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The Status Line: Battletech: Lots of Meching Around
The Status Line: Battletech: Lots of Meching Around
The Status Line Formerly The New Zork Times Fall 1988
Steve Meretzky
Prom King Dear Infocom, STATUS LINE—number of hours difficult puzzle.
I like your games. I like your games you’ve been working on the same INFIDEL—someone who interrupts
Christopher Erhardt so much that I’ve tried other com- puzzle. your game.
Marjorie Gove pany’s games, and realized how much M A R I T A L S T A T U S L I N E— DEADLINE—what you may look like
Matt Hillman better yours are. something funny you tell your spouse after solving an Infocom game in 3
Elizabeth Langosy I’ve just finished Beyond Zork. I’ve to stop them from leaving because you days without stopping if you didn’t
Eileen Milauskas enjoyed previous romps, but BZ—you spend all your time at the computer. start out with a big enough inventory
Curtis Montague must come out with more games using A LINE—something often used at SPELLBREAKER—someone who
Grave Robbers this interface, and I mean yesterday. single’s bars but which has little or no breathes while you are completing a
“Define keys”—I didn’t have to type meaning to an Infocommie (except very fragile chain of thought that will
(c)1988 Infocom, Inc. “roll onion,” “blow bubble” or “turn maybe at the Infocom Friday office enable you to solve a puzzle.
125 CambridgePark Drive mirror” 555 times! I never thought I’d parties). STARCROSS—when you stop day-
Cambridge, Massachusetts find a companion to match Floyd (I WISHBRINGER—Mailman who dreaming about a puzzle and get back
02140 cried when I thought he was dead, just brings you the Hint Booklet you or- to work.
ask my roommate), but Spunky the dered. SUSPENDED—the type of animation
The Status Line is published four, minx, Stu the caterpillar, and Phil the SEASTALKER—one who chooses to you appear to be in when thinking
sometimes
sometimes five, times a year by pterodactyl came pretty damn close. walk on the beach to work out Info- about a puzzle.
Infocom, Inc. Address changes and
I thank you, my mother thanks you, com puzzles. CHESS—a nice relaxing game (of
subscriptions should be sent to
and my roommate thanks you for the WITNESS—some friend you call course, before you know it, Infocom
The Status Line, Infocom, Inc.
Solid Gold and $14.95 specials (Mas- when you are about to solve an in- will come out with interactive chess,
125 CambridgePark Drive
tercard and VISA do not). Actually, credibly difficult puzzle, like the infa- and you’ll have to turn to checkers, or
Cambridge, MA 02140,
my roommate may be grateful that mous Babel Fish we-have-to-get this- marbles to relax).
Attention Subscriptions Manager.
they enable me to pay my rent, but slimy-little-fish-in-our-ear puzzle. Sincerely,
The Status Line is an independent
she’s probably not pleased (or maybe ZORK I, II—planets people might Ben Holzman
journal, not affiliated
affiliated with the New
she is) that they tend to make me think you’re from if you intend to get Roslyn Heights, NY
York Times and vice versa.
somewhat reclusive. And for the love involved with Infocom. [Thanks Ben. We will he adding
Cutthroats, Deadline, Enchanter, Infidel, Leather of God, don’t tell my thesis advisor— ZORK III—a good game if you are these to our new game manuals—Ed.]
Goddesses of Phobos, Planetfall, Seastalker, I’ve missed so many deadlines be- from Zork I or II.
Starcross, Suspect, Suspended, The Status Line,
The Witness, Trinity, Wishbringer and Zork are cause of these things he probably ENCHANTER—a friend of the oppo- Dear TSL,
registered trademarks
trademarks of Infocom, Inc. thinks I’m out with the reserves a lot site sex who clues you in on how to I need help. I am a junior in high
A Mind Forever Voyaging, Ballyhoo, Border
or suchlike... solve a puzzle. school and frankly, I hate History. In
Zone, Bureaucracy, Classic Mystery Library, If you ever need testers, or writers, SORCERER—a friend of the same effect, I am not doing so well in it.
Cornerstone (Yeah,
(Yeah, a database,
database, wanna make or brainstormers, or just generally cute sex who gives you a game or a hint. After a long conference with my
it?), Fooblitzky, Gamma Force,
something if it?),
Hollywood Hijinx, Immortal Legends, Infocomics,
people to liven up the joint, say the PLANETFALL—what the Earth teacher, we decided that if I could get
InvisiClues, Lane
Lane Mastodon, Moonmist, Nord word. could do, as long as you have your my letter published in any profes-
and Bert Couldn't Make Head or Tail of It, Plun-
Plun- Saving up another $14.95 (plus computer and your Infocom games. sional publication, he would raise my
dered Hearts, Quarterstaff, Science Fiction
Classics, Sherlock: The Riddle of the Crown
$2 postage and handling) CUTTHROATS—what your family grade 1/2 a grade. I was just wonder-
Jewels, Sorcerer, Spellbreaker, Stationfall,
Stationfall, The Debby Berry, might do if you don’t quit playing ing if you knew of any professional
Crescent Hawk's Inception, The Lurking Horror Columbus, OH those doggarn Infocom games and publications.
and The Tomb of Setmoth are trademarks of
Infocom, Inc.
come to dinner. Pleadingly yours,
Dear Infocommies, SUSPECT—everyone, if your favorite Eric Lee
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy is a trade-
trade- Infocom Terms for the Beginner: Infocom game is missing. San Leandro, CA
mark of Douglas Adams. BattleTech is a regis-
regis-
tered trademark of FASA Corporation. INVENTORY—any necessary items A MIND FOREVER VOYAGING— [Eric, have you tried The New York
such as chips, soda, beer, etc. your brain when you’re figuring out a Times?—Ed.]
Fall 1988 The Status Line 3
In Zork Zero, the prequel to the Zork Trilogy, you'll finally get a chance to try We've gotten more extravagant than Dimwit Flathead himself with our new
your hand a Double Fanucci. We have taken computer game graphics a step development system. Ordinary screens of text come to life with graphic
further by integrating graphic-oriented puzzles into Zork Zero. enhancements like these.
RULES
1. All entries must be postmarked by January 31, 1989. (Entries from out-
side the U.S. and Canada must be postmarked by March 31, 1989.) 2.
Entries must be on this form or a photocopy of this form. 3. There is a limit
of one entry per person. 4. Iodized salt helps prevent thyroid problems. 5.
All entries must be mailed separately. 6. Up to 25 prizes will be awarded. If
more than 25 correct entries are received, a drawing will determine the win-
ners. 7. Void where prohibited by law or mother-in-law.
PRIZE
The New Zork Times Puzzle Winner T-Shirt (The Status Line Puzzle was
called The New Zork Times Puzzle back when The Status Line was called
The New Zork Times).
MAIL TO
Infocom, Inc.
The Awesomely Wonderful Puzzle Editor
125 CambridgePark Drive
How I got the Babel Fish
Cambridge, MA 02140
Eric Blumrich
8 The Status Line Fall 1988