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{3418}{3508}Where are my golf balls?
{3551}{3595}Anyone seen my sun block?
{3601}{3675}What's the point of going to Florida|if you use sun block?
{3681}{3747}I don't care, I'm getting toasted.
{3753}{3843}Great. Now you can be a skag|with a darker shade of skin.
{3849}{3954}He's jealous because he can't tan.|His freckles just connect.
{3960}{4054}Hey, hey, easy on the fluids!|The rubber sheets are packed.
{4060}{4092}{y:i}She wants "Ding".
{4098}{4156}{y:i}Behind "Ding" is 200 points!
{4162}{4204}{y:i}All right!
{4210}{4258}{y:i}That gives you 4700 points.
{4264}{4351}{y:i}200 points! All right!
{4390}{4433}Honey, are you packed yet?
{4439}{4472}Yes.
{4478}{4546}{y:i}Yes.
{4556}{4612}Everything I put out?
{4618}{4658}Yes.
{4664}{4698}{y:i}Yes.
{4704}{4765}Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you?
{4771}{4852}Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers?
{4858}{4893}Close.
{4899}{4956}Inflatable clown to play with|in the pool.
{4962}{5025}How exciting.
{5026}{5102}Why Florida? There's no|Christmas trees in Florida.
{5108}{5153}What is it with Christmas trees?
{5159}{5229}How can you have Christmas|without a Christmas tree?
{5235}{5361}We'll find a nice fake silver one.|Or decorate a palm tree.
{5409}{5528}{y:i}Guests of "Ding, Dang, Dong"|{y:i}stay at the world-renowned Plaza
Hotel:
{5534}{5595}{y:i}New York's most exciting|{y:i}hotel experience.
{5601}{5704}{y:i}For reservations, call toll-free,|{y:i}1-800-759...
{5710}{5856}- Where's the camcorder battery?|- I put it in the charger.
{6115}{6138}How's this?
{6144}{6188}Oh, much better.
{6194}{6280}Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be|late for the Christmas pageant.
{6286}{6387}It's in the bathroom. I can't go in.|Uncle Frank's taking a shower.
{6393}{6535}He says if I walk in there and see him|naked, I'd never feel like a
real man.
{6541}{6606}Whatever that means.
{6629}{6723}I'm sure he was kidding.|Just run in and get your tie...
{6729}{6819}...get out, and don't look|at anything.
{6831}{6867}{y:i}Well
{6873}{6985}{y:i}This cat they're talking about|{y:i}I wonder who, could it be
{6991}{7060}{y:i}'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
{7066}{7140}{y:i}The heaviest cat you ever did see
{7146}{7209}{y:i}When they see me|{y:i}Walkin' down the street
{7215}{7282}{y:i}None of the fellas want to speak|{y:i}Hey, hey, hey
{7288}{7362}{y:i}On their faces they wear a silly smirk|{y:i}'Cause they know
{7368}{7494}{y:i}I'm the king|{y:i}Of the cool jerks
{7524}{7642}Get out of here, you pervert,|or I'll slap you silly!
{7669}{7778}Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.
{7932}{8005}{y:i}Christmas tree|{y:i}My Christmas tree
{8011}{8097}{y:i}Lit up like a star
{8103}{8177}{y:i}When I see|{y:i}My Christmas tree
{8183}{8272}{y:i}Can loved ones be far
{8278}{8353}{y:i}Christmas tree|{y:i}I'm certain
{8359}{8438}{y:i}Wherever I roam
{8444}{8508}Kevin's solo's coming up.|Tell Leslie.
{8514}{8570}Kevin's solo's coming up.|Tell Frank.
{8576}{8625}Okay. Frank.
{8631}{8703}Frank!
{8781}{8857}{y:i}Christmastime means laughter
{8863}{8949}{y:i}Toboggans in the snow
{8955}{9021}{y:i}Caroling together
{9027}{9119}{y:i}With faces aglow
{9125}{9200}{y:i}Stockings on the mantel
{9206}{9284}{y:i}A wreath on the door
{9290}{9370}{y:i}And my merriest Christmas
{9376}{9464}{y:i}Needs just one thing more
{9470}{9497}{y:i}Christmas tree
{9503}{9596}{y:i}My Christmas tree
{9945}{10016}Kevin!
{10151}{10256}Ladies and gentlemen of the jury...
{10356}{10428}...I'd like to apologize|for whatever displeasure...
{10434}{10493}...I might have caused you.|- What?
{10499}{10567}My prank was immature and ill-timed.
{10573}{10691}Immature or not, it was|pretty darn hilarious.
{10709}{10794}I also apologize to my brother.
{10796}{10829}Kevin.
{10835}{10894}I'm sorry.
{10901}{10940}Oh, Buzz...
{10946}{11013}...that was very nice.
{11099}{11200}Kevin, do you have something to say?
{11593}{11672}Beat that, you trout-sniffer.
{11766}{11836}I'm not sorry. I did it|because Buzz humiliated me.
{11842}{11903}He gets away with everything,|so I got him.
{11909}{11965}Since you stupidly|believe his lies...
{11971}{12036}...I don't care if your|Florida trip is wrecked.
{12042}{12133}Who wants to spend Christmas|in a tropical climate?
{12139}{12161}Kevin!
{12167}{12221}You walk out,|you sleep on the 3rd floor.
{12227}{12280}Yeah, with me.
{12286}{12326}So, what else is new?
{12332}{12419}Don't wreck my trip.|Your dad's paying good money for it.
{12425}{12540}Wouldn't want to spoil your fun,|Mr. Cheapskate.
{12624}{12716}What a troubled young man.
{12781}{12865}They're all a bunch of jerks.
{12871}{12941}Hi.
{12953}{13062}Last time we tried to take a trip,|we had a problem just like this.
{13068}{13115}Yeah, with me getting crapped on.
{13121}{13222}I don't care for your choice of words.|That's not what happened.
{13228}{13278}Buzz apologized to you.
{13284}{13340}Yeah, then he called me|a trout-sniffer.
{13346}{13418}He didn't mean it.|He was just sucking up to you.
{13424}{13517}Okay, why don't you just sit up here|and think things over?
{13523}{13609}When you're ready to apologize|to everyone, you can come down.
{13615}{13710}I'm not apologizing to Buzz.|I'd rather kiss a toilet seat!
{13716}{13765}Then stay up here all night.
{13771}{13868}I don't want to go down anyway!|I can't trust anybody in this family.
{13874}{13963}You know what? If I had my own|money, I'd go on my own vacation.
{13969}{14090}Alone, without any of you. And I'd|have the most fun of my whole
life.
{14096}{14165}You got your wish last year.|Maybe you will this year.
{14171}{14241}I hope so.
{15378}{15461}- We did it again!|- We did it again!
{15681}{15744}Our McCallisters here,|other McCallisters there.
{15750}{15845}I shouldn't complain, but|you give the worst wake-up calls.
{15851}{15935}- Do you have the tickets?|- I've got them. Here's your family's.
{15941}{15985}- How many do you have?|- Seven.
{15991}{16076}- We have seven.|- 14!
{16130}{16159}Seven...
{16165}{16185}...eight...
{16191}{16272}...nine, ten.|- How come we're not sitting together?
{16278}{16413}This time of year, we're lucky to get|on the same plane. 11, 12, 13.
{16450}{16500}Where's Kevin?
{16506}{16538}14.
{16544}{16680}Good thing I have my own ticket,|just in case you try to ditch me.
{16901}{16940}- Come on.|- I need batteries.
{16946}{17000}I'll give them to you on the plane.
{17006}{17059}- Here's two more.|- Why not now?
{17065}{17143}Not now! What's the gate number?
{17149}{17194}H-17.
{17200}{17283}Better hurry, it's the last gate.|Dad, what gate is it?
{17289}{17345}H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin.
{17351}{17409}Kevin, you gonna take my bag?|Take my bag.
{17415}{17496}Come on. Come on.
{18099}{18164}{y:i}American Airlines|{y:i}flight 226 to New York...
{18170}{18271}{y:i}... is now in the final|{y:i}boarding process.
{18315}{18400}Come on. Come on!
{18411}{18481}Dad, wait up!
{18566}{18623}Dad, wait up!
{18629}{18685}Wait up!
{18691}{18745}Wait!
{18751}{18831}Come on, come on!
{18926}{18996}Dad, wait!
{19094}{19166}Here we are! Here!
{19226}{19246}We made it.
{19252}{19314}Everybody here? We made it?|All right.
{19320}{19365}Please board, the plane's leaving.
{19371}{19465}- I'll make sure everyone gets on.|- We'll get everyone on.
{19471}{19520}Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight.
{19526}{19601}Bye.|- Bye-bye.
{19636}{19668}Hey, wait up!
{19674}{19751}Hey, guys, wait for me!
{19759}{19802}- Cutting it kind of close.|- Yes.
{19808}{19852}Merry Christmas.|Merry Christmas.
{19858}{19915}Wait!
{19918}{19975}Wait!
{19981}{20057}- I'm sorry.|- That's okay. Are you on this flight?
{20063}{20149}Yeah. My family's on the plane.|I don't want to be left here.
{20155}{20214}- Do you have a boarding pass?|- Somewhere...
{20220}{20253}They're ready to go.
{20259}{20285}He dropped his pass.
{20291}{20375}This happened to me last year|and almost wrecked my Christmas.
{20381}{20421}You sure your family's onboard?
{20427}{20515}My dad ran in right before|I bumped into this lady.
{20521}{20613}Board him. Make sure he locates|his family before you leave him.
{20619}{20691}Okay. Come on.
{20738}{20787}Do you see your family?
{20793}{20819}There's my dad.
{20825}{20908}- Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas.|- You too.
{20914}{20967}{y:i}In order to push back from the gate...
{20973}{21086}{y:i}... all passengers must have|{y:i}their seat belts fastened.
{21733}{21836}So have you ever been to Florida?
{22384}{22525}{y:i}Welcome aboard American Airlines|{y:i}flight 176 non-stop to New
York.
{22755}{22833}{y:i}I didn't think we'd make it.
{22879}{22910}Something wrong?
{22916}{22950}Honey?
{22956}{23014}I have that feeling.
{23020}{23080}We forgot something?
{23086}{23180}No, I don't think we did,|but I just have that feeling.
{23186}{23223}Just bad memories.
{23229}{23333}We did everything, brought everything.|We have everybody.
{23339}{23416}There's nothing to worry about.
{23436}{23545}{y:i}Yeah. Yeah, you're right.|{y:i}You're right. We're fine.
{23551}{23636}{y:i}Nothing to worry about.
{24066}{24129}Mom?
{24135}{24189}Dad?
{24195}{24271}Uncle Frank?
{24271}{24336}Buzz?
{24497}{24586}We're the last ones off the plane.
{24661}{24753}Where are those guys?
{24859}{24900}Is this Megan's?|It's Brooke's.
{24906}{24983}Give this to Brooke, this to Kevin.
{24989}{25060}- Give this... Give this to Kevin.|- Give this to Kevin.
{25066}{25093}Give this to Kevin.
{25099}{25125}- Kevin.|- Kevin.
{25131}{25182}- Give this to Kevin.|- Give this to Kevin.
{25188}{25235}- Give this to Kevin.|- Kevin.
{25241}{25341}- Give this to Kevin.|- Here you go, Kevin.
{25475}{25534}- Kevin's not here.|- Kevin's not here.
{25540}{25598}- Kevin's not here.|- Kevin's not here.
{25604}{25665}- Kevin's not here.|- Kevin's not here.
{25671}{25730}- Kevin's not here.|- Kevin's not here.
{25736}{25770}Kevin's not here.
{25776}{25838}Kevin's not here.
{25844}{25911}What!
{25964}{26036}Kevin!
{26675}{26764}Excuse me, this is an emergency!
{26770}{26793}Yes, sir?
{26799}{26867}What city is that?
{26886}{26934}That's New York.
{26940}{27024}Yikes, I did it again!
{27108}{27176}Something wrong, sir?
{27219}{27296}I'll be fine.
{27481}{27614}Oh, no. My family's in Florida|and I'm in New York.
{27620}{27697}My family's in Florida?
{27703}{27745}I'm in...
{27751}{27831}...New York?
{29466}{29541}Wow.
{30330}{30366}What's the child's name?
{30372}{30436}- Kevin.|- K-E-V-I-N.
{30442}{30488}When did you see him last?
{30494}{30519}Curbside check-in?
{30525}{30625}No, I saw him at the door.|He was with us in the terminal.
{30631}{30741}Most people get separated at security.|Did everyone get through
security?
{30747}{30794}I don't know. Peter...
{30800}{30875}We were in a hurry.|We ran all the way to the gate.
{30881}{30962}When did you notice he was missing?
{30968}{31048}When we picked up our baggage here.
{31054}{31124}- Has the boy ever run away from home?|- No.
{31130}{31233}Has he ever been in a situation|on his own?
{31321}{31395}As a matter of fact,|this has happened before.
{31401}{31497}It's becoming a McCallister|family travel tradition.
{31503}{31621}Funnily enough,|we never lose our luggage.
{31865}{31968}He was left at home,|by accident, last year.
{31974}{32126}That's what my wife meant calling it|a McCallister family travel
tradition.
{32131}{32172}We'll call Chicago and...
{32178}{32232}...notify them of the situation.
{32238}{32306}The odds are that's where he is.
{32312}{32347}Thanks.
{32353}{32456}Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else.
{32778}{32856}Watch out, kid!
{33121}{33207}Yo, where's your manifest?
{33294}{33345}Here we are, Marv, New York City.
{33351}{33420}The land of opportunity.
{33426}{33468}Smell that?
{33474}{33493}Yeah.
{33499}{33533}Know what that is?
{33539}{33605}- Fish.|- It's freedom.
{33611}{33650}No, it's fish.
{33656}{33728}- It's freedom and it's money.|- Okay, okay.
{33734}{33755}It's freedom.
{33761}{33823}Come on, let's go before|someone sees us.
{33829}{33901}And it's fish.
{34011}{34062}Yes, one quick score.
{34068}{34132}We get ourselves|some phony passports...
{34138}{34216}...and we hightail it|to some foreign country.
{34222}{34291}Arizona?
{34383}{34430}That's very smart, Marv.
{34436}{34512}You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents|from a Santy Claus?
{34518}{34548}Every bit helps.
{34554}{34625}Besides, now we got our new nickname.
{34631}{34695}We're the Sticky Bandits!
{34701}{34742}Real cute.
{34748}{34821}Very cute.
{35179}{35320}"The Plaza Hotel. New York's most|exciting hotel experience."
{35590}{35671}Sick!
{36999}{37040}What's the matter?
{37046}{37126}Thought I saw something.
{37461}{37525}Serves you right! Come on, let's go.
{37531}{37611}I think she likes me.
{37619}{37676}Ahh.
{38465}{38504}Excuse me, where's the lobby?
{38510}{38616}- Down the hall and to the left.|- Thanks.
{38911}{38981}Wow.
{39151}{39204}{y:i}Guests of|{y:i}the new "Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong"...
{39210}{39273}{y:i}... stay at the world-renowned|{y:i}Plaza Hotel:
{39279}{39337}{y:i}New York's most exciting|{y:i}hotel experience.
{39343}{39386}{y:i}For reservations, call toll-free...
{39392}{39515}{y:i}... 1-800-759-3000.
{39521}{39584}I'll do just that.
{39590}{39655}Howdy-do. This is Peter|McCallister. The father.
{39661}{39700}I'd like a hotel room.
{39706}{39765}With an extra-large bed, a TV...
{39771}{39853}...and one of those little|refrigerators with a key.
{39859}{39942}Credit card? You got it.
{39995}{40047}Plaza Reservations, may I help you?
{40053}{40115}{y:i}Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister.
{40121}{40156}{y:i}The father.
{40162}{40205}{y:i}Yes, sir.|{y:i}- I'd like a hotel room.
{40211}{40289}{y:i}Yes.|{y:i}- With an extra-large bed, a TV...
{40295}{40397}{y:i}... and one of those little|{y:i}refrigerators with a key.
{40403}{40454}You'll need a major credit card.
{40460}{40535}{y:i}Credit card? You got it.
{40541}{40631}{y:i}Thank you. Enjoy your stay.
{40675}{40768}Yes, two at eight, Henri.|Mr. Yamamoto.
{40774}{40834}Hold on a second.
{40915}{40981}I'll call you back.
{41025}{41086}Hi.
{41161}{41190}Can I help you?
{41196}{41273}Reservation for McCallister.
{41288}{41340}A reservation for yourself?
{41346}{41453}My feet are hardly touching the ground.|I can barely see over the
counter.
{41459}{41518}How can I make a reservation|for a room?
{41524}{41634}Think about it: A kid going into|a hotel making a reservation?
{41640}{41704}I don't think so.
{41708}{41745}I'm confused.
{41751}{41838}I'm traveling with my dad.|He's on business. He's at a meeting.
{41844}{41949}I hate meetings. I'm not allowed|to go in, only to sit in the lobby.
{41955}{41982}That's boring.
{41988}{42049}So my dad dropped me off.
{42055}{42132}Gave me his credit card and said|to have check-in...
{42138}{42213}...let me in the room|so I won't get into mischief.
{42219}{42314}Ma'am, sometimes I do|get into mischief.
{42325}{42394}We all do.
{42421}{42496}Merry Christmas.
{42496}{42547}No sign of him.
{42553}{42622}We'll need to be in touch.|You have hotel rooms?
{42628}{42745}- Yeah.|- Do you have a recent photo of him?
{42756}{42828}I have one in my wallet.
{42834}{42892}I don't have my wallet.
{42898}{42950}My wallet's in my bag.
{42956}{43048}Kevin was looking in my bag at|the airport. He has my wallet.
{43054}{43123}- Did you have credit cards?|- Credit cards, money...
{43129}{43184}We'll notify the credit card|companies.
{43190}{43300}If your son has the cards, we can get|a location on him when he uses
them.
{43306}{43412}I don't think he knows|how to use a credit card.
{43446}{43509}Wow! It worked!
{43574}{43619}- Cedric.|- Yes?
{43625}{43707}- Don't count your tips in public.|- I'm sorry.
{43713}{43835}And find out everything you can|about that young fellow.
{43841}{43916}Front, please!
{43994}{44042}Enjoy your stay with us.
{44048}{44118}Don't forget to remind|your dad, when he arrives...
{44124}{44193}...he must come down and|sign a couple of things.
{44199}{44314}- Thank you, you've been helpful.|May I take your bag?
{44392}{44442}Up here to your left.
{44448}{44512}Herbert Hoover|once stayed on this floor.
{44518}{44550}The vacuum guy?
{44556}{44646}No, the president.
{44726}{44831}This is one of our finest suites, sir.
{44986}{45066}This is great!
{45158}{45281}Wow! A huge bed just for me!
{45404}{45510}Luxurious and spacious.
{45621}{45689}How convenient.
{45738}{45806}Hey.
{45826}{45914}Did you want the key in the bag?|Or did you want to hang on to it?
{45920}{45990}I'll hang on to it.
{46038}{46073}Everything all right?
{46079}{46138}- Is the temperature okay?|- It's okay.
{46144}{46255}- Do you know how the TV works?|- I'm 10 years old. TV's my life.
{46261}{46331}Well...
{46386}{46448}I'm sorry.
{46541}{46642}And there's plenty more|where that came from.
{46662}{46731}Thank you.
{47355}{47428}Would you mind if I worked|on my cannonballs?
{47434}{47471}No.
{47477}{47534}Thanks.
{47825}{47896}Yikes!
{48372}{48446}This is a vacation.
{48452}{48501}{y:i}Hold it right there!
{48507}{48545}{y:i}It's me, Johnny.
{48551}{48591}{y:i}I knew it was you.
{48597}{48688}{y:i}I could smell you getting off|{y:i}the elevator.
{48694}{48782}- Two scoops, sir?|- Two? Make it three, I'm not driving.
{48788}{48888}{y:i}Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite.|- Thank you.
{48894}{48963}{y:i}You was here last night too,|{y:i}wasn't you?
{48969}{49023}{y:i}I was singing at the Blue Monkey|{y:i}last night.
{49029}{49091}She was not.|She was smooching your brother.
{49097}{49183}{y:i}You was here and you was|{y:i}smooching with my brother.
{49189}{49227}{y:i}That's a dirty lie.|- See?
{49233}{49302}{y:i}Don't give me that.|{y:i}You been smooching everybody!
{49308}{49368}{y:i}Snuffy, Al, Leo...
{49374}{49479}{y:i}... Little Moe with the gimpy leg,|{y:i}Cheeks, Boney Bob,
Cliff...
{49485}{49528}{y:i}I could go on forever, baby.
{49534}{49573}{y:i}You have me all wrong!
{49579}{49601}{y:i}All right...
{49607}{49638}{y:i}... I believe you.
{49644}{49706}{y:i}But my Tommy gun don't!
{49712}{49750}{y:i}Johnny!
{49756}{49799}{y:i}You're the only duck in my pond!
{49805}{49868}{y:i}Get down on your knees|{y:i}and tell me you love me.
{49874}{49941}{y:i}Baby! I'm over the moon for you!
{49947}{50003}{y:i}You gotta do better than that!
{50009}{50158}{y:i}If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have|{y:i}to take two planes to
get across it.
{50164}{50253}{y:i}Maybe I'm off my hinges,|{y:i}but I believe you.
{50259}{50308}{y:i}That's why I'm letting you go.
{50314}{50416}{y:i}I'm gonna give you till the count|{y:i}of three, to get your
lousy...
{50422}{50447}{y:i}... lying...
{50453}{50547}{y:i}... lowdown, four-flushing carcass|{y:i}out my door!
{50553}{50593}She's rat bait.
{50599}{50648}{y:i}One!
{50654}{50711}{y:i}Two!
{50891}{50923}{y:i}Three!
{50929}{51035}{y:i}Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
{51047}{51130}{y:i}And a Happy New Year.
{51886}{51947}Housekeeping.
{52896}{53025}{y:i}We know a guy who can do the cool jerk
{53031}{53133}{y:i}We know a guy who can do the cool jerk
{53139}{53221}{y:i}This cat they're talkin' about
{53227}{53290}{y:i}I wonder who could it be
{53296}{53366}{y:i}'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat
{53372}{53442}{y:i}The heaviest cat you ever did see
{53448}{53512}{y:i}When they see me|{y:i}Walkin' down the street
{53518}{53581}{y:i}None of the fellas want to speak|{y:i}Hey, hey, hey
{53587}{53656}{y:i}On their faces they wear a silly smirk|{y:i}'Cause they know
{53662}{53803}{y:i}I'm the king of the cool jerks
{53857}{53947}{y:i}Get out of here, you pervert,|{y:i}or I'll slap you silly!
{53953}{54015}Uh...
{54039}{54134}{y:i}Oh, you're cooking, Frankie.
{54149}{54224}Oh, my foot!
{54974}{55074}Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon.
{55454}{55489}Uncle Rob lives here.
{55495}{55568}If they're back from Paris,|I'll drop in on them.
{55574}{55674}They usually give pretty|good presents.
{57062}{57134}Good night, Mom.
{57232}{57309}Good night, Kevin.
{57919}{57958}Your drawers, sir.
{57964}{58079}Don't flash these babies around here!|There could be girls on this
floor!
{58085}{58128}I was very careful, sir.
{58134}{58196}You can't be too careful|with underwear.
{58202}{58241}I understand.
{58247}{58313}I'm sorry. You wanted a tip.
{58319}{58452}That won't be necessary, sir.|I still have some tip left over.
{58454}{58485}No tip?
{58491}{58541}Okay.
{58547}{58639}No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait!
{58679}{58753}The doorman will be happy|to find you a taxi...
{58759}{58817}Mr. McCallister.
{58862}{58893}Excuse me.
{58899}{58964}Sure.
{59006}{59052}And how are we this morning?
{59058}{59133}- Fine. Is my transportation here?|- Out in front, sir.
{59139}{59196}A limousine and a pizza.
{59202}{59252}Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.
{59258}{59328}I do hope your father understands|that last night...
{59334}{59418}...I was simply checking to see|that everything was in order.
{59424}{59463}Oh, he was pretty mad.
{59469}{59492}He was?
{59498}{59593}He said he didn't come here|to have his naked rear spied on.
{59599}{59635}Of course not.
{59641}{59688}Will he be down soon?
{59694}{59759}He already left.
{59789}{59868}I would've liked to have offered|my personal apology.
{59874}{59963}If a guy saw you in the shower,|would you want to see him?
{59969}{60006}I suppose not.
{60012}{60077}I don't think you'll see him again.
{60083}{60145}I understand.
{60147}{60214}Bye.
{60239}{60319}Have a lovely day.
{60504}{60592}McCallister...
{60864}{60964}- Good morning, Mr. McCallister.|- Morning.
{61103}{61178}Mr. McCallister,|here's your very own...
{61184}{61259}...cheese pizza.
{61747}{61800}- Hello?|- Hello.
{61806}{61848}Know any good toy stores?
{61854}{61926}Yes, sir.
{62168}{62235}Ahh.
{62324}{62394}Bingo!
{62724}{62797}Get outta here! Go on, get|outta here! Get outta here!
{62803}{62857}Beat it! Beat it! Get outta here!
{62863}{62989}Hey, Marv! Get over here!|I gotta talk to you!
{63196}{63269}Whoa, whoa!
{63291}{63401}- Would you like a scarf?|- Forget about that, we gotta talk.
{63407}{63518}We don't have the equipment to pull off|anything big: Banks, jewelry
stores...
{63524}{63617}We don't want goods.|We need cash and we need it now.
{63623}{63653}How about...
{63659}{63688}...hotels?
{63694}{63734}Tourists carry lots of cash.
{63740}{63863}I got a better idea. Stores ain't|depositing cash on Christmas Eve.
{63869}{63988}The stores that will have cash are the|ones dealing in moderate
priced goods.
{63994}{64023}Right. Right.
{64029}{64118}Ergo, what store's gonna make|the most cash on Christmas Eve...
{64124}{64183}...that nobody's gonna rob?
{64189}{64240}Candy stores.
{64246}{64313}Nine-year-olds rob candy stores.
{64319}{64399}This is what I had in mind:
{64416}{64518}That's brilliant, Harry! Brilliant!
{64537}{64626}Nobody's dumb enough to knock off|a toy store on Christmas Eve.
{64632}{64714}Oh, yes, there is.
{65112}{65213}Here we are, sir: Duncan's Toy Chest.
{65219}{65309}Merry Christmas, Kevin.
{66293}{66398}This is the greatest accident|of my life.
{66801}{66848}Marv. Marv!
{66854}{66964}Hey, nice house.|But there's no bathroom in it.
{66994}{67021}So, what's the plan?
{67027}{67176}Everyone leaves for a holiday off.|We come out of our houses.
{67223}{67246}Yeah, then what?
{67252}{67308}We empty the registers and walk out.
{67314}{67383}Great plan, Harry!
{67389}{67456}Well, now, thank you|and Merry Christmas.
{67462}{67549}Say hello to the family.
{67577}{67654}Let me see.
{67664}{67700}You shopping alone?
{67706}{67788}In New York?|Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow.
{67794}{67867}- I was just checking.|- That's very responsible of you.
{67873}{67907}Oh, well, thank you.
{67913}{67948}My pleasure.
{67954}{68099}That'll be $23.75.
{68101}{68201}My, my, my.|Where did you get all that money?
{68218}{68282}- I have a lot of grandmothers.|- Oh.
{68288}{68364}Well, that explains it.
{68378}{68481}This is a nice store. One of the|finer toy dealerships I've visited.
{68487}{68511}Well, thank you.
{68517}{68563}Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy...
{68569}{68643}...letting kids come in here|and play with his toys.
{68649}{68694}Most toy stores prohibit that.
{68700}{68728}- Is that so?|- Yes.
{68734}{68788}Well, he loves kids.
{68794}{68893}As a matter of fact, all the money|the store takes in today...
{68899}{68974}...Mr. Duncan is donating|to the Children's Hospital.
{68980}{69030}And the day after Christmas...
{69036}{69111}...we empty out all the money|in the cash register...
{69117}{69196}...and Mr. Duncan takes it|right down to the hospital.
{69202}{69232}That's generous of him.
{69238}{69318}Well, children bring him|a lot of joy...
{69324}{69439}...as they do to everyone|who appreciates them.
{69539}{69657}I'm not supposed to spend this, but|I have $20 in a jar in our
garage...
{69663}{69758}...where my brother can't find it.|So I can pay my mother back.
{69764}{69859}So give this to Mr. Duncan.|The hospital needs it more than I do.
{69865}{70012}Besides, I'll probably spend it on|stuff that will rot my teeth and
mind.
{70039}{70138}Ah, that's...|That's very sweet of you.
{70144}{70193}You see that tree there?
{70199}{70286}Well, to show our appreciation|for your generosity...
{70292}{70356}...I'll let you select an object|from that tree...
{70362}{70458}...to take home with you.|- For free?
{70464}{70534}- May I make a suggestion?|- Okay.
{70540}{70600}Take the turtledoves.
{70606}{70637}I can have two?
{70643}{70748}Well, "two turtledoves".|And I tell you what you do.
{70754}{70796}You keep one...
{70802}{70901}...and give the other one|to a very special person.
{70907}{70958}You see, turtledoves...
{70964}{71038}...are a symbol of friendship|and love.
{71044}{71127}Now, as long as each of you|have your turtledove...
{71133}{71195}...you'll be friends forever.
{71201}{71300}Wow, I never knew that. I thought|they were just part of a song.
{71306}{71416}They are. And for that|very special reason.
{71422}{71448}Wow.
{71454}{71478}Thanks.
{71484}{71513}Merry Christmas.
{71519}{71568}Merry Christmas to you too.
{71574}{71655}Be sure to bundle up if you|go outside. It's nippy.
{71661}{71758}Oh. I'll do that.
{72606}{72652}Well, where to?
{72658}{72763}You promised you'd take me|to the Central Park Zoo.
{72929}{73029}Hey, look who it is.
{73079}{73157}Come on, let's get him.
{73261}{73326}Hi, pal.
{73759}{73824}Come on.
{74159}{74229}Hey!
{74319}{74390}Hey, watch it, man!
{74406}{74517}Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush.|Two for $5. Two for $5.
{74523}{74562}Four for 10.
{74568}{74603}There he is!
{74609}{74652}All right.
{74658}{74749}- Thanks.|- Merry Christmas, dude.
{75419}{75493}Whoa!
{75522}{75578}Oh...
{75584}{75620}Yes!
{75626}{75743}Thank you for your suggestion.|My duty. My pleasure.
{75989}{76052}Help! There's two guys after me!
{76058}{76150}What's the matter?|Store wouldn't take your...
{76156}{76221}...stolen credit card?
{76227}{76335}Let's see what the police|have to say about this.
{76438}{76503}Get up! Get up!
{76509}{76585}Come on! Let's go get him.
{76599}{76700}Get back here, you little thief!
{76733}{76796}Stop that child!
{76852}{76919}Grab him!
{77000}{77081}Whoa!
{77238}{77319}You little sh...
{77331}{77384}I've committed credit card fraud.
{77390}{77436}Get me security!
{77442}{77515}We've got to stop that delinquent!
{77521}{77629}Come along, Cedric!
{78029}{78146}I've had enough of this vacation.|I'm going home.
{78381}{78440}{y:i}Hold it!
{78456}{78523}This is the Concierge, sir!
{78529}{78570}{y:i}I knew it was you.
{78576}{78663}{y:i}I could smell you|{y:i}getting off the elevator.
{78692}{78780}{y:i}You was here last night too,|{y:i}wasn't you?
{78798}{78846}Yes, sir.
{78852}{78882}I was.
{78888}{78982}{y:i}You was here and you was smooching|{y:i}with my brother.
{78988}{79050}Bu...
{79056}{79108}You're mistaken, sir.
{79114}{79184}{y:i}Don't give me that.|{y:i}You've smooched everybody.
{79190}{79297}{y:i}Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe|{y:i}with the gimpy leg...
{79303}{79391}{y:i}... Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff...
{79429}{79509}No!
{79514}{79549}It's a lie!
{79555}{79618}{y:i}I could go on forever, baby.
{79624}{79686}I'm terribly sorry, sir.
{79692}{79741}I'm afraid you're mistaken.
{79747}{79788}We're looking for a young man.
{79794}{79853}{y:i}All right, I believe you...
{79859}{79931}{y:i}... but my Tommy gun don't.
{79931}{80032}{y:i}Get down on your knees|{y:i}and tell me you love me.
{80073}{80144}On your knees.
{80319}{80414}I love you!
{80454}{80531}{y:i}You gotta do better than that!
{80535}{80621}I love you!
{80629}{80672}{y:i}Maybe I'm off my hinges...
{80678}{80703}{y:i}... but I believe you.
{80709}{80782}{y:i}That's why I'm gonna let you go.
{80788}{80890}{y:i}I'm gonna give you till the count|{y:i}of three to get your
lousy...
{80896}{80943}{y:i}... lying, low-down...
{80949}{81045}{y:i}... four-flushing carcass out my door!
{81058}{81088}{y:i}- One!|- Open the door!
{81094}{81152}{y:i}Two!
{81466}{81503}{y:i}Three.
{81509}{81619}{y:i}Merry Christmas, you filthy animal.
{81643}{81729}{y:i}And a happy new year.
{81752}{81830}Stay in your rooms!|This is an emergency!
{81836}{81954}There's an insane guest with a gun!
{82168}{82238}No!
{82281}{82364}Come to Papa!
{82374}{82462}Round trip to Miami. What's the|matter, get on the wrong plane?
{82468}{82510}You won't be needing this.
{82516}{82654}American don't fly to the|promised land, little buddy.
{82663}{82763}We spent 9 months in jail thinking|we had the worst luck in the
universe.
{82769}{82803}We were wrong.
{82809}{82893}We busted out and we're doing fine.|Even better...
{82899}{82980}...because we're not robbing houses,|we're robbing toy stores.
{82986}{83061}At midnight tonight,|we'll hit Duncan's Toy Chest.
{83067}{83108}Five floors of cash.
{83114}{83200}Then after that, we grab some|phony passports and go to Rio.
{83206}{83297}- You want to shut up?|- He's not gonna talk to anybody.
{83303}{83351}Except maybe a fish.
{83357}{83382}Or the undertaker.
{83388}{83544}Let's go to the subway tunnel.|I'll feel better once I get him on
ice.
{83559}{83588}I've got a gun.
{83594}{83719}Say anything and you'll be spitting|gum out through your forehead.
{84181}{84238}Well, hello.
{84297}{84333}He did it!
{84339}{84401}Did what?
{84434}{84504}Thanks!
{84544}{84593}Go get him.|He went in the park.
{84599}{84679}What are you doing flirting?!
{85500}{85564}Over there!
{85688}{85758}Don't!|Give it!
{85764}{85793}Hey, Harry.
{85799}{85830}- I got him.|- Let me see!
{85836}{85916}That ain't him! Put him down.|That ain't him.
{85922}{86025}We should've shot him. I hate pulling|a job, knowing that creep's
loose.
{86031}{86115}- What can he do? Kids are helpless.|- Not this kid.
{86121}{86226}But this time he doesn't have a house|full of dangerous goodies.
{86232}{86322}He's in the park. He's alone.|Kids are scared of the park.
{86328}{86448}Yeah. Grown men come in the park|and don't leave alive.
{86454}{86534}Good luck, little fella.
{86761}{86815}{y:i}I want to go home.
{86821}{86904}{y:i}Mom, where are you?
{87579}{87648}Turn that down!
{87667}{87692}- Hello?|{y:i}Kate McCallister.
{87698}{87735}- This is she.|{y:i}- We found him.
{87741}{87775}- Oh, my God!|- What?
{87781}{87828}- They know where Kevin is.|- Where?
{87834}{87881}{y:i}- He's in New York City.|- New York!
{87887}{87954}New York?
{87958}{87993}What?
{87999}{88072}- He's scared, he's not a troublemaker.|- What? What?
{88078}{88196}Just a second. He used your credit|card to check into the Plaza
Hotel.
{88202}{88241}- Do they have him?|- Is he there?
{88247}{88301}{y:i}- No, they're still looking.|- Damn it!
{88307}{88368}{y:i}- Get to New York.|- We're on the next flight out.
{88374}{88426}Thanks.|We're going to New York, move it!
{88432}{88486}Yes!
{88492}{88593}He ran away when they asked about|the card. He must be scared!
{88599}{88673}- Would he go to my brother's?|- Aren't they in Paris?
{88679}{88799}- Maybe they have a housesitter.|- Aren't they renovating?
{89721}{89773}Hello?!
{89779}{89845}Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette!
{89851}{89911}Anybody home?!
{89917}{89951}Hello!
{89957}{89995}Anybody home?
{90001}{90075}It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin!
{90081}{90122}Uncle Rob!
{90128}{90203}Aunt Georgette!
{91208}{91295}Watch it, kid!
{91416}{91529}You looking for someone|to read you a bedtime story?
{91637}{91707}Taxi!
{91981}{92070}It's scary out there.
{92074}{92144}Ain't much better in here.
{92771}{92877}I don't ever want to take a vacation|like this again.
{93581}{93614}Where did you come from?
{93620}{93664}I don't have enough for everybody.
{93670}{93762}How hungry are you guys?
{93764}{93851}You guys ate all my food.
{95236}{95389}I'm sorry I screamed in your face.|You were trying to help me, right?
{95438}{95497}I'm Kevin McCallister.
{95503}{95564}Your birds are real nice.
{95570}{95603}I've seen you before.
{95609}{95659}You had pigeons all over you.
{95665}{95769}At first, you look scary, but when|I think about it, it's not so bad.
{95775}{95873}They must like you to be all over you.
{95878}{95935}If I'm bothering you, I can leave.
{95941}{96012}Am I bothering you?
{96012}{96058}No.
{96064}{96157}Good. I'm not a pain in the butt?
{96176}{96242}No.
{96313}{96420}Will the pigeons come back|on their own or do you call them?
{96662}{96721}Give me your hand.
{96792}{96868}They can hear it.
{97246}{97313}This is great!
{97379}{97413}It's pretty cold out.
{97419}{97506}I'd sure like a cup of hot chocolate.|How about you?
{97512}{97569}My treat.
{97651}{97715}I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve|in such a park.
{97721}{97771}Can we go someplace warm?
{97777}{97799}Yes.
{97805}{97877}I know a place.
{98967}{99041}Nice music.
{99047}{99101}This place is great.
{99107}{99211}I've heard the world's|great music from here.
{99218}{99272}Ella Fitzgerald. Count Basie.
{99278}{99321}Frank Sinatra.
{99327}{99414}Luciano Pavarotti.
{99501}{99581}Do you bring your friends here?
{99597}{99655}I haven't got many friends.
{99661}{99703}Sorry.
{99709}{99777}I'm like the birds I care for.
{99783}{99882}People pass me in the street.|They see me but they try to ignore me.
{99888}{99945}They prefer I wasn't in their city.
{99951}{100068}Yeah. It's like that with my family.|I'm like the pigeon of the
house...
{100074}{100127}...just because I'm the youngest.
{100133}{100186}Everyone fights for position.
{100192}{100232}Everyone wants to be seen...
{100238}{100268}...and heard.
{100274}{100300}I guess so.
{100306}{100450}I'm seen and heard pretty much.|But I get sent to my room a lot
too.
{100483}{100544}I wasn't always like this.
{100550}{100609}What were you like before?
{100615}{100686}I had a job. I had a home.
{100692}{100782}- I had a family.|- Any kids?
{100782}{100825}No.
{100831}{100881}I wanted them.
{100887}{100988}But the man I loved|fell out of love with me.
{100994}{101038}That broke my heart.
{101044}{101125}When the chance|to be loved came along again...
{101131}{101186}...I ran away from it.
{101192}{101242}I stopped trusting people.
{101248}{101344}No offense, but that seems like|sort of a dumb thing to do.
{101350}{101424}I was afraid of getting|my heart broken again.
{101430}{101488}Sometimes you can trust a person...
{101494}{101601}...and then, when things are down,|they forget about you.
{101607}{101650}Maybe they're just too busy.
{101656}{101746}Maybe they don't forget about you,|but they forget to remember you.
{101752}{101798}People don't mean to forget.
{101804}{101844}My grandfather says...
{101850}{101959}...if my head wasn't screwed on,|I'd leave it on the school bus.
{101965}{102059}I'm just afraid if I do trust someone,|I'll get my heart broken.
{102065}{102095}I understand.
{102101}{102158}I had a nice pair of Rollerblades.
{102164}{102219}I was afraid to wreck them...
{102225}{102313}...so I kept them in a box.|Do you know what happened?
{102319}{102464}I outgrew them. I never wore them|outside. Only in my room a few
times.
{102470}{102571}A person's heart and feelings|are very different than skates.
{102577}{102626}They're kind of the same thing.
{102632}{102714}If you won't use your heart,|who cares if it gets broken?
{102720}{102809}If you just keep it to yourself,|maybe it'll be like my
Rollerblades.
{102815}{102896}When you do decide to try it,|it won't be any good.
{102902}{102995}You should take a chance.|Got nothing to lose.
{103001}{103050}Little truth in there somewhere.
{103056}{103162}I think so. Your heart might|still be broken, but it isn't gone.
{103168}{103251}If it was gone,|you wouldn't be so nice.
{103257}{103322}Thank you.
{103339}{103405}Do you know it's been...
{103411}{103484}...a couple of years|since I've talked to anybody?
{103490}{103536}That's okay. You're good at it.
{103542}{103606}You're not boring.|You don't mumble or spit.
{103612}{103653}You should do it more often.
{103659}{103774}Just wear an outfit|with no pigeon poop on it.
{103820}{103898}I have been working very hard|at keeping people away.
{103904}{103966}I always think I'll have|a lot of fun if I'm alone...
{103972}{104036}...but when I'm alone, it's not fun.
{104042}{104104}I don't care how much people bug me...
{104110}{104188}...I'd rather be with someone|than alone.
{104194}{104272}So what are you doing alone|on Christmas Eve?
{104278}{104331}Did you get into trouble?
{104337}{104359}Yeah.
{104365}{104399}You did something wrong?
{104405}{104475}A lot of things.
{104497}{104586}Did you know that a good deed|erases a bad deed?
{104592}{104656}It's late. I don't know|if I'll have enough time...
{104662}{104737}...to do enough good deeds|to erase all my bad ones.
{104743}{104821}It's Christmas Eve.|Good deeds count extra tonight.
{104827}{104891}- They do?|- Of course they do.
{104897}{104991}Think of an important|thing you can do for others...
{104997}{105038}...and go do it.
{105044}{105146}Just follow the star in your heart.
{105156}{105200}Okay.
{105206}{105307}It's getting pretty late.|I'd better get going.
{105444}{105526}If I don't see you, I hope|everything turns out okay.
{105532}{105575}Thank you.
{105581}{105624}Tell the birds I said goodbye.
{105630}{105698}I will.
{105859}{105889}Merry Christmas.
{105895}{105925}Merry Christmas.
{105931}{106008}If you need somebody to trust,|it can be me.
{106014}{106079}I won't forget to remember you.
{106085}{106183}Don't make promises you can't keep.
{107559}{107604}{y:i}All the money in the registers...
{107610}{107703}{y:i}... Mr. Duncan is gonna donate|{y:i}to the Children's
Hospital.
{107709}{107797}{y:i}At midnight tonight,|{y:i}we're hitting Duncan's Toy Chest.
{107803}{107959}You can mess with a lot of things, but|you can't mess with kids on
Christmas.
{111294}{111377}We'd like to offer you|a complimentary suite.
{111383}{111442}It's a penthouse|with a view of the park.
{111448}{111565}I think you'll find it satisfactory.|It was recently vacated by a
countess.
{111571}{111640}What kind of hotel lets a child|check in alone?
{111646}{111702}The boy had a very convincing story.
{111708}{111771}What kind of idiots work here?
{111777}{111836}The finest in New York.
{111842}{111902}When you learned the credit card...
{111908}{111954}I made the discovery.
{111960}{112010}Why did you let him leave?
{112016}{112064}We confronted him and he ran!
{112070}{112096}You scared him!
{112102}{112243}It's Christmas Eve, and because of you,|our child is lost in a huge
city.
{112303}{112359}Take our family and luggage|up to the room.
{112365}{112389}Yes, sir!
{112395}{112433}Run along, Cedric.
{112439}{112521}I'll go to the police station to make|sure they're looking for
Kevin.
{112527}{112568}I want you to stay here.
{112574}{112626}- I'm going to look for him.|- What?
{112632}{112755}With all due respect, your son is lost|in one of the world's
biggest cities.
{112761}{112813}Could you stay out of this?
{112819}{112851}As you wish.
{112857}{112971}Thank you. It's not a good idea|to run around New York City alone.
{112977}{113016}If Kevin can, so can I.
{113022}{113048}- Kate...|- I'll be fine.
{113054}{113161}The way I feel, no mugger|or murderer would mess with me.
{113177}{113294}There are hundreds of armed|parasites out there!
{113307}{113410}Do bundle up.|It's awfully cold outside.
{114207}{114233}Marv. Marv.
{114239}{114317}Come on, let's go.
{114776}{114802}Marv.
{114808}{114887}Crowbars up!
{114991}{115076}Merry Christmas, Harry!
{115140}{115235}Happy Hanukkah, Marv!
{115429}{115497}This is more money|than I can even count!
{115503}{115642}It makes you wonder why we spent|so much time robbing homes.
{115931}{116001}The amazing thing is,|we're fugitives from the law...
{116007}{116141}...we're up to our elbows in cash|and nobody even knows about it.
{116213}{116282}He's back!
{116282}{116311}He took our picture!
{116317}{116385}How was my hair?
{116497}{116584}This is it. No turning back.
{116590}{116678}Another Christmas in the trenches.
{116684}{116759}No!
{116865}{116886}Wow.
{116892}{116982}That's it! Get the money!|Get it!
{117090}{117159}I'll kill him!
{117182}{117268}- Marv!|- I'm coming, Harry!
{117452}{117520}Harry?
{117550}{117588}Harry!
{117594}{117657}That was incredible.
{117712}{117777}- I twisted my ankle.|- Where is he?
{117783}{117873}Hey, guys! Smile!
{117901}{117937}Come on! Come on!
{117943}{117987}- Help me.|- I got you.
{117993}{118063}I got you.
{118679}{118752}Taxi!
{118847}{118922}Times Square!
{119406}{119461}Where'd he go?
{119467}{119542}I'm up here! Come get me!
{119570}{119593}Let's kill!
{119599}{119640}Hold on, pea-brain.
{119646}{119736}We got busted because we underestimated|that bundle of misery.
{119742}{119777}This ain't like that.
{119783}{119891}This ain't his house. The kid's|running scared. He ain't got a
plan.
{119897}{119983}May I do the thinking, please?
{119989}{120054}Thank you.
{120072}{120096}Sonny!
{120102}{120133}Yes?
{120139}{120233}Nothing would thrill me|more greatly than to shoot you.
{120239}{120314}Knocking off a youngster|won't mean that much to me.
{120320}{120359}- Understand?|- Mm-hm.
{120365}{120451}But since we're in a hurry,|I'll make a deal with you.
{120457}{120564}You throw down your camera|and we won't hurt you.
{120570}{120664}You'll never hear from us again.|Okay?
{120670}{120708}Promise?
{120714}{120810}I cross my heart and hope to die.
{120816}{120892}Okay!
{120985}{121022}Okay, kid...
{121028}{121102}...give it to me.
{121265}{121326}Direct hit!
{121433}{121522}How many fingers am I holding up?
{121550}{121612}Eight?
{121657}{121756}Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks?|Go ahead, throw another one.
{121762}{121837}Don't do that!
{121887}{122006}If you can't do any better than that,|you're going to lose.
{122008}{122048}Harry...
{122054}{122116}...no.
{122233}{122317}You got any more?
{122341}{122438}Get up.|He don't have any more bricks.
{122572}{122637}What?
{122644}{122712}What?
{122726}{122798}What?
{122827}{122919}That did it! Nobody throws bricks|at me and gets away with it. Come
on!
{122925}{123017}You go this way. I'll go around back.
{123084}{123151}Harry?
{123157}{123214}Harry?
{123220}{123317}Harry?
{123837}{123902}Huh?
{126767}{126802}Harry!
{126808}{126892}I reached the top!
{127207}{127272}Ahh.
{128111}{128203}You better do better than this.
{128757}{128795}Wow!
{128801}{128882}What a hole!
{129357}{129416}Whoa!
{129792}{129849}Uh-oh.
{130495}{130553}Ah!
{134782}{134862}Harry.
{135321}{135402}I'm coming up!
{135499}{135572}Uh-oh.
{135717}{135808}I'm gonna murder that kid!
{136204}{136271}Yes!
{136401}{136467}Whoa.
{136640}{136737}Whoa, whoa!
{136952}{136982}Hey!
{136988}{137056}Don't you know a kid always wins|against two idiots?
{137062}{137153}Harry! In the living room!
{137154}{137230}He went up the ladder!
{137552}{137608}Oh.
{137614}{137663}I'm coming, Harry.
{137669}{137733}I'm coming.
{137821}{137887}Harry!
{137899}{137997}You didn't lose any teeth!|Come on, he went to the second floor.
{138003}{138024}Hey!
{138030}{138076}Try the stairs.
{138082}{138154}Right.
{138187}{138234}Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
{138240}{138297}Remember last year?
{138303}{138332}No.
{138338}{138385}Watch this.
{138391}{138472}Let's get him!
{138532}{138554}Ow!
{138560}{138639}He busted me right in my mouth, Marv!
{138645}{138681}That's one.
{138687}{138748}Don't worry, Harry.
{138754}{138834}I'll get him.
{138911}{138950}Ow!
{138956}{139028}Right in the schnoz.
{139034}{139061}That's two.
{139067}{139141}Come on, let's get him.
{139177}{139234}Oops.
{139388}{139418}That's...
{139424}{139493}...three.
{139595}{139659}No.
{139675}{139760}That's four.
{139840}{139939}- Come on, Harry.|- Marv, are you sure this is safe?
{139945}{139997}I've worked all the kinks out.
{140003}{140075}Solid as a rock.
{140448}{140501}Like a rock, huh?
{140507}{140531}Give up?
{140537}{140652}Have you had enough pain?|- Never!
{140886}{140951}You better say every prayer|you ever heard!
{140957}{141055}I hope your parents got you|a tombstone for Christmas.
{141086}{141118}Where'd he go?
{141124}{141224}I'm up here and I'm really scared.
{141424}{141502}What's that sound?
{141945}{142005}That was the sound of a tool chest...
{142011}{142070}...falling down the stairs.
{142076}{142142}Oh.
{142214}{142287}Yes!
{143090}{143126}Over there!
{143132}{143237}Even if I get the chair,|I'm killing that kid!
{143266}{143313}Surrender, kid!
{143319}{143339}He vanished.
{143345}{143423}I'm here, you horse's ass!
{143484}{143504}Whoa.
{143510}{143583}Nice night for a neck injury!
{143589}{143689}Suck brick, kid!
{143789}{143839}Come on, Marv.
{143845}{143867}I don't know.
{143873}{143956}I said, come on!
{143958}{144047}Come on, you big sissy.
{144347}{144410}Harry? You wearing aftershave?
{144416}{144470}That's kerosene.
{144476}{144530}The rope is soaked in it.
{144536}{144634}Why would anyone soak a rope|in kerosene?
{144716}{144765}Merry Christmas.
{144771}{144828}Go up!
{145646}{145722}Get off me!
{146242}{146290}Get the bag!
{146296}{146369}Two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest|are in the park.
{146375}{146530}Central Park West, 95th Street. Look|for fireworks. Hurry, they got
a gun.
{146645}{146671}I'm here.
{146677}{146788}Better come and get me|before I call the cops.
{146928}{146993}Whoa!
{147111}{147177}My, how the tables have turned.
{147183}{147255}How do you like the ice?
{147356}{147464}Let's go for a little stroll|in the park.
{147839}{147864}Give me the bag.
{147870}{147942}Give me it!
{148022}{148091}Great for the album.
{148097}{148200}You may've won the battle, dude,|but you lost the war.
{148206}{148258}You ought not of messed with us.
{148264}{148325}We're dangerous.
{148442}{148519}- Harry?|- Shut up!
{148594}{148620}Harry.
{148626}{148698}Shut up! I want to enjoy this.
{148704}{148752}Something's wrong.
{148758}{148845}- Let's get out of here!|- Shut up!
{148862}{148927}I never made it to the 6th grade...
{148933}{149025}...and it doesn't look like|you're gonna either.
{149031}{149068}Let him go!
{149074}{149144}Kevin, run!
{149152}{149184}Shoot her!
{149190}{149230}Shoot her!
{149236}{149319}- Shoot her!|- I'm trying!
{150246}{150309}Bye! Thanks.
{150911}{150986}Jesus, looks like the 4th of July!
{150992}{151039}We got the bridge.|Take the tunnel.
{151045}{151115}Let's go, let's go!
{151268}{151340}Oh, my God!
{151562}{151591}All right, let's go.
{151597}{151675}Come on, on your feet.
{151754}{151866}You guys should've started earlier.|The prisoners already exchanged
gifts.
{151872}{151911}We missed the presents?
{151917}{152003}He made us hide in the store|and steal the kiddies' charity money.
{152009}{152091}Shut up, Marv.
{152099}{152154}You've got the right to remain silent.
{152160}{152231}He's a little cranky.|We just broke out of prison.
{152237}{152300}Shut up, Marv!
{152306}{152348}Get them out of here!
{152354}{152389}If this makes the papers...
{152395}{152499}...we're no longer the Wet Bandits,|we're the Sticky Bandits.
{152505}{152555}That's sticky. S...
{152561}{152603}...T...
{152609}{152684}I.|I.
{152938}{153023}It's all over. We apprehended|the thieves and got your money.
{153029}{153109}I want to get that money|over to the Children's Hospital.
{153115}{153193}I'll handle it.|Thank you.
{153199}{153231}Excuse me.
{153237}{153334}I found this note. Looks like|a kid broke your window.
{153340}{153370}{y:i}Dear Mr. Duncan:
{153376}{153443}{y:i}I broke your window|{y:i}to catch the bad guys.
{153449}{153485}{y:i}Do you have insurance?
{153491}{153574}{y:i}If not, I'll send you some money,|{y:i}if I ever get home.
{153580}{153629}{y:i}Merry Christmas.|{y:i}Kevin McCallister.
{153635}{153723}{y:i}P. S. Thanks for the turtledoves.
{153729}{153791}Turtledoves.
{153797}{153862}Oh.
{154001}{154103}Excuse me. I'm looking for my son.|This boy here.
{154134}{154265}Please help me. This boy right here.|Have you seen him?
{154447}{154529}I'm looking for my son.|He's been missing for two days.
{154535}{154640}- Have you filed a report?|- Of course we have.
{154650}{154751}Then trust us. We'll handle it.
{154757}{154822}Oh.
{154835}{154896}I'm his mother.
{154900}{154994}I know, but you're looking|for a needle in a haystack.
{155000}{155054}Do you have kids?
{155060}{155081}Yes, ma'am.
{155087}{155165}What if one was missing?
{155190}{155276}I'd probably do the same thing|you're doing.
{155282}{155345}Thank you.
{155374}{155421}Put yourself in his shoes.
{155427}{155473}What would you do?
{155479}{155589}Me? I'd probably be lying dead|in a gutter somewhere.
{155595}{155629}But not Kevin.
{155635}{155739}No. Kevin is so much stronger|and braver than I am.
{155745}{155845}I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is.
{155846}{155926}But he's still alone in a big city.
{155932}{155975}He doesn't deserve that.
{155981}{156125}He deserves to be at home with his own|family around his Christmas
tree.
{156175}{156224}Oh, dear God...
{156230}{156278}...I know where he is.
{156284}{156346}I need to get to Rockefeller Center.
{156352}{156443}- Hop in.|- Thank you.
{156509}{156626}I know I don't deserve a Christmas|even if I did do a good deed.
{156632}{156671}I don't want any presents.
{156677}{156772}Instead, I want to take back every mean|thing I ever said to my
family...
{156778}{156839}...even if they don't do the same.
{156845}{156959}I don't care. I love all of them.|Including Buzz.
{156965}{157059}If I can't see all of them,|could I just see my mother?
{157065}{157171}I'll never want another thing, ever.|I just want my mother.
{157177}{157214}I know it won't be tonight...
{157220}{157335}...but promise me I can see her again.|Sometime. Anytime.
{157341}{157424}Even if it's just once|and only for a few minutes.
{157430}{157522}I need to tell her I'm sorry.
{157687}{157757}Kevin?
{157869}{157926}Mom?
{157954}{158032}That worked fast!
{158257}{158329}Oh, Kevin.
{158329}{158406}Mom, I'm sorry.
{158413}{158489}I'm sorry too.
{158754}{158828}Merry Christmas, Mom.
{158848}{158928}Merry Christmas, sweetheart.
{158934}{158979}Thank you.
{158985}{159027}Let's go.
{159033}{159066}How'd you know I was here?
{159072}{159138}I know you and Christmas trees,|and this is the biggest.
{159144}{159174}Where's everyone else?
{159180}{159287}At the hotel.|They didn't like palm trees either.
{160307}{160392}Holy smokes, it's morning!
{160398}{160475}It's Christmas morning, man.
{160481}{160536}Don't get your hopes up.
{160542}{160563}Huh?
{160569}{160616}I don't think Santa visits hotels.
{160622}{160674}Are you nuts? He's omnipresent.
{160680}{160753}He goes everywhere.
{160760}{160838}Wake up, it's Christmas!
{160913}{161004}Mom! Dad! It's Christmas!
{161267}{161303}Wow.
{161309}{161344}Where'd it come from?
{161350}{161446}Mom! Dad! You gotta see this!
{161501}{161550}- My gosh!|- Peter!
{161556}{161639}Are we in the right room?
{161736}{161779}Don't open any of mine.
{161785}{161857}- Who's Mr. Duncan?|- Duncan? I don't know.
{161863}{161897}Everybody calm down.
{161903}{161966}Calm down!
{161972}{162016}All right. Now...
{162022}{162120}...if Kevin hadn't screwed up in|the first place, again...
{162126}{162188}...we wouldn't be|in this most perfect...
{162194}{162272}...and huge hotel room|with all this free stuff.
{162278}{162300}So...
{162306}{162418}...I think it only fair that Kevin|get to open the first gift.
{162424}{162526}Then I'll go and the rest|of you and so on.
{162598}{162649}Merry Christmas, Kev.
{162655}{162740}Merry Christmas, Buzz.
{162754}{162819}Merry Christmas, Kevin.
{162825}{162913}All right! Merry Christmas!
{162930}{162972}Enough gooey sh...
{162978}{163079}Show of emotion.|Everyone, let's dig in!
{163108}{163241}Everybody, save the paper.|We can use it next year. And the bows.
{164069}{164150}Merry Christmas.
{164166}{164189}Kevin!
{164195}{164249}Merry Christmas!
{164255}{164324}I got something for you.
{164491}{164524}What's this?
{164530}{164596}It's a turtledove. I have one.|You have one.
{164602}{164730}As long as we each have a turtledove,|we'll be friends forever.
{164789}{164887}Oh, Kevin.
{164917}{164981}Thank you.
{164987}{165088}I won't forget you. Trust me.
{165724}{165809}The room service bill, sir.
{165828}{165886}Merry Christmas.
{165892}{165967}Uh, oh.
{166019}{166051}Nice family.
{166057}{166120}Really.
{166307}{166382}Merry Christmas indeed.
{166437}{166470}Kevin!
{166476}{166580}You spent $967 on room service?!
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