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Alex Kozinski, Jeffrey Cole - My Afternoon With Alex. An Interview With Judge Kozinski
Alex Kozinski, Jeffrey Cole - My Afternoon With Alex. An Interview With Judge Kozinski
Alex Kozinski, Jeffrey Cole - My Afternoon With Alex. An Interview With Judge Kozinski
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by JeffreyCole
Like Richard Posner, that other lion of conservatism, Alex Born in Communist Bucharest, he came to the United
Kozinski is one of themost influentialjudges inAmerica. He States as a child. Rejecting his mother's injunction to be
has been called thedarling of theFederalist Society and one "mediocre"?a caution born of being
a Holocaust survivor?
of the brightest superstars in thefederal judicial firmament, Kozinski graduated first in his class at UCLA Law School and
"an Article III celebrity of Tom Cruise-esque proportions." was themanaging editor of the law review.But in thosedays, as
But ifJudge Posner has about him "the ectoplasmic air of the Kozinski recalled, 'firmswere lookingfor somebody tomarry,
butler in a haunted house, who escorts his visitor to thewait? and I wasn't an eligible bachelor." And so, after being rejected
ing room of his personality, where the visitor will sit lulled by by 20 lawfirms, includingTed Olsons, he decided to applyfor
the bland ambiance of theplace, until it is timefor murder," a clerkshipwithAnthonyKennedy, who had just been appointed
The New Yorker (Dec. 10, 2001), Judge Kozinski has about to theNinth Circuit. That decision would change the course of
him theair and effusiveness of a ringmaster, and thewaiting his life.The Kennedy clerkship led to his getting the coveted
room of his personality is anything but bland. clerkship with Justice Douglas, who resigned from theCourt
He is the onlyfederal judge with a fan-created website. He hours afterKozinski was notifiedhe had been hired.Not missing
delights in reminiscing about having been on and winning a beat, Kozinski within days landed a clerkshipwith Chief Jus?
The Dating Game (while a student), only tobe stood up by his ticeBurger. That experience convinced himwhere his future lay.
date and miss theGuadalajara Bowling Tournament. Shortly When Ronald Reagan announced his candidacy for President
after coming on the bench, Kozinski, an avid movie buff of theUnited States, Kozinski volunteered todo for theReagan
smuggled more than 200 movie titles into the text of an campaign what he did best: solve complex legal problems. His
antitrust opinion involving themovie industry.In July of this unique intellectual giftswere soon recognized, and, following
year, he successfully nominated himself (after the close of the theReagan victory,he was, at theage of 32, nominated byRea?
nominating period) to be "Male Superhottie of theFederal gan to be Chief Judge of the newly formed Federal Claims
Judiciary" and, after an admittedly shameless campaign, Court. Three years later,with the help of Ted Olson, he was
won the title?an extraordinary victory for someone who again nominated byPresident Reagan, this time tobe a judge of
describes himself as bearing an uncanny resemblance to theNinth Circuit. Following a contentious confirmation hear?
Moses, with an accent close to Governor Schwarzenegger 's. ing, the 35-year-old Kozinski, who, likeFelix Frankfurter,had
See http://underneaththeirrobes,blogs. com/main. emigrated to theUnited States at theage of 12, became one of
Like Judge Posner, Kozinski is a prolific writer. The titles theyoungestfederal judges in history.As Tim Russert recently
of his numerous law review articles and speeches reflect his observed inhis charming autobiography, "What a country."
extraordinary and puckish sense of humor and the diversity I recentlymet with Judge Kozinski at his office inPasadena.
of his interests: "Bob Bork Meets theBald Soprano," "My What was tobe a two-hour interviewbecame a fascinating day?
"
Pizza with Nino," "Don't Drop the Torah, "My Digital long excursion with the Judge into his childhood, the events
Exam," Death: The Ultimate Run-On Sentence," and thathave shaped his views of law and life,and a frank discus?
"Trouble in Super Mario Land" are illustrative. But make sion of his opinions on a diverse range of topics, both personal
no mistake, he is brainy and zany in equal measure. Indeed, and professional, including thedeath penalty, original intent,
few would disagree thatKozinski stands in thefirst rank of how towin (and lose) appeals, theSecond Amendment, judicial
the great federal judges. craftsmanship and judicial ethics, and much more. Even a
quick read of what follows will make it apparent why Alex
JeffreyCole is the editor-in-chief of 'Litigation and is with Cole & Staes, Kozinski continues to be a lightning rodfor controversy and,
Ltd., in Chicago, Illinois. even more so, to have so devoted a following.
theywere?what the extent of their relationship was, I intelligence, normal education in this country, do you
don't quite know. Soon afterwards thewar started. I do know that there are societies where people are
know thatmy father could not go to school and had to oppressed, theywill say yes, of course.
Q: But they don't feel it in theway someone who has had
your experiences does.
A: I thinknot, not on that level, not the same way. I'm sure
By the time I came that itwas my early experiences thatmade me so out?
to the United States raged when I learned that the judicial administrators in
Washington were monitoring the Internetusage of fed?
I was already an eral judges on government computers. [Matt Richtel,
"To One Judge, Cyber Monitors Bring Uneasy Memo?
"
avowed capitalist. ries N.Y. Times, Aug. 18,2001; Kozinski, "Pulling the
Plug: My Stand Against Electronic Invasions ofWork?
place Privacy," U. III. J.L., Tech. cfc Pol. 407 (2002).]
Also, I'm guessing thatmy consciousness of being a
go towork when he got toBucharest in order to support Jew is a little different from, let's say, my sons'.
his mother and sisters.
Although I must say, under Communism, officially
And I must add that it is highly ironic that in a real therewas no discrimination, and Romania tried very
sense I owe my existence toHitler. My parents would hard to suppress all kinds of discrimination, but itwas
never have met. This would not have happened, had he so very differentfrom theUnited States.
not done thehorrible thingshe did. For the same reason, This country is really a miracle. I mean, a few men
we have a state of Israel. The ironies of life.
got together at the right time and under the right condi?
Q: Did your grandfather survive thewar? tions and there was a successful revolution. It could
A: Yes. I have pictures ofmyself as an infantwith him, but have gone wrong in any number of ways.
he left in about 1952 or 1953. But having said all this, itwasn't as bad as it seems
in retrospect. Life is a question of frames of reference.
Q; What was it like for you as a child inpost-war Romania
And I, for themost part,was pretty sheltered fromwhat
growing up under a Communist regime?
was going on. My parents never taughtme anything
A: I can't say I suffered at the hands of Communism. But
subversive. I believed in Communism. I remember
looking back at things I saw and experiences I have had,
I now filter them through a different lens. For example, wondering, why is the Statue of Liberty inAmerica
where everybody is oppressed? I used to see all the
I remember seeing people hauled off in themiddle of
newsreels about people being oppressed and lynched
the night by the police in theirpajamas. It was not an
and Paul Robson and all sorts of propaganda about how
uncommon sight.And one therefore takes for granted
bad thingswere inAmerica. True freedom was inCom?
the idea that you cannot talk about certain things, and
munism, theproletariat, thepeople are in control.
thus you don't talk about those things.You don't have
certain thoughts. It is not something thatyou question. Q: Did your father and mother believe that?
When you grow up in thatenvironment, you don't see it A: You know, my mother never did; she was too hard
as
oppressive. headed. My fatherwas a Communist before thewar. He
Once you have differentexperiences you see things fought and bled for Communism. After the war he
differently,and I think, to some extent, that is an expe? became a member of the Party. He had a pretty good
rience that people who are born here don't have. For position, and he was doing verywell by Romanian stan?
example, when I was in second grade, I remember com? dards. So most of the time,we were doing verywell. We
ing tomy father's office. He was still a commissar, a had freemedical care, and itwas the best thatwas avail?
member of theCommunist Party. I was waiting forhim, able inRomania. My parents had six weeks' vacation
and thepeople who worked with him asked me if I could and many other benefits that came with being Party
read. They showed me the newspaper called Free members. But my father became disillusioned; he saw
Romania. I said, I wonder why itwas called Free Roma? how corrupt the systemwas. And how what was a sys?
nia when therewere so many people in prison. Itwas temwhere everyone is supposed to be equal was really
reallymore of a joke than anything. I didn't reallymean much more unequal than had ever been before thewar
anything by it. and where power and wealth were much more concen
Q: Ultimately you had the last laugh. Do you ever see the
partners in these firms that turnedyou down?
A: Well, one of themwas Ted Olson, who of course is now
theSolicitor General. I interviewedwith him personally
at Gibson, Dunn. I don't remember any of my other
interviews. But I remembermy interviewwith him. As
impressive as he is today, he blew me away in thathalf
hour interview 30 years ago. I walked away saying to
myself, towork for this guy would be fabulous. I was
really upset when the lettercame rejectingme. Later, we
worked togetheron some cases and I've remained close
with him over the years. He was key in helping me get
on theNinth Circuit when the time came.
A: In her experience, people who stood out got theirhead Imust say thismuch: I am not sure that thefirms did?
shot off. She didn't want me to excel academically. She n't have good reason to not hire me. Look at what I've
wanted me to blend in. She said, "Don't be last, but done. I have not followed the normal career path. And
don't be first,be in themiddle of the pack." But I had this is a timewhen people were hired for firms, itwas
this epiphany in the first threeweeks in law school. I likemarriage. You got hired after your firstyear; you
realized I couldn't just be mediocre. I read an article in spent a summer there.This was in the '70s, before the
Juris Doctor, aWestlaw publication for law students, game of musical chairs started. The firms were really
discussing thebig slump in the lawmarket and how dif? looking for people who were going to be partnership
ficult itwas toget a job ifyou were not in the top 10 per? material. So the fact thatyou were really smartwasn't
cent of your class. The article went on to give tips about necessarily the end-all and be-all.
how to get a job if you were in the lower part of the The question really was, is this the kind of person
class. The thoughtof going from law office to law office who we can expect to stay?You were expected to stay
and begging the receptionist to see one of the partners the rest of your career. Although I had cut my hair and
didn't much appeal tome. Nor did theprospect of work? trimmedmy beard, theymay have thought I was the
ing for the FBI, which the article offered as another brilliant eccentric or something else, probably very
alternative for those not in the top of the class. good in some stuff,but notmaybe likely to do well with
The article really put the fear of God intome, and I billable hours and client development. Plus, I think
couldn't move for a while. And I said tomyself, ifyou mostly I asked a lotof questions.
have tobe in the top 10 percent of your class to get a job, Q: You were going to be a troublemaker?
then this littleJewish boy with the thickaccent will have A: Iwas going to be a troublemaker, yes. I asked questions
to finish first. I'd never done anything like thisbefore. about thework: What is theworst thing about the job,
Q: Was yourmother proud of you at the end? questions about salary, chances of partnership, and so
on. I actually treated the interview as being a two-way
A: Proud but skeptical. To her dying day, she never got rec?
street. I can't say that theywere wrong. Imean, look at
onciled to the academic success I had or even tomy
me. They were looking for somebody tomarry, and I
becoming a judge. She would come andwatch me, but she wasn't an eligible bachelor.
always felt thepolitical process is dirty,and she had this
fear that ifyou standout, they'll come afteryou somehow. Q: After your first summer working for a firm, had you
decided thatyou wanted to be a judicial clerk?
Q: Even after you became a judge on theNinth Circuit?
A: Yes.
A: No. This was '74 or '75, and doing a judicial clerkship
was highly unusual. It was far from de rigueur. So I
Q: What about your father?
half-heartedly applied for a few clerkships, but didn't
A: My father is a more difficult situation. He had an acci? get them.And then in the spring of my senior year, a
dent when I was in law school. He hit his head, and he classmate ofmine, Clive Jones?who, by theway, I just
was never the same after that. So it is difficult to say. I swore in as a district judge inNevada?had just finished
do know that the summer thathe left, 1974,1 had just an externship with CliffWallace in San Diego, called
published a piece in the law review.And he took itwith and said, "Alex, there is this new judge who has just
Q: What was your experience like clerking for him? Kozinski, and I clerked on theSupreme Court, and I fin?
ished first inmy law school class, and Iwant to help out
A: As it turnedout, I agreed with theChief Justice farmore
Ronald Reagan." I thought therewas no point beating
than I anticipated. I found him to be flexible and open
around the bush. And he said, "That's very nice, could
minded. His opinions in cases involving freedom of
you send us your resume." So I did. I had this idea that
thought and religion, and there are a number of them, I was going to be doing advance work and writing
often upheld the claims of litigants asserting those free?
doms. His views were not absolutist. He was suspicious speeches, meet Ronald Reagan, be in the thickof polit?
ical battles, and so on.
of the power of the state and keenly aware of the arbi?
Nothing happened for a while, and thenone day I got
trarymanner inwhich it can be misused. Those suspi? a call fromPeter. He said, "We want toknow if it's okay
cions suffusedmuch of his thinking.Much tomy sur?
to use campaign money tomove some personal furni?
prise, he was not set in his ways and was always willing ture."And I said, "Okay," and I spent that night in the
to listen and anxious to hear the views of us younger
Covington & Burling law library researching the ques?
lawyers. He was a kind and generous human being. I tionofwhat kinds of thingsyou can use campaign funds
never heard him speak ill of anyone. He treatedeveryone
for.At this time Iwas working at Covington. I came up
with the utmost respect and civility. [See Kozinski, "A
with a memo. A lesser guy might have removed my
Tribute toChief JusticeWarren E. Burger, 100Harvard
name from thememo and passed thememo off as his
Law Review 975 (1987); Kozinski, "Spook of Earl: The
own, but Peter didn't do that?he gave me full credit.A
Spirit and Specter of theWarren Court," in The Warren few days later, I got another call from Peter, asking me
Court; A Retrospective (Bernard Schwartz ed. 1996).]
to research other dull legal questions. So I spent a lotof
Q: You clerked with some exceptional people. nights that spring, summer, and fall doing long memos
A: Yes. Ken Starr and Ken Ripple, who is now a judge on on various subjects after getting permission from the
the Seventh Circuit. Ken Ripple's successor was Bob firm.Which is great because this is what I do best?
Mayer who is now theChief Judge of the Federal Cir? writing memos in depth on obscure legal issues.
cuit. Also at the same time, clerking for different Jus? So by the summer, I had a big stack ofmemos, on all
ticeswere Willy Fletcher, one ofmy current colleagues, manner of odd and complicated questions, including
and Diane Wood, who is also now a judge on the Sev? what to do if some of the electors defected. So when all
enthCircuit. was said and done, Reagan got elected. McPherson, I
Q: Was your office in theOld Executive Office Building or vacy is a precious commodity inmodern society, as I said
theWhite House? inmy speech, itdoesn't come free. Like all other precious
A: I was in the OEB. McPherson became the de facto things, you have towork for it. Privacy is a two-way
street.While it is a way of keeping thatwhich we hold
Counsel to the President. Eventually, I became Special
most sacred from intrusionby thepublic, we ought not to
Counsel of theMerit Systems Protection Board.
forgetthatit is also a way to cut ourselves offfrom therest
Q: Was thatwhat you wanted? of society.To isolate our experiences so no one else can
A: Yes. Itwas a job I thought I could get, and itwas a pres? learnfrom themand so we cannot learnfrom others.
idential appointment with Senate confirmation. This Q: By theway, what isOOPPSSCA?
was 1981, and I was not quite 31 years old. I figured on
A: It stands for theOrganization of People Patiently Seek?
theway to becoming a judge, therewere things Iwould
have to do to get serious consideration. It seemed tome ing Supreme Court Appointment. Itsmotto is: "What
that itwould be much easier to get considered ifyou've you don't say can't be misquoted." I should say, I'm not
been cleared already by the FBI and confirmed by the only the founder but the President and only member of
thiswonderful organization.
Senate. People can say, "Well he's clean," and so on;
once you've made it through the confirmation process Q: And from theMerits Board, you went to be theChief
once, you were ahead of the game. I remember a fellow Judge of theUnited States Claims Court?
in thepresidential personnel office tellingme that itwas A: Yes, 1982. The Court was just coming into existence,
^^^
_mIIIIIMi MW
Q: And had you maintained a relationship with him over Q: So you're not a subscriber to Posnerian pragmatism?
the years? A: I'm not, and I'm not quite sure where he and I start
A: Yes. Although itwas a distant relationship, I feltwe had diverging, but we definitely do diverge. I actually do
a bond. So I called him up and asked to see him in his believe there is an objective content tomost laws and
office that afternoon. I told him ofmy interest in going only at the edges is there discretion. But when you are
on the Ninth Circuit, and that I wanted to pursue it acting within the sphere of what is clear, you go with it.
unless he had an interest in the vacancy, inwhich case I
Q: Where do you come out on the original intent theory
said I would not.When he assured me he had no such that is popular in some quarters today?
interest, I asked him for his help. As I said before, he
was key inmy securing the appointment. A: Well, firstof all, I'm with Scalia in saying it's really not
original intentbut original meaning thatmatters. Intent
Q: Despite your previous confirmation, the confirmation
suggests a hidden mental state. I think that it's a tricky
for your appointment to theNinth Circuit was some?
what contentious.
subject because theConstitution has many layers, and it
is not entirely clear?I mean, you cannot approach con?
A: That's true. Iwas thought to be a conservative and there stitutional textas you would approach a contract,where
was probably some difficulty because of that and
you're likely the first court to look at the particular
because of my age. I was one of the youngest appeals clause. The Constitution, by contrast, has been amended
court judges since Taft. But ultimately things worked inmany importantrespects. Ithas many layers of prece?
out, and I was confirmed. dent,which you are not free to go back and examine. So
Q: So thereyou are at 35, a judge of theUnited States Court you can't really speak of original meaning in quite the
ofAppeals for theNinth Circuit. You have said at various same way you would talk about themeaning of a con?
times thatyou were too young and too inexperienced tobe tract.The stuff that's happened in between keeps you
from getting at what may have been the true original
qualified for the job when you were appointed.
A: That's true, although I certainly thought that I could meaning. [Kozinski, "Original Mean [der] ings," 49
handle it. I thought if one had one's druthers, then Stanford Law Review 1583 (1987).]
another five or ten years doing something else would Q: So what are the original intent theorists talking about
probably have been a useful thing to do. But an oppor? when they say that in order to confine judges to their
tunity like thismay never come again. proper role, one has to look to the original intentof the
Framers?
Q: It seems tome being a federal appellate court judge is
the perfect job for someone of yourmakeup. A: Remember, I am not on the Supreme Court, somy level
of discretion is quite circumscribed. I can't overrule
A; My wife keeps pointing thatout tome. Every so often if
I sort of think of doing this or doing that, she says it's Marbury v.Madison even if I were of a mind to. But I
don't think theCourt can either.While theCourt can, of
too late.You can't do it. It's been so long since you have
been answerable to anybody, it's beyond your capacity course, overrule theirown cases, theyought not to over?
rule thatwhich people have come to rely on for a long
to learn. So in a way I am stuck.Don't getme wrong?
time. I thinkwhat is at the heart of what original intent
I love my job.
seeks to accomplish is something with which I have
Q: You have described yourself as a judicial conservative sympathy; but I approach itwith caution. The idea is
and political libertarian.What does thatmean? that therehas to be some objective content to theCon?
A: I don't quite know what thatmeans anymore. I view stitution,otherwise you have no constraintwhatsoever.
judicial conservatism as having no particular connection If you can look at the language and make itmean any
Q: Do the concepts of morality, justice, or fairness creep Q: One of those cases involved a 23-year-old woman,
intoyour decision making? Catherine Ponce, whom you sentenced after the incident
A; I think it's hard to keep them out. I think it's hard not to inwhich your sonwandered out of thehouse, was found
think about justice implications about many of the
thingswe do.
Q: In United States v. Ramirez-Lopez [315 F.3d 1143 (9th
Cir. 2003)], themajority affirmed the conviction of a The rules are there
defendant for alien smuggling even though theprosecu?
tion had made unavailable witnesses, all of whom had for a reason, to
told the INS that the defendant had not been the guide
as charged in the indictment.You wrote a lengthy and maximize justice
impassioned dissent that caused quite a stir,and subse? in society*
quently led the government to take the extraordinary
step of dropping the charges and releasing thedefendant
fromprison, even though the case was affirmed. [David
Houston, "The Power of Judge Kozinski's Pen," LA.
sitting in themiddle of the street, and was rescued by
Daily Journal, Apr. 18, 2003, at 1.] One commentator
has said thatyour dissent teaches us thatwe are a coun? passing motorists.
A: Yes. I have actually written about this, and I said I
tryof values that should not be sacrificed in blind obe?
dience to judicially created standards of review. [Fisher, thought thatGod took pity on me and did notmake me
'The Greatest Dissent?" Federal Lawyer (Oct. 2003), at pay formy mistake. I and my family were spared the
30.] Did your sense of right,wrong, or justice help dic? tragic consequences ofmy error.About a week later, Ms.
tate your dissent? Or was itjust thatyou thought the for Ponce was beforeme for sentencing?I was sitting in the
malistic rules were not adhered to? district court. Something inside me made a connection
between these two events.While I sentenced her to some
A: Well, tome not following the rules is the injustice. If you
time in prison, I knew that I was giving her a sentence
abstract back far enough from the case, my guess is that
outside the guidelines, but I thought itwas the just thing
the defendant more likely than not, was guilty. Under
to do. I was verymuch influenced by the incidentwith
one set of criteria,you would say the ultimate resultwas
my son. I knew I would have to be very lucky to get
unjust. But I stopped short of that.To me we have a set affirmedon appeal. The governmentmust have seen the
of rules which operate for a reason and by having con?
same justice implications as I did, for it didn't appeal.
sistent application of the rules regardless of who the
defendant is, you get in the aggregate a just result. They came tome afterwards and said, "You're not in the
district court often enough toworry about." I deserved to
Maybe not in the individual case; maybe the guilty guy
walks but, on occasion, that's necessary to prevent the get reversed, ifone applied the rules objectively.
innocent defendant frombeing convicted. So tome, fol? Q: She justified your faith in her, though?
lowing the rules and having reasonably objective and A: She did. A couple of years later, I got a letterfrom her
concrete rules to follow is how justice is done.
probation officer suggesting that I terminate probation
Q: There is the famous exchange between Learned Hand early because she was a model probationer and he was
and Holmes. Hand was walking with Holmes to the convinced she'd learned her lesson and would never
Q: How do you reconcile your belief in a God that inter? theyhave figured out many years ago that I write a lit?
venes so directly inhuman affairs and took pity on Alex tle differentlyfrom the typical judge. That ismy style,
and I think theyhave come to accept itas time has gone
Kozinski, with the question that has haunted Jews;
on. In fact, I thinkon some occasions it is in a way lib?
namely, how could such a God have allowed theHolo?
caust to occur? erating for them.They realize that the style ismine and
that they are not going to be held responsible for the
A: There is no answer. It is the same question thatplagued
style inwhich I write an opinion.
Job, and the answer is, "I am God and you are not."
Q: Did you tryto emulate anyone?
Q: And one stops there. A: Justice Musmanno who was on the Pennsylvania
A: And one stops there.We humans just do not have the
Supreme Court. I read some of his opinions and dissents
wisdom to understand. The analogy and the reason that in the firstyear of law school. I wasn't sure whether I
came tomy mind is thatwhen you sentence somebody
agreed with what he said, but I liked theway he said it.
you do have this terriblepower, and I feel a littlebit like Plus, one can aspire toMusmanno. It's hard to aspire to
God. Because at thatpoint in time, you are taking away Holmes or Jackson. Robert Gardner of theCalifornia
a piece of somebody's life. You are saying you have Court ofAppeal also wrote a number of very interesting
been given three score and ten years, and I am now
opinions.
going to take away ten or 20 of those years.
Q: When you write, do you tryto be quotable?
Q: You voiced strongobjections inyour online diary toDis? A: I don't care much about being quoted. Iwant tobe read.
ney's happy-go-lucky portrayal of thehunchback ofNotre Iwant people to readmy opinions inorder to apply what
Dame. Are you concerned about what some have said is I have said, and theway toget them to do that is to teach
thedumbing down of language and values inour society?
them thatwhen they read one ofmy opinions, it is not a
A: I was offended to the core at having this great tragic sad chore but something that they are going to enjoy.
novel that I grew up with turned into a feel-good love Along theway the readerwill learn something about the
fest. The essence of Victor Hugo's novel is hardness, law and my perception of the law, which people will
cruelty, injustice, and hopelessness. They are part of the then cite. That perception gets into case books because
human condition. I was most offended by thedistortion law professors read the opinions and law professors try
of this terriblypainful, poignant story, towhich Disney to put cases in theirbooks that are fun to read because
gave a happy ending. Iwas concerned that the ability of law students get bored.
an entire generation to enjoy and learn from the novel So I use various devices to achieve this goal. A good
might be undermined by early exposure to theDisney example is the imaginary dialog between the defendant
bastardization. and his lawyer with which I began inmy dissent in
It's not that I am worried about popular culture's Ramirez-Lopez.
Q: Your opinions sometimes go through 50 ormore drafts. thatthe luncheon audience would have a better idea of the
A: Sometimes many more. As I wrote in 1996 in Slate, topic of the speech). Does theuse of such titillatingtitles
stem fromyour desire tobe read, or is itjust an aspect of
although I love writing and delight in the end result,
writing is, forme, difficult on a certain level.Words do your well-known sense of humor?
not flow like a gusher. So it's hard work. In addition, the A: Yes.
process of revision is necessary to understand the impli? Q: In the same vein, it is said that inyour now quite famous
cations of what is being written.As long as I keep find?
opinion inUnited States v. SyufyEnterprises [903 F.2d
ing issues and ambiguities and problems, I keep revis? 659 (9th Cir. 1990)], you smuggled more than 200
ing.As I tellmy clerks, you have to keep reading with movie titles into the textof theopinion, which involved
differenteyes every time you look at a draft.You realize a government antitrust action against the owner of
very often thatwhat initially seemed perfectly clear movie theaters. In fact, theBrigham Young University
makes no sense at all because I haven't thought through Law Review, in 1992, published the opinion and identi?
all the implications. But it'smy job to imagine how my
fied, by underlining certain words and phrases, 215
opinion will be applied and write in a way thatwhen movie titles.How do you plead?
new problems come up, the answer will be there.
A: Nolo contendere.
I tellmy clerks the story of themaster brass door
maker, who was explaining to his apprentice all of the Q: You have said that ifyou were the appointing authority
many, many steps thatgo into the casting, the buffing, to fill a Supreme Court vacancy, you would appoint
and the endless sanding and resanding of a brass door. Richard Posner.
When asked by the apprentice, "But when is it ever A: Absolutely.
done?" the master craftsman says, "It's never done.
Q: Where would you rank him among the federal judges of
They just take it away." One of the traps of this job is the last 50 years?
nobody ever comes and takes it away. Of course, at
some point you have to say, enough is enough, and I A: I thinkhe is thegiant of our generation. It is hard to com?
have to go on and do something else. pare him to somebody like Friendly or Learned Hand,
because theyare so different.Plus, Hand probably had to
Q: Many of the titlesof your articles and speeches are, to say
deal only with about 100 cases a year. I don't mean to
the least, unusual: "Torts Are No Piece of Cake," "My
demean him, but I don't know whether he would thrive
Pizza with Nino," "Confessions of a Bad Apple,"
in a systemwhere you've got 500 cases a year. Friendly
"Mickey and Me," "My Digital Exam," "How I Nar? came along later and would probably do better.
rowly Escaped Insanity," "Scholarship of theAbsurd:
Bob Bork Meets the Bald Soprano," "What I Ate for Speaking of Hand, have you seen theJump Book by
Breakfast and OtherMysteries of JudicialDecision Mak? Philippe Halsman? It shows all these famous people
ing," "Lawsuit, Shmawsuit," "Teetering on theHigh jumping. Look at this:Here is theDuchess ofWindsor,
and Nixon and Stevenson, and here is Learned Hand.
wire," "How I Stopped Worrying and Learned to Love
thePress," "Don't Drop theTorah" (which replaced the Isn't thiswonderful [laughing]?
original title,"Manhole Covers for theHandicapped," so Q: You once gave a speech entitled "The Wrong Stuff:
everything is replaced one way or the other, Q: You said that you write to be read, not to be quoted.
I tryto tellmy clerks that indoing their initialdrafts, What does the lawyer do who wants his or her brief to
theyshould imagine thattheyhave a sibling inhigh school be read by the court, or at least attentively by the law
and that theopinion should be written in such a way that clerk? Does style count?
the sibling can understandwhat thecase is about, and why
A: Style matters, I think thatwriting in a dull way will
we are coming out theway we are.You have to explain it
make it less likely that it is read and understood. I think
in a common-sense, narrative way. If you can't do that,
the technique?which I see a lot inbriefs?of going into
then chances are you don't understand ityourself. That's
great depth indiscussing the facts early on in thebrief is
why, inpart,we go through somany drafts. a big turnoff,because facts at thatpoint don't matter so
Too many lawyers think they can just use basically
much; facts are so homogenous until you know what the
the same brief in theCourt ofAppeals theyused below.
That's a mistake. It's a different audience, and the case legal issue is. So throwingout a bunch of dates when the
reader has no clue about what matters and what doesn't,
is in a differentposture. It's an entirely different situa?
is a sure way to lose your reader.
tion. You must write the brief basically from scratch.
Initially, the briefwill be read by a law clerk, who ulti? Q: How does one start then; you need a statement of facts?
mately will become either your advocate or your adver? A: It's what I tellmy clerks and how Iwrite my opinions as
sary in chambers. well: The facts section should contain the bare mini?
mum of facts. Here, less is more. Factual elaboration
Q; Do you read the briefs?
should occur as you develop the argument. That way the
A: Not inmany cases. In our court we have a screening factsmake a difference. The overloading of facts at the
process that I've discussed inprint.The judges and staff
beginning tends to not only be boring but to dilute their
participate and do initial screenings of cases. This significance. Avoid specific facts where general ones
enables us to dispose of a large number of cases where will suffice. For example, unless specific dates matter,
there is controlling authority, and the outcome of the leave them out. If you simply put a bunch of detailed
case is usually pretty clear.
facts in at the beginning, you confuse the reader.
Q: Is thatjust a Ninth Circuit procedure? Q: What about case discussion? Long citations of authority
A: I am not sure, but I suspect thatevery circuit has some? are not helpful, are they?
thing like the one we use. A: I discourage block quotes. I think one has to be careful
Q: Iwould think thatmany lawyers would find that sort of with any citation or any kind of authority. I thinkpeople
screening very disconcerting. cite authority thinking that itconstitutes a winning argu?
A: Well, it's thekind of thing that,when itwas started,many ment. Authority is only support for a winning argument.
of our judges were skeptical.And we have many judges You have to set up your argument verbally and then set
who are very particular about thiskind of stuff;you know, itup in such a way that the authority,when itgets cited,
will be like the punch line to a joke. I think that string
they love tohear oral argument and are committed to fair?
ness andmaking sure thatwe're not giving over thejob to citing authorities is distracting. You want to put in only
staff.I agree with all that,and Iwas one of thosewho was those that are useful forpersuasion. The rest is sort of a
narrative. Bring in authority only when needed. Persua?
skeptical about theprocess. But having actually done it,I
can say thattheprocess works and thatthe judges are sat? sion is something I've thought about for years. How do
isfied and come away from participating with a good you change a mind? You have to do itby induction.You
never hit anyone on thehead. You have to catch people
knowledge of the cases under consideration.
unawares and make theirmind vulnerable topersuasion
Q: What kinds of cases go into that screening pool? by distracting theirmind. Like misdirection?your hand
A: The stafflooks at the cases andmakes an assessment of ismoving over here and you are hiding the ace with the
Q: How important is oral argument in your court? A: This one is closely related to themistake we've just
talked about, although it's a littledifferent. It stems from
A: It's not as limited as you might think. In our court, oral
the same problem?being too eager to talk. I can say
argument is ten, 15, or 20 minutes,depending on thecase.
thatperhaps as much as in half the oral arguments when
Part of the reason we set it low is thatboth sides don't
I am on thepanel, I will tell the lawyer, you've got two
have as much to say. Generally, one side has more of a
minutes left for rebuttal but letme advise you, more
problem, sowe often let thatside go on longer. In fact,we cases are lost from rebuttal than are won. I don't do it
let lawyers go beyond theirallotted time all the time.
lightly. I do itwhen I am pretty clear on the case. I
What lawyers forget is thatoral argument is to answer would never do it to a lawyerwho I thoughtwas losing.
questions of one ormore of the judges. Your preparation I would say probably only one in four lawyers heeds my
should consist of thinking about all the questions that
admonition. The rest insist on talking. Often with bad
might come up so thatwhen the question comes, you are results for their side of the case.
.
able togive an informativeresponse There is no advocacy
as such left; there is no eloquence. There are no Clarence Everything you say thatdoesn't help, hurts! It opens
Darrows anymore, at least not in theCourts ofAppeals. up a new area of inquiry and you don't know what bells
itmight set off. I've seen people take a case theywon
We have argument because there are specific issues we
and in rebuttal,drag it into thegutterbecause theycould?
need to discuss with the lawyers. Sometimes, we have
n't resist standing up and saying two more sentences.
questions foronly one lawyer,and so you may talk for the
They were thewrong sentences, and one ormore of the
entirety of your timewithout getting a single question.
That usually means you're doing well. judges got interested in something thatcaused thecase to
go theotherway. You have to know when to shut up.
Here's a tip: If you get through say threeor fourmin?
There is another problem I see often. Lawyers often
utes without a single question, sitdown! Trying tobe elo?
do not adequately come to grips with the realization that
quent is notwhat it's all about.What it's about is answer?
those that may not have been you can lose on a number of issues and still win.
ing questions?even
directed to you. If you've wasted all of your time trying Lawyers need to figure out what is the smallest piece of
to be eloquent, you'll have no time left to respond to territorytheyneed to defend and thendefend thatpiece
to the limit. But everything else, they can give up, if
questions directed at you, as well as those directed to the
other side, and give the counter-answers to the answers necessary, and stillwin.
given by the other side. The answers to thepanel's ques? So, what I am saying is that ten to 20 minutes may
tions are the argument. Calling it an argument is an not, as a theoreticalmatter, seem like enough time to the
anachronism. It is no longer an argument; it is a chance lawyer who has spent days preparing an argument and
for the judges to ask questions to engage the lawyers on maybe traveled hundreds of miles to the courthouse.
the issues with which they are having difficulty. But in reality, it turns out to be quite adequate if the
lawyer knows what he's doing.
Q: So themost important thing is the responsiveness to the
question and the persuasiveness of the answer? Q: But given what you say is the function of oral argument,
A: That's what I tell people. When I speak on how to lose by definition itmust be adequate because all that ulti?
an appeal, I stress how important it is to listen to the mately counts is responding to the court's questions,
and the time for that is effectively unlimited.
questions. What I find?and this is perhaps the biggest
mistake lawyers make?is that they do not listen. A: Yes, but I am saying more than that.When you've
are answered the questions as well as you can, sit down,
Lawyers notorious for not listening. They are too even ifyou have time lefton the clock.
anxious to speak. The judge begins to ask a question and
the lawyer assumes he knows where the judge is going Q: What is your view of footnotes?
Q: You have definite views about the death penalty? A: You can't take back a 20-year sentence or a life sentence.
A: I wrote an article in the Case Western Reserve Law All life is irrevocable and mistakes are part of living.
Review called "Death: The Ultimate Run-On Sentence" Planes come crashing down; nuclear reactors explode or
[Vol. 46 at 1 (1995)] thatexpresses my views. I believe melt down. All sortsof terrible things can happen. Com?
in the death penalty in theway I believe in incarcera? ing to see me involved risks toyour life.You thought the
tion. I believe people who do bad things ought not just riskwas worth it. I'm not surprised [laughter].But that's
be letgo. I approach all punishment with trepidation and theway it is.Anything that isworth doing will have a
with sadness. Trepidation because there is some risk risk associated with it.You try to avoid risks, but that
that people will be punished unjustly and sadness cannot be a reason for not going forward. Criminal law
because it's a terrible thing to impose punishment even is a dangerous process. People get punished. It is a
on people who have done bad things.To me the death process by which you clip away pieces of people's lives.
penalty is just an extension, not a terribly extreme Sometimes a few years, less often, an entire life.And you
extension, of the other kinds of punishments we offer.
To me, lifewithout parole isn't life at all; it's a living
death. I don't view thedeath penalty as something that's
beyond the power of the state. I think it is something To me, life without parole
that is clearly constitutionally permissible. I also think
that it is just and fair in appropriate circumstances. I isn't life at all; it's a living
think that to a large degree, what we do in termsof pun?
ishment reflects our values as a society. So for example,
death. The death penalty is
ifwe punished forcible rape the same as jaywalking, we
would be saying something about our views of rape, and constitutionally permissible.
we would be minimizing thepain and humiliation of the
victims. And, although we don't thinkof a one-to-one
can take an entire life in one of twoways: You can take
correlation, we do think that the severity of punishment
an entire life by sticking a defendant in a small cell and
roughly correlates to how bad we think the crime is. I do
think thatmurder, multiple murder, murder with tor? never letting him out or you can take an entire life by
ture?the kind of thing JohnWayne Gacy did?is so killing him. To me they're not all thatdifferent. I don't
bad that no amount of punishment short of death think anybody has been executed who has been inno?
cent. They're tryingvery hard to prove that ithas hap?
expresses the proper measure of societal anger and dis?
but haven't succeeded.
approbation. To censure by punishing by less thandeath pened,
would make light of the sufferingof the victims. I just had a case come across my desk of a guy who
exhausted all his remedies but demanded aDNA test that
Q: What do you say to the argument that the death penalty he said would prove his innocence. So we ordered the
isn't a deterrent, and that deterrence should be part of
DNA test,and itproved exactly the opposite. So most of
the calculus of punishment?
the time we have a system that is designed to ensure
A: I was just coming to that. The other thing that we accuracy and to take account of the risk of error and is
implicitlyhave in the law is thatwe have some idea that weighted so that the guiltywill get acquitted rather than
themore you punish themore likely it is thatpeople are the innocentwill get convicted. That having been said,
going tobe deterred.We don't believe thatdeterrence is all criminal trials, like all human endeavors, have errors
perfect; we don't believe thatby doubling the punish? associated with them. [For an interestingapplication of
ment we are going to halve the amount of crime.We
JudgeKozinski's view of the inevitability ofmisfortune
have some rough guesstimate that punishing more in life, see Kozinski, "Brave New World," 30 University
article recommend that trial counsel The offending party ought to be chise. Nowhere is itcarved inmarble. It
operate outside the rules, probing and required to reimburse the opposing isn't in theConstitution. When Moses
testing to discover opportunities to act party for fees and expenses incurred in came down fromMt. Sinai, nowhere on
in defiance of them, but it also reveals preparing for and conducting the trial to the tablet did it say: "Thou shalt not
the expected results of such conduct. the point of mistrial. If the defendant resolve legal disputes save through the
The results are disturbing. committed the impropriety, execution services of a licensed lawyer."
No trial is perfect. In hard fought lit? could issue. If thewrongdoer should be When our having that franchise no
the plaintiff, a retrialmight be contin? longer serves the interests of society,
igation with well trained counsel seek?
gent upon a showing that such an award society can and, I submit,will cancel it.
ing to conduct themselves according to
the rules, therewill be errors great or had been paid. Should the adversarial system cease
small from time to time. Despairing of In thisway, the rules could be vindi? to be carefully crafted to produce the
cated and the truthdiscovering purpose truth of contested issues, it will no
perfection, we have developed the con?
of the legal proceedings be reinforced. longer serve the interestsof society.
cept of harmless error. Error occurs,
but it is not considered harmful. Even However, these comments are not (Has anyone noticed the increasing
error that prejudices the effort to find addressed to the judiciary, urging the popularity of Alternative Methods of
exercise of judicial authority to restrain 10
truth, if not seen as serious, may be Dispute Resolution?)
overlooked if the judge tells the jury to "streetwise" conduct. such com?
Any
ments might best be found in The
disregard what has improperly been
presented to them. Judges1 Journal, A Quarterly Publica?
But Gary C. Dobbs and George R. tion of theABA Judicial Division.
Speckart, the authors of the article, Here, I am writing to lawyers. Unless Judge
have done commendable research ? lawyers abide the rules because they are
devoted to our truth-seekingprocesses,
perhaps more anecdotal than
cal, but nonetheless persuasive?and
empiri?
those processes are not likely to survive. Kozinski
have related their undoubted experi? Imay be suggesting that trial lawyers
ence and expertise. The result is dis? were more professional than litigators. (Continuedfrom page 20)
turbing. Rule defiance sways juries. With Judge Posner," Vol. 22, No.
Jurors are not likely to remember Afterthought 1Litigation at 23 (Fall 1995).]
judges' instructions to disregard?but If truthbe not our goal, society's use
A: I startedhim on it. I gave him his
will remember what the rule bender for our adversarial system will, sadly,
firstbook on tape.
wants them to remember about the erode. Should our profession allow?or
product of breaking the rules. encourage?disregard for the rules that Q: There are remarkable similarities
It may represent a mild case of are necessary for truthdiscovery, that between your life and career and
"robitis" for us to believe that judicial goal is abandoned. Felix Frankfurter's. You both
disapproval of conduct will "unring the Long ago, society conferred on our emigrated from Austria to the
bell." The article tells us that it is not profession an exclusive franchise. It is United States at the age of 12;
likely to be so. our most valuable holding. We, alone, you were both slow starters in
We learnfrom thisarticle that,once the are authorized to counsel as to the law. school but finished first in your
pure stream of justice has been polluted, Only members of thebar are allowed to class in law school; you were
itcan rarelybe refined. represent clients appearing in court on both the only children of Jewish
Wrongful conduct
produces benefit to thewrongdoer. Trial theirbehalf. merchants; you both became
The judicial system inwhich we and masters of the English language,
judges must not assume that an instruc?
tionwill make theprejudice go away. we alone are the officers is designated gifted writers, and extraordinar?
Mistrials and reversals, apparently as the method of resolving
disputes. ily influential federal judges.
required, will clog court calendars. Society reposes such faith in our work A: Yes, and we're both short.
But theremay be remedies. there that the rich and thepoor, thepow?
Q: But he became early on a commit?
Those who presume to thehigh office erful and theweak, great commercial
tedDemocrat, while you became
of trial counsel impliedly represent that institutions and, even, the American a conservative Republican. Most
they have been so trained that they are government, itself, is bound by the sys?
aware of rules of procedure and evidence. tem's
people with your background tend
determinations.
to become Democrats. What hap?
Thus, there is a strongpresumption that Why did society confer this franchise pened in your case?
conduct offending therules is intentional. upon our profession?
A: What itmay be isDemocrats have
Itwill be presumed that intentional
Simply because society felt that the
rule breaking is prejudicial. changed quite a bit since Frank?
investigation into and resolution of furter's time.
There is no way to remove such prej? disputes great or small would be
udice from the trial. (The "Streetwise
accomplished better,more efficiently, Q: Was Frankfurter one of your judi?
Litigation" article will be produced as with least waste of time and at least cial heroes?
competent authority that sustaining expense, based upon "The truth, the A: Yes, I thinkhe was. Holmes prob