13TH OCTOBER 1917 ISSUE 361
FARMERS TODAY
GOVERNING GRUNTERS RULE THE
RANCH!
The animals run wild.
Parliament of
Pigs
JOHN JOHNSON
FARM REPORTER
A major incident has been declared on the
Manor Farm after the resident livestock, led
by pigs Snowball and Napoleon, rebelled
against and removed farmer Bernard Jones
and all other humans from the farm before
defacing the entire area and imposing a new-
fangled “communist” regime.
On the night of the 12th of October, Mr.
Jones was awoken by the noise of two steeds
helping themselves to the bins in the farm’s
food store, claiming they had “not been fed”
earlier in the evening, later confirmed to be
“preposterous nonsense” by one of the farm’s
workers. According to Jones, despite his
workers’ efforts with whips and guns, the
humans were expelled from the farm. Jones
says he is “confident” that the so called
‘regime’ will not last long. Speaking to
Farmers Today, he said: “I know these
animals. They are stupid. They could not
possibly run a farm even if their
Napoleon the pig led the troops into battle.
RAMPANT RANCH: The Manor Farm was plunged into chaos yesterday as the animals
revolted.
worthless little lives depended on it. And
as for the pigs, they do not stand a
chance. They cannot even raise their own
young, that’s how ignorant they are.”
The animals have established a new,
all – inclusive, all – equal regime known
to them as “animalism”. In an interview
with our Unrest Reporter, Carol-Anne
Newman, Squealer, one of the leading
pigs on the farm and the animal in charge
of propaganda, assured us that the newly-
named Animal Farm was in a “great
state” and that the animals were “very
much looking forward to the future of life
on the Farm”.
In an update this morning, Mr. Gordon
Pilkington, of the neighbouring Foxwood
Farm, said he has been “quietly
observing” activity on the newly
established farm. He reports that the
animals now have an abundance of
“ideology” including seven
Commandments banning anything to do
with humans, propaganda including
“obey our glorious Leader Napoleon”, and
the singing of a “boisterous ballad”
known only as ‘Beasts of England’ –
described by Pilkington as “a bit like La
Cucuracha but more statesman-like”.
This is unfortunately the extent of our
knowledge at the present time but we
hope to be reporting soon on any further
development in this most unlikely story.
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