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Common
treatments
that may be
doing you
more harm
than good
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FEATURES comedian Ricky Gervais may also be
the messiah, writes Stan Stewart.
45 | Psychology Positive thinking
and self-affirmations are good strategies
COVER STORY at times, but striving for happiness is
16 | What’s up, doc? a doomed enterprise. by Marc Wilson
Modern medicine is out of control, argue
the authors of a new book. It’s time, they
LIFE 46 | Science DNA techniques have
say, for patients to start asking some 36 | Health Exposing children to allergenic made the story of humanity more
tougher questions. by Nicky Pellegrino food at a very early age may help them avoid complex and interesting. by Bob Brockie
developing dietary intolerances that can
24 | An inexact science be a lifetime scourge. by Nicky Pellegrino
Science in NZ is about to undergo its biggest 38 | Nutrition Sharing those BOOKS
shake-up in 30 years. But will reform ease supersized cafe meals or taking 48 | Swimming upstream Acclaimed
the tension between public demands and surplus food home will help avoid food author Lloyd Jones explores ideas
commercial returns? by Paul Gorman waste – but make sure you store any of alienation, othering and familial
leftovers safely. by Jennifer Bowden shame in his latest novel. by Sue Orr
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esterday, I heard the dentist’s voice above government. Many people are buying tonnes of stuff, so shops
my head. He was working on my teeth have limits, like only 10kg of sugar for one person. I’ve bought
in a small town in New Zealand while two bags of dog food and 5kg of sugar! What more can I do?
talking to his assistant about Ukraine “We are all in uncertainty. I am coming closer to understand-
and Russia, based on what he had learnt ing all sides of this situation: a tyrant on the throne, dissenting
from the internet the previous night. friends, Western countries that accuse us, and Russians who are
For 12 years, while I was living in in agreement with the invasion.
Russia, I heard local friends' voices
recounting their daily pleasures and grumbles. Sometimes they
talked above my head about things I was too ignorant or naive to
understand.
Today, I hear their voices from half a world away. “How are
you?” I ask them. “How
‘E verybody who can find a way to go abroad is leav-
ing. A high fence is growing rapidly around Russia.
There is a new law: censorship of information about
military news. Posts on social sites that criticise the invasion
will be classified as fake –
do you see the Russian from the Kremlin’s point of
invasion of Ukraine?” view – and punished with
They reply with anxiety, imprisonment of up to 15
fear and impotence, and a
stoic shouldering of fate.
Here’s one of the voices. “I feel helpless
Dark-eyed, lovely Sofia.
She borrowed my long blue
responsibility.
evening dress to dance a This is my
polka at one of my parties. country,
The men couldn’t keep
their eyes off her. Daughter
my people,
of an eccentric father and my tyrant
an astute mother, who
navigated the shark-infested
‘president’.”
waters of city commerce, Dissenting voice:
Sofia worked for some Marina Ovsyannikova, years. Calls for peace are
an editor at Russian
years in the government state broadcaster also classified as a crime.
in St Petersburg. She Channel One, holds “Russian media is talking
witnessed the stubborn up an anti-war sign. about Ukrainian Nazis
inertia of bureaucrats and came up with the term
seated behind piles ‘denazification’ for the
of documents in stagnant silence. invasion. Mostly, though, they’re talking about ‘cowards’ and
“I’m very sad about this, and about any war. I feel powerless to surrender by Ukrainian soldiers. Nobody has contact with their
change anything. I feel like a hostage – a person in the hands of relatives in the Russian army or any information about them.
terrorists,” she told me. “For the past 10 years, things have been “I have a friend whose son is 18, finishing school this year,
rolling towards dictatorship. Now it has come out clearly. I feel and she’s in a terrible panic. He can be conscripted to the army,
helpless responsibility. This is my country, my people, my tyrant despite the declaration that there are no conscripts in Ukraine,
“president”. I share the horror of being part of a country that only the professional army. Nobody believes government decla-
started an unfair blitzkrieg. rations now.
“People are shocked. We go to electronics supermarkets to buy “I feel anxiety about the future and deep pessimism. I stayed
fridges, TVs and computers, because the prices are in US dollars comfortable for many years and turned my face away from a
and will increase fast. I’ve been planning since November to buy a dreadful process in my country of marching towards totalitarian-
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new laptop, but I meant to save up more money. Yesterday, I took ism. Now it is here.
my wallet and spent all my savings on the laptop. “I’m glad I can work through my emotions by praying to merci-
“Food is divided into ‘socially important’ and ‘other’ by the ful God. I cry out my sadness.” l
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Children need
a champion
I’d like to applaud former DEMENTIA not been found to this day. our society to serve the needs
Children’s Commissioner Dr Your review (“State of Mind”, Robert Upward of colonisers and settlers.
Russell Wills on his article “Did March 12) of the current (Māori Hill, Dunedin) Raymond Nairn
we offend the wrong people?” management and prevention of LETTER OF THE WEEK (Mt Roskill, Auckland)
(March 12), which clearly out- Alzheimer’s disease misses out
lined issues with the Oversight one aspect, not unreasonably ENTRENCHED BIAS MULTITASKING JOURNOS
of Oranga Tamariki System so, since it’s effectively It’s not surprising that people Andrew Anthony’s excellent
and Children and Young unavailable for this disease: who colonised others, taking “Battle of the BBC” (March
People’s Commission Bill. Like euthanasia, aka physician- their land and resources, would 19) states, “Nearly all the
Dr Wills and most others in assisted suicide. now show unconscious bias corporation’s journalists now
the children’s sector, we are But it should be. Former MP against those they oppressed work across TV, radio and
incredibly concerned about Maryan Street, who promoted (“Facing up to bias”, March 19). digital.” This is not new.
the proposed legislation – both an earlier, but unsuccessful, Central to the problem is our When I worked as a producer
the consultation process and iteration of a euthanasia bill, language and ways of thinking. for the BBC in the 1970s, for
its implications for our most said she had in mind “that When Europeans began to every story they covered,
vulnerable children. prominent fear of Alzheimer’s claim dominion over other journalists and overseas
Given that a key objective is – people’s fear of ending their people’s lands, they were begin- correspondents were required
to “‘strengthen advocacy for days with a lack of dignity, and ning to think of themselves as to file a “piece to cam” (a voice
children’s and young people’s not even knowing”. advanced, civilised Christians. report in front of the TV
issues”, it is perplexing that It would need the acceptance Language and ways of talking cameras), a voice report for
children and young people of an advance directive to make reinforced those beliefs and radio, a written story for the
have not been consulted to the End of Life Choices Act enabled individuals to live com- hourly bulletins, and be ready to
determine how best the system applicable to the dementias. fortably with colonisation. front for an interview on any of
could be designed to promote As the law is written, with Studies of New Zealand the current affairs programmes.
their rights and interests. requirements for informed speakers and writers show This was also the case here
The overhaul is also ill-timed, consent no more than six that oppressive, colonising until the 1970s, when the NZBC
given that the Royal Commis- months ahead of anticipated talk is commonly used here by was split into three organisa-
sion of Inquiry into Abuse death, typical Alzheimer’s politicians, judges, teachers, tions with two separate news
in Care has not completed its realistically cannot make the cut. bureaucrats and journalists. The services. This was wasteful
investigation. Addressing risk factors – bias in New Zealand race talk is duplication; a single news
We believe what’s proposed blood pressure, smoking, diet, conveyed as “common sense”. entity should have been created
is overly complex for children etc – is pretty much tinkering Those processes need to be to serve both radio and TV.
to navigate and there is a real at the edges. disrupted by effective training Instead, we have the likes of
risk that complaints made Angela Caughey is right to about unconscious bias and Te two political editors and two
by very vulnerable families, point to the pre-eminent role of Tiriti, changes in policies and armies of journalists all racing
tamariki and rangatahi may “luck with genes”. practices and constitutional for the same story in the name
fall through the cracks. Until an effective preventive changes. of public broadcasting. Not
The proposed governing treatment comes along, eutha- Bob Marley was spot on to mention the duplication of
board is unlikely to achieve nasia ought to be an option. when he said we need to know management structures.
the same impact in terms of RJM Gardner our history. We will not be Instead of simply setting up
public advocacy without the (Dunedin) able to tackle bias until we a model of TV, National Radio
mana and status of a Children’s acknowledge it was built into and Concert in the new “Public
Commissioner. Having a As a person of some age (82),
single, independent voice to I was delighted to see the
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provide children with a clear important topic of dementia
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(Executive director, Child Poverty Unfortunately, I forgot address is required on all to edit or decline letters
Action Group) letters, including emails. without explanation.
where I put it down, and it has
Close, Prime
Minister, you
got the rain
part right.
Caption
WINNING CAPTION Taika Waititi and Jared Leto at the 27th Annual Critics competition
Choice Awards in Los Angeles. THIS WEEK’S PICTURE
Conal Atkins, Nelson
FINALISTS
Adrian Schrinner (thinking): “How Morrison: “So, what you are trying to Morrison: “So, if we burn more coal,
embarrassing. I didn’t realise this tell me is that it was a lot of rain that we get more water. And that’s a good
was a black-mask event.” – Niels Jonker, caused the Brisbane River to flood?” thing, right?” – Joe Lee, Palmerston North
Wellington – Malcolm Belton, Thames
Morrison: “So that’s where Brisbane
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Scott Morrison: “Just throw a six to Morrison: “I always try to look at is – I always wondered.” – Paul Drury,
start.” – David Scott, Gisborne problems through a progressive lens.” Nelson
– Marie Curran, Dunedin
Media Entity”, a fourth com- BUFFER STATES always yearned to restore that money spent on dietary
ponent should be established It’s unlikely that peace is the vanished glory days of supplements would be better
– one, first-class, integrated imminent in Ukraine as Russia the Soviet Union’s European spent on improving the
news service to contribute to re-establishes its dominance Empire. Putin was responsible quality of the user’s diet.
all three. there. It seems this will require 20 years ago for the second In my experience, those
Sue Barnett a serious backdown by the phase of the violent crushing of taking supplements are often
Former BBC & RNZ News producer West – perhaps the ending of Chechnya so it would remain a very well informed on dietary
(Mt Victoria, Wellington) Nato influence in countries puppet state of Russia. Ukraine matters and tend to seek out
bordering Russia, with a is set to be no different. high-quality foodstuffs.
REMARKABLE SINOPHILE guarantee of their political Being in the EU is certainly Very few nutritional
I read Bob Brockie’s article neutrality as buffer states. no guarantee of security and deficiencies are tested
on Joseph Needham (Science, I was in Estonia in 2014 that would be probably seen as for routinely by GPs or
March 12) with a great deal when there was much a threat by Putin, too. While specialists, apart from
of interest. Joseph was my discussion on whether they the paranoid Pocket Stalin iron and calcium. The
mother’s first cousin. should join the EU/Nato. lives, no democratic state time devoted to such work
I grew up in England during Locals, mostly students bordering Russia that is not in medical training is
the 1940s and 50s, but despite the working in tourism during in Nato can feel even a modest minuscule compared with
close relationship, Joseph’s name their vacations, told us of their sense of safety. many other countries.
was never mentioned in our fears that becoming a Nato David Townsend Until this area is given
household. Was it his Marxist member could jeopardise their (Miramar, Wellington) formal recognition, there
views or his extramarital rela- relatively short independence. will continue to be a lack of
tionship which were frowned on It seems their insight was DIETARY SUPPLEMENTS medical diagnosis of need.
by my conservative parents? more than a little prescient. Jennifer Bowden (“Pill Carolyn Sutherland
How sad that I never got to Murray Eggers Overkill”, March 12) contends (Dinsdale, Hamilton)
meet him. I visited the Need- (Paraparaumu)
ham Institute in Cambridge Caption Competition {listenercaption@aremedia.co.nz}
three years ago and became Rosetta Allan (Upfront, March TO ENTER Send your captions for the photo above to listenercaption@aremedia.
even more amazed at what this 19) quotes Helen Clark as saying co.nz, with “Caption Competition No 453” in the subject line.
remarkable man achieved. Ukraine is the meat in the Alternatively, entries can be posted to “Caption Competition
He was also a leading light in sandwich. And it seems Clark No 453”, NZ Listener, PO Box 52122, Kingsland, Auckland 1352.
Entries must be received by noon, Tuesday, March 29.
Morris dancing. believes Putin has changed for
THE PRIZE An exploration of the amazing world of surface
Mike Jarman the worse.
science from Laurie Winkless, author of Science and the City.
(One Tree Hill, Auckland) But that is naive. He has
Quick
Quips& 10 Questions by GABE ATKINSON
Quotes
“If gas prices keep going
1. What is the name of Quint’s
shark-hunting boat in the
movie Jaws?
5. Former UK prime minister
Robert Peel is often regarded
as the founder of modern
8. Which popular South African
dish consists of curried minced
meat with an egg-based
up, the next Fast & Furious ❑ Barracuda British … what? topping?
movie is gonna take place ❑ Ghost ❑ Football competitions ❑ Biltong
on public transportation.” ❑ Copperfin ❑ Policing ❑ Boerewors
– Trevor Noah ❑ Orca ❑ Schooling ❑ Bobotie
❑ Town planning ❑ Bunny chow
“Jane … you are a 2. Which of these best
visionary whose trail describes the kind of 6. Which actor received dual 9. In which decade was New
blazed through the last ecological zone called taiga? nominations at the 1994 Zealand’s legal minimum age
30 years of cinema with ❑ Boreal forest Oscars for her performances in for buying alcohol lowered
stories about the silenced, ❑ Freshwater swamp The Remains of the Day and In from 20 to 18?
the under-represented ❑ Arctic tundra the Name of the Father? ❑ 1960s
and the misunderstood.” ❑ Tropical rainforest ❑ Maggie Smith ❑ 1970s
– Producer Tanya ❑ Emma Thompson ❑ 1980s
Seghatchian on Jane 3. What is the main role of male ❑ Vanessa Redgrave ❑ 1990s
Campion at the 2022 Baftas honey bees, called drones? ❑ Judi Dench
❑ Mate with queen 10. Where would you find the
“I deserve a treat when ❑ Gather nectar and pollen 7. Which musical includes the Manfeild motor-sports circuit
I have a bad week, but show tune Getting to Know – a frequent host of the New
I also deserve a treat
4. True or false? Pounamu (or You? Zealand Grand Prix?
when I have a good
week. I simply always
greenstone) is sourced only ❑ The King and I ❑ Pukekohe
deserve treats.” – Seen on from the South Island. ❑ Jesus Christ Superstar ❑ Taupō
Twitter ❑ True ❑ West Side Story ❑ Feilding Answers on
page 58.
❑ False ❑ The Phantom of the Opera ❑ Cromwell
“By working faithfully
eight hours a day you may
eventually get to be boss ended, Sinclair wrote: “Arabs having one of the most gener-
and work 12 hours a day.”
– Robert Frost
11th Question remember it as the massacre of
Surafend.” Use of the generic
ous schemes in the world) are
paid by the gas supplier.
11 How do you wash the “Arab” erased the Palestinian The company has minimised
“Never in the field of exterior of a plaster
identity of Diab and his people. tax in the time-honoured way
home?
human conflict was so A century later, the of multinational companies by
much owed by so many to ❑ Water blast it significance of that Palestinian shifting its profits to offshore
so few.” – Winston Churchill ❑ Sweep the sides with identity has endured, fortified tax havens.
a broom by subsequent events and It consumes 45% of our total
“Guy on Jeopardy! was just
introduced as a ‘stay at ❑ Salt water and a the purposeful attempts to gas production, for which it
home uncle’.” – Twitter sponge expunge it. pays about a third the normal
❑ Warm water and a Janfrie Wakim wholesale price.
“Most of the Ukrainian soft brush (Epsom, Auckland) As a “trade exposed” com-
refugees are women and pany, it receives free carbon
children who are so brave. THINK BIG certificates covering 90% of
And I mean actually brave Sir Colin Maiden is correct its emissions, a substantial
Answer on page 58.
not #brave, like when a (Letters, March 12) that the amount since it is one of New
hot mom posts a picture government paid Fletcher Zealand’s top three emitters.
of herself in a bikini.”
– Samantha Bee
IDENTITY ERASED Challenge to take the Synfuel MBIE has over-allocated emis-
I enjoyed reading the plant off its hands and that sion units to Methanex, which
“Knowledge is an personal highlights recalled Fletchers then on-sold it to it is free to sell, amounting to a
unending adventure at by Ian Sinclair on his work Methanex for a significant direct subsidy.
the edge of uncertainty.” with Sunday, the excellent profit, but fails to note the Indirectly, we all subsidise
– Jacob Bronowski investigative programme government retained the Methanex via our gas and
(“Sunday Drive”, March 12). I debt, some $7 billion in today’s electricity bills. Gas is a scarce
“If you’re lucky, and not hope the programme continues terms. strategic resource that has
a lot of actors are these and thrives. However, He incorrectly states that been largely dominated by a
days, you get the chance interviewing Mohamed Diab, a Methanex has paid taxes and single company for little ben-
to create a character.”
survivor of an atrocity carried royalties for the entire time of efit to New Zealanders.
– William Hurt
out by Kiwi soldiers on his its operation. In fact, what little Alan Thatcher
village after World War I had royalties are due (New Zealand (Taranaki Energy Watch)
Maintain
maturity. However, humans were eating with the fruits. Peanuts are technically
nuts long before scientists came up legumes (edible seeds that grow in
to gain
with that definition; in fact, we probably pods that split open), which brings
started consuming them before we were us back to nuts, which aren’t actually
even human. Today, most of us would “nuts”. It’s all quite a mixed bag.
simply define a nut as a small tasty snack
that is delicious when salted or roasted. NUTTY EXTRAS
Of the things usually called “nuts”, A strawberry’s “seeds” are actually
Home maintenance is essential
hazelnuts and chestnuts fit the above individual fruits themselves, for preserving the value of your
definition, so technically speaking they containing even smaller seeds within. home. Make sure you’ve got these
are true nuts. However, cashews, almonds Brazil nuts are one of the few essentials on your weekend “to do”
and pistachios are actually drupes – a food allergens that are sexually list.
fleshy fruit containing a single seed. transmissible.
There is a similar muddle over the On the outside
definition of a fruit. Technically, a fruit Learn how to look after the cladding
Extracted from
is the part of a plant that is fleshy and Funny You Should
particular to your home. For example,
contains a seed, so despite usually being Ask … Again, plaster homes need to be washed
thought of as vegetables, pumpkins, by the QI Elves with warm water and a soft brush
cucumbers, tomatoes, avocados and (Faber, $27.99), while timber weatherboards need to
okra are all actually fruits. However, which is out now. be painted every seven years or so.
Washing your home a couple of times
a year is a good idea. You should pay
Allan Martin (March 5) bemoans the fact
particular attention to your window
that no voices have been raised about The Royal Society Te Apārangi
sills – aluminium windows can shrink
the shutting down of the Marsden Point has decided not to proceed with
refinery. an investigation into complaints it
and let water in. Keep hinges exposed to
He’s clearly missed the petition I received about a letter sent to the the elements lubricated to help prevent
started that was presented to Parliament Listener last July. The letter, from corrosion, and always keep vegetation
with 18,300 signatures in December. It seven University of Auckland off your home, as that’s where moisture
languished in the hands of Parliament’s professors, raised concerns about sits and how it gets into your home.
Petitions Committee until last week. proposed changes to the Māori Always keep your gutters clean and clear.
One would have thought the inter- school curriculum involving
national fuel crisis resulting from the science. Three of the professors New homes need work, too
Russia-Ukraine war would have gener- (including Michael Corballis, who A good house builder or developer will
ated some urgency to put the closure on has since died) were Fellows of leave you with information about how
hold. Sadly, it appears not. the Royal Society. In a statement, to maintain the home, so make sure
Chris Leach the society said it had decided not you get this before you pick up the keys.
(Leader, Social Credit Party) to proceed as the matter was “not Preventive maintenance is always better
amenable to resolution” partly and cheaper in the long run.
because it would have demanded
Letter of the week prize “the open-ended evaluation of If you’ve recently purchased
contentious expert opinion or Usually, you will have a building report.
In her third book on
dementia, 92-year-old of contested scientific evidence Use it to prioritise any maintenance
Angela Caughey draws amongst researchers and scholars”.
on the latest research to work or repairs that need doing.
However, in the panel’s view, “the
show what can be done trademe.co.nz/property
to foster a healthy brain, matters raised are of substance
ward off many common and merit further constructive
chronic diseases, and
prevent, or at least slow discussion and respectful dialogue”.
down, the brain’s decline.
JONATHAN
KRONSTADT
The inside story
‘T
he calls are our body politic that the lunatic his plan – tax breaks for rich was once a disturbing but
coming fringe has seeped into every people, knee-capping of all recognisable political battlefield
from inside crevice of our legislative bodies. environmental regulation, now looks like a Jackson Pollock
the house.” Recently, Senator Rick Scott of – bigger tax breaks for even reject. It’s hard to win the
This pre- where else – Florida, introduced richer people – is wildly ideas argument when such
cellphone urban legend and an 11-point plan to “rescue unpopular, and as such should things as truth, facts, maths
horror-movie trope used to America”. It features many of be kept quiet. and science are unwelcome
haunt my head and oscillate my the greatest and most irrelevant
guts when I babysat as a teen. In hits of the irresponsible right,
case it's not familiar, the story from forcing kids to salute the What was once a disturbing but
goes like this: phone rings, flag every morning – they hate recognisable political battlefield now
babysitter answers, creepiest
voice ever says, “Check the
life-saving vaccine mandates,
but they’re fine with mandating
looks like a Jackson Pollock reject.
kids.” Calls keep coming, so abject, unquestioning loyalty
freaked-out babysitter calls the to fabric swatches – to How crazy have things got guests. And while Trump,
police, who trace the call and declaring that there are only when the leader of a major Scott and the other churlish
send the sitter off the deep end two acceptable genders. political party in a democracy champions of autocracy grab
with the news that the existen- The details of Scott’s says vote for us and we’ll tell national headlines, their
tial threat is in the building. plan were less notable than you what we’ll do, but not minions are systematically
It has long been argued that its existence. The party’s until after we win? That’s like dismantling democracy
if US democracy is ever felled, leader in the Senate, famed your doctor saying take two at state and local levels.
the axe will be American- Machiavelli-impersonator of these twice a day and I’ll
made and swung. That’s
pretty much where we are at
present, with core elements
of what we used to call the
lunatic fringe now running
Mitch McConnell, was livid
that anyone would release a
Republican agenda before the
party regains its House and
Senate majorities.
tell you what’s in them in six
months if you’re still around.
What Trump did in all of
his malevolent, unwitting
wizardry was to so disfigure
T hroughout this six-
year nightmare, I have
held to my lifelong
belief in the marketplace of
ideas: that a true democracy
the Republican asylum. This McConnell knows most of political norms that what not only tolerates but also
includes the ravings of many welcomes all ideas, even the
outside government, including most odious, confident that
former Trump adviser Steve the best ideas will win out. It’s
Bannon, whose podcast has why you let neo-Nazis march
millions of listeners. Bannon in Jewish neighbourhoods in
supports Vladimir Putin Chicago, and why you let white
because “he’s anti-woke”, and supremacists march near the
suggested to Fox News' Tucker US Capitol.
Carlson that Dr Anthony Okay, so that last one didn’t
Fauci should be beheaded. turn out so well, and I’m no
It’s hard to pick one from longer so sure what I believe
Carlson’s oeuvre – they’re all in. The laws of political gravity
so compellingly nuts – but no longer seem to work, and
I’m particularly fond of his that’s every bit as unsettling as
pride in the US standing alone it sounds. The incessant ring-
against “the global tyranny ing from the right is drowning
of the metric system”. Before out all rational voices. And
you dismiss him, understand every last decibel is coming
that he has the highest-rated from inside the house. l
prime-time cable news
"I know this is a significant
PARRY JONES
CHARLOTTE
GRIMSHAW
Welcome to Retrograd
J
ust after Russian mayoral candidate who wants unless the patient had trouble discussed options, where to
President Vladimir to dump the regional fuel breathing, an ambulance would take her in a hospital system
Putin’s speech tax that helps fund public take hours. A crisis team could understaffed, crowded and
acknowledging transport projects. Try telling attend, but only if there was a struggling under the strain.
International some people there’s a new threat to self or others. There
A
Women’s Day, his army reality. Some people will go was no help; there was nothing. few days after
bombed a maternity and on doing their retrograde We buckled down and did these small dramas,
children’s hospital in Mari- thing, until all they’re left with the only thing we could: we National leader Chris-
upol. Ukrainian women and is scorched earth. It makes talked and talked for hours. topher Luxon announced a
children stumbled out of the you wonder if it’s pointless
rubble while the Russian to dream of adaptation, and a
army went on shamelessly different kind of world. Some people will go on doing their
insisting it wasn’t targeting Recently I had two encoun- retrograde thing, until all they’re
civilian infrastructure.
As the world reacts to the
ters that made me think of
Retrograd. An old friend had
left with is scorched earth.
disgusting slaughter of Putin’s a serious mental health and
war, there’s a refrain you keep addiction crisis. When we went Not long after that, a woman brand new plan: tax cuts. He
hearing: amazement that this across town to visit, we found a tripped over outside my insisted these wouldn’t reduce
could be happening now, to situation so dire I felt sure help gate, hit her head and got a public services (they wouldn’t
a European country in the could be summoned. (Those serious gash to her leg. She target civilian infrastructure).
21st century. This was almost who have experience with such and I waited 50 minutes until It made me reflect on
the first thing that struck me, crises will laugh at my naivety.) the ambulance came. The a familiar phenomenon.
too. It is so utterly retrograde, On the phone to a community paramedics couldn’t have People whose outlay involves
not only in its savagery, but addiction service, I explored been kinder. One had come enormous houses, multiple
in its complete detachment the options. Could someone up from Taranaki to help properties, private schools
from the modern world. come to the house? No. And with the Omicron surge. They and expensive cars will
We are told Putin demand tax and rates cuts,
doesn’t regard Ukraine as while furiously complain-
a real country. He wants ing about public services.
to recreate the Russian They’re scandalised by the
Empire, and is ready to state of our hospitals, by
bomb anyone who gets in homelessness, by the lack
the way. He doesn’t have a of mental health services.
problem with threatening Mention you’ve waited
world security, potentially hours for an ambulance,
causing nuclear fallout, or that mental health
using banned weapons and services are stretched to
committing war crimes. the limit, and they’ll be
Even if any Russians were indignant. They will blame
willing to indulge him in the government. Then they
this violent killing spree, will briskly use the tax cut
how could they think to transport the family to
there’s time for it now? It’s a holiday in Europe. This
insanely anachronistic. It’s is Retrograd, where you
the madness of Retrograd. take it all for yourself, live
You can’t get the power- your best gated life, enjoy
crazed old leader of a the paradise of your own
ANDY TRISTRAM
BILL
RALSTON
Year of crisis
A
nd we thought is that it has distracted us at the greedy supermarket cost-of-living crisis comes
2021 was bad, from the Omicron crisis and duopoly. On the relatively as a result of the other two.
locked down the Ukraine crisis. We can do rare occasion that we do go Any government here would
in our homes, little or nothing individually to one of them, we tend to have relatively little control
waiting for the to deter Putin from trying buy only products that have over rapidly rising prices
plague to strike. We thought it to crush a nation, and many a “sale” sticker on the shelf. and costs as a result, but
was Hell but, apparently, Hades of us watch, mouths agape, I try to lessen the impact of that will not stop Labour
was reserved for 2022. at the monumental Covid the rocketing price of petrol absorbing the negative effects
With crushing petrol prices, infection figures released
wider inflation is at a 30-year daily, glumly facing the
high and the average weekly likelihood at least half of us It is slightly unfair to blame Jacinda
grocery bill has risen by will get it sooner or later. Ardern for the pandemic and the
$50. Someone somewhere is I suggest we apply the
reported as paying $15 for a same technique we use for
Russian tanks rolling towards Kyiv.
cauliflower. the Ukraine and Omicron
It is a “cost-of-living crisis”, problems and simply accept by trying the old-fashioned in the political opinion polls.
according to the opposition that prices will rise rapidly technique of walking. It can We have to have someone
parties, but the government and try to make the best of it. take ages to get anywhere, but to blame, although I can
at first resolutely refused to At my place we have begun my fitness levels have become sympathise with Jacinda
use the word, thus provoking to economise. It is no hardship much higher than they were Ardern. It is slightly unfair to
still more media coverage as to to refuse to buy cauliflower before I started pounding blame her for the pandemic
whether it is a crisis. However, – I detest them – but we have the pavements. and the Russian tanks rolling
the consensus now seems to found a small local store that towards Kyiv.
T
be that it is a crisis, and Labour sells vegetables it grows itself. he three crises are, While the Labour/Greens
has announced some relief Its cauli is a saner price of $4.99. of course, closely combos and National/Act are
at the petrol pump, reducing We try to avoid shopping linked and the locked in step in the polls, the
fuel excise duty and minor parties must
road-user charges be taking heart that,
by 25 cents per litre maybe, they have a
for three months, chance to sneak into
meaning a potential government in 2023.
saving of between The Māori Party
$11 and $17 per tank might be able to get
of fuel. its two members
National’s back into the House
Christopher Luxon and put Labour back
has proposed tax into power. New
cuts to help hard- Zealand First will
pressed families, be hoping Winston
leading to Labour Peters can resurrect
claiming he wants its chances (again),
to line the pockets of but all of this is
the rich by knocking more than a year
off the top tax away and we have a
bracket of 39 cents painfully long way
in the dollar. Little to go.
wonder the political We just have to
opinion polls have acknowledge 2022
ALEX SCOTT
STEPHEN
DAVIS
The first casualty of war
I I
n the disinformation Ukrainian women and chil- Ukrainians – on the day I t is worth remembering
war over Ukraine, dren. A later announcement wrote this column, the United that outright lies playing
the usual suspects are explained how he was making Nations said the refugees now on anti-immigrant senti-
leading the way. it easier for these refugees – numbered 2.5 million, and ment were at the heart of the
Vladimir Putin’s they no longer had to fill in a Johnson’s government had Brexit vote when Britain left
Russia, of course, is number Covid-era passenger locator granted entry permission to Europe, including the sugges-
one. It is closely followed by form to get into the UK, which about 4000. tion that millions of Muslims
China. required you to state your UK Even more sinister disin- would head for the UK when
Beijing is twisting itself in place of residence. formation came in the form Turkey became a member of
knots defending the invasion the European Union.
(and no doubt refining its mes- The British media is divided
saging for the future invasion between those who have outed
of Taiwan) while confirming the government for its lies and
its long-standing policy of those who have spread them.
respect for international order Sadly, there is no such divi-
and territorial integrity. sion in Moscow – Putin has
But now we have an entry destroyed what was left of the
from the West: Britain’s Con- independent Russian media,
servative government and its so Foreign Minister Sergeĭ
official statements on the treat- Lavrov was able to tell state
ment of Ukrainian refugees. TV, without winking: “Russia
While Europe has opened has no plans to attack other
its arms to the hundreds of countries. We have not even
thousands of Ukrainians flee- attacked Ukraine.”
ing Russia’s brutal bombing In an extraordinary tel-
campaign, the UK has been evised gathering, Putin – or
less enthusiastic. However, Difficult road: his body double, one can’t be
government ministers have refugees crossing sure these days – met steward-
pretended to be supportive, the Slovak-Ukrainian esses from Aeroflot, Russia’s
border.
making a series of extraordi- state airline, and referred to
nary statements that would the Ukrainian government as
have made the old editors of Nazis 10 times. The steward-
Pravda proud. At one stage, as Ukraine’s esses all carried bouquets of
UK Home Secretary Priti refugee total passed 1.5 million, flowers for their leader.
Patel told Parliament a visa-
application centre had been
the UK had granted 50 visas. Russian TV, by the way, fre-
quently echoes such nonsense
set up for Ukrainian refugees by running old footage of
reaching Calais. It hadn’t. Prime Minister Boris of briefings that Russian spies actual Nazis.
Exhausted and demoralised Johnson joined in the disinfor- could smuggle themselves in Johnson’s government is, of
families, mostly women and mation when he stated: “The by pretending to be refugees course, nowhere near as bad as
children, who arrived in UK is way out in front in our and that Ireland’s much more Putin’s Russia. Ultimately, he
Calais were told they had to willingness to help refugees.” generous attitude could lead to will face the voters; Putin is a
turn around and go to Paris or This is an outright lie. Europe Ukrainians getting in “through dictator for life.
Brussels. is allowing free movement for the back door”. But it is a reminder that
Tory Transport Minister people fleeing Ukraine; the UK This blatant spin plays well there are many kinds of dis-
Grant Shapps at one stage is insisting on visas. with certain anti-immigrant information; none should be
announced the Conservatives At one stage, as the refugee Tory voters and some of the tolerated. l
were following the express total passed 1.5 million, the UK right-wing tabloids, although
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wishes of Ukrainian president had granted 50 visas. Johnson polls show that most Britons Stephen Davis is a Dunedin-
Volodymyr Zelensky when boasted at the start that Britain are happy to welcome more based investigative journalist,
they denied sanctuary to would welcome 200,000 Ukrainian refugees. educator and author.
GRAHAM
REID
Positives and negatives
B
y definition, you tragic stories that put a human going to cost twice what we logarithmically, given how
can’t prepare for face to the appalling atrocities, thought in late 2021 when we interdependent an economy is.
the unexpected. and that the Russian economy were contacting family and
A
So travelling is on the precipice. But it still drafting an itinerary. s in New Zealand,
through the feels as if the politicians aren’t Some will doubtless soaring inflation
maskless Covid lands means doing quite enough. say this is punishment for looks to be having an
a certain inevitability about The repercussions of the sanc- our hubris in travelling at immediate political impact.
being infected at some tions are also being felt here, this time, but we made the Nervous Tory MPs are turning
point. My wife and I have where the average price for a decision and will live by it. on their own because of the
each been doing a Rat spiralling cost of living,
test once a week. which was emerging even
We’ve been expecting Solidarity: Brighton before Putin’s army began
wear their yellow
that at some point we and blue kit in their its march into Europe.
might have to hole up Premier League clash Britain’s Secretary of
somewhere for a while. against Liverpool. State for Business, Energy
But we’d rather do that and Industrial Strategy,
in the UK, having seen Kwasi Kwarteng, recently
family, than at home faced said he believed the public
with the same four walls. was “willing to endure
What we were not hardships” in solidarity
expecting, however, was with Ukraine.
the swift and merciless With some economists
invasion of Ukraine, predicting inflation in
which caught some politi- Britain to hit 7.25% next
cal observers by surprise. month, rising to 10% later
The Ukraine flag now in the year, British citizens’
flies everywhere here in concern about the situa-
Brighton — a gesture of tion in Ukraine may cool
solidarity with that brutalised when faced with privations of
nation — but there’s also a feel- People’s empathy for those in their own.
ing of helplessness. distress can cool when faced These are issues and pri-
The UK media covers the
conflict at length in a way our
with privations of their own. orities that many, however
sympathetic to the Ukraine
media rarely does, with expert cause, will face in coming
military and geopolitical opin- litre of petrol is even higher Because we prefer the side weeks: rising food and heating
ion juggling the nuances and than in New Zealand, at about roads through villages and costs, more migrants requiring
options. Yet aside from sending NZ$3.14. For various reasons, towns, we’ll see more, but social services, a humanitarian
aid and sympathy, many feel a diesel is even pricier, at about the meandering will come crisis moving across Europe,
kind of impotence about this $3.34 a litre, and rising steadily. at a cost. However, we didn’t the dispossessed gathering at
slow-moving invasion in which Pictures of service station come here to save money, and Calais, and pressure from the
pregnant women and children forecourts are replacing only an accountant remem- EU to provide more help.
are now considered fair game. pictures of cute animals on bers the price of things six At present, there are more
The United Kingdom social media. We couldn’t have months later. The experi- questions than answers. But
has so far issued only a few prepared for that. ences you never forget. for me personally, at least one
thousand visas for Ukrainians Our plan was always to hire That said, with the price uncertainty is now over. The
to enter the country. The EU is a car for about four weeks of diesel so high, the cost of result of my latest Covid test just
squaring off and demanding and make our leisurely way everything from herbal tea came through. I’m positive. l
the UK do more. up to the Scottish Highlands to heavy machinery is also
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sanctions, another oligarch Edinburgh. and distribution costs go up based freelance writer paying
being made uncomfortable, The trip is now probably incrementally, and probably for his own travel.
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POLITICS
JANE
CLIFTON
The coming storm
The government printed money to keep the economy afloat during
the Covid crisis. Now inflation has induced a sinking feeling.
I
t’s getting to the around a downward trend”, complaining that economies Russia’s invasion of
stage where being and if you took out a few items stay stabler when states fund Ukraine tightens the screws
Reserve Bank – he only just managed to stop emergency packages with further, pitching not only
Governor is a gig himself suggesting excluding “real” or borrowed money petrol and wheat into
thankless enough food – the “underlying” rate rather than with printed hyper-inflationary mode,
to rival coaching was much lower. money, and that QE is best but touching off a severe
the All Blacks. However, Prebble makes used short and sharp. northern hemisphere energy
Everyone else in New Zealand the fair criticism that the New Zealand was unusual crisis. Eerily, the latter is a
knows better than you how to government should have in resisting QE during the customary harbinger of out-
do your job. stopped quantitative easing 2007-09 global financial and-out recession.
Life for Adrian Orr is a The government’s
gushing fountain of furious emerging problem is that
hindsight. If only he had Economies stay stabler when a growing tally of voters
raised interest rates a year states fund emergency packages now resent having to pay
ago – or preferably before he the ferryman for getting
was born – we wouldn’t be
with “real” or borrowed money. them across Covid in such a
in this pickle. If only he had buoyant boat. They rightly
loosened, tightened or bare- (QE) – colloquially known crisis, despite some shrill feel that they weren’t
handedly strangled the money as printing money – a good Labour and Green opposition warned there’d be such a
supply, we’d be in clover. If he deal earlier. Inflation is the carolling for it. This country’s penalty for maintaining a
hadn’t forced the banks to give long Covid of QE, in which the minimal exposure to the robust Covid economy. They
money away, and/or made it after-effects can seem worse rickety American sub-prime myopically feel it’s up to the
impossible to borrow a bean, than the malady. Agreement mortgage market, and the government to make these
we could all be wealthier than is gelling among economists other baroque financial new costs go away – despite
Singapore by now, and very on this point, but there wasn’t instruments that caused that no other country having the
possibly buying Singapore as exactly a howling chorus crash, meant we avoided immediate means to fix their
our holiday home. of complaint at the time the cranking up the mint back near-identical crises, either.
In this crowded field, government was doing it. then. The Beehive response has
former Act and Labour MP Rather, there were some been the only one available
Richard Prebble takes the reflexive niggles – and mainly DOOM SPIRAL to it, short of access to a
cup for cheekiest armchair from the opposition, which This time, the government time machine: think up six
critic with his exhaustive would also have niggled if – like most others in the Band-Aid palliatives before
retrospective seminar on tthe government hadn’t developed world – decided breakfast. The first two it has
preventing inflation. He’s used QE. Covid was
u it was expedient. Now, like come up with – suspending
the former associate rampaging round
r every other developed some of the tax on petrol and
finance minister who, tthe world, everyone economy, New Zealand opening the borders several
in the 1980s, hailed was petrified their
w faces heaving inflation and months early – will ease
an 18% inflation rate economies would stricken mortgage holders, inflation by an estimated
as a triumph on the go into recession,
g with insufficient supplies of 0.5%. Given economists say
grounds that prices and the prevailing essential goods, from food $4 a litre for petrol and 8%
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were really “fluctuating mood was, to appliances to building annual inflation are not out of
“whatever it takes”. products, making the first the question, there had better
Tough gig: Adrian Orr. Now we’re two problems worse. be more palliatives.
COLD SHOULDER ingredient: sunniness. He Worse, he never succeeded in a position to embody that
It’s this can’t-win realm of relaxed a bit, and became – possibly through not other useful adage: living well
politics that consoles those the sort that the late David deigning to try – in mending is the best revenge. l
WHAT’S
UP, DOC?
Modern medicine is out of control,
argue the authors of a new book. It’s
time, they say, for patients to start asking
some tougher questions. by NICKY PELLEGRINO
D
r Rachelle Buchbinder no better than a placebo when it comes
has been heckled and to easing the pain of the foot condition
intimidated. Once, she plantar fasciitis. And the harassment that
had an email from a continues to this day was the result of her
stranger suggesting 2009 trial that found a procedure called
that she put her head in vertebroplasty – injecting a type of acrylic
a microwave and turn cement into vertebrae that have collapsed
it on. And that was relatively mild com- or fractured – is no more effective than a
pared with the more recent harassment she sham treatment.
has experienced via email, social media,
blogs and letter-writing campaigns.
“They’ve been trying to besmirch my
reputation, get me sacked or not funded.
Buchbinder and Harris
It’s been vicious and horrible, and some- claim that one of the
times I ask myself why I’m doing this,” says greatest threats to
Buchbinder, an Australian rheumatologist,
epidemiologist and researcher.
human health is the
The microwave-related message was an healthcare system.
angry response
p to a 2002 study y in which
Buchbinderder showed that ultrasound-
guided sshock wave therapy is
shock-wave only thing that has
The abuse isn’t the on
persisted. Both of th
these procedures
continue to be per
performed, despite
the science deb debunking their
usefulness.
Given the personal
pe cost and
the apparent lack of impact,
you might wowonder why Buch-
binder both
bothers. However,
rather than allowing
a herself
to be silenced,
silenced she has teamed
up with Austra
Australian orthopae-
dic surgeon and author Ian
Harris tto write a book,
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In harm’s way:
surgeon Ian Harris
and rheumatologist
Rachelle Buchbinder.
16 LISTENER 26 MARCH 2022
Knee arthroscopy is one
of the surgical treatments
that the authors argue are
often unnecessary.
Hippocrasy, that exposes the many ways surfeit of end-of-life care; and the dilemma Harris has recently been engaged in
modern medical professionals are betray- of doctors as they try to meet the expecta- a back and forth with some of his fellow
ing the ideals of the Hippocratic oath and tions of their patients. surgeons over an arthroscopic shoulder
the commonly associated pledge, “First, do procedure that involves shaving off bone
no harm”. CRITICAL THINKING to stop it impinging on the rotator cuff
“We’re both clinicians, and we’re increas- Buchbinder and Harris stress that they tendons. Two studies have shown this is
ingly aware of the harm that comes from aren’t anti-medicine and their aim isn’t to no better than placebo surgery, he says.
overdiagnosing and overtreatment,” she erode trust in doctors. What they are shoot- “I explained how the evidence says this
says. ing for is science-informed healthcare, with procedure doesn’t work. The final email
In the book, Buchbinder and Harris claim I had from them said, ‘Well, that may be
that one of the greatest threats to human the case, but we think it works.’ And that’s
health is, in fact, the healthcare system. Patient expectation really what it comes down to. They don’t
Unnecessary tests are leading to treatments also has a part to play believe the high-quality evidence because
that may not benefit a patient and may even it conflicts with their beliefs.”
hurt them. Some of those treatments were
– we want those tests
accepted into practice before being prop- and any treatments FINANCIAL INCENTIVES
erly evaluated, and the subsequent science
is being denied or overlooked.
that might fix us. Money is certainly among the reasons
some low-value healthcare is happening
We are all at risk of too much medicine – – after all, medicine is a business like any
it has been estimated that a third of clinical more critical thinking from medics and other. “The whole medical system is struc-
interventions are futile at best and medical greater health literacy among patients. tured so you get paid for doing things,” says
care remains a leading cause of death. “Many doctors agree with us,” says Buch- Harris. “What surgeons earn from consult-
Harris has written about this before, in binder. “Some with vested interests may ing just keeps things ticking over – they
his book Surgery, The Ultimate Placebo, but not be so happy, but I think most are start- get paid to operate, that’s where they make
Hippocrasy goes further, looking at medi- ing to see that this is the right way.” their money.
cine from birth to death. The wide-ranging One of the procedures they highlight is “Everyone is incentivised to treat. You
treatise covers the overmedicalisation of knee arthroscopy, a keyhole surgery that don’t walk away from a chiropractor having
ordinary human experience; the perils “cleans out” the knees of people with dam- been told that your spine is straight and you
of healthcare being run as a business; the aged cartilage or meniscal tears. Many don’t have any problems. Every time you
routine screening that carries a risk of studies have shown it to be no more effec- see a physiotherapist, there is some muscle
detecting abnormalities that may never tive than placebo or exercise therapy for that needs fixing. The whole industry wants
ALAMY
have caused a problem; the creation of new most conditions, yet it is still often recom- you to be a high-turnover doctor: the compa-
diseases and the lowering of thresholds; the mended to treat degeneration of the knee. nies that make medical products and drugs,
everybody wants turnover.” highest rates in the world. This has now patients. Their intentions are good, they
Patient expectation also has a part to play been attributed to the widespread prac- believe they are genuinely helping and can
– we want those tests to show us exactly tice of screening for thyroid cancer using fear missing a diagnosis, so order all the
what is going on and any treatments that ultrasonography, which started in the early tests just to be sure.
might fix us. “It’s difficult to explain to 2000s and resulted in the greater detection “A doctor doesn’t want to be seen as a
people how getting a test that increases of small “clinically indolent” tumours. failure,” Harris says, “They have to come
the information they have can be bad,” “Young women in South Korea had their up with an answer.”
says Harris. “How can more knowledge be thyroids removed because of cancers that He advises people to beware of the hero
harmful? But back scans are a good exam- would never have harmed them,” says surgeon, the one who does the huge opera-
ple; every back MRI shows something. Buchbinder. “They now have a scar and tion no one else can do because they’re not
You’ve got a problem like low back pain, as good or bold enough a doctor. “I’ve never
and then the scan shows an abnormality – a known a surgeon to be scared of operating;
bulging disc or narrowed nerve canals – so “A doctor doesn’t want they’re more than happy to operate. The
therefore your problem must be due to the to be seen as a failure. reason no one else in the world does that
abnormality. In fact, it’s most often not.” operation is because it doesn’t work.”
Back pain can resolve itself in time, while They have to come One of the more common procedures in
many of the treatments used to fix it are up with an answer.” medicine is cardiac stenting. This involves
unproven and potentially harmful. a metal tube being inserted into a narrowed
Also, since modern scanning machines artery to widen it, and is often performed
are becoming more sensitive, they are pick- need lifelong thyroid hormone therapy. It on people with what is called stable angina
ing up smaller and smaller abnormalities. caused untold amounts of vocal cord paral- – they have chest discomfort when pushing
“The risk is that you pick up things that ysis and ended up saving no lives.” themselves physically, which eases with rest
are irrelevant, that are going to worry the or medication.
patient, worry the doctor, lead to more BEWARE THE HERO Harris and Buchbinder argue that
tests and then a cascade of treatments,” says The more tests doctors perform on non- although this treatment may make sense
Buchbinder, “when actually the best thing symptomatic people, the more likely they on the face of it, if the person wasn’t having
might have been to do nothing.” are to find “incidentalomas” — things that a heart attack then the body must have
An example she likes to use is the thyroid are normal for the patient’s age. adapted to the narrowing by opening up
cancer “epidemic” in South Korea, where This can lead to surgeries that carry risks, other arteries to maintain blood flow.
the incidence of this disease increased and drugs that cause side effects, when pos- Stenting surgery may bring complications.
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tenfold between 1999 and 2012. It became sibly the “incidentaloma” would never have Anti-coagulant drugs will need to be taken
the most commonly diagnosed cancer resulted in any problem at all. for life to stop the stent blocking. There
for women and South Korea had the Doctors may be unwilling to say no to are clinical trials to prove that, for stable
angina, stenting offers no more benefit than last – and using lower-risk therapies are as pre-obese rather than overweight, as if
drug therapy alone and doesn’t reduce the likely to have better outcomes. In fact, it is inevitable that they will become obese
chances of dying or having a heart attack. new research from Australia, published in eventually. Rates of ADHD are climbing.
“Stenting sounds appealing, but it’s not as JAMA, the Journal of the American Medical Buchbinder and Harris question how
simple as a plumber coming out and clear- Association, has shown that strong painkill- helpful some of these diagnoses are and
ing the blockage and then it works forever,” ers after surgery for a broken bone may not whether there is anything to be gained by
says Harris. be necessary at all. Patients prescribed the medicalising “normal”.
A study from Duke University and the Fred journal PLOS One, the IOM in 2010 estimated which we know is at least 30% of healthcare,
Hutchinson Cancer Research Centre, look- the cost of unnecessary services was about that would be a huge shift for environmen-
ing at a large cohort of women, found that US$210 billion of US$750 billion in excess tal costs,” says Buchbinder.
the rate of overdiagnosis may be as low as spending each year. Given the distrust of medical research-
one in seven. Healthcare also has a high environmental ers and doctors that has become much more
Meanwhile, routine prostate cancer cost. It requires a lot of electricity to run evident and concerning in the Covid-19 era,
screening has been shown not to reduce hospitals and manufacture drugs, and cre- is this the greatest timing for a book that
death rates from the disease. Buchbinder risks eroding that trust further? “Yes,” says
and Harris say the problem is these tests Buchbinder, who points out that lockdowns
may not detect the very severe cancers that “Each time a new have created a backlog of elective surgeries,
kill people, as they tend to grow rapidly and and there will be people who delayed having
are unlikely to be caught at the moment of
drug or procedure tests they needed for things such as cancer
screening. But they will show milder forms comes along, there is who will now urgently need care. “So, we
of the disease, which are growing slowly or
possibly not at all, and abnormalities that
a tendency for them need to direct our resources, and be even
more sure we’re not doing overdiagnosis
can be precursors for cancer. to be overused.” and overtreatment.”
The pair stress that they don’t want to There is a sweet spot between believing
dissuade people from getting screened, par- that everything works, with associated over-
ticularly if they are in a high-risk group. “But ates large amounts of waste. Some of the treatment, and the idea that nothing works.
you always have to think about the potential anaesthetic gases used have high carbon Medicine today is at the overtreatment end
downside, to balance the benefits against the footprints. In New Zealand, the health- of the spectrum, Harris and Buchbinder
potential harms,” says Buchbinder. care sector is estimated to contribute up argue. A lot can be done to redress the bal-
to 8% of the country’s total greenhouse-gas ance: better training for doctors to help
HIDDEN COSTS emissions. them identify wasteful tests and proce-
Too much medicine doesn’t necessarily There is an emphasis now on improving dures, more engagement from professional
improve health; it may do the exact opposite. sustainability. For instance, Counties Manu- societies, disinvesting in low-value care by
Resources are limited and money spent on kau District Health Board has reduced its healthcare funders.
unwarranted care is money that cannot be carbon emissions significantly through Patient power also has an important role
spent on necessary treatments. measures such as better recycling and to play, although the pair recognise that it
The book cites a US Institute of Medicine reducing anaesthetic gases. And in Christch- can be difficult for people to question the
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(IOM) estimate that 30 cents of every dollar urch, the Forté Health private hospital authority of their doctors.
spent on healthcare in the US is for unneces- precinct has been certified carbon zero. “You need to have some health lit-
sary care. According to a paper in the science “If we get rid of all the unnecessary stuff, eracy and a degree of scepticism,” says
Buchbinder. “And you and Waikato emergency at pains to point out. The aim is to use the
have to ask the doctors the medicine doctor John resources that we have to best effect, for a
right questions. What are Bonning. They are behind more effective and equitable system. One
the alternative treatments, Aotearoa’s participa- of the hardest things for a doctor to do is
what are the potential tion in an international nothing. You never see newspaper reports
harms, what would movement, the Choos- about people who are angry because they
happen if I did nothing? ing Wisely Campaign. had unnecessary CT scans. Omissions tend
“You shouldn’t accept Launched here in late to be what doctors are punished for, so it
anything in blind faith. If 2016, there has been a may seem easier to order the tests than
you’re not sure, then you positive response, on suggest a patient doesn’t need them.
should ask for a second the whole, from medi- “We’re working in clinical environ-
opinion or a third. And cal professionals. The ments where people feel pressured for
take someone to the medical bodies have time and it’s easier to tick a box on a form
appointment with you. identified key areas
“In my hospital, I keep where doctors should
pushing for health advo- hold back – mostly tests
cates who can be with the that shouldn’t be ordered
The risk is that you
patient and listen, and in various circumstances. pick up things that are
then ask any questions the Almost all the country’s irrelevant that lead to a
patient doesn’t feel able to DHBs are involved in the
ask. And I think we have to programme. cascade of treatments.
teach it in schools – teach “Probably due to the
about evidence, rationale financial constraints, the
and logic and apply it to idea of being thought- and do a scan,” says Sherwood. “We may
health so that patients ful about what tests you not have the language or confidence to talk
feel less awkward about order and not overorder- to patients and explain why it’s probably
asking what the evidence ing already resonated better to wait and see.”
is for a treatment and quite strongly with a lot With the increase in virtual care, and
whether it really works.” of New Zealand health- doctors treating patients via Zoom or
Derek Sherwood, top, and care professionals,” says phone rather than in-person, inevitably
HEALTHY John Bonning. Sherwood. “And Choosing more box-ticking will be going on.
SCEPTICISM Wisely is one of a number For a time, Choosing Wisely NZ had
Both would like to see of initiatives that are all the funding to have someone dedicated
more scepticism on the part of patients, aiming to do the same thing – trying to to working with professional medical
and less acceptance that a treatment must get better shared decision-making and the bodies, educators and DHBs, getting them
be good just because a doctor has offered it. right care for patients rather than unnec- on board with the campaign. That supply
Ironically, the Covid-19 vaccine has essary tests and treatments. Advanced of money has run out now, and the focus is
care planning is another example.” on increasing the general public’s under-
New Zealand’s situation is very different standing that more is not always better.
“We don’t want to scare from that of the US, where overtesting and “I see this as a problem that we will
overtreatment have reached “grotesque” always have,” says Sherwood. “Each time
people off necessary levels, says Sherwood. But we still have a new technology, new drug or surgical
treatment, but we do plenty of areas to tighten up. One issue that procedure comes along, there is a tendency
want them to get better Choosing Wisely NZ has identified is inap-
propriate urine testing for urinary tract
for them to be overused. We don’t want to
scare people off having necessary treat-
at asking questions.” infections, which results in some women ment, but we do want to greatly improve
unnecessarily being given antibiotics to health literacy and to get the community
treat bacteria that are naturally present in better at questioning medical technology.
been a rare example of this happening. their urine and not causing them any harm. “If people are more confident about dis-
Harris admits he finds the inconsistency Another is CT scans as a routine part cussing risks and benefits, I think they’ll
frustrating. “All of a sudden, they’re scep- of a dementia diagnosis, says Bonning. “If understand that there are no certainties,
tical. There are all these trials that show someone has developed early dementia tests are not always accurate and that it’s
it works, but they want long-term trials. you would certainly be doing one – [or] reasonable to question and weigh up the
And then they’ll go to see someone who’ll if there’s an acute element, they’ve got a advice before coming to the decision that is
say, ‘I’m going to fuse your back for your haemorrhage, that sort of thing. But it right for them. It’s an ongoing maturation
back pain.’ It’s a huge operation, with no shouldn’t be routine; there ought to be a of us as a society in terms of our relation-
benefit and high risks you could die from, clear indication for it.” ship to healthcare.” l
and it’s like, ‘Yeah, give it to me.’”
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SCIENCE SHAKE-UP
I
t was a controversial deci- progress on many fronts.
sion by those holding the As it happened, the Institute of Environ-
purse strings at the start of the mental Science and Research (ESR) and the
Covid-19 pandemic. In a spe- University of Otago eventually succeeded in
cial funding round, the Health winning a $600,000 grant from the Ministry
Research Council announced of Business, Innovation and Employment
grants worth $3.8 million for 13 (MBIE) for their own genomic-sequenc-
Covid studies. Among them were two uni- ing study. But the HRC setback meant
versity-based trials that included genomic they weren’t able to get cracking on virus
sequencing of the virus. sequencing until about six months after
Genomic sequencing, as the March 2020 lockdown. It
we all now know, is vital to went on to become a crucial
understanding how a virus Agencies and tool in our Covid response.
such as Covid is spread- Another high-profile
ing. But according to those
scientists are example of the challenges
behind another study, New competing, that Kiwi scientists face is the
Zealand missed a chance to
invest in more expensive
sometimes kauri dieback debate. Last
August, a Massey University
equipment that held much aggressively. study into the origins of the
more potential to quickly The winners deadly disease provoked a
generate national-level data. Facebook backlash from a
Instead, the HRC’s biggest
take all and government-funded agency.
bet, totalling $1.36 million, the losers It publicly questioned the
was placed on a trifecta of
trials using hydroxychlo-
emigrate. study’s robustness and the
scientists’ “speculative dis-
roquine, a drug used for cussion” (see “Shooting the
malaria and some autoimmune conditions messenger”, page 28). The authors of the
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NUMBERS
work in case they upset Foundation for Research,
their commercial backers. Science and Technology,
Meanwhile, the man- it’s time for a “complete
agement and boards of system rethink”. For almost
Crown research institutes 30 years, New Zealand had a
New Zealand’s science sector (CRIs) are paranoid about goal that public investment
includes the equivalent negative media coverage in research and develop-
of about 20,000 full-time and extremely risk averse ment (R&D) should reach
researchers, according to official because they worry about 0.8% of GDP, he says. Spend-
government sources. Many are losing funding if they back ing has failed to move much
employed by eight universities the wrong horse. above 0.5% (see sidebar).
and three wānanga, seven CRIs, How could a sector that CRIs have responded as
an innovation agency (Callaghan provides such hope for New best they can, says Thomp-
Innovation), and 23 independent Zealand’s future be in such son, and initiatives such as
research organisations, including a parlous state? the national science chal-
the high-profile Cawthron Institute As it is doing in health, lenges have been bolted
in Nelson. housing, broadcasting on. “But new client groups
The seven CRIs are AgResearch, and many other sectors, are emerging and New
ESR (Environmental Science and the government is seizing Zealand needs to support
Research), GNS Science, Manaaki the opportunity to use its them as well. Therein lies
Whenua – Landcare Research, majority to push through a problem – CRIs have no
Niwa, Plant and Food Research major reforms. As in remit to ‘pivot’ to new areas.
and Scion. There are also 10 those other sectors, there If institutes were allowed to
Centres of Research Excellence is highly likely to be some continue forever, we might
in areas ranging from nanotech- rationalisation. But the pro- still have an Institute for
cess has only just started. Axe-Grinding.”
nology to earthquakes, and 11
Pioneering genomics
national science challenges, which
are intended to ensure a cross-
1990S MODEL researcher and former
It began last October, New Zealand Association
disciplinary approach to solving
when the Minister for of Scientists councillor
specific issues.
Research, Science and Rob Elshire says reforms
Innovation, Megan Woods, are crucial to fix both cur-
SPENDING
kicked off the sector’s big- rent problems and ones
New Zealand has been way behind
gest shake-up in three never dealt with by the 1992
many of our peers when it comes to
decades. Launching the reforms.
spending on research and develop-
long-awaited green paper, Concerns about compla-
ment for many years. Public and
Te Ara Paerangi – Future cency and a “she’ll be right”
private sector expenditure on
Pathways, Woods said the attitude date back to the
R&D rose from 1.1% of GDP in
CRIs created in 1992 were mid-80s, Elshire says. “It is
2001 to just 1.4% in 2019. The aver-
now showing their age. not only still true, but the
age across the OECD in 2019 was
“Like so many other prod- necessary changes are more
2.47% of GDP, but some countries
ucts of the 1990s – grunge profound, and the need for
spend well above this.
for instance – some aspects them is immediate.”
Overall, New Zealand spent
of it don’t work as well today
about $4.5 billion on R&D in
as they possibly could,” she BLINKERS ON
2020, which was well up on previ-
quipped. Although there is wide
ous years. However, most of this
Submissions on the green agreement over the prob-
heavy lifting is being done by busi-
paper closed on March 16, lems, there is likely to
nesses. Back in 2012, the private and it’s probably fair to be less unanimity over
sector and the public sector each say that many in the sector the solutions. Thompson
spent about $1.2 billion on R&D. will have agreed with her takes issue with the lead-
By 2020, the private sector had assessment that science ing nature of the “how to”
boosted its spending to $2.7 in New Zealand is these questions posed in Te Ara
billion, while the public sector days characterised by a Paerangi. It’s an attempt, he
had increased its spending to “significant amount of
only $1.8 billion. As a proportion fragmentation and unpro- From top: Steve
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ness manager. Changes are likely to take many years to reject funding for genomic sequencing
“The fact I asked for there to be a review implement. But one thing that is likely to equipment? Both Health Minister Andrew
of CRIs shows these are areas I’m actively remain a constant is MBIE’s oversight of the Little and the Ministry of Health say it is
R
ichard Winkworth has less-than-collegial environment.” problem, Ngā Rākau Taketake, publicly
spent most of his career in Winkworth himself has had an unpleas- criticised the research. An unsigned post
academia. He is currently ant taste of what that environment can appeared on a Facebook page dedicated to
a senior lecturer in plant be like. Last year, he inadvertently found the science being done on New Zealand’s
science at Massey Univer- himself on the “wrong side” of the kauri biological heritage: “There is concern over
sity, but was once interviewed for a job at dieback debate when his research group the interpretation of a recently published
a Crown research institute. manuscript and how speculative
“I was asked whether coming from discussion by the authors has been
an academic background, I could cope taken as evidence to push for changes
with working in a corporate environ- in our current management of kauri
ment,” Winkworth says. “My response dieback. Changes … must be backed
was: ‘What product does the corpo- by robust science, and when they are,
ration sell?’ It was clear she did not appropriate changes should be made.”
understand the question.” Winkworth says the post “openly
The interview was a red flag, he misrepresents the science, claims we
says. “Our science institutions are did things we did not and suggests
fixated on balancing the books for this that, as authors, we don’t have the
financial year. This short-term think- experience needed to interpret the
ing does not fit well with the reality results”.
of science, especially science for the The issue matters, he says, because
public good, being a long-term game.” Marginalised: Richard Winkworth claims kauri dieback disease is being treated as a
his team’s findings were misrepresented.
It particularly annoys him that CRIs are recently introduced pathogen. He believes
quick to publicise grants worth millions this may be wrong, and therefore, how
of dollars, but the public hears fewer concluded the deadly disease was not a we are managing the disease may also be
stories about the actual outcomes. “The recent arrival. wrong.
pressure to get funding can lead to a A wider group set up to study the “Anyone questioning this idea is fairly
B
ecause they are such serious He agrees “it took a while” for the Minis- organisation might be part of the answer.”
problems, kauri dieback, myrtle try of Health to realise the importance of Association co-presidents Lucy Stewart
rust and the cattle disease genomic sequencing. He credits two early- and Troy Baisden are impressed the govern-
Mycoplasma bovis have all attracted con- career scientists, Joep de Ligt and Jemma ment has initiated reform without knowing
siderable public funding, he notes. “In Geoghegan, “who just kept pushing and where it will lead.
some ways they appear to have become pushing”, for the University of Otago-ESR “It is a bold move politically,” Baisden says.
a cash cow for CRIs, helping make up trial proceeding and making a huge differ- “It is also the right move, because so much
core funding shortfalls.” ence to minimise the wider impact of the needs to be fixed. The reform will have suc-
He believes there is a conflict of pandemic. “If there’s a lesson, it’s to not ceeded only if institutions are better funded
interest for a CRI whose funding stream leave those conversations until a pandemic. and more stable as a result of being better
is tied to a specific research idea or Unfortunately right now, I don’t know if our trusted and able to lead prioritisation.”
technology, as there is no incentive to system is well set up to do that.” Fixing workforce problems is another
explore new research. Although competition is part of science, key issue, says Stewart. “With early-career
“Part of the problem is the corporate Hendy says the current system in New Zea- researchers … there is a deep amount of
system views pretty much everything land goes too far. “If I don’t get my grant stress and unhappiness. Almost nobody
as intellectual property and patentable. at a university, I have to do more teaching feels supported by the system or [that]
This makes it pretty hard for people to next year. But if a CRI scientist doesn’t get they can look forward to a stable career in
collaborate.” their grant, they can be down the road. So, research, and this goes doubly for Māori
He also believes that CRIs should the drivers of patch protection in CRIs are early-career researchers.”
not be able to claim publicly funded perfectly understandable.” In fact, it is difficult to find anyone who
data as their own intellectual property. Early-career researchers, and Māori believes the CRIs are working as they
“Recently there have been encouraging and Pasifika researchers, are particularly should, she says. “Their twin mandates to
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noises about openness and collabora- disillusioned, says Hendy. He also believes be commercially profitable and safeguard
tion, but the reality is that the kauri vice-chancellors and CRI chief executives science for the public good have not proven
dieback issue is highly political.” have been too focused on institutional to be compatible.” l
MAMMY
DEAREST
Writer and broadcaster Noelle McCarthy’s memoir is the story
of a mother-daughter relationship that is biting – literally – fiery,
funny, toxic, boozy and ultimately redemptive. by MICHELE HEWITSON
N
oelle McCarthy, the She had bought a job lot of dress-up cos- funeral. But she still has the prayers,
broadcaster, pod- tumes for €10. she says. She does believe in God. She’s
caster and journalist, Her mother was a card, a natural interested in her mother’s relationship
has two obsessions: performer, says McCarthy. I already knew with her beloved Jesus, with Catholicism,
her mother and that. So, when I heard she had written a which she says was, oddly, “more elemental
Dracula. She has writ- memoir about her mother – I didn’t then and pagan than you’d think coming from
ten a memoir, Grand: know about Dracula – I thought: “This’ll
Becoming my mother’s daughter, in which be a cheery read – all jolly Irish japes and
both characters flounce across the pages, funny Mammy lines and a drink or two She “was a werewolf,
one with fangs wearing a cape, the other, thrown in.” Yet here I am asking a cod-psy-
also with fangs, wearing, on occasion, a chology question of the very worst kind:
the first mouthful
pumpkin head. “Was Mammy her Dracula or was she of the first pint of
You can have fangs and a mad sense of her mother’s Dracula?” It is a fairly loopy Carling, all the evil
M CCARTHY FAMILY COLLECTION
humour. The latter was Mammy, Caroline, question, but you do have to ask because
and she died two years ago. Years ago, they did, figuratively and frequently, seem came out dancing.”
when I last interviewed McCarthy, she to suck the very blood from each other’s
told me some funny Mammy stories and souls – if souls have blood. Who knows?
showed me, on her phone, a picture of Catholics might. McCarthy is still, mini- a Catholic. So maybe our gods are actually
Mammy at home in Cork, Ireland, wearing mally, a Catholic. She hasn’t been to Mass quite similar.”
said pumpkin head. It wasn’t Halloween. since she went, via Zoom, to her mother’s I asked whether she thought Mammy
was in Heaven. “Oh, God, I don’t know
w
where she is!”
One place she is: in McCarthy’s house
in Featherston, in a photo “sitting on
my chest of drawers and I look over at
her. The book arrived last week and I
was showing it to her, you know, ‘Look at
that!’” And she’s saying, ‘How dare you
write that about me!’”
w
Another ludicrous question. One I
ccan’t believe I would ever ask anyone:
““What was it like to bite your mother?”
TThere may have been an expletive
involved in the asking of that question. She Right, the writer and broadcaster
did, after all, bite her mother, more than recording a podcast. Far right, reunited
with Caroline, in Cork, in 2018.
once. She pulled her hair. But what was it
like biting somebody?
“Oh, my god. I mean, it was funny by a friend, “your tits were out”. She had
writing these scenes, and through writ- tackled another girl, broken her shoe and
ing them I was remembering – and the pulled a table down on top of them both.
memory isn’t clear, either. I can’t tell you She tried to “get off ” with another friend’s
actually what it’s like apart from the boyfriend. “I’ve put something bad in
remembered physical sensations. Because myself and I don’t know how long it will
those physical fights were so heightened. take to leave me,” she writes in the book.
We were in a state. I was in a state; she was Decades, as it turned out.
in a state. She was drunk. I was prepubes- Her mother would tell her that she was
cent or pubescent and sort of, you know, surely going to Hell. She did. She found
raging, hormonal.” it, as her mother had before her, in the
Rage is contagious. “Oh, I think it was bottoms of endless glasses. They were
in our house. I try now as an adult to keep both so angry at the world. I have said that
a lid on it because I think if you let loose, she was the eldest child, which is sort of
if you lose your temper, you’re kind of right and at the same time not at all right.
giving everybody the okay to do it as well. Mammy had two children – a girl who was
And usually that means that things are adopted out and a boy who died after just
going to accelerate and get untidy.” 11 days – before she had Noelle and her
Untidy is one way of putting it. I asked three siblings.
whether she had ever met anyone else She had been bundled away to the nuns
who had bitten their mother. “Ha, ha, ha. to have the girl, far from Cork, so that
I’m about to, aren’t I? I imagine. It’s not a nobody would know she was pregnant. remotely interested in meeting them.
That was her shame and her rage, which “At my wedding, she was deeply out of
she only ever spoke about when she was her element. She’s in a foreign country.
“She was waiting for trolleyed. In turn, McCarthy raged back. She didn’t know any of those people.
us at Cork Airport She stopped the biting and the hair pull-
ing and instead stopped speaking to her.
And my life in New Zealand was very
much a distant thing for her and it wasn’t
in a giant pair of She can’t pinpoint the exact moment but real, really. And she wasn’t very sociable
novelty sunglasses.” thinks it was probably when her mother at the best of times. She’d be fine in the
phoned the mother of a friend and told her pub with her friends, but an event like
that the girls were out taking acid. They that would have been very stressful for
question you really ask.” This is perfectly were 12 years old. her and she just didn’t pretend.”
reasonable. It is hard to imagine how you Silence is just another expression She stuck it out for a bit, then demanded
would preface that question: would you of rage. They left notes for each other. that John go and get her some fags.
like a nice cup of tea, and by the way, did Dinner was provided on trays and the kids McCarthy was furious with her at the
you ever bite your mother? ate in their bedrooms. A note might read: time. But her mother was already begin-
So, there goes the anticipation of the jolly DON’T PUT “SALT” ON THIS IT HAS SALT ning to become ill with the cancer that
japes. Her book is about her at-times-toxic ALREADY. would kill her, and death can blunt the
relationship with her mother; her mother’s edges of fury. Now, she says, “I’m so glad she
D
at-times-toxic relationship with her eldest id she invent that funny, perform- went and I’m glad we have photographs.”
child; their own always-toxic relationships ing Mammy because that was the
S
with the demon drink. All of these relation- Mammy she wanted her to be? “I he has not written her own hagiogra-
ships were, obviously, linked. think so. But she was funny.” The first time phy. It is all in there. The fighting and
Her mother, she writes in Grand, “was she met McCarthy’s husband, the former the biting. The passing-out outside
a werewolf, the first mouthful of the first professional rugby player John Daniell, an apartment that wasn’t hers, next to a
pint of Carling, all the evil came out danc- she was waiting outside the arrivals at sad frozen lasagne and some pie crumbs.
ing. Her face would change, but subtly; her Cork Airport in a giant pair of novelty The public humiliations, such as a picture
eyes would brighten and her nose would sunglasses with a disposable camera in of a drunken crime ending up in a tawdry
lengthen. Everything about her became her hand to capture his expression. tittle-tattle column in a newspaper. The
wilder and sharper and more alert.” And, There was that Mammy, then, and the hangovers.
“the first time I see that cartoon of the other Mammy who met her friends for Years later, she would be having a melt-
scientist drinking from a glowing beaker, the first time at her wedding to John, down over a column she was supposed
changing instantly into something hairy the father of their baby, Eve, in France to be writing from Fashion Week. Her
REBECCA M CMILLAN
and bulging, it’s Mammy I think of.” in 2018. They thought they would be laptop was stuffed. She writes in Grand:
She might be writing about her future meeting a character from a novel by Irish “You could probably get a drink out of that
self, the drinking self. The teenage self writer Marian Keyes. Instead, they met a keyboard by now, if you were desperate.
who got so drunk she was told the next day lemon-lipped, sullen woman who wasn’t I’ve spilt that much red wine on it.”
A
ble-looking rug” with a cigarette he has no sked to describe the house she
memory of smoking. grew up in, she emails: “Semi- She replied: “I hope it is a redemp-
She said: “Oh. My. God. The misery. The detached, three-bedroom house, tion story. One of the things I was sort of
misery.” stairs off the hall in front of the front negotiating, writing the book, was what
The book is so drink-sodden you can door. Pebble-dashed front with a bay happened between my mother and I at the
smell the booze sweating out of the pages. window and a couple of fake Tudor end of the story, and whether it was pos-
Reading it is like spending a night in a pub standing carriage lamps either side of the sible that those few days in Ireland threw
with sticky beer-soaked carpet. driveway. Oh, and because my dad was a everything that came before them – all
When McCarthy gave up drinking in plumber, me and my sister had a sink in the years of my life – into new relief. And
2009, she was, she writes, “as raw as a our bedroom, which was extremely fancy. without wanting to minimise or flatten the
rubbed eyelid”. We used to cover it with extremely non- complexity and difficulties and straight-
Her book is as raw as a rubbed eyelid. It hypoallergenic scented soap sets.” up painfulness of our relationship before
is also very funny, because Mammy could There were also relatives on Mass cards then, it did change things.”
be very funny and alcoholism is not the on top of the telly, and a “respectable She went to Ireland to say goodbye to her
only trait her daughter has inherited. If number” of Jesus pictures. mother, devoid of hope that there could be
she had known, she writes, wryly, that that Now she is a country girl. That is a sen- anything meaningful or restorative still to
gin and tonic at 2am would turn out to be tence that is impossible to write without a play out between them. Without giving too
her last drink, she’d have put ice in it. raised eyebrow. She and John and four-and- much away, she was wrong.
This is what she misses about drinking: a-half-year-old Eve live in Featherston, in a “It didn’t cancel out everything that
“I miss the ease that came with the first pretty cottage. I asked how countrified she came before it, but it just gave me a
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one, that spreading comfort, and the feel- was now and she said: “I have gumboots.” broader context to put it in ... I don’t really
ing of finally relaxing into my skin. I miss Hmm. She no doubt wears these gum- understand it, that’s why in the book I call
oblivion sometimes; it’s wearying, feeling boots with her favoured floaty city-girl it a mystery, but I did feel it, and it was a
things as they come.” Miss Crabb frocks and her bright-red comfort and a revelation to me.” l
I’m glad she’s shed her life of the misery, lipstick, I said. I was joking, but also
because she is so clever and such fun and so remembering the time she came to visit Grand: Becoming my mother’s daughter,
funny. I miss her on RNZ. She doesn’t know me in the country. I took her outside in her by Noelle McCarthy (Penguin Books, $35).
The SECOND
COMING He may be a very naughty boy,
y, but British
comedian Ricky Gervais may also be
the messiah, writes Stan Stewart.
wart.
T
he notion The first coming of Jesusus was
that Jesus will a complete surprise. The same
return soon – is true of his second. Certainly,
ainly,
any moment the religious establishment,
nt, be
– is a common it church or mosque, will prob-
phenomenon. ably be the last to know. It is
It is a hot my good fortune or gift to o rec-
topic among Christians, church- ognise that Jesus has already
ady
going or not. Muslims from all come. He is here in the most
ost
branches of Islam also expect unlikely person – Gervais. s.
the return of Jesus, whom they How do I know this?
regard as a prophet. For instance, Gervais’ fame and
the belief in the imminent return fortune are partly based
R
attending, innocent Aussie eluctantly, I started the chief ingredients would be that I think he is Jesus. Cover
teen (me). They regaled me to watch After Life. support and acceptance. He blown, maybe! Probably not.
with details of all manner of The theme of losing a never talked about forming From some of his interviews,
sexual exploits, some of which b
beloved spouse was perti-
I had never heard of. The more n
nent to me, as a young friend
h become a widow tragi-
had
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me, the more they a I were watching one epi-
and
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sode,
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laugh in his stand- filth.” I didn’t turn it off. Ten
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before American p
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Gervais as devoted
audiences, about m
move us so deeply? couple Tony and Lisa
half of whom are It is because Gervais has the Johnson in After Life.
likely to be church h
heart of Jesus. He wrote every an organisation. I get the sense he
attendees. w
word of the script and chose Around the world, churches already knows who he is. Obvi-
I now realise Gervais’ a the music. Through the epi-
all that claim to be directly ously, he would shrug off the
sexual bravado, particularly so
sodes, he reveals that we are all descended from him and in suggestion with a curse. But
in his stand-up routines, is a v
vulnerable, and loneliness and daily contact with him have like it or not, he has had great-
smokescreen. Certainly, he d
despair are never far away for amassed vast real estate hold- ness thrust upon him. That’s
wishes to get these subjects a of us: the rich and famous,
any ings. Their wealth, power and your lot, Ricky. Suck it up!
out into the open, but it is th addicted, the homeless, the
the holiness hierarchy simply do Here’s another unsettling
not where his heart is. I first re
rejected and the ordinary are not fit with Jesus’ narratives. thought. What if Jesus comes
twigged to this when I watched a in the same boat.
all Jesus refused to acknow- back not just in Gervais, but
his sitcom Derek. The show makes the point ledge racial, religious and in many people? What if this
My daughter Michelle, now th our sense of aliveness and
that cultural boundaries. He spoke caring-and-sharing thing is
deceased, was disabled, and o
optimism does not depend on freely to women (forbidden catching? Suppose there were
had many disabled friends. g
good fortune, good looks or by culture and religion at that others who did not judge by
This has made me sensitive in
intellectual capacity. We can time), including those with bad class, race, creed, appearance
to the aspirations and gifts of a come to life through the
all reputations. He said welcom- or language? That could birth
individuals who through birth th
thoughtfulness and kindness ing children was the key to hope in a gloomy world. This
or accident are different than o other people. And every one
of establishing a better world. He is a something worth watch-
the norm. o us can participate in this life
of attended many parties with ing for. l
Although Gervais had -t
-transforming enterprise. people considered to be the
included his shock-jock sex The nearly dead can live lowlifes of his day. He judged After Life (three seasons) is
sequences in the show, I – again, or for the first time. no one except those who streaming on Netflix NZ.
Nut a
problem
Exposing children to allergenic
food at a very early age may
help them avoid developing
dietary intolerances that
can be a lifetime scourge.
F
ood allergies have been on the rise in fresh fruit, vegetables and fish oils.
developed countries over the past few Desensitisation, using And there may be a relationship with
decades and rates of hospitalisation
for food-related anaphylaxis have
immunotherapy, UV exposure – the closer you live to
the equator, the lower your likelihood
risen steeply to match. The root cause offers some hope of allergy problems.
is believed to be improved hygiene practices, which in the future. In the 1990s, most guidelines
have restricted our exposure to microbes in our recommended not feeding highly
environment. Those exposures, particularly in allergenic foods, such as peanuts,
gestation and early life, are key to establishing the and typhoid, but doing so has come to children aged under three to
intestinal microbiota – the trillions with a drawback,” says Professor protect them from developing an
of tiny organisms in our gut Mimi Tang, an expert in allergic and allergy. “The thinking was that the
– and consequently program- immune responses from Melbourne’s gut barrier is less mature in infants
ming the immune response Murdoch Children’s Research Insti- than adults,” explains Tang. “So, by
and influencing our risk of ttute. “That drawback is the breadth not exposing young children to these
developing an allergy. of bacteria and other micro-organ- allergenic foods we would avoid a
“Obviously we needed to isms
i that we’re exposed to has negative response.”
improve sanitation to stop shrunk.”
s But then studies using mice began to
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diseases such as cholera Changing diets probably play suggest this was the wrong approach
a part, too, with processed foods and that, in fact, you need to repeat-
Professor Mimi Tang replacing microbiome-friendly edly expose a young child’s immune
Bigger
than our
bellies
Sharing those
supersized cafe meals
or taking surplus food
home will help avoid
food waste – but make sure
you store any leftovers safely.
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onsumers can often end up stuck hungry, stop when you feel full. we’re eating. Have you ever noticed
between a rock and a hard place when Studies have consistently shown how your meal no longer smells or
dining out and considering food that children can self-regulate their tastes as good when you’re feeling
waste. With ever-larger food servings energy intake. So, when eating a fuller? That is your body gently
now the norm in cafes, restaurants high-energy meal, they tend to eat a encouraging you to stop eating.
and takeaways, consumers must juggle the com- smaller quantity, and when eating Of course, it can be hard to honour
peting priorities of honouring their health and a low-energy meal, they eat a that fantastic system when we’re faced
appetite versus not wasting food by leaving it llarger portion. with an oversized muffin or plate of
uneaten. So, what do we do? Of course, as chil- food when dining out.
Our priority should always be to dren grow up, that However, you’re not alone in this
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sends us about our hunger to self-regulate developed to deal with our world of
and fullness. Eat when weakens
w as they oversized portions:
bag, and then you can cut that giant Email your nutrition Holten at: D.Holten@
muffin in half, bag half for later, questions to listenerlife massey.ac.nz for
and enjoy the first half in the cafe. @aremedia.co.nz f
further information.
MELTING POT
Katerina Nitsou explores the flavours of Balkan cuisine, a unique
culinary tradition combining Ottoman and Western influences.
T
hese fish skewers are inspired by the 900g firm white fish fillets, such fish and 2 pieces of onion on to each
street vendors of Macedonia’s lakeside as hāpuku, bluenose or alfonsino, skewer.
villages and towns. You will need 8 -10 cutinto 2.5cm chunks Heat a grill pan or grill to medium-
metal or pre-soaked bamboo skewers 1 medium red onion, cut into high heat. Grill the fish for 3 to 4
(soak the skewers for 20 minutes). 2.5cm pieces minutes on each side until golden
brown and cooked through. Serve
GRILLED MARINATED FISH SKEWERS In a blender, purée the garlic, mint, immediately.
(MARINARANA RIBA NA SKARA) parsley, salt, black pepper, olive oil Serves 4-6.
1 garlic clove and lemon juice to make a marinade.
6g fresh mint Place the fish in a large bowl. Pour ALMOND COOKIES (BADEM KOLATSI)
6g fresh parsley the marinade over the fish and gently 3 eggs
OLIVER FITZGERALD
1 tsp sea salt toss to coat. Refrigerate for 1 hour to 200g sugar
½ tsp freshly ground black pepper marinate. 1 tsp vanilla extract
60ml extra-virgin olive oil Remove the fish from the refrigera- 1 cup vegetable oil, plus extra for
juice of ½ lemon tor and alternately thread 3 pieces of greasing
looks like coarse breadcrumbs. Use a pan, melt the butter over medium MACEDONIA THE COOKBOOK:
spatula to fold in the sour cream and heat. Slowly mix in the flour and Recipes & stories from the
egg yolk. Lightly dust your work sur- stir until you have a roux. Add the Balkans, by Katerina Nitsou
face with flour and knead the mixture brandy, sugar, apricots, walnuts, (Kitchen Press, $49.99).
White
magic
New Zealand chardonnays
can command lofty prices,
but there are also many fine
offerings that won’t break
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auvignon blanc and fore, and complexity from flavours, finely integrated has strong, ripe stone-fruit
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Mirror, mirror
advice we receive goes against our own inner voice.
But there’s a big industry around affirmation
and advice. Take “Desiderata”, a poem by American
writer Max Ehrmann. I hadn’t actually heard of
Positive thinking and self-affirmations “Desiderata” until Jim Mora mentioned it on his
RNZ show. It was written nearly a century ago and
are good strategies at times, but striving made into a song by American talk-show host Les
Crane in 1971. Wikipedia tells me that Leonard
for happiness is a doomed enterprise. Nimoy also recorded a version under the title
“Spock Thoughts”. The poem has been distributed
in various forms, as part of sermons, in Christmas
I
have a picture of Cave Johnson of “lemons” as a kind of affirmation cards, and you can buy posters of it. People texted
on my wall, engraved with one – a bit like Bruce Willis’ cameo on into Mora’s show to say they try to live their lives by
of his better-known quotes: Friends where he stands in front of these words.
“Science is not about why, but a mirror telling himself that he is “a What makes it so special? “Desiderata” is a list of
why not?” I can even turn on neat guy”. principles to live by and they’re, um, kind of boring.
the movement sensor in the frame Self-affirmations are statements in Which isn’t to say they’re not sensible – they do
and it will shout random Cave Johnson which we affirm our value or compe- make a lot of sense in a kind of “eat your vegetables
affirmations at passers-by in a voice tence and that guard against negative and try to get a good night’s sleep” way.
that sounds a lot like that of JK Sim- self-talk. Although I have to admit The only part of the poem I don’t subscribe to is
mons. One of these is the famous “If to some cynicism when I started the last line – “Strive to be happy”. I don’t buy this
life gives you lemons, don’t make lem- researching the practice, there is now because, in a time when happiness is commodified
onade …” speech, which is a doozy. a significant body of research to say and required, research shows that people who
Don’t feel bad if you’ve never heard that they are useful – under some consciously and intensely strive to be happy end
of Cave Johnson – he’s a fictional circumstances. That is to say, up less happy – just as research shows that
character from a well-known if you’re about to head into people who have the most ambitious plans
computer game, Portal 2. There are a test on a topic that you for New Year’s Eve tend to be less happy
lots of memes of Johnson’s sayings, objectively know you’ve than those with less fancy expectations.
but the satirical lemons speech is the studied, but that little This paradox occurs because we’re more
most popular – an anti-stoic call to mental voice is telling frequently comparing our goal happiness
stand up when bad stuff happens, with our actual happiness, and getting
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and many people find it bizarrely unhappy because we’re not as happy as
Vulcan twist: even Mr Spock
motivating. couldn’t resist the truisms we want to be! Ironically, then, strive for
Advice columnists might think of “Desiderata”. happiness by not striving for happiness. l
complex and interesting. nesia, then reaching the Pacific. But two Victoria
University of Wellington molecular biologists found
that as Māori ancestors migrated from one group
of islands to the next, men from Melanesian com-
N
ew DNA techniques Homo sapiens – interbred. The DNA of munities joined the boats, changing the genetic mix
enable geneticists to one remarkable fossil shows a hybrid and leading to differences that are observed in the
rewrite big chunks of girl, nicknamed Denny, whose father genetic make-up of modern Māori.
human history, which was a Denisovan and whose mother In addition, Māori may carry traces of South
were previously was a Neanderthal. Traces of Nean- American DNA. Scientist Alexander Ioannidis and
known only from bones, artefacts and derthal DNA persist in about 2% of his colleagues at Stanford University, California,
written records. modern Europeans and, presumably, analysed the DNA of 807 people from 17 Pacific
Swedish geneticist Svante Pääbo in a tiny number of New Zealanders. island and 15 Pacific coast Native American groups.
has been at the forefront of this A recent study covering Indonesia In about 1200AD, Ioannidis says, “our analyses sug-
research. In 1997, he led a team that and New Guinea revealed that the gest strongly that a single contact event occurred in
sequenced the first mitochondrial Denisovans comprised at least three eastern Polynesia, before the settlement of Rapa Nui,
DNA (inherited from the mother) genetically divergent groups, and between Polynesian individuals and a Native Ameri-
from a Neanderthal fossil. Later, he more species of humanity may yet be can group most closely related to the indigenous
led another team that sequenced discovered. inhabitants of present-day Colombia”.
nuclear DNA (inherited from both These ocean voyagers then sailed to Hawaii,
U
parents) from a bone excavated in ntil recently, ancient native Easter Island and many other Pacific islands, taking
2008 in Denisova Cave in the Altai Americans were thought their South American DNA with them. But Ioannidis
Mountains in southern Siberia. This to be of exclusively Asian can’t say if they brought American DNA to New Zea-
work identified a group of extinct origin, having migrated across what land because he couldn’t lay his hands on any Māori
humans known as “Denisovans”. is now the Bering Strait into Alaska. DNA. However, because distinctive Māori chromo-
From DNA, it’s possible to map the Ancient DNA now reveals
A some features (haplotypes) match those in French
westward spread of Denisovans Australasians or Papua
A Polynesia, it is likely that they also brought their
to Indonesia, Australia and Fiji. New Guineans must also
N South American DNA to Aotearoa in the 1300s.
Modern humans migrated out The new DNA methods give us direct connections
of Africa and into Europe about Svante Pääbo: at the forefront with our long-dead forebears and enrich our history
60,000 years ago, and DNA shows of genetic research. Above, of migrations and racial admixtures. It’s a paradox,
an illustration of a girl who is
ALAMY
that the three species of humanity the offspring of a Neanderthal but the further we go into the future, the more we
– Neanderthals, Denisovans and mother and Denisovan father. learn about our distant past. l
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THE FISH, by Lloyd Jones (Penguin, $36) the weight of both protecting and being with the Fish for both his family’s and the
Do many readers notice a novel’s epigraph? ashamed of the creature becomes too reader’s attention – because the story-
Other writers and reviewers tend to check heavy a burden to bear. Jones showcased telling is embedded for the most part in
it out – it’s pithy and usually intellectual, his mastery of restrained prose in his last his youthful solipsism – we are kept at
handy for the “famous quotes” folder. It also novel, The Cage. Here, again, his tone is a distance.
offers a glimpse of how the author would pitch perfect. There are clues, on page four, that we
like us to think about their work, a signpost It’s also a gripping, unputdownable should think of the Fish as a metaphor for
guiding us on to a path through a dense yarn, with characters that are complex those that are different, struggling to find
forest of story, should we need it. and flawed – just how we like them. The their way in places that refuse to accept
Acclaimed New Zealand writer Lloyd Fish’s unnamed mother – a mentally them. We see our Fish in new migrants as
Jones has chosen a quote by Polish- they adjust to new neighbourhoods, com-
American poet Czesław Miłosz to open his munities and careers.
latest novel, The Fish. “When a writer is
born into a family, the family is finished.” I
I wanted desperately I was primed, then, to inhabit the Fish’s
metaphoric experience of alienation. But
found myself leaning heavily into it while to feel what the Fish the story’s energy never detaches from
reading The Fish. By the end, I’d enjoyed felt – I wanted to the narrator’s ego, which itself is influ-
the journey very much, but also found enced by all the preoccupations of a boy
myself curious about what was off the
inhabit his body, his turning into a young, then older, man:
beaten track. mind, his heart. sexual voyeurism (shades of Maurice Gee),
The Fish, set mostly in 1950s and 60s actual sex, school, university, life.
New Zealand, tells the story of a young The Fish can speak, and we learn, early
woman giving birth to a creature that unwell ship prostitute – is an enigma. on, that he wants to be a train driver. But
is part boy and part fish. It has gills, a The writing is lyrical, often poetic, with from then on, he remains a creature with-
broad gulping mouth, rubbery lips and imagery so vivid I’m already visualising out agency, to whom things happen, to
boggling eyes. It has small arms and legs the movie. whom words are spoken, for whom words
protruding from a body that smells like The ending, located in a real 1960s New are spoken and for whom decisions are
… fish. It can hold its breath under water Zealand tragedy, is brilliantly drawn and made by others.
indefinitely, which leads to disaster for especially poignant. But it’s also the first Perhaps this is the point of the novel: the
its grandfather when they go swimming moment in the book where I felt intensely perpetual lack of agency of those destined
together. Its mother has named it Colin for Colin Montgomery – an empathy that I to remain othered in a world where differ-
Montgomery, after the grandfather. But realised I’d been waiting for throughout. ence is barely tolerated,
the unnamed narrator – the fish-child’s I’m well capable of suspending disbe- let alone embraced.
uncle – rarely calls it anything other than lief in the service of empathy. I was right Miłosz’s words
“it” or “the Fish”. there, for example, with Gregor Samsa, in allude to the writer’s
Through the eyes of the narrator – who Kafka’s salesman-turned-cockroach tale compulsion to tell all,
is now a late-middle-aged man writing this Metamorphosis, as he struggled to get out family sensitivities be
story – we watch the Fish grow up. The of bed. In the same way, I wanted desper- damned. This narrator
dysfunctional family slowly collapses as ately to feel what the Fish felt – I wanted has certainly told his
to inhabit his body, his mind, his heart. truth – I’d love to read
Lloyd Jones: pitch perfect. But because the narrator is in competition his nephew’s as well. l
MORAL HAZARDS
A friendship unravels with devastating consequences in a thought-
provoking drama that takes on both sides of the vaccination debate.
by CATRIONA FERGUSON domestic setting, then observe closely as than 20 years, carefully side-stepping any
it makes or breaks the existing order of incompatible issues – “like respectful war-
THE HERD, by Emily Edwards (Bantam, relationships between family and friends. riors, [they] put their swords down and
$37) To vax, or not to vax – the question is quietly backed away from each other”.
With memories of the occupation of dissected through the lives of two wildly However, when we first encounter
Parliament’s grounds, which was driven different friends, Elizabeth and Bry. Eliza- Elizabeth and Bry, their friendship has
by anti-vax sentiment, still fresh in our beth is a former solicitor who’s married to already ruptured and they are sitting on
minds, no one needs reminding that vacci- practical, hard-working Jack. She bustles opposite sides of a court dispute, distant
nation remains a hot topic. But well before around her three children and busies and stony-faced. Edwards interweaves
Covid turned the noise up to 11, the vacci- herself with community activism. Bry is the court scenes with Elizabeth and
nation of children was already a matter of a scatty would-be yoga teacher, married Bry’s happier times as neighbours in the
sometimes heated debate between parents to the self-made Ash and barely capable English village of Farley, sharing glasses of
the world over. of getting her only child out the door in sancerre and school pick-ups.
In The Herd, debut novelist Emily time for preschool. Elizabeth and Bry have The unravelling begins when Elizabeth
Edwards jumps into the fray and gives it different financial pressures, parenting sends out an invitation to her daughter
the Jodi Picoult treatment: take a highly priorities and lifestyle choices but have Clemmie’s seventh birthday party. For
topical moral dilemma, drop it into a maintained a close friendship for more legitimate medical reasons, Clemmie isn’t
Sweet
sorrows
A continent-hopping
debut novel explores
the lives of a Caribbean-
American family.
Lifelong desire
Respecting artist as poet. Representative but not
photographic, his distinctive paint-
ings decorate many pages. They do not
mid-Canterbury braided river”. A buoy-
ant and heartening collection.
(AUP, $29.99) personality to things as in “House”, “Ode But this sense of vulnerability doesn’t
In his latest collection Gregory O’Brien to the water molecule” and especially mean self-pity. In the second section of
once again shows that he is as much his masterwork “Conversation with a this collection, “Vexillology”, he uses
the colours of the LGBT Pride flag to essayist now in her seventies. Is this a challenges us to see how important now-
delineate ideas of hope and stability. work of nostalgia? Only in part. True, obsolete appliances and fixtures were to
The third section, “Poetry to make boys Rainey-Smith does devote poems to good families decades ago – not something to be
cry”, draws very much on memories of things she experienced in the 1950s and sneered at. In later poems, Rainey-Smith
adolescence, parents’ and relations’ reac- 60s: mother’s cooking, radio serials, gives a very cool assessment of what it is
tions to his emerging gayness, clubbing old-time courtship in a fairground and to grow old. And she knows the reality
and fumbled affairs. Yet it doesn’t stay in matinee movies. But there’s a dark side of the present. As her poem “Changing
retrospection as Tse moves on to what to the past – the “murder house” for rot- course” says, “All my secret roads are gone
are almost metaphysical concerns. Are ting death; Dad’s erratic behaviour as a and our river’s changed course.” Remem-
we really controlled by our ethnic past? former POW suffering a form of PTSD; ber the past, but don’t live in it. l
What makes an acceptable human being the furtiveness about
anyway? A snowstorm of extravagant sex and extramarital
and complex imagery blasts through affairs; and menstrua-
every one of Tse’s poems. tion taught as something
shameful. Even given all
FORMICA, by Maggie Rainey-Smith this, though, Rainey-
(The Cuba Press, $25) Smith is astute at telling
Formica is Maggie Rainey-Smith’s first later generations not
collection of poetry, extraordinary in to be patronising. The
that she is an established novelist and title poem “Formica”
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Playing “Tiger King” Joe Exotic in a drama inspired
by the Netflix true-crime hit was a chance for
cult star John Cameron Mitchell to get his claws
into weird America. by RUSSELL BAILLIE
J
ohn Cameron I was realising today there’s a and it rotted from the inside.
Mitchell will lot in common with Hedwig He still won’t acknowledge he
forever be known – they’re both blond-headed did anything wrong, which,
as the creator of showmen with a chip on their unfortunately, still makes
Hedwig and the shoulder and an enemy in him a victim and an aggressor.
Angry Inch, the movie and their bonnet. Hedwig ends up But what a role to play. It feels
musical that became the Rocky in Kansas, where Joe’s from, a little bit like a Richard III –
Horror Picture Show of its age. and I lived there as a kid and without the poetry. He was the
After co-writing and starring I was born in Texas. I lived an hunchback that was spit upon
in the 1998 off-Broadway pro- hour from Joe’s zoo. So I know who’s never going to be hurt
duction, Mitchell directed and the lay of the land. We’re the again and he takes his revenge
starred in the acclaimed 2001 same age and we also created and he becomes the king, just
film, starting a lasting cult fol- our own little communities. I like Joe, and, ultimately, is
lowing that has spawned stage make movies, films, dance par- destroyed by that hubris.
revivals around the world ever ties, podcasts … I love creating
since. communities that are built to I hadn’t detected a Shake-
Adding empathy: John
Since then, there’s been the decay before the infighting spearean element to Tiger Cameron Mitchell, right,
sexually graphic but good- starts. His went on too long King, but with you saying it, and below as Joe Exotic in
natured Shortbus, and many I’m convinced. Did you watch Joe vs Carole.
other directing and acting the show?
roles. Now Mitchell is the I didn’t at the beginning, but I
Tiger King – he’s playing Joe did after I got the role. I found really think, is a corrective to
Exotic, the outlandish star it just kind of exploitative and that and you might find your-
of the Netflix real-life big-cat not particularly empathetic. self shedding a tear as well,
true-crime series, in the drama Just kind of one of those as laughter and empathy is in
Joe vs Carole. With comedian “Americans are weird” shows, short supply.
Kate McKinnon in the role of which are very popular in
Exotic’s supposed nemesis, Europe, Australia and New So with Joe, you got him?
Carole Baskin, it’s a surpris- Zealand: “Look at these crazy I really got him. I didn’t
ingly subtle treatment that people.” It had the true-crime expect to, but I did. Maybe it’s
brings a human touch to element. It had the rednecks because I’m queer, playing a
the crass absurdity of in distress; it had the queer, queer person – he wouldn’t
the original show. gun-toting mullet guy. call himself queer, he would
It had everything in call himself gay – but I think
Playing Joe terms of texture – it there were some advantages.
Exotic seems a just didn’t have the I had some things in common
long way from empathy, and you in terms of where I was from,
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Hedwig and the didn’t get to know the my age and my gayness,
other work you are people and where they having been through some
best known for. Is it? came from. This series, I of the things he had in terms
CHAMPIONING
and likeable. But in the past,
we had so many negative gay
stereotypes that there was a
corrective time in the 90s and
CAMPION
2000s where all the queer roles
were boring, because they
didn’t want to offend. All the
gay guys were very macho and
boring and bland, and all the
lesbians were beautiful and
not traditionally lesbian. It felt
Despite some hiccups, the Netflix Oscar campaign
as fake as the stereotypes, the
anti-stereotypes. Now we’ve
for The Power of the Dog has made Jane Campion
come to a place of representa- a sure bet at this year’s ceremony. by RUSSELL BAILLIE
tion, where there are plenty
of queer characters, and you
I
can get diverse again. So I’ve n the likely event that likely the company has spent previous night she had won
been playing nothing but gay Dame Jane Campion at least as much in its push for best director at the Directors’
villains, which is a good time. I lassos her second – and awards as it did on making the Guild of America Awards, a
don’t think Joe is a villain, but, possibly a third and film, which had a budget of fairly reliable bellwether to
obviously, he’s an antihero. fourth – Academy US$30-$40 million. Oscar success. There, she had
Award on March 28 New Zea- But it’s a race that has struck also addressed a curious back-
Does the TV acting allow you land time, it will mark more some strange hurdles on lash against the film.
freedom to do all the other than yet another career mile- the home straight. Campion Actor Sam Elliott, a man
projects? stone for the film-maker. It will sparked a social media kerfuf- who has played many cowboys
Definitely. I mean, the acting is also mark the end of a victory fle over her winner’s speech at including the Marlboro Man
my money job. Luckily, they’ve lap for her The Power of the the Critics’ Choice Awards, one himself, had disparaged Cam-
been fun. Joe vs Carole was Dog, which is up for 11 Oscars, of many in recent weeks in the pion and her film, which is set
probably the most fun I’ve had with Campion nominated for lead-up to the Oscars, where on a Montana ranch during the
on camera. Then I can work on best adapted screenplay, best hers has been the name in the 1920s, during a chat with prom-
my little podcasts. I made an director and best picture. envelope. inent podcaster Marc Maron.
album called New American Of those, she’s almost While praising tennis He called out the film for its
Dream during lockdown. And assured of winning best superstars Venus and Serena “allusions of homosexuality”
I’m working on a podcast on director – she’s won almost Williams – “you’re such and questioned Campion’s
the subject of cancellation every best director trophy of marvels” – who were present knowledge of the genre.
and woke gone wild, because I the pre-Oscar awards run- in support of King Richard, “What the f--- does this
think it can be very constrict- up, including a Bafta, Golden the movie starring Will Smith woman from down there know
ing for communication and art Globe and a Directors’ Guild of as their father, Campion then about the American west?
and all the things that I love. America award. added: “However, you don’t Why the f--- did she shoot this
The intentions are good. It’s She was last at the Academy play against the guys, like I movie in New Zealand and call
just the overzealous industry Awards in 1994 when her have to.” it Montana? And say this is the
of wokeness gets on my nerves. breakthrough film The Piano The Washington Post labelled way it was? That f---ing rubbed
took three Oscars – one for the comment “misguided” me the wrong way.”
So how did you get on with her (best original screenplay) while it exercised many on Campion responded to
the tigers? and for actresses Holly Hunter social media, including promi- Elliott’s views before the DGA
We did them all with CGI, for and the then 11-year-old nent writer-commentator Awards: “I’m sorry, he was
animal rights reasons, but also Anna Paquin. Roxane Gay: “In addition to the being a little bit of a B-I-T-C-H.
for safety reasons. It’s more Campion was also nomi- racism of it all, Campion is sug- He’s not a cowboy; he’s an actor.
expensive to do CGI, but it was nated for best director, only gesting that competing against The west is a mythic space
the right choice. I worked with the second woman to figure in men is more difficult/legiti- and there’s a lot of room on
a lot of Great Danes as tigers. the category. Now she’s the first mate than competing against the range. I think it’s a little
woman to be nominated twice. women. Has she met women?” bit sexist.”
Like, motion capture Great The Netflix campaign Campion apologised in a The comments also lit up
Danes? Cool. behind The Power of the Dog statement the following day, social media a day before the
They were. Some of them were kicked in when it premiered in describing it as a “thoughtless Williams sisters gaffe.
very good actors, and some Venice in September. Despite it comment” equating what she
I
weren’t. l having been on the streaming did in film with the sisters’ f it seems Campion has
platform since early Decem- sporting achievements. been campaigning like
The full series of Joe vs Carole ber, after a limited cinema run, It had already been a big a politician, she has the
is now screening on TVNZ it will roll until at least Oscar weekend for her on the backing of the substantial
OnDemand. voting finishes on March 22. It’s awards and media circuit. The Netflix publicity machine.
its sights set on an elusive best was Ma Rainey’s Black Bottom, remake of a French film about a screens live on TVNZ 2 and
picture win to add to the kudos Mank and The Trial of the “child of deaf adults” – is up for TVNZ OnDemand from 11.30am,
the company has gained at the Chicago 7, which also became best picture, while Amazon’s Monday, March 28.
FILM
SARAH WATT taciturn duo spend hours in
each other’s company, gradu-
Scenic
ally learning a little about one
another, and in turn realising
more about themselves.
There are added narra-
Nashville
lifeline
Jamie McDell takes
on the US capital
of country in an
impressive career
reinvention.
JAMIE MCDELL, by Jamie recorded in Nashville, with McDell has gone from beach Jamie McDell: brings adult life
McDell acclaimed producer Nash to barroom, and this Ameri- experience to her lyrics.
When Jamie McDell appeared Chambers, Kasey’s older cana album being self-titled
a decade ago as a fully-formed brother – exists between main- implies a new and profitable with her small band improvis-
19-year-old singer-songwriter, stream pop-country (Dream beginning. ing around her weightless
she was one parents of young Team, the self-empowered ballads, How Is It That I Should
teens could happily accept: Not Ready Yet with tasty pedal HOW IS IT THAT I SHOULD Look at the Stars is an excellent
McDell was outgoing, free of steel), more edgy material (the LOOK AT THE STARS, by The stand-alone album of intro-
guile, eco-conscious and her moody Limousine Running and Weather Station spective songs (the intimate
image was of the girl on the gritty Daddy Come Pick Me Up) Last year’s Ignorance, by The To Talk About), ruminations
beach with a guitar singing and Celtic-influenced country Weather Station (aka Canadian on the mystery and magic of
to friends around a sunset Sailor). Tamara Lindeman), appeared the natural world (the title
bonfire of driftwood. track), her writing process and
Her 2012 debut album, Six inspirations from the ordinary
Strings and a Sailboat, which
won best pop album at the
McDell has gone from beach to world (Song) and a strange,
prescient song written before
New Zealand Music Awards, barroom, and this Americana the pandemic hit in 2020, End-
was followed by the more album being self-titled implies a less Time: “It’s only the end of
mature Ask Me Anything three an endless time …”
years later. In her sophomore
new and profitable beginning. Where Ignorance was engag-
effort it was clear McDell was ingly studied pop-rock with
writing about issues above her baroque touches, How Is It goes
audience demographic. And throughout, McDell, on many “best of” lists, includ- back to Lindeman’s folk roots
Her wholesome image and now 29, brings adult life expe- ing the Listener’s. for this companion volume of
move towards thoughtful, rience to her lyrics: a woman While writing for Ignorance, thoughtful deliberation. l
adult country music with her driven by the expectations of she created a vast body of
largely overlooked 2018 album a man (Botox); the perspective songs, many of which didn’t fit Jamie McDell’s and The
Extraordinary Girl – recorded of a woman with a broken with the strings, keyboards and Weather Station’s albums are on
in Nashville and featuring family (“I’d give anything for flute-embellished material that digital platforms now.
Tami Neilson and Australian my sister to stay clean”) on the made the final cut,
country star Kasey Chambers aching Something More; a man or even on the later
– confirmed she was an artist paying the price for his ambi- expanded edition.
capable of growth and blunt tion and watching “the assets That’s where this
observations. The title track and the values sail away” on subdued, piano-
noted “ordinary men break Poor Boy; the regretful com- based collection
extraordinary girls”. panion (“you’re the one that’s comes in. Recorded
McDell’s new album – also doin’ time”) on Worst Crime. live in the studio
TV PREVIEW
Happy
medium James
Mustapic:
revisits iconic
shows from
the 2000s.
E
they play a show that’s solely My new show, Abandonment ach episode has a mis- and Eli Matthewson.
centred around pouring gunge Issues, is all about revisiting sion. I don’t want to If you owned a TV back in
on people? these iconic shows, track- spoil them all, but one the early 2000s, I think you’ll
There was something so mag- ing down the forgotten Kiwi episode is all about making love this little show. There are
ical and yet so cringeworthy celebrities who were a part of things right with psychic six episodes and each one has
about these shows, and they them and resolving all of my medium Sue Nicholson, who so many fun moments and
were all I had when I was grow- abandonment issues I have I upset on national televi- gags. I reckon it’s good, but
ing up. There was no YouTube with them. sion three years ago. I can’t if it’s not, then maybe some-
or TikTok for me to watch in The show is based off a web reveal too much more, but I one will create a web-series
those days, so when something series I created back in 2017, promise the show is super fun making fun of it some day. A
was on TV, I was watching it. called Repressed Memories. and there are so many great man can dream. l
TELEVISION
TUESDAY MARCH 29 Screening: SoHo, 8.30pm
SCREW Evan Rachel Wood’s account
Women running prisons of her abuse at the hands
Our Picks of the Week Streaming: TVNZ OnDemand,
full season
of shock-rock star Marilyn
Manson (real name Brian
A prison drama created by Warner) unfolded over time
SATURDAY MARCH 26 of Celebrity Catchphrase, the Rob Williams (Killing Eve, in the media. In this highly
ATLANTA celebrity reboot of a British Suspicion and pretty much personal and inevitably politi-
What goes on tour … game show in which contest- every long-running UK TV cal two-part documentary
Streaming: Neon/Sky Go ants vie to guess popular drama you can think of ) and directed by Amy Berg – and
Screening: SoHo, 8.00pm, from catchphrases from visual told from the point of view of made amid threats of defa-
April 7 clues. It’s complicated, but it’s the prison officers rather than mation action from Warner
It has been four long years all for charity. A golden robot the inmates. The accomplished himself – Wood reaches back
since we last heard from Earn called Mr Chips assists host Nina Sosanya (His Dark to her childhood and her
and the gang, and creator Stephen Mulhern by killing Materials, W1A) takes the lead confusing, vulnerable years
Donald Glover has already everyone at the end. as Leigh Henry, the veteran as a Hollywood ingénue. But
announced that this year’s supervising officer of a men’s its centre is the story of how
back-to-back third and fourth SUNDAY MARCH 27 prison that perpetually teeters Wood went from talking about
seasons will be the last of THE CHASE USA on the brink. When she’s not abuse to naming her abuser
Atlanta. As we rejoin the crew, Serious questions are asked battling the system she’s part and ultimately becoming an
things have developed: Paper Screening: eden, 7.30pm of, she’s mentoring newbie advocate for other women in
Boi is touring Europe and This second American adapta- prison officer Rose (Jamie- her position. With Warner’s
there are culture clashes and tion of the wildly popular Lee O’Donnell, Derry Girls). lawyers dismissing the
shenanigans all over. Success UK quiz challenge drafts in Williams said recently that he accounts of Wood and several
brings its own stresses and Mark “the Beast” Labbett from drew on his own experiences other women who came
the temptation to deal with the original show to play as teaching and doing voluntary forward to report abuse by
it all by just getting high is Chaser alongside three Amer- work in prisons and aimed to Warner as “phony”, it seems
strong. ican Jeopardy! champs. This reflect a reality where “there unlikely that the documentary
cohort includes trivia super- is laughter, there is humour, will be the end of the story.
CELEBRITY CATCHPHRASE star James Holzhauer, who there is humanity, there is
Celebrities puzzle over pictures once came up against Labbett friendship, there is real life. It’s MOON KNIGHT
Screening: eden, 7.30pm in the previous US version of not just violence and drudgery Dark dreams from the Marvel
Presented with all the noise the show and delivered what and darkness.” archive
and fervour of a pre-pan- Labbett would later describe Screening: Disney+ (Marvel),
demic studio audience, it’s as the “worst beating I’ve ever WEDNESDAY MARCH 30 new episodes weekly
the season-opening 2018 Fifa had” as Chaser. It might be PHOENIX RISING Part of the Marvel Comics
Football World Cup edition trivia, but it’s not trivial. A difficult story told Universe, but, according to
another of Christoph Waltz’s in a small car (a Fiat Bambina) backpack to friend Werner connection is their relationship
villains. (2016) puttering about south-west Herzog, who, here, uses it as a to wealthy but unhappy house-
France with a band of musi- talisman on his documentary wife Evelyne, who goes missing
BAD BOYS FOR LIFE cians crammed into a Citroën journey tracing the author’s in the mountains of southern
Action granddads reunite Dyane in lukewarm pursuit. footsteps, from South America France. (2019)
Three, 8.30pm The oddball encounters that to Australia to Britain, and
A possibly unnecessary 90s Hinds’ unspeaking charac- pondering their mutual wan- WE OWN THE NIGHT
action comedy revival, but an ter has along the way make derlust. (2019) Street fighting men
entertaining one. Will Smith for a pleasant homage to the Prime, 9.30pm
and Martin Lawrence return comedies of Jacques Tati, and ONLY THE ANIMALS Gritty if clunky New York
as old Miami cop buddies who a very nice postcard. (2021) Tangential French puzzler crime thriller, with Joaquin
team up again to fight the Rialto 8.30pm Phoenix and Mark Wahlberg
Mexican drug lord who wants Thriller veteran Dominik Moll as brothers with divided loyal-
Smith’s Mike Lowrey dead. MONDAY MARCH 28 delivers an intriguing if taxing ties when they get caught in
(2020) AMAZING GRACE mystery that is part Venn the late-80s crossfire between
The Aretha movie with Aretha diagram, part jigsaw about the NYPD and a Russian drug
RESPECT Māori TV, 8.30pm five characters whose only lord. (2007).
The Aretha movie A long-unfinished concert
Sky Movies Premiere, 8.30pm; film, which captured Aretha
Neon, April 3 Franklin recording her career-
While still alive, Aretha Frank- peak gospel album Amazing
lin anointed Jennifer Hudson Grace at a Los Angeles Baptist
to play her in her biopic and church over two nights in 1972.
the Dreamgirls star is predicta- It’s a thrilling eulogy for the
bly impressive in the role. The Queen of Soul, especially in
movie itself plays it safe and her 10-minute rendition of the
predictable. (2021) title track. (2018)
Talkback
END OF THE ROADSHOW CONCISE AND RELAXED
Reading your article about the I think it is time acknowledge-
changes the owner of Three ment is made of TVNZ
intends to make from March European reporter Daniel
21, I am very disappointed Faitaua.
Lady Boss, that Antiques Roadshow will From Covid to the current
Thursday no longer have a home on NZ Ukraine situation, his com-
television. mentary is concise, professional
WEDNESDAY MARCH 30 Collins, the superstar author This is a programme loved and empathetic, delivered in a
THE CONFIRMATION whose saucy stories, such as and regularly viewed by many, warm, relaxed style.
Relationship repairs The Stud, Hollywood Wives including myself. This has been particularly
Māori TV, 8.30pm and The Bitch, often starred Hearing about the history highlighted over the past
Satisfying low-key char- her sister, Joan, when they of the antiques brought in for weeks when his reporting
acter study starring an were turned into movies. assessment, meeting the people from Ukraine has included
understated Clive Owen as a Joan is among family and involved and learning how they unplanned interactions with
small-town handyman and friends paying tribute to her. acquired them resulted in a passers-by.
divorced dad whose reluctant (2021) very interesting programme. Judith Ashton
weekend with his eight-year- Hosted by Fiona Bruce, well (Devonport, Auckland)
old son turns into a series of FRIDAY APRIL 1 versed in the arts herself, and
misadventures when his tools WHITE HOUSE DOWN televised from different and NONTHREATENING
are stolen. (2016) Oval Office obliterated interesting locations each week, I would like to commend Jack
Three, 7.30pm whether it was a well-known Tame’s interviews. Where
BREAKING NEWS IN YUBA From the ever-implausible old country estate or the Man- others make me squirm with
COUNTY action director Roland chester Town Hall, all added to discomfort, I find Tame’s style
This just in: it’s bad Emmerich, a Die Hard knock- the tremendous appeal of the non-threatening.
Sky Movies Premiere, 8.30pm; off starring Channing Tatum programme. He has an ability to present
Neon, April 1. Now on Amazon as the only cop available And not forgetting the tricky questions without aggres-
A woefully misguided attempt to defend the US President experts in each field, who sion, and calmly proceeds, with
at dark Fargo-esque suburban (Jamie Foxx) after the Capitol became so well known to us for persistence if necessary.
comedy starring Allison is bombed and they must their intensive depth of knowl- I particularly appreciated his
Janney as a woman who fight off baddies led by James edge and aesthetic appreciation interview (Q&A, March 13) with
pretends her husband has Woods, who is now a real-life of people’s valued possessions. Tracey Martin.
been kidnapped, kicking off a Maga nut. (2013) Antiques Roadshow will be AN Christie
series of unfortunate events. sadly missed. (Rotorua)
It also stars Mila Kunis, NO TIME TO DIE Patricia Grinlinton
Juliette Lewis, Awkwafina and Craig’s last blast (Devonport, Auckland) SOUNDTRACK ‘NOISE’
Ellen Barkin. (2021) Amazon Prime My condolences to your reader
After a disrupted arrival No! We cannot lose Antiques (Talkback, March 12) who
GIRLS CAN’T SURF into cinemas last year, Daniel Roadshow when eden takes complains of the “musical”
The Gidget uprising Craig’s final Bond heads to over Choice on March 21. noises in the Attenborough
Rialto, 8.30pm the streaming platform, as do While I really respect The programmes.
Invigorating Aussie sports the 26 previous Bond movies. Repair Shop, and the “replace- I recently watched Universe,
doco about the women who So it’s a chance to see how the ment” is from its producers, presented by Professor Brian
pioneered professional Craig era stacks up against the new frontman Nigel Havers Cox, and found myself wish-
surfing in the 1980s and the rest (really well) and confirm only ever glorifies Nigel ing for the subtitled version
battles they faced – and still that No Time to Die is, after Havers. so I could mute the sound and
face – in the dude-dominated Skyfall and Casino Royale, Also, experts bidding against preserve my hearing.
sport. (2020) one of the best 007 films of each other cannot replace Willow Alber
his tenure. It’s a satisfying the fascinating knowledge (Westport)
THURSDAY MARCH 31 saga of fiendish bioweapons, the many Antiques Roadshow
LADY BOSS: THE JACKIE COL- island lairs, villain vs villain, experts have delighted us with
Please send comments, queries
LINS STORY and Bond failing yet again to – and educated us, too – for or complaints about radio or
Sleaze queen reconsidered achieve work-life balance. decades. television to: listenerletters@
Rialto, 8.30pm (2021) Antiques Roadshow cannot be aremedia.co.nz with “Talkback”
An affectionate if unques- ditched. in the subject line, or Talkback,
tioning doco about the life Ann Milton-Tee NZ Listener, PO Box 52122,
Films are rated out of 5:
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and works of the late Jackie (abysmal) to (amazing) (Gisborne)
8.30 Joanna Lumley’s Britain (G, 7.00 ■ The Croods 2: A New 6.00 Infomercials
HD, C, AD) Joanna travels Age (2020, G, HD, C, AD) 8.00 Kids’ Programmes (C)
through Scotland, the Outer The Croods meet the 9.50 ICC Women’s Cricket
Hebrides and Northern Bettermans, a more evolved
World Cup Highlights (G)
Ireland. s1ep2 family who live behind a
Bangladesh v Australia.
9.30 Around the World in 80 giant wall. Voices of Nicolas
11.00 ICC Women’s Cricket World
Days (PG, HD, C, AD) In Cage, Emma Stone, Ryan
Cup New Zealand v Pakistan,
India, Fogg grumpily waits Reynolds, Peter Dinklage.
live from Hagley Oval,
for a wedding to be over, but TV Films, page 68
Christchurch.
the groom is grabbed by the 8.45 ■ The Dark Tower (2017,
army. s1ep4 M, R, HD, C, AD) A boy 6.00 The Great British Bake Off:
10.35 Informer 3838 (16, HD, C) becomes the apprentice An Extra Slice (PG, C)
Australian drama series. of a gunslinger who is 7.00 Storage Wars (PG, R, C)
Tonight, Nicola is devastated tasked with protecting a 7.30 Raised by Refugees (PG, R,
C) To retain customers, Safia
by the death of Terry and tower at the centre of the
learns the art of banter. Film: BATMAN BEGINS
Christine Hodson. s1ep3 universe. Idris Elba, Matthew
11.35 Flesh and Blood (16, R, HD, McConaughey, Tom Taylor. 8.00 Tough as Nails (PG, C) The There would be no Robert
C, AD) Vivien is feeling torn TV Films, page 68 crew face a rescue challenge
Pattinson in The Batman
between her new man and 10.35 ■ Batman Begins (2005, with the US Coast Guard.
9.00 Border Security: Australia’s (four stars from our reviewer)
her children. s1ep3 M, R, HD, C, AD) Bruce
12.30am ■ Prodigal Son (16, R, C, Wayne returns to Gotham Front Line (PG, R, C) without Christopher Nolan’s
AD) Assisting in the search intent on fighting crime and 9.30 Super Rugby Pacific (G) awesome reboot of a fran-
for a serial killer known as corruption. Christian Bale, Chiefs v Crusaders, from
chise that was thought lost
the Woodsman might help Michael Caine, Katie Holmes, FMG Stadium Waikato,
the NYPD find one of their Cillian Murphy. Hamilton. after Batman & Robin (1997)
own. s2ep13 1.05am The Voice UK (G, R, HD, C) 11.30 NRL Premiership (G) and Catwoman (2004). Chris-
1.20 Nashville (M, R, HD, C, AD) 3.40 ■ The Farmer Wants a Wife Melbourne Storm v tian Bale’s Batman was deep,
s3ep20 (PG, R, HD, C) Parramatta Eels. broody and new at the time, if
2.50 Infomercials 4.35 Fresh (PG, R, HD, C) 1.30am NXT (PG)
5.30 – 6.00 Religious 5.00 – 6.00 Religious 2.30 Love Island USA (M) possibly in need of a Strepsil.
Programming Programming 3.30 – 6.00 Infomercials TVNZ 2, 10.35pm
BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024
(G, R)
2.00 Whaikōrero (G, R)
2.30 Iwi Anthems (G, R)
3.00 Kids’ Programmes 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 My Tiny Terror (PG, R) 6.00 Wheeler Dealers Marathon
4.00 Matangi Rau (G, R) 10.00 Shark Tank (PG, R, HD) 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) (PG, R)
5.00 Fusion Feasts (G, R) 10.55 Keeping Up with the 7.30 30 Minute Meals (G) 9.45 Tanked Marathon (PG, R)
5.30 Off the Grid (G, R) Kardashians (PG, R, HD) 8.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chocolate 2.15 Unique Rides (PG, R)
6.00 Matau Bros Gone Fishing 12.55 Southern Charm (PG, R, HD) Challenge (G, R) 3.00 Treehouse Masters (PG, R)
(G, R) The brothers face 2.45 Love It or List It (G, R, HD) 9.00 Mysteries at the Museum 3.45 Manhunt with Joel Lambert
a tougher challenge than 3.45 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s4ep9 (PG, R) (PG, R)
expected. 4.40 Celebrity Ghost Stories (PG, 10.00 The Bidding Room (G, R) 4.30 Abalone Wars (PG, R)
6.30 Soul Sessions (G, R) Sara- R, HD) 11.00 Restored (G) 5.15 Goblin Works Garage
Jane Elika hosts a gospel 6.30 Million Dollar Listing: Josh & Noon Dancing on Ice (PG, R) (PG, R)
music series. Tonight, singer- Josh (PG, HD) 2.00 Clipped (PG, R) 6.00 Overhaulin’ (G, R)
songwriter Silika Isaia. 7.30 The Big Shot with Bethenny 3.00 Meet the Orangutans (G) 6.45 Man vs Wild (PG, R) Bear
7.00 ■ Agent Cody Banks (2003, (HD) Business wannabes 4.00 Nigelissima (G) Grylls shows how to survive
PG) A high school junior compete to be second- 4.30 Gino’s Coastal Escape (G) in the deserts and mountains
goes on missions for the CIA. in-command to Skinnygirl 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum of Arizona.
Frankie Muniz, Hilary Duff. founder Bethenny Frankel. (PG) 7.30 Cooper’s Treasure (M)
TV Films, page 68 8.30 The Real Housewives 6.00 The Bidding Room (G) Darrell Miklos searches for
8.50 ■ Goldstone (2016, M, R) Ultimate Girls (M, HD) A trip 7.00 My Lottery Dream Home sunken treasure based on
Three years after exposing kicks off with shots fired on International (G) information from astronaut
corruption in his home a private jet. 7.30 Celebrity Catchphrase (PG) Gordon Cooper.
town, a detective is sent to a 9.35 The Real Housewives of UK game show in which 8.20 Bering Sea Gold (M) Zeke
small mining town to find a New Jersey (M, HD) The celebs compete for charity. takes a gamble on a new
missing Asian tourist. Aaron guys turn on Bill over 8.30 ■ The Great Gatsby (2013, dredger with game-changing
Pedersen, Alex Russell, David Jennifer’s antics. M) Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey technology.
Gulpilil, David Wenham, Jacki 10.35 Killer Siblings (M, R, HD) Maguire, Carey Mulligan. 9.10 Jungle Gold (PG, R)
Weaver. 11.30 Snapped (M, R, HD) 11.00 Celebrity Catchphrase 10.50 Overhaulin’ (G, R)
10.40 – 11.40 Billy T James (G, R) 12.25am Infomercials 5.00 – 6.00 (PG, R) 11.40 Man vs Wild (PG, R)
Comedy series. Face Off (PG, R, HD) 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.25am Programmes continue
TVNZ DUKE FREEVIEW 6 SKY 023 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY 034 RIALTO SKY 039
7.00 DUKEbox Music 6.05 Rams (2020, PG) Sam Neill, 6.25 Single White Female (1992, 7.40 Ammonite (2020, 16) Kate
12.45 Extreme E: Electric Odyssey Michael Caton 16) Bridget Fonda, Jennifer Winslet, Saoirse Ronan
1.15 The Chase Australia (G, 8.05 The Dry (2020, 16) Eric Jason Leigh 9.35 Kaleidoscope (2016, 16)
HD, C) Bana, Genevieve O’Reilly 8.10 A Night in Casablanca (1946, Toby Jones
2.05 Pure Fly NZ (M, R, HD) 10.00 Wrath of Man (2021, 16) G) Groucho Marx 11.15 There Are No Fakes (2019,
2.55 The Big Bang Theory (G, R, Jason Statham 9.35 Family Business (1989, M) 16) Canadian documentary.
HD, C) s2ep17 11.56 Radioactive (2019, M) Sean Connery 1.15 The Unusual Suspects
6.05 Ten 7 Summer (PG, HD, C) Rosamund Pike, Sam Riley 11.25 The Shining (1980, 16) Jack Marathon (M) s1ep1-4
6.35 Hustle & Tow (G, HD) 1.46 A Quiet Place Part II (2020, Nicholson, Shelley Duvall 4.55 Crock of Gold: A Few
7.05 Family Guy (PG, R, HD, M) Emily Blunt, Cillian 1.43 Pale Rider (1985, PG) Clint Rounds with Shane
C, AD) The Griffins open a Murphy Eastwood, Michael Moriarty MacGowan (2020, 16) UK
restaurant, but can’t attract 3.21 Hard Kill (2020, 16) Jesse 3.35 The River Wild (1994, M) documentary.
any customers. Metcalfe, Bruce Willis Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon 7.05 Luxor (2020, M) Andrea
7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C) 4.57 Ride Like a Girl (2019, PG) 5.22 Modern Romance (1981, PG) Riseborough
When Lisa’s plan to become Teresa Palmer, Sam Neill Albert Brooks 8.30 Rialto Selection: Eternal
more popular backfires, Lady 6.36 Let Him Go (2020, M) Kevin 6.55 Dad’s Army (1971, PG) The Beauty (2019, M) A woman
Gaga shows up in Springfield Costner, Diane Lane elderly members of a home suffering depression after
to help her with her self- 8.30 The Outpost (2020, 16) guard defend their town being left at the altar forms
esteem. s23ep22 Based on the Battle of during WWII. Arthur Lowe, a bond with another patient.
8.30 Taskmaster (16, R, HD, C, Kamdesh during the war John Le Mesurier Sally Hawkins TV Films,
AD) Greg Davies and Alex in Afghanistan. Scott 8.30 The Bodyguard (1992, M) page 68
Horne give bizarre tasks to a Eastwood, Orlando Bloom After a pop singer receives 10.05 Above Suspicion (2019, 16)
group of comedians. s6ep3 10.35 The French Dispatch (2021, threatening notes, a former Based on the true story of
9.30 ■ Se7en (1995, 16, HD, C, M) Journalists at a French secret service agent one of the most notorious
AD) Two detectives hunt foreign bureau create the becomes her bodyguard. crimes in FBI history. Emilia
a serial killer who is taking final issue of their magazine. Kevin Costner, Whitney Clarke, Jack Huston
his inspiration from the Owen Wilson, Bill Murray, Houston 11.50 The Other Lamb (2019, 18)
seven deadly sins. Brad Pitt, Frances McDormand, Jeffrey 10.35 The Swimmer (1968, M) Burt Raffey Cassidy
Morgan Freeman, Gwyneth Wright Lancaster, Janet Landgard 1.25am Crash and Burn (2016, M)
Paltrow. 12.25am The Hitman’s Wife’s 12.10am Being John Malkovich 2.50 Hot Chocolate (2020, M) 3.10
11.50 Alphas (M, HD) Bodyguard (2021, 16) 2.20 (1999, M) 2.00 T-Men (1947, PG) The Unusual Suspects (M) s1ep1&2
12.40am Blood Drive (16, HD) 1.30 – Greenland (2020, M) 4.20 Four 3.30 All That Jazz (1979, M) 5.30 5.00 The Unusual Suspects (16)
2.20 ■ Dominion (16, HD) Good Days (2019, M) Comanche Station (1960, M) s1ep3&4
SKY CHANNELS American Monster (M) 2.55 Evil Lives Here (M) 3.50
Your Worst Nightmare Marathon (M) 8.30 Chasing
Ghislaine (M) 10.00 Signs of a Psychopath (M)
Vibe SKY 006 10.30 The Perfect Murder (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next
Door (M) 12.15am Programmes continue
6.00 Veronica Mars (M) s4ep1 6.55 Monday
Mornings (M) s1ep9 7.55 Gilmore Girls Omnibus
(PG) Noon Downton Abbey (M) s5ep1 1.10 Blue Sky Arts SKY 020
Bloods (M) s8ep12 2.00 Judge Judy Omnibus 7.00 India on Film 8.00 Raúl Juliá: The World’s a
(PG) 4.30 Veronica Mars (M) s4ep1 5.30 Indian Stage 9.00 Forte 10.00 The Big Book Club 11.00
Dream Hotel (M) 6.30 A Million Little Things (M) Stars of the Silver Screen 11.45 The Directors 12.30
s2ep4 7.30 Martha’s Vineyard Mysteries: A Beautiful Great British Photography Challenge 1.30 Rankin’s
Place to Die (PG) A detective is drawn back into 2020 1.55 Sgt. Pepper Live (G) The Philharmonie
crime solving when a body washes up at Martha’s de Paris and artists from the British independent
Vineyard. 9.10 Riviera (16) Unable to broker peace rock scene pay tribute to the Beatles’ album. 3.00
with Nico, Georgina is forced to disclose the truth India on Film 4.00 Art of Architecture 5.30 Put
about Constantine’s death. s2ep8 10.10 Rizzoli & Some Colour in Your Life 6.00 Other Voices 7.00
Isles Omnibus (M) 2.20am Programmes continue Koi (G) Documentary about two men who are still
searching for people missing after the 2011 tsunami.
UKTV SKY 007 8.00 Being Billy Apple (G) Documentary about
the New Zealand artist. 9.10 ■ Miguelito (2019, G)
6.00 QI Marathon (M) 7.30 Would I Lie to You?
Marathon (PG) 9.00 The Bill Marathon (M) 1.10
Documentary. 10.45 ■ Munch in Hell (2018, PG) Living:
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Casualty (PG) 1.55 Professor T (M) s1ep2 2.45
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Holby City (PG) s20ep48 3.50 Grantchester (M)
s1ep1 4.45 Grantchester (PG) s1ep2 5.40 Call the
Midwife (PG) s5ep2 6.40 Call the Midwife (M) The Discovery SKY 070 SKY SPORT
Poplar community pulls together to prepare for 6.05 How Do They Do It? (PG) 6.55 Dino Hunters
the annual summer fete. s2ep5 7.40 Casualty (PG) (PG) 7.45 Aussie Gold Hunters Marathon (PG) 12.10 Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
s36ep27 8.30 Midsomer Murders (M) Barnaby and Alaskan Bush People (PG) 1.05 Cal Fire (M) 2.00 6.40 Super Rugby Pacific, Moana Pasifika v
Jones investigate a possible drowning, but can Gold Rush (M) 2.55 Outback Opal Hunters (PG) Hurricanes, highlights 8.40 Gallagher Premiership,
they intervene before the body count escalates? 3.50 Mighty Cruise Ships Marathon (PG) 6.35 Gold Gloucester v Worcester Warriors, live 10.45 6
s13ep5 10.20 Hypothetical (M) With Tessa Coates, Rush: White Water (PG) 7.30 Maine Cabin Masters Nations, replay 12.45 Super Rugby Pacific, Rebels v
Stephen Mangan, Shappi Khorsandi and Charlie (PG) 8.30 Homestead Rescue: Raney Ranch (PG) Fijian Drua, highlights 1.00 Gallagher Premiership,
Brooker. s2ep4 11.10 Who Do You Think You Are? 9.30 Guardians of the Glades (M) 10.30 Strange London Irish v Harlequins, live 3.00 Rugby Heaven
(PG) Charles Dance explores his family history Evidence (PG) 11.25 Nasa’s Unexplained Files (PG) 4.00 Super Rugby Pacific, Highlanders v Blues,
and is determined to learn about his dad. 12.10am 12.15am Programmes continue from Forsyth Barr Stadium, Dunedin, live 6.30
Programmes continue Super Rugby Pacific, Chiefs v Crusaders, from FMG
National Geographic SKY 072 Stadium Waikato, Hamilton, live 9.30 Super Rugby
SoHo SKY 010 6.00 Food Factory (PG) 6.30 Running Wild with Pacific, Reds v Waratahs, from Suncorp Stadium,
6.40 A Million Little Things (M) s4ep11 7.25 Temple Bear Grylls (PG) 8.30 The ‘80s Top Ten (PG) Brisbane, live 12.00am Six Nations, Italy v Scotland,
(16) s2ep final 8.10 Station Eleven (16) s1ep4 8.55 9.30 Brain Games: On the Road (PG) 10.30 Great highlights 12.30 Six Nations, Wales v France,
The Fear Index (16) s1ep2 9.40 Who Killed Garrett Inventions (PG) 12.30 Original Sin (M) 1.30 Food highlights 12.50 Women’s Six Nations, Scotland
Phillips? (16) s1ep2 11.20 The Rook (16) s1ep5 Factory USA (PG) 2.30 Colossal Machines (PG) v England, from Edinburgh Rugby Stadium, live
12.10 Intelligence Marathon (M) s2ep1-final 2.40 3.30 The 80s Top Ten Marathon (PG) 7.30 Inside 3.00 Super Rugby Pacific, Highlanders v Blues,
Peacemaker Marathon (18) s1ep1-6 7.00 Peacemaker the SS (PG) 9.30 Trafficked with Mariana van Zeller highlights 3.35 Super Rugby Pacific, Moana Pasifika
(18) Harcourt, Murn and Adebayo find themselves (16) Mariana follows a meth superhighway from v Hurricanes, highlights 5.35 Women’s Six Nations,
surrounded by a full battalion of butterfly cops. a cartel-run lab in Sinaloa across the border and Ireland v Wales, from RDS Arena, Dublin, live
s1ep7 7.45 Peacemaker (18) With Peacemaker and into the lives of American users. 10.30 Air Crash
Adebayo unable to find common ground, the team Investigation (M) 12.30am Programmes continue Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
tries to kill the cow once and for all. s1ep8 8.30 6.30 Super Rugby Pacific, Moana Pasifika v
Your Honor (16) As Carlo’s trial comes to an end, History SKY 073 Hurricanes, highlights 7.00 NBL, Illawarra v NZ
Michael and Adam’s secrets unravel. s1ep10 9.30 Breakers, replay 9.00 Six Nations, France v
Mayans M.C. (16) The need for justice ignites tough 6.30 The Food That Built the World (PG) 7.30
China’s Forbidden City (M) 8.30 Time Team 9.30 England, highlights 9.30 ICC Women’s Cricket
decisions for the Reyes brothers and the MC. s2ep10
Megapolis 10.30 Time Team 11.30 Butterfly Effect World Cup, Bangladesh v Australia, highlights 10.30
10.40 Billions (18) Chuck fights to unlock the city
(PG) 12.30 Massive Engineering Mistakes (PG) 1.30 ICC Women’s Cricket World Cup, New Zealand v
for the people, and Prince and his brain trust hatch
The Food That Built the World (PG) 2.30 China’s Pakistan, from Hagley Oval, Christchurch, live 7.00
a plan to turn the tables. s6ep9 11.40 Winning Time:
Forbidden City (M) 3.30 Treasures Decoded (PG) Six Nations, France v England, highlights 7.30 Asian
The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty (16) s1ep2 12.40am
4.30 Egypt (PG) 5.30 Rome: Empire Without Limit Tour, Delhi Golf Club Open, round 3, live 11.30 Super
Programmes continue
(PG) 6.30 The Nile: 5000 Years of History (PG) Rugby Pacific, Rebels v Fijian Drua, highlights 11.45
7.30 Ancient Egypt: Life and Death (PG) 8.30 The NBL, Illawarra Hawks v NZ Breakers, highlights
Living SKY 017 Engineering That Built the World (PG) Engineer 12.15am Super Rugby Pacific, Force v Brumbies,
6.15 Home of the Year Scotland (PG) 7.05 Cake Joseph Strauss and President Herbert Hoover battle replay from HBF Park, Perth 2.15 Super Rugby
Wars (PG) 8.45 Salvage Hunters: Best Buys to build the two longest suspension bridges of all Pacific, Moana Pasifika v Hurricanes, highlights
Marathon (PG) 11.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 12.10 time in San Francisco. 9.30 Inside Hitler’s Bunker 2.50 Indian Premier League, Chennai Super Kings v
Love Your Garden Specials (PG) 1.05 Long Lost (PG) 10.30 The Machines That Built the World (PG) Kolkata Knight Riders, live
Family UK (PG) 2.00 Guy’s Grocery Games (PG) 11.30 The War (M) 12.30am Programmes continue
3.50 BBQ Brawl (PG) 4.45 Restaurant: Impossible Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
(PG) 5.40 Shed and Buried Marathon (PG) 7.30 BBC Earth SKY 074 6.00 West Indies v England, 3rd test, day 2, from
Great Canal Journeys (PG) Tim and Pru embark
6.00 Life Below Zero (M) 6.50 Life Below Zero: The National Cricket Stadium, live 11.00 PFL Challenger
on a voyage through canal history as they explore
Thaw (M) 8.30 24 Hours in A&E (PG) 10.10 Animals Series, week 5, highlights Noon Pakistan v Australia
the waterways of North East England. 8.30
with Cameras: The Making of (PG) 10.20 Strangest 3rd test, day 5, last 2 hours, replay 2.00 NRL,
Gardening Australia (PG) 9.40 Love Your Garden
Things (PG) Noon Round Planet (PG) 12.30 Wild South Sydney Rabbitohs v Sydney Roosters,
(PG) In Grantham, Alan Titschmarsh visits Rob
Kingdom (PG) 2.35 Fishing Leopards (PG) 3.30 Spy replay from Accor Stadium, Sydney 4.00 Rugby
and Margaret, who have fostered more than 150
in the Wild II (PG) 4.35 Ireland with Simon Reeve League, Women’s Premiership, Counties Manukau
children. 10.40 Born Mucky: Life on the Farm
(M) 5.40 The Dog Rescuers with Alan Davies (PG) v Canterbury, from Trusts Stadium, Auckland, live
(PG) 11.30 Guy’s Grocery Games (PG) 1.10am
6.30 The Octopus in My House (PG) 7.30 Fishing 6.00 West Indies v England, 3rd test, day 2, last 2
Programmes continue
Leopards (PG) A leopard mother and her two cubs hours, replay 8.00 PFL Challenger Series, week 6
survive in the wilds of Botswana by learning to 11.00 ICC Women’s Cricket World Cup, Bangladesh
Investigation Discovery SKY 018 catch fish. 8.30 Equator from the Air (PG) Gordon v Australia, highlights 12.00am ICC Women’s Cricket
6.05 Who the (Bleep) Did I Marry? Marathon (M) Buchanan crosses the Pacific, where marine life is World Cup, New Zealand v Pakistan, highlights 1.00
7.45 Still a Mystery (M) 8.35 Grave Secrets (M) threatened by human activity. 9.35 Life Below Zero South Africa v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, highlights 1.30
9.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 10.20 Disappeared (M) 10.30 The Truth About Better Mental Health West Indies v England, 3rd test, day 2, highlights
(M) 11.15 The Perfect Murder (M) 12.10 Chasing (PG) 11.25 Ireland with Simon Reeve (M) 12.30am 2.45 West Indies v England, 3rd test, day 3, from
Ghislaine (M) 1.35 Signs of a Psychopath (M) 2.00 Programmes continue National Cricket Stadium, Grenada, live
BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024
12.30 Tagata Pasifika
1.00 Piri’s Tiki Tour (PG, R)
1.40 ■ Agent Cody Banks (2003,
PG, R) Frankie Muniz, Hilary 6.00 Face Off Marathon (PG, R, 6.00 Meet the Orangutans (G, R) 7.30 Tanked (PG, R)
Duff. HD) s13ep2-5 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 9.00 Goblin Works Garage
3.30 Lucky Dip (G, R) 9.10 Catfish Marathon (PG, 7.30 30 Minute Meals (G) (PG, R)
4.00 Waka Huia (G, R) R, HD) 8.00 Nigelissima (G, R) 9.45 Abalone Wars (PG, R)
4.30 The Negotiators (G, R) 10.50 The Big Shot with Bethenny 8.30 Gino’s Coastal Escape (G, R) 10.30 Treehouse Masters (PG, R)
5.00 My Māori Midwife (PG, R) (R, HD) 9.00 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 11.15 Manhunt with Joel Lambert
5.15 K’Rd Chronicles (PG, R) 11.40 Undercover Boss (PG, 10.00 The Bidding Room (G, R) (PG, R)
5.30 Te Ao Toa Erena Mikaere R, HD) 11.00 Restored (G) Noon Unique Rides (PG, R)
and Stacey Fluhler present a 12.30 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s4ep10 Noon Bakeaway Camp with 12.45 Overhaulin’ (G, R)
sports show. 1.30 Dog Rescuers (PG, R, HD) Martha Stewart (G) 1.30 Wheeler Dealers Marathon
6.30 First Footprints (2020, G, R) 2.30 Rich Kids Go Skint (PG, 1.00 The Laundry Guy (G) (PG, R)
Documentary series about R, HD) 1.30 Celebrity Catchphrase 6.00 Overhaulin’ (G)
Australia’s ancient past. 3.30 Shark Tank (PG, R, HD) (PG, R) 6.45 Street Science (PG)
7.30 Women of the Silk Road (G, 6.30 Love It or List It (G, HD) 2.30 My Lottery Dream Home 7.30 Goblin Works Garage (PG)
R) Documentary in which 7.30 ■ Brokeback Mountain International (G, R) Jimmy de Ville, Ant Partridge
four women from different (2005, M, R, HD) Two 3.00 Preposterous Pets (PG) and Helen Stanley revive the
countries along the Silk Road cowboys form a relationship 4.00 Jamie’s Quick and Easy (G) classic British engineering
share their stories. that is further complicated 4.30 Mary Berry’s Simple company Goblin Works with
8.40 ■ The Straight Story (1999, when they both marry. Heath Comforts (G) car and motorbike rebuilds.
G) An elderly man makes a Ledger, Jake Gyllenhaal, 5.00 Museum Mysteries (PG) 8.20 Iron Resurection (PG)
long journey by lawnmower Michelle Williams. 6.00 The Bidding Room (G) Joe Martin and his team
to mend his relationship 10.15 ■ Friends with Benefits 7.00 Billy Buys Brooklyn (PG) give rusted and damaged
with an ill brother. Richard (2011, 16, R, HD) Two friends 7.30 The Chase USA (PG) vehicles a second chance.
Farnsworth, Sissy Spacek, believe adding sex to their 8.30 ■ On the Basis of Sex (2018, 9.10 Texas Metal (PG)
Harry Dean Stanton. friendship will not lead M) Felicity Jones. 10.00 Amish Mafia (M)
10.40 – 11.40 Tāringa (G, R) A to complications. Justin 10.30 The Chase USA (PG, R) 10.50 Overhaulin’ (G, R)
bilingual podcast about the Timberlake, Mila Kunis. 11.30 Baggage Battles (PG) 11.40 Street Science (PG, R)
use of te reo. 12.30am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.05am Programmes continue
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7.00 DUKEbox Music 6.00 Human Capital (2020, M) 6.45 Awakenings (1990, PG) 6.50 Crock of Gold: A Few
1.15 The Chase Australia (G, Liev Schreiber, Marisa Tomei Robert De Niro, Robin Rounds with Shane
HD, C) 7.35 All My Life (2020, M) Harry Williams MacGowan (2020, 16) UK
2.05 Pure Fly NZ (M, R, HD) Shum Jr, Jessica Rothe 8.42 The Fan (1996, 16) Robert De documentary.
3.00 The Big Bang Theory (PG, R, 9.04 Unhinged (2020, 16) Russell Niro, Wesley Snipes 9.00 Luxor (2020, M) Andrea
HD, C) s10ep2 Crowe, Caren Pistorius 10.34 Wolf (1994, M) Jack Riseborough
6.00 Ten 7 Summer (PG, HD, C) 10.34 The French Dispatch (2021, Nicolson, Michelle Pfeiffer 10.25 Eternal Beauty (2019, M)
6.30 Hustle & Tow (PG, HD) M) Bill Murray 12.35 Fanny (1961, G) Leslie Caron, Sally Hawkins
7.00 Family Guy (PG, R, HD, 12.19 The Silencing (2020, M) Horst Buchholz Noon Above Suspicion (2019, 16)
C, AD) Nikolaj Coster-Waldau 2.45 The Bodyguard (1992, M) Emilia Clarke, Jack Huston
7.30 The Simpsons (M, R, HD, C) 1.50 Crisis (2020, 16) Gary Kevin Costner, Whitney 1.45 Hot Chocolate (2020, M)
8.30 NZ Hunter Adventures (M, Oldman, Armie Hammer Houston Margaret Sydenham
HD) The crew set off on a 3.45 The Craft: Legacy (2020, M) 4.50 Crossroads (1986, PG) Ralph 2.05 The Man on the Island
massive alpine undertaking Cailee Spaeny, Gideon Adlon Macchio, Joe Seneca (2020, M) NZ documentary.
from Aoraki/Mt Cook village, 5.20 Songbird (2020, 16) KJ Apa 6.25 Nil by Mouth (1997, 18) Ray 3.25 The Extraordinary (2019, M)
bagging a swag of 3000m 6.45 Take Home Pay (2019, M) A Winstone, Kathy Burke Vincent Cassel
peaks before hunting their seasonal worker from Samoa 8.30 Funny Girl (1968, G) A bit 5.20 The Mole Agent (2020, G)
way out the inhospitable hires a private investigator player on the vaudeville Chilean documentary.
Cook River. s8ep5 to help him retrieve some stage works her way up 6.50 The Father (2020, M)
9.50 SAS: Who Dares Wins stolen money. Tofiga to stardom on Broadway. Anthony Hopkins
(M, C) The recruits face a Fepulea’i, Vito Vito Barbra Streisand, Omar 8.30 Rialto British: The Man in
forward abseil, an extreme 8.30 Respect (2021, M) Based on Sharif, Kay Medford, Walter the Hat (2020, PG) A man
water immersion exercise, the story of singing superstar Pidgeon journeys through France in
and a team event in a dark Aretha Franklin. Jennifer 10.55 Stand by Me (1986, M) Four a Fiat 500. Ciarán Hinds,
network of tunnels. s6ep2 Hudson, Forest Whitaker friends set out to find the Stephen Dillane TV Films,
10.55 Race Across the World (G, TV Films, page 68 body of a missing boy. River page 68
R, HD, C, AD) The teams 10.54 The Marksman (2021, M) Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Wil 10.10 Flannery (2019, M) US
head out of Copan Ruinas Liam Neeson Wheaton, Jerry O’Connell, documentary.
in western Honduras to their 12.38am Superintelligence (2020, Kiefer Sutherland 11.35 Fanny Lye Deliver’d (2019,
next checkpoint, Panama PG) 2.20 The Doorman (2020, 16) 12.25am Gilda (1946, PG) 2.15 Death 16) Maxine Peake
City. 3.54 Chronicles Mysteries: Vines Becomes Her (1992, PG) 3.55 The 1.30am Betting on Zero (2016, PG)
12.05am – 12.55 12 Monkeys (M, That Bind (2019, PG) 5.17 The Frighteners (1996, M) 5.45 Decision 3.20 The Father (2020, M) 5.00
HD) s2ep4 Unholy (2021, M) at Sundown (1957, M) The Man on the Island (2020, M)
SKY CHANNELS (M) 9.30 Grave Secrets (M) 10.30 The Perfect
Murder (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am
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6.25 Indian Dream Hotel (M) 7.15 A Million Little Sky Arts SKY 020
Things (M) s2ep4 8.05 Judge Judy Omnibus 6.45 ■ Munch in Hell (2018, PG) 8.00 Salzburg
(PG) 9.45 Rizzoli & Isles Omnibus (M) 1.55 Riviera Festival 2020: Cosi Fan Tutte 10.30 Put Some
(16) s2ep8 2.50 Martha’s Vineyard Mysteries: A Colour in Your Life 11.00 Koi Noon Being Billy Apple
Beautiful Place to Die (PG) 4.30 The Arrival (M) 1.10 ■ Miguelito (2019, G) 2.45 ■ Munch in Hell
s1ep1 5.30 Living with Tourette’s (M) s3ep2 6.30 (2018, PG) 4.00 Florez in Florence (G) Juan Diego
Kids Say the Darndest Things (PG) s2ep15&16 7.30 Flórez performs at the Maggio Musicale Fiorentino.
Back in Time for School (PG) Following WWII, 5.45 Up to the Sky 6.20 Johnny Cash: Man in Black
the education system undergoes a revolution and in Britain 7.10 The Great Pottery Throwdown 8.00
the students get a taste of deportment, debate ■ Depeche Mode: One Night in Paris (2002, G) A
and even dancing. s1ep3 8.30 Council of Dads (M) concert recorded during the band’s Exciter tour in
Robin contemplates romantic life after Scott, and 2001. 10.00 Up to the Sky 10.30 Rock Legends:
Luly and Evan make a risky investment. s1ep4 9.30 Coldplay 11.15 Rock Legends: Prince 12.00am
The Brokenwood Mysteries (M) When a body is Programmes continue
found in an abandoned mental health facility, Mike’s
interrogation skills are put to the test when the only
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6.05 How Do They Do It? (PG) 6.55 Expedition X
Britain, 6.20pm
(M) s1ep1 12.15am Programmes continue
(M) 7.45 Guardians of the Glades (M) 8.35 Cal Fire
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1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R)
2.30 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Kids’ Programmes
6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 Preposterous Pets (PG, R) 6.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
Rangitane (G, R) Rangitāne, 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s4ep13 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.45 Goblin Works Garage (PG, R)
from Fielding. 10.55 Bar Rescue (PG, R, HD) 7.30 30 Minute Meals (G) 7.30 Tanked (PG, R)
6.30 Te Ao Mārama 11.50 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, 8.00 Jamie’s Quick and Easy 8.15 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
7.00 Marae Current affairs. R, HD) s3ep3 Food (G, R) 9.00 Iron Resurection (PG, R)
7.30 Te Ngākau Tapatahi (G, R) 12.45 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 8.30 Mary Berry’s Simple 9.45 Texas Metal (PG, R)
Series profiling Māori knights 1.40 The Real Housewives of Comforts (G, R) 10.30 Alaskan Bush People
and dames. Tonight, Mason New York City (M, HD) 9.00 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) (PG, R)
Durie and Eddie Durie 2.40 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep1 10.00 The Bidding Room (G, R) 11.15 Tanked (PG, R)
8.00 Te Ao with Moana (G) 3.35 Face Off (PG, R, HD) s13ep6 11.00 Restored (G) Noon Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
Moana Maniapoto presents a 4.35 Celebrity Ghost Stories (PG, Noon History Hunters (G) 12.45 Treehouse Masters (PG, R)
current affairs series. R, HD) 1.00 The Shatner Project (G) 1.30 Homestead Rescue (PG, R)
8.30 ■ Amazing Grace (2018, 5.30 Shark Tank (PG, HD) 1.30 Billy Buys Brooklyn (PG, R) 2.15 Bushcraft Build-Off (PG, R)
G) Documentary featuring 6.30 Bar Rescue (PG, HD) 2.00 The Chase USA (PG, R) 3.00 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
footage of Aretha Franklin 7.30 Snapped (M, HD) A woman 3.00 Outback Vet (PG) 3.45 Tanked (PG, R)
at the New Bethel Baptist discovers her brother’s body 4.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate 4.30 Goblin Works Garage (PG, R)
Church in Watts, Los on his bathroom floor. Cookery Course (PG) 5.15 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
Angeles, in January 1972. 8.30 Snapped: Behind Bars (M, 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 6.00 Tanked (PG)
10.10 Princesses (G, R) Men from HD) Sabrina Zunich tells (PG) 6.45 Wheeler Dealers (PG)
Turtle Island talk about what the chilling story behind her 6.00 The Bidding Room (G) 7.30 Manhunt with Joel Lambert
they find beautiful in an foster mother’s murder. 7.00 Filthy Garden SOS (PG) (PG)
Aboriginal woman. 9.30 Buried in the Backyard (M, 8.00 Newshub Live 8.20 Man vs Wild (PG) Bear Grylls
10.40 Matangireia (G, R) HD) A man vanishes after 8.30 Changing Rooms UK (G) is in Borneo.
Conversations examining the winning the lottery. 9.30 Ugly House to Lovely House 9.10 The Wheel (M)
political legacies of Māori 10.30 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, (PG) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG)
politicians. Tonight, Metiria R, HD) s3ep4 10.30 Filthy Garden SOS (PG, R) 10.50 Tanked (PG, R)
Turei. 11.30 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 11.30 Baggage Battles (PG) 11.40 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
11.10 – 11.40 Te Ao Mārama (R) 12.20am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.25am Programmes continue
TVNZ DUKE FREEVIEW 6 SKY 023 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY 034 RIALTO SKY 039
6.00 On DUKE Today 6.53 Great White (2020, 16) 7.00 Othello (1951, G) Orson 6.20 The Extraordinary (2019, M)
Noon DUKEbox Music Katrina Bowden Welles, Micheal MacLiammoir Vincent Cassel
1.10 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.22 Warrior Queen (2020, M) 8.30 Close Encounters of the 8.10 The Mole Agent (2020, G)
HD, C) s6ep6 Devika Bhise, Rupert Everett Third Kind (1977, PG) Chilean documentary.
1.35 Funny You Should Ask 10.01 Respect (2021, M) Jennifer Richard Dreyfuss, Teri Garr 9.40 The Man in the Hat (2020,
(PG, HD) Hudson, Forest Whitaker 10.45 The Night of the Generals PG) Ciaran Hinds
2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, HD) 12.21 Spontaneous (2020, 16) (1967, PG) Omar Sharif 11.20 Flannery (2019, M) US
2.45 Hunting Aotearoa (G, R, HD) Katherine Langford, Charlie 1.05 The Sailor Who Fell from documentary.
3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, HD) Plummer Grace with the Sea (1976, 18) 12.45 The Father (2020, M)
4.05 The Chase Aus (G, HD, C) 2.00 Danger Close (2019, 16) Kris Kristofferson Anthony Hopkins
4.55 ABC World News (PG) Travis Fimmel, Richard 2.50 The Dead (1987, PG) Anjelica 2.25 Blood (M) s2ep1&2
5.20 Xploration (PG, HD) Roxburgh Huston, Donal McCann 4.05 The Midwife (2017, M)
5.45 Abandoned Engineering 3.55 Ordinary Love (2019, M) 4.10 Buck and the Preacher Catherine Deneuve
(PG, HD, C) Lesley Manville, Liam Neeson (1972, M) Sidney Poitier, 6.00 Once Were Brothers:
6.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 5.25 Those Who Wish Me Dead Harry Belafonte Robbie Robertson and the
HD, C) s6ep7 (2021, 16) Angelina Jolie, 5.50 The Towering Inferno (1974, Band (2019, M) Canadian
7.05 30 Rock (PG, HD, C) s6ep18 Finn Little PG) Steve McQueen, Paul documentary.
7.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C) 7.05 Trauma Center (2019, 16) Newman 7.40 L’Opera (M) s1ep5
s24ep4 Nicky Whelan, Bruce Willis 8.30 Sex, Lies and Videotape 8.30 Rialto World: Only the
8.30 Family Guy (M, C, AD) New 8.30 The Little Things (2021, M) (1989, M) A successful Animals (2019, M) Following
episode express from the US. A deputy sheriff is sent on lawyer’s affair with his sister- the disappearance of a
9.00 Family Guy (PG, R, HD, what should’ve been a quick in-law becomes complicated housewife, five people linked
C, AD) assignment, but becomes with the arrival of a visitor to her are brought together.
9.30 ■ HouseBroken (M, HD, C) the search for a serial killer. with an usual fetish. James Denis Ménochet, Laure
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10.30 Taskmaster (16, R, HD, C, Malek Peter Gallagher 10.30 Aniara (2018, 18) A
AD) s1ep3 10.40 Irresistible (2020, M) Steve 10.10 Escape from New York (1981, spaceship carrying settlers
11.30 Robot Chicken (M, HD) Carell, Rose Byrne 16) Kurt Russell to Mars heads off course.
11.55 Aqua Teen Hunger Force 12.20am Spiral: From the Book 11.50 Bird on a Wire (1990, PG) Emelie Garbers
(M, HD) of Saw (2021, 18) 1.52 Judas & Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn 12.15am The Attack: The
12.25am The Shivering Truth (M, the Black Messiah (2021, 16) 3.54 1.37am Dr. Strangelove (1964, PG) Copenhagen Shootings (2020, 16)
HD) 12.35 Mr Pickles (16, HD) 1.00 – The Forever Purge (2021, 16) 5.35 3.10 Waterloo (1970, G) 5.20 The 1.50 Instinto (18) s1ep1 3.25 Aniara
1.25 ABC World News (PG) Voyagers (2020, 16) House That Dripped Blood (1971, M) (2018, 18) 5.10 L’Opera (M) s1ep5
BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024
1.00 The Casketeers (PG, R)
1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R)
2.30 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Kids’ Programmes 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 Outback Vet (PG, R) 6.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep1 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.45 Manhunt with Joel Lambert
Rangitane (G, R) Rangitāne, 10.55 Bar Rescue (PG, R, HD) 7.30 30 Minute Meals (G) (PG, R)
from Fielding. 11.50 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, 8.00 Gordon Ramsay’s Ultimate 7.30 Tanked (PG, R)
6.30 Te Ao Mārama R, HD) s3ep4 Cookery Course (PG, R) 8.15 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
7.00 Toi Te Ora (G, R) Rewi 12.50 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 9.00 Mysteries at the Museum 9.00 Man vs Wild (PG, R)
Spraggon discusses his 1.45 The Real Housewives of (PG, R) 9.45 The Wheel (M, R)
hāngī business. New York City (M, HD) 10.00 The Bidding Room (G, R) 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
7.30 David Rocco’s Dolce Africa 2.45 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep2 11.00 Restored (G) 11.15 Tanked (PG, R)
(G) David Rocco explores 3.40 Face Off (PG, R, HD) s13ep7 Noon Ugly House to Lovely House Noon Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
the cultures and cuisines of 4.40 Celebrity Ghost Stories (PG, (PG, R) 12.45 Unique Rides (PG, R)
Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania, R, HD) 1.00 Changing Rooms UK (G, R) 1.30 Kindig Customs (PG, R)
Zanzibar and South Africa. 5.35 Shark Tank (PG, HD) 2.00 Filthy Garden SOS (PG, R) 2.15 Street Outlaws: No Prep
8.00 Hunt with Me (PG, R) The 6.35 Bar Rescue (PG, HD) 3.00 Meet the Penguins (G) Kings (PG, R)
Clarke Boys track down 7.30 Air Crash Investigations 4.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Food 3.00 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
deer, and Shannon Neho is (M, HD) Fight Club (PG) 3.45 Tanked (PG, R)
hunting at Houhora. 8.30 Reported Missing (M, R, HD) 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 4.30 Manhunt with Joel Lambert
8.30 Animal Empires (G) Wildlife An ex-soldier with PTSD (PG) (PG, R)
series. goes missing after posting 6.00 The Bidding Room (G) 5.15 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
9.30 Fighting Chance (PG) The that he wants to end it all. 7.00 The Motorway (PG) 6.00 Tanked (PG)
crew begin to strengthen 9.45 Killer Siblings (M, HD) A 8.00 Newshub Live With Rebecca 6.45 Wheeler Dealers (PG)
what they’re good at. peaceful town is rocked by Wright. 7.30 Abalone Wars (PG)
10.00 Home, Land and Sea (G, the murder of the young 8.30 Big House Clearout (PG) 8.20 River of No Return (M)
R) Series celebrating Māori wife of a preacher’s son. 9.30 Ugly House to Lovely House 9.10 Deadliest Catch (M)
success in the farming sector. 10.45 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, (PG) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG)
10.30 2021 National Sprint R, HD) s3ep5 10.30 The Motorway (PG, R) 10.50 Tanked (PG, R)
Championships (R) 11.40 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 11.30 Baggage Battles (PG) 11.40 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
11.00 – 11.40 Te Ao Mārama (R) 12.30am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.25am Programmes continue
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6.00 On DUKE Today 7.20 Follow Me (2020, 16) 7.00 A Few Good Men (1992, PG) 6.00 The Midwife (2017, M)
Noon DUKEbox Music Keegan Allen, Holland Roden Jack Nicholson, Tom Cruise Catherine Deneuve
1.05 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.50 Chronicle Mysteries: 9.13 The Towering Inferno (1974, 7.55 Once Were Brothers:
HD, C) s6ep7 Recovered (2019, PG) Alison PG) Steve McQueen, Paul Robbie Robertson and the
1.30 Funny You Should Ask Sweeney, Benjamin Ayres Newman Band (2019, M) Canadian
(G, HD) 10.15 The Courier (2020) (2020, 11.55 T-Men (1947, PG) Dennis documentary.
2.15 My Country Kitchen (G, HD) M) Benedict Cumberbatch, O’Keefe, Mary Meade 9.35 Only the Animals (2019, M)
2.45 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, Rachel Brosnahan 1.25 Wyatt Earp (1994, M) Kevin Denis Menochet
R, HD) 12.07 Come Play (2020, M) Azhy Costner, Dennis Quaid 11.35 L’Opera (M) s1ep5
3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (G, HD) Robertson, Gillian Jacobs 4.28 All the President’s Men 12.25 The Attack: The
4.05 The Chase Australia (G, 1.45 Blackbird (2019, M) Susan (1976, 16) Dustin Hoffman, Copenhagen Shootings
HD, C) Sarandon, Sam Neill Robert Redford (2020, 16) Danish
4.55 ABC World News (PG) 3.23 Radioactive (2019, M) 6.41 Boyz N the Hood (1991, documentary.
5.15 Xploration: Awesome Planet Rosamund Pike, Sam Riley M) A teenager is is sent to 2.00 Blood (M) s2ep3&4
5.13 Big Time Adolescence live with his father in South 3.35 Creating a Character: The
(PG, HD)
(2019, 16) Pete Davidson, Central Los Angeles amid Moni Yakim Legacy (2020,
5.45 Abandoned Engineering
Griffin Gluck a booming gang culture. M) US documentary.
(PG, HD, C)
6.45 Old (2021, M) Gael García Cuba Gooding Jr, Laurence 4.50 Sulphur and White (2020,
6.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R,
Bernal, Vicky Krieps Fishburne 16) Mark Stanley
HD, C) s6ep8 8.30 Music (2021, M) A newly- 8.30 As Good as It Gets (1997, M) 6.50 The 8th (2020, M) Irish
7.05 30 Rock (PG, HD, C) s6ep19 sober woman receives news A single mother, a bigoted documentary.
7.30 The Simpsons (G, R, HD, C) that she’s to become the author and a gay artist form 8.30 L’Opera (16) Zoe holds out
s24ep6 sole guardian of her half- an unlikely friendship. Jack hope that her departure will
8.30 ■ Demolition Man (1993, sister, who is on the autism Nicholson, Helen Hunt, Greg be temporary. s1ep6
M, HD, C, AD) Sylvester spectrum. Kate Hudson, Kinnear 9.20 The Capote Tapes (2019, 16)
Stallone, Wesley Snipes, Maddie Ziegler, Leslie Odom 10.45 Serpico (1973, 16) Based US documentary.
Sandra Bullock. Jr, Héctor Elizondo on the story of a New York 11.00 Honey Boy (2019, 16) Shia
10.35 ■ Rambo: First Blood 10.20 Let Him Go (2020, M) Kevin cop who blew the whistle LaBeouf
II (1985, 16, HD, C, AD) Costner, Diane Lane on rampant corruption in 12.35am Instinto (16) s1ep2 2.05
Sylvester Stallone. 12.15am A Quiet Place Part II (2020, the force. Al Pacino, Tony Creating a Character: The Moni
12.20am ■ Rambo III (1988, 16, HD, M) 1.50 Nobody (2021, 16) 3.20 Let Roberts Yakim Legacy (2020, M) 3.20
C, AD) Sylvester Stallone. 2.05 – Them All Talk (2020, M) 5.10 The 12.55am JFK (1991, M) 4.00 Young Sulphur and White (2020, 16) 5.20
2.30 ABC World News (PG) Space Between (2021, M) Winston (1972, G) The 8th (2020, M)
SKY CHANNELS American Monster (M) 6.35 Evil Lives Here (M) 8.30
People Magazine Investigates (M) 9.30 Chasing
Ghislaine (M) 11.00 Signs of a Psychopath (M) 11.25
Vibe SKY 006 Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am Programmes
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6.00 Gilmore Girls (PG) 6.50 Judge Judy (PG)
7.15 Rizzoli & Isles (M) s6ep3 8.05 Medium (M)
s3ep10 8.50 Judging Amy (M) s3ep8 9.35 Major Sky Arts SKY 020
Crimes (M) s2ep10 10.20 Judge Judy (PG) 11.00 6.00 The World’s Greatest Paintings 6.45 Talking
Ambulance (16) Noon Stacey Dooley: The Truth Heads: Alan Bennett Monologues 7.15 Agatha
Behind … (M) 1.00 Hospital (M) s5ep3 2.00 Rizzoli Christie’s England 8.00 Exhibition on Screen (PG)
& Isles (M) s6ep3 2.50 Medium (M) s3ep10 3.40 9.30 ■ Ara Malikian: A Life Among Strings (2019,
Judging Amy (M) s3ep8 4.30 Judge Judy (PG) G) 11.00 Landscape Artist of the Year 11.45 Raiders
5.30 Gilmore Girls (PG) 6.30 Major Crimes (M) of Lost Art: Vanishing Vermeers 12.30 ■ Nomad: In
s2ep10 7.30 Agatha Raisin (PG) s3ep6 8.30 Van the Footsteps of Bruce Chatwin (2019, G) 2.00 The
Der Valk (M) An employee of a diamond company World’s Greatest Paintings 2.45 Talking Heads: Alan
is killed and his body is delivered in pieces to Bennett Monologues 3.15 Agatha Christie’s England
the firm’s siblings and heirs. s2ep2 10.15 Judging 4.00 Home Is Where the Art Is 4.45 WWII and
Amy (M) s3ep8 11.05 Judge Judy (PG) 12.05am Cinema 5.35 In the Making 6.00 The Directors: Fritz
Programmes continue Lange 6.45 The Directors: Howard Hawkes 7.30
Fake or Fortune? 8.30 Portrait Artist of the Year 9.15 Living: Escape to the PerfectTown
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30pm
UKTV SKY 007 Tintoretto: A Rebel in Venice 10.45 The Liberators
12.00am Programmes continue
6.25 Fawlty Towers (16) s2ep5 6.55 EastEnders
(PG) 7.20 The Graham Norton Show (PG) s24ep7
8.10 The Bill (M) 9.00 A Touch of Frost (M) s9ep2 Discovery SKY 070 SKY SPORT
10.15 Father Brown (M) s1ep7 11.05 Doc Martin (PG) 6.05 How Do They Do It? (PG) 6.30 Man Caves
s6ep5 11.55 Midsomer Murders (M) s5ep3 1.35 The (PG) 6.55 You Have Been Warned (M) 7.45 Maine Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
Bill (M) 2.25 New Tricks (M) s3ep6 3.25 8 Out of Cabin Masters (PG) 8.35 Top Gear (PG) 9.25 Fast 7.00 Rugby Nation 7.30 Ultimate Pool, Champions
10 Cats Does Countdown (M) 4.20 The Graham N’ Loud (PG) 10.20 Impossible Repairs (PG) 11.15 League, live 10.30 Women’s Six Nations, Ireland
Norton Show (M) s24ep8 5.15 Who Do You Think Dino Hunters (PG) 12.10 How Do They Do It? (PG) v Wales, highlights 11.00 Women’s Six Nations,
You Are? (PG) 6.20 QI (M) 6.55 EastEnders (PG) 12.35 Man Caves (PG) 1.05 Mysteries at the Museum Scotland v England, highlights 11.30 Super Rugby
7.25 QI (M) 8.00 Would I Lie to You? (PG) 8.35 (PG) 2.00 Naked and Afraid (PG) 2.55 Aussie Pacific, Force v Brumbies, replay from HBF Park,
Heartbeat (M) Somebody breaks into John Harper’s Gold Hunters (PG) 3.50 Deadliest Catch (M) 4.45 Perth 1.30 Super Rugby Pacific, Moana Pasifika
cottage and swaps the blind man’s money with Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 5.40 Fast N’ Loud (M) v Hurricanes, replay from Mt Smart Stadium,
paper. s17ep12 9.30 Call the Midwife (PG) Dr Turner 6.35 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) 7.30 Outback Opal Auckland 3.30 Women’s Six Nations, France v Italy,
manages to get Poplar included in the mass X-ray Hunters (PG) 8.30 Expedition X (M) 9.30 What on replay 5.30 Between Two Posts 6.30 Super Rugby
screening programme for TB. s2ep6 10.30 Father Earth? (PG) 11.25 Naked and Afraid (M) 12.15am Pacific, Moana Pasifika v Blues, from Mt Smart
Brown (M) s1ep7 11.25 Midsomer Murders (M) s5ep3 Programmes continue Stadium, Auckland, live 9.30 The Back Page 10.30
1.05am Programmes continue Super Rugby Pacific, Rebels v Fijian Drua, replay
National Geographic SKY 072 from AAMI Park, Melbourne 12.30am Gallagher
SoHo SKY 010 6.00 Food Factory USA (PG) 6.30 Drain the Premiership, Gloucester v Worcester Warriors,
6.25 Avenue 5 (M) 6.55 Last Week Tonight with Oceans (PG) 7.30 Colossal Machines (PG) 8.30 replay 2.30 Women’s Six Nations, France v Italy,
John Oliver (M) s9ep5 7.30 Station Eleven (16) Air Crash Investigation (M) 9.30 Search for the replay 4.30 Women’s Six Nations, Ireland v Wales,
s1ep5 8.25 Billions (18) s6ep10 9.25 Mrs. Fletcher Living Cannibals (PG) 10.30 Challenger Disaster: replay 5.00 The Breakdown
(18) s1ep3 9.55 Temple (16) s2ep7 10.40 Snowfall Lost Tapes (M) 11.30 Food Factory USA (PG) 12.30
(18) s5ep1 11.30 Station Eleven (16) s1ep5 12.25 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 1.30 Gordon Ramsay: Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
Avenue 5 (M) 12.55 The Righteous Gemstones Uncharted (PG) 2.30 Aussie Snake Wranglers (PG) 6.00 ATP 1000, Miami Open, day 6, live 2.00
(16) s2ep3 1.30 Temple (16) s2ep7 2.15 Billions (18) 3.30 Mine Kings (M) 5.30 Air Crash Investigation ANZ Premiership, Magic v Tactix, replay from
s6ep10 3.15 Snowfall (18) s5ep1 4.05 Baskets (M) (M) 6.30 Drain the Oceans (PG) 7.30 Inside Combat Trustpower Arena, Tauranga 3.30 National Netball
s4ep2 4.35 Gentleman Jack (M) s1ep1 5.35 The Rescue (PG) 8.30 Banged Up Abroad (16) 9.30 League, Marvels v Central, replay from Trusts
Name of the Rose (16) s1ep5 6.30 Baptiste (16) Trafficked with Mariana van Zeller (16) 10.30 To Arena, Auckland 5.00 A-League Men Review 6.00
s1ep3 7.30 City on a Hill (16) s1ep4 8.30 The Fear Catch a Smuggler (M) 11.30 Seconds from Disaster Women’s Six Nations, Ireland v Wales, highlights
Index (16) Alex’s intruder claims Alex hired him to (PG) 12.30am Programmes continue 6.30 Women’s Six Nations, France v Italy, highlights
engage in a sadistic fantasy before killing him. s1ep3 7.00 Netball Zone 7.30 ANZ Premiership, Magic v
9.30 Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty History SKY 073 Tactix, replay 8.00 Sky Speed 8.30 Aotearoa Rugby
(16) s1ep3 10.30 Strange Angel (16) s2ep3 11.15 Pod 9.00 ATP 1000, Miami Open, day 6, highlights
The Gilded Age (M) s1ep9 12.15am Programmes 6.30 Britain’s African Emperor (PG) 7.30 Ancient
Invisible Cities 8.30 Time Team 9.30 The Fatal 10.00 ANZ Premiership, Mystics v Pulse, highlights
continue 10.30 ANZ Premiership, Steel v Stars, highlights
Conflict: Judea and Rome (PG) 10.30 Time Team
11.30 Operation Stonehenge: What Lies Beneath? 11.00 ANZ Premiership, Magic v Tactix, highlights
Living SKY 017 (PG) 12.30 The Engineering That Built the World 11.30 NBL, Tasmania JackJumpers v NZ Breakers,
6.15 Salvage Hunters (PG) 7.10 Rachael Ray’s (PG) 1.30 Tanks 2.30 Secret War (M) 3.30 History’s highlights 12.00am Aotearoa Rugby Pod 12.30
Week in a Day (PG) 8.05 House Hunters (PG) 9.00 Raiders (PG) 4.30 Secrets of War (M) 5.30 The Between Two Posts 1.30 ATP 1000, Miami Open,
Escape to the Country (PG) 10.00 Home of the Fatal Conflict: Judea and Rome (M) 6.30 Time Team day 6, match of the day 3.00 ATP 1000, Miami
Year Scotland (PG) 11.00 Escape to the Perfect 7.30 The Machines That Built the World (PG) 8.30 Open, day 6, highlights 4.00 ATP 1000, Miami
Town (PG) 11.55 Grand Designs (PG) 12.55 The Best Submarines (PG) 9.30 Helicopter Warfare (PG) Open, day 7, from Hard Rock Stadium, Florida, live
House in Town (PG) 1.50 Salvage Hunters (PG) 2.45 10.30 Petra: Lost City of Stone (PG) 11.30 Narrow
House Hunters (PG) 3.45 Rachael Ray’s Week in Escapes of World War II (PG) 12.30am Programmes Sky Sport 3 SKY 053
a Day (PG) 4.45 Home of the Year Scotland (PG) continue
6.00 West Indies v England, 3rd test, day 5, from
5.40 Love It or List It UK (PG) 6.35 Grand Designs
National Cricket Stadium, Grenada, live 11.00 ICC
(PG) 7.30 Escape to the Perfect Town (PG) 8.30 BBC Earth SKY 074 Women’s Cricket World Cup, England v Bangladesh,
Salvage Hunters (PG) 9.30 Born Mucky: Life on the
6.00 Animal Impossible (PG) 6.55 Life Below Zero highlights from the Basin Reserve, Wellington Noon
Farm (PG) 10.30 Nate & Jeremiah by Design (PG)
(M) 7.45 Where the Wild Men Are: Revisited (PG) ICC Women’s Cricket World Cup, India v South
11.30 House Hunters (PG) 12.20am Programmes
8.35 Brian Cox: Forces of Nature (PG) 9.40 Trust Africa, highlights from Hagley Oval, Christchurch
continue
Me, I’m a Doctor (PG) 10.35 The Dog Rescuers 1.00 ICC Women’s Cricket World Cup, New
with Alan Davies (PG) 11.25 24 Hours in A&E Zealand v Pakistan, highlights from Hagley Oval,
Investigation Discovery SKY 018 (PG) 12.15 Dynasties (PG) 1.10 Brian Cox: Forces Christchurch 1.30 West Indies v England, 3rd test,
6.05 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 6.55 Still a Mystery of Nature (PG) 2.15 Animal Impossible (PG) 3.10 days 1-5, highlights 5.50 Pakistan v Australia, 1st
(M) 7.45 True Conviction (M) 8.35 Deadline: Crime Wildest Places (PG) 4.05 Trust Me, I’m a Doctor ODI, from Gaddafi Stadium, Lahore, live 2.00am
with Tamron Hall (M) 9.25 Nightmare Next Door (PG) 5.05 Life Below Zero (M) 5.55 Where the Wild South Africa v Bangladesh, 3rd ODI, highlights 2.30
(M) 10.20 Disappeared (M) 11.15 The Perfect Murder Men Are: Revisited (PG) 6.50 The Dog Rescuers ICC Women’s Cricket World Cup, India v South
(M) 12.10 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 1.05 Who the with Alan Davies (PG) 7.40 24 Hours in A&E (PG) Africa, highlights 3.30 Indian Premier League,
(Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 2.00 Scorned: Love Kills 8.30 Cornwall with Simon Reeve (PG) 9.35 Louis Gujarat Titans v Lucknow Super Giants, highlights
(M) 2.55 Obsession: Dark Desires (M) 3.50 Blood Theroux: Westboro (M) 10.40 Dynasties (PG) 11.35 3.50 Indian Premier League, Sunrisers Hyderabad v
Relatives (M) 4.45 Your Worst Nightmare (M) 5.40 Wildest Places (PG) 12.35am Programmes continue Rajasthan Royals, live
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11.30 Matau (G, R)
Noon Te Ao Tapatahi
12.30 Animal Empires (G, R)
1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R) 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 Meet the Penguins (G, R) 6.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
2.30 Ako (G, R) 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep2 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.45 Abalone Wars (PG, R)
3.30 Kids’ Programmes 10.55 Bar Rescue (PG, R, HD) 7.30 30 Minute Meals (G) 7.30 Tanked (PG, R)
6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 11.50 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, 8.00 Jamie and Jimmy’s Food 8.15 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
Rangitane (G, R) Rangitāne, R, HD) s3ep5 Fight Club (PG, R) 9.00 River of No Return (M, R)
from Fielding. 12.50 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 9.00 Museum Mysteries (PG, R) 9.45 Deadliest Catch (M, R)
6.30 Te Ao Mārama 1.45 The Real Housewives of 10.00 The Bidding Room (G, R) 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
7.00 Waiata Nation (G, R) Series New York City (M, HD) 11.00 Restored (G) 11.15 Tanked (PG, R)
following Maimoa as they 2.45 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep3 Noon Ugly House to Lovely House Noon Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
create their first album. 3.40 Face Off (PG, R, HD) s13ep8 (PG, R) 12.45 Rob Riggle: Global
7.30 Haka at Home (G, R) Kapa 4.40 Celebrity Ghost Stories (PG, 1.00 Big House Clearout (PG, R) Investigator (M, R)
haka groups from around R, HD) 2.00 The Motorway (PG, R) 1.30 Expedition Unknown (PG, R)
Aotearoa perform on their 5.35 Shark Tank (PG, HD) 3.00 Treetop Cat Rescue (PG) 2.15 NASA’s Unexplained Files
home ground, sharing their 6.35 Bar Rescue (PG, HD) 4.00 Ainsley’s Caribbean Kitchen (PG, R)
history and stories through 7.30 ■ Trading Places (1983, M, R, (G) 3.00 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
songs. HD) Two millionaire brothers 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 3.45 Tanked (PG, R)
8.30 ■ The Confirmation (2016, make a snobbish investor (PG) 4.30 Abalone Wars (PG, R)
PG) A father and son spend and a wily street con artist 6.00 The Bidding Room (G) 5.15 Alaskan Bush People
a somewhat predictable the subject of a bet. Eddie 7.00 Ellen’s Next Great Designer (PG, R)
weekend together, until a Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, Jamie (PG) 6.00 Tanked (PG)
valuable toolbox is stolen Lee Curtis. 8.00 Newshub Live 6.45 Wheeler Dealers (PG)
and they set out on a hunt 9.50 Embarrassing Bodies (M, 8.30 Big Family Farm (M) 7.30 Treehouse Masters (PG)
for the thieves. Clive Owen, HD) An update on previous 9.30 Ugly House to Lovely House 8.20 Homestead Rescue (PG)
Jaeden Martell, Maria Bello, patients. (PG) 9.10 Bushcraft Build-Off (PG)
Robert Forster, Patton 10.55 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, 10.30 Ellen’s Next Great Designer 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG)
Oswalt. R, HD) s3ep6 (PG, R) 10.50 Tanked (PG, R)
10.20 Sidewalk Karaoke (G, R) 11.50 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 11.30 Baggage Battles (PG) 11.40 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
10.50 – 11.20 Te Ao Mārama (R) 12.40am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.25am Programmes continue
TVNZ DUKE FREEVIEW 6 SKY 023 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY 034 RIALTO SKY 039
6.00 On DUKE Today 6.50 Summerland (2020, PG) 6.20 Robinson Crusoe (1954, 6.55 L’Opera (16) s1ep6
Noon DUKEbox Music Gemma Arterton G) Dan O’Herlihy, Jaime 7.45 The Capote Tapes (2019, 16)
1.10 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.26 Six Minutes to Midnight Fernandez US documentary.
HD, C) s6ep8 (2021, M) Eddie Izzard 7.50 Dad’s Army (1971, PG) Arthur 9.25 Honey Boy (2019, 16) Shia
1.35 Funny You Should Ask 10.06 Escape from Pretoria (2020, Lowe, John Le Mesurier LaBeouf
(G, HD) M) Daniel Radcliffe 9.25 On the Waterfront (1954, 11.00 Creating a Character: The
2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, HD) 11.51 French Exit (2021) (2021, M) PG) Marlon Brando Moni Yakim Legacy (2020,
2.50 Hunting Aotearoa (G, R, HD) Michelle Pfeiffer 11.10 St Elmo’s Fire (1985, M) Rob M) US documentary.
3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, HD) 1.45 The Hitman’s Wife’s Lowe, Demi Moore 12.15 Sulphur and White (2020,
4.05 The Chase Australia (G, Bodyguard (2021, 16) Ryan 12.55 Housesitter (1992, PG) Steve 16) Mark Stanley
HD, C) Reynolds, Samuel L Jackson Martin, Goldie Hawn 2.15 Blood (M) s2ep5&6
4.55 ABC World News (PG) 3.40 Antebellum (2020, 16) 2.35 Reversal of Fortune (1990, 3.55 Revolt She Said (2021, 16)
5.20 Xploration: Awesome Planet Janelle Monae, Jena Malone PG) Glenn Close, Jeremy NZ documentary.
(G, HD) 5.25 Penguin Bloom (2020, M) Irons 5.20 Rurangi (2020, M) Elz
5.45 Abandoned Engineering Naomi Watts 4.25 The Victors (1963, M) Carrad
(PG, HD, C) 7.00 Moonshot (2022, M) Cole George Hamilton, George 6.45 Jealous (2017, M) A divorced
6.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, Sprouse, Zach Braff Peppard teacher becomes jealous of
HD, C) s6ep9 8.30 Breaking News in Yuba 6.55 The Swimmer (1968, M) everyone. Karin Viard
7.05 30 Rock (PG, HD, C) s6ep20 County (2021, 16) An A guy decides to swim 8.30 Girls Can’t Surf (2020, M)
7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C) underappreciated suburban through a string of backyard Australian documentary
s24ep8 housewife takes advantage pools. Burt Lancaster, Janet about a band of female
8.30 The UnXplained with of her growing celebrity Landgard surfers who took on the
William Shatner (PG, HD) status when her husband 8.30 Castle Keep (1969, M) male-dominated professional
From abandoned cities to goes missing. Allison Janney, During WWII, a squad of surfing world. TV Films,
ancient cultures, how does a Mila Kunis, Regina Hall, American soldiers shelter page 68
civilization become “lost”? Awkwafina TV Films, page in a Belgian castle. Burt 10.15 Carmilla (2019, 16) Jessica
9.25 Paranormal Caught on 68 Lancaster, Patrick O’Neal, Raine
Camera (PG, R, HD, C) 10.08 The Outpost (2020, 16) Jean-Pierre Aumont 11.50 Influence (2020, M) South
10.20 Megashippers: Land, Air & Scott Eastwood 10.15 Steel Magnolias (1989, PG) African documentary.
Sea (G, R, HD, C, AD) 12.08am Gully (2021, 18) 1.30 Mortal Sally Field, Dolly Parton 1.25am Instinto (18) s1ep3 2.50
11.25 Killjoys (16, HD) s4ep3 Kombat (2021, 18) 3.17 Chronicles 12.10am Single White Female (1992, Revolt She Said (2021, 16) 4.15
1.05am – 1.30 ABC World News Mysteries: The Wrong Man (2019, 16) 1.58 Bite the Bullet (1975, PG) Rurangi (2020, M) 5.40 Jealous
(PG) PG) 4.42 The Furies (2019, 18) 4.08 Nil by Mouth (1997, 18) (2017, M)
BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024
1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R)
2.30 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Kids’ Programmes
6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 Treetop Cat Rescue (PG, R) 6.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
Rangitane (G, R) Rangitāne, 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep3 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.45 Treehouse Masters (PG, R)
from Fielding. 10.55 Bar Rescue (PG, R, HD) 7.30 30 Minute Meals (G) 7.30 Tanked (PG, R)
6.30 Te Ao Mārama 11.50 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, 8.00 Ainsley’s Caribbean Kitchen 8.15 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
7.00 Fresh (G, R) Pasifika show R, HD) s3ep6 (G, R) 9.00 Homestead Rescue (PG, R)
for young people. 12.50 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 9.00 Mysteries at the Museum 9.45 Bushcraft Build-Off (PG, R)
7.30 Only in Aotearoa (M, R) 1.45 The Real Housewives of (PG, R) 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
Comedy sketch show. New York City (M, HD) 10.00 The Bidding Room (G, R) 11.15 Tanked (PG, R)
8.00 The Casketeers (PG, R) 2.45 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep4 11.00 Restored (G) Noon Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
Francis celebrates his Tongan 3.40 Face Off (PG, R, HD) s13ep9 Noon Ugly House to Lovely House 12.45 Cooper’s Treasure (M, R)
whakapapa, and Jay deals 4.40 Celebrity Ghost Stories (PG, (PG, R) 1.30 Bering Sea Gold (M, R)
with the emotional toll of R, HD) 1.00 Big Family Farm (M, R) 2.15 Jungle Gold (PG, R)
embalming a three-month- 5.35 Shark Tank (PG, HD) 2.00 Ellen’s Next Great Designer 3.00 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
old pēpi. 6.35 Bar Rescue (PG, HD) (PG, R) 3.45 Tanked (PG, R)
8.30 Lucky Dip (G, R) Luke Bird 7.30 Ghost Hunters (PG, HD) 3.00 From Wags to Riches (G) 4.30 Treehouse Masters (PG, R)
and Marcia Hopa host a 8.30 Below Deck (M, HD) An 4.00 Rick Stein’s Road to Mexico 5.15 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
family game. exhausted Rachel takes out (PG) 6.00 Tanked (PG)
9.00 Aroha Bridge (PG, R) her frustrations on Heather 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 6.45 Wheeler Dealers (PG)
Comedy series. during dinner service. (PG) 7.30 Unique Rides (PG)
9.30 Ahikāroa (M, R) Chantelle 9.30 The Real Housewives of 6.00 The Bidding Room (G) 8.20 Kindig Customs (PG) Chad
and Hemi get a painful Orange County (M, HD) Dr 7.00 Undercover Big Boss (PG) Lewis brings in an Audi R8
reminder. Jen’s attempt to smooth 8.00 Newshub Live Spyder.
10.00 Hari with the Māori things over with Noella 8.30 The Newsreader (M) 9.10 Street Outlaws: No Prep
Sidesteps (PG, R) unexpectedly blows up. 9.30 Ugly House to Lovely House Kings (M)
10.30 Anika Moa Unleashed (M, 10.30 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, (PG) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG)
R) Suzanne Paul and Jamie R, HD) s3ep7 10.30 Undercover Big Boss (PG, R) 10.50 Tanked (PG, R)
Curry. 11.25 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 11.30 Baggage Battles (PG) 11.40 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
11.00 – 11.30 Te Ao Mārama (R) 12.15am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.25am Programmes continue
TVNZ DUKE FREEVIEW 6 SKY 023 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY 034 RIALTO SKY 039
6.00 On DUKE Today 6.06 Charm City Kings (2020, 16) 6.16 Funny Girl (1968, G) Barbra 7.25 Influence (2020, M) South
Noon DUKEbox Music Jahi Di’Allo Winston Streisand, Omar Sharif African documentary.
1.10 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.06 The High Note (2020, M) 8.43 Dr. Strangelove (1964, PG) 9.00 Carmilla (2019, 16) Jessica
HD, C) s6ep9 Tracee Ellis Ross, Dakota Peter Sellers, George C Scott Raine
1.35 Funny You Should Ask Johnson 10.18 The Ruling Class (1972, M) 10.35 Revolt She Said (2021, 16)
(G, HD) 9.56 Four Good Days (2019, M) Peter O’Toole, Alastair Sim NZ documentary.
2.20 My Country Kitchen Mila Kunis, Glenn Close 12.50 A Night in Casablanca (1946, Noon Rurangi (2020, M) Elz
(PG, HD) 11.36 Every Breath You Take G) Groucho Marx, Harpo Carrad
2.45 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, (2021, 16) Casey Affleck, Sam Marx 1.25 Flint (2020, M) UK
R, HD) Claflin 2.15 The Harder They Come documentary.
3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, HD) 1.23 Strange but True (2019, (1972, M) Jimmy Cliff, Janet 3.20 Saint Frances (2019, M) Kelly
4.05 The Chase Aus (G, HD, C) M) Margaret Qualley, Nick Bartley O’Sullivan
4.55 ABC World News (PG) Robinson 4.00 All That Jazz (1979, M) Roy 5.05 My Darling Vivian (2020, M)
5.20 Xploration: Awesome Planet 3.00 Judas & the Black Messiah Scheider, Jessica Lange US documentary.
(PG) (2021, 16) Daniel Kaluuya, 6.05 Goodfellas (1990, 16) A 6.35 Ammonite (2020, 16)
5.45 Abandoned Engineering LaKeith Stanfield petty criminal climbs the Based on the life of British
(PG, HD, C) 5.05 The French Dispatch (2021, gangster ladder on the mean palaeontologist Mary Anning.
6.35 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, M) Bill Murray, Frances streets of New York. Robert Kate Winslet, Saoirse Ronan
HD, C) s6ep10 McDormand, Owen Wilson De Niro, Ray Liotta 8.30 Rialto Documentary:
7.05 30 Rock (PG, HD, C) s6ep21 6.50 The Doorman (2020, 16) 8.30 Starman (1985, PG) An alien Lady Boss: The Jackie
7.30 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C) Ruby Rose, Jean Reno takes the form of a widow’s Collins Story (2021, 16) UK
s24ep10 8.30 Respect (2021, M) Based on late husband in order to documentary about author
8.30 Icons of Auto (PG, HD) the story of singing superstar travel across the country Jackie Collins. TV Films,
9.30 Extreme Ice Railroad Aretha Franklin. Jennifer and rendezvous with his page 68
(PG, HD) Hudson, Forest Whitaker, spaceship. Jeff Bridges, 10.05 Seberg (2019, M) Based
10.30 Fighter Pilot: The Real Marlon Wayans Karen Allen on the life of actress Jean
Top Gun (G, R, HD, C, AD) 10.55 Let Him Go (2020, M) Kevin 10.25 The Doors (1991, 16) Based Seberg. Kristen Stewart
Recruits train for selection Costner, Diane Lane on the story of 1960s rock 11.45 Yusuf Hawkins: Storm Over
in the RAF Dambuster 12.50am Chaos Walking (2021, M) band The Doors. Val Kilmer, Brooklyn (2020, 16) US
squadron. 2.38 Chronicle Mysteries: Recovered Meg Ryan documentary.
11.30 Defiance (M, HD) s2ep10 (2019, PG) 4.01 Those Who Wish 12.45am Awakenings (1990, PG) 1.30am Instinto (18) s1ep4 2.55
12.20am – 12.45 ABC World News Me Dead (2021, 16) 5.41 Ordinary 2.45 Backdraft (1991, PG) 5.00 Wolf Flint (2020, M) 4.55 Saint Frances
(PG) Love (2019, M) (1994, M) (2019, M)
BRAVO FREEVIEW 4 SKY 012 EDEN FREEVIEW 8 SKY 013 RUSH FREEVIEW 14 SKY 024
1.30 Tōku Reo (G, R)
2.30 Ako (G, R)
3.30 Kids’ Programmes
6.00 Haka Ngahau ā-Rohe: 6.00 Infomercials 6.00 From Wags to Riches (G, R) 6.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
Rangitane (G, R) Rangitāne, 10.00 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep4 7.00 The Pioneer Woman (G) 6.45 Unique Rides (PG, R)
from Fielding. 10.55 Bar Rescue (PG, R, HD) 7.30 30 Minute Meals (G) 7.30 Tanked (PG, R)
6.30 Te Ao Mārama 11.50 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, 8.00 Rick Stein’s Road to Mexico 8.15 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
7.00 Pacific Island Food R, HD) s3ep7 (PG, R) 9.00 Kindig Customs (PG, R)
Revolution (G, R) Three new 12.45 Deadly Cults (M, R, HD) 9.00 Mysteries at the Museum 9.45 Street Outlaws: No Prep
teams must showcase the 1.45 The Real Housewives of (PG, R) Kings (M, R)
best of healthy Fijian cuisine. New York City (M, HD) 10.00 The Bidding Room (G, R) 10.30 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
8.00 Kai Safari (G, R) Sonia Gray 2.40 Hoarders (PG, R, HD) s5ep5 11.00 Restored (G) 11.15 Tanked (PG, R)
and Russell Harrison travel 3.35 Face Off (PG, R, HD) s13ep10 Noon Ugly House to Lovely House Noon Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
to remote and spectacular 4.35 Celebrity Ghost Stories (PG, (PG, R) 12.45 Goblin Works Garage (PG, R)
corners of Aotearoa in R, HD) 1.00 Undercover Big Boss (PG, R) 1.30 Iron Resurection (PG, R)
search of local fare. 5.30 Shark Tank (PG, HD) 2.00 Baggage Battles (PG) 2.15 Texas Metal (PG, R)
8.30 Pio Terei Tonight (G, R) Pio 6.30 Bar Rescue (PG, HD) 2.30 30 Minute Meals (G, R) 3.00 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
Terei and Nix Adams host 7.30 ■ Pride & Prejudice (2005, 3.00 My Tiny Terror (PG) 3.45 Tanked (PG, R)
a talk show. Tonight, Scotty G, R, HD) In rural England 4.00 The Hairy Bikers’ Chocolate 4.30 Unique Rides (PG, R)
Morrison, Marama Jones and in the late 18th century, the Challenge (G) 5.15 Alaskan Bush People (PG, R)
Howie Morrison. arrival of a wealthy bachelor 5.00 Mysteries at the Museum 6.00 Tanked (PG)
9.30 Giants (G) Series featuring to the neighbourhood is the (PG) 6.45 Wheeler Dealers (PG)
migrant communities in cause of much excitement 6.00 The Bidding Room (G) 7.30 Rob Riggle: Global
Aotearoa. Tonight, the for the mother of five 7.00 Clipped (PG) Reality show Investigator (M)
Samoan community. daughters. Keira Knightley. in which topiary artists 8.20 Expedition Unknown (PG)
10.00 Rage Against the Rangatahi 10.00 A Wedding and a Murder compete. 9.10 NASA’s Unexplained Files
(PG, R) The state of the (M, R, HD) 8.00 Newshub Live (PG)
planet, jobs, and the future 11.00 Snapped: Killer Couples (M, 8.30 Dancing on Ice (PG) 10.00 Alaskan Bush People (PG)
for reo-speaking babies. R, HD) s3ep8 10.30 Clipped (PG, R) 10.50 Tanked (PG, R)
10.30 Ki Tua (G, R) 11.55 Mark of a Killer (16, R, HD) 11.30 Baggage Battles (PG, R) 11.40 Wheeler Dealers (PG, R)
11.00 – 11.30 Te Ao Mārama (R) 12.45am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.00am – 6.00 Infomercials 12.25am Programmes continue
TVNZ DUKE FREEVIEW 6 SKY 023 SKY PREMIERE SKY 030 MOVIES CLASSICS SKY 034 RIALTO SKY 039
6.00 On DUKE Today 7.11 Best Friends Forever (2021, 7.05 The River Wild (1994, M) 6.40 Seberg (2019, M) Kristen
Noon DUKEbox Music M) Leah Merritt, Harlan Drum Meryl Streep, Kevin Bacon Stewart
1.15 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.41 Music (2021, M) Kate 8.53 Pale Rider (1985, PG) Clint 8.25 Ammonite (2020, 16) Kate
HD, C) s6ep10 Hudson, Maddie Ziegler Eastwood, Michael Moriarty Winslet, Saoirse Ronan
1.35 Funny You Should Ask 10.26 Christmas Movie Magic 10.45 Gilda (1946, PG) Glenn Ford, 10.20 Flint (2020, M) UK
(G, HD) (2021, PG) Holly Deveaux, Rita Hayworth documentary.
2.20 My Country Kitchen (G, HD) Drew Seeley 12.32 Being John Malkovich (1999, 12.20 On Death Row Marathon
2.50 Hunting Aotearoa (PG, 11.52 Trauma Center (2019, 16) M) John Cusack, Cameron (16) s1ep1-4
R, HD) Nicky Whelan, Bruce Willis Diaz 3.45 Return to Gandhi Road
3.15 Heavy Rescue 401 (PG, HD) 1.17 Ordinary Love (2019, M) 2.20 Waterloo (1970) (1970, G) (2020, PG) NZ documentary.
4.10 The Chase Australia (G, Lesley Manville, Liam Neeson Rod Steiger, Christopher 5.20 The Boy with the Topknot
HD, C) 2.47 The Doorman (2020, 16) Plummer (2017, M) Sacha Dhawan
5.00 ABC World News (PG) Ruby Rose, Jean Reno 4.30 The Bodyguard (1992, M) 6.50 School’s Out (2018, 16)
5.20 Xploration: Awesome Planet 4.21 Waves (2019, 16) Kelvin Kevin Costner, Whitney Laurent Lafitte
(PG) Harrison Jr. Lucas Hedges Houston 8.30 Lapsis (2020, PG) Struggling
5.45 Abandoned Engineering 6.35 Wrath of Man (2021, 16) 6.35 Sudden Impact (1983, 16) to support himself and his
(PG, HD, C) Jason Statham Clint Eastwood, Sondra ailing younger brother, a
6.40 Two and a Half Men (PG, R, 8.30 Buddy Games (2020, 16) A Locke delivery man takes a job in
HD, C) s6ep11 group of friends hope that a 8.30 The Alamo (1960, PG) a strange new realm of the
7.10 30 Rock (PG, HD, C) s7ep1 series of games will lift one Based on the story of the gig economy. Dean Imperial,
7.35 The Simpsons (PG, R, HD, C) of them out a depression. defence of the Alamo Fort in Babe Howard
s24ep12 Josh Duhamel, Olivia Munn, 1836. John Wayne, Richard 10.15 Eternal Beauty (2019, M) A
8.30 Family Guy (PG, R, HD, C, Kevin Dillon, Dax Shephard, Widmark woman suffering depression
AD) James Roday Rodriguez 11.10 Sex, Lies and Videotape after being left at the altar
9.30 Halo (M) Series about a 10.10 Old (2021, M) Gael García (1989, M) A lawyer’s affair forms a bond with another
supersoldier who fights Bernal, Vicky Krieps, Rufus with his sister-in-law patient. Sally Hawkins, David
aliens. s1ep2 Sewell, Nikki Amuka-Bird becomes complicated with Thewlis, Billie Piper, Penelope
10.40 ■ Date Movie (2006, M, HD, 11.55 Promising Young Woman the arrival of a visitor with an Wilton
C, AD) A spoof of romcoms. (2020, 18) Carey Mulligan, Bo usual fetish. James Spader, 11.50 Angel of Mine (2019, 16)
Alyson Hannigan. Burnham Andie MacDowell Noomi Rapace
12.15am Taskmaster (PG, R, HD, C, 1.45am Archive (2020, M) 3.35 12.50am The Enforcer (1976, 1.30am The Other Lamb (2019, 18)
AD) s4ep1 2.00 – 2.25 ABC World Amber Alert (2017, M) 5.05 The 16) 2.25 Fanny (1961, G) 4.35 3.05 On Death Row Marathon (16)
News (PG) Devil Has a Name (2021, 16) Crossroads (1986, PG) s1ep1-4
SKY CHANNELS (Bleep) Did I Marry? (M) 2.00 Scorned: Love Kills
(M) 2.55 Obsession: Dark Desires (M) 3.50 Blood
Relatives (M) 4.45 Your Worst Nightmare (M)
Vibe SKY 006 5.40 Crimes Gone Viral (M) 6.35 Body Cam (M)
7.30 Evil Lives Here (M) 8.30 Reasonable Doubt
6.00 Gilmore Girls (PG) 6.50 Judge Judy (PG) 7.15
(M) 9.30 Homicide City (M) 10.30 The Perfect
Rizzoli & Isles (M) s6ep6 8.05 Medium (M) s3ep13
Murder (M) 11.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) 12.15am
8.50 Judging Amy (M) s3ep11 9.40 Major Crimes
Programmes continue
(M) s2ep13 10.30 Judge Judy (PG) 11.15 Our Girl
(16) s4ep2 12.15 Landscapers (16) s1ep3 1.05 Delilah
(M) s1ep4 2.00 Rizzoli & Isles (M) s6ep6 2.50 Sky Arts SKY 020
Medium (M) s3ep13 3.40 Judging Amy (M) s3ep11 7.15 Grayson’s Art Club 8.00 Illicit Trade 8.55 The
4.30 Judge Judy (PG) 5.30 Gilmore Girls (PG) 6.30 Decisive Moment 9.10 Elliott Erwitt: Silence Sounds
Major Crimes (M) s2ep13 7.30 Monday Mornings (M) Good 10.05 Off Camera 11.00 Put Some Colour in
Hooten and Buck face off in court against attorney Your Life 11.30 Secrets of the Museum 12.30 Blitzed!
Mitch Tompkins. s1ep10 8.30 Downton Abbey (M) The 80s Blitz Kids’ Story 1.30 ■ The Bowmakers
With the house recovering from the night’s dramatic (2019, G) 3.15 Grayson’s Art Club 4.00 Rita
events, Robert is faced with a difficult decision. Hayworth: From Gilda to Rita 5.00 Mark Knopfler: A
s5ep2 9.30 Blue Bloods (M) Henry’s meddling in a Life in Songs 6.00 The Big Book Club 7.00 Stars of
murder case pushes Danny’s buttons. s8ep13 10.20 the Silver Screen: Telly Savalas 7.45 The Directors:
Judging Amy (M) s3ep11 11.10 Judge Judy (PG) Robert Altman 8.30 Great British Photography
12.10am Programmes continue Challenge 9.30 Rankin’s 2020 10.00 Illicit Trade SoHo:
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10.55 The Decisive Moment 11.10 Put Some Colour
UKTV SKY 007 in Your Life 12.00am Programmes continue
6.00 Mrs Brown’s Boys (M) s2ep4 6.30 EastEnders
(PG) 6.55 The Graham Norton Show (PG) s24ep10 Discovery SKY 070 SKY SPORT
7.45 The Bill (PG) 8.35 A Touch of Frost (M) s10ep3 6.05 How Do They Do It? (PG) 6.30 Man Caves
10.15 Father Brown (M) s1ep10 11.05 Doc Martin (PG) 6.55 You Have Been Warned (M) 7.45 Maine
(PG) s6ep8 11.55 Midsomer Murders (M) s6ep1 1.35 Cabin Masters (PG) 8.35 Top Gear (PG) 9.25 Fast
Sky Sport 1 SKY 051
The Bill (M) 2.25 New Tricks (M) s9ep1 3.25 8 Out N’ Loud (PG) 10.20 Gold Rush (M) 11.15 Outback 7.00 Premier League Darts, night 8, from
of 10 Cats Does Countdown (M) 4.20 The Graham Opal Hunters (PG) 12.10 How Do They Do It? (PG) Rotterdam Ahoy, live 10.30 Super Rugby Pacific,
Norton Show (PG) s24ep11 5.15 Who Do You Think 12.35 Man Caves (PG) 1.05 Mysteries at the Museum Moana Pasifika v Blues, highlights 11.00 Super
You Are? (PG) 6.20 QI (M) 6.55 Mrs Brown’s Boys (PG) 2.00 Naked and Afraid (PG) 2.55 Aussie Rugby Pacific, Reds v Waratahs, highlights 11.30
(M) s2ep5 7.30 QI (PG) 8.00 Would I Lie to You? Gold Hunters (PG) 3.50 Deadliest Catch (M) 4.45 UFC on Sky Noon ICC Women’s Cricket World Cup,
(PG) 8.35 8 Out of 10 Cats Does Countdown Alaska: The Last Frontier (M) 5.40 Gold Rush (M) semi-final 1, highlights 1.00 Inside Netball 1.30 NBL,
(PG) 9.30 Hypothetical (M) With Rob Beckett, 6.35 Aussie Salvage Squad (PG) 7.30 Outback Opal Melbourne United v NZ Breakers, replay 3.30 Super
Jonathan Ross, Maisie Adam and Sara Barron. s2ep1 Hunters (PG) 8.30 Aussie Gold Hunters (PG) 9.30 Rugby Pacific, Moana Pasifika v Blues, highlights
10.20 The Jonathan Ross Show (PG) s15ep1 11.15 Demolition Down Under (PG) 10.30 Expedition 4.00 Super Rugby Pacific, Rebels v Fijian Drua,
Midsomer Murders (M) s6ep1 12.55am Programmes X (M) 11.25 Naked and Afraid (M) 12.15am highlights 4.30 Super Rugby Pacific, Highlanders v
continue Programmes continue Blues, highlights 5.00 Super Rugby Pacific, Chiefs
v Crusaders, highlights 5.30 Rugby Heaven 6.30
Super Rugby Pacific, Crusaders v Highlanders, from
SoHo SKY 010 National Geographic SKY 072 Orangetheory Stadium, Christchurch, live 9.30
6.40 Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty 6.30 Drain the Oceans (PG) 7.30 Inside Incredible Super Rugby Pacific, Waratahs v Fijian Drua, from
(16) s1ep3 7.40 Fleabag (18) s2ep5 8.10 Baskets (M) Machines (PG) 8.30 Great Inventions (PG) 9.30 Cbus Super Stadium, Gold Coast, live 12.00am
s4ep4 8.35 The Righteous Gemstones (16) s2ep4 Hitler’s Last Stand (M) 10.30 Nazi Underworld (PG) Super Rugby Pacific, Crusaders v Highlanders,
9.15 The Gilded Age (M) s1ep9 10.15 Dublin Murders 11.30 Trafficked with Mariana van Zeller (16) 12.30 replay 2.00 NBL, Melbourne United v NZ Breakers,
(16) s1ep4 11.25 Somebody Somewhere (M) s1ep7 Air Crash Investigation (M) 1.30 Gordon Ramsay: replay 4.00 Women’s Six Nations, Scotland v
11.55 Fleabag (18) s2ep5 12.20 The Righteous Uncharted (PG) 2.30 No Man Left Behind (M) 4.30 England, highlights 4.30 ICC Women’s Cricket
Gemstones (16) s2ep4 1.00 Snowfall (18) s5ep2 North Korea: Michael Palin’s Journey (PG) 5.30 World Cup, semi-final 2, highlights 5.30 Gallagher
1.50 Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty Colossal Machines (PG) 6.30 Drain the Oceans (PG) Premiership, Exeter Chiefs v Leicester Tigers, replay
(16) s1ep3 2.50 Dublin Murders (16) s1ep4 3.50 7.30 Trafficked with Mariana van Zeller (16) 8.30 To
Somebody Somewhere (M) s1ep7 4.20 Baskets Catch a Smuggler (M) 9.30 Air Crash Investigation
(M) s4ep5 4.50 Gentleman Jack (M) s1ep4 5.50 (M) 10.30 Air Crash Investigation (PG) 11.30 Food Sky Sport 2 SKY 052
The Name of the Rose (16) s1ep8 6.50 The Fear Factory (PG) 12.30am Programmes continue 7.00 Basketball, NBL, Melbourne United v NZ
Index (16) s1ep3 7.35 The Rook (16) s1ep6 8.30 A Breakers, highlights 7.30 NRL Premiership,
Million Little Things (M) Ron and Regina embark on highlights 8.00 NBL, Melbourne United v NZ
a new venture, and Theo has a chance encounter
History SKY 073 Breakers, replay 10.00 Inside Netball 10.30 ATP
with Greta. s4ep12 9.15 ■ United Skates (2018, M) 7.30 The Other Pompeii (PG) 8.30 Time Team Uncovered 11.00 ATP 1000, Miami Open, day 8,
Documentary about the African-American roller- 9.30 The Greatest Race (PG) 10.30 Time Team highlights Noon ATP 1000, Miami Open, day 9,
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John Oliver (M) s9ep5 11.15 Phoenix Rising (16) s1ep1 in the Bones: Black Death Killer (PG) 1.30 Nazi highlights 2.30 Rugby Heaven 3.30 NBL Overtime
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(PG) 11.55 Grand Designs (PG) 12.55 Mystery Diners BBC Earth SKY 074 Punjab Kings, live
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Free Home (PG) 11.30 House Hunters (PG) 12.25am 12.55 Earth from Space (PG) 1.50 Animal Impossible Women’s Cricket World Cup, semi-final 1, highlights
Programmes continue (PG) 2.45 Attenborough’s Natural Curiosities (PG) 4.30 Pakistan v Australia, 1st ODI, highlights 5.30
3.10 Wildest Places (PG) 4.05 Secrets of Skin (PG) Pakistan v Australia, 2nd ODI, highlights 6.30 ICC
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Gone Viral (M) 9.25 Nightmare Next Door (M) (PG) 9.25 The Truth About Getting Fit at Home 1st test, day 3, from Kingsmead Stadium, Durban,
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RNZ National 5.00 First Up with Nathan Rarere 6.00 5.00 First Up with Nathan Rarere 6.00
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NB: Programmes are subject to change depending on Noon Midday Report with Māni Dunlop 1.06 Noon Midday Report with Māni Dunlop 1.06
Covid level restrictions at time of broadcast Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The Panel
Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The Panel
with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint with with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint with
SATURDAY Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending Now 7.06 Nights with Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending Now 7.06 Nights with
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Bryan Crump 10.00 News at Ten 10.15 Lately
Morning with Kim Hill 12.10 Māpuna with Julian with Karyn Hay 11.04 Music 101 Pocket Edition
with Karyn Hay 11.04 Nashville Babylon Mark
Wilcox Conversations with Māori throughout 12.04am All Night Programme
Rogers presents Americana, alt country, folk,
Aotearoa, from sports legends to business
soul and blues 12.04am All Night Programme
leaders, artists and community advocates 1.06 FRIDAY
Music 101 with Charlotte Ryan 5.00 The World 5.00 First Up with Nathan Rarere 6.00
at Five 5.30 Tagata o te Moana Pacific news, TUESDAY
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Babylon Mark Rogers presents Americana, Morning Report with Corin Dann and Susie
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3.45 The Panel with Wallace
and musical memories 12.04am All Night Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The Panel
Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint
Programme with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint with
with Lisa Owen 6.30
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News at Ten 10.15 Lately
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with Julian Wilcox 6.50 Voices 7.04 Smart Talk 1.06 Afternoons with Jesse Mulligan 3.45 The Tova O’Brien,
Conversations recorded around Aotearoa and Panel with Wallace Chapman 5.00 Checkpoint Monday to
the world, including from NPR’s TED Radio Hour with Lisa Owen 6.30 Trending Now 7.06 Nights Thursday,
and the BBC World Service 8.06 The Sunday with Bryan Crump 10.00 News at Ten 10.15 9am, Today
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of music and memories 10.00 News at Ten Tipping presents classic recordings and modern
10.15 Mediawatch 11.04 The Retro Cocktail Hour masterpieces from the world of jazz 12.04am All
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Concert Days 1.00 Onstage 3.00 RNZ Concert
Afternoons 7.00 RNZ Concert Evenings 8.00
Music Alive APO Premier Series: Magnificent
Mendelssohn – Gade: Echoes of Ossian;
Mendelssohn: Violin Concerto in E minor
Op 64; Dvorak: Symphony No 8 in G Op 88,
Love letter
Monique Lapins (vln), Auckland Philharmonia
Orchestra/Giordano Bellincampi (recorded in
Auckland Town Hall) 10.00 Day’s End 12.00am
Music Through the Night
FRIDAY
News and Weather 6.00, 7.00, 8.00, 9.00,
noon, 5.00pm
6.00 RNZ Concert Mornings 10.00 RNZ
to NZ Where Will They Bury My
Bones? is performed in
London’s Fishmongers’ Hall.
T
Music Through the Night he premiere of Gareth Farr’s long time,” says Farr.
latest composition had an Horan was initially thinking of a kind
opulent setting far from New of requiem, but as the work developed,
Newstalk ZB newstalkzb.co.nz Zealand. The composer is the expressive intent shifted. “It’s mor-
delighted. “It looks as if it were filmed phed into a very, very romantic piece,”
SATURDAY
6.00 All Sport Breakfast with D’Arcy Waldegrave in Buckingham Palace!” he laughs. “I says Farr. “The title is stark, but musically
9.00 Jack Tame Noon Sportstalk 3.00 Tim Roxborogh love the glimpses of night-time London it’s about striving for something you can’t
& Tim Beveridge 6.00 Bruce Russell 12.00am Jim
Snedden through those big windows.” quite grasp, about homesickness and
SUNDAY Where Will They Bury My Bones? for bar- dislocation. The final verse, “Hiraeth” – a
6.00 Peter Wolfkamp 9.00 Francesca Rudkin Noon itone, string quartet and piano was filmed Welsh word meaning yearning – ends
Sportstalk 3.00 Tim Roxborogh & Tim Beveridge 6.00
Frank Ritchie & Jax van Buuren 7.30 John Cowan in the banqueting room of the historic with the poignant words “Nowhere is/
8.00 Miles Davis 11.00 The Nutters Club with Hamish Fishmongers’ Hall overlooking the River Ever more than nine seas away”.
Coleman-Ross & Kyle MacDonald 1.00am Bruce Russell
Thames. The March 19 premiere screen- The premiere showing remains online
MONDAY-FRIDAY ing, part of the Auckland Arts Festival, until March 27. “By the time Covid had
5.00 Kate Hawkesby 6.00 Mike Hosking 9.00 Kerre
McIvor Noon Simon Barnett & James Daniels (Andrew coincided with the second anniversary of taken hold, it had to be a film,” says Farr.
Dickens on Monday) 4.00 Heather du Plessis-Allan New Zealand closing its borders ahead of “And it looks stunning! Online presenta-
7.00 Sportstalk 8.00 Marcus Lush 12.00am Bruce
Russell/Tim Beveridge the first Covid lockdown in 2020. tion is here to stay. We all need to get
London-based New Zealand baritone better televisions and sound systems and
Today FM Julien Van Mellaerts sings the solo vocal get used to it.” l
SATURDAY part. He worked closely with Farr and
6.00 Nigel Yalden 9.00 WellBeings with Dominic Melbourne-based Kiwi librettist Paul Where Will They Bury My Bones?
Bowden Noon Robett Hollis 2.00 Sport with Marc
Peard & John Day 6.00 Saturday Night Live Horan and says the story is very personal by Gareth Farr (composer) and
to all three of them. “Throughout the pan- Paul Horan (librettist), performed
SUNDAY
6.00 Best of Tova & Lloyd Burr Live 7.00 Build & demic, we all felt isolation from home or by Julien Van Mellaerts (baritone),
Design with Hamish Dodd & Stan Scott 9.00 Mel from one another. I lost my grandad and
Homer Noon Buttabean Radio Show with Dave Letele Ben Baker and Kate Oswin (violins),
& Nats Levi 2.00 Graeme Hill 7.00 Podcast Playout my first music teacher and was unable Charlotte Bonneton (viola), Mat-
8.00 Polly Gillespie to travel back. This is our love letter to thias Balzat (cello), James Baillieu
MONDAY-THURSDAY New Zealand, expressing our pride that (piano), filmed by TallWall Media in
5.00 Rachel Smalley 6.30 Tova O’Brien 9.00 Duncan we carry wherever we are in the world.
Garner Noon Leah Panapa & Mark Richardson 4.00 London. Premiere screening hosted
Lloyd Burr 7.00 Graeme Hill (Wilhelmina Shrimpton on Recording it with a group of largely Kiwi by Auckland Arts Festival and RNZ
Monday) 8.00 Polly Gillespie musicians in London was touching and Concert, March 19-27. aaf.co.nz/event/
FRIDAY magical – I’ll never forget it.” where-will-they-bury-my-bones
As above until evening 7.00 Podcast Playout 8.00
Nickson Clark Violinist Ben Baker, another
GREG
DIXON
Saviours of old New Zild
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elcome to the first thoughtful letter, Alison Hale suggested standouts were, “I wouldn’t spit on him
annual general a number of fine-but-fading expressions for practice,” and “There’s nothing wrong
meeting of the needing help, including, for when some with him that a good undertaker couldn’t
Society for the nosy bugger asks what you are doing, fix,” both first entries in the prospective
Protection of saying, “I’m making a wigwam for a Sponzi Book of Phrase and Insult.
New Zealand Idiom. Due to the current goose’s bridle.” This is simply delightful. Annabelle O’Meara, from Tauherenikau,
Omicron outbreak, we are gathering in the In a similar vein, if the same nosy says she hears the voice of her father,
safest venue that could be found at short bugger asks where you’re going, say, Gerald Kilkelly O’Meara, a Southland
notice: the inside of Greg’s head. “Up the booai shooting pukekos with a farmer born in 1912, in that terrific
Before we move on to the first item on long-handled shovel.” Thank you for that exclamation of surprise, “blow me down
the agenda, the chair would like to move a one, Jan Caudwell. the hatch!”
vote of thanks to Greg for having Philip McCabe includes among
us in his head, and for Greg his favourites, “mad as a two-bob
promising he won’t have his usual watch”, while Jan Fletcher from
stream of gloomy thoughts for the Paraparaumu said an expression
duration of the AGM. Also, Greg she remembers while grow-
apologises for that musty smell. ing up was, “They don’t need a
The first order of business Christmas tree in their house,”
is electing the society’s offic- presumably meaning the “they”
ers. Due to the current lack of were not short of a bob or two.
members, Greg moves that he Alison Kelson, from Nelson,
temporarily fulfil the roles of wrote to say all four of her
chair, secretary, treasurer and grandparents were born in New
entire membership, but only if he Zealand in the 1870s, of English
can have the title “el Presidente”. and Irish parentage, so they had a
All those in favour, say aye. The great selection of sayings, but the
motion is unanimously carried. one she remembers most is from
The second item is correspond- her maternal grandfather, Edwin
ence. It appears those whose Stanley Brookes, who was born at
memories stretch back to the A nor’ west arch Wharehine, Port Albert, in 1872.
over Lush Places.
“good old days” (for younger The mildest of men, his worst
readers, this was the period expletive was, “By Jove!”
between the beginning of time
Alison Hale suggested a number
and your birth) are very much
in favour of a Society for the
Protection of New Zealand
Idiom, or, God help us, Sponzi.
of expressions needing help,
including, “I’m making a
B efore el Presidente closes
the meeting, is there any
other business arising?
The chair recognises Michael
Since the announcement of wigwam for a goose’s bridle.” D. Palmer from Manukau. He has
its creation on this page some written to the society to suggest
weeks ago, el Presidente has been that if we don’t like our esteemed
in receipt of some excellent proposals Alison also writes that, in Canterbury, body’s acronym, Sponzi – God help us
for worthy, endangered New Zealand an old expression for dying is “to pass once again – then perhaps, for our sins,
expressions in need of the society’s through the nor’west arch”, the arch (also the society would prefer to style itself
support and protection. seen in Wairarapa) being a distinctive Sinz, or Save Idiom New Zealand.
A number of venerable and honourable cloud formation sometimes created by the The committee welcomes Michael’s
correspondents suggested phrases many prevailing nor’wester, a strong föhn wind. proposal and consideration for this
will remember, such as “home, James, Mike Beckett, from Featherston, sent change has been given to a special
and don’t spare the horses”, “rat down a an impressive list of prospects, includ- subcommittee. Now, if there are no
GREG DIXON
drainpipe” and “smell of an oily rag”. ing such useful exclamations as, “All that other matters, we should bring the first
There were also a pleasing number for nothing, how much for sixpence?” AGM of Sponzi to a close PDQ – Greg is
el Presidente had not heard. In a long, and “their blood’s worth bottling”. Mike’s complaining he needs his head back. l
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