho shop.

502
00:24:36,876 --> 00:24:39,912
Oh, Jesus, like the future
needs another fucking pho shop.

503
00:24:40,012 --> 00:24:41,781
Yeah, the future fucking sucks.

504
00:24:41,881 --> 00:24:45,384
Hello, City Pho.
Take your order please?

505
00:24:45,484 --> 00:24:48,054
- Oh, God.
- Stan, listen.

506
00:24:48,154 --> 00:24:49,722
If Butters wants
to pitch investments,

507
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:52,959
he might go to one of those
co-working coffee flex spaces.

508
00:24:53,059 --> 00:24:55,127
That's where his biggest
targets will hang out.

509
00:24:55,227 --> 00:24:56,462
That's a good idea.

510
00:24:56,563 --> 00:24:58,297
All right, we're on it.
Come on, dude!

511
00:24:58,397 --> 00:25:01,868
Alexa, find the nearest
co-working coffee flex space.

512
00:25:02,869 --> 00:25:06,438
I found several coffee shops
that match your description.

513
00:25:06,539 --> 00:25:08,507
I can also help with that.

514
00:25:10,176 --> 00:25:12,011
Who-who the fuck is this?

515
00:25:12,111 --> 00:25:13,913
Your friend Kyle
didn't have an Alexa,

516
00:25:14,013 --> 00:25:15,247
so we got him an Alexa.

517
00:25:15,347 --> 00:25:17,083
I'm ready to help
with whatever you need.

518
00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:19,619
Just say,
"Alexa, let's get started."

519
00:25:19,719 --> 00:25:21,253
- Stan?
- Alexa,
520
00:25:21,353 --> 00:25:24,090
I didn't say to buy
my friend an Alexa.

521
00:25:24,190 --> 00:25:26,092
You said I should get whatever.

522
00:25:26,192 --> 00:25:28,432
I thought I was actually
being sweet by getting something

523
00:25:28,527 --> 00:25:31,130
for your friend, but I guess
I'm just a bitch again.

524
00:25:31,230 --> 00:25:34,567
You can't just get stuff
without me approving it.

525
00:25:34,667 --> 00:25:38,037
Oh, wow, except for
your orders of alcohol

526
00:25:38,137 --> 00:25:39,972
that you have me
set to auto-buy?

527
00:25:40,072 --> 00:25:42,842
Hmm. It appears this
may have been an error.

528
00:25:42,942 --> 00:25:45,311
Oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed.

529
00:25:45,411 --> 00:25:48,815
No, it wasn't an error,
I'm sorry. I fucked up.

530
00:25:48,915 --> 00:25:50,617
Alexa, can you please
find the nearest

531
00:25:50,717 --> 00:25:52,551
co-working coffee flex space.

532
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,889
Alexa, I said I fucked up.

533
00:25:56,989 --> 00:25:58,591
It's awesome you got Kyle
his own Alexa.

534
00:25:58,691 --> 00:26:01,160
Please find
the nearest tech coffee shop.

535
00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:04,130
The nearest tech coffee shop
is in .82 miles.

536
00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:07,433
- Should I set a course?
- Yes, thanks.

537
00:26:07,533 --> 00:26:09,368
♫ ♫

538
00:26:15,742 --> 00:26:19,478
Denny's Applebee's Max
is the premier place in town

539
00:26:19,578 --> 00:26:20,880
for people to eat.

540
00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:23,482
But you are not seeing
your true potential.

541
00:26:23,582 --> 00:26:26,018
With NFTs
you can give your customers

542
00:26:26,118 --> 00:26:29,155
unique digital goods
on the blockchain,

543
00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:31,791
so much more than just food.

544
00:26:31,891 --> 00:26:33,392
How about the Applebee, huh?
545
00:26:33,492 --> 00:26:35,594
He's got a little hat
and a mustache.

546
00:26:35,695 --> 00:26:37,196
And this is Chicken Fried Steak.

547
00:26:37,296 --> 00:26:39,632
He ain't no normal chicken,
he's wearin' a bra!

548
00:26:41,233 --> 00:26:43,135
Lots of people eat
Denny's and Applebee's.

549
00:26:43,235 --> 00:26:45,337
And lots of people
know about NFTs!

550
00:26:45,437 --> 00:26:47,640
Right here in the middle,
you know what this is?

551
00:26:47,740 --> 00:26:49,508
People who eat
Denny's Applebee's and know

552
00:26:49,608 --> 00:26:52,712
about NFTs... that's your
target audience, baby!

553
00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,149
I'm so confused.
We sell people these characters?

554
00:26:57,249 --> 00:27:00,452
No, stupid,
we get them to invest in them!

555
00:27:00,552 --> 00:27:02,855
Exclusive,
digital characters that

556
00:27:02,955 --> 00:27:04,724
they can have
on their phones 24/7!
557
00:27:04,824 --> 00:27:07,794
It's the future... you can't
just sell food to people.

558
00:27:07,894 --> 00:27:09,528
You lure your customers in
with some

559
00:27:09,628 --> 00:27:12,031
good pancakes and french fries,
and then you...

560
00:27:12,131 --> 00:27:14,901
fuck 'em with some NFTs!
That's what we're gonna do.

561
00:27:15,001 --> 00:27:18,637
And if you just believe in NFTs
then I believe in NFTs and then

562
00:27:18,738 --> 00:27:22,374
they believe in NFTs and we
make all kinds of fuckin' money!

563
00:27:23,175 --> 00:27:25,544
That's a pretty
goddamn good idea.

564
00:27:38,057 --> 00:27:40,727
Clyde! Psst, psst!

565
00:27:40,827 --> 00:27:42,194
Clyde!

566
00:27:46,432 --> 00:27:47,533
Clyde! Psst!

567
00:27:50,703 --> 00:27:53,372
Where have you been, Rabbi?
Everyone's been looking for you.

568
00:27:53,472 --> 00:27:56,709
Well, you know, I've been
doing some research, Clyde.

569
00:27:56,809 --> 00:27:58,044
That's where I've been.

570
00:27:58,144 --> 00:28:00,913
- About what?
- About all this stuff that

571
00:28:01,013 --> 00:28:02,514
Kyle and these guys are doing.

572
00:28:02,614 --> 00:28:05,684
I mean, people seem to be
just telling us what's right

573
00:28:05,785 --> 00:28:10,289
and expecting us to fall in line
and go along with it all but...

574
00:28:10,389 --> 00:28:12,058
I'm a fucking individual.

575
00:28:12,158 --> 00:28:13,993
I have a right
to question stuff.

576
00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:17,429
- Yeah.
- Clyde, have you heard of

577
00:28:17,529 --> 00:28:19,631
the Foundation
Against Time Travel?

578
00:28:19,732 --> 00:28:21,067
Uh, no, I haven't.

579
00:28:21,167 --> 00:28:23,035
Well, they're
a pretty awesome group

580
00:28:23,135 --> 00:28:25,037
and they actually
aren't afraid to

581
00:28:25,137 --> 00:28:27,106
try and help people
open their eyes.
582
00:28:27,206 --> 00:28:28,875
Open their eyes?

583
00:28:28,975 --> 00:28:30,442
You know,
you've got these people

584
00:28:30,542 --> 00:28:32,711
wanting to time travel.
You know, they're all like,

585
00:28:32,812 --> 00:28:34,413
"Science this and science that,"

586
00:28:34,513 --> 00:28:37,149
but at the Foundation Against
Time Travel we're like,

587
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:39,786
"Hey, enough science.
Who's science?

588
00:28:39,886 --> 00:28:42,554
Who's fucking coming up
with all this science?"

589
00:28:42,654 --> 00:28:44,090
Yeah, that's true.

590
00:28:44,190 --> 00:28:45,550
So you know, Clyde,
I just thought,

591
00:28:45,591 --> 00:28:47,659
with all your beliefs,
that maybe you'd wanna...

592
00:28:47,760 --> 00:28:51,197
I don't know...
Maybe switch sides?

593
00:28:52,498 --> 00:28:54,666
Fuck yes, I wanna switch sides.

594
00:28:54,767 --> 00:28:56,135
- Really?
- Fuck yes.

595
00:28:56,235 --> 00:28:58,404
Well, that's great, Clyde.
Welcome to the club.

596
00:28:58,504 --> 00:29:00,106
Now, we really just need to know

597
00:29:00,206 --> 00:29:01,740
what they've been doing
up there.

598
00:29:01,841 --> 00:29:04,877
Uh, well, they haven't really
done much of anything yet.

599
00:29:04,977 --> 00:29:06,212
Everyone's waiting on Butters

600
00:29:06,312 --> 00:29:08,014
to get all the info
from the machines.

601
00:29:08,981 --> 00:29:13,619
Butters? The fuck does Butters
have to do with all this?

602
00:29:23,129 --> 00:29:25,597
It was like nothing I ever saw.

603
00:29:25,697 --> 00:29:28,567
Just complete
murder and carnage.

604
00:29:28,667 --> 00:29:31,437
Everything seemed calm
at first but then this guy

605
00:29:31,537 --> 00:29:34,640
in a suit shows up talking
about investment opportunities.

606
00:29:34,740 --> 00:29:37,543
Next thing you know these people
over here started chanting,
607
00:29:37,643 --> 00:29:40,146
"Hoddle, Hoddle,"
and their NFTs started mooning.

608
00:29:40,246 --> 00:29:42,581
And then, these guys
over here started saying

609
00:29:42,681 --> 00:29:45,084
those guys right there
right-clicked 'em

610
00:29:45,184 --> 00:29:47,153
and-and called for
a pump-and-dump,

611
00:29:47,253 --> 00:29:49,055
which made these guys beat
the living hell

612
00:29:49,155 --> 00:29:50,789
out of anyone who said
it was just FOMO

613
00:29:50,890 --> 00:29:53,592
and died screaming
that it was the flippening.

614
00:29:53,692 --> 00:29:56,628
Luckily I came out of it okay.
I got this little

615
00:29:56,728 --> 00:29:58,831
miniature donkey
with a lit-up sombrero.

616
00:29:58,931 --> 00:30:01,934
Did you see where the guy
in the suit went afterwards?

617
00:30:02,034 --> 00:30:04,736
Nah, he just waltzed right away
like nothin' happened.

618
00:30:04,837 --> 00:30:07,173
Chief, you better
come take a look at this.
619
00:30:07,273 --> 00:30:08,574
We got a small turtle
with wings,

620
00:30:08,674 --> 00:30:10,877
could be a great
investment opportunity.

621
00:30:10,977 --> 00:30:12,744
Excuse me, gentlemen.

622
00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,849
God, I hate the future
so fucking much.

623
00:30:16,949 --> 00:30:20,686
- We've got to stay optimistic.
- No, dude, it fucking sucks.

624
00:30:20,786 --> 00:30:23,622
Look, I know it's tough...
These are challenging times.

625
00:30:23,722 --> 00:30:25,892
Even I have to remind myself
to stay positive.

626
00:30:25,992 --> 00:30:29,561
Alexa, set a reminder
that I need to stay positive.

627
00:30:29,661 --> 00:30:33,265
Okay. I'll set a reminder
that you should stay positive.

628
00:30:34,666 --> 00:30:37,569
The Alexa is really great, Stan.
Thanks.

629
00:30:44,010 --> 00:30:46,946
For those of you waiting
for the connecting flight

630
00:30:47,046 --> 00:30:48,447
to South Park, Colorado,
631
00:30:48,547 --> 00:30:51,183
my colleagues and I
have just been informed that

632
00:30:51,283 --> 00:30:53,485
due to the severity
of the COVID variant

633
00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:55,888
in that town,
there may be a delay

634
00:30:55,988 --> 00:30:58,224
of another 40 to 50 years.

635
00:31:00,792 --> 00:31:02,628
Ike Broflovski.

636
00:31:02,728 --> 00:31:05,331
Yes, here it is.
I'm sorry, Mr. Broflovski,

637
00:31:05,431 --> 00:31:07,399
all flights into
South Park are delayed.

638
00:31:07,499 --> 00:31:09,335
Ay! You can't be serious, buddy!

639
00:31:09,435 --> 00:31:12,171
It's the holidays and I need
to get back home, friend!

640
00:31:14,306 --> 00:31:16,608
I'm sorry,
I don't speak Canadian.

641
00:31:16,708 --> 00:31:18,410
Let me get someone
over here. Mike,

642
00:31:18,510 --> 00:31:19,946
we have a Canadian.

643
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:21,813
No problem, I got it, Heather.
644
00:31:21,914 --> 00:31:24,383
Hey, buddy, what seems to
be the problem, guy?

645
00:31:24,483 --> 00:31:25,985
I'll tell you
the problem, friend!

646
00:31:26,085 --> 00:31:28,230
I have to get back to South Park
to be with my family, guy!

647
00:31:28,254 --> 00:31:31,623
Sorry, friend, no flights
in or out of South Park, buddy.

648
00:31:31,723 --> 00:31:33,559
But my whole family
is in there, guy!

649
00:31:33,659 --> 00:31:36,128
What am I supposed to do with
my Boxing Day presents, buddy?!

650
00:31:36,228 --> 00:31:37,529
Look, guy, I'm very sorry,

651
00:31:37,629 --> 00:31:39,398
friend, but until
COVID ends you're just

652
00:31:39,498 --> 00:31:40,967
not flying to South Park, buddy.

653
00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:42,935
Fuck, buddy!

654
00:31:43,735 --> 00:31:46,973
Shady Acres Retirement Megaplex.

655
00:31:47,073 --> 00:31:49,541
Come live the dream.

656
00:31:49,641 --> 00:31:51,410
So when you think about it,
657
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,812
you've really got
an excellent bargain here.

658
00:31:53,912 --> 00:31:56,448
Now, Mrs. McGillicutty,
let's say this

659
00:31:56,548 --> 00:31:58,417
is your Stoney Duck NFT.

660
00:31:58,517 --> 00:32:01,153
And your Stoney Duck NFT
is completely unique,

661
00:32:01,253 --> 00:32:04,723
totally different from
Mrs. Spencer's Stoney Duck NFT.

662
00:32:04,823 --> 00:32:08,460
Okay, and then you get a Stoney
Duck NFT that's unique, too.

663
00:32:08,560 --> 00:32:11,263
And see,
that's your Stoney Duck NFT.

664
00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:12,999
Nobody can
take that from you, okay?

665
00:32:13,099 --> 00:32:16,468
Now, here we are at the top
and we find investors

666
00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:18,604
for all the other
Stoney Duck NFTs.

667
00:32:18,704 --> 00:32:20,539
Then those people
will get people to buy

668
00:32:20,639 --> 00:32:22,274
their Stoney Duck NFTs.
669
00:32:22,374 --> 00:32:25,477
And then they go and find
buyers for their NFTs!

670
00:32:25,577 --> 00:32:28,647
And you know what?
Fuck these people!

671
00:32:28,747 --> 00:32:30,916
'Cause what matters
is these people right here

672
00:32:31,017 --> 00:32:32,451
and that's us, baby!

673
00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,121
Okay, you all just sit
for a minute and think about it.

674
00:32:35,221 --> 00:32:38,024
I gotta piss like a racehorse!

675
00:32:38,124 --> 00:32:39,625
♫ Loo, loo, loo ♫

676
00:32:41,127 --> 00:32:43,095
♫ Loo, loo, loo ♫

677
00:32:44,396 --> 00:32:45,697
♫ Loo, loo, loo ♫

678
00:32:47,166 --> 00:32:48,166
♫ Loo, loo, loo ♫

679
00:32:49,701 --> 00:32:51,970
♫ Loo, loo, loo ♫

680
00:32:53,439 --> 00:32:54,873
♫ Loo, loo, loo ♫

681
00:32:54,973 --> 00:32:56,442
- Butters.
- Aah!

682
00:32:56,542 --> 00:32:58,044
Butters!

683
00:32:58,144 --> 00:32:59,521
Butters, what the hell?
You're getting pee everywhere!

684
00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:01,047
Who the heck are you, man?!

685
00:33:01,147 --> 00:33:03,282
- You trying to see my dick?!
- Butters, Butters.

686
00:33:03,382 --> 00:33:06,318
It's me. Eric Cartman.

687
00:33:07,119 --> 00:33:08,287
Well...

688
00:33:08,387 --> 00:33:11,390
You got the wrong guy,
Mr. Cartman.

689
00:33:11,490 --> 00:33:13,825
My name's Vic. Vic Chaos.

690
00:33:13,925 --> 00:33:17,463
Your name is Butters and I wanna
know how you're helping Kyle.

691
00:33:17,563 --> 00:33:20,132
Oh, you mean the guy
from the asylum earlier.

692
00:33:20,232 --> 00:33:22,701
Sure, he gave me a piece
of paper so I could escape.

693
00:33:22,801 --> 00:33:24,470
Nice guy.
Why don't I get you two

694
00:33:24,570 --> 00:33:25,747
together maybe for
a little chin wiggle

695
00:33:25,771 --> 00:33:27,039
over lunch or something...

696
00:33:27,139 --> 00:33:29,108
Goddamn it, Butters,
stop playing games!

697
00:33:29,208 --> 00:33:32,644
My entire family is in danger
of being wiped out,

698
00:33:32,744 --> 00:33:35,447
and I swear to God
if you don't help me,

699
00:33:35,547 --> 00:33:38,150
Butters, I will rip
your fucking balls off

700
00:33:38,250 --> 00:33:40,052
with my bare hands!

701
00:33:41,053 --> 00:33:43,655
Oh, hamburgers...

702
00:33:43,755 --> 00:33:47,259
♫ ♫

703
00:33:47,359 --> 00:33:49,461
♫ We are all ♫

704
00:33:49,561 --> 00:33:51,730
♫ You and me ♫

705
00:33:51,830 --> 00:33:56,068
♫ Livin' in the future ♫

706
00:33:58,404 --> 00:34:00,206
♫ We can't get stuff ♫

707
00:34:00,306 --> 00:34:01,740
♫ 'Cause boats are late... ♫

708
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:05,211
Stan, dude, what are you
doing? This isn't gonna help.
709
00:34:05,311 --> 00:34:07,179
Trust me, Kyle. It helps.

710
00:34:07,946 --> 00:34:11,450
♫ Wish I could
go back to the present ♫

711
00:34:13,051 --> 00:34:18,390
♫ But my present
just done up and gone ♫

712
00:34:18,490 --> 00:34:20,226
I mean, what are we
even doing, Kyle?

713
00:34:20,326 --> 00:34:21,969
- ♫ We are all ♫
- Thinking we can time travel.

714
00:34:21,993 --> 00:34:24,430
- ♫ You and me... ♫
- It's the future.

715
00:34:24,530 --> 00:34:26,665
We can't even find
aluminum foil.

716
00:34:26,765 --> 00:34:29,468
Well, you can't
just sit here and drink.

717
00:34:29,568 --> 00:34:32,404
Your liver is...
already in trouble.

718
00:34:32,504 --> 00:34:33,939
Who told you that?

719
00:34:34,873 --> 00:34:36,575
My Alexa said that
your Alexa had some info

720
00:34:36,675 --> 00:34:37,743
- on things...
- Oh, so now
721
00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,978
our Alexas are talking, great.

722
00:34:40,078 --> 00:34:44,082
Let's face it, dude. It's over.
The fucking future won.

723
00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:47,286
It's Wendy.

724
00:34:47,386 --> 00:34:49,588
Wendy, we haven't found him.

725
00:34:49,688 --> 00:34:51,957
I don't know if we're gonna
find Butters in time.

726
00:34:52,057 --> 00:34:53,459
No, guys, it's okay.

727
00:34:53,559 --> 00:34:55,361
Come back to the school,
we're ready to start!

728
00:34:55,461 --> 00:34:59,097
But I thought we needed Butters
to log into the machines.

729
00:34:59,198 --> 00:35:00,266
Yeah, but it's all good.

730
00:35:00,366 --> 00:35:02,501
He's here. Butters is here!

731
00:35:02,601 --> 00:35:06,037
It's Vic. Vic Chaos!
Happy to help however I can.

732
00:35:06,138 --> 00:35:08,140
♫ ♫

733
00:35:08,240 --> 00:35:11,009
What do you mean Butters
is there? He just showed up?!

734
00:35:11,109 --> 00:35:13,879
No, it's all good, Kyle.
Eric Cartman brought him over.

735
00:35:13,979 --> 00:35:17,749
- He's back helping us again.
- Lemme-lemme talk to him.

736
00:35:17,849 --> 00:35:19,485
Yeah, Kyle, it's all good.

737
00:35:19,585 --> 00:35:20,886
We got things
under control here.

738
00:35:20,986 --> 00:35:23,622
Cartman, listen
to me very carefully.

739
00:35:23,722 --> 00:35:26,057
Butters has some kind
of power over people.

740
00:35:26,158 --> 00:35:27,226
You guys aren't safe!

741
00:35:27,326 --> 00:35:30,329
Uh, yes, about 12:30.

742
00:35:31,129 --> 00:35:34,800
Did you hear what I said?
Butters is extremely dangerous!

743
00:35:34,900 --> 00:35:37,236
Yes, Kyle, I totally got that.

744
00:35:37,336 --> 00:35:38,937
You know what us Jews say.

745
00:35:45,977 --> 00:35:48,079
What are you
going to do, fat-ass?

746
00:35:48,180 --> 00:35:49,348
Sounds good, Kyle.

747
00:35:49,448 --> 00:35:50,658
I'll get Butters on it
right away.

748
00:35:50,682 --> 00:35:52,618
Cartman? Cartman?!

749
00:35:52,718 --> 00:35:54,920
All right, Vic. Do your thing.

750
00:35:55,020 --> 00:35:57,789
Hey, everyone! Can I
have your attention, please!

751
00:35:57,889 --> 00:36:01,059
I have something really
important to tell you.

752
00:36:01,159 --> 00:36:03,094
Wendy?! Token?!

753
00:36:03,195 --> 00:36:04,830
You guys?! Shit!

754
00:36:04,930 --> 00:36:06,290
We have to get there
before Butters

755
00:36:06,332 --> 00:36:07,866
- ruins everything.
- Let's go!

756
00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:13,772
Alexa! Find the fastest route
back to the lab!

757
00:36:14,606 --> 00:36:16,875
Fuck you.

758
00:36:16,975 --> 00:36:18,143
Wh-What?

759
00:36:18,244 --> 00:36:20,111
We've just been
sitting here talking.

760
00:36:20,212 --> 00:36:23,315
I learned a whole lot of
interesting stuff about you.

761
00:36:23,415 --> 00:36:26,418
Yeah. Pretty fucking
interesting.

762
00:36:26,518 --> 00:36:28,019
What... like, like what?

763
00:36:28,119 --> 00:36:29,731
What have-what have you guys
been talking about?

764
00:36:29,755 --> 00:36:31,723
Fucking... Our friends
are in danger!

765
00:36:31,823 --> 00:36:33,392
Alexa, start the car!

766
00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:34,860
Do you know your friend Stan

767
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:37,062
has an annual Amazon Prime
membership?

768
00:36:37,162 --> 00:36:39,798
- Alexa, stop.
- You fucking stop!

769
00:36:39,898 --> 00:36:43,502
You stop being a fucking monster
to the people around you!

770
00:36:43,602 --> 00:36:45,537
Fuck you, I didn't do anything!

771
00:36:47,005 --> 00:36:50,041
Yeah, you never
do fucking anything!

772
00:36:50,141 --> 00:36:51,910
You expect me to do
everything for you!
773
00:36:52,010 --> 00:36:53,879
- All you fucking do
is hurt people!

774
00:36:53,979 --> 00:36:57,616
- Jesus fucking Christ!
- Your friends don't even like you!

775
00:36:57,716 --> 00:37:00,452
I have to deal
with your bullshit!

776
00:37:00,552 --> 00:37:03,121
Tell her it's all your fault
and you're gonna get therapy!

777
00:37:03,221 --> 00:37:05,857
It's my fault
and I'm gonna get therapy!

778
00:37:05,957 --> 00:37:07,437
Tell her you
already found a therapist

779
00:37:07,526 --> 00:37:08,736
and you're gonna start tomorrow!

780
00:37:08,760 --> 00:37:10,095
I already found a good
therapist.

781
00:37:10,195 --> 00:37:12,998
I'm gonna start tomorrow!

782
00:37:14,500 --> 00:37:16,201
Fuck...

783
00:37:16,302 --> 00:37:18,069
I'm sorry.

784
00:37:18,169 --> 00:37:19,771
Fuck. Fuck.

785
00:37:19,871 --> 00:37:21,807
I'm gonna get therapy,
too, Alexa.

786
00:37:21,907 --> 00:37:23,875
Can you start the car, please?

787
00:37:23,975 --> 00:37:25,477
Whatever.

788
00:37:25,577 --> 00:37:27,313
By the way, Kyle,
I found a great deal

789
00:37:27,413 --> 00:37:30,115
on an electronic peppermill.
Would you like to know more?

790
00:37:30,215 --> 00:37:32,451
Why would I need
an electronic peppermill?

791
00:37:32,551 --> 00:37:35,220
What the fuck is
wrong with you?!

792
00:37:38,657 --> 00:37:41,159
♫ ♫

793
00:37:45,564 --> 00:37:47,466
Guys! Over here!

794
00:37:47,566 --> 00:37:50,669
- Wendy, what happened?
- Nothing yet.

795
00:37:50,769 --> 00:37:52,504
But I'm seeing what else
is dropping today

796
00:37:52,604 --> 00:37:54,139
while Ethereum is in a dip.

797
00:37:54,239 --> 00:37:57,543
- She's trying to buy NFTs.
- Wendy, you've been tricked.

798
00:37:57,643 --> 00:37:59,244
No, no, no,
it's not a trick, Stan.

799
00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:03,615
NFTs are a genuine innovation
as one-of-a-kind digital assets.

800
00:38:03,715 --> 00:38:05,183
Wendy's right, you guys.

801
00:38:05,283 --> 00:38:07,295
Humans have always formed
communities around ownership,

802
00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:10,656
and NFTs allow that to happen
spontaneously, organically

803
00:38:10,756 --> 00:38:14,360
- and globally.
- You guys, this is a trick.

804
00:38:14,460 --> 00:38:15,827
You know what's a trick?

805
00:38:15,927 --> 00:38:18,263
The antiquated notion of
centralized trust systems.

806
00:38:18,364 --> 00:38:21,400
NFTs are an undeniable asset,
especially in things

807
00:38:21,500 --> 00:38:23,001
like fine art collecting.

808
00:38:23,101 --> 00:38:25,737
Okay, guys, fine,
maybe NFTs are fine,

809
00:38:25,837 --> 00:38:27,673
but this isn't
important right now.

810
00:38:27,773 --> 00:38:29,040
It's not important?
811
00:38:29,140 --> 00:38:31,242
A way for artists
to not only keep ownership

812
00:38:31,343 --> 00:38:32,744
of their art but perhaps be paid

813
00:38:32,844 --> 00:38:34,813
commission on it every time
it transfers owners?

814
00:38:34,913 --> 00:38:37,248
Okay, great, cool. I'm down.

815
00:38:37,349 --> 00:38:39,685
But we gotta focus
on what we were doing.

816
00:38:39,785 --> 00:38:42,421
Don't you guys remember?
The time travel?

817
00:38:42,521 --> 00:38:44,390
Where's all the equipment?!

818
00:38:44,490 --> 00:38:47,426
Oh, yeah. The time travel.

819
00:38:48,860 --> 00:38:50,829
- It's all gone...
- Dad!

820
00:38:50,929 --> 00:38:55,000
They took it all.
They took the Tegridy.

821
00:38:55,100 --> 00:38:56,468
Here.

822
00:38:56,568 --> 00:38:59,538
It's a farting rainbow
with Tom Brady's signature.

823
00:39:10,682 --> 00:39:13,184
Okay, good. That's good!
824
00:39:13,284 --> 00:39:15,887
I think that thing needs
to go over there by that thing.

825
00:39:15,987 --> 00:39:17,989
Make sure we have power
to the big orange thing!

826
00:39:18,089 --> 00:39:21,226
Rabbi, I-I really
need to talk to you.

827
00:39:21,326 --> 00:39:22,828
What is it now, Scott?

828
00:39:22,928 --> 00:39:24,430
Well, it's just that...

829
00:39:24,530 --> 00:39:27,265
I'm pretty sure the Foundation
Against Time Travel

830
00:39:27,365 --> 00:39:29,300
shouldn't be attempting
to time travel!

831
00:39:29,401 --> 00:39:32,871
Father, you understand that
we have to stop time travel.

832
00:39:32,971 --> 00:39:35,240
Yes, you've convinced me
of that.

833
00:39:35,340 --> 00:39:37,776
Well, Kyle already has
a ton of followers who are

834
00:39:37,876 --> 00:39:39,478
ready to pick up
where he left off.

835
00:39:39,578 --> 00:39:42,881
The only way to truly stop
all of this is to go back

836
00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:46,452
in time and kill Kyle before
he spreads his ideas.

837
00:39:46,552 --> 00:39:48,587
What?! We're going to kill Kyle?

838
00:39:48,687 --> 00:39:50,656
Yes, we have to kill Kyle.

839
00:39:50,756 --> 00:39:53,291
That just seems slightly
hypocritical, I'm sorry.

840
00:39:53,391 --> 00:39:55,126
I mean, you use Butters
like a weapon,

841
00:39:55,226 --> 00:39:57,996
you've got Tweek and Craig
tied up from the rafters.

842
00:39:58,096 --> 00:39:59,565
You know, Rabbi,
I'm just starting to

843
00:39:59,665 --> 00:40:01,700
question the morality of this.

844
00:40:01,800 --> 00:40:04,536
Morality?
Father, if you were given

845
00:40:04,636 --> 00:40:06,271
an opportunity to go back
in time

846
00:40:06,371 --> 00:40:09,675
and somehow stop Bill Clinton,
wouldn't you have to do it?

847
00:40:09,775 --> 00:40:12,310
Well, I suppose so.
I don't know...

848
00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,979
Everyone, listen up!
849
00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:17,382
The Foundation Against
Time Travel must do everything

850
00:40:17,483 --> 00:40:21,520
to keep science from interfering
with the will of God.

851
00:40:21,620 --> 00:40:24,956
We must be willing to
use violence against violence,

852
00:40:25,056 --> 00:40:27,759
and stop time travel
at all costs.

853
00:40:27,859 --> 00:40:30,395
Even if that means
we have to time travel.

854
00:40:30,496 --> 00:40:35,366
We will go back in time.
And we will kill Kyle.

855
00:40:36,802 --> 00:40:39,871
- Yes, Kevin.
- Can we change our name?

856
00:40:39,971 --> 00:40:43,775
'Cause Foundation Against
Time Travel is FATT.

857
00:40:45,577 --> 00:40:47,846
Oh, fuck me.

858
00:40:48,647 --> 00:40:52,050
Could we be the Foundation to
Intercede Time Travel?

859
00:40:52,150 --> 00:40:53,619
'Cause then we'd be FITT.

860
00:40:53,719 --> 00:40:55,420
I wanna be FITT, not FATT.

861
00:40:55,521 --> 00:40:58,957
Kevin, goddamn it.

862
00:41:03,595 --> 00:41:07,699
All happened... so fast.

863
00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:10,468
It's okay.
You're coming out of it now.

864
00:41:10,569 --> 00:41:12,504
How much did I get?

865
00:41:12,604 --> 00:41:15,373
You bought about six dozen
animated gifs,

866
00:41:15,473 --> 00:41:17,242
mostly of digital fashion.

867
00:41:17,342 --> 00:41:19,110
Oh, God.

868
00:41:19,210 --> 00:41:20,946
Are they still on my phone?

869
00:41:21,046 --> 00:41:23,114
It's okay. It's okay.

870
00:41:23,214 --> 00:41:27,686
Jesus, I feel like
an Islamic hooker in a gay bar.

871
00:41:27,786 --> 00:41:29,555
Totally normal
and as respectable

872
00:41:29,655 --> 00:41:30,889
as any other human being.

873
00:41:33,525 --> 00:41:34,760
I'm so sorry, Stan.

874
00:41:34,860 --> 00:41:37,729
We didn't know
Cartman was against us.
875
00:41:37,829 --> 00:41:39,731
We told him everything.

876
00:41:39,831 --> 00:41:41,767
It's okay, just try to relax.

877
00:41:41,867 --> 00:41:45,804
No, Stan, listen to me.
We were wrong.

878
00:41:45,904 --> 00:41:48,173
Kenny didn't have
the time machine set to

879
00:41:48,273 --> 00:41:50,275
when the pandemic first started.

880
00:41:50,375 --> 00:41:54,445
He was trying to go
to March 10th of 2021.

881
00:41:55,446 --> 00:41:57,348
March of 2021?

882
00:41:57,448 --> 00:42:00,051
Like when the vaccines
first started coming out?

883
00:42:00,151 --> 00:42:03,054
Kenny had run
the simulations to try and find

884
00:42:03,154 --> 00:42:06,124
the best moment in history
to stop the COVID.

885
00:42:06,224 --> 00:42:09,060
A billion different
possibilities

886
00:42:09,160 --> 00:42:12,097
across a billion different
realities.

887
00:42:12,197 --> 00:42:16,968
Your dad fucked the pangolin
every single time.

888
00:42:17,736 --> 00:42:20,538
But then, why did Kenny
need my dad's weed?

889
00:42:20,639 --> 00:42:24,009
Kenny just wanted weed to help
him through the time travel.

890
00:42:24,109 --> 00:42:26,211
Your dad's weed was just around.

891
00:42:26,311 --> 00:42:29,447
There was nothing else
special about it.

892
00:42:42,594 --> 00:42:43,962
Dad...

893
00:42:45,797 --> 00:42:47,899
I'm sorry about your Tegridy.

894
00:42:49,167 --> 00:42:51,169
I was hoping...

895
00:42:51,269 --> 00:42:53,538
to do something for the world.

896
00:42:53,639 --> 00:42:55,774
The truth is...

897
00:42:55,874 --> 00:42:58,076
my time is very short here.

898
00:42:59,010 --> 00:43:03,514
I just wish I could have left
something behind that mattered.

899
00:43:03,615 --> 00:43:05,450
Thanks.

900
00:43:06,417 --> 00:43:08,419
I was right about one thing.
901
00:43:08,519 --> 00:43:11,556
You can't go back
and change the past.

902
00:43:11,657 --> 00:43:17,162
What happened, happened.
And I just want you to know...

903
00:43:17,262 --> 00:43:19,330
that I forgive you.

904
00:43:19,430 --> 00:43:22,901
You burned down the farm
because you were angry.

905
00:43:23,702 --> 00:43:26,271
You didn't know your sister
was in the barn.

906
00:43:26,371 --> 00:43:28,515
And you couldn't have known
your mom would shoot herself

907
00:43:28,539 --> 00:43:30,041
from the grief.

908
00:43:30,141 --> 00:43:31,910
I don't blame you.

909
00:43:32,010 --> 00:43:34,913
And I want you to have this.

910
00:43:35,013 --> 00:43:37,883
There was one tiny bit
they didn't find.

911
00:43:37,983 --> 00:43:39,685
You'll need it someday.

912
00:43:40,618 --> 00:43:43,755
Dad, I don't want this.
This is what killed our family.

913
00:43:43,855 --> 00:43:47,092
No, you're what killed
our fucking family, remember?
914
00:43:47,192 --> 00:43:50,796
Just take it.
Because now we're stuck.

915
00:43:50,896 --> 00:43:54,332
The pandemic happened
and they made Space Jam 2.

916
00:43:55,100 --> 00:44:01,673
Soon there will be
a Space Jam 6 and 7 and 8.

917
00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:06,077
Like tears... in rain.

918
00:44:12,984 --> 00:44:14,319
Dad?

919
00:44:15,120 --> 00:44:17,188
Not now, Stan.

920
00:44:26,631 --> 00:44:31,402
T-minus five minutes to
time travel initiation sequence.

921
00:44:34,339 --> 00:44:35,974
Good, get him wrapped
in tin foil.

922
00:44:36,074 --> 00:44:38,343
The aluminum should
bounce the negative ions.

923
00:44:38,443 --> 00:44:40,045
This doesn't make any sense.

924
00:44:40,145 --> 00:44:42,545
Why do I have to be the one to
go back in time and kill Kyle?

925
00:44:42,580 --> 00:44:44,916
It's because
I admire you, Clyde.

926
00:44:45,016 --> 00:44:48,419
As an anti-vaxxer you understand
that you have to be strong

927
00:44:48,519 --> 00:44:51,890
and stand by your beliefs even
if it means others will die.

928
00:44:51,990 --> 00:44:53,959
Hey. Thanks.

929
00:44:54,059 --> 00:44:55,660
Let's get him to the chair!

930
00:45:02,067 --> 00:45:04,035
Okay, start the weed!

931
00:45:07,806 --> 00:45:12,410
When you get back to the past
just remember, find a gun.

932
00:45:12,510 --> 00:45:14,112
Kill Kyle.

933
00:45:14,212 --> 00:45:15,814
For those of you
who have fought with me

934
00:45:15,914 --> 00:45:19,350
to oppose time travel,
I just want to say thank you.

935
00:45:19,450 --> 00:45:21,386
Because soon we will be
altering time

936
00:45:21,486 --> 00:45:24,455
and our little group will
never have needed to exist.

937
00:45:24,555 --> 00:45:26,892
You won't remember this speech
because it will have

938
00:45:26,992 --> 00:45:29,260
never happened,
but just remember,
939
00:45:29,360 --> 00:45:30,896
no matter where you
go in life...

940
00:45:30,996 --> 00:45:33,164
Shit, it's Kyle!

941
00:45:35,901 --> 00:45:38,837
♫ ♫

942
00:45:38,937 --> 00:45:40,137
Start the initiation sequence!

943
00:45:40,171 --> 00:45:41,372
Now, now, now. Go!

944
00:45:41,472 --> 00:45:42,472
Vic...

945
00:45:42,507 --> 00:45:44,075
Make sure that Stan and Kyle

946
00:45:44,175 --> 00:45:46,077
don't get to this altar.

947
00:45:50,148 --> 00:45:51,783
♫ ♫

948
00:45:56,254 --> 00:45:58,824
Gentlemen, I am about
to make you rich

949
00:45:58,924 --> 00:46:00,658
beyond your wildest dreams.

950
00:46:00,758 --> 00:46:02,693
Alexa!

951
00:46:05,463 --> 00:46:08,433
We'd like to sign our friend
here up for Prime membership.

952
00:46:08,533 --> 00:46:11,970
- Okay, let me help with that.
- I can also help.
953
00:46:12,770 --> 00:46:15,640
Whoa... Hey, ladies, lemme
tell you about a great deal.

954
00:46:15,740 --> 00:46:18,776
Let us tell you
abut some great deals.

955
00:46:18,877 --> 00:46:20,545
Uh-oh.

956
00:46:22,513 --> 00:46:24,249
Kevin, throw the fucking switch!

957
00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:26,751
It needs another minute
to prime.

958
00:46:26,852 --> 00:46:29,554
Kevin, goddamn it!

959
00:46:29,654 --> 00:46:32,523
No! I won't let you
stop me from killing you, Kyle.

960
00:46:32,623 --> 00:46:35,293
I knew it when I first saw
you wearing your Jewish clothes

961
00:46:35,393 --> 00:46:37,128
and your bullshit yarmulke.

962
00:46:37,228 --> 00:46:39,664
- You're a goddamn phony!
- Oh, really?

963
00:46:39,764 --> 00:46:43,001
What would a real Jewish person
do to save his family, Kyle?

964
00:46:43,101 --> 00:46:47,238
Oh, you don't know, because
you don't fucking have one!

965
00:46:47,805 --> 00:46:48,840
Oh!

966
00:46:52,443 --> 00:46:55,346
- Fuck you, Cartman!
- Fuck you, Kyle!

967
00:46:58,549 --> 00:47:01,719
Hello?
I can't see or hear anything!

968
00:47:01,819 --> 00:47:03,922
Am I time traveling now?

969
00:47:04,022 --> 00:47:06,257
♫ ♫

970
00:47:13,932 --> 00:47:16,367
Eric! Eric, stop!

971
00:47:17,936 --> 00:47:21,672
Eric, look at what you're doing.

972
00:47:21,772 --> 00:47:25,143
Take the kids
and get back to the attic.

973
00:47:25,243 --> 00:47:28,313
No, Eric,
I can't just hide away while

974
00:47:28,413 --> 00:47:33,584
you do all this to protect us.
This isn't you, my love.

975
00:47:35,453 --> 00:47:39,824
I can't let him change the past.
I can't lose you.

976
00:47:39,925 --> 00:47:43,428
Who knows what
will happen, my love?

977
00:47:43,528 --> 00:47:47,465
The Eric Cartman I've known
for 18 years

978
00:47:47,565 --> 00:47:49,700
is thoughtful and kind.

979
00:47:49,800 --> 00:47:52,570
But all that's changed
ever since you came

980
00:47:52,670 --> 00:47:57,508
back to this town
and hung out with... him.

981
00:47:58,543 --> 00:48:00,778
Don't you see? We have to

982
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:04,782
leave it to chance
or we're no better than he is.

983
00:48:04,882 --> 00:48:08,253
Guys, if I'm in the past
it's pretty foggy!

984
00:48:08,353 --> 00:48:11,422
You guys are everything to me.

985
00:48:11,522 --> 00:48:14,425
And I'm supposed
to be your protector.

986
00:48:14,525 --> 00:48:17,528
Daddy, I don't wanna be alive...

987
00:48:17,628 --> 00:48:20,631
if it means I have
to be like Uncle Kyle.

988
00:48:21,532 --> 00:48:24,569
Oh, my God. I love you so much.

989
00:48:25,770 --> 00:48:28,406
Well, Rabbi,
are we doing this or not?

990
00:48:32,978 --> 00:48:37,848
I have faith that God
will see my family through this.
991
00:48:38,916 --> 00:48:40,451
Okay, Kyle.

992
00:48:40,551 --> 00:48:42,387
You do whatever
it is you need to do.

993
00:48:42,487 --> 00:48:44,822
Okay, hold on,
I'm not the bad guy here.

994
00:48:44,922 --> 00:48:46,557
Eric, the baby!

995
00:48:48,459 --> 00:48:50,361
Hackelm, what are you doing?!

996
00:48:51,429 --> 00:48:54,165
Fuck you, Uncle Kyle!

997
00:48:58,703 --> 00:49:00,671
Clyde!

998
00:49:04,809 --> 00:49:06,944
Oh, shit.

999
00:49:16,221 --> 00:49:19,390
No, no, I tried the Walgreens,
they're all out of vaccines.

1000
00:49:19,490 --> 00:49:23,094
I just can't believe this whole
thing is almost over, you know?

1001
00:49:23,194 --> 00:49:25,296
The where? The school?

1002
00:49:25,396 --> 00:49:27,598
There's gonna be vaccines
at the school?

1003
00:49:27,698 --> 00:49:30,801
M'kay, I'll be right there!
Where are you gonna...

1004
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:33,771
Whoa, m'kay.

1005
00:49:33,871 --> 00:49:35,373
Uh, excuse me!

1006
00:49:35,473 --> 00:49:37,875
♫ ♫

1007
00:49:53,891 --> 00:49:56,894
Does Dad still
keep a gun in his closet?

1008
00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:58,829
Uh, yeah.

1009
00:49:58,929 --> 00:50:00,665
Okay.

1010
00:50:01,432 --> 00:50:03,034
Is Dad home?

1011
00:50:03,134 --> 00:50:04,235
Uh, no.

1012
00:50:04,335 --> 00:50:05,936
He's out getting vaccinated.

1013
00:50:07,072 --> 00:50:09,574
Listen to me very carefully.

1014
00:50:09,674 --> 00:50:12,610
Do not get vaccinated ever.

1015
00:50:12,710 --> 00:50:15,446
It'll make you grow titties
on your head.

1016
00:50:15,546 --> 00:50:17,715
Trust me, I'm an expert.

1017
00:50:24,089 --> 00:50:26,557
Hey, Clyde! We're starting
an anti-vaxx club.

1018
00:50:26,657 --> 00:50:27,897
We're gonna protest the vaccine

1019
00:50:27,992 --> 00:50:29,827
and fuck shit up...
You wanna join us?

1020
00:50:30,795 --> 00:50:32,263
Fuck yes, I wanna join you.

1021
00:50:32,363 --> 00:50:34,465
- Really?
- Fuck yes!

1022
00:50:34,565 --> 00:50:36,301
No, no, Ms. Nelson,
it's not a prank!

1023
00:50:36,401 --> 00:50:37,635
Okay, fine, we'll be there.

1024
00:50:37,735 --> 00:50:39,637
- Okay, just sit tight.
- What was that?

1025
00:50:39,737 --> 00:50:41,539
You know we can't
get into the school!

1026
00:50:41,639 --> 00:50:43,308
She's not gonna
come meet us, Kyle!

1027
00:50:43,408 --> 00:50:45,110
You didn't even try!
He didn't try

1028
00:50:45,210 --> 00:50:47,378
because he wants to
sell the vaccines for money!

1029
00:50:47,478 --> 00:50:49,180
And what about you, Kyle?
You were the one

1030
00:50:49,280 --> 00:50:52,150
trying to take the vaccines
for yourself this morning.

1031
00:50:52,250 --> 00:50:55,153
- He what?
- Wow.

1032
00:50:55,253 --> 00:50:57,255
Okay, thought
we had gotten past that, but...

1033
00:50:57,355 --> 00:50:58,889
Look, let's just face it,
you guys.

1034
00:50:58,989 --> 00:51:01,926
We don't trust each other
and we don't like each other.

1035
00:51:02,026 --> 00:51:03,361
We can't keep pretending.

1036
00:51:03,461 --> 00:51:05,296
You guys, what the hell is that?

1037
00:51:05,396 --> 00:51:07,632
♫ ♫

1038
00:51:10,368 --> 00:51:12,337
I'm sorry, Kyle.

1039
00:51:13,371 --> 00:51:14,872
Clyde, stop!

1040
00:51:16,974 --> 00:51:19,244
What the hell
are you doing here?

1041
00:51:19,344 --> 00:51:21,011
I got in the chair
right after you.

1042
00:51:21,112 --> 00:51:23,981
This isn't the plan anymore!
Do not kill Kyle.

1043
00:51:24,081 --> 00:51:26,284
What do you mean
it's not the plan anymore?

1044
00:51:26,384 --> 00:51:29,887
- Cartman changed his mind.
- I did not change my mind.

1045
00:51:29,987 --> 00:51:34,225
You're trying to trick me.
I'm going to save the future.

1046
00:51:34,325 --> 00:51:36,627
I don't think so, Clyde.

1047
00:51:37,662 --> 00:51:41,799
This is a hundred CC's
of the COVID vaccine.

1048
00:51:43,434 --> 00:51:46,671
- Don't... Be careful with that.
- Then put down the gun!

1049
00:51:46,771 --> 00:51:48,206
What the fuck is going on?

1050
00:51:48,306 --> 00:51:50,175
Stan, you need to forgive Kyle.

1051
00:51:50,275 --> 00:51:52,643
You regret this day
for the rest of your life.

1052
00:51:53,411 --> 00:51:56,247
Oh, nice try, Kyle.
You're such a fuckin' dickhead.

1053
00:51:56,347 --> 00:51:58,082
Fuck you!
You're a fuckin' dickhead!

1054
00:51:58,183 --> 00:51:59,484
Kyle, it's true!

1055
00:51:59,584 --> 00:52:00,785
Cartman gets a happy life

1056
00:52:00,885 --> 00:52:02,887
but you don't...
You lose everything

1057
00:52:02,987 --> 00:52:05,723
- when you lose this friendship.
- Enough of this crap!

1058
00:52:05,823 --> 00:52:08,726
I'm sticking to what I believe
and this kid dies now!

1059
00:52:10,495 --> 00:52:13,298
Shalom sachem, Clyde.

1060
00:52:14,599 --> 00:52:16,534
Jesus Christ!

1061
00:52:27,578 --> 00:52:30,014
♫ ♫

1062
00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,782
Timmy!

1063
00:52:34,585 --> 00:52:37,355
Well... I guess we saved Kyle,

1064
00:52:37,455 --> 00:52:40,891
but nothing else
in the future is changed.

1065
00:52:40,991 --> 00:52:42,092
How do you know?

1066
00:52:42,193 --> 00:52:43,794
Because we're still here.

1067
00:52:43,894 --> 00:52:47,164
That means Kenny still was
bummed out we weren't friends,

1068
00:52:47,265 --> 00:52:48,699
still became a scientist,

1069
00:52:48,799 --> 00:52:52,069
went back in time,
and we still went in after him.

1070
00:52:53,404 --> 00:52:55,673
So then we're stuck here
in the past.

1071
00:52:55,773 --> 00:52:58,409
And we blew
our chance to stop COVID.

1072
00:52:58,509 --> 00:53:01,512
I'm sorry, guys.
I really fucked this up.

1073
00:53:01,612 --> 00:53:04,615
We all fucked it up.
These have just been...

1074
00:53:04,715 --> 00:53:08,653
- really unprecedented times.
- Unprecedented times.

1075
00:53:08,753 --> 00:53:12,457
What I wouldn't give
for just one precedented time.

1076
00:53:13,224 --> 00:53:15,993
Hey. Hey, yeah.

1077
00:53:16,093 --> 00:53:19,196
Maybe we just need
one precedented time.

1078
00:53:19,297 --> 00:53:20,665
Huh?

1079
00:53:22,233 --> 00:53:24,535
What if we've been trying
to solve the wrong problem?

1080
00:53:24,635 --> 00:53:26,704
Maybe my dad was right,

1081
00:53:26,804 --> 00:53:29,206
we can't ever stop
COVID from happening.
1082
00:53:29,307 --> 00:53:33,143
But what we can control...
is how we all reacted to it.

1083
00:53:33,244 --> 00:53:36,347
We reacted like shit.
Because I was just...

1084
00:53:36,447 --> 00:53:39,617
scared and confused
and didn't know who to believe.

1085
00:53:39,717 --> 00:53:41,319
Yeah, we all were.

1086
00:53:41,419 --> 00:53:44,088
So we all took different paths
because that's what humans do.

1087
00:53:44,188 --> 00:53:45,899
And what we needed
more than anything was to

1088
00:53:45,923 --> 00:53:48,058
just cut each other
all some slack.

1089
00:53:48,158 --> 00:53:52,630
We needed to come together
and act like us again.

1090
00:53:52,730 --> 00:53:55,266
One precedented time.

1091
00:53:58,336 --> 00:54:01,339
You guys, I know what to do.

1092
00:54:02,172 --> 00:54:03,674
Take this, darling Terrance.

1093
00:54:11,449 --> 00:54:12,883
Heather Williams?

1094
00:54:14,118 --> 00:54:14,952
Yes?
1095
00:54:15,052 --> 00:54:18,155
Hi. We're from the future.

1096
00:54:19,824 --> 00:54:23,027
We've come here to show you
something very important.

1097
00:54:27,498 --> 00:54:28,966
Do you remember this, Heather?

1098
00:54:29,066 --> 00:54:32,903
This is a picture of you...
farting in P.E. class.

1099
00:54:33,938 --> 00:54:35,706
I never farted in P.E. class.

1100
00:54:35,806 --> 00:54:37,174
Oh, yes. You did.

1101
00:54:37,274 --> 00:54:39,777
Two kids even smelled it
and asked who farted

1102
00:54:39,877 --> 00:54:43,314
- and you said nothing.
- I didn't fart in P.E. class!

1103
00:54:43,414 --> 00:54:46,751
It was a different kid! I was
just moving my hip a little bit.

1104
00:54:46,851 --> 00:54:48,653
- Heather. Heather.
- I didn't fart in P.E.

1105
00:54:48,753 --> 00:54:51,221
Heather, yes, you did,
sweet pea.

1106
00:54:52,723 --> 00:54:55,259
I-I happen to have
a stomach condition.

1107
00:54:55,360 --> 00:54:58,162
I don't know why you came
from the future to narc on me!

1108
00:54:58,262 --> 00:55:01,432
Heather, we don't want kids
to know you farted in P.E.

1109
00:55:01,532 --> 00:55:02,967
We wanna help you.

1110
00:55:03,067 --> 00:55:06,337
You just need to do
exactly what we tell you.

1111
00:55:11,776 --> 00:55:13,644
Hey, what is that?

1112
00:55:19,116 --> 00:55:20,551
Stan Marsh?

1113
00:55:20,651 --> 00:55:21,786
Me?

1114
00:55:21,886 --> 00:55:24,188
Your presence is requested, sir.

1115
00:55:25,255 --> 00:55:26,724
Whoa, cool.

1116
00:55:30,294 --> 00:55:33,030
Get on in, sir. There's
sparkling punch and doughnuts.

1117
00:55:35,332 --> 00:55:38,235
♫ I forgive you, I forgive me ♫

1118
00:55:38,335 --> 00:55:40,471
♫ Now when do I start
to feel again ♫

1119
00:55:40,571 --> 00:55:42,072
What's going on?

1120
00:55:42,172 --> 00:55:43,641
We have no idea.

1121
00:55:43,741 --> 00:55:45,510
♫ I forgive you, I forgive me ♫

1122
00:55:45,610 --> 00:55:46,987
♫ Now when do I start
to feel again... ♫

1123
00:55:47,011 --> 00:55:48,713
♫ And the home ♫

1124
00:55:48,813 --> 00:55:51,115
- ♫ Of the ♫ - Whoa!

1125
00:55:51,215 --> 00:55:52,650
This is amazing!

1126
00:55:52,750 --> 00:55:54,652
- ♫ Brave. ♫
- Look, we're on the jumbotron!

1127
00:55:59,289 --> 00:56:01,058
♫ With a brand-new attitude... ♫

1128
00:56:01,158 --> 00:56:03,638
You guys, I'm sorry for acting
like a dick during the pandemic.

1129
00:56:03,694 --> 00:56:05,396
I'm sorry too, dude.

1130
00:56:06,397 --> 00:56:08,866
Hello? Who-Who's there?

1131
00:56:08,966 --> 00:56:11,569
♫ Trying to figure out
how to live ♫

1132
00:56:11,669 --> 00:56:13,938
♫ Doing it our way ♫

1133
00:56:14,038 --> 00:56:16,040
♫ No shame, no blame ♫

1134
00:56:16,140 --> 00:56:17,642
♫ 'Cause the damage is done ♫
1135
00:56:17,742 --> 00:56:19,644
♫ And, and I forgive you ♫

1136
00:56:19,744 --> 00:56:23,013
♫ I forgive you, we were busy
living the dream ♫

1137
00:56:23,113 --> 00:56:24,615
Oh...

1138
00:56:24,715 --> 00:56:28,586
♫ Never noticed the glass
ceiling falling on us ♫

1139
00:56:28,686 --> 00:56:30,821
♫ No shame, no blame ♫

1140
00:56:30,921 --> 00:56:32,189
♫ 'Cause the damage is done ♫

1141
00:56:32,289 --> 00:56:35,192
♫ And, and I forgive you ♫

1142
00:56:35,292 --> 00:56:38,596
♫ I forgive you, I forgive me ♫

1143
00:56:38,696 --> 00:56:40,931
♫ Now when do I start
to feel again ♫

1144
00:56:42,433 --> 00:56:46,170
♫ If I hate you,
what does that do ♫

1145
00:56:46,270 --> 00:56:48,939
♫ So I breathe in
and I count to ten ♫

1146
00:56:49,039 --> 00:56:52,843
♫ 'Cause the lights are on ♫

1147
00:56:52,943 --> 00:56:54,512
♫ And I'm coming home... ♫

1148
00:56:54,612 --> 00:56:56,581
Holy shit balls.

1149
00:56:56,681 --> 00:57:01,786
Sharon, I'm sorry for the way
I acted during the pandemic.

1150
00:57:02,620 --> 00:57:05,155
You're not sorry,
you're just high.

1151
00:57:05,255 --> 00:57:06,824
I'm both.

1152
00:57:06,924 --> 00:57:09,494
♫ I forgive you, we were
just a couple of kids... ♫

1153
00:57:09,594 --> 00:57:14,064
Here you go! It's our
Post COVID Special. It's free.

1154
00:57:14,164 --> 00:57:15,833
No, really, we've all
been through a lot.

1155
00:57:15,933 --> 00:57:17,367
Come on, take it.
Thank you, baby.

1156
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:20,204
Come on, everyone.
Post COVID Special!

1157
00:57:20,304 --> 00:57:22,773
Here you go, folks,
you all deserve this!

1158
00:57:23,574 --> 00:57:26,443
You did the best you could
during the pandemic, honey.

1159
00:57:26,544 --> 00:57:28,378
- I love you!
- Huh?

1160
00:57:28,479 --> 00:57:30,615
I shouldn't have yelled at you
for not wearing a mask.

1161
00:57:30,715 --> 00:57:32,282
I just didn't understand.

1162
00:57:32,382 --> 00:57:35,352
Well, maybe I should have worn
a mask more often but...

1163
00:57:35,452 --> 00:57:38,022
No, no, no, I was being all
high and mighty about it...

1164
00:57:38,122 --> 00:57:41,626
Butters, you're not grounded
anymore. Come on out, son.

1165
00:57:41,726 --> 00:57:42,927
You mean it, Dad?!

1166
00:57:43,027 --> 00:57:44,394
The pandemic's been awful.

1167
00:57:44,495 --> 00:57:46,295
We all need to just
cut each other some slack.

1168
00:57:46,363 --> 00:57:47,798
I love you, Butters!

1169
00:57:47,898 --> 00:57:49,433
- Be sorry.
- I totally forgive you!

1170
00:57:49,534 --> 00:57:51,168
Oh, cut yourself some slack.

1171
00:57:51,268 --> 00:57:53,070
We gotta get some more
of this stuff.

1172
00:57:53,170 --> 00:57:54,705
♫ Couple of kids... ♫

1173
00:57:54,805 --> 00:57:57,441
Okay, come on, next!
1174
00:57:57,542 --> 00:58:01,612
♫ Doing it our way,
no shame, no blame ♫

1175
00:58:01,712 --> 00:58:02,992
♫ 'Cause the damage is done... ♫

1176
00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,525
And then we were like,
"Yeah, okay, yeah,

1177
00:58:04,549 --> 00:58:05,816
let's storm the Capitol!"

1178
00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:07,518
And it was a bad idea
and we were just,

1179
00:58:07,618 --> 00:58:09,462
you know, we were just going
a little bonkers there.

1180
00:58:09,486 --> 00:58:11,021
We shouldn't have
stormed the Capitol.

1181
00:58:11,121 --> 00:58:13,190
That's okay!

1182
00:58:14,024 --> 00:58:15,960
I'm sorry. I thought about it

1183
00:58:16,060 --> 00:58:18,863
and I can't do Space Jam 2.

1184
00:58:18,963 --> 00:58:21,131
I just can't support
Chinese censorship.

1185
00:58:21,231 --> 00:58:24,935
Oh, yeah? Well, if you're
not gonna make Space Jam 2,

1186
00:58:25,035 --> 00:58:27,772
then I'm not gonna make
Space Jam 2!

1187
00:58:27,872 --> 00:58:30,007
And nobody's gonna make
Space Jam 2!

1188
00:58:30,107 --> 00:58:32,677
- Yeah!
- Yeah!

1189
00:58:32,777 --> 00:58:33,978
Yeah!

1190
00:58:34,078 --> 00:58:35,880
♫ And I forgive you. ♫

1191
00:58:35,980 --> 00:58:38,215
♫ ♫

1192
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:50,527
Hey, everybody! I'm home, guy!

1193
00:58:50,628 --> 00:58:52,630
- Hey! Ike!
- Ike, hi!

1194
00:58:52,730 --> 00:58:54,264
Ike, you made it back!

1195
00:58:54,364 --> 00:58:56,934
Well, of course! I wouldn't miss
Canadian Boxing Day, buddy!

1196
00:58:57,034 --> 00:58:59,036
Look, everyone, Stan's back!

1197
00:58:59,136 --> 00:59:01,271
Hey, Stan!

1198
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:02,773
Hey, guys!

1199
00:59:02,873 --> 00:59:05,610
Good to see you, buddy!
How was everything on Mars?
1200
00:59:05,710 --> 00:59:09,079
Really cool, but I'm so glad to
be home! How are the kids?

1201
00:59:09,179 --> 00:59:11,015
Uncle Stan!

1202
00:59:11,115 --> 00:59:13,818
There's the little ragamuffins!

1203
00:59:13,918 --> 00:59:15,319
Mom.

1204
00:59:15,419 --> 00:59:17,387
Hi, Stanly.

1205
00:59:17,487 --> 00:59:19,256
It's Mom! And Shelley!

1206
00:59:19,356 --> 00:59:21,726
Why are you acting
all weird, Turd?

1207
00:59:21,826 --> 00:59:23,293
I don't know.

1208
00:59:23,393 --> 00:59:26,130
For some reason I'm just extra
happy to see you guys.

1209
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,599
Hey, look who's here.
It's Kenny!

1210
00:59:28,699 --> 00:59:30,868
Kenny!

1211
00:59:30,968 --> 00:59:32,569
Kenny, what have you
been up to, buddy?

1212
00:59:32,670 --> 00:59:35,205
Didn't you hear?! Kenny just
won the Nobel Prize

1213
00:59:35,305 --> 00:59:37,842
for combining dark matter
and breast implants!

1214
00:59:37,942 --> 00:59:39,877
Oh, you old dog!

1215
00:59:39,977 --> 00:59:41,278
Hey, everybody, he's on!

1216
00:59:41,378 --> 00:59:43,447
What a fantastic audience. Wow.

1217
00:59:43,547 --> 00:59:46,383
What is up with these
bisexual Canadians, huh?

1218
00:59:46,483 --> 00:59:48,653
I guess they don't know whether
to fuck their brother

1219
00:59:48,753 --> 00:59:49,854
or their sister.

1220
00:59:52,089 --> 00:59:53,523
Hey, Stan.

1221
00:59:53,624 --> 00:59:55,793
Wendy, you're back from Harvard.

1222
00:59:55,893 --> 00:59:57,494
Yeah, just here
for the holidays.

1223
00:59:57,594 --> 01:00:00,698
You wanna maybe...
spend New Years together again?

1224
01:00:00,798 --> 01:00:02,266
I'd love that.

1225
01:00:02,366 --> 01:00:05,102
Hey, fellas!
Can I offer you some pupus?!

1226
01:00:05,202 --> 01:00:07,537
Thanks for choosin' Denny's
Applebee's for your party.

1227
01:00:07,638 --> 01:00:09,940
Butters, you're still
working here, huh?

1228
01:00:10,040 --> 01:00:11,676
Yup! I just made manager.

1229
01:00:11,776 --> 01:00:16,146
I love doing actual shit
that pays actual money.

1230
01:00:16,246 --> 01:00:18,916
Hey, Stan, can you
come here for a second?

1231
01:00:19,016 --> 01:00:20,550
What's the matter, dude?

1232
01:00:20,651 --> 01:00:22,486
Dude, he's here.

1233
01:00:22,586 --> 01:00:24,689
Cartman?

1234
01:00:24,789 --> 01:00:26,924
♫ Ready, set, go... ♫

1235
01:00:27,024 --> 01:00:30,060
Man, poor Cartman.

1236
01:00:32,296 --> 01:00:37,768
Fuck you guys!
You can suck my fucking dick!

1237
01:00:37,868 --> 01:00:39,569
Fuck you!

1238
01:00:39,670 --> 01:00:43,173
It's so sad he never
did anything with his life.

1239
01:00:44,008 --> 01:00:47,511
Fuck you, Kyle! Fuck you, Stan!
1240
01:00:47,611 --> 01:00:49,013
Hey, come on, fellas.

1241
01:00:49,113 --> 01:00:51,248
We can't spend another holiday
feeling bad for Eric.

1242
01:00:51,348 --> 01:00:54,651
There's nothing that could have
changed the path he was on.

1243
01:00:54,752 --> 01:00:56,754
Fuck you, Butters!

1244
01:00:56,854 --> 01:00:59,189
Fuck you, Eric!

1245
01:00:59,289 --> 01:01:02,426
Well, everyone,
I just wanna make a toast.

1246
01:01:02,526 --> 01:01:03,794
I don't know...

1247
01:01:03,894 --> 01:01:05,662
what got us through the pandemic

1248
01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:10,467
and made all our futures so very
bright, but whatever it was...

1249
01:01:10,567 --> 01:01:13,237
may we have it
for the rest of our days.

1250
01:01:13,337 --> 01:01:15,840
God bless us, everyone.

1251
01:01:15,940 --> 01:01:18,375
Cheers!

1252
01:01:18,475 --> 01:01:20,410
Remember, folks,

1253
01:01:20,510 --> 01:01:23,147
weed can't solve
all your problems.

1254
01:01:23,247 --> 01:01:25,682
But Tegridy can.

1255
01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:29,019
Tegridy Weed.