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by Hayden Brown
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Lewis
Brown
Humble & loud, spent some

childhood in Ottawa, Illinois  next page

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Ottawa, IL  4th grade to 7th grade;

spent eight years living on Oak

Island, NC – 2009 to 2017;

graduated high school in 2014, then

decided to go aboard my journey:

 Cullowhee, North Carolina

 Western Carolina University

 Engineering Technologist
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Dedicated to Julius Pepperwood: Zombie Detective

Love to Mother + Papa <3

Thanks to Bryan Howard: BLE 

Steve Belcher, my uncle

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Just so happens, Chad is gone to the beach.

CH. 1 – HAYDEN’S V-CARD

Aimee comes home with Hayden

for a few days after school. On the third

day, we engage in sexual intercourse.

Nothing oral besides making out, just

body-to-body. She was fourteen years of

age when I was seventeen. We “did it”

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about three times a month for two

months, and then had sex one last time a

little over a month after I turned

eighteen. “It was hot,” Nick Miller once

said.

After Aimee came Katie Lougee.

She was my second partner. After our

second date, I discover why her

nickname is Roast Beef. Very meaty; I

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did not mind then; it was all I could get

sexually, and to be honest,

I found it cute.

CH. 2 – 30 DRUGS

Bipolar is a bitch. Cognitive

dissonance is the worst. When

combined, shitstorms occur. I have been

fighting this battle since I turned twenty

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years old. It is NOT fun. Death is the

focus… drives me insane!

Katie & Hayden broke up in

August 2014. They were both at fault,

but Lougee ruined it by cheating on

Hayden during her first-year student

activities held at Coker in Hartsville, SC.

She kissed some random dude and let

herself be… touched. Brown should

have known after one of her outbursts

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when she came back to Oak Island to

visit. Crying during sex? How was I so

blind? Oh well,

I still hit.

Six months later, an app called Yik

Yak saved my life. I was terribly alone,

and I was searching for love. That is

when I met Sara Smith. We met through

another app called Kik, then met at a

Starbucks. She wore size two pants and

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red lipstick, breasts the perfect size. I

was nervous at first, but then it started

snowing heavily outside. Her dorm was

far away; she had no other choice than

to come home with me. We hit it off and

almost immediately started kissing once

we opened my dorm room door. TWIN

XL mattress… no problem. We cuddled

and loved all night, waking my

roommate TJ Rox a couple times. A little

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less than a week later, I asked her to be

my girlfriend and she said yes, quite

excitedly. We made love best we could;

she was so tight that the first two

condoms broke. Third time proved to be

the winner, and her virginity is now…

mine. She may have someone new now,

and I am sure she is happier without

me, but damn… with some practice, that

head? Sensational.
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CH. 3 – FLEABAG

Seth Grim found a dog one day, fleas

all over its belly. Her name was Cayce.

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She stayed on our porch until we could

find the rightful owners. Eventually, the

owners showed up… fortunately, fleas

did not infest our apartment by the

river.

CH: 4 – NOAH FISHER

Simkiss never even met Noah, but

we all knew who had the ADD meds. “I

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need a bus,” Noah said, assertively. Alec

& Hayden (at the same moment) say, “I

got 7.8k on it.” Noah and Hayden come

to an agreement to not get a bus and

agree to trick out a 2007 Volvo Station

Wagon with a bed in the back. “Think

about what we can do with $20,000,”

Simkiss thinks to himself. “Time to

write an article… off to South Korea!”

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THE END