Jennifer Woodruff

Fake News

Donald Trump allegedly reserves an office in the White House for Putin.

With all the rumors surrounding the relationship with our new president, Donald Trump

and Russia's stoic leader, Vladimir Putin I wanted to see how deep it went. Insiders at the White

House told that there is an office being reserved for one of Trump’s political affiliates. The fact

that no one would tell me who it was raised my suspicions. I needed to know more. So, after

getting friendly with the staff I found out a few things. The kitchen was stocked with healthy

options like vegetables and fish. Since, according to The Huffington Post, Trump is a fast food

connoisseur, who could that be for? While some may argue that Trump isn’t the only person

eating at the White House, I have been doing my research. During my time searching through

The Huffington Post's website I discovered another article, this one about Putin himself.

According to this article, Putin enjoys a healthy diet. The coincidences don't stop there. A

collection of the Beatles' greatest hits. The Beatles happen to be Putin's favorite American

band. This evidence coupled with the FBI's finding that the Russian government helped rig the

election in Trump's favor has led me to the only logical conclusion: The Russians are in the

White House. And they are picking curtains.

Not for publication or dissemination in any way; Any resemblance of truth in this paper is

purely coincidental and largely unintentional.

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