How to Stay AWAKE

By Fenton Saper
Say you’re trying to pull an all
nighter to study for an
upcoming exam but your just
too tired to keep your eyes
open. What do you do?

Well look no further than this

presentation because I’ve
broken it down into four easy
steps.
Step One: Think about
it
One of the most ● Get your head racing in all kinds
of directions
common ways to ● Quick thinking. Don’t spend too
stop yourself long on one thought or it may
turn into a dream
from sleeping is ● Keep your mind stimulated

to overthink it!
Step Two: Don’t get
comfortable
As soon as you
begin to feel ● Avoid beds, couches, armchairs
or anything with more than an

relaxed that’s inch of padding.

● Stay upright and active. Don’t

when you should stop moving

start to panic. ● Resist temptations, don’t let

those comfy pillows seduce you

Don’t let sleep

win!
Step Three: Distract
yourself
Do something ● Listen to music, maybe some

you know you hard rock, whatever keeps your

mind active

can’t help but ● Watch a movie (but remember,

you still have work to do)
get into, ● Eat something, consider making

whatever that yourself a snack. Or, even bake

something to pass more time

may be.
Step Four: When all
else fails, go for the can
 Whether it be
redbull, ● When it comes down to it, it’s
better to be efficient than
monster, experimental

rockstar or just ● These cans of death hold the

key to your future success
coffee – we all ● Remember, red bull does indeed
give you wings
know this is the
real solution
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Get your insomnia on!