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Election Review - CCCXXXVI
Election Review - CCCXXXVI
Brandon’s State Of The Union Previewed Dems’ Fake Attempt To Walk Back Their Culture
War and ignored China [Brandon: “Putin May Circle Kiev with Tanks, But He’ll Never Gain
the Hearts and Souls of the Iranian People”]; The ‘SotU” is A Disaster, So Biden Gave A
Campaign Speech Instead [upstaged by MTG]. Thus, ordinarily a hyperlink would suffice
when characterizing the Culture War but, here, the entire poem is reproduced; enjoy.
A Timely Poem For Dr. Seuss Day: ‘The List With A Fist’
BY: FATHER GOOSE
Read Across America Day, also known as Dr. Seuss Day, is March 2. It celebrates both the
birthday of Theodor Seuss Geisel and the importance of reading.
Then Americans
Did not know what to say.
Moms ‘n dads aren’t librarians
Who take Seuss books away.
“Look at this!
Look at this!
Look at this NOW!
It is fun to read fun
But you have to know how.
I can hold up these books!
I can hold up another!
A cardboard package.
It was clearly a book.
“Now look at this trick,”
Said the list.
“Take a look!”
Encouraging boys
To wear mother’s gown
Will end with far worse
Than a lip-sticky frown.
And THEN!
Who was back in the house?
Why, Mother Nature, of course!
“Have no fear of this mess,”
Said the Nature of Things.
“I always heal the list’s nasty stings.
And so…
I will show you a different
Good trick that I know!”
Then we saw her pick up
All the kids that were down.
She called to the merboy:
“Dear, put down that gown,
And the silk, and the necklace,
And the lipstick, and heels.
Use your head and a mirror,
Not your murkier feels.”
And she stood them up fresh,
And free and true.
Well…
What would YOU do
If the list with a fist came for you?