[Isang maagang araw sa Loud House, at tinatapos ni Lincoln ang mga last changes sa project niya.

Lincoln: [sa mga manonood] "Naiisip mo ba kung ano ang pakiramdam na lumaki sa isang malaking pamilya? Well, ganoon din ang aking guro. Ang aming takdang-aralin sa klase
ay gumawa ng isang ulat tungkol sa aming mga pamilya. Sa sampung kapatid na babae, maaari kong buuin ang akin sa isang salita: "Kaguluhan"!"

[Nagpakita ng diorama ng pang-araw-araw na kaguluhan si Lincoln gamit ang isang kopya ng poster na pang-promosyon ng palabas.] "Inabot ng 3 linggo, 4 na kahon ng pasta, 2
tubes ng pandikit, at 27 popsicle sticks, ngunit natapos na sa wakas ang centerpiece ng aking proyekto. Medyo tumpak na representasyon ng Loud Family . Ngunit ang paggawa
ng bagay na ito ay ang madaling bahagi. Ang tunay na hamon ay dalhin ito sa paaralan sa oras at sa isang piraso upang ibigay ang aking ulat. Mukhang madali, diba? Hindi sa
bahay ko. Kung gusto mong mailabas ang lahat ng sampung kapatid mo sa tamang oras, kailangan mong bumangon nang maaga, at kailangan mong gumawa ng plano."
[Naririnig ang mga kalabog. Isang kaguluhan ang nagsimulang maganap at ang tubig mula sa baso ni Lincoln ay nagsimulang manginig, na nagpapahiwatig lamang ng isang
bagay.]

Lincoln: "Nagising na ang Ten Headed Beast. Wish me luck. Ah!" [Kinuha niya ang diorama at lumabas ng pinto ngunit mabilis na naglabas ng payong para maiwasan ang isang
balde ng tubig na bumuhos sa kanya at sa kanyang diorama.] "Hindi ngayon, Luan."

Luan: "Oh, titingnan natin 'yan. Pailure is not an option!" [tumawa] "Get it?"

Lincoln: "Dadalhin ko nalang ito sa van mamaya. But first..." [Tumawag] "Luna. A little "Man with the plan" music?"

Luna: [Hawak ang kanyang gitara at inihagis ang kanyang pick.] "Oo naman, pare!" [Nagsisimulang tumugtog habang naghahanda si Luan na para sa sunod niyang bibiktimahin.]

Lola: [Nakikipag-agawan ng pera kay Lana.] "Pera ko ito!"

Lana: "Hindi, akin ito!"

Lola: "Bitawan mo!"

Lana: "Ikaw ang bumitaw!"

Lincoln: [Humarap sa mga manonood habang nakaturo sa kambal.] "Right on cue."

Lola: "Bitiwan mo!"

Lana: "Tumigil ka nga!" [Kinuha ni Lincoln ang kanilang pera.]

Lola at Lana: "Hoy!"

Lincoln: [binigyan sila ng eksaktong sentimos] "Kalahati para kay Lola, kalahati para kay Lana."
Lola at Lana: "Salamat, Lincoln!"

Lucy: [sa likod mismo ng kanyang kapatid] "Magandang umaga, Lincoln."

Lincoln: [nagulat] "Aah! Magandang umaga, Lucy."

Lucy: "Para sa aking bagong tula, kailangan ko ng isang salita na tutugma sa 'choose'." [Si Lily ay nagsimulang maglakad sa silid.]

Lincoln: "Uh...paano ang 'loose'?"

Lucy: "Tumugma nga." [isinulat ito]

Lincoln: [hinawakan ang mga damit ng sanggol na si Lily] "Oras na para magbihis, Lily!"

Lynn: [na may football] "Hoy, Lincoln! Mag-isip ka dali!" [itinapon ito]

Lincoln: [Ibinato ni Lincoln si Lily sa hangin at sinalo ang football.]

Lynn: [tumawa] "Nice catch, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Nice throw, Lynn." [ibinalik ito kay Lynn. Sinalo niya si Lily at sinimulang bihisan.]

Lori: [sa kanyang cellphone kausap si Bobby] "OMG, Bobby. Literal na kailangan kitang tawagan kaagad. Excited na ako masyado sa homecoming dance." [Napansin ni Lincoln na
naglagay si Luan ng isa pang balde sa itaas mismo ng pinto nina Lori at Leni at mabilis na binuksan ang kanyang payong para iligtas si Lori bago siya mabasa ng isang balde ng
tubig.]

Lori: "Kaya nga? Ang sweet mo talaga!" [Kinikilig]

Lincoln: [Ginawa ni Lincoln ang "I'm watching you" na hand move kay Luan.]

Luan: [determinado] "I'll get the drop on you yet." [tumawa] "kuha mo?"

Lori: [kay Lincoln] "Anong kailangan mo?"

Lincoln: "Lori, maaari mo bang ibaba ang cellphone mo at maghanda papunta sa paaralan?"

Lori: "Cool it, twerp. Kaya kong gawin ang dalawang bagay nang sabay." [Dumating si Leni na may bubble gum sa bibig at biglang natumba.]

Lincoln: "Leni?"

Leni: "Note to self: wag na wag lumakad habang ngumunguya ng gum."

Lincoln: "Malapit na tayong ma-late!" [Nagmamadaling bumalik sa kanyang kwarto.]

Lynn: [na may soccer ball] "Lincoln! Mag-isip ka dali!" [sinipa ito]

[Si Lincoln ay sumisid at sinalo ang bola sa isa pang silid sa labas ng screen; Lumabas sina Lola at Lana sa kanilang silid; Ibinalik ni Lincoln ang bola, tumungo sa kanyang silid at
kinuha ang kanyang proyekto.]

Lincoln: "Sige, ibaba na kita." [Lumabas si Lisa sa kanyang silid na may dalang isang umuusok na prasko.]

Lisa: "Tabi! Sasabog siya!"

Lincoln: [U-turns] "O hindi." [ibinalik ang project niya sa kwarto niya.] "Teka, teka, teka, teka, teka!" [nagdagdag ng kemikal sa prasko at pinigilan itong sumabog.] "Phew. Lisa,
lagi mong nakakalimutan ang dinitrotoluene."

Lisa: "Silly me. Much appreciated." [pumasok sa kwarto niya pero sumabog parin] "BUHAY PA AKO!"

Lynn: [nakasuot ng Lunatic Lynn costume] "AYYYEEE!!! LUCHA LIBRE!" [humagalpak at sumisigaw habang nahulog siya sa hagdan.] "Todo bien..."

Lincoln: [nakita si Lily na naglalakad sa hallway sa likod niya.] "Lily! Nasaan ang pants mo?!" [Nagsuot ng baby pants kay Lily.]

[Nagtatalo sina Lola at Lana kung sino ang unang gagamit ng banyo.]

Lola: "Ako ang nauna dito!"

Lana: "Ako kaya!"

Lola: "Nuh-uh, ako kaya!"

Lana: "Ako kaya ang nauna! Ako!"

Lola: "Lagi mong sinasabi yan!"

Lana: "Ikaw kaya ang laging nagsasabi niyan!" [Nagsuot si Lincoln ng isang pares ng roller skate at pumasok sa banyo.]

Lola at Lana: "Hoy! Bawal sumingit sa linya!" [Binigyan sila ni Lincoln ng kanilang mga toothbrush at nilagyan narin ito ng toothpaste para sa kanila.]

Lola at Lana: "Salamat, Lincoln!" [Inihagis ni Lincoln ang tube ng toothpaste pabalik sa kinaroroonan nito at nag-skate sa pasilyo.]

Leni: "May nakakita ba sa zit cream ko?" [Ibinigay ito ni Lincoln sa kanya.]

Lori: "Nakita ko na ang pinaka-cute na damit!" [Mukhang naiinis si Lincoln dahil malapit na silang ma late.]

Lucy: "Isang salita na tumutugma sa 'stuck'."

Lincoln: "'Luck'."

Luan: "How do you stop a rhino from charging?"

Lincoln: "You take away his credit card!"

[Tumawa si Luan]

English Version (Original Version)

[It is an early weekday morning at the Loud House, and Lincoln is putting the finishing touches on something.]

Lincoln: [to the viewers] "Ever wonder what it's like to grow up in a big family? Well, so does my teacher. Our class assignment is to do a report on our families. With ten sisters, I
can sum up mine in one word: "Chaos"!" [Reveals a diorama of Lincoln's daily chaos in a replica of the show's first promotional poster.] "It took 3 weeks, 4 boxes of pasta, 2
tubes of glue, and 27 popsicle sticks, but the centerpiece of my project is finally finished. Pretty accurate representation of the Loud Family, I'd say. But making this thing was the
easy part. The real challenge is getting it to school on time and in one piece to give my report. Sounds easy, right? Not in my house. If you want to get all ten of your sisters out
the door on time, you have to get up pretty early, and you have to have a plan."

[Thudding sounds are heard. A commotion starts to take place and the water from Lincoln's glass starts to shake, indicating only one thing.]

Lincoln: "The ten-headed beast has awoken. Wish me luck. Ah!" [He takes the diorama and steps out the door but quickly busts out an umbrella to avoid a pail of water pouring
onto him and his diorama.] "Not today, Luan."

Luan: "Oh, we'll see about that. Pailure is not an option!" [laughs] "Get it?"

Lincoln: "I'll just take this to the car later. But first..." [Calls] "Luna. A little "Man with the plan" music?"
Luna: [Holding her guitar and tossing her pick.] "You got it, man!" [Starts playing while Luan prepares to strike again.]

Lola: [fighting over a dollar with Lana.] "It's my dollar!"

Lana: "No, it's mine!"

Lola: "Let go!"

Lana: "No, you let go!"

Lincoln: [To the viewers pointing at the twins.] "Right on cue."

Lola: "You let go!"

Lana: "Stop it!"

[Lincoln takes their dollar.]

Lola and Lana: "Hey!"

Lincoln: [gives them exact change] "Half for Lola, half for Lana."

Lola and Lana: "Thanks, Lincoln!"

Lucy: [right behind her brother] "Good morning, Lincoln."

Lincoln: [startled] "Yah! Good morning, Lucy."

Lucy: "For my new poem, I need a word that rhymes with "choose"."

[Lily starts walking around the room.]

Lincoln: "Uh...how about "lose"?"

Lucy: "That works." [writes it down]

Lincoln: [holding Lily's baby clothes] "Time to get dressed, Lily!"

Lynn: [with a football] "Hey, Lincoln! Think fast!" [tosses it]

[Lincoln tosses Lily in the air and catches the football.]

Lynn: [chuckles] "Nice catch, Lincoln."

Lincoln: "Nice throw, Lynn." [gives it back to Lynn. He catches Lily and starts to dress her.]

Lori: [on her phone with Bobby] "OMG, Bobby. I literally had to call you right away. I am just so excited about the homecoming dance."

[Lincoln notices that Luan has placed another bucket right above Lori and Leni's door and quickly opens his umbrella to save Lori before she gets drenched by a pail of water.]

Lori: "I know, right? You're so sweet!" [giggles]

[Lincoln makes the "I'm watching you" gesture to Luan.]

Luan: [determined] "I'll get the drop on you yet." [laughs] "Get it?"

Lori: [to Lincoln] "What do you want?"

Lincoln: "Lori, could you maybe hang up the phone and get ready for school?"

Lori: "Cool it, twerp. I'm quite capable of doing two things at once."

[Leni comes by with a bubble from her gum and trips.]

Lincoln: "Leni?"

Leni: "Note to self: never walk and chew gum at the same time."
Lincoln: "Time's running out!" [rushes back to his room.]

Lynn: [with a Soccer ball] "Lincoln! Think fast!" [kicks it]

[Lincoln dives and catches the ball into another room offscreen; Lola and Lana walk out of their room; Lincoln tosses the ball back, heads into his room and picks up his project.]

Lincoln: "Okay, let's get you downstairs."

[Lisa comes out of her room with a steaming flask.]

Lisa: "Scatter! She's gonna blow!"

Lincoln: [U-turns] "Or not." [puts his project back in his room.] "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!" [adds an extra chemical to the flask and stops it from exploding.] "Phew. Lisa, you're
always forgetting the dinitrotoluene."

Lisa: "Silly me. Much appreciated." [it explodes anyway] "I'M STILL ALIVE!"

Lynn: [dressed as Lunatic Lynn] "AYYYEEE!!! LUCHA LIBRE!" [lunges and screams as she falls down the stairs.] "Todo bien..."

Lincoln: [sees Lily walking along the hallway behind him.] "Lily! Pants!" [slips baby pants on Lily.]

[Lola and Lana are arguing over who gets to use the bathroom first.]

Lola: "I was here first!"

Lana: "No, I was!"

Lola: "Nuh-uh, I was!"

Lana: "No way! I was!"

Lola: "You always say that!"

Lana: "You do!"

[Lincoln puts on a pair of roller skates and goes into the bathroom.]

Lola and Lana: "Hey! No cutting!"

[Lincoln gives them their toothbrushes and liberally applies toothpaste to them.]

Lola and Lana: "Thanks, Lincoln!"

[Lincoln tosses the toothpaste tube back where it belongs and skates down the hall.]

Leni: "Has anyone seen my zit cream?"

[Lincoln hands it to her.]

Lori: "I literally found the cutest dress to wear!"

[Lincoln looks annoyed at her lack of punctuality.]

Lucy: "A word that rhymes with "stuck"."

Lincoln: ""Luck"."

Luan: "How do you stop a rhino from charging?"

Lincoln: "You take away his credit card!"

[Luan laughs]