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Pointless Classics 6.

100
Bizarre Village
Traditions

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 Foreword

This month's offering in the "Pointless Classics" range, presents to you,

dear reader, 100 weird and unusual village traditions and ceremonies.
You will probably be aware of these
strange annual and special customs from around the world, so now we
present some crazy, stupid and sometimes obscene creations to seamlessly
slip into your fantasy adventures and campaigns.

Feel free to elaborate on these, add colour and meaning of your choosing.
These are perfect for those places where the inbred and infirm reside,
those backwoods villages that find it hard to choose the latest village idiot
and such like!!

Also of note, for further village customs and the like for your game, check
out 100 Village Traditions for all fantasy RPGs (http://www.drivethrurpg.
com/product/200887/100-Village-Traditions-for-all-fantasy-RPGs?
manufacturers_id=8807) for more ideas of this nature, as well as a growing
range of other titles for your game where you downloaded this title!!

Grim
 Choose or Roll D100
1. Goat Riding festival. 25. Slap your wife/husband day.
2. Pigeon painting festival. 26. Drown a witch festival.
3. Apple Carving Competition. 27. Urine drinking ritual day.
4. Turkey Stuffing Race. 28. Shoot an apple off a child head
day.
5. Monkey Boxing festival.
29. Set fire to your hair night.
6. Ugliest Grandmother
competition. 30. Excrement eating festival.
7. Orc poaching contest. 31. Shooting fish in a barrel
Archery contest.
8. Dragon Fondling ceremony.
32. Talking nonsense festival.
9. Rat Pie eating race.
33. Trepanning your Mother rite.
10. Vermin Felching ritual.
11. Mud Swimming race.
12. Dog buggery rite.
13. Back to front day.
14. Idiot kicking contest.
15. Crab furtleling ceremony.
16. No urination ritual day.
17. Fish slapping day.
18. Dwarf tea-bagging dance day.
19. Fart in the face of the elders
day.
20. Pig blood drinking ceremony.
21. Sacrifice a stranger day.
22. Blind your neighbour day.
23. Stick your hand in hot oil day.
24. Nipple Burning ritual day.
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34. Cow Anus eating contest. 58. Infect yourself with disease day.
35. Goblin riding race. 59. Tongue scraping ritual.
36. Cat swinging festival. 60. Slap a baldy weekend.
37. Wife swapping festival. 61. Furtle a turtle day.
38. Dig up your dead ancestor day. 62. Dog shaving festival.
39. Dressing in drag day. 63. Open sore licking ritual.
40. Self gratification day. 64. Peeing off a bridge day.
41. Speaking backwards day. 65. No smiling day.
42. Throw yourself off a cliff day. 66. Duck fondling festival.
43. Dismantle your neighbours barn day.
44. Whistling festival.
45. Rude joke day.
46. Eye poking day.
47. Harass a giant festival.
48. Rotten fish eating festival.
49. Potato pummelling ritual.
50. Skull football competition.
51. Cat stroking day.
52. Feral dog goading day.
53. Boil squeezing festival.
54. Pumpkin burning day.
55. Sewage eating day.
56. Poison a friend day.
57. Eat a barrel of salt ritual day.
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67. Mud pie festival. 90. Head butting contest.
68. Marry a cow (or bull) festival. 91. Swearing festival.
69. Toe-nail eating festival. 92. Bile purging ritual day.
70. Snake swallowing festival. 93. Give away your belongings day.
71. Dig a huge hole day. 94. Religious intolerance day.
72. Dung flinging festival. 95. Giant phallus fertility festival.
73. Punch your children day. 96. Crop circle making day.
74. Fight everybody day. 97. Meat is murder day.
75. Self harm day. 98. Mouse worship festival.
76. Chicken beheading festival. 99. Shave your head day.
77. Hat burning day. 100. Beat the poor festival.
78. Goblin burning day.
79. Smashing bottles over the head ritual day.
80. Nose picking day.
81. Attack the next village day.
82. No law day.
83. Ear wax candle festival.
84. Sell your children into slavery day.
85. Extract your wisdom teeth day.
86. Dung sculpting contest.
87. Swan fighting ritual.
88. Egg fight festival.
89. Horse wrestling rite.
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