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CBS - How I Met Your Mother 2x13 (Monday Night Football)
CBS - How I Met Your Mother 2x13 (Monday Night Football)
Episode # 2ALH13
Written by
Carter Bays
&
Craig Thomas
Directed by
Rob Greenberg
STAGE 22
4:30 PM – TBD Block & Shoot
CAST
SETS
INT. STUDY
INT. BAR
INT. APARTMENT
INT. FUNERAL PARLOR
INT. METRO NEWS ONE SET
EXT. NEW YORK STREET
INT. MARSHALL’S BEDROOM
INT. LILY’S KINDERGARTEN CLASSROOM
INT. QUINN’S SPORTS BAR
INT. LILY’S KINDERGARTEN CLASSROOM HALLWAY
ACT 2, SCENE 19
U U (28)
INT. METRO NEWS ONE SET - DAY
(DAY 3)
(Robin, Kevin, Sid, Producer, Headset Guy,
Extras)
ACT 2, SCENE 20
U U (30)
INT. APARTMENT - DAY (DAY 3)
(Barney)
ACT 2, SCENE 20A (30)
INT. APARTMENT – TEN MINUTES
LATER (DAY 3)
(Narrator (V.O.), Ted, Barney)
ACT 2, SCENE 21
U U (31)
OMITTED
ACT 2, SCENE 22
U U (31)
INT. LILY’S KINDERGARTEN
CLASSROOM - DAY (DAY 3)
(Marshall, Lily, Doug, Extras)
ACT 2, SCENE 23
U U (32)
INT. LILY’S KINDERGARTEN
CLASSROOM – MOMENTS LATER
(DAY 3)
(Marshall, Lily, Doug, Extras)
ACT 2, SCENE 24
U U (32)
INT. METRO NEWS ONE SET - DAY
(DAY 3)
(Robin, Kevin)
ACT 2, SCENE 25
U U (33)
INT. LILY’S KINDERGARTEN
CLASSROOM – DAY (DAY 3)
(Narrator (V.O.), Marshall, Lily, Doug,
Extras)
ACT 2, SCENE 26
U U (35)
EXT. NEW YORK STREET – DAY
(DAY 3)
(Ted, Barney, Random Guy, Older Guy,
Emmitt Smith, Extras)
ACT 2, SCENE 27
U U (36)
INT. QUINN’S SPORTS BAR - DAY
(DAY 3)
(Narrator (V.O.), Ted, Pool Player Guy #1,
Pool Player Guy #2, Bartender, Extras)
ACT 2, SCENE 28
U U (37)
INT. LILY’S KINDERGARTEN
CLASSROOM – AFTERNOON (DAY 3)
(Marshall, Lily) TV Calling - For educational purposes only
4.
COLD OPEN
FADE IN:
1 INT. STUDY - YEAR 2030 - DAY 1
(NARRATOR (V.O.), SON, DAUGHTER)
CHYRON: 2030
THE KIDS SIT LISTENING TO THEIR DAD. THEY SEEM
BORED (EXISTING FOOTAGE).
NARRATOR (V.O.)
Kids, I'd like to talk to you about *
2 OMITTED 2
BARNEY
TED
MARSHALL
that.
LILY *
TED *
MARSHALL
Oh my God.
customers.
EVERYONE
TED
LILY *
MARSHALL
Bowl.
TED
LILY
Mark.
TED
have to go.
CARL
CARL (CONT'D)
CARL (CONT'D)
LONG BEAT.
EVERYONE
CARL
MARSHALL
CUT TO:
MAIN TITLES.
ACT ONE
FADE IN:
TED
Matt--
LILY
Mark.
TED
hour late.
MARSHALL
TED
TED (CONT'D)
TED / MARSHALL
Amen.
LILY
commercials. *
ROBIN *
TED *
LILY
SITCOM SHRUG).
BARNEY
TED
his bookie.
TED (CONT'D)
BARNEY
TED
Virtually.
BARNEY
LILY
Sartorial?
BARNEY
the living.
BARNEY (CONT'D)
BARNEY
...a hand-stitched, cashmere, double-
be so frightened.
ROBIN
(OFF WATCH) Sweet. We just make a *
eight.
CUT TO:
CHYRON: 2:36 AM
CARL
...and even though we didn't see any *
ROBIN
I have to be at work (RE: WATCH) exactly
one Super Bowl from now.
LILY
Let's face it, we're not gonna get to
watch it. We should just find out the
score.
BARNEY
Oh, thank God. I'll check it.
BARNEY TAKES OUT HIS PHONE AND STARTS LOOKING AT
THE INTERNET. TED SWATS IT OUT OF HIS HAND.
TED
No! We can't! We have to watch it
together. It's tradition. Think of *
all the great times we've had watching *
this game. *
WHIP-PAN TO:
TED
BARNEY
MARSHALL
TED
LILY
We know, Ted.
TED
me!
MARSHALL
LILY
TED
Everyone drink!
8 OMITTED 8
MARSHALL
LILY
CUT TO:
TED
she? *
MARSHALL
the pictures.
BARNEY
MARSHALL
BARNEY
won.
BARNEY
That's impossible.
TED
A BEAT.
LILY
I'm in.
ROBIN
I'm in.
MARSHALL
I'm in.
BARNEY
five!
TED
We're at a wake.
BARNEY
FADE TO BLACK.
ACT TWO
FADE IN:
NARRATOR (V.O.)
BARNEY
TED
No.
BARNEY
TED
BARNEY
TED
Fine.
TED (CONT'D)
that's funny.
BARNEY
(CONCERNED) Wait--
MARSHALL *
(TO LILY) Look, okay, I'll do it. But *
MARSHALL
TED *
Be careful. *
AS THEY GET READY TO GO, THEY LOOK OVER AT BARNEY. *
BARNEY *
Do you guys have, like, a cup or an *
old jar you don't really care about? *
TV Calling - For educational purposes only
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - "MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" 20.
FINAL DRAFT (PINK) 12/06/06
MARSHALL *
BARNEY *
No. *
MARSHALL
rubber band. *
BARNEY
INTRIGUED) Oh. *
CUT TO:
NARRATOR (V.O.)
the media.
ROBIN
KEVIN
any harder!
KEVIN (CONT'D)
Robin, whaddya say, I think it's time
Update.
ROBIN'S EYES GO WIDE: CRAP.
ROBIN
(BLURTS) No!
KEVIN
(CONFUSED) What?
ROBIN
No.
KEVIN
But... it's time for sports.
ROBIN
No it's not. It's time for weather.
KEVIN
We just did weather.
ROBIN
Well, weather's pretty fickle, it might
there, Lou?!
WE CUT OVER TO A VERY UNPREPARED LOU IN FRONT OF A
GREENSCREEN WEATHER MAP. HE'S EATING A DONUT.
LOU
Pretty much the same thing it was two
Sid.
ROBIN
(SOTTO) Oh no...
ROBIN CRINGES AS WE CUT OVER TO A CONFUSED SID.
CUT TO:
Ness Monster. *
MARSHALL *
LILY
goldfish.
LILY (CONT'D)
DOUG
MARSHALL
Marshall. Nice to meet you.
DOUG
Are you staying the rest of the day?
MARSHALL
Yeah, I'm hiding out in here today so
Bowl.
DOUG
I know who won.
MARSHALL
That's great, but I really don't want
that to yourself--
DOUG
How badly do you not wanna know?
MARSHALL
(NERVOUS LAUGH) Excuse me?
DOUG
(BEAT) Ten bucks.
MARSHALL
Are you serious?
DOUG
It just went up to eight.
OFF MARSHALL'S LOOK...
CUT TO:
BARNEY
TED *
What do I win? *
BARNEY *
TED *
BARNEY *
TED *
BARNEY *
TED *
BARNEY *
everywhere.
TED
CUT TO:
TED (V.O.)
CUT TO:
TED (V.O.)
Freak!
Loser!
TED
CUT TO:
SID
Robin.
ROBIN
La la la la la la la la la...
KEVIN
PRODUCER
We're clear!
PRODUCER (CONT'D)
ROBIN
specific. *
PRODUCER *
ROBIN
PRODUCER *
HEADSET GUY
CUT
TV Calling - For TO:
educational purposes only
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - "MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" 30.
FINAL DRAFT (PINK) 12/06/06
DISSOLVE TO:
TED
BARNEY INCHES PAST TED AND RUNS OUT THE DOOR. TED
REMOVES HIS HEADGEAR TO SEE THE RADIATOR ON THE *
FLOOR AND BARNEY GONE.
TED (CONT'D)
No!
NARRATOR (V.O.)
TED
21 OMITTED 21
doing this?! *
DOUG
(BEAT) I'm in love with Miss Aldrin.
MARSHALL
Well, you can't have Miss Aldrin, she's
mine!
DOUG CONSIDERS THIS FOR A BEAT, THEN LEANS OVER TO
A NEARBY SHELF AND PUSHES A CERAMIC SCULPTURE OF A
CAT TO THE FLOOR. IT SHATTERS LOUDLY.
THE WHOLE CLASS TURNS TO LOOK AS LILY WALKS TOWARD
THE BACK OF THE CLASS.
LILY
Okay, now, who did this?TV Calling - For educational purposes only
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - "MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" 32.
FINAL DRAFT (PINK) 12/06/06
MARSHALL
(SIGHS) I did.
DOUG
out?
LILY
DOUG
a time out.
LILY
DISSOLVE TO: *
CUT TO:
ROBIN
...and after the Super Bowl, the Mayor
MARSHALL
DOUG
DOUG (CONT'D)
movies a week...
NARRATOR (V.O.)
MARSHALL
DOUG
No, I didn't!
MARSHALL
DOUG
win.
MARSHALL
MARSHALL (CONT'D)
CUT TO:
BARNEY
OLDER GUY
BARNEY
RANDOM GUY
BARNEY
BARNEY (CONT'D)
Emmitt Smith! Oh, thank God.
EMMITT SMITH
Yeah I get that a lot.
BARNEY
You gotta tell me who won the Super *
Bowl?
EMMITT SMITH
Oh, the game was last night, wasn't
Foreman.
HE EXITS. BARNEY SCREAMS TO THE HEAVENS IN
FRUSTRATION.
CUT TO:
TED
BARTENDER
TED
NARRATOR (V.O.)
started to go wrong.
ROBIN
CUT TO:
TV Calling - For educational purposes only
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - "MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" 38.
FINAL DRAFT (PINK) 12/06/06
THE KIDS ARE ALL GONE FOR THE DAY. MARSHALL AND
LILY HEAD INTO THE HALLWAY, AS LILY LOCKS THE DOOR.
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
CUT TO:
TV Calling - For educational purposes only
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - "MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" 39.
FINAL DRAFT (PINK) 12/06/06
TRISH SANCHEZ
panda--
ROBIN
Nooooooooo!
CUT TO:
MARSHALL
Nooooooooooo!
CUT
TV Calling - For TO:
educational purposes only
HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER - "MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL" 40.
FINAL DRAFT (PINK) 12/06/06
TED
accomplished.
TED *
TED (CONT'D) *
Barney-- *
BARNEY
without me. *
stupid stupid! *
BARNEY (CONT'D) *
TED
BARNEY *
TED *
LILY *
ROBIN *
MARSHALL *
do! *
TED *
it. *
LILY *
MARSHALL *
ROBIN *
MARSHALL *
today. *
ROBIN *
BARNEY *
LILY *
You go first. *
TED *
5000 today.
LILY *
Go ahead, Barney. *
BARNEY *
NARRATOR (V.O.) *
DISSOLVE TO: *
NARRATOR (V.O.)
I can't even tell you who played in *
it. But we drank some beers, ate wings,
and watched the game together. *
DISSOLVE TO: *
LILY *
Mark. *
MARSHALL *
Or was it Matt? *
FADE TO BLACK. *
TAG
FADE IN:
BARNEY
TED
BARNEY
BARNEY (CONT'D)
CUT TO BLACK.
END OF SHOW