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What to wear when Lawnmate Bunny Flowers Buying a mower is Vanilla or chocolate?
you’re getting dirty. shares advice on bunnies like falling in love. Cats or Dogs? Seed
and flowers. or Sod?
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editors’ note
WELCOME
TO ANOTHER ISSUE OF it’s always time to mow.
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We wanted to take a moment to talk
about thatch, thatchers and thatching.
This is a term that’s not used everyday but here at Lawnscaping
we believe in keeping things classy. Thatch is found directly below
your grass line. It is the accumulation of grass trimmings, roots
and debris. It can protect infant grass, but smother adult blades.
work boots
Sears $40
cowboy hat
Party City $5
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ome believers say that plants respond to the energy Taking cues from certain *Cough*
around them. That soothing positive praises will affect videos that we had been watching, for
YOU’VE BEEN a plants growth. But who wants a peaceful, fat and research purposes only. The dirty talk
A DIRTY LAWN,
lazy plant? You want a sweet succulent sultry lawn. escalated. The difficulty with talking
A lawn should be the veritable jezebel of the plant to a plant is that there is no back and
world, spreading its seed to every bare spot around it. forth, aside from the occasional bend
Other lawns may call it a “whore” but that’s okay. The other lawns in the wind. So unsure of what my
are just jealous. lawn wanted to hear everyone here
just went at it with a barrage of dirty
At LawnScapping we are putting this to the test, on our own come-ons.
personal lawn. If plants do respond to energy, you want to send
the most provocative sensuous energy possible into your yard.
Your lawn likes it when you talk dirty. We are going to ease into
“You like getting rough don’t
this experiment. There were some funny looks from the neigh- you? I’ll go get the rake.”
bors when we moved speakers outside and directed them
downwards. Neighbors be damned, the lawn comes first.
“You’re gonna get aerated
The beginning of the experiment started well enough. Without because you’re a naughty lawn.”
getting to risqué the staff started sending seductive energy out
into the grass, whispering: In conclusion, the speakers were taken
down. The results were too mixed to
determine what exactly was work-
“It drives me crazy when you look like you do.” ing and the neighborhood petition
against us was starting to reach a high
number – no one had any idea that
“You’re so damn sexy.” there were even that many people
living in the area. When it gets down
to it the sweet nothings whispered to
“I can’t wait to mow you.” your lawn should be kept private. If it
already looks sexy to you, that’s what’s
Results were mixed. Overall the lawn seemed to react as though important.
it was a prude. The only exception being the patches right under
the speakers, but they could have just been receiving more
shade. So in the next few weeks’ tactics were amplified and things
steamed up.
A DIRTY, DIRTY
LAWN
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Taming naughty Saint Augustine. The one that’s the most difficult to tame is the one
that we are all attracted to. People seem to be masochists in their need to make their
lives difficult. Whether it’s the dirty girl, or the man with the shady past, danger and
turmoil seem to be the most attractive qualities. Our lawns are no different.
Only the persistent and lucky will be able to tame St. Augustine, but those that do will
be rewarded with a lawn so lush it could be watered with your neighbors will drool.
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ADVICE WITH
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Gett your head out of the clouds, Talking about repelling pests, bunnies are the cutest hell beast there is.
those flowers are growing like The little bunchy tail and squished up nose, those watery eyes, so soft,
weeds and those bunnies are just want to squeeze…No, stop it.
eating your seedlings. This is my
what I have to say about bunnies
and flowers. Get that cuteness out of your head.
Firstly flowers should be the frame Rabbits are pests, adorable pests, but there’s
to your lawn. Think of your lawn
as an immaculate painting, some-
nothing adorable about a barren lawn.
thing that’s intricate and timeless.
Now you don’t want to go messing They will eat everything that your lawn has to offer and guess what
that up by having a bunch of neon they mate like rabbits even if you get rid of one another is probably
clashing colors poking up every- going to take it’s place.
where. When it comes to flowers a
little goes a long way. Pick a color What do you do about this flop-eared hydra that threatens your yard?
and stick with it. Having a bigger pet often helps. Dogs and cats don’t get a long with
rabbits outside of cute internet videos, so let them put in some work
While we are at it, flowers aren’t and patrol your lawn keeping rabbits away. The bigger the pet the
all that functional. Girls do like the better protection for your lawn, but be carful with this. You really don’t
occasional posy but outside of want to have to worry about convincing a ten-foot python that your
that they don’t do much good. The lawn isn’t for him either.
space that flowers take up could be
better used by planting vegetables, Hopefully some of you will take my advice and will not face total lawn
fruit, or wait for it, fragrant plants destruction. Stay vigilant.
to repel pests. Think about mint,
garlic, or sage.
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editors’ note
“Two thumbs
and four
Buying a mower is like hoofs up!”
falling in love.
YOUR MOWER The anticipation of going to a dealer is going to give you that butterfly in the
stomach feeling. But just like finding your significant other there are many
different types of mowers out there and you need to find the right one for
you.
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There are two distinctions in riding mowers the Tractor series and the zero
turn model. Each does very different things.
For those who care solely about mowing you are going to want to go with a
zero turn model. This is a precision mowing machine. This will mow and edge
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your lawn making it look like God’s green chest hair.
Head vs hoof
Some people are going to find it excessive to have a riding mower if you only only on KLWN
have three square feet of grass to mow. While there is never anything exces-
sive about a John Deere, there is an alternative for you.
Walk behind mowers give you the same mowing capabilities in a smaller
package. With rear discharge and collection you can mow your lawn leaving
it pristine and trimming free.
Push mowers, avoid them. They served their purpose and cemented their
place in history, but retire these fossils. They leave shaggy thatch everywhere
and by the time you’re done mowing, you’re going to be too tired to go back
and pick it all up. Some advice to follow, “If it ain’t yellow or green your gonna
scream.” You can’t go wrong with a John Deere.
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Cats or dogs, vanilla or chocolate, seed or sod?
The long debate as old as lawn care itself. There are grassboys on both sides of this argument, each praising
their side while condemning the other.
Seeding is the natural way to fill out your lawn. Planting a seed in soil is the way that nature intended lawns
to be grown. Sodding is unnatural. Leaving rolled up sod out makes it at risk to dehydration, fragile roots, and
bent blades.
Sodding is the only way to start a lawn in the modern world. Leave the seed growing to professionals all you
need to do is roll it out. Seeding is for old timers with too much time on their hands. Throwing seeds around
your yard, you might as well just start a buffet for birds.
Whichever you decide, it’s all grass. The important thing is that your lawn looks good. Remember, seed, sod,
at least it’s not Astro Turf.
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