Long story short, imagine I have Barbie’s money with

no job and no kids and all the time and resources in

the world

I present to you the dreamhouse of the century

 Content Disclaimer:
I was the child who preferred HGTV over Disney Channel and Nick Junior combined. My gay awakening
might’ve very well been Hillary from Love it or List it and my idea of a fieldtrip is a day at IKEA

Brace yourself for I’ve prepared my entire life for this project to materialize
General Themes:
Master bedroom
The bedroom is the essence of youth. It is teenager girl ,meets daddy’s money, meets early 90s-2000’s
wrapped on bubblegum pink. The place is oozing velvet and sequins and hyperfemininity. It reeks of gloss and
strawberry perfume, and anything by Juicy Couture. Inspiration includes hello kitty, bratz dolls, and
High-school Musical’s Sharpay Evans. Feel free to ignore the mini skirt, pink leather and questionable
animal print.
Living Room/Dining Room
Imagine the Children’s Discovery Museum and Spencer's had a baby and the kid was born in Alice in
Wonderland. You would get my living room. It’s supposed to look like mismatched chaos on crack. Lighting is
strictly lamps and projectors to mimic golden hour with the exception of a the occasional lava lamp. The
place smells of cashmere and frankincense and lust illuminated by a neon sign or two. An accent brick wall
would be ideal along with air hockey, pac-man, and a giant board-game like jenga or chess. There’s paint
water in mason jars and magazine clippings taped about, and nothing but completely unconventional
furniture. Statement rugs are to clash on purpose; suggestive coffee tables only.

So… a soft club in New York

Library that doubles as ballroom on the weekends
The library is what fairy tale dreams are made of. It would make the one from Beauty and the Beast look
like an underfunded public school in the city. The theme is old money, but in celestial victorian type of way.
Everything is weightless and heavy and timeless and extraordinary and beaming from the abundance of
natural light. The walls and candle fixtures are gold crested and angelic. There’s glistening sculptures and
steps to make dramatic entrances from. The elaborate chandelier is worth my college education and the
delicate ceiling paintings could make Michelangelo roll in his grace.
All three bathrooms follow the same script
The bathroom is the holy grail of serenity. The entire aesthetic strives for studio Ghibli type peace. There’s
more plants than actual decor, the fixtures and shelves are cream colored bamboo, and naturally the entire
room is a sauna with heated flooring. The bathroom is the only room in the house meant to be simplistic
with plush white towels, and salt lamps and tea.
Most forbidden witches loft
The forbidden witches loft is exactly what it sounds like - forbidden. Think of it as the magickal mysteriously
intriguing off-limits wing of the mansion. The loft is only accessible by ladder but has a couple secret
entrances. The room is dim and candle-lit with scrolls upon scrolls of maps and spells. There’s a craft table
with jarred spices and satin pillows with gorgeous precious crystals glistening in the darkness. There’s an
antique brass telescope and shelves of incense and shimmering bowls for offerings. It wouldn’t be complete
without scared stationary and a rapunzel tower style window.
 Interested in funding?
See me after the presentation for contact information and legal documents