INT.

DAY STAFF ROOM

School ki interval bell bajti hai.

Badan Singh apne hatho me 4 tiffin box lakar aate hai aur
table pe rakhte hai. Mohan ji aur Videshi laalji waha pahle
se hi baithe hai. Videshi laal ji khana kha rhe hai aur Mohan
ji tiffin samne rakh baithe hue hai.

MOHAN JI
Aaj to bade kam grahak mile
apko.....ginti kam hoti jaa rhi
hai...!

BADAN SINGH
jabse Bola hai ki ki exercise karte
waqt jo chakkar kha kar girega uska
tiffin mai khaunga...tabse ek ladka
nhi gir rha.

VIDESHI LAAL
Waah...apke khauf ne bacho ko to
strang(strong) bna diya badan
ji...ye farmula mujhe bhi apni
class me lagana padega.

BADAN SINGH
Videshi lal...strong, strang nhi...

VIDESHI LAAL
Haan haan wahi..angreji Ka master
mai hu aap nhi...

BADAN SINGH
Mohan ji aap kya laye ho aaj
special bna kar...dikhao.

Mohan ji tiffin piche khich lete hai.

MOHAN JI
avi kholenge..thoda susta le pahle

BADAN SINGH
Ab kya interval k baad
khaoge....khair In tiffin me
dekhu...kiske Ghar kya kya bna hai.

Badan singh tiffin kholne lagte hai. Tabhi Chandar tray me

pani ka glass lekar aata hai aur sabke pa rakhne lagta hai.

MOHAN JI
Chandar...ye aaj savita ji nhi aayi
kya? Lunch ho gya avi tak wo gayab
hai.
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BADAN SINGH
Haan...kal Raat se savitabhabhi.com
Website bhi nhi chal rhi hai.

Sab hasne lagte hai.

MOHAN JI
Ae...kya bakwas kar rhe ho.vadijya
Ki adhyapika hai wo.

VIDESHI LAAL
Mohan ji to aise gussa ho rhe hai
jaise wo inki bahut khas hai.

Tabhi room me savita ji aur Charu ki entry hoti hai. Slow

motion, baal lahrate hue...Savita Ji ko dekh kar mohan ji ki
aankhe badi ho jati hai...wo khade ho jate hai...on music
sequence

Mohan lal turant chair piche kar savita ji ko baithate hai.

Turant tiffin khol kar dikhate hai.

MOHAN JI
Aaj itni late kaise ho
gyi...dekhiye aaj apke liye special
karele ka bharwa laye hai.

SAVITA JI
Kya batau....charu ne jabse school
join kiya hai har roj koi na koi
ladka nas kaat le rha hai....ab Aaj
10th ka backbencher Rahul k papa
aaye the...principal ne mujhe laga
diya...uske papa bol rhe hai ki kal
raat me Rahul nas kaat kar inke
naam ka bandage bandh rha tha.

CHARU
Ab isme meri kya galti
hai....sadiyo Se puruso ka mahilao
ko lekar yhi haal raha hai...1608
me pahli baar Russia k ek purush ne
Ukrane ki ek mahila k liye apni
hath ka nas kata tha.

BADAN SINGH
Are madam...aap To lunch time me
bhi itihas padhane lage.
 3.

VIDESHI LAAL
Avi nyi jaining (joining) hai
na...josh to rahega hi padhane
ka...jab ek hi baat ko din bhar me
4 baar batayengi...tab josh se hosh
aayega.

Charu gussa hokar dekhti hai..

CHARU
Joining hota hai...videshi sir

Sab hans padte hai. Videshi laal ji sarma jate hai. MOhan ji
Savita ko full romantic hokar dekh rhe hai.

MOHAN JI
Savita ji....apne btaya nhi ki
karele kaise bane hai...

SAVITA JI
Bahut ache hai....mai Hamesha
sochti hu...aap itna acha khana
baante hai...to aap chef kyu nhi
bane.

BADAN SINGH
Oho...dukhti rag pe hath rakh diya
apne to

MOHAN JI
Bahut labmi kahani hai ji..aap
Sunna chahengi.

SAVITA JI
Aisa kya hai.....bataiye

VIDESHI LAAL
Bhai...chota Kar k hi
sunana....13vi baar sunne jaa rha
hu.

SAVITA JI
Aap sunao...maine nhi suna

MOHAN JI
Baat 1998 ki hai....mai 14 saal ka
tha.
(MORE)
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MOHAN JI (CONT'D)
Bharat me adyogikaran ka daur suru
ho chuka tha...angreji bhasa apna
pair pasaar rhi thi....jiske Khilaf
mere pita ji khade the....hindi Me
docatary ki thi unhone....unka
Sapna tha ki mai bhi hindi me
double doctary kar desh ke sabse
bade vishwavidyalaya me professor
banu....lekin Mai din bhar maa ke
sath rasoi me tedhi medhi purai
belta rahta....khana Khane aur
banana...ye Do hi kaam mai jivan me
chahta tha.

CHARU
Fir aapne kiya kyu nhi?

MOHAN JI
Us waqt nyi nyi tv ghar me aayi
thi..aur galti se maine ek angreji
picture dekh li...us picture ka
hero ek chef tha...aur Wahi se mera
dimag ghum gya....

VIDESHI LAAL
Ab sidha paint pe aa jao.

MOHAN JI
Are yr hum tumko suna rhe hai ki
savita ji ko...jo bich me apni
galat angreji ko ghusaye jaa rhe
ho.

VIDESHI LAAL
Galat angreji? Ka galat bol diya
maine

MOHAN JI
Tumhe nhi pta chalega...kote Se
bharti jo hue ho.

Videshi laal gusse se laal ho jata hai.

VIDESHI LAAL
Badan singh dekho...fir ye line
crass kar rhe hai. Aur ye thik nhi
hoga

BADAN SINGH
Are to tumhe pta hai ki ye kahani
sunate waqt ye emotional ho jate
hai...aur tum ho ki toke jaa rhe
ho.
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VIDESHI LAAL
To isme kote wali baat kaha se aa
gyi.

BADAN SINGH
To tumhe bhi apni angreji dekhni
chahiye...o ko a bolte rahte
ho...master ko bacho ke jivan ka to
khayal karo.

CHARU
Ye to hai sir...class me bache bhi
o ko aa bolne lage hai..

SAVITA JI
Are aap log shant ho jaiye...is
School me bache kam ladte hai jo ab
teacher bhi ladne lage....aur Mohan
ji aap hame sunaiye...mai sunungi

MOHAN JI
Ab nhi...prawah kharab ho gyi.

CHARU
Prawah?

BADAN SINGH
Flow

CHARU
Oh

SAVITA JI
Are aap suru kariye fir se...ab koi
kuch nhi bolega

MOHAN JI
picture dekhne ke baad maine apne
pita ji ko bol diya ki mai chef
banunga....pita Ji ne usi belan se
mari kutia ki...rasoi me jana
pratibandhit kar diya gya.

SAVITA JI
Apne iska virodh nhi kiya

Mohan ji mayus
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MOHAN JI
Bahut kiya...lekin Us jamane me 3
idiots jaisi picture aaayi nhi
thi...jo pita ji ne bol diya wahi
karna hota tha....pita ji ne subah
se saam tak hindi ghot ghot kar
pilayi..vyakaran mere juban pe
rahti thi......lekin Jab sadi hui
to biwi aisi mili jise kuch banane
hi nhi aata tha....pure 15 saaal
baad mai dobara rasoi me
ghusa...aur Tab se apni man ki har
chij banata hu

SAVITA JI
Waaah

MOHAN JI
Aur fir aap mil gyi to apke pasand
ki

Sab hans padte hai.

CHARU
Maine to yhi socha hai...mai apne
bacho ko wahi karne dungi jo wo
chahenge

MOHAN JI
Bilkul...mai bhi apne bacho ko jo
chahe banne dunga....mere Sath jo
hua wo unke sath nhi hone dunga

BADAN SINGH
Waise apka ladka kya banna chahta
hai...20 saal ka ho gya wo

MOHAN JI
Ji ek raat maine use bahut pyar se
bitha kar pucha. Ki wo kya banna
chahta hai

SAVITA JI
Kya bola wo

MOHAN JI
Sarma gya....dar Gya...bolta hai
ki....papa Bataunga to
maroge...maine samjhaya usko ki
nhi....tu Bta tujhe kya karna hai
jivan me...mai tera pura sath
dunga...
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SAVITA JI
Apko to apna waqt yaad aa gya hoga.

MOHAN JI
Bilkul....3 Ghante tak usko
samjhata raha...fir thodi thodi
himmat kar k batai usne.

BADAN SINGH
Kya

MOHAN JI
Are ab mujhe yaad bhi nhi aa
rha...ajib sa english me kuch tha
wo...bol rha tha bahut paisa hai
isme...maine bol tu kar bhai...tum
log ka advance jamana hai...jo
chahe karo...apne man ki jiyo

BADAN SINGH
Aisa kya tha

MOHAN JI
Are kya tha.....boy....play Boy
bola..koi nayi naukari chali hai
aaj kal

Sab shocked...ghanti baj jati hai. badan singh shocked hokar

uth kar chala jata hai...sab dhire dhire mohan ji ko dekhte
hue nikal jate hai.

MOHAN JI (CONT'D)
Aisa kya bol diya maine