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Peace by Aristophanes
Peace by Aristophanes
Peace by Aristophanes
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Trygeas (a farmer)
Hermes (a god)
War (a god)
Fury (a god)
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Here! Take the damned thing! Poh! How it stinks!
Take it and let’s hope it’s the best he’s ever tasted,
the shit bug! Poh!
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For God’s sake you lot! You’re all good shit-
stirrers, aren’t you? Come on down here and help
me then. Come on! Come down and help me! Or
would you rather watch me die from all this
stench?
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Here!
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6ODYH (:RUNVRQDQRWKHUEDOO0RUHJHVWXUHVRI
XQEHDUDEOH VPHOO) Suddenly he stops and
chuckles. Then he lifts his head to the audience
and, still chuckling) But there is one single
redeeming feature about this job... No one can
accuse me of eating the profits! Hahahaha!
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little, well-handled woman, it is!
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I think I’ll go and see if it’s finished eating yet. I’ll
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just open the door slightly so it won’t see me.
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Go on, eat the lot, you big shit beast. Go on! Eat!
Eat until you burst and blow up!
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Look how he drops his head into the trough to eat,
the gluttonous beast! Look at him! He’s ripping
into his food with his molars and swings his
head and arms about, just like a wrestler! Ripping
and tearing and pulling... You’d think he’s got a
hold of one of those huge ropes that hold the
barges together. Dreadful thing it is! Disgusting
and gluttonous. I wish I knew what God sent us
this unbearable insult... I bet it isn’t Aphrodite,
Goddess of love... or any of the Graces! Grrrr!
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6ODYH Zeus?
above. Zeus!
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Oh, no! Oh no! Oh Hell! Hey, neighbours, come
here quick! Come have a look! My master is
flying! He’s flying! Look he’s flying off, high up,
horseback on the beetle!
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Ah! I can see Zeus’ house.
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earth could a mortal get here?
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7U\JHDV Shame-bum.
Speak! What is your name?
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In you go, Leek City, Prasiae. Leeks for you.
Thrice stuffed and five
times stuffed and ten times stuffed and you’re
gonna be stuffed again
your garlic.
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Mmmmm! I shall grind you all and mince you all,
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Hohohohoho!
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7U\JHDV ('LVWUHVVHG) Please! No, not that one.
That’s the expensive honey. It’s Athenian. Four
are you?
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Excellent! Great goddess Athena, that’s excellent
work, you’ve done here, sending Cleon packing
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they’ve lost it there!
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Come on then farmers and merchants and builders
and all you arty crafty people and all you aliens
and foreigners - islanders, too. All of you, come
out here quick! Come, bring your rams and ropes!
Now is the time to pull this gentle goddess out of
you lot! All this shouting will fire up the god War
here and
let him stir and crush and confuse everything.
We’re not going to put a stop to our joy.
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Now, stop being a pain.
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so happy! So overjoyed!
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these stones.
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Pulverised dirt. Dead!
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me to cark it, then, is it?
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the god of thieves!
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Hugely, hugely serious…
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as well…
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Here! Here is the first benefit from me. Take this
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Right! Hermes, prepare the libation cup so that we
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can praise the gods and work on the goddess.
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Silence! Silence all! A libation! We shall now
rack!
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right?
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And to Hermes, to the Graces, to the Seasons, to
Aphrodite, to Desire ($VNVWKH/HDGHU)
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+HUPHV Pull-ho!
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Come on, come on! You’re not all pulling at the
same time. Put a bit of effort into it! This is Peace
we’re talking about. Don’t act like the wimpy,
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Pull! Pull-ha!
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back.
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You, Megarian pricks! Piss off! That goddess
down there remembers you with absolute
contempt. She won’t come out while you’re
around, because she remembers well how you
were the first to spread garlic all over her. This is
the wrong thing to do to a goddess. It’s a dreadful
insult. And to you, too, Athenians! I say to you,
stop pulling from that end over there. That’s the
legal courts, at that end. All you can do from there
is clog the courts. If you want to bring Peace up
here with us, then stop your invasions. Stay within
your borders! Pull back from the sea a little. No
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That’s it! You’re doing it, now, men! You’re
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soldier’s knapsack, hey?
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…and of ivy and grape crushing machine and
sweet little singing sheep and of women bouncing
their lovely tits all around the field, and of drunk
little slave girls, of toppled wine jugs and…
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go home.
7U\JHDV(0DNLQJDVSHHFK) Farmers, listen to me!
You can now go home. Forget your spears and
swords and javelins and shields and pick up your
farm tools. Go as quickly as you can because
(3RLQWLQJDW3HDFH) this beautifully matured peace
is bursting out everywhere. So… stroke a prick and
get to work on your field!
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A huge chest, a forty-eight gallon container.
rabble
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She’s still very angry with all the shit they’ve put
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then.
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What’s on your mind? (3HDFHVKDNHVKHUKHDGDQG
Come on dearest…
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Come, dear woman, hater of army buckles, speak
to me!
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Ohhhh! I get it! Yes. So, that’s what’s bugging
you? Right!
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Gotsa!
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Listen you lot. Listen to her complaint! She says
that after what had happened at Pylos, she came
back to you with a basketful of treaties but your
Assembly voted them all down.
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Ah! And here’s another thing she wants to know:
She’s eager to know who amongst you here was
her greatest enemy and who her greatest follower,
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on the battlefield?
(6DUFDVWLFDOO\) Oh, excellent!
Tremendous fighting spirit, that man! Except
that… well, he wasn’t his father’s son - if you get
what I mean - and so, whenever he went off with
the boys to the battlefield, he behaved towards his
weapons in the same manner which his father
behaved towards him. His weapons would
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Hey, what are you doing? Where are you off to?
your bum.
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Hey, Master Hermes. It’s been such a long time for
me... Do you think there’s any harm in my tucking
myself into this lovely woman?
+HUPHV Nah! Not if you follow it with a mouthful
of her juices. Now, take also Divine Eyeful here
and give her to the Council. She knows them well.
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There’s a great number of pricks waiting for you
back home and everyone of them, passionately
erect for you! So hurry!
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minds.
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So good folks, we’re at that part of the play called
the Parabasis, that is, Digression. And, let me tell
you! Those comic poets who use this time to sing
praises to themselves, with cute little anapests,
should be beaten with sticks… However! If, oh,
sweet, sweet Muse, darling daughter of Zeus, if it
is considered proper to praise the best, the most
renowned Professor of comedy, in the entire world,
then, well then, our poet says he certainly deserves
a huge speech of it! Firstly, then, this poet was the
first man ever to stop his rivals from using rags in
their jokes and making jokes by waging silly wars
on lice! And! This is also the first man –this poet
of ours who is imbued with excellence - who has
chased off this sacred stage, one bread-making-
but-ever-starving Hercules after another! Our
brilliant poet has sent the lot off them packing with
his witty ridicule. And! Our excellent poet has sent
packing also all those slaves who’d always run
away after cheating their masters. All those scenes
with unsolicited beatings. You know the sort of
stuff I’m talking about. The sort which is there just
to raise a laugh. For example:
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happy.
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the envy of the young!
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ordinary bum!
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prick.
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right there. Smack in the middle of them.
7U\JHDV Who?
Hang on! Someone is making signs at you.
6ODYH Ha! Well, look at that! It’s Arifrathis. He’s
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You, Council, Chairmen of the Executive
Committee! Look at young Eyeful here… Just
think of what wondrous pleasures I’ve brought for
you. Lift her legs up a bit and immediately you’ve
entered a feast! And check out this little kitchen of
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this young Eyeful here.
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Wow! The keenness of that man! That’s the
Members of the Executive for you! Ask them to do
something for nothing for you and they go crazy
And wait till you’ve drunk the first cup of her new
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“blah, blah –
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&KRUXV You realise you’re competing for time
with Chaeris, the flute player, don’t you? Because
the moment he sees you, he’ll be over here,
uninvited and huffing and puffing at his flute, till
you hand him over a tip.
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No, from left to right!
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6ODYH Sure have! I assure you there isn’t a man
amongst them who hasn’t got a barleycorn –or
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virtuous?
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and back to the starting point after I sprinkled them
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everything as it should be.
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wise and has a cunning daring, possesses.
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1033 &KRUXV Now who wouldn’t praise such a
man, hey! He has endured so much to save our
city! That’s one man who’ll always be admired by
everyone here.
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Come, on, where are you? I’ve got to do this now!
Come on, where are they? They should have been
here by now. Come on!
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7U\JHDV Now cook them properly because I can
see someone coming over. Look he’s wearing a
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the gods?
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a sacrifice for Peace, here!
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stop trying to trick the Athenians?
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was a wise man, that Homer!
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will be my own bath attendant and serve myself.
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7U\JHDV A libation! A libation!
+LHURFOHV Pour some for me, too and let me have
some innards.
1106 7U\JHDV But the blessed gods would not like
this before this happens: We make the libation and
you piss off!
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O, Great Peace! Be with us throughout our whole
lives!
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both of you, piss off! Right. A libation!
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/HDGHU Not so bad for the city folk, but these war
pushers, god-hated one and all, know nothing
except how to throw their shield away and run. Ah,
they’ll pay for it yet! Big lions during peace but sly
little foxes during battle!
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Better than nothing, hey?
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idiot?
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Nah… on second thoughts I don’t want it. It rubs
against my bum hole a bit… Take it away. No, I
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Oh, how merciless you are, God! How you have
ruined me! I have here two helmets for which I
paid a mina each. What am I to do with them now?
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... because the children are already coming out for
their pissing sessions. Though, I think they also
want to practice their party songs. Hey, boy, come
here! Tell me what you’re going to sing later. Sing
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for me the first line.
“Now we shall begin with the younger bearers of
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idiot! It’s peacetime. Cursed twit!
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reminding us of shields?
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was scrumptious and delicious…” Stuff like that.
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7U\JHDV (/DXJKVKHDUWLO\)
Hahahaha! And thus dishonoured your family!
Yes, yes, we know the rest! Being the son of a
warrior like that, that’s one song you won’t forget
in a hurry, will you, son? “Accidentally threw it in
the bush!”
That’s a beauty! Let’s go in now, shall we?
(7RWKHFKRUXV)
As for you lot out here, come, eat and drink
heartily all the food I’ve got here. Eat it like men,
not like hollow oarsmen. Make good use of your
jaws. Teeth make a sad sight if they just sit there
idle in your mouths and… simply sit there looking
white! Please, chew and bite!
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Now, let’s move all our equipment back into the
field, dancing and drinking as we go and sending
Hyperbolus off away from here. And let us pray to
all the gods that they grant all the Greeks
prosperity and may we, each and all of us, produce
lots of barleycorn, lots of wine to drink and figs to
eat, lots of children - from our wives that is, and
may we all recover all that we’ve lost before the
war began and let’s all hurl away once and for all,
the shining iron sword!
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We shall take you to your house where you’ll be
happy forever and be concerned no more about
/HDGHU Oh, his thing is big and thick and her fig
figs and things.
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