Headlines Collection

The BIGGEST Collection of the Best AND most profitable Headlines in the World!
The BIGGEST Collection of

the Best AND most profitable Headlines
in the World!
BY Sam Choo
Date Update : 2 April 2011
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INTRODUCTION.....................................................................................................................................5
ATTENTION.............................................................................................................................................5
IF YOU ARE , YOU CAN........................................................................................................................6
HOW TO ...................................................................................................................................................6
DISCOVER................................................................................................................................................8
EXPOSED..................................................................................................................................................9
EXPLAINED.............................................................................................................................................9
BREAKING NEWS...................................................................................................................................9
INSIDE SECRETS....................................................................................................................................9
INCONGRUENT HEADLINES...............................................................................................................9
MAGIC......................................................................................................................................................9
FINALLY...................................................................................................................................................9
GUARANTEED......................................................................................................................................10
GIVE ME ___ AND I'LL ___..................................................................................................................10
TRUTH ABOUT......................................................................................................................................10
FREE........................................................................................................................................................11
WHICH OF..............................................................................................................................................12
REASONS TO.........................................................................................................................................12
PROVEN..................................................................................................................................................12
ARE YOU STILL....................................................................................................................................12
IMAGINE................................................................................................................................................12
THEY LAUGHED...................................................................................................................................13
HOW I......................................................................................................................................................13
How ____ Made Me ___________.........................................................................................................14
DO YOU..................................................................................................................................................14
MISTAKES..............................................................................................................................................16
SECRETS.................................................................................................................................................17
DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW...........................................................................................................17
WARNING..............................................................................................................................................18
WAYS TO ...............................................................................................................................................18
TESTIMONIAL ......................................................................................................................................18
STOP........................................................................................................................................................20
I’M LOOKING FOR...............................................................................................................................20
EVERYONE KNOWS............................................................................................................................21
MAKE MONEY......................................................................................................................................21
NEW.........................................................................................................................................................22
YOU CAN TOO......................................................................................................................................23
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Are You....................................................................................................................................................27
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SUBHEADINGS.....................................................................................................................................67
EMAIL Subject Headlines
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INTRODUCTION
These are the best headlines that I have painstakingly compiled for more than three years. These
include some of the Greatest Headlines Ever Written. It comprises 70 over pages of headlines.
You can use it in many ways including:

● Email subject
● Sales letter headline
● Signature blocks
I group them by categories. For the rest, I sort them in alphabetical orders.
ATTENTION
“Attention Homeowner!...”
“Attention Lawyer…”
“Attention: Home Owner, Don’t Buy Any ___ Until You Read This”
“Attention Mechanics With Old, Worn-Out Tools…”
“Attention Ladies..We Guarantee You Will Be Completely Satisfied With Your New Look and Your
Complexion Will be Softer and Smoother, Or You Get Your Money Back!”
“MUMS! Now You Too Can Stop…”
“Janitors!...End Your Worries…”
“An Open Letter to Every Overweight Person in <city>
“Want to Save a Bundle? An open letter to everyone who drives a truck or car more than 10,000
kilometers per year.
“Advice to Wives Whose Husbands Don’t Save Money – By Wife”
Good News for Franchise Owners: Here’s how to get hundreds of qualified Leads at half the cost
To Men who want to quit work someday
For the Women who is older than she looks

Drivers—Here’s the Insider Information the Police Don’t Want You to Have!”
Fighter pilots: how this everyday vegetable can help you see better at night
For the Executive with Work Left Over Every Day: How to Delegate Without Worry
For Busy Doctors: How to Educate New Patients in Half the Time
Stock Market Investors - How to Predict Short-Term Surges and Slumps.
IF YOU ARE , YOU CAN

1f You Are a Nondrinker, You Can Save 20% on Life Insurance.
1f You Are a Football Expert, You Could Win $50,000 Next Weekend
1f Your Firm Uses "Temporaries," You Might Qualify for $1,000 in Free Services.
HOW TO
How To ___________...Even If You're A Beginner!
How To Attract More...
How to Avoid Having Your Car Stolen This Summer on The Gold Coast
How to Become Debt-Free and Stay That Way – Forever
How to Be Mistaken for Your Daughter's Sister
How to Build a Cash-Gushing Business Empire with Just $500 Capital
How to Burn Off Body Fat, Hour by Hour!
How to Create An Income Producing Asset Working From Your Home Office
How to discover the fortune lying hidden in your daily paper
HOW TO DO WONDERS WITH A LITTLE LAND!
How to Double Your Income in just 60 days
How to Drop Pounds & Never Put Them Back On.

How to Earn More Than Your Boss
How to Form Corporation Without A Lawyer For Under $50.00
How to Find Success in a Bottle
How to find someone to love
How to Get the IRS to fund your next business venture
How to Get Out Of Debt In 1 Year Or Less!
How to get 12 hours out of an 80-hour day
How to get Rich in reading Classified Ads
How to get a Grip on Audience Attention
HOW TO GIVE YOUR CHILDREN EXTRA IRON --- THESE 3 DELICIOUS WAYS
How to Guarantee your paycheck - no matter what your boss or company does.
How to LOVE your Phone Company
How to Make Your...
How to Make a Life-Changing...
How to Make Twice as Much Money Part-time as Your Full-time Job!
How to Make a fortune today starting from scratch!
How to Pay Zero Taxes!
How to Pay less for advertising while you get more orders
How to Plan Your House to Suit Yourself
How to Plant a Perpetual Cash and Leads Tree With a One-Time $2 Seed.
How to Sneak Fitness Into Your Day: Physical and Financial!
How to Start from “Scratch” and become a PO Box Millionaire

How to Turn All Your Ads And Sales letters Into Powerful Cash Generators - Guaranteed.
How to Turn $5000 to $5,436 in Just 12 months
How to Turn Stumbling Blocks into Stepping Stones
How to Write copy that will make you rich

"How to lose weight while watching TV."
"How to make every Monday morning feel like the weekend."
How to Collect from Social Security at any Age
How to Win Friends and Influence People.
How to Improve Telemarketers' Productivity-For Just $19.95.
How the experts buy and sell gold and silver
How You can Eat More and Weight Less”
How You can Legally Profit from “insider” information on the stock market
DISCOVER
Discover 3 Simple Ways To Reduce Your Unwanted Wrinkles!
Discover 5 world marketing secrets held by 58-year-old <profession> from Ferndale, Washington.
Discover how a corn flake-eating farmer makes more money part-time than his government subsidized
buddies do full-time.
Discover how my dog is making money while I'm on a cruise!
Discover how your immune system can be 248% SMARTER during school vacation with a proven,
safe, DRUG-FREE method. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX
Discover the Alternative to working until you're dead!
Discover the Best kept Secret to creating Real Wealth and Health from Home.
Discover the Secrets To Making...

Discover the Six lessons a London man learned that doubled his online business.
DISCOVER THE FORTUNE THAT LIES HIDDEN IN YOUR SALARY
THOUSANDS HAVE THIS PRICELESS GIFT --- BUT NEVER DISCOVER IT!
EXPOSED
Used Car Dealer Sales Tricks Exposed!
EXPLAINED
Top Search Engine Optimization Strategies Explained!
BREAKING NEWS
Breaking News! Scientist Finds Breakthrough Weight Loss Formula!
INSIDE SECRETS
The Inside Secrets Of Millionaires Under The Age Of 29!
INCONGRUENT HEADLINES
For news and events, trying using "incongruent" headlines where two things are put together that
normally aren't see together. For example:
"Black Man Wears Adolph Hitler t-shirt"
"Mother Breastfeeds 5 year old boy"
MAGIC
New! A Stain Remover That Works Like Magic!
FINALLY
Finally! An Acne Cream That Actually Does What It Says!
GUARANTEED
10,000 Web Site Visitors In One Month...Guaranteed!
I Guarantee the Next 10 Minutes Will Change the Way You Think About Your Yearly Raise.
This is the LAST MLM you will ever promote. Guaranteed
Your success guaranteed in less than 3 days if you click here before tomorrow.
“Make More Money Faster With This New, Cash Generating Computer Marketing System!
Guaranteed to go thru ice, mud or snow – or we play the tow!
How to Turn All Your Ads And Sales letters Into Powerful Cash Generators - Guaranteed.
GIVE ME ___ AND I'LL ___
Give Me 5 Days and I'll Give You a Magnetic Personality.
Give Me Just 1 Hour a Day and I'll Have You Speaking French like "Pierre" in One Month.
Give Me a Chance to Ask Seven Questions and I'll Prove You Are Wasting a Small Fortune on
Your Advertising Ways
Give me 60 seconds and I'll show you how have more energy than a three-year old!
TRUTH ABOUT
The Truth About...
The Ugly Truth About your new care
The Real Truth About MLM Compensation Plans!
They Say The Truth will Set You Free...The Truth is...
The Naked Truth Behind ______________________

FREE
Ask me about our free vacations!
Call now and I will call you back, it's free.
Daycare for free? I'll show you how to stop paying the high cost of daycare and make money too.
Free...Every Day?
Exclusive Leads Can Be Yours For Free and Profit...Ask Me How!
Fly to Europe for FREE, make new friends...and get PAID for doing it!
Free holidays for life! Interested?
Free Info!!! Do you know Anyone who either HAS Health Insurance or NEEDS Health Insurance and
WANTS to SAVE money or MAKE MONEY???
Free leads if you join my downline!
Free Leads System, Free Education, Free Help!
FREE Secrets of Internet Millionaires.
Free website while you evaluate this business opportunity!
FREE yourself from your financial worries AND have True Health and Wealth.
Friend who likes to talk a lot now gets to talk all across North America for FREE!!!!
Yours FREE just for the asking!
Why are We Giving You These $19.50 Delicious Macadamia Nut Chocolates – For FREE?
Your TV Fixed in 4 Days Or It’s FREE
Free Kit Tells how to Take Better Photographs
FREE BOOK – Tells you 12 Secrets of Better Lawn Care
FREE Report – “How to increase Your Profits in a Recession.”
At Joe’s New Mexican Restaurant Your First Meal is FREE

WHICH OF
Which of These four money problems do you want to SOLVE?
Which of These Skin Problems Do You Have?
Which of These 5 skin troubles would you like to end?
FIVE FAMILIAR SKIN TROUBLES --- WHICH DO YOU WANT TO OVERCOME?
WHICH OF THESE $2.50 TO $5 BEST SELLERS DO YOU WANT --- FOR ONLY $1 EACH?
Which Of These Web Hosting Companies Would You Choose?
REASONS TO
5 Big Reasons To...
9 Great Reasons to quit your job now
10 Reasons To Start Your Own, Profitable Ezine
PROVEN
10 *Proven* Ways to...
I have found a proven way to get out of the rat race. Would you like me to share it with you?
Discover how your immune system can be 248% SMARTER during school vacation with a proven,
safe, DRUG-FREE method. Call XXX-XXX-XXXX
A Hair Tonic That's Proven To Work!
ARE YOU STILL

Are You Still Using That Slow, Old Typewriter?
Are You still looking to make an extra check, or did you win the LOTTERY?
IMAGINE
Imagine Me…Holding An Audience Spellbound for 30 Minutes!
Imagine Being Such a Great Lover Women can See it In Your Eyes!
Imagine Losing 20 Pounds In 14 Days!
Imagine yourself behind the wheel of a supercar
THEY LAUGHED
They Laughed At Me When I Bought That Run-Down House Until I Sold It And Made $20,000 Profit
They laughed When I sat down to build my business
They Laughed When I Sat Down At the Piano – But When I Started to Play!
They Grinned When the Waiter Spoke to Me in French – But Their Laughter Changed to Amazement
at My Reply!
They Didn’t Think I Could ___, But I Did
HOW I
If you have a few minutes, would you like to know how I don't pay taxes anymore and earn residual
income while doing it?
Would you like to hear how I make as much with my part-time business as with my full-time job?
How I made a fortune with a “fool idea”
I make more than my boss -- so I quit my job! Now, he wants to know how I did it.
How I Made $36,890 In One Week
HOW I IMPROVED MY MEMORY IN ONE EVENING
How I Raised Myself from Failure to Success in Selling.
How I Retired at Age 40-With a Guaranteed Income for Life.
How I Turned a Troubled Company into a Personal Fortune

How ____ Made Me ___________
How a “fool stunt” made me a start salesman
How a Simple Idea Made Me “Plant Manager of the Year”
How Relocating to ___ Save Our Company One Million Dollars a Year
DO YOU
70,000 people lost their jobs in May 2003 alone! Are you going to be another statistic or DO YOU
have a Plan B?
Are you leaving your future, fortune and health to luck or DO YOU want to take action today?
I know a way to make it possible!!! DO YOU want to hear about it?
College costs are unbelievable and still going up each year at the rate of 6 to 8 percent. DO YOU have
a plan in place to take care of this event for your child? Would you both invest 30 minutes of your time
to explore a plan that I can tailor for your child?
DO YOU care about the health of yourself and your family, about the environment, and about your
family's future?
Do You Wish There Was An Easier Way To...?
Do You Enjoy Helping People?
Do you get enough time off to do all the things you want to do?
Do you have a Plan B that will allow you to retire in 3 to 5 years?
Do you have an open mind?
Do you have at least five sources of income?
Do you have life assurance?
Do you have limited quality time? Can you find 5 others with the same limited quality time and
increase your time exponentially, along with your income?
Do you have your home on the beach yet?
Do you keep your business options open? I mean, are you open to making extra money?
Do you keep your career options open?

Do You Keep Your Income Options Open?
Do you keep your options open to either diversifying or earning extra money each month?
Do You Know How to Avoid Financial Exhaustion?
Do you know what Donald Trump said he would do, if he could do it over again???
Do you know what YOU really want from your life?
Do you like standing in this rain / long line / heat / etc or would you rather be at home in your
housecoat?
Do you like to barter? If I can save you money on your phone bill and you become my customer for
one year, I will give you a free night at our B&B.
Do you now receive 5 checks from 5 DIFFERENT companies each month? Would you like to?
Do you pay retail or wholesale for your nutritional supplements?
Do you qualify for the best program?
Do you really need your boss's permission to take a vacation?
DO YOU REALLY WANT TO MAKE MONEY?
Do you want more?
Do you want to be crazy or lucky?
Do you want to find a job you love and never work another day in your life?
Do you want to get rid of that sinking feeling every time you open up a credit card bill?
Do you want to have your own company?
Do you want to know what's really under your sink?
Do you want to learn how to get $5000.00 from the government and work from home too?
Do you want to lose weight, save money and live better?
Do you want to make a change, or stay the way you are?

Do you want to start improving your life now or wait until you're too old to enjoy it?
Do You Want To Be In Debt For The Rest Of Your Life?

Do you want to improve your copywriting?
Do you wish to be informed about how to, (you fill in the blank, for example, reach your goal, buy that
new home, retire quicker) or to remain uninformed?
I Know WHY You Pay TOO MUCH TAX BUT DO YOU?
Do You Make These Mistakes in Job Interviews?
DO YOU MAKE THESE MISTAKES IN ENGLISH?
Do You Make These Costly Mistakes When Choosing a Chiropractor?
Do You Make These Mistakes When You Have the Flu?
Do You Make These Mistakes When Choosing A Health Club?
Do you Do Any of These Ten Embarrassing Things?
Do You Sincerely Want To Be Rich?
I get PAID WELL to be HEALTHY! Do you?
MISTAKES
"Don't Make The Same Tax Mistakes That Cost Me $34,568!"
Are you making these common mistakes without even knowing it?
The 5 most costly mistakes in business – How Many are you making right now?
Do you make these stupid mistakes in ___________?
A LITTLE MISTAKE THAT COST A FARMER $3,000 A YEAR
"Can you name the six mistakes that poor people make?"
SECRETS
Secrets of a Madison Ave. Maverick-"Contrarian Advertising."
Secrets of Four Champion Golfers.
Announcing 3 secrets your boss doesn't want you to know about your check that will always keep you
his slave!
For Sale - Belly Button Lint. That's right, if you don't know these three little secrets to prosper in
MLM, you might as well be selling Belly Button Lint.
I can teach you the secrets that will turbocharge your paycheck.
Shocking secrets of the nutritional supplement industry revealed!!
Unearth the 4 Powerful Secrets to Home Business Success!
The Chinese Secrets of Weight Control
The Amazing Secrets of the Hottest Investment of the Last 5 Years!
Banking secrets that banks don’t want published
Desperate woman loses 277 pounds with amazing new diet secrets!
Discover 5 world marketing secrets held by 58-year-old <profession> from <city,country>
The Secrets Of Rich And Famous Writers.

The Secret of Making People Like You
DON’T WANT YOU TO KNOW

his slave!
Banking secrets that banks don’t want published
The website your boss does NOT want you to know about.
Top Ranking Secrets Search Engine Experts Don't Want You to Know
WARNING
WARNING!!! Our days are numbered... time is short...every day, every hour that goes by is lost
forever...one less day to enjoy the future that you always told yourself you would have.
WARNING: The enclosed information will completely change your life.
"Warning! Do not start your own business until you have read this important seven-page report."
Warning! Don't Let False Spam Accusers Take Advantage Of You!
WAYS TO
__ Ways to _____
20 Ways To Sell Your House Faster!
Released At last – 143 Perfectly Legal Ways To Get A Cheque Out of Uncle Sam!
161 New Ways to a man’s heart – in this fascinating book for cooks
7 ways to collect your unpaid bills
38 Fun, Easy Ways TO earn $500 next weekend
Discover 3 Simple Ways To Reduce Your Unwanted Wrinkles!
10 *Proven* Ways to...
101 Ways to Increase New Patient Flow.
17 Ways to SlashYour Equipment Maintenance Costs.
TESTIMONIAL
(human interest approach)
“I’ve Tried (And Failed) With At Least 17 Different Stock Trading
Systems Over the Years… With Your System I Made A Profit Of $1,23446,222.24
In Just The First 64 Days!” – Name, address
25 year Veteran Laid-off IT Worker fights back and shows how to make money from the technology
that took jobs away!
27-year-old magician, from the Arizona desert, conjures up a spell to bring magic into the lives of
ordinary people with an 8-step miracle success and wealth-building formula.
33-year-old customer service rep from Savannah, GA will show you how to lose 30 pounds in 1 hour
and 45 minutes.
35-year-old unemployed ex-factory worker from Penang discovers an amazing sponsoring secret that
made him $4997 in just 7 days without leaving his bedroom!
36-Year-old Queensland Firefighter Can Show You How to Sack Your Boss.
43-year-old, dyslexic Michigan network manager discovers product that helps people get out of bed 3
hours earlier!
50-year-old grandma loses 20 kilos and runs up and down stairs all day.
50-Year-Old Grandmother Now Mistaken for Her Daughter!
55-year-old caring computer geek from Bedford, Texas can teach anyone to reverse 8 out of 10 bio-
markers of aging and get an extra paycheck each month showing others the same.
65-Year-Old Grandmother Races Five-Year-Old Grandson and Wins!
A dentist in Orlando, shows his unemployed customer how to join this organization so she can save
over $100 immediately on her dental costs.
A seven-year-old autistic boy who spoke only one word, "No," is now speaking in sentences after
consuming an amino acid drink three times a day for three months.
How a 23-Year-Old Boy Earns $15,000 A Year – A Lesson in Fortune Making
Can Barely Read and Write Yet Earns $60,000 A Year
How Fortunes Are Being Won Overnight – How One Man Who Formerly Earned $1500.00 a Year
Became One of the Richest Men in His City. How Another Increased His Salary 800% in One Year.
Other Examples That Point the Way to Ambitious Men and Women.
How 4 Pitiful Failures Discovered the Road To Fortune – Men Are Asking “How Can I Earn More
Money? What Shall I Do to Reach the Turning Point In My Life?” These Remarkable Instances of How
4 Failures Found the Answer May Point the Way To You.
How It Feels to Earn $1,000.00 A Week – By a Young Man Who 4 Years Ago Drew a $25 a Week
Salary
Why I am Paid $50,000 A Year
How I Ran A Shoestring into A Fortune
Former Newsboy Heads Million Dollar Business – Says He Owes His Success to a Simple Discovery
Which is Within Reach of Any Alert Man or Woman
How a Failure at 60 Won Sudden Success
From Poverty to $40,000 a Year. A Lesson for Old and Young Alike
Why I Cried After the Ceremony
Should She Invite Him In?
What’s Wrong In This Picture?
STOP
STOP! How To Reduce You Monthly Gas Bill By 50%!
Stop earning a living - Start living and earning!
Stop The Pain AND Start The Profit!
Stop thrashing about in obscurity! Come and waltz with the elite!
Stop Dreaming and Start Making Money
I’M LOOKING FOR

I'm Looking For 200 Lucky People That Want To Help Test My New Traffic Exchange!
We're looking for people who are sick and tired of feeling sick and tired!!!
We’re looking for people to write children’s books
Excuse me. Could you help me? I'm expanding a business in the area and I'm looking for sharp and go-
getter types of people who won't be opposed to making money. DO YOU know anybody like that?
Are You Overworked and Underpaid? Looking for Leaders . . .
Over 40 and looking for reward? Contact: XXX-XXX-XXXX
I Need Help! I'm Looking For 200 People That Want To Make Up $5,000 A Month!
EVERYONE KNOWS
Everyone knows antioxidants are good for you, but what you don't know about your vitamins may be
killing you.
Everyone knows five people who brush their teeth!
"Everyone Knows That Gasoline Will Only Get Higher, Right?"
MAKE MONEY
Don't ever change anything you are doing - just make money from it!
How a 50-year-old Danish Woman Started to Make Money.
I teach people how to make money, while enjoying a healthier more productive lifestyle.
No easier way to make money. Period.
PEOPLE WHO MAKE EXCUSES DON'T MAKE MONEY. PEOPLE WHO MAKE
MONEY DON'T MAKE EXCUSES. YOU CANNOT DO BOTH AT THE SAME
TIME.
There are 2 types of people in this world, those that like to Save money and those that like to Make
money. Which type are you???
Why some people almost always make money in the stock market!
You seem to have a desire to help other people and I think you might be interested in something I'm
involved in because you can help other people and make money too. Can I tell you a little about it?
“Gold Coast Lawyer Discovers How To Make Money at Home with the Help of The Federal Govt”
“Lawyers Reveal Legal Loopholes That Make Money”
Daycare for free? I'll show you how to stop paying the high cost of daycare and make money too.
SAVE MONEY
I help people save money on their long distance bills and I'm always looking for help.
I show families how to save time, save money and protect themselves!
Free Info!!! Do you know Anyone who either HAS Health Insurance or NEEDS Health Insurance and
WANTS to SAVE money or MAKE MONEY???
NEW
A Shocking New Health Treaty to Help Fight Your Battle Against Diabetes...
Amazing New Concept!
Get Off the Couch and Into a New Car!
Great New Discovery Helps You Get Extra Money In Less Than 60 Days.
GREAT NEW DISCOVERY KILLS KITCHEN ODORS QUICK! --- MAKES INDOOR AIR
"COUNTRY-FRESH”
Great New Discovery Helps You Pay Off Bills In Less Than 60 Days.
New Rubber Stamp Business Pays Beginner Up to $20.70 An Hour!
LEAVES YOUR HAIR SMOOTHER --- EASIER TO MANAGE
At Joe’s New Mexican Restaurant Your First Meal is FREE
Everywhere Women are raving about this amazing New Shampoo
New! A Stain Remover That Works Like Magic!
WARNING
Warning: Two-Thirds of the Middle Managers in Your Industry Will Lose Their Jobs in the Next
36 Months.
Warning: Your "Corporate Shield May Be Made of Tissue Paper - 9 Ways You Can Be Held
Personally Liable for Your Business's Debts, Losses, or Lawsuits.
WHO ELSE
Who Else Wants To ______________________
“Who Else Want to Make Big Money in ___”
WHO ELSE WANTS A SCREEN STAR FIGURE?
Who Elese Needs an Extra Hour Every Day?
WHO ELSE WANTS LIGHTER CAKE --- IN HALF THE MIXING TIME?
YOU CAN TOO

Elvis is Still Making Money! You Can Too!
53-year-old furniture repairman makes money every time someone picks up the phone. You can too!
How seven family members conspired to earn 1.9 million dollars! You can too!
I have bad news and good news! The bad news is - you have to work! The good news is - you can get
rich!
If You Know People With Teeth, You Can Make Extra Money From Home.
$1,000 a week! Don't believe that rubbish! You can earn $5,000 a week! Let me tell you how.
There are two highways you can take. The 40, 40, 40 highway or the 5, 30, 200 highway. The first one
is work 40 years for 40 hours per week and retire on 40% of your income. The other is work 5 years
for 20 hours per week and retire on 200% or more of your present income. Which one will you
choose?
Do you know how you can save $2 - 4K per year in taxes??
Numbers
3 Direct Reasons Why You'll Be Kicking Yourself If You Don't...
3 things your parents never taught you about money.
5 Action Ideas To Get...
5 Must Do's Before You ______________________

7 Sure-Fire Tips For...
75% of all the US millionaires ... are self-made.
85% leave Network Marketing during first 90 days.
85-year-old grandmom shows people how to get an extra pay check by handing out 5 audio CDs a
week.
12 Special tax strategies that are making doctors rich
17 stocks you should dump right away
"49-year-old former caddy starts his own part-time business, and now owns his own golf course."
"69-year-old grandmother changes her diet, becomes arthritis-free, and begins teaching karate."
10 Simple Steps To Catapult Your...
11 Medical Breakthroughs That Will Rock the World
17 Minutes From Now You'll Never Feel Trapped By Your Money Worries Again Regardless Of How
Much You Owe The Bank Or I'll Pay YOU $50 Dollars.
$2500 to pay your bills! Could you use an extra twenty-five hundred dollars every month to pay your
bills?
$80,000 IN PRIZES! Help Us Find the Name For These New Kitchens
“100% Insurance Coverage For People Over 45 With No Physical, No Waiting, No Restrictions.”
$ave money on bills you HAVE TO PAY anyway!
“The 7 Things You Should Expect From Your Sofa Cover Company.”
The seven steps to a perfect lawn
67 Reasons Why It Would Have Paid You to Answer Our Ad a Few Months Ago
[Insert Topic]: 3 Things You MUST Know...
x Surefire Methods To ______________________
x Things To Consider When You ______________________

Five Days to Prove I Can Raise Your Pay!
THOUSANDS (HUNDREDS, MILLIONS) NOW __________ EVEN THOUGH THEY _____
Thousands Now Play Even Though They Have "Clumsy Fingers."
Two Million People Owe Their Health to this Idea Even Though They Laughed at It.
138,000 Members of Your Profession Receive a Check from Us Every Month Even Though They Once
Threw this Letter into the Wastebasket.
A
A 90-SECOND CALL CAN CHANGE YOUR LIFE FINANCIALLY. CALL XXX-XXX-XXXX!
Are You At Risk Of...?
A few hundred for just a few hours a week! Learn how you could be earning more than your boss in
just a few short months.
A goal is different from a wish.
A little note of great importance.
A New Horse Or Kendall's Spavin Cure?
A New Idea That Makes Men Rich
A one-time minimal effort can get people to give you money month after month.
A Rare Opportunity to Turn $5,000 into $3.52 Million
A REMARKABLY EASIER WAY TO CLEAN AND POLISH YOUR CAR. If you are still cleaning
your car the old-fashioned way with water, it may be that no one has told you that an easier and better
way exists.
A Single Sentence Changed My Life... and I feel I must share it with you. If you have a Burning Desire
to SUCCEED... but can't quite figure out how to do it . . .
A Startling Memory Feat That You Can Do
A Sure Way To Sky-Rocket Your Income!!

A WINWIN OPPORTUNITY!!!!!
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Are You
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ARE YOU A STAY-AT-HOME MOM? WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE? ARE YOUR KIDS BEING
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Are Your Dreams Worth 'Going For'?
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As Easy As Shooting Fish In A Barrel
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Asthmatic Canadian math professor shows you How to Eliminate Household Chemical Triggers That
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A little Mistake cost a farmer $4,000 a year
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BEFORE I JOINED THIS NETWORK MARKETING I WAS JUST LIKE YOU . . .
Being fifty is nifty when you are physically & financially FIT - are you?
Big Fat Albert loses 197 pounds, Steals Little Brothers' Medium-size Baseball Uniform, Then Hits an
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Blow the lid off what you think you can earn.
Boost Your…
Build your downline BEFORE you pay!
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Can I ask you a question, however, I need an honest answer?
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Can you loan me 2000$? If you could, would you loan me then?
"Can you name the six mistakes that poor people make?"
Can you see yourself earning 10-20,000 dollars per month?
Can you tell me what is wrong with a stronger immune system and a healthier bank account?
CHANGE YOUR PARADIGM AND KEEP THE CHANGE!
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Credit bureaus don't want you to see this.
Curious as to how an average house painter quit his J.O.B. and tripled his income ?
Can you pass this Memory test
“Confession of a Disbarred Lawyer”
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Dare to be independent and in control of your future! Dare to look good and feel great!
Did you know that you can ______________________?
Did you know that JOB really means the 'journey of the broke?'
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DID YOUR PAYCHECK GROW DURING YOUR LAST VACATION?
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Drink Coffee and Lose Weight.
Drive to the BANK...not to work!
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Doctors Prove 2 Out of 3 Women Can Have More Beautiful Skin in 14 Days”
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EARN A LIVING WHILE MAKING A DIFFERENCE.
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Eat Chocolate. Feel Great. Get Paid to Save the Rainforest.
Email Your Brain & Watch Your Bank Account Grow.
END WAGE SLAVERY!
Endangered Antidotes
Escape The Rate Race!
Even Martha Stewart couldn't tell our secret...
Ever missed an opportunity to become financially wealthy?
Ever wondered why some people earn more in a month than others in a year?
Every boat large or small carries life jackets. Today, every job large or small NEEDS financial
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Every day is a good day if you are joyfully pursuing the freedom you deserve.
Every now and again a door opens and lets the future in! Be a part of The Future Now!
Experienced attorney in Tucson, AZ, shows Gen-Xers how to achieve a retirement income in 5 years or
less.
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F/T income for P/T work!!!
Failing is not an Option.
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Fed Up?
Feel Like 25; Think like 50.
FINANCIALLY DEPRESSED?
Find out how a 44-year-old clown from Elmwood Park has so much fun making money!!!
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Find out how stay-at-home Moms can make more than their working husbands!
Find out how to be a Spiritual Electrician...to reach into people's hearts and turn their light on...or help
them increase their wattage.
Fire your boss and offer him a job.
Fire your boss!
Flabbergasted small town stay-at-home mom discovers how to get paid more than her corporate
husband from the comfort of her own home in less than 9 months.
Folks, I've found that there are ONLY 2 types of people in this world, those who get an Extra Paycheck
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Food is just another word but weight-loss is forever!
Football junkie discovers business that pays him while he yells abuse at his team.
For things to change, you have to change.
For the Women who is older than she looks
For women who are older than they look, but who wouldn't mind looking even younger, call for our
free report, "How To Have the Skin of a 22-Year-Old Beauty Queen Without Surgery, Botox, or
Makeup."
Former engineer learns how to live a 'little' on six figures.
FORMER BARBER EARNS $8,000 IN 4 MONTHS AS A REAL ESTATE SPECIALIST
Former failure retires, moves his family to luxurious mountain retreat.
Former fat guy shows people how to drink their vitamins, lose weight and get paid for doing it.
FORMER FAT LADY from Cincinnati shows other pleasingly plump persons how to lose the flab and
pad the wallet.
Found! Amazing Business!
Four simple steps to earning an extra paycheck every week.
Friend...I'll trade you a million dollars for a minute of your time...
Friends do not let friends have a J.O.B. (just over broke)
For the woman who is older than she looks
Former Barber Earns $8,000 in 4 months as a real estate specialist
“Fountain of Youth Discovered by Little Known Civilisation Over 2700 Years Ago”
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Grow Your Own Money And Pick Your Own Hours.
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Has This Ever Happened To You?
Have a PC? PUT IT TO WORK!

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Have you ever seen a grown man cry?
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Have you ever wished you could retire early?
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Have you planned where you want to be in 3 years?
Have you received your package yet?
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Have you solved the puzzle of Life, the permanent fund raising event, and Health, the constant struggle
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to start an exciting & unique franchise business.
Hazardous products in your home, and what you should know about preventing them.
Health and wealth pour from the same bottle.
Health nut throws away vitamins, feels healthier.

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Here's your chance to do what you would have done if you had lived.
Hey, I need your help to win a new convertible. Are you game?
Hey, if you're above the ground and want to stay that way...
Hey, look. Your lifestyle does not fit you, so let me show you what you deserve.
Hi - Are you ready to change your life for the better?
Hi! How are you?
Hi! I teach people how to be healthy and wealthy.
Hi! I'm calling you (or calling on you) because I heard you were the best in your field.
Honey, I just paid the mortgage and all our bills and I haven't spent my paycheck yet.
Honolulu businessman wins the lottery without playing the lottery.
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How a 39-year-old computer geek, husband, and father of three escaped the Rat Race!
How a 41-year-old Postal Worker from Waurika, Oklahoma Shows People How to Legally Get an
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HOW A NEW DISCOVERY MADE A PLAIN GIRL BEAUTIFUL
HOW A NEW KIND OF CLAY IMPROVED MY COMPLEXION IN 30 MINUTES

"How a 23-year-old mail clerk earns more than the senior vice-president."
How about buying a franchise without paying franchising fees?
HOW ARE YOU FEELING TODAY? (And if they say anything but good I hand them a bottle of
(product) and tell them to call me in two weeks.)
How are you going to make $1,000.00 next week?
How Anyone Can Have a Winning Personality
HOW CAN DRUG COMPANIES AFFORD TO SPEND MILLIONS OF DOLLARS ON TV ADS?
How can you afford to give your children the life they deserve?
How committed are you to your retirement?
How Fortune Came to John Jones
How I discovered the secret of looking younger for longer
How I Improved My Appearance in One Evening
How Is Your Five-Year Retirement Plan Coming Along?
How It Feels To Earn $1000 a Week
How long can you afford to wait?
How many people are helping you make money with your current job?
How many people do you know who worked for 40 years, and when they retired they were wealthy?
How much do you know about gardening? Take this simple test
How Much is “Worker Tension” Costing Your Company?
How Often Do You Find Yourself Saying I Wish I Had More Energy?
HOW OFTEN DO YOU HEAR YOURSELF SAYING: "NO, I HAVEN'T READ IT: I'VE BEEN
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How often do you think about making more money????

HOW OLD YOU ARE IS YOUR BUSINESS. HOW OLD YOU FEEL IS OURS.
HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND INFLUENCE PEOPLE
How you can retire at 40
How to Form Corporation Without A Lawyer For Under $50.00”
How to Make a Hit With Influential People
“How to Pay Zero Taxes!”
“How to Become Debt-Free and Stay That Way – Forever”
How To Improve Your Memory In One Evening
How to Take Out Stains… Use (product name) and Follow These Easy Directions
How to make more money in a month than most people make in a year
“How Your Horoscope Can Bring You Wealth, Love, Success and Happiness”
How will you manage financially when you retire?
How working moms can be stay-at-home moms with a bigger paycheck.
How would you like to be financially free doing the same thing you do in just 6 steps?
How would you like to change your business suit for a swimsuit?
How would you like to fire your boss, or even better, fire your boss and get him working with/for you?
How would you like to get paid to play?
How Would You Like To Help End World Poverty Including Your Own?
How would you like to look and feel years younger, make more money and friends in the next 12
months than you have in years? If your answer is yes than we need to talk!
How would you like to make a living doing what you love?
How would you like to receive an alimony check every month while remaining happily married?
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How's life treating you today?
Here’s a quick way to break up a cold
Here’ a way to make money that has never yet failed
Here's A Quick Way To Pay Off Bills In Less Than 60 Days.
"How ordinary people can afford a top-notch lawyer for only 83 cents a day."
How the way you undress reveals your personality
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“How Long Will You Live? Ignorance About Taking Care of Yourself Can Be The Mistake That Kills
You In Your 50s and 60’s..’The Dangerous years!”
How This Surprising Little Secret...
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I allow mothers to stay home and play with their children and get paid for it!
I am a millionaire!
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I can give you the gift of total financial freedom.
I can help you save your Time, Health, Environment and Money.
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I can sell you on something without buying anything.
I can show you how to drop weight & never pick it back up!
I can show you how to make more money in your lunch hour than most people make in a 30-year
career.
I can turn your Visa or MasterCard into a cash card in less than two minutes!
I can't eat everything I am supposed to on this new diet.
I do Alternative Network Marketing! What do you do?
I get paid to change lives!
I give away great products and get paid to do it.
I had a job just like yours once.
I had no idea this was possible.
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I have a way for you to make more money and spend more time with your family - would you like to
know more?
I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS OPPORTUNITY ALL MY LIFE.
I have lost 50 pounds without starving or exercising and have more energy!
I hear you're interested in making more money?
I help people earn franchising rights which can generate for them royalty income for a lifetime!!!
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make it count.
I help people solve the two biggest problems that most people worry about.
I help qualified people get private franchising rights.
I HELP TWO PEOPLE PER YEAR BECOME FINANCIALLY INDEPENDENT!
I help women have happy hormones.
I just left a $70,000-a-year job in order to make a change in my lifestyle and double my income at the
same time!!!
I left home without it - now I have all the money I'll ever need.
I LOST MY BULGES...AND SAVED MONEY, TOO
I made $40,000 a month. Find out How...
I Made a Mistake...
I Made a Mistake... and Still Made Money
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you!
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I SHOW PEOPLE HOW TO EARN AN EXTRA PAYCHECK.
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the things they enjoy most.
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with it!
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I talk to people and take lots of free holidays.
I teach businesspeople how to make more money working fewer hours.
I teach people about harmful and potentially carcinogenic ingredients used in common personal care
products, and the safer alternatives.
I teach people how to build a safety net for their retirement.

I teach people how to CAPITALIZE on a skill they already use every day!
I teach people how to earn a substantial income working from home while providing a valuable service
to their community.
I teach people how to earn an extra $300.00 a month – call XXX-XXX-XXXX
I teach people how to make early retirement a reality.
I thought it was a joke ... now I know better. Expect miracles.
I understand you're interested in firing your boss.
“I had Been Overweight For 10 Years, So..My Friends Could Hardly Believe Their Eyes When They
Saw Me Lose 56 Pounds In Only 6 Weeks!”
I went from Zero to Hero in less than 6 months - ask me how.
I work days at my job and two hours each evening on my future!
I work with people who want to fire their boss so that they can live the life of their dreams.
I work with the people who want to make their dreams come true.
I would like to offer you a twenty-dollar gift just for learning how to put an extra paycheck in your
pocket - without having to get a second job.
I would love to show you how to make extra money without having to go to an office.
If I appear to see further than you, it is because I stand

on the shoulders of giants who came before me, reach up and
take my hand and let me help you up here too!
If I can change your entire life in a positive way, will you let me show you how?
If I can show how to go on a free, tropical vacation every

year, would you consider listening to me for 10 minutes?
If I can show you a way to make extra money, will you be interested?
If I could show you how to earn enough to pay off all of

your bills, and maybe even enough to quit your job, how soon
could we get together to discuss it?
If I could show you how to retire debt free in 3 to 7 years, would you give me 15 minutes of your time?
If I could show you how you could buy that new car (house,
or what ever they want) for £200 but you would have to do a
little work as well, would you be interested in finding out
how?
If I could tell you how to make twice the money in half the hours you're working right now, would you
be interested?
If I had information that could help you pay your bills without using your primary income, would that
interest you?
If not now, when?
If not you, who?
If nothing changes, nothing changes.
If now isn't the best time to change your life, then when is the best time?
If someone gave you a thousand dollars, would you take it?
If there was one thing in your life you could change, what would it be?
If This Happened on Your Wedding Night
If we are what we eat...then most of us are either FAST, CHEAP or EASY!!
If you are fed up and want to reclaim your dreams, take a look at these...
If you are over 60 and broke, I have the answer for you.
IF YOU ARE SICK AND TIRED OF BEING SICK AND TIRED, CONSIDER THIS
OPPORTUNITY THAT MIGHT CHANGE YOUR LIFE.
If YOU were given $200,000 to Spend – Isn’t This the Kind of (product type) You Would Build?
“If Your Home is Plagued By Ants, Roaches, Box Elder Bugs, Mice, Or Rats, I can Quickly & Easily
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“If You’re Looking for A Convenient Source for Quality Plumbing Supplies, We Sell 100%
Guaranteed Plumbing Parts Exclusively to Contractors At 10% Over Cost, With 30-Day Invoicing And
A Special Added Discount For Orders Over $1,500.”
“If You’re 45 Or Over and Thinking of Adding To, Replacing, Or Getting Life, Health, Or Disability
Insurance, This Information Will Show You a 100% Guaranteed Easy To Get It At The Lowest
Possible Rates.”
If you could change anything in you life, what would it be?
If you don't determine your destiny ... someone else will.
If You Don't Know Your Rights, You Don't Have Any!
If you follow the footsteps of others, you will never get in front.
If you have skin, hair, or teeth, we need to talk.
If you have too many bills that you cannot afford to pay, I can show a way to decrease your bills and
increase your income.
“If you’ve just ordered a new sofa cover, don’t read this . . . It will break your heart!”
If you join my business you'll get to meet this peculiar man, who didn't know what he was doing for 2
years and became a millionaire from doing it!
If you just won the lottery, how would your life change?
If you keep on doing what you're doing, you'll keep on getting what you're getting... Are you getting
what you're worth, or should you consider doing something differently?
If you only knew what I knew, You'd Know what I know, You Know . . .
If you ran across a way to add a second income pile with some tax advantages, are you open-minded
enough to have a coffee and check out the possibilities?
If you wanna catch a frog, ya gotta get muddy...
If you want to be a kid again with lots of energy and zing in your step, look at the following
information.
IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT BUDGETING, SEE YOUR FINANCIAL

PLANNER. IF YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT HAVING FINANCIAL FREEDOM,
SEE ME!!
If you want to work for the rest of your life that is your business... If you don't, that is my business!!!
“If You Want to Lose __ pounds in the Next __ Days, xyz Health Club Can Quickly and Easily Do IT
For You In Just 30 Minutes A Day, 2 Times A Week, 100% Guaranteed For only $35 – But Only If
You Come Onboard Before <date>!”
If you won the lottery or had a baby, you'd be really

excited right? Have you ever felt so passionate about
something that you wanted to tell everyone?
If you would like to erase 10 years off your face, let me know.
If you're happy with your bank balance, don't open this.
If you're not working today to better yourself and reach your special goals, then you're not working.
I'll trade you a million dollars for a minute of your time...
I'm building an empire! Would you like one?
I'm expanding a business here in (city/state).
“If Your Bathroom Isn’t Ready in 8 Days I’ll Give You $100 Cash for Every Day We Go Over Time”
If you read nothing else – Read this

If You can Read and write simple English, I’ll Show you how to make real money selling word
“Insider Information” – On Who’s Really Making Money – Plus Exactly How Those Businesses
Operate
“Important News for People Who Swore They Would Never Try Another Reducing Product”
In The Field Making MOney - Or In the Barn Wasting IT?
Instant Strategies *Anyone* Can Use To...
“Is the Life of a Child Worth $1 to You?”
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The BIGGEST Collection of the Best AND most profitable Headlines in the World!

The BIGGEST Collection of

Date Update : 2 April 2011

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“An Open Letter to Every Overweight Person in <city>

“Advice to Wives Whose Husbands Don’t Save Money – By Wife”

To Men who want to quit work someday

For the Women who is older than she looks

Stock Market Investors - How to Predict Short-Term Surges and Slumps.

IF YOU ARE , YOU CAN

How To Attract More...

How to Become Debt-Free and Stay That Way – Forever

How to Be Mistaken for Your Daughter's Sister

How to Build a Cash-Gushing Business Empire with Just $500 Capital

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How to discover the fortune lying hidden in your daily paper

HOW TO DO WONDERS WITH A LITTLE LAND!

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How to Drop Pounds & Never Put Them Back On.

How to Form Corporation Without A Lawyer For Under $50.00

How to Find Success in a Bottle

How to find someone to love

How to Get the IRS to fund your next business venture

How to Get Out Of Debt In 1 Year Or Less!

How to get 12 hours out of an 80-hour day

How to get Rich in reading Classified Ads

How to get a Grip on Audience Attention

How to LOVE your Phone Company

How to Make Your...

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How to Make Twice as Much Money Part-time as Your Full-time Job!

How to Make a fortune today starting from scratch!

How to Pay Zero Taxes!

How to Plan Your House to Suit Yourself

How to Sneak Fitness Into Your Day: Physical and Financial!

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How to Turn Stumbling Blocks into Stepping Stones

How to Write copy that will make you rich

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How to Collect from Social Security at any Age

How to Win Friends and Influence People.

How to Improve Telemarketers' Productivity-For Just $19.95.

How the experts buy and sell gold and silver

How You can Eat More and Weight Less”

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