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Things
Things
there?"
open themselves.
5) MEOW occasionally.
presses a button.
socks on."
emergency phone.
more.
"That's mine!"
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this
medication."
To succeed, you must be yourself, for those who care don't matter and those who matter don't
care. -Dr. Seuss
Unless someone like you cares an whole awful lot, nothing’s going to get better. It's not. -The
Lorax
Nothing travels faster than the speed of light, with the possible exception of bad news, which
follows its own set of laws. -Douglas Adams
I would rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not. -Kurt Cobain
Life is measured not by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our
breath away. -Maya Angelou
Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly. -Robert F. Kennedy
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you
did it. -Some Quiz on MySpace
"When I want your opinion, I'll ask for it." -Max (Maximum Ride, The Angel Experiment)
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is an attribute of the strong. -Mahatma Gandhi
Freedom is not worth having if it doesn't include the freedom to make mistakes. -Mahatma
Gandhi
You must be the change you wish to see in the world. -Mahatma Gandhi
To live is the rarest thing in the world, most people exist, and that is all. -Oscar Wilde
But in the end it's not the years in the life that count, it's the life in your years. -Abraham
Lincoln
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, and today is a gift. That's why we call it "The
Present." -Eleanor Roosevelt