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Jack and The Beanstalk
Jack and The Beanstalk
Jack and The Beanstalk
CAST
NARRATOR
JACK
WIDOW
COW
OLD MAN with the beans
WIFE of the giant
GIANT
SCENE ONE
Enter WIDOW and COW (on a string) WIDOW is shivering. She has no blanket and no bread.
The COW rolls her eyes and flutters her lashes.
JACK: Hi Mum – I thought you were getting my tea ready – I could hear the fire
extinguisher - You look freezing. Take my blanket. (pauses) You must be hungry. Have this
bread.
He gives her the blanket and bread and pats the COW
WIDOW: Is there any more food in the house – my stomach thinks my heads been
cut off ?
JACK: None at all - even the mice have packed their bags and gone
JACK: Nothing.
WIDOW: Then what are we going to do? What will become of us?
JACK: Boo
She starts to cry – very loudly. JACK passes her a handkerchief. The COW tries to nuzzle into
her to cheer her up but she pushes it away.
JACK: Please don’t cry. I’ll think of something.
WIDOW: No, I’m in DIS TRESS - We have nothing left except one old cow who
gives no milk.
JACK: I will take the cow to that cattle market on the other side of the forest.
When I am there I can sell her at a good price ; why does she have horns
by the way ?
WIDOW: Because she’s lost her bell of course – But anyway, we can’t sell her –
she’s like one
of the family – we’ve had her for years
WIDOW is sad because she loves the cow and starts to cry again. COW hangs her head.
WIDOW: I do know you, and that is why I’m worried – once you saw a pile of milk
cartons and thought it was a cow’s nest! And you went to a mind reader
and they only charged you half the price! Just sell her and don’t get any
mad ideas.
JACK: No mad ideas, I promise. I will be back soon with a purse full of cash.
Enter NARRATOR. JACK then enters and wanders about with COW. There is music as they
walk up and down and then back again the way they came.
NARRATOR: Jack set off towards the cattle market with the cow. He had not been
there for years and soon got lost.
NARRATOR: Soon Jack was totally lost. He had no idea which way to go.
JACK and COW sit down under a tree. They are exhausted. JACK puts his head in his hands.
Enter OLD MAN. He wears a colourful coat with many pockets in it. MAN looks at the COW
and then at JACK
MAN: Hello son, I’ve just come from the movies, I watched Suicide Squid Games
– Harley Quinn was playing red light green light.
Oh, what’s the matter with you?
JACK: I want to sell my cow. My family are very poor, so poor that we only go to
KFC to lick other people’s fingers!
MAN: Well, why didn’t you say so? Perhaps we can do a deal. It may seem
strange but I have always wanted a cow.
He pats COW and then hands. COW some snacks from one of his pockets and she nuzzles up
to him again to get more.
JACK: Really?
JACK: She is old, I’m afraid, but she is very good natured. You don’t want to eat
her do you?
MAN: Of course not. I have a fine pasture where she can eat lush green grass all
day.
MAN: Take them home, plant them and you will see riches beyond compare.
MAN: No, all you have to do is plant them. Wait and see.
MAN: You will get plenty of cash once you plant those beans.
In the end they make the deal and the MAN goes off with the COW leaving JACK and the
beans. He wonders what he will tell Widow)
JACK: I really hope that these beans are magic. If they are not then we are truly
doomed. I hope I haven’t just been conned.
SCENE 3
NARRATOR: Jack’s mother was waiting for him to return. She was excited about the
money. She decided to order takeaway food from grab to celebrate.
WIDOW makes a huge order for takeaway food including many strange items
WIDOW: (on phone app) I will order order a jumbo hawaiian pizza. I would like... 2
big macs, nuggets, fries, hot wings, a durian milkshake, monkey brains,
cockroaches, live crickets – oooh don’t you just love those bushtucker
trials ! - oh yes you do… oh no we don’t etc
Enter JACK He overhears the end of the order and looks worried.
He needs to tell his mother about the beans.
JACK: Well…..
WIDOW: I hope it was a lot... that was a good cow.
WIDOW: (loudly) Beans! You idiot! I knew it! I should have realised when I asked you why
you’d slept with a ruler and you said ‘to see how long I’ve slept of course!’
She interrupts him shouting out in anger. She remembers some of the bad things he has
done before.
WIDOW: I remember when I fell down that wishing well and you said ‘I didn’t know
they really worked’ – you hate me don’t you !
Her anger builds up and up…. She gets a rolling pin out of her apron and runs after JACK with
it – music plays (Benny Hill)
They stop-
JACK: But Mum – I’ve always said that you have the things most men desire…like big
muscles and facial hair.
WIDOW: (shouting) You stupid, stupid boy. Can’t you see you have been conned? These
beans are not magic. They probably won’t even grow. They look pretty
old. To think that you sold our beloved cow for these!
At the end of this speech she throws the beans out of the window. They both look in
that direction. WIDOW storms out. JACK is left alone.
JACK: (looking out of window) I don’t think that went very well! (exit)
SCENE 4
NARRATOR: All through the night the beans grew and grewuntil they became an
enormous bean stalk stretching high into the sky.
JACK: Very well, but I think I will find more than beans.
NARRATOR: So Jack climbed the beanstalk. He climbed higher and higher. He climbed
so high that he went right through the clouds. At last he reached the top
of the plant. As he stepped off the stalk he saw an enormous castle. The
castle shone like gold and Jack decided to
creep into it and see if he could find any food.
SCENE 5
GIANT (a big man) lies asleep as JACK creeps in. He snores loudly. JACK sees the GIANT. His
house is full of larger than life objects – cups, bowls, plates – these could be dancers. JACK
explores the room, creeping about to music.
JACK: Goodness me. That looks like a giant. I will have to be careful not to wake
him. Let me look around. What is this? ( finds egg) A golden egg! If I take
this home my mother will never moan at me again.
Enter WIFE. She is not really a giant at all. She is just a rather large lady. She sees Jack and
looks at him sternly. She is, however, kind.
WIFE: Not at all kind. He eats boys like you for breakfast. I would never eat a
boy. He mocks me for that. We’ve never seen eye to eye – he’s too tall !
I’m a vegetarian and I wish I had never married him. He will keep eating
pickled people and filling our bins with their revolting bones and entrails.
GIANT starts to wake up and they both panic and run about searching for a hiding place. If
there are dancers on stage they can run too.
JACK: Where?
WIFE: Don’t be silly dear. The only smell in here is your fluffs – remember you
went to the doctor and asked him for something for wind ? He gave you a
kite!
JACK decides to make a run for it. GIANT sees him and chases him about – to music -but
JACK escapes with egg. Exit all.
SCENE 6
NARRATOR: Jack took the egg home to his mother who was very pleased with him, for
once.
They became quite wealthy but, unfortunately Jack’s mother got an iPad,
grew addicted to the shopping on Lazada and spent all the money. So,
after a while she persuaded him to return to the giant’s castle for a second
time to get more eggs.
The giant’s WIFE is sitting in a chair as Jack enters again. She is crying and has a black eye
and holds a broken tea pot
WIFE: You came back – intruder window again?
WIFE: He was furious when you went. He went mad and hit me and he broke a
lot of my best china.
JACK: I have a plan that might help you get away from him.
WIFE: Please tell me the plan. I hate living right at the top of a beanstalk. I’d
much rather live somewhere a bit more down to earth with a nice, kind,
vegetarian husband.
WIFE: Please, please try, but be careful, he has eaten ten boys this week.
WIFE: Help yourself, dear. Help yourself. I am fed up of dusting them all the
time. In fact, take the goose that lays them.
GIANT enters
JACK: Please don’t eat me. I won’t taste very nice. I had garlic last night.
JACK and the GIANT run about again but then JACK loses track of where the GIANT is –
music.
JACK: Where? (JACK turns right around and so does the GIANT)
JACK: Where?
GIANT jumps out and chases JACK around again – music as they run off – curtain
fall/darkness)
NARRATOR: Jack managed to escape down the beanstalk but the giant was after him.
As soon as he reached the ground Jack fetched an axe and started to chop
the stalk down. Luckily, he did this just in time and the giant fell and
landed with a thud in the middle of the Widow’s flower patch.
FINAL SCENE
JACK and WIDOW are looking at the dead GIANT. He has landed right in the middle of her
best flower patch. The flowers could be the dancers again. JACK holds the toy goose.
JACK shows her the goose toy – a dead ‘parrot’ type of joke.
JACK: Every night and then it lays a golden egg. Soon we will be rich.
WIDOW: So, can I order more grab food; from KFC this time?
JACK leaves the stage and enters hand in hand with WIFE.
JACK: This lady was married to the giant. I rescued her.
JACK links his arms with WIFE and they leave to a jolly tune. Once they are gone, GIANT sits
up, looks a bit bewildered, holds his head and then wanders off stage.