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    Those tho know do not speak. Those who speak do not know. AlocTouTumart mpedeccop Crepmuanr J>KoHCcOH B YugHintt Cone oSUenpaataMHbIX SKCHEPTOB-ABTENCTOB ENGLISH AS A SECOND F*CKING LANGUGE by Honorable Professor Sterling Johnson (and a distinguished panel of experts) An Et Cetera Book VA NED ED Ce ancy Uk Aner we Hoe ieiots ganape ane niin anges AMMODO MALO ULE Le paren e sest ts Ree pare na istaainie nin 44 PYCCKOM aunties Hpaniaclie ear Re Cetera Pubastiniyt seus 1. FATIPENISIOTCA ROCTPOHAREACHHE. MEPOHC EL GA, KOMHIPOILIIIE, BNUEL H KDALIRIEEE IYO HQT FOIE HALLE MOAOGrINE CHCTEMDs, PALIPOCTpALICUIK: EL HENAE AETHCERLDE H UITUOHTCMAH JMRHOTO MpONSREeTHA, OCyIRECTTEH He HUI PiCIPUINCHINe KOFOpAAK HIRKYTCH MCRIOM TenpHbies LIPABOM AITTOpa IH NpaBoOSAAKtEIA, 8 OGbEMe, ONPARQAAKHOM UCTHO UMTHPORAHMA, WIN BBX COCOBON HCNOALZORANHA, ak HUKTIOUCHIEM CAYURER MTHPORARAR FONYCRACMEIX npHMetMIM saKOHOAATETECTIOM. JLOGGE PASPEMEHHOE HCHOARIORINBE OMYCKACTCR ¢ OGMATCARNNBIM YRASANITEM HAMMCHORAMMS TPOWSUCACHAG, HAMMECHORIHHSL Hoaremcrna 1 rosa onyETARONAKHA Sanyery asropeKtx npaB ocyuiecmarer Gamolin Quinn, Vyzhlov LLP wowgavlip.com AnpoKaTe 1 KOHCYTETAHTEIB OGnacTEA TeTeRMTeHHA, KHHO H moybraneca GAMOLIN QUINN EHLOW LLP Designed by ” hg Falco Studios LLC ving | www falcodesign.ty gH 2a pecpopmaynn mamate: English as.a Second Fcking Language Institute ESFL-Institute@etcpublising.net Tlepave usgarine ony6niKonanio 8 Cocamnesiex Uta Tax AMEpHIHL Ws Pocasticeot eneparin ESEL University Press ©1995 by Sterling Johnson 2002 ESF! Institute Moscow Branch, nepesoa ISBN 5-94983-009-1 (pyc) ©2002 ETC Publishing Group Russian Edition ISBN 0-3014329-X (ania) ©2005 Matis Manager Press * COJEPXKAHHE BBEJEHUE CEMb CTOJINOB FUCK FUCK AHANH3 COAOMH3MBbI HIPEQYNPEKAEHHE OH HARD TIMES BALLS OHA TITS y BCEX HOACKA3KH H 3AUARHH TIO HOMEPAM PISS SHIT FARTS BOTOXYABCTBO ARENA CEMEVHBIE PYYHAS PABOTA CYACTIIMBEIE MCXOA ARMA BKYCA COCK-SUCKING MUFF-DIVING 10 14 15, 16 17 19 an 24 28 3h 34 36 37 40 43 46 49 51 35 58 60 61 ATHOMbE BBITIYCKHOH FPCKING 2K SAMETL TIPHYACTHOCTb BEPBAJIDBHAA KOJITERUUA BH BAM OLPADHA * BBETEHHE I don’t know what the fuck to say. «Opus Pistorum> Henry Milter ‘Te, KYO Haydat0T aHPAWHCKME M3 TpasMUMOHHDIX HCTOUHHKOB, savacryio TepsaIOTcs, KONA CAbEMaT NOAOGHEI AHanOT: Bevep 6 onepe" Jobn: Mary, would you like to attend the opera this evening? Mary: Fucking-A. Should 1 wear my black dress? Jobn: Why the fuck not? Mary: Fucked if! know. Ob, fuck! 1 just rementbered. It got Sucked up in the wash. Jobn: Weil, fuck the opera, let’s stay bome and fuck. Mary: Good fucking idea, Yerpmas nogoOsubIHt O6MCH CHOBaMH, TOCTb HanlMx NeHaTOR HC CMOKCT CKPbITh HCLOYMCHHC. «UTO O3HauaeT 3TO FUCK?> BCpONTHee BCerO CKaxKeT OH HH OHA. Lenb 9TOH KHIM ~ OGbACHHTb HauHMHaIOUIMM JUST WHAT THIS FUCK DOES MEAN, AND WHAT SHIT, PISS, CUNT H ASSHOLE MEAN — BMECTC C MHOXKCCTBOM APYTHX TePMHHOB, KOTOPHIC ROUUKHBI BXOJHTD B ACKCHKOH 11060H AOCTOHHOA aM4HOCTH, KOTOpaH xoucT adcex nso 1 adxpekrHo O6imaTCd Ha aHEIWHCKOM SIabiKe, Hall MeTog mpocT w KOHKpercH. Mbr He 3aHHMaemcH CHOKHBIMH TPaMMATHYECKKMA TpPOGeEMaMH, TaKHMH, Kak HempaBHAbHBle TAarOAbi, CPpawaTenbHbi sanOr W CHOKKHBIE Mpwwactua Mmpomesurero BpemeHH. +A fuck-by-fuck arama -Bevepa n onepe> pacnonoxer B Kone paanena FUCK, Korma KTO-TO ckaKeT Bam: I BUTT-FUCKED A GOAT, 6yzeT O¥eBHAHO, TO TAaDOA, ONPEACAAIONIMA CHE JeHHKe, HenpaBHiieH cam no ceée. Tpocro nrHopupyiite ero. EcTb KH, KoTOpsi¢ yuaT Bac, Kak H3GcraTh GpaHHpIXx CAOB, Boace Toro, on Hayat Bac, Kak H36ela1'b BOE HEBHHHBIX C108, KOTOPHIE MOryT GbITh pacuenera Kak MaTepHBe. Mx Lieb ~ yRepakaTh Bac OT CO32aHHnA ByTbrapHOro O6pasa. Mat cKaxkem — FUCK IT! ByaprapHOCTh He Halla LieJIb. CMnicn Huei Hpbi — OGueHHe. Ha npoTsKcHMM Hallero Kypca MBI TIpOuMTApyem 3HauH- TEMbHOE KOAMYECTBO BCEMHPHO MpPHSHaHHBIX KaCCHKOB nioasHu, Tlycr aro Bac ne ornyrHér. Hal nostbi He HaxOgATCA BMIpoctpaynn win B 6peay. (Hpabaa, ects OHO McKOUeHHE, Vi OHO, BEPHEE, OH, KPHCTA/bHO YHCTO BHACH B TEKCTE.) Tlockouinky Mbl ~ KOHCHIMYM NpOdpecCHOHAIBHDIX SKCIIEPTOB, MBI 3HaeM, YTO FenaemM WM MOYeMYy AcHacm STO, MBI pyraemca TOIbKO NO OHO npHaMHe — I1’s THE BEST FUCKING WAY TO COMMUNICATE! Yerpipe Beka Hagan WeKcnup — OHH M3 CaMBIxX AYU TBOPUOB, KOTOPbIe BHIPakanM CeOA Ha aHMIMMCKOM H3piKe, HPHAOAMI CBOIO TewaTh K SQKKTY 06 OZOGpeHHM pyraHH. B OH coagan Tepconax, KOTOpbI CKasaz: Tht HU MeHA ARLIKY, MOR BbIZ00A OM 3M0Z0 6 MQM, UMNO 8 BNI, KAK PyeQmiocn. You taught me language; and my profit on’tls, know bow fo curse. Y HecpasHennoro 6apga 6bNIO MHOTO 4TO CKa3aTb nO sTomy moBogy. B Ienpuxe V On pucyeT Ham KaTepuny, 1oHy10 pavuyaxcrky, 3a yPOKOM anrmiicKoro. Korga ona ysHaer, MYO aHIIMACKHE CORA +FOOTs H +GOWN» 3ByaaT CXOxKE C paviy3ckKHMM FOUTRE HM CON ~ «FUCK» 4 «CUNT® ~ Oa YaMBicHa HW NOAbuWeHa, KarepHHa NOBTOpHeT MX BHOBb H BHOBb. Passe ata repouna Ulexcnmpa qeuésKa? OTHIO”D HET. B kone OHa CraHOBHtcs Koponesor ANTIK H PpaniyAK. Ecaw mat xopoul aia Wexcnmpa n yi Koponenpt AHMIAK Hw ®pannnn — Boi Moowere nposatOxKHTh CBO 3af, YTO OF XODOUI H JUIA Hac. Mi ayia Bac. * CEMb CTOJINIOB B rayane ComMsCcATBIX KOMiK IbxOpaak Kapnv npouMTrHposayt C€Mb CTpallIHbIx CAOB, KOTOPbIe HAKOMa He AOKI 3ByyaTb Ha OGIJECTBEHHOM (YBbI, He pOCCHHcKoMt!!) TeaeBHeHHH. Sra CAOBA ABIDROTCA KpacyTOHbIMM KaMHAMH BCPyYHUAaMCHTE apex rHBHLIX pyraTCTEcTB: SHIT FUCK PIss CUNT ASSHOLE MOTHER-FUCKER COCK-SUCKER Boe am copa yoke JaBHOB xprpe. B AMepuke OHM OrpaHHucHbr KaGesbHIM TENCBY\CHMCM, A TC, KTO MOXKET 4HTAaTb tO ry6aM, MOKCT YBHACTb MX Ha BCEX CNOPTHBHDIX TeneTpalicAmAx, B KOHL ITTHICTKH HX Gy,lyT CAbIMaTb Ha GOnee 4Yem NATHCTaX KaHaiax, JOCTYNHbIX HEMPOKOH MmyGnnke B CocuHMHéHHbrx Lrarax, eI OHH TipHMep oaHTHBHOTO BOaTeHicrBiua HECpopManHOHHOL Cynepmarncrpaan Banana Ferca Ha o6mecrBenioe cosHaHHe ¥ OGoranyenHe Hairett KyABTYpbL HnGhopmayua k paamouuaeniwo 1: B ore OT TaKHX COB, KaK PRICK, SCREW, SNATCH, BUNG-HOLE K Tak Jlaieé,, TH CEMb CHOB He MOryT OBIT KOMOWHaTOPHO 34MCHCHBI HIM OULM6OUHO NpHHATeI 3a apyrue. HipopMaun % PaIMbitAeCHUuro 2: Tllecth 13 yka32HHBIX TED MHHOB MOTYT ObITh HCNOMB3OBAHBI Kak BepOaIbHOe OpyxHe — TO ECTh Kak OCcKOpGNeHHa, HaMpaBIeHUbie Ha TO, YTOOI CIIPOBOWMpOBATb KOTO- Ano. O6bMHo Ha HaCHAMe HIM MOMbITKy K HEMy, Ecm Bor aspipaere Koro-7H60 A SHIT, A FUCK, A CUNT, AN ASSHOLE, A MOTHER-FUCKER, HIM A COCK-SUCKER, BBi puckyere. Ho HagOBHTe KOTO-1M60 — XOPOWO TIPOBOAUTS BpeMA, B AaHHOM KOBTCKCTE «BALL» OTHOCHTCA K Tasla-COOBITHIO, a HE NCPBHYHSIM MOJOBbIM NPH3SHakKaM MYAUMHBL Tem He MeHee, Ia TOTO UTOGE! TO BALL, Bam HCOGXOJHMO MMCTb B HANHYMH A BALL, Kak TOn0BOL TIpvi3nax, Kak MAHMMyM O4HO, XOTA HOPMOM AB/ETOTCH BBA. Tpumep: Norm: What happened with the girl you met at the ball last night? Al: She grabbed my left ball, so we left the ball and! balled ber. BANG H3 HanGoree arpeccmpnprx cyGcrurpioTos (3HayeHHn- SAaMCHHTeNEHM) FUCK, aTOT HanGoree pacnpocrpanen, Jipyrne TOMYADHBIC BEPCHM — BOFF THUMP, Iiptumep: Dexter: Did I tell you 1 banged that blonde waitress from the Reno Diner? Baxter: I thought you said you boffed the redhead. Dexter: Right.1 thumped them both Baxter: You sure have away with the ladies! 12 DICK Sror TepMuH OG603H24acT HHCTPYMeHT HW MpONccc, ACHCTBO. Tpumep: William: When does a gigolo bill his cltent? Richard: After be dicks her. GET IT, ETC. CaMBbii MHOPOSH24HBIN Taro] AMCPUKAHCKOMO AHTIMHCKOLO. KomO6nuaynn Npeszoros c get, KOTOpble HMCIOT 3HAaYCHHE FUCK; GET A LITTLE, GET IN, GET [T, GET IT ON, GET LAID, GET SOME H GET YOUR ASHES HAULED. HIDE THE WEENIE Crpstate cocucky. Hrpuppiti cnoco6 cKasaTb FUCK. M36erarire ero, Lay Oster» MATKHH TepMHH JJ1d FUCK, TOT@JIbHO paclipOCirpaHeHHbm Vf SKBMBAJICHTHBI pyCCKOMY «, 4 PO HE HMECT HHGETO OSUero C aHadpemort HAM IepKOBHDIM NpoKaTHem. [pyrvmMv CAOBaMH, «5 He 3Hal0>, 4 On, FUCK! Dro upepplpanve anaora. OH — NpakTHuecku HE ‘HyaKHO; FUCK! Brinomaser (pyHKi{HIO MEK[OMETHS HIM BBOAHOPO copa. 5 EVCKED UP: Sto osHauaer NORBpeICHEBI. © puck: 3n€cb FUCK HCNO/b3OBaHO B HEraTHBHOM cMBIcie, Nogo6Ho «K yépry onepy>. 7 FUCK: 3f€Cb FUCK HCNOAb30BaHO B CBOEM NepBossaHHoM, HepSHYHOM, HCKOAHOM 3HaucHHH, 8 FUCKING: HOBHYOK B THHTBHCTHKE MOET TlolyMaTb, UTO HpegnonaracMoe U3HavaAbHOC SHAUCHUC: THIS IS A GOOD IDEA ABOUT FUCKING, Ha CAMOM JICIE, HHKaKOr0 CCKCYa/IbHONO MOATEKCTA HE CYlJECTRYCT, HaHHOE CHOBO HPOCTO ycHAHMBaeT sHaUCcHe 1 JIBIIETCH YCHIVTENCM. AND A FUCKING GOOD ONE AT THAT. i4 * COMOMH3MBbI Said a jolly old chap from Siam: «For fucking I don't give a damn, You may think it odd o’ me, But I prefer sodomy; They call me a bugger~I amp. Oscar Witde Becenbuak 13 NOSMbI KMEET ABHYTO CKNOHHOCTh K COMOMUU. Alsi ApyrHx — aTO AWW Tara K pazHOOOpasuio, nogMeHa FUCKING. H3-3a Toro, 4To AaHHag MpakTuKa H ONacHa HM TpyytHa, M, CO6CTBCHHO, aGCOMIOTHO HE Halll MTOR, Halt KomIeKTHB e& vsGeraet. Onna 43 OTfaCcHOcTed 6BL12 TIPOLIMTUpoBana Camioayiem Tstiopom Koaprypxem [Samuel Taylor Coleridge| 3 The Return of the Ancient Mariner. B arom anuueckom nporspeyennn most OMIMcbIBaCT, UTO NPOHSOULIO C KaNMTaHOM ~ a{eNTOM 3aqHux MbICHeH, KOI OH NOMbITAsICA MIpeOMOseTh HEPCUIMTeMBHOCTS 1OHTH 1 Honan B aHabHyio 3acany: . then that naughty little nipper, He lined his ass With broken glass And circumcised the skipper. Yo, Cka3aHo MOCTATOUHO? neOoGxodUMO aNAMd ASS-FUCK BUGGER BUTT-FUCK Gnectymb 6 paszasope BUM-PUCK CORN-HOLE BACK-SCUTTLE GREEK 3a6ydome REAR ENTRY BACK-DOOR BANDITRY 15 * TIPENTYIPEK]TEHHE AATBIHB CopepnieHno HeT CMbICI4 aba HeaHTMlickue MMeHa WamMM wactam Testa. Xor7s, fingua Latina non penis canto, w3Oerati ux. 91H CORA Hale 3aTYMaHMBalOT CO3HAHME, YEM TIPOACHAIOT CyTb. Haupamep, OHO AAaTHHCKGE CHOBO HHOra UCHOMB3yeTCH BMECTO cunt, TieuanbHo. Vagina nerKo nepenytats ¢ Virginia, B OcoGcHHOCcTH B ab6peBnatype. Ha Bocrownom nmoGéepexne CILIA «be Commonwealth of Va» — 37 WITaT, a 12 3attaqHOM — STO 4Ba KBaprana B patione Oyabpapa Cancer, Eé pa CyLECTBATEbHDIX, KOTOPbIC CTpafalor OT KOH(py3HOF A@TBIHNM — wild u sternum, Hi TO, HM ApyrOe HE ABVINeTCH TOOBEIM OPraHOM, HO HeBO@KCCTECHHAd myGNuKa HepegKO TipwHumaetT MX 3a TAKOBBIC, PesyAbTaTb! KOHCpy3HbI, HENPHATHBI H ONACHBI. Kak MW Be3ge, EcTb HCcKMIOY“eHHA. Dna onpesenéHHbix CCKCyaMbHBIX ACHCTBHH, TaKHXx, Kak coginus u fensturbation, HET aHMIMCKMX SKB BUICHTOB, OHM AO/DKHBI OCYUJECTBALATECA BRAM OT MOCTOPOHNMX Das 4 HpOM3sHOCHTECA MeNOTOM. Tipumep: Camille: Doctor Bervay, ts coginus painful? Bemway: Yes, if it’s done right. Fipumep: Wilma: What's your pet peeve, Bruce? Bruce: I hate those Liberals who are always saying fen- sturbation ts normal and natural ~ until you do tt in front of them: * OH B Apesnem Pume mypkcKori oprali 1a3bIBaiH PENIS. B Pume rain Yuéupiri Coser AemacT Tak, Kak [[C1aIoT PHMAAHE, Ho Mbt He B Pume, MbI Ha3blBaeM CTO A COCK, A PRICK HJIH A DICK, 1 MHOTHME, APYTHIMH JI2CKOBBIMH (1 H€ OUCHE) HMCHAMM, HO HHKOTa — A PENIS. Muoxwkecrso HMEH Wi HELO O6pasouaHbl OT MYKCKHX HMEH, Bhi MoxkeTe Ha3bIbaTb A PRICK ~ A DICK, a MHOTHE, BKITIOUAS senukoro DH. Lourence, o6paujaiorca K Hemy A CHARLY, A Perer, A WILLY Hu a JOHN THOMAS. Bro snyyMT HEMHOAKO Tyn0, HO HMeeT ropasyO 6oADWLE CMbICMa, NEM Ha3bIBaTp ero A BETry, A MARY, A JOSEPHINA Han A LILLIAN, Ha3paHua WieHa BaPbHPyOTCH OT SKCTPEMAIbHbIX JO AcHMKaTHBIX. Mnorga opran gaKe He yoOMMHaeTCH. ipumep: Mary: I just saw an old X-rated film with Jobn Holmes. That guy was really big. , Bruce: I suppose be was pretty tall — for an actor. Mary: No — 1 mean be was reaily big. Bruce:Oh, yes. He was very successful — for a porn star. Mary: No — you needle-dicked moron! 1 mean he was really BIG Dro BogepkanHe OF YHOMHHaHHA HMeHH MyKCKOTO Oprana ChITPao CBOIO POA HU CNPOBOUMPOBANO CepHio MHTeEPeCHbIE H BCAHKOACHHEIX TpatbduTu, KoTopyio Haut Yuéupili Coser HaGmogaa 6 Bape-Bes-Mmenn Ha Tyaq30n Crput 6 Hpt0-MopK Cun. Tam, B GaméKOM WECTRgeCAT DXTOM, HeM3BeCTHDI o6eccmepTHt Ce6a Ha CT¢He MypKCKOrO TyaneTa: 17 «¥ MCH# JCBATb RIOUMOB — Bam HHTCpeCcHo?> Hepxe atoro Apyrori HeGoxKUTeMb C1OBa OLBETHT: ConpoTHanenue kK yNOMMHaHHIO DICK B OcpHHose UMeCT HEKYKO Napaiedb C V3BCCTHBIM BhIPAKCHHeM, Ie TOT CaMbIit DICK YHOMHHACTCH, HO HE HaTHYECTBYET, Te, DICKLESS. Jloruka roBOpHT HaM, YTO STO BbIPAWKEHHC AOMKHO OTHOCHTDCA KKCHIIMHaM. JIOTHKA HeNpaBa, OHO OTHOCHTCA K My2x4HHaM, KOTOPbIM HeROCTaeT Ayxa, Xpabpociu, npoayMannoctn ui MYJIPOCTH. OHO 4acTO HCNOIBSYeCTCA B KOMOHHAUIMH C «WONDER», fipumep: Stanley; How come Larry didn’t make our men’s group’s annual whorebouse lour? Oliver: His wife wouldn't let bim. Stanley: Jesus! That dickless wonder wouldr’t stand up to ameter maida, Bnpupoge A DICK cymecTsyerT B aByx CocTosHHaX, Teppoc BAO, BHYKHOC BPCMA HB HyKHOM MECTE HET HHYETO TOXOrO BA LIMP DICK, XOT#, ECMM Bp! Hasbinacre KOTO-1H60 STAM BOKaTHBOM — LIMP DICK, Bol npegmoaaracre, YTO STOT YCHOBCK HeadpeKTHBCH WIM MMNOTCHT. iipumep: Vernon: Gosh, P've got to pee really bad, I wonder ifanvbody would mind if] left the poker game for a few minutes. Rocco:No, you limp dick. In fact, we wouldn't mind you left permanently. Kar w Beprori, BUIbIH DICK MOKCT OBITS NPOCTo GecnonesHbIM. C apyroft cropounl, OH BHe KOHKypeHyMH, Korga Bam HyxKHO HpocTo nonvcaTE. ‘Tem ne Metiee, Korga Bi XOTHTe TO BEAT IT HH FUCK. WITH IT, HIM HANG HORSESHOES ON IT J1yuu¢, YTOGeI On GpuI THEPABIM. YTO NPHBOYMT Hac Kt * HARD TIMES thipogHad MyApOCTb 3amMeTHla: «A STIFF PRICK HAS NO CONSCIENCE®, KHT MY2KCKHE BALLS. BO MHOXKCCTBCHHOM SHCTIC OHO HCIONEGYETCH JUIA COBCTBEHHO BALLS, Crono TOmytH40 H3BECTHOCTS, 6yily unt HCNOMLGOBAHHIM B BbIPAKCHHM COD PIECE, — {{eKOPaTHBHBHT KaPMaH, KOTOpBIM JAcHUH EnvsaseTHHcknx speméH MOJCPHHBHPOBLIH CBOH LITaHbL CCrOHA 3BC3/Ibt POK-H- POlWIa BREF UP THEIR MEAT WITH COD PIECES 8 JOMomHenHe Kk TaKHM HaSGHBOYHDIM MaTepHasiam Jia OPIOK, KaK KapTodetp, UyKKHHY Hf CBepHyTbIC B KYOOK 3HMHHe HOCKH. FAMILY JEWELS Cemennpie aparonesHoctu. BALLS oneHHBaIoTCa Kak APaVONCHHbIe KAMHM 1 OTIPeHenEHHO OTHOCATCH K CEMCHIHDIM AChaM. Pasne 6e3 HX 6BUIH 6nt CeEMBH? NUTS Opexw. HacTopko 2k€ IUHPOKO HCIONb3yeMoc CyHICCTBH- ‘TeJIBHOE, KaK H BALLS. Qy]HakO TEPMHH NUTS TalOKE OFHCHIBAET 21 KOTO-s1H60, KTO Tpocro Gesymen, myn, OTMOpoxeH, Ho cmorpy, Kyrysox, He neperyratt, ‘ipumep: Hector: Sigmund is crazy. He stood there on the odium in front of the TV cameras scratching bis nuts. Andre: His nuts? Hector: His nutst Andre: He's nuts! NADS Mbi CromM HaCMepTb MpOTHB MCNOsb3OBAHHA TAKHX Hay4HnrN TEPMHHOB Kak GONADS, HO 37a KpaTKan (pPOpMa MOKET 6yITh TIDHEMJIEMbIM CHHOHIMOM, CCAM He 310ynOTpeGiATS WaCTHIM Hicnompsosanue, Tipumep: Placido: My, Luciano, your voice certainly seemed hig during Don Giovanni last night. Luciano: Yours would be too, if you'd been kicked in the nads by a 260-pound soprano! ROCKS O6BTIHO HCNOUBSYETCA B BbIDAKCHHH GET ONE'S ROCKS OFF, O3HaualOIee «OCTHIHYTb Oprasma» — TO COME. ROCKS TAKE MOFYT O3Ha¥aTb XPaSPOCTs, AVX, MYXKECTBO. Fipumep: Artie: Sam was screwing Louie’s girl when Loute walked into the bedroom with a straight razor in bis band. Sam didn't pay any attention; he just kept going until he got his rocks off Jerome: Bay, Sam’s sure got rocks! Artie: Not any more be doesn't. SACK Memouex, 8 KOTOpOM HaxOAuTCa BALLS. Mxorja cro HaSpIBaloT NUT SACK, HEeobxoduMo 3HAMb BALLS cock 22 DICK HARD-ON NUTS PRICK Onecnyms @ paseoaope cop JOHNSON Love LUGER ONE-EYED MONSTER PECKER PETER PUTZ ROD SCHLONG SCHMUCK SKIN FLUTE TROUSER TROU tadydome BANANA PEE-PEE TAIL PENIS WIENER WEENIE * OHA Pardon, Madam, bucl must be blunt— Ihave to say i much admire your cunt. Edward de Vere (1550-1604) Daeapa ac Bep Obit wpKeHTTbMeHOM Crapo mom. Jia, on TOROPHA HOTHEEHC YOPOMEHHO, IpIMOHHCHHO, HO BCCra TO Aerty. OH Mor Obi Ha3BaTb e€ «CragKui Konda MO6BH, «emBra Bekepbp, HH CMe KaKIIM- HMGyib NOSTHYALIM SHHTETOM. BUT WHY PUSSY-FOOT AROUND? A Bor PoGept Bépuc — aupux, pomaHTuK, most, renutt KOTOpOrO NIpH3HaAH AwKeE CypoBEe roprt [WoTrmaHann, ero COOTEYeCTBEH TMK: A CUNT’S A CUNT FOR A’ THAT. CUNT Croxo CUNT CheuHbwutO — uyg0 sACHOCTH H ¥érkocTH. JlaTHicxwi TcpMnH vagina BeNOHATEH 4 HpoTHBOpedHA. (cM. pases! IPEWYT PEXKTEHUA). Cunt — crapoe ao6poc CiOxBO, KOAKpeTHOE COBO, XOPOMee COBO, ActlonEayet ero. BEAVER TlocKoubky KCHCKHE BOMOCHI [Vi HEKOTOPHIX DOXOKH Ha 606pouplt Mex (OAHO3HAYHO H OUCBHHO Ula GIeHOB Halero yuésoro Cosera), BHJMMaa YaCTb OF THE CUNT HagEInaeTca A BEAVER. (CM, SHOOTING BEAVER 8 pa3ylene HJ[MOMBI.) BOX HageaHo Tax, TOTOMY YTO ABISIETCA KOHTCHHEPOM JL A PRICK. (CM. BOX LUNCH AT THE Y 8 pagjene HHOMDBL) SEVENTIES’ BOX — 3aGaBHOe OGO3HAYCHHC MOXHaTOH PUSSY, orpaxalomee Ayx H MOmy COMMICCATHIX. BUSH Ecar He JenwimposaHHo-sbIchl, BCC CUNTS — KYCTBIL 24 coozy BosMooxKHO STHMOMOLHA BOCXOAHT K COBY «yIOTHBIM> — Cozy. Facto coKpallyeTca 10 COOZE. RACK B npunyune, ato HM BPITAAAMT pacmeaMHon AA METPe HH Po#ARHOPO Midsa. DOWN THERE OYf0 YCTAPCBLLICE CIOBOCOUCTAHHE HCNOAb3yCTCA B LCPKOBHO- IpHXOACKON IKOE UWKOJIbHHIaMH, KOTOpbIC BEIYUHA ero OT MoHamlex, He nepertyratite c AscrpamHeli, KOTOpyIG Na3bIBaIOT DOWN UNDER. lipumep: hve: Gday, mate. Would you like to touch me down there? Adam: In Australia? Eve: Not in the continent, you silly wanker! In the cunt! HAIR PIE Berasqur ckopee KIMHOOGpa3HBIM KyCKOM MHpora, HOKE LCIbIM MHpOTOM. Ho HeT HpkAbI CHOpHTS, poco lacnaxalTech TEM KYCKOM, KOTOPbIi HMecTe. MUPF Ec Bet xorga-HG0 sanycKay CBoIO pyky 8B TEMABIH yIoT My@Tb, TO NOHMere sTHMOrOrHO. A ec HET, MOBEpETE HaM Ha C1080; MUFF — XOpPOIIHIt CHHOHUM WIA CUNT SKCWHOSHBHO MCHOMb3yeTCA B KOMOMHAUHH C DIVE, (CM. MUFE-DIVING 8 paayere JJLIIA BKYCA.) NOOKY Mower Mciomb3onaTbCa wid OMMCAHMA HHAHMBHayabHO onpeqenEHHOM CUNT, XOTH OOBIMHO XaPaKTEPH3yET LEITBIA W1aCC, Fipumep: Jan: You getting much nooky lately? Dean: No. PINK TepMHH MCXOZHT OT yBeTa HMTeppepa. Bower B Mogy NocAc TOMO, Kak TORBHUINC PacKperlomenHple 1BCTHBIC KyPHAABI. 25 Fpumep: , Bradley: Have you seen the wonderfid new Ansel Adams exhihit at the National Gallery? Jeffrey: No. 1 lost interest in black and white photography after Vogue magazine started showing pink. POONTANG CioBa CUNT, PUSSY, SNATCH, TWAT m QUIM MoryT MCHOAb3OBaTECA B COGMpaTeENbHOM WH HHAMBHAYAIbHOM CMBICIC, POONTANG HCIOMIBSYETCH POALKO KaK COOHPATELHOe cylRecTBHTebHOe. Kax Bosouka: «A 4.0 He BCerma LyMaiob Tipumep: Marie: You look so pensive Louis, standing there in the twi- Ught, surveying ibe gardens beiow. What are you thinking abour? Louis; Poontang. pussy Qu Moxnatoe, Markoe ui Tértoe cymecTBO, NOYTH KOTEHOK, HO HC XOAMT 1 He rosopHT «Mays — Mrow. fo xpaiinei Mepe, HM OFMH W3 GNeHOR Hallero YaéHoro Copera Taxoro He Ha6émoqa7. iM Crapoe qo6poe ciono, Kak vy TWAT, Cro STHMONOTHA LIMpOKa 4 oGmmupua. Kax u Ana TWAT, ero MpaMoe 3HayenmMe — CUNT. SNATCH Tak naspiBaeTCa, BEPOATHO, HOTOMY, GTO PRICKS SEEM TO BE SNATCHED B Cé 3aCTCHKH, TEXAS SNAPPING TURTLE 26 BatcoxorexHonorMaHo pa3BHTaa flo ypouHst poGora-yepenaxn (kH6ep-codaxn or Sony He BLiepKuEaIOT KONKYpEHIHH Ha STOM DBIHKe) SNATCH. iipumep: Cody: Dang, Festus, your sister bas got herself a mighty talented snatch, Festus: Snatch? Hell, she’s got herself a regular Texas snapping turtle! YWwat cM. QUIM, Hpumep: Stewardess: Would you like some of our TWA coffee? Passenger: No thanks, but I'd love some of your TWA tea, VAGINA JEXHHYCCKHH, MEAMHHHCKHM, AaTHHCKHH, AOXOBCKOM vepmMun guia O6osHayeHma CUNT. H3Geratire ero. On XOPOUL TOFIDKO B JaThIHH «Femina in vino Non Curator vagina> VAXNTICAL SMILE JlemMHoro NosTHyHO Aig &KeHEBHOrG KCNOAL3SOBAHHA, HO KOLINCTL4t MPOCTO CLICIOMJIACT CBOHM TDHATHBIM 3BYdaHHeM. HvoOx00UMO 3HAamMe CUNT MUFF fussy ANATCH TWAT fagcuyme 6 paszosope BEAVER BOX BUSH COOZE coozy CRACK MAIR PIE PINK POONTANG Qu THXAS SNAPPING TURTLE VERTICAL SMILE WHISKER BISCUIT siSiyoome down there pee-hole vagina * TITS Stop where the truck drivers stop, and you'll always find a waitress with big tits, AmepuKancKaa napodiar myapocme. B CABHCTBCHHOM 4NCHE — TIT, XOTS OGBIUHO TITS O6CyKIAIOT napaMu, THE TIT COCTONT H3 AByx yacTers, 1) THE NIPPLE; 2) THE REST OF THE TIT. Tits ‘YWacTh UENOBEYCCKOrO Toa C COCKAMH ~ NIPPLES Ha KOHUC, Heraua B nocnesuerH MictanuMn, dro mo0Gan pasymnast AMCKYCCHA B OTHOMEHHH tits OTHOCHTCA K KeHIMHE, EcTh Y MYPKYHH, HO HX MOACSHOCTh paBHa MOAC3HOCTH OT ABYX AOQNHONMMTCHDHBIX altICHAMIHTOB. BALLOONS Aare BbIPMKEHHC OCHOBAHO Ha CXOMCTRE TITS 1 BOSMYWHBIX Wlapok, CAMOIKOM Tlo-feTcKH loarvano. H3Geralite ero. BAZONGAS ‘ Ouvenb Gonbiune, Ho 10 naTb MHnuMyM. YM onHO3sHadHO 6onpnie, dem jugs wim knockers. Upumep: Rocky: Look at the bazongas on that dame! Ernie: Va-va-voom! She's a walking dairy! BOOB Sor CHHOHHM HIMpoKo pacnpoctpanéH, HO MOXKET NpwBecrH Bac K HeqOpa3syMcHMiO, TaK KaK BOOB OGO3Ha4aeT TaOKe BAIOTO HIM OGramennore ApHAypKa. Fipumep: Ben: Look at the boobs on those dopey women! Daniel: Yeah, those boobs sure have nice tits! 28 HooT ‘hipesepBHpyHTe STO COBO Ayis ONMCatMs COB Wim chryeri. aan Dowtbiine PpyH. WNOCKERS Hy cuTH4Ho JuGs, NIPPLE LEATHER WOT TEPMHH OOBLYHO MCNOMb3YETCH B AHCKYCCHAX Ha TEMY hpocbris TITS, (Tax axe cpaca, ancpaca 4 BHA CHH3y). ipumep: lydia: How do you like my wedding gown? Sean; Too conservative. It doesn’t show any nipple leather. PALR Koraa o6cyayjaiores «= aTpHGyrbht KeHTHHDI, PAIR UMUCpaTMBHO O3HAUaeT PAIR OF TITS, a He apy 1143, HOT, yurer, (CM. SET.) ane HocKOaBKY MbI TOBOpHM O TITS, A SEt O3Ha4acT A PAIR, Kax it 8 PAIR, CIOBO FOBOPHT Camo 3a CeGm H He Myayiaerca B jutcmmHPpoBkKe. Uipumep: Nips: Maureen sure bas a nice pair. Huzz: Yeab, a nice set. IMUONVOUMO SHANG ROOB rT PAIR nEE Hawcnyms 6 paszoeope HAZONGAS JUGS KNOCKERS NIPPLE LEATHER 29 sabydeme BALLOONS HOOTERS LUNGS MAMMARY GLANDS TITTIES, %* Y BCEX «Opinions ate like assholes, everybody's got one>. «MHCHHA, Kak 3a/{HVEIEy; CTD y KOKAOTOs. Amepuxancnan napoduan Mydpocmes, Aas Ecrb (Ba TIpHeMvieMBIX TepMHHA Ja STOM YacTH Tera: ASS BUTT Ms apyx JaHunix, ass NpeHOYTHTeEAbHee. THE ASS — 3TO TO, Ha ¥éM Bpl CHANTS, 1 COCTOMT 43 ABYX YACTeH: THE CHEEKS; THE ASSHOLE. CHEEKS THE CHEEKS KOHCTpyupyiot Maccye THE ass. Ax aor MASbIBAIOT BUNS Hit CHIPS. Hpumep: Chuck: Hey, check out Betty’s buns! Pete: Sweet cheekst Chuck: Choice chips! ABSHIOLE THE ASSHOLE — Méprsaf TOUKa B Cepe/IHHe THE ass, TIpx tpororpacbaposaHHn Co COyTHHKa-lnHOHa HanoMuHnaer aCepHCK ~ 3Be3qo4uKy — *. Tlone3a HaCTOMbKO 2K, KaK 1

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